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Which 2hu would you pay to fug?

>> No.20284717

Why the fug would you pay to fug?

>> No.20284847

I'd pay the hags at the Moriya shrine to marry Sanae

>> No.20284874

I love Sanae and want to make her my housewife

>> No.20284900

The only payment I would make would be a huge donation to the Moriya Shrine so I can pound Suwako's tight insides.

>> No.20284986

Why the hell would anyone pay to fuck Sanae?

>> No.20285037

>>20284717
>>20284986
Why would anyone commit to fucking the same hole for years and years

>> No.20285142

>>20285037
You don't need to marry a person to fuck her, you dope.

>> No.20285157

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>> No.20285173

>>20284717
not everyone is neurotypical chad...

>> No.20285175

why pay for a used up slut when you could head into the fields and catch a fairy you can abuse?

>> No.20285190

>>20284666
Tewi is the only one who’s a real prostitute anyway in gensokyo

>> No.20285212

>>20285190
Lies. Sanae has a highway that heads straight towards her sloppy, gigantic pussyhole.

>> No.20285218

Sanae is a pure maiden

>> No.20285232

>>20285212
But Sanae's pussy is extremely loose, and unless you have a 12 inch dick, it barely provides any stimulation. Tewi is ten times tighter and a hundred times hotter.

>> No.20285245

What do Sanae and janny have in common?
They do it for free

>> No.20285296

>>20285232
Tewi is also a much more experience prostitute, knowing how to make people horny and pay cheap

>> No.20285339

>>20285245
Oof.
How can Sanaefags recover from this?

>> No.20285342

>virgin-kun thinks he knows about prostitution

>> No.20285370

that snake is just going to stare at me while i pound the sanae, isn't it?

>> No.20285396

>>20285370
Yes.
It will also occasionally laugh at your technique and comment on how quick you were.

>> No.20285459

>>20285342
Who are you quoting?

>> No.20285861

WILLING PROSTITUTE: Tewi, enjoys servicing men for cash
NEUTRAL PROSTITUTE: Aya, uses it as a means of boosting BunBun sales, doesn't dislike it, but doesn't particularly enjoy it.
UNWILLING PROSTITUTE: Reimu, needs to do it to eat, but hates it.

>> No.20286162

>>20284666
There's nothing wrong with sacred sexual patronage

>> No.20286231
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20286231

I'd pay everything, up to my very life.

>> No.20286244

>>20285861
FREE PROSTITUTE: Sanae, loves cocks so much that she may even pay you to suck your cock.

>> No.20286431
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>>20285142
The idea of paying for sex is lewder since it breaks more taboos and gives me a greater degree of control over the woman I am fucking

>> No.20286549
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>>20286549
I love this image. If only that big titty moon rabbit would go home it would be perfect.

>> No.20286627

>>20286608
Paizuri for christmas! Hell yeah!

>> No.20286639
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>> No.20286670
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>> No.20286678
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>> No.20286751

>>20286639
>Already fertilized
Why would I want some whore pregnant from another man?
Not even worth 3000 yen. Maybe 2000 if it includes the leash.

>> No.20287742

>>20285037
Fixation

>> No.20287854

>>20286678
The fatguy sure hit shion hard with love

>> No.20288444

The red-white. because she probably hates it.

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>>20284900
Came here to post this.

>> No.20289234
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20289234

Hard working maid like sakuya needs a good rest

>> No.20289528

>>20285342
A very ugly prostitute once tried to grope my dick, so I know that I don't like them very much.

>> No.20289649

Yukari using gaps during sex; you think you're in her vagina but you're fucking yourself in the ass.

>> No.20289798

>>20286670
>>20286639
Please do not be cruel to Gensokyo's prostitutes.

>> No.20289897

>>20285339
by not speaking in crappy crossboard lingo

>> No.20289920
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20289920

I wouldn't pay tho, I bet she would pay me

>> No.20290062

>>20285245
>janny
Meido?

>> No.20290064

>>20285342
Who are you quoting?

>> No.20290083

>>20289649
4D sex is a hell of a drug.

>> No.20290100
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>>20285342
A lot of /jp/sies gave up and lost their virginities to prostitutes or at soaplands after they realized that "becoming a wizard at 30" was a stupid coping mechanism

>> No.20290118

>>20290100
>at soaplands
I wish I had lost my virginity at a soapland I did it the old fashioned way at 17.

>> No.20290176
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>>20290118
it's not too late to join the new age of nihilist otaku, down with waifus up with condom belts

>> No.20290247
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>> No.20290339

>>20290176
>condom belts
Only if all the condoms are mine. Also that's a really soft Sanae; I like her.

>> No.20291031

I need to know Reimu's prices.

>> No.20291477

>>20291031
They're affordable

>> No.20291549

>>20291031
She’ll chargw you 9.95 an hour for a blowjob, 20 an hour for paizuri, and 30 for a good old fucking

>> No.20291564

>>20291549
What about more perverse things?

>> No.20292684

>>20290176
>おじさま
Tfw to old for /ss/ but too young to be an おじ

>> No.20292694

They'd pay ME to fuck them.

>> No.20292948

>>20291031
10000 yen in the donation box, non-negotiable

>> No.20293192

>>20292694
Hot.

>> No.20293336
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20293336

>>20285175
You go near the fairies of the lake, and I'll make certain that you will become youkai food.

>> No.20293338

>>20292694
Only Sumi is pathetic enough to pay to be fucked.

>> No.20293361
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>>20293336
Go away, you fag, little faries love getting their tight cunnies railed by adult men.

>> No.20293377

>>20293361
Only luna likes that, and its because of her chesnut mouth

>> No.20293453

>>20285342
You'd be surprised.

>> No.20293494

>>20293361
Cirno is so cute and cheerful!

>> No.20293740

>>20290100
I heard more of those who have regrets giving their virginities to a random prostitute.

>> No.20293770

>>20293740
Road not traveled, grass is greener, etc. Losing it to a prostitute is better than never losing it and letting it consume you with bitterness and anger

>> No.20294222

>>20293770
Im fueled by bitterness and anger

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>>20294222
that's bad

>> No.20296363

Sanae is so cute.

>> No.20296374

>>20284666
but OP pic does it FOR FREE, so it's not prostitution; it's blatant nymphomanic hunger.

>> No.20297487

>>20295829
here comes the airplane

>> No.20297514

HAKUREI SOAPLAND PRICES:
Handjob: 500 Yen
Footjob: 1000 Yen
Blowjob (C) 3000 Yen
Blowjob (raw) 5000 Yen
Buttjob 2000 Yen
Paizuri 3000 Yen
Vaginal (C) 10000 Yen
Vaginal (raw) 50000 Yen
Anal (80000) Yen

>> No.20297532
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>>20297487
Sanae's too old for that

>> No.20299415

>>20297514
How about armpit sex?

>> No.20301534

>>20284666
Is not prostitution if she is willingly taking shota cocks in her vagoo.

>> No.20301627

>>20301534
Shotas get a special discount because she knows their allowances aren't all that much.

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>> No.20301825 [DELETED] 

They can't fix Vylon with even a top tier link.

>> No.20303801

>>20297532
what are they doing to poor stage 5 yuuka?

>> No.20304593

>>20299415
Free with any purchase of blowjob or higher.

>> No.20304646

>>20297532
Dumb babu

>> No.20304703

>>20297514
>Paizuri 3000 Yen
Most easily the best deal of my life.

>> No.20304798

>>20304703
much cheaper than Sanae, right?

>> No.20305855

>>20304798
no, sanae does it for free

>> No.20306508

>>20284847
I would pay Sanae to marry hags at the Moriya shrine. I think we can unite our efforts to reach our goals faster.

>> No.20306938
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>>20297514
I'll take the whole package.

>> No.20309268

>>20284666
Sanae literally does it for free. This is practically HER monopoly.

>> No.20309278

>>20293338
Hah. He said only Sumi is pathetic enough to pay to be fucked.

>> No.20309311

>>20284666
Good thing that Snake isn't a venomous type.
I don't think Nue's is either but I think I need another look at it.

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>>20297514
>Footjob: 1000 Yen
>Anal (80000) Yen
Why would anyone unironically use a stinking hole instead of having 80 footjobs?

>> No.20312182

>>20310607
You would hear a lot of cute noises come out of Reimu you never thought you would hear the shrine maiden let out

>> No.20312220

>>20304798
Sanae is tense and sloppy. Reimu is experienced professional.

>> No.20312470

>>20312220
Reimu is cold and would be completely emotionless and silent the entire time.
Sanae is enthusiastic and loves her job, and she'll be the happiest girl in the world when sucking her customer's cock.

>> No.20312532

>>20312470
both approaches give me boner

>> No.20312863

>>20312532
A man of culture I see

>> No.20317388

>>20310607
You got it backwards.

>> No.20317516
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do you think you could trick freshly or young aged youkai into having sex with you

>> No.20317555

>>20317516
I like this artist. He draws cute girls and panties

>> No.20317567

>>20317516
I think I could trick a fairy. I'd trick every fairy I found into doing the lewdest acts possible and having copious amounts of sex with me

>> No.20317660

>>20317516
Young youkai are more dangerous than old ones, they're still impulsive and feral. e.g. Rumia, Medicine, and Mystia. ZUN seems pretty consistent that the weaker/younger something is, the more retarded it is. The old youkai are the ones that are able to actually hold conversations and only attack threatening or strong targets. Young ones wouldn't understand you and just see meat, if they realized you were a human.

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>>20317660
so could i negotiate with nuesama to sit on my face

>> No.20317728

>>20284666
Which 2hus would be the most expensive? Who would be the cheapest?

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>>20317728

>> No.20322028

>>20317728
Yukari, Sanae.

>> No.20324029
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20324029

I've been saving up for this moment...!

>> No.20324034 [DELETED] 

who here has paid for sexual favors? i have
lost my virginity at 18 for $100 and got a raw BJ for $40, shit was cash

>> No.20329339

>>20320437
The most expensive or the cheapest?

>> No.20329680

>>20329339
The fact it doesn't need to be said is the joke, dude

>> No.20329732

>>20329339
Considering she has be body of a scrawny 12 year old boy, I don't think anyone would pay much to fuck her.

>> No.20339280

>>20284666
Sanae holds a monopoly for doing it all for free and serving many customers at once in a single sitting.

Knowing that Sanae does it for free, why would you pay anyone unless the information about her is intentionally withheld for the sole intention of making you pay in the first place.
Monopolies are hard enough to deal with, let alone compete. Sanae is known far and wide as Gensokyo's slut. I see no reason why any sane /jp/sie would pay in the first place unless they value their life and health. Unless they're fairycon.

>> No.20342193

>>20329732
E-exactly, who would pay for that? haha crazy

>> No.20342591

>>20317728
>Who would be the cheapest?
Reimu after you tell her she can use semen as a substitute for food

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