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Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:09:48 2009 No.2035900 [Reply] [Original]

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Feb 6 15:12:04 2009 No.2035909 The Gilgamesh/Saber one is so much better, but I neglected to save that one.

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CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Fri Feb 6 15:12:35 2009 No.2035912
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Hey Faggots,

My name is CurryButt, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are shitty, scrub-tier, Neros who spend every second of their day shitting out crocodiles, sharks, and deer. You are everything bad in the world of meltan. Honestly, have any of you ever played in a real tourney? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own shitty playing, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than using Nanaya and jc'ing the whole round.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best arc drive. I'm pretty much perfect. I get first place in all the biggest meltan tournaments, and only get perfects. What tourneys do you play in, other than "jack off together at a con and call it a competition"? I also kick ass at every other fighting game, and have a banging hot gamepad (I just 214c'd some scrub; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:14:24 2009 No.2035923 Currybutt = Attention whore

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>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:15:40 2009 No.2035939 >>2035909 SOMEONE POST THIS. I fucking love these shops...

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:15:52 2009 No.2035941 >>2035912 How appropriate. You both look male.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Feb 6 15:16:00 2009 No.2035946 >>2035939 I have the shop but not the pasta. Somewhere...

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Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Feb 6 15:23:24 2009 No.2035990
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Greetings, fellow /jp/ goers!

My name is Arcueid Brunestud, and I love every single one of you! All of you are funny, intelligent bros who spend every waking hour pleasuring yourself to pictures of underaged girl's chests and writing cool stories. Have any of you ever participated in a talent contest? I'm sure that with your creative skills you'd all win a prize! I mean, I guess it's fun to collect pictures of your favorite gaming characters, but you all take it to a whole new level! This is even better than Danbooru.

Don't be ashamed. Just share your stories, art, and pictures with me. Maybe we can collaborate on something and bring it to life! I'm pretty much perfect, I have had centuries of burial to think up new tales, and I've even been to Japan. (I even got a japanese boyfriend with a guro fetish, shit was SO painful) I'm sure we can be friends!

(pic related, it's me and a bro from Japan)

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Feb 6 15:24:49 2009 No.2036002 >>2035990 That's just far too cheerful to denigrate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:25:12 2009 No.2036006 >>2035990 My waifu on the ground.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:26:03 2009 No.2036016 >>2035990 >>(I even got a japanese boyfriend with a guro fetish, shit was SO painful) Not after he killed your stalker he doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:27:00 2009 No.2036019 File: 15 KB, 188x212, 1233952020982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2035990

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Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:27:37 2009 No.2036023
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M-my name is Yuno, and I think every single one of you should try harder!. I mean... you're... you're all so slow and lazy and... N-NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S A PROBLEM WITH THAT but I... I think you need to do better! You're the people who've everyone's forgotten and I... I think you have the great potential to do what's right! I mean have any of you had any friends? I mean, I guess it's fun talking to people online, but you need to make honest friends! Please I don't want to see you start getting angry at each other for no reason.

Please don't ignore me. I know I have my own problems. I have a lot of them in fact. I was invited into an art school I don't deserve, and made a bunch of friends who treat me better than they should. What do you do?, other than "fapping" and "being so ronrey" which I don't quite understand, I'm sorry. I also don't get that good of grades, and I have a very good neighbor who's fun to be around (she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid). But as I was saying, you all must try and be better people! ... please? Thank you for listening, I hope.

This image is related too: It's me and Miyachan.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:29:42 2009 No.2036044 rofl XD

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:29:56 2009 No.2036046 >>2036023 Yuno...do us all a favor and slap Miyako. HARD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:30:01 2009 No.2036053 >>2036023 My heart!

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:30:52 2009 No.2036052 >>2036023 Damn, that's too cute, I can't take it easy that way.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:31:59 2009 No.2036062 File: 96 KB, 525x295, 1233952319823.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2036023 I... I'm crying.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:32:20 2009 No.2036063 >>2036023 Suddenly, I feel motivated to do anything. >(she just ate my entire supply of noodles, she's very short on cash I'm afraid) GJ

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Fri Feb 6 15:34:24 2009 No.2036072 >>2036023 >>2036023 >most heart-touching post on /jp/ I...I'll do my very best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:35:25 2009 No.2036078 >>2036023 I'm literally crying

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:36:17 2009 No.2036082 >>2036023 I haven't worn such a smile in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:36:48 2009 No.2036086 >>2036082 >>2036078 >>2036072 >>2036063 >>2036062 >>2036053 >>2036052 I don't get it...? What's the big deal, lol?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:37:30 2009 No.2036088 >>2036023 nggggghhhhh

>>	Accelerando !!7GoDNAI16me Fri Feb 6 15:38:42 2009 No.2036096 >>2036023 what serie/anime/vn is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:39:02 2009 No.2036103 >>2036023 First, Clannad After Story 16, and now this... my life's probably never going to be the same again.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Fri Feb 6 15:39:30 2009 No.2036100 >>2036096 What.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:39:53 2009 No.2036101 >>2036096 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 15:40:08 2009 No.2036106 >>2036086 I don't think most of us have ever been talked to in such a gentle manner before. So, even if it's just text, it feels good.

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