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203333 No.203333 [Reply] [Original]

Anon-sama, you should spend some time doing things other than playing on the computer. Maybe your shoulders wouldn't ache so much then.

>> No.203337

shoulders don't ache because i don't have manboobs

>> No.203334

>>203333
Ok. How about if I rape you?

>> No.203342

Sounds like it time for your annual body checkup, if you know what I mean.

>> No.203350
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>>203342
You want to have sex with her, right? Probably rape?

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203357

I'd steal Kohaku's games, if you know what I mean.

>> No.203359

>>203350

consensual sexual intercourse if you know what I mean.

>> No.203363

Come to think of it...

what DO other people spend their free time on anyway? I'd be totally lost without my computer.

>> No.203366

>>203363

Go outside.

>> No.203367
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>>203359
That's disgusting.

>> No.203369

>>203337
Shoulders ache from bad posture from sitting in static position for too long. Lrn2ergonomics

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>>203367
Wait, now why would consensual sex be disgusting? That shows that both couples are not only physically but mentally mature as well.

>> No.203373

>>203366
And do what? Walk around? Everyone always tells me to go outside but I have no idea what I'm supposed to do out there.

>> No.203374

>>203363
This is true, I go out once a week, but apart from that and studying, I dont know what I'd do without a computer...

>> No.203380

>>203374
Train for the Olympics?

>> No.203385

>>203373

Think of outside as the internet. The people outside are internet users like anonymous. The stores, areas, and buildings you enter are websites. You customize your realistic avatar with clothing, body build and looks. A faster internet high-speed connection is like taking public transport or driving a car.

>> No.203389

Remember though that if you die outdoors, you die on the internet.

>> No.203392

>>203385

Viruses are the typical thugs that hang out in certain locations. If you want to improve your anti-viral software, take up a self-defence course. Working out in IRL is will gain your XP points and monies so you can buy items or save up for bigger things.

>> No.203388

>>203385
You just blew my mind. So IRL is basically a GRINDAN game?

>> No.203397

>>203388

Basically. I'm using the internet as an anthology.

>> No.203404

>>203397
My whole outlook on life has changed. Time to GET TO GRINDAN!

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>> No.203399

>>203392
You just blew my mind... again.

>> No.203420
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203420

What's that? Does somebody need...

life advice?

>> No.203426

>>203397
>>anthology

an·thol·o·gy /ænˈθɒlədʒi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[an-thol-uh-jee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -gies.
1. a book or other collection of selected writings by various authors, usually in the same literary form, of the same period, or on the same subject: an anthology of Elizabethan drama; an anthology of modern philosophy.

>> No.203431

>>Maybe your shoulders wouldn't ache so much then.

it wouldn't ache so much if you massage properly.

>> No.203432

>>203404
Losers, I had the Prima guide to IRL so I've started grindan monies ASAP.

Golden parachute build FTW.

>> No.203433
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203433

This GRINDAN analogy isn't new. It's been around the interbutts for a while.

Beware of PK, you don't get respawns.

>> No.203427

>>203385
But then... why would I want to go outside when I can have all that right here in the comfort of my own home?

>> No.203437

>>203426

Forgive me. I should have meant analogy.

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>>203420

>> No.203441

I'm a thief/rogue class. I should be fine.

>> No.203445

Not even one sage? Christ.
Kohaku doesn't say 'sama'.

>> No.203444
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203444

Larry Win Get lays it out for you.

>> No.203447

>>203438
wait where's step 7?

>> No.203453

>>203444
Oh wow, what a surname.

>> No.203457

>>203385
Yeah, but outside is just like one large /b/.

>> No.203458

>>203437
Pronunciation verb, meant, mean·ing.
3. to intend to express or indicate

>> No.203462

>>203444
I'm saving this for the next GET.

>> No.203466

>>203447
There is no step 7. The step 7 is a lie.

>> No.203471

>>203447
Only available on DVD.

>> No.203472

>>203445
Kohaku says -sama until Shiki asks her not to. And she still says Akiha-sama.

>> No.203485

>>203472
But she isn't smiling here so that isn't the case.

>> No.203487

>>203444

Wow, what an awesome title.

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203561

Pirated version of step 7 (sound not working, sry)

>> No.203587

>>203561
>sound not working
ಠ_ಠ

>> No.204071

I do yoga motherfucker, don't talk about my shoulders aching.

ITT lies and deceit.

>> No.204085

>>203561

Worst girl advice ever MSpainted.

>> No.204090

LOL GIRLS ARE SHALLOW AND THEY WILL GO OUT WITH YOU IF YOU BUY THEM MANY EXPENSIVE GIFTS

>> No.204097

well, i got a date with a weaaboo girl in the weaaboo land in my city in 1 hour, but apart from that, i havent go out my house for 1 month except for buying food, drinks and snack.

>> No.204099

>>203409
ZOMG!!! Hisui is teh chair!!

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>> No.204145

I actually have a date this Saturday with a girl I know. I've barely ever left my house on a weekend in years. What am I most nervous and scared about? That my father has lost so much faith in me he won't even believe me and question me on what I'm doing.

>> No.204150

>>204145

not your blog

>> No.204285

>>203420

Why does everybody assume you need wimminz to be happy im perfectly fine without them

And im not even ugly, i could get some pussy if i only wanted but why bother chances are i wont even like being in a relationship since even being with other people bothers me most of the time

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