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See this face that is full of murderous rage? She is disappointed with you, /jp/.
But I made good progress in dark souls 3 today.This is bullshit.
>>20288606I'm playing Dark Souls II at the moment. Where are you up to in 3?
>>20288606I hope you're not using miracles like a scrub.
>>20288606Yuukarin is hard to satisfy.
>>20288581Who cares what some flower sniffing cunt thinks of them? Bitch can't even exist in reality. Go snort some more plant semen.
>>20289610What a way to go!Press S to spit on this pile of ash.
>>20288581>She is disappointed with you, /jp/.But why? ;_;
>>20288581>See this face that is full of murderous rage? She is disappointed with you, /jp/.This is incorrect. She knows I am a masochist, so she is pretending to be full of rage and disappointed with me because she knows it turns me on. I love my wife!
>>20293286gap moe is the worst thing ever invented
I want to hug yuukarin hard
>>20292850What build?I'm a two-hander Bastard Sword.
>>20293286Hi there, me.
>>20288581No she isn't.
>>20301018She'd be proud if you support this thread for her sake far into 2019!
>>20301733I want to be Yuukarin's human flowerpot.
>>20302310I already saw this on pixiv and now here. You better take responsibility because I'm saving it!
>>20307077You're welcome. J-just don't try to look up my Twitter, as there are degenerate lewds that will surely ruin the impression from this set!
She a kitty now.
>>20288581YESI deserve a punishment.
Cremepie an mating press this kot?
>>20335996>>20342326I love tiny Yuuka
>>20288581Yes, she's disappointed you have such low standards as to be looking at those ugly ass models of her!
>>20342744Say fucking what, my nigga? Even worse, attaching a pic like that to that post of yours...
Yuuka scares meNot even PC-98 limbo could contain her
Stylish as always.
You have one sentence to say to convince Yuuka to not sent your head flying
You have one sentence left to convince Yuuka not to send your head flying
>>20366049I taste better when served whole.
>>20366049"I love you, let's marry and grow lots of flowers together!">>20363000Checkhugged.
>>20366049You are too kind.
>>20366049Can I choke on your dick instead?
>>20369980Yuuka doesn't have a dick. Maybe she'll rip off yours in response.
>>20373173She won't even touch that disgusting little thing.She'll just incinerate.
>>20373173I am pretty sure mine does
>>20374241As long as she does it while taunting me for my weakness.
>>20366049Go ahead, I'm not bothered.
>>20378722I don't like that image very much.
>>20383830She set a trap
>>20386443Now I get why they called it a "venus" fly trap
>>20288581I won't fail you again.
>>20387592Oh, you won't. That's certain.
>>20394432Thanks, looking up the effects of cum and also incidentally menstual blood as plant fertilizer was interesting.
I need a quick rundown on the YuuAya meme
>>20399773I think it was spread by some Twitter artists who like Yuukarin that have friends among the more popular artists who like Yuukarin.
>>20399773There's at least one artist on twitter who does fairly well animated Yuuka Aya shorts
>>20401128Why hide the place where it's swollen rather than letting Yuuka-neechan take care of it with her beautiful feet? Come on...
>>20399773They made their Windows debut in the same game, and Aya is the fastest while Yuuka is the slowest.It must be love!
>>20403200I wouldn't want to offend Yuukarin with it.
>>20288581But I took good care of my plants this year!
>>20413336Not good enough.
>>20293286Yes, this is it.
>>20420058Cute as always
I made some good progress on that Model Kit I bought a while ago Bullshit
>>20428598Have some cookies then.
>>20383684Yuuka's teasing is better than anything.
>>20434325It's that look!
>>20440171I want Yuuka to stare at me!!
>>20443889And I want my wife to keep looking at me like this!
>>20443889Any red blooded man would want the same.
>>20288581not in me
>>20453379What?Sorry, I no understand.
>>20453379Especially in you.
Yuuka ga yattekita zo~
>>20366049YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER
>>20288581that is in fact a face full of love
My maid (wife) Yuuka is very clumsy!
>>20474058Hey there, me, it's time to go cuddle in bed with our wife. We shouldn't be up so late, it's gonna affect our health.
>>20474116Up late with my wife Yuuka!
Hey, where's that guy who promised to scan and post this by the end of the year? I-it's not like I'm interested in it, it's just that I think you should keep your promises!
>>20478515>> You must be tired of all the walking, kitten. How about you rest your lovely butt on my face for a while?>> Fufu, thank you~!Quoting the dialogue that took place between us immediately thereafter.
>>20461320Why are there so many of these?
>>20479743Imagine the smell and all the sweat after a long summer walk..
gonna draw more yuuka
>>20480233Oh? You too? Be sure to show it!
>>20480805No time to explain! Jump out the window!
>>20480828oh yeah this guy i see your stuff on pixiv time to time you superior drawing skills than mine
>>20480833Oh, I remember you.Well... your pic looks kinda cuter than before!>>20480233>>20480777>>20480833Nice digits, btw.
>go to beach>see thisWhat do you do, /jp/?
Oh no Yuuka fell asleep and forgot to wipe off her facial cleanser.
>>20481660turn around 360 degrees and walk away
>>20481660Mount her like a dog in heat, with the full understanding that I'll be thoroughly torn apart afterwards.Probably, at least.
drew some yuuka finally
So this is the Yuuka thread of the hour, right?
>>20482363Of the year
>>20481660Apply lotion, considering that she has removed her top for me and is asking me that with her eyes. In the process I will make sure to thoroughly rub everything, planting my face deep into her sukebe rear and enjoying the bliss afterwards. Then we'd cuddle together and lay like that until evening when the heat goes down, play in the water, and go back to have a heated night, stopping on the road and hiding behind a tree to get some heart-throbbing kinky action!
>>20481660Apply the oil to her while trying to hide my boner.
>>20481660Ask her where can one buy Aniki oil.
>>20481660Touch ass and titty
Looks like Yuuka is on her way to hand out presents. You were good boys this year, /jp/?
Oh no, it looks like Yuuka got stuck in a chimney! Will you help her out?
>>20488841I would make sure to lift her up from behind so that I don't accidentally see up her skirt.
>>20488841Push her down!
>>20494545Ppst more Yuukas!
>>20494545I like this one.
>>20488835I've been a naughty boy. What do I get?
>>20499768You don't get anything. In fact, you'll be robbed of one of your treasures: your virginity.
>>20500112All I want for Christmas is for Yuuka to kill me sexually.
>>20501508What about the good old "being pegged with a horse-sized strap-on without lube until you die of hemorrhagic shock due to massive anorectal bleeding" option? Sensual whispering into the ear and head patting (receiving end) included, of course, but you can exchange them for rough talk and ass slapping (receiving end as well).
>>20501817Where are Eirin's magic drugs when you need them
>>20501859Good question. I'd love to jump at that scneario if it weren't literally to death. I'm pretty M, but not deathwish levels.
>>20501949You're quite a lewd person, aren't you?
>>20502817Only for certain girls.
Plowing Yuuka's fieldsFertilizing them too
>>20312135I want yukarin to break me, What's wrong with me bros?
>>20504422Okay, but what about Yuukarin?
>>20504693I want to impregnate her
>>20501817Is there an option for extreme and violent hand holding?
>>20505173Yes, the "Knuckle Sandwiches" course allows you to hold hands with her for a short amount of time (up to 5 minutes) while she stares at you with disgust before she proceeds to beat your face into an unrecognizable pulp with one hand while still holding your hand with another, smiling more and more happily with each strike!
>>20505883Is there an advanced course with finger locking?
>>20506076No, such extreme lewdness is exclusively for the person she loves (currently me). You may ask for a head bash or thigh strangling instead, but these "go-out-happy" options are quite pricey.
>>20506462>currentlySo you are planning to break up with her in the future?
>>20507101I'm mortal. It's unlikely I will live long enough to become a youkai.Having OCD doesn't help either. It makes one think nasty thoughts and do things they didn't want to do.