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Go on anon, she wants to play!

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>> No.20229271
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Would a Cheshire Cat prank you by fucking you or would she prank you until you fucked her?

>> No.20229295
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She would prank you by fucking you until you fucked her.

>> No.20229361
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Which Monstergirls are the type of dominant but are gentle lovey-dovey protective stronk girls, especially in the case if MGE?

I guess it's safe to say and assume the MGE tier Demons and Devils are the gentle femdom types. What other Monstergirls fall in the gentle loving femdom and "mommy-dom" categor???

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Jubjubs! They are the perfect combination of assertive and lovey-dovey. They don't 'dominate' their husbands usually, but they are absolutely relentless when it comes to physical intimacy.

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how boring

>> No.20229402

Clever girl...

>> No.20229422
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I can imagine Dark Mages being into femdomming their shota otoutos. Maybe even teasing them with magic.

>> No.20229431

Titanias and Papillons of the Moonlight kingdom. Maybe Tritonia as well. And of course, how can we forget White Horn-nee-sans?

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Someone's making mge girls in custom maid it seems, they look pretty nice too.

>> No.20229474
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What do these pupils mean?

>> No.20229480

Biggus Dickus has arrived.

>> No.20229485
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Be sure to remind elven high royalty that their species is genetically built for raping and being turned into cocksleeve broodmothers.

>> No.20229497

Her moles do funny things to my dick.

>> No.20229499
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I knew having faith in this guy's improvement was the right thing to do, he's been killing it recently.

>> No.20229509

Beauty marks in the right places are essential for older women.

>> No.20229525

That is an amazing looking weresheep! This guys' designs are super cute!

>> No.20229529

I don't like them for that reason. It's the laziest way for an artist to make a woman look like a milf and it gets infuriating seeing all the designs looking the same due to it.

>> No.20229533

The under eye wrinkle is my favorite

>> No.20229546

What's the best breed of Centaur?

>> No.20229583

The two legged one.

>> No.20229595

Heavily pregnant and leaking

>> No.20229617

This is my favourite one yet I think, helps that Weresheep was my #1 when I first got into MGE even if that has changed over the years.

>> No.20229621

The Arabian breeds are real good if you like chocolate girls, the Tennessee Walker breed is good too if you like nice southern women, and the Clydesdale girls are awesome when you want snu snu.

>> No.20229628

Remember that, if you impregnate one enough, all breeds become dairy breeds

>> No.20229636
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I feel you on that one anon. Back when my tastes were still 'developing' and I was trying to figure out what girls I liked most, she was definitely in my top five. Though she was replaced and booted out of my favorite list the second dormice were released. Bless sleepy mice. And regular mice.

>> No.20229658

Mice are good girls so I don't blame you there, really love Hinezumis myself but Large Mice/Dormice are fantastic too. Weresheep are no longer in my top ten either but they still hold a place in my heart.

>> No.20229665

She looks like the kind of constantly try to rape you but falls asleep halfway through. If she takes a nap during a blowjob you're legally allowed to use her mouth as a cum dump.

>Arabian breeds
Nobody wants a haughty competition centaur who has an accent and is so slim that you can't even pinch her toned stomach.

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Hinezumis are the ones I like least actually, but I ain't just a fan of fighting types myself. And while they aren't even in my top ten anymore either , I wouldn't turn down the chance to be a caretaker to a small harem of loli weresheep. Living with the crew of sleepy rapists and occasionally shaving them and dealing with their awaken antics wouldn't be bad at all.

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>> No.20229747

I would totally want an Arabian breed centaur girl, I don’t care if she’s haughty, I’m still gonna make her the mother of my children.

>> No.20229751

I don’t know but a gentle loving femdom Pharoah would be pretty nice.

>> No.20229753

tfw no Shire centaur GF

>> No.20229759

Hinezumis aren't for everyone for sure so that's understandable.
>caretaker to a small harem of loli weresheep
That's a dream scenario right there, getting piled on by them would be heaven and the "evil" look in their eyes when they were shaved would be fear boner material. Bonus points if they're all different skin tones ranging from pale to almost completely charcoal dark.

>> No.20229764

Dragons with how much they want to protect you. Just don't dominate them and you're fine.

>> No.20229783

>Tubby stomach AND thigh gap
You're not supposed to have your cake and eat it too
>Living with the crew of sleepy rapists and occasionally shaving them
What would Weresheeps want you to buy them with the excess money from selling their wool? Them and other farm species always struck me as simple girls who'd rather not bother with more than necessities.

>> No.20229784

Why are there so many great girls. I am a monoganyfag, but i just cant choose a waifu because i like so many of them.

>> No.20229801

Unironically this. There are so many good girls to choose from, it’s so hard to just choose one.
That’s why I just stick with a personality and interchange it with whoever I’m fancying that week.

>> No.20229810

Obviously the answer is a Doppelganger so you can have a different girl each week.

>> No.20229813

I get pretty peeved when I see someone saying pharoah. Be careful, anon, if you said that in front of her she'd get mad.

>> No.20229816

good point.

Or just the transfomation potion now that i think about it.

I am going to call my Pharoah non of her titles and their is nothing she can do.

>> No.20229828

What if I want her to get mad at me?

>> No.20229831

They'd be quite the fearsome group of sheep! I imagine they get quite pent-up due to not being able to ever truly exert all of their lust upon you due to their wool, so as soon as one of them is sheered she might be molesting you the entire time to you try to sheer her sisters/friends. Plus I imagine they might keep a little handkerchief made out of all of their wool compressed and layered into a rag that basically chloroforms you when pressed against your face, so they could just jump and rape you whenever they feel like it.

True, they probably wouldn't have the material desires most normal girls have. Probably high-end electric razors to make sheering them less uncomfortable. Though perhaps taking them to dates in the city might also make them super happy. Even if you don't take them to ultra-pompous wining-and-dining spots, showing them to the theater or eating out at a cafe might be pretty fun for them.

>> No.20229859

I think Anon meant you misspelled pharAOh, not the lack of her titles

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>> No.20229876

If a Pharaoh saw you typing like this she'd send you to her meanest Anubis teacher and have you follow the intensive literacy course.
Expect to be barked at repeatedly as you read and write overly long paragraphs about the Pharaoh's greatness.

>> No.20229911

She better hope she's got some strong buttocks.

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>> No.20230043

Like your sex life

>> No.20230065
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>> No.20230071
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Sometimes, dead is better. The Undead are no good!

>> No.20230087

Which Monster Girl species like ugly NEET losers?

>> No.20230107
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>> No.20230108

Beelzebub, Devil Bug.

>> No.20230117

All of the lower ranked monsters would probably flock to them without second though. >>20230108
, all the other different bug types, Mice, and I imagine most canines and cats aren't too picky either.

>> No.20230123
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No matter what, your Guardian Angel still loves you.

>> No.20230132
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>getting chewed out by a shortstack Nacha
>"Wow, you really are a degenerate piece of scum. I can't believe you're getting turned on being berated by a fat, unattractive monster like me."
>realizes the huge verbal slip she just made
>tries to save face with a smug laugh, but you can see tears forming in the corners of her eyes
Sometimes Nachas are mean to make themselves feel better. Other times, it's venom. Give them lots of hugs either way.

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>> No.20230138

I have board prep and painting to do today.
Sunday is Game day!

>> No.20230139

Reminder that even though Nacho's bully you they still care.

>> No.20230143

She's gonna get the Snug

>> No.20230170

I wish I had game day.

>> No.20230171

Beelzebubs, Akanames, Devil Bugs for the most worthless of NEETs
Devils probably go after NEETs as they value men that can be made totally dependent on them
Kikis will take a NEET so they can whip him into a capable member of society
A Nacha will insult and step on a NEET more than anyone else but would secretly love the fact she has a man who would be perfectly satisfied spinning a web with her

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>> No.20230178

I wish that I had nerdy monster girls to play with.
Seriously, a Nerd MG harem would be great for this, although any RPG not run by me would probably go full fetish when its just us.

>> No.20230180
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>TFW fight long enough to see her flames fully ignite

>> No.20230186

Woops sorry.

>> No.20230195

op pic kind of looks like that one dude from bleach.

>> No.20230198
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When bored, there's allways tits

>> No.20230199

are you asking because you are one?

>> No.20230204

Maybe he wants to help a bro out and get him a waifu

>> No.20230209

I might not be as ugly as I think I am but it's not as if I have that many redeeming features.
I don't think any human woman would want me to say the least.

>> No.20230212

Eh, not big/small enough

>> No.20230224

I wish I was still a neet

>> No.20230225

you one of those guys that likes them super huge or flat but nowhere in between?

>> No.20230227

Degeneracy has taken me.

>> No.20230229

I feel him.
Tits that are literally flat enough to lay a spirit level on with just her cute little nipples breaking up the perfect line are great.

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It's Singles Day! BUY BUY BUY

>> No.20230238

>Singles Day
thats a thing?

>> No.20230244

Got me 11% off for it so apparently.

>> No.20230249

I've been drawing again lately and I've been thinking about finishing a long-hanging story and posting it with my own illustration

>> No.20230256

It's Remembrance day you fucks.

>> No.20230262

Well I like femdom more than I like Monster Girls themselves.
I dream of being a well-liked writer despite knowing this will never be.
I think big boobs are dumb
I forgot to remember to forget what I was supposed to not forget to remember.

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We forgot.

>> No.20230265
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Remember remember the fifth of boobvember!

>> No.20230270

>Those guys were making fun of my hopping
>Go kick their asses!

>> No.20230274

my great grandfather became a vegetarian because of that war.

>> No.20230275

It's been 100 years.
I'm sure at least the White Horns remember.

>> No.20230277

Do it! That's actually a really good way of drawing attention to your work, there's a nip on twitter who does exactly that.

>> No.20230286

massive mouse mammaries!

>> No.20230298
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>you will never have a harem of mouse onee-sans all arguing over who gets to milk your dick with her tits first
>Or who gets to violently steal your virginity after they discover how quickly your growing up
>Or who gets to rest your head in their lap after they've taken turns fucking you into unconsciousness.

>> No.20230307

I want meaty mice.
Very meaty

>> No.20230323

Those are pretty big, not that I'm against them going bigger though

>> No.20230340

It's something I've kind of wanted to do for a long time. I actually had a nice idea of a series of shorts with three girls travelling, with the illustrations being tourist photos from along the way. Then I died.

Also, related to this idea, it's surprisingly hard to google for images of iron scale. I imagine some youtube videos on blacksmithing might help, though.

>> No.20230351

I forgot, what happened?

>> No.20230354

Those aren't big, we gotta go bigger...or smaller

>> No.20230359

People got upset, dug a bunch of holes in the ground threw mustard at each other. It was all rather silly.

>> No.20230371

I now desire a monster girl who suffers from a tremendous case of boobs jiggle physics.
It'd be best if she was haughty and oblivious of the fact that her chest moves around like it's being used a punchbag whenever she takes a step.

>> No.20230372

What does that have to do with boobs?

>> No.20230392

Nothing, it's just what you were supposed to remember today.
5th of November was Anonymous Founding Day.

>> No.20230429
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1. A man and an Ogre acquire stuff for a Dragon through means both legal and illegal
2. A boy ends up in trouble when his Dark Elf gf's nee-sans come by for a visit
3. A Wight's house guest draws her like one of his french girls
4. Other, what?

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>> No.20230448

What happens when a Lich makes an onahole her phylactery?

>> No.20230450

Her soul gets pounded.

>> No.20230454

Definitely 2

>> No.20230460

Number 2 comes with the caveat of you having to come up with the two nee-san's names for me.

>> No.20230466

Isabelle and Annabelle. Fucking get to it buddy.

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It's twins, then.

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>> No.20230489

Youtube's good for that kind of thing. I love the idea of those tourist photos though, whatever you do you have my interest anon!

>> No.20230519

The three girls even made an appearance in one story as the main character's friends. They were a human, a succ and an alp. The succ was a fit-flat tomboy and the alp an hourglass girly girl.

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Hey, how's it going?

I've been having a bit of trouble motivating myself to write again, and I keep writing drafts, throwing them away, and starting new ones. So, maybe a bit of peer pressure is what I need.

Here's three of the WIPs I have, vote on what you'd like to see finished first.

Sphinx: https://pastebin.com/SEGCM6Rc
Holstaur: https://pastebin.com/5euWMeSk
Automaton: https://pastebin.com/mnCh0q1J

Poll: https://www.strawpoll.me/16823064

Have a good rest of your weekend, thread.

>> No.20230564

You mean I have to read THREE different things?Geez. I'm going to preemptively vote for Sphinx because she's underrated.

>> No.20230578

Glad you've been sticking around over the last few months. After a quick speed read I'd have to say Sphinx, those loveable brown cats deserve it.

>> No.20230599

you ever consider writting for a living?

>> No.20230608

I’d just keep all three and work on them in your free time. They’re pretty good man keep it up.

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>I do

>> No.20230660

I don't.

>> No.20230663

>You mean I have to read THREE different things?
I mean, you don't have to. I figure most people are just going to see the monster's names and just vote based on that, and that's good enough for me.

I have some genuinely fun interactions with y'all here, even if it does get a little rocky at times. I feel like I wouldn't have a chance to write anything that I'd be proud of without your support.

That would mean not doing it for free. If I could have a tip jar on my page without it looking like e-beggary, I would, but that usually leads people down a really bad path, so I think I shouldn't.

Well, now that I've posted them, it'd be kind of silly to not try to finish them all, I think. I'd be happy to get at least one finished by the end of the month.

>> No.20230708

If you make your waifu wear a vibrating butt plug and then fuck her in the pussy, would you be able to feel the vibrations in your dick?

>> No.20230743

None of them. No salvation even in wish-fulfillment for you.

>> No.20230746

Yeah probably

>> No.20230752

You know, for some species I don't think they care that much about that.

>> No.20230757

>I have some genuinely fun interactions with y'all here, even if it does get a little rocky at times.
Sums up the times here fairly nicely.
Highly likely.

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>> No.20230769

>I have some genuinely fun interactions with y'all here, even if it does get a little rocky at times.
I sometimes think about writing a monster girl story again but then there's some pro-level shitposting going on and I wonder why I even come here anymore.

>> No.20230773

All of them to some degree, monster girls don't discriminate based on your looks, money or job status. Some will have combat requirements and such but apart from that there's nothing to say a NEET couldn't get a Hellhound, Manticore or Dormouse waifu even if you would be a magnet for Beelzebubs, Devil Bugs and mice.

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My lord! Should I pursue Lu Bu?

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>> No.20230785

I mean as a writer in general, as a profession.

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>> No.20230799

>floating city
What madness is this?

>> No.20230812

>yananon just posted without shitposting going on
>beast has his angry tsundere fan but otherwise doesn't get shitposted
>frosticle posts cute shorts to overwhelmingly positive responses
>other old writers (not named bollocks) that come back for a one shot are welcomed with open arms
Don't be a big baby and assume writing something controversial like a fanfic about the demon lord's husband or a story that doesn't focus on monster girls is the thread's fault.
And you have to keep in mind that no matter where you post on the internet and what you write there's always going to be one person that hates it, even if others like it. That's just a fact with creative works.

>> No.20230828

I like to think the Gargoyle story was received well enough that it didn't stir the pot. Though I may be mis-remembering thing.

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Snek butt.

>> No.20230847

>”U-uh, sis? Y-you dropped your pocky...”

>> No.20230857

Never have, but if someone emailed me for something like that, I'd lend an ear. Never hurts to have some extra income, especially after dropping 600 on a lawyer.

Shitposting is shitposting, don't let it get to your head. You'll always get one or two dudes that will tell you to kill yourself on the regular, but unless the remark has some genuinely constructive criticism, you can always just ignore it. 2018 has been a shit year for a lot of internet communities, but that doesn't mean you can't make the best of it.

>> No.20230862

>>yananon just posted without shitposting going on
>the autistic redditor brigade is currently sleeping or at school so everything is fine

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Dumb lizard.

>> No.20230886

More like fat lizard

>> No.20230930

>What do you call a dragon that's been snacking too much?
A doughragon!

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>> No.20230936

>eat like a queen
>sleep all day on your bling
Why are you surprised about putting on weight?

>> No.20230937

>people who post anything negative are reddit!
You realize how dumb you sound right? Stories getting negative reactions isn't a new occurrence and has happened since monster girl threads begun getting writefags.And it's not like 4chan has ever needed help shitposting someone who has an identifiable name attached to their work.

>> No.20230967

>T. Seething Doughragon

>> No.20230973

Holy shit you're bad. Nice pic though, I hate how I loved that game.

>> No.20230978

Do you think the doughragon can still fly?

>> No.20230982

Like clockwork.

>> No.20230990

Of course she can! In her dreams...

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>> No.20230995

Yes, that's what planes are for.

>> No.20231016

I imagine her tentacles laughing about this.

>> No.20231020

>tentacles eat all the tasty food
>her waistline is what suffers

>> No.20231021

Yeah that falls back to my previous post
>And you have to keep in mind that no matter where you post on the internet and what you write there's always going to be one person that hates it, even if others like it. That's just a fact with creative works.
I was tempting fate by even talking about it but that's just how it goes.

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>> No.20231023

Just for the record, we're different people.

>> No.20231026

>Name-dropping somebody as irrelevant as Bollocks
>When all that dumb nigger does is meme about Hollow Knight and blog post in the Discords he shits up

>> No.20231034

I wonder what the reaction would be to quicksilver posting something again.

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>> No.20231070

I'm not so petty I'd overlook more shirohebi or hellhound twins. It's definitely stranger with context though.

>> No.20231079

Disgusting shit art.

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What is this face trying to convey?

>> No.20231086

OG Quicksilver would be very welcome, even some thread appropriate KDF stuff might fill a certain need.

>> No.20231087

we are all the same creature in different form.

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>> No.20231101

Silly Genie

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You may only choose one.

>> No.20231118

White Horn, and it's not even close.

>> No.20231122

Fatty McFattyson!

>> No.20231126

White Horn's hat

>> No.20231128

Is it wrong that I prefer them to be proper Centaurs?

>> No.20231132

No, you're correct

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Not at all.

>> No.20231145

I don't want to get anyone's hopes up but I've tossed an idea or two around lately.

>> No.20231147
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I'll take vanilla centaur, but only if she promises to stay in her true form most of the time!

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>> No.20231154

Why are white horns so /fa/?

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Beats me.

>> No.20231159

I'm going to start doing winter expeditions, hopefully when I get caught out in a Blizzard I find a White Horn.

>> No.20231178

Whats the full nerdiest you got so far with monster girls?
And I mean beyond the cosplay sex

>> No.20231185

Explaining sexual dimorphism and physiology of lycanthropes.

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>> No.20231210

Attenborough style show with a a guy talking about the day to day of monsters

>> No.20231214
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Who here is motivated to do shit?
Seize the day, people, today is a day to get shit done!

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>> No.20231245

I'm motivated to do stuff. Just not writing because I suck at it.

>> No.20231264

All the color is gone from my life

>> No.20231269

If sucking stopped people, the worlds content would grind to a halt.

>> No.20231280

Why should I?

>> No.20231292
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I wanna start a family with Pizzabus.

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>> No.20231298

How fired up is too fired up?

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While that is true, I find it better to not often times engage in trying to write again because of getting lost in self esteem issues and not knowing how to keep ideas small. There's plenty of active writers left ( Well, less than ten, but that's better than none ). I should not think my lack of contribution would be missed by any-one but maybe one or two less-than-vocal people.

In the mean time; Have some original Vampire who may or may not be bisexual.

>> No.20231302

Because is there things you want to do?

>> No.20231311

That's okay with me.

>> No.20231312

The only things I want to do is eat, sleep, and spend time on the internet.

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>> No.20231327

>I find it better to not often times engage in trying to write again because of getting lost in self esteem issues and not knowing how to keep ideas small
That's part of writing, though.

>> No.20231334

Nightmare is too cute.

>> No.20231343

I'll do my best!

>> No.20231345
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Which MG is most likely to dance like this?

>> No.20231376

That one, stupid.

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>> No.20231396

I stand by what I said.

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hypnotising bat-chan

>> No.20231413

No need to spam when the thread hasn't even hit the bump limit.

>> No.20231417
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Go to bed wurm-chan.

>> No.20231437

>live in mgland
>even the most deprived monster wouldn't want you

oh well. if you think about it you are the perfect paladin

>> No.20231446
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Paladins are for losing to the succ.

>> No.20231462

The probability is 1.

>> No.20231472

Git gud

>> No.20231474

He's the guy who started this thread, who spammed images and then posted a new thread as soon as the old one hit 300 images.
And then everyone moved to this one like retards.

>> No.20231476

>That tired old meme
Don't you have bread lines to go stand in

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Bread lines are nothing but a front for MGs to get husbands.

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>bread lines

>> No.20231518

>Anon says he thinks that a nightmare at the pub is cute to a friend as an off hand comment
>The nightmare didn't seam to have noticed this
>Nothing special happens for the rest of said pub visit and anon forgets about her
>That same night a very-dunk nightmare burst into his dreams
>Anon is then raped until he wakes up the next day
I wounder what the nightmare would do the day after.

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>> No.20231537

Hah, you can't lose if you have nothing to lose anymore!

>> No.20231543

There's no way a monstergirl would rape an active an active duty soldier in uniform on Remembrance Day, right?

>> No.20231550

Could a 10/10 beauty paladin woman who possess long sexy legs outseduce a monster girl who has a monstrous lower half?
I can imagine a leg lover sweating like no tomorrow as he's sandwiched between her and a Lamia.

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>leg lover
Why wouldn't he go for the paladin in an instant? The other girl doesn't have any...

>> No.20231562

It's a shame this one hasn't been deleted yet.

>> No.20231579
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Anon, demons exist.
Imagine those click-clack high heel sounds every time they come. They could teleport but they walk just for to make this sound. Others didn't stood a chance.

>> No.20231586

He says, while posting the number wan servant to undead.

>> No.20231588

Join the paladin and have a life of work, religion and family.
Join the snake and have a life of pleasure, love and joy.
Only a fool wouldn't think this through.

Demons and Succubi are unfair, not only do they possess monstrous lewdness but they also perfected the female form.
There wouldn't even be a choice at that point.

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Moshi, moshi, secksu-masheen desu.

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I want to bury my face in a paladin's feet while performing my marital duty every night!

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Marital duties you say?

>> No.20231648

Well as long as you fulfill your duties as a man.

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I want to hug those tiddies

>> No.20231658

It's every man's duty to creampie his wife every day. Also to hug her 100 times.

>> No.20231662

Looks like Mino-chan ran out of meat to deliver, it's time for sex machine Oni to go hunt!

>Spend your day taking care of the daughters and relaxing
>Amazoness wife comes home
>High violence snu-snu ensues
>You still have to serve dinner and put the girls to bed even though you can no longer feel your legs
Househusband life is hard.

>> No.20231680

It should be illegal for nightmares to be this cute. They are meant to be sexy dream demons, not something I want to hug and cuddle with.

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Post your favorite snek.

>> No.20231713

They have to be cuddly if you're going to spend all night with them

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>> No.20231762

My dream lamia would be a huge evil one with dark scales and big venomous fang. Sharp nails and face scales would help too.
She'd constantly threaten to do horrible things in a humorous tone but you'd never be able to tell if she's joking or not.

No matter how conservatively a loli dresses or how innocently she acts if she shows thighs it means she's a slut.

>> No.20231766
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What about them?

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i see you are my pigmented sibling


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I want to be abomed by an abomination!

>> No.20231777

Would Mari be fine with fucking her daughter?

>> No.20231781

Yurincest pls go

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evil women are cute

>> No.20231791

Small tailed lizards deserve to be either ignored or bullied. There are too many fantastic reptile monster girls out there to waste time on puny ones.

She hits all the marks except for large fangs. I'm also unsure how to feel about her having legs but I don't mind it as long as she got that fat tail to coil around me.

>> No.20231792

Evil women should get tied up and used as a daki until they become good!

>> No.20231793
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Ewww no.

>> No.20231795

I meant someone else but okayodon sounds nice too

>> No.20231805

I'd be fine with watching her fuck her daughter.
I'd masturbate furiously several times during the act. And probably come all over both of them.

>> No.20231814

What do I have to give to touch a fluffy tail RIGHT NOW

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hell no, its always evil who shows her soft side only to her partner.

>> No.20231826

500 yen for no protection

>> No.20231839
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>Small tailed

>> No.20231840

>no protection
What kind of "protection" are you going to wear while touching a fluffy tail? Nitrile gloves?
Anything other than raw completely defeats the point though, it's all about the sensory feedback. You wouldn't appreciate a painting by wearing sunglasses.

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They are fantastic!

>> No.20231853

Move to some obscure village deep inside the rural area and you'll have an entire population of old foxes begging to be touched.
Young city foxes are a hot commodity, you have to go out of your way for quality mofu these days.

This is the kind of face you can't help but kiss.
Kissing an evil snake is safe, right?

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Your virginity.

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You should never sniff a fluff hooker's tail raw, anon. Please use a face mask. What will you do if you catch fluff addiction from her? You'll be forced to give all your money to that trashy whore!

>> No.20231879

The one on the left.

>> No.20231883
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And versatile.

>> No.20231887

I really need a bunny suit Shog with nice legs.

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That mean old Ice Queen up north needs someone to be her daki so the town can warm up

>> No.20231899

>Shoggoth goes on an insanely long monologue about how living beings will never reach fulfillment as they are less than a molecule of dust in the infinity of space
>She finishes off by saying that this doesn't apply to her since mastah is her whole universe

It's not prostitution if there is no insertion, and besides no man can remove his hand from mofu once he's past wrist depth.

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Guess who.

>> No.20231904

pure gyaru monster girls or sex crazed class rep monster girls

>> No.20231914

To the one anon who mentioned me before, this is mostly your fault.

Short loli Rata story here; very lewd, not very kinky.

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>you aren't sufficient level to perform this action

>face tattoo

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>> No.20231919

Fuck off and go shit up tft you autistic faggot

>> No.20231929

My new wife on our honeymoon, making some breakfast. Sexy Shog newlywed!

>> No.20231933

It's obvious she didn't get sniffed by daddy and now she's desperate to feel loved.

>> No.20231935

More interested in all the metal she's got in her.

>> No.20231936

>Right next to a 7-Eleven
If it's anything like the 7-Elevens in Asia, that Demon Lord has it good. If her 7-Eleven is anything like the states she probably has ancient, ossified Slurpee syrup that's gained sentience and a phallic stalagmite of ice from the A/C unit dripping.

>> No.20231941

Oh my fuck it's actually him.

>> No.20231954
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Like clockwork.

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>> No.20231969

The prodigal degenerate returns. Shine on you crazy madman, that was excellent.

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>> No.20231984

How big are shoggs normally? Or do they just not give a fuck with the shapeshifting.

>> No.20231986

>Gyaru Holst who dresses like she takes 12 cocks a day and spends her time doing lewd things
>Is actually an innocent virgin who only masturbated once and it scared her so much that she hasn't tried since
>Class rep Demon who dresses like she's too devoted to her studies to care about boys and sex
>Is actually a complete sex addict who rushes her homework to masturbate while thinking about Anon
Tough choice, you'd have to take each on a date before deciding.

>> No.20231993

>new quicksilver story
Welcome back friend. I missed your stuff.

>> No.20231994

They are more infinite than the universe and yet infinitly smaller as well.

>> No.20231995

>Shitting on Yanon
At least he's good at what he does, unlike somebody like, say, bollocks.

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That doesn't help much with the story I am going to write but I honestly don't know what else I was expecting.

>> No.20232015

>Frost story
>Beast story
>Yanon is here
>Quicksilver writing instead just lurking
>Still got losenis and Lantern aroudn
Good going boys. keep writing.

>> No.20232024

Normal slime size - whatever they've made into objects + your contributions (with diminishing returns)
I imagine if a shog reabsorbed too many of their objects all at once, they'd suddnely exceed their "critical mass" and spontaneously split off another shog.

>> No.20232027

You ever going to cook up a wendigo story?

>> No.20232029

Well they seems to grow or atleast are able to become more objects the longer they and hubby fuck.

>> No.20232032
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Quick traditional commission I got while waiting for a few major updates.

>> No.20232036

Nah, I choose the Demon in a heartbeat.

>> No.20232044

Is there a new roulette?

>> No.20232050

Thanks for the kind words anons.

I might someday, Wendigos get a lot of attention in the threads but I do quite like therm. We'll see.

>> No.20232075

She'll help you study hard to get in the same college as her, not because she wants you to have a good career or anything like that but because she wants to have sex with you between classes.

>> No.20232112

She better keep things in moderation, lest I become so addicted to her body I start keeping her away from class.

>> No.20232120

Post the most ideal fantasy relationship that you can think of , share what kind of connection would you want to have with that mg

>> No.20232142

This is how you unlock the ending where you both drop of college to spend your days having sex, she'll fund your lifestyle by trading stocks and cryptocurrencies.

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Pic related, with literally anything taller then me.

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>> No.20232191

My dragon waifu trying to maintain her pride and haughtiness while I desperatly try to lewd her 24/7

>> No.20232198

Sounds perfect. We can spend all day in bliss, and I'll have her buy a nice business suit so she can roleplay as my secretary.

>> No.20232203

>all this great taste

>> No.20232208

Bzzzzz... Bzzzzzz...

>> No.20232212

Quiet contentment.

We wouldn't say that much to each other because we'd just understand each other that well. Most of our time together at home would be quiet time reading, listening to music or just spending time outdoors. Ideally we'd have a small log house out in the woods, maybe next to a lake. It'd be filled with books and records from floor to ceiling, rustic with lots of wood and pelts but still cozy and warm inside.

A perfect day would be the both of us laying down on a thick rug on the floor with some music playing, snuggling with a handmade quilt and holding hands. We'd spend as much time as we could touching each other, and just being glad to have one another.

We might have a daughter later, we might not. We'd both dabble in each other's hobbies and collaborate on all sorts of creative projects. At the end of each day, though, we'd sleep well, nestled up against each other. Neither of us would have to spend another winter alone, ever again.

>> No.20232216

>”She bought?”

>> No.20232247

Are you trying to make the "Monsters have sex all the time" hyperbole real?

>> No.20232260

One thing I find objectively ideal in a relationship with a monster girl is working together toward her existential goal.
That goal entirely depends on the monster girl, here are some my favorites:
>Fuck a Zombie to wighthood
>Produce the highest quality Holst milk
>Impregnate an Echidna with a brand new species
>Complete an Atlach-Nacha's web

>> No.20232262

Wait, Monster girls don't have sex all the time?

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Is it an honorable sacrifice to sacrifice or offer yourself to be a boyfriend and soon to be wedded husband to an Ushi Oni. As a means of saving your party?

>> No.20232276

oh boy

>> No.20232279

Here's hoping the undesirable niggers stay gone and leave the good boys like these lads

>> No.20232296

If you aren't a healer. Otherwise you'll be able to cure your crushed hips.

>> No.20232298

Who are the undesirables then?

>> No.20232302

I wouldn't be able to resist, she's too good and my dick is too wild. Something that I'd try to do is fuck her for some years straight without stopping. I bet that would be fun

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Healer belongs to cow

>> No.20232304

A monstergirl who is ambitious and larger than life with grand plans and no sense of right and wrong. She would be far more intelligent than I am and completely out of my league.
I would support her ideals as best I could, but also be a moral compass when things get too crazy. Over time we would work together to achieve a dream we both believe in and grow an unbreakable bond.

>> No.20232309

I share the sentiment. At first glance this lifestyle doesn't seem monstrous at all but when you think about it you realize that it would take a monster girl to truly revel in such a lifestyle
A Flow Kelp or similar species would be at her happiest merely clinging onto you as you enjoy your daily routine. You could spend weeks without uttering a word to each other and yet you'd both know how the other feels and how happy you both are to be together.
Eventually you'd reach a point where you could tell what the other wants at the faintest glance or body expression.
When your monster girl wife can't ever feel down or bored as long as she'd by your side, you're elevated to feel the same way. Jjust sitting in front of a fire together or even merely looking her in the eyes for hours would feel heavenly

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>No glassesnek to beat in 1v1
>She'll never crush you harder and harder after every loss
>She'll never get frustrated and want to play a different "game"

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>> No.20232323

Best snek so far

>> No.20232349

God I just want to fucking get crushed and die under those mountains when she rolls over

>> No.20232353

Figure it out, you must.

>> No.20232367

>playing vidya with manticore or grape snake
>Everytime she loses you get another dose of venom.
>Eventually she starts giving you a tail job.
>she finally wins while you nearly pass out from pleasure overload.

>> No.20232374

Monster girls who are bigger than you are fantastic.
>They make you feel safe and secure
>Their huge size emphasizes their monstrosity
Smaller than you warm the heart and harden the dick
>Irresistibly cute and arouse your desire to protect
>Countless possibilities for sex positions
The same size are worthless trash.
>Nothing special or interesting
>Their human size lessens their monstrosity

>> No.20232379

I'm glad you got my meaning. There's nothing quite like having all the time in the world to hold the one you love and heal each other.

It wouldn't even have to last that long, honestly. I don't think my other small wants and goals would really matter all that much to me after a little while of that. If I could have that be my life, even if only for a month or so, I think I'd be alright with just quietly disappearing when it was over.

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I wish there were more big girls that can lactate like Holstaurs.

>> No.20232387

Being normal size emphasizes a normal relationship with lots of cute and romantic kissing, hand holding and lotus position. It also can mean you can protect her while she protects you, it's both sizes at once!

>> No.20232391

This is the worst way to present your story.

>> No.20232393

Same size is great for how little you even need to think about it. No fussing over who spoons who or who's going to move in for the kiss. You want to do something with her, you can just do it and it'll be easy. Sure you could get carried by a big girl or carry a small girl, but same size lets you give either a try. If you're the same size everything just sort of comes naturally to both of you.

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Where do sneks fall in this?

>> No.20232440

Mostly in big.

>> No.20232444

How many descriptive things can you add on to a monster before it becomes silly.

Like a tall gyaru onee-san huge breasted Kej?

>> No.20232453

If she's still a qt the sky's the limit!

>> No.20232485

How big?

>> No.20232511

I can't read the moonrunes but as long as Tsurara-chan is happy then everybody is happy and safe

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>> No.20232527

You forgot Aftyn and Shoggocks.

>> No.20232532

Off yourselves boys.

>> No.20232540

bollocks and shoggocks are the same person you sped mongoloid

>> No.20232544
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Tall and thick, overbearing kuudere crybaby Kikimora maid mom-wife.

>> No.20232547

>Being normal size emphasizes a normal relationship with lots of cute and romantic kissing, hand holding and lotus position.
This sort of thing is actually so much better when you overcome to the size difference to accomplish them.
>Extra small mouse struggling to reach your lips for a quick surprise kiss
>Huge Oni being very careful not to crush you during lotus position sex

For species with large monstrous bodies you have to mostly consider their human part though their monster part must be taken into account.
Nobody in their right mind would marry a lamia who doesn't even have the tail length to wrap around your entire body even if her human half is that of a 7 feet tall woman.

>> No.20232564

Huge monsters being gentle is my feitish.

>> No.20232571

>so much better
It's cute, but not better.

>> No.20232575

Aftyn did nothing wrong.
I actually don't know anything about Aftyn aside from that one bestiality story.

>> No.20232590

It only becomes silly if the descriptions don't help define her.
>Tall gyaru oppai deredere onee-san Kej with a pregnancy fetish
That's good
>Kej whose favorite color is blue, loves turtles, is born on a monday and hates the month of June
Now that's silly
I guess you can try to make it silly by dragging the description for far too long but that would make you look like a perverted fanatic like that one Pharaoh lover more than anything else

>maid mom-wife.
Maid wife and mom wife I can understand, but how could you ever end up with a maid mom? Do you sex her into servicing you?

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>but how could you ever end up with a maid mom?
There are plenty of ways this is possible:
>wet nurse turned personal maid
>personal maid that becomes her young masters parental figure while his parents vacation around monster territories and continents

>> No.20232628

he wrote two ntr stories.

>> No.20232629

Nice edgelord response to try and get people to not contribute outside of the bog standard shit people always type day in and day out.

>> No.20232649
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Consider the following: unconditional surrender.

>> No.20232655

Consider the following: delete that terrible pic

>> No.20232662

Holy fucking yuck, I'd run that broad through on her own spear.
If that's my option I'd rather NOT have a monster girl.

>> No.20232684

What slime would be the best NEET?

>> No.20232692
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>Looking up at a starry night with your sandworm waifu on top the tallest dunes
>Enjoying a scorching hot day deep beneath the sand, staying cool with you sandworm waifu
>Enjoying the wild ride from inside as she scares off travelers from the sacred sandworm dunes
>Living in your sandworm waifu's warm, squishy, comfy mouth
>Being covered all over with her juices
>Waking up every day seeing her happy as could be
>Being told that she's so happy to have you
>That you ended her years of solitude and sadness
>That you're her world
>That she'll always protect you
>That she doesn't want to lose you and be alone again
>That she'll always love you

I love sandworms. I wanna make a sandworm happy

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That's easy.

>> No.20232717

Shai-Hulud is for wife.

>> No.20232721

How about you do the threads a favor and kill yourself so you don't continue shitposting with the ugliest western shit you can find on Deviantart.

>> No.20232739

I wonder what dancing with a sandworm would be like, if you can even do it.

Indeed they are!

>> No.20232749

Fuck off Bollocks

>> No.20232761

You're a genius with the lolis KDF, keep it coming.

>> No.20232765

I want to take a bunch of anons and go exploring a pyramid where we will wake up the pharaoh and her kingdom.

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Hello. Victory and Defeat chapter 9.

Writing is suffering.

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I can distract the sphinx, everyone else run for it!

>> No.20232797

I'll just beat her in a riddle duel and claim her ass (it doesn't count as sex)

>> No.20232801

>anon and sphinx start fucking.
>It triggers every other monster to work harder to capture the group.
I think that would do more damage, but i still respect your attempt.

>> No.20232806

No Anon you don't have to do this, I'll do it!

>> No.20232814

Dont worry anon their will probably be another sphinx you can "sacrifice" yourself to.

>> No.20232819

Healers belong to the bold and crass berserker or warrior.
or the mayadere villain who thinks that only a pure soul such as him could look past the terrible things she's done and redeem her

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It's too late for me, press onwards while you can.

>> No.20232844

>three members of the party stop and argue.
>all the while the Sphinxes sisters come to see whats going on.
>They proceed to interrupt the arguing.
>rape ensues of the three anons, each getting their own sphinx.

>> No.20232847

When I’m done, any girl would be a cow

>> No.20232855

Is it any wonder that they're known for abandoning their posts the moment they find a man?

>> No.20232867

I want to incubise and convince a paladin-chan that she can suck the demon out of me!

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>> No.20232881

The answer is man, trust me she always asks the same riddle.

>> No.20232888

shoggocks being a writer worth mentioning is like pretending uwe boll is a competent director

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>> No.20232935

Vanilla succs are always pretty hot. I'd fuck that pussy until my dick fell off.

>> No.20232938
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This is your party's berserker.

>> No.20232964

Blizzard outside, comfort food cooking, warm fire going, and reading some of my favorite Lovecraft.
I really, really really wish meido was here. Gently staring at me silently from the corner as her tentacles stroke my feet.

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Sounds like you need the seasonal winter meido until the snow clears

>> No.20233017

What are the chances of a strong willed monstergirl being against the arranged marriage she was forced into from birth?

>> No.20233026

Through blistering winds
And tepid snows
The call of Ithaqua grows

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>Their huge size emphasizes their monstrosity
That's the best part since they can smother you with their mass.

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>> No.20233099

>the most ideal fantasy relationship
Monstergirl daughterwife

>> No.20233103

Based snib, that little chibi in the corner is adorable.

>> No.20233106

I’m sure meido would love a little assistant yeti maid-in-training, it would be very cute and a good charity.
Tekeli-li, Tekeli-li

>> No.20233108

Good to see you again snibbity snab

>> No.20233110

>Space jin

>> No.20233122

Fucking nice.

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I can't wait to visit Kitsune town!

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Must pet fat foxes!

>> No.20233194

She's not fat, she's big-boned.

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>> No.20233228

Those hands do not look right

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Just make sure you don't end up staying too long.

>> No.20233250

Does the medical Sabbath use age regression to make patients smaller and easier to manage?

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Only the monster ones.

>> No.20233262

Fuck off.

>> No.20233269
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What's the worse that can possibly happen? I'm sure they're all friendly!

>> No.20233277

Foxes are not to be trusted!

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Don't be such a racist.

>> No.20233304

I want a fox with fat funbags that make it look like she’s smuggling watermelons

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>> No.20233343

Hey, I played my ass off at hockey.
Let me drink mah beer and eat my pizza

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>> No.20233360

i trust foxes

>> No.20233363

Lich-sensei is going to have a bad hangover


>> No.20233367

What monster girl loves getting her asshole licked the most?

>> No.20233373

If I had my way I'd stay there forever.

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Reminder that it's not necrophilia if they're still moving.

>> No.20233398

That's why her assistant will give her a nice belly full of his cum once she starts to sober up.

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>> No.20233463
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>Did you study for today's test?

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>> No.20233466

>loli ginger Rata-chan
I need this.

>> No.20233467

I’m an adult, I don’t test anymore

>> No.20233468

Sorry lady but you have no idea how glad I am to be free of academia.

>> No.20233481
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Post edgy girls.

>> No.20233532

Yeti meido would always have the sidewalk snow cleared for the Rata maillady, she'll sometimes pass a few meat snacks her way to distract the Wendis on her mail route

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That's what you think.

>> No.20233552
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White horn meido is superior.

>> No.20233556

I will take one of each.

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>> No.20233561

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember this.
Large breasts in loose clothes are the best

>> No.20233568

More like slutgoths amirite?

>> No.20233569

It's what I know.
Now I actually make money and don't have to memorize trivia.

>> No.20233577
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Where we're going, we don't need clothes.

>> No.20233583

Sandworms are pretty stacked in the profile art.

>> No.20233584
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>using slut as an insult
>in the MGE world

>> No.20233585

What secrets do the marshmallow cat tamers hold?

>> No.20233589

I bet marshmallow cat songs are cheery and upbeat

>> No.20233593

For someone so dedicated to her master, she lets anybody enter her.

>> No.20233595

What is the ideal monster for tickle-wrestling with until she's exhausted, then fucking her?

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They're delicious!

>> No.20233612
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How do I get my own marshmallow cat?

>> No.20233618

Who's the artist of those? I've seen that guy or gals drawings alot. What's his or her art page or Tumblr if any?

>> No.20233621

List of crimes one can do against Monstergirls:

>danukis getting their calf fur shaved off in addition to being mugged
>arachne webs being vandalized
>pointing a gun at lizardwomen in response to a duel
>spraying lemon juice at catgirls

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>> No.20233632

They are everlasting gobstoppers

>> No.20233651

>Marrying a Danuki without her needing to use her financial trickery.
>Playing along with the marriage, giving her everything she wants out it.
>Waiting until she's happier than she's ever been and truly in love and then saying that you can't stand her obsession with money.
>Either making her choose between money and you or just leaving outright.
Imagine the bullying.

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>> No.20233679

>You've attracted the attention of a Latenight Marshmallow Cat.

>> No.20233700

What is that? Is it a dog?

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They tend to attract attention themselves.

>> No.20233708

Latenight's Marshmallow Pets are the only pets able to withstand the love of a young Monster Girl!

With your current choice of:

Bird (Coming Soon)

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>> No.20233746
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Take of a Kikimora burglar

>Burglary detective has a string of break-ins. Nothing being taken really but delicious meals are being cooked when no one's around and other oddly helpful shit.
>police start to investigate the local area of the string of burglaries
>namely they set up shop next door to a more promising house
>the house in question gets called over the phone every so often and what sounds like a little girl politely requests you restock things like lemon pledge, trash bags, bread, and windex as you're running out
>of course they set up a tap and trace on the house to determine the calls origins and hopefully find the suspect of all the break-ins
>after 2 days of the resident purposefully using up all their cleaning supplies and sandwich rations the call finally comes through
>they manage to keep the voice on the line occupied by feigning ignorance of how to properly spell certain products and did the voice want a single gallon jug of original pledge or did they think he should buy 2 half gallons of orange pledge because theres a deal going on etc.

>eventually its determined the call itself is coming from inside the house
>fearing for the residents life the cops immediately tac-entry all possible points of egress to ensure a blanket sweep
>after a quick but thorough search its narrowed down to a small crawl space the resident forgot they even had
>inside is a scared but huffy brownie kindly requesting everyone leave their boots in the entryway its bringing in dirt and this is carpet
>after some mild questioning by the cops its revealed that the series of burglaries and even some of the meals were in fact committed by a single individual but the house keeping and large portion of lunches was breakfasts were not
>the culprit is a single kikimora struck almost dumb by the sheer human density of modern living and could think of no way to service them all despite men being in clear and desperate need of her services
>so she broke into and evaluated each and every home containing single men in the immediate 10x10 mile area before leaving the best brownie agent for the job
>with an inside man doing most of the work she was free to cook up as many meals as she could before dinner time and try to distribute them as best as she could being let in by her brownie sleeper cell before giving them the next days instructions and chores list
>via unanimous decision the home owners agree no charges will be filed and the police are no longer needed as the neighborhood more or less returns to normal barring the fact it's now become the most prime real estate for single male first timer home owners

And then The danuki's tax assessor raises the property rates of the area since there is the surge of interest from fresh college graduates.

... We must stop those dastardly Kikimora burglar thieves!

>> No.20233758
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I don't see any problem.

>> No.20233762

What about living dolls? Some might consider those as pets.

>> No.20233781

Living dolls aren't very fluffy or squishy anon.

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>They're dolls, but their skin is soft and squishy like a loli, so it's okay!

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Living dolies were made for koonago.
It's that thing where she hugs your dick and you fap with her.

>> No.20233827

I want to steal a lolifox's socks!

>> No.20233834

>the culprit is a single kikimora struck almost dumb by the sheer human density of modern living
You can just imagine her trembling slightly as she hugs her trusty broom close for comfort as she wanders through the endless, filthy high-rise apartment buildings.

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It's been awhile since I wrote something spur of the moment in the thread, but I wanted to do a quick short. If you got something you want to see, reply and I'll pick one of the scenarios in the first three replies.

Adventure or misadventure
Modern or medieval
Married or meeting
Maid or raid
Cuddle or cudgel
Fluff or scruff
Anything and everything

Pick a girl; pick a plot, and let's rock.

>> No.20233847

All I got from your post is that we need to freeze the assets of the danuki.

>> No.20233862
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Lizardgirls are nice

>> No.20233864

Shame Horitomi is a terrible artist

>> No.20233865

Maid or Raid

>> No.20233874
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Dance-off, bro.

>> No.20233875

A modern setting, a gentle femdom monstergirl, either a MGE demon or a dragon comforting her "newly wedded" husbando that it's okay for him to be a "Need" and be a stay at home househusband.

So yeah: modern setting, married couple, cuddle and fluff

>> No.20233891

This sounds like a lot of fun, but my knowledge of dancing is pretty much ballroom, two-step and Bring It On. I don't think I could make the dancing itself that exciting without some research.

Can definitely do this.

That's just a subject example, but if you want some maids then lay that fantasy on me, friend.

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>Everyone's paying attention to the wrong girl

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That's too bad, but I guess dancing is more of a visual thing anyway.

>> No.20233910

I think its funny at least
Doesnt have to be a masterpeice every time

>> No.20233921

Yeah, it's mostly that I lack the lexicon. Like in a swordfight you need to know what the riposte, the bind, all that stuff is to make it visceral, to make the reader really hear the clang of steel in their mind. While I can think of lots of fun ways to modify break-dancing for monstergirls based on their unique strengths and parts, I need to know the base names for for the poses first and how they shift weight from one to the next. That will take a little bit to learn.

But now you made me want to.

>> No.20233927

Luigi is paying attention.

>> No.20233933

Luigi's fuckin' dead

>> No.20233944

My throat hurts and my nose is stuffy. Which species makes for the best nurse for people who aren't all that ill but still want to be pampered all the same?

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Fingering mermaids

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And getting yelled at by sneks

>> No.20234031

Veils are nice.

>> No.20234081

How fucked would I be if I sucker-punched a hellhound?

>> No.20234084

Delicious cow, the embarrassment only makes her taste better. She also got that country vibe going on, she is for taking to the movies and then taking her virginity in the back of a truck.
>Bell bracelet
Nice detail.

Monster girls who wear veils are the most dangerous because of how seductive and lewd they are.
You've also got a few cases of ones who wear them to cover their mouth because they have the sharpest meanest teeth in the land, you might as well stick your dick in a blender rather than date one of these.

>> No.20234086

She would find your behavior curious and would sniff you intensely to figure out what your deal is.

>> No.20234095

That sounds like a tame and docile hellhound.

>> No.20234100

>getting intensely sniffed by a massive canine monster
Anon you'll be quaking in your boots and she knows it.

>> No.20234118

>Huge Hellhound intensively sniffing Anon
>The heat she emanates makes him sweat even more
>He flinches at the lightest contact with her
>After the longest 2 minutes of his life the Hellhound finally takes a step back
>"You don't smell evil... Then why did you attack me like that?"
His reply might be the difference between living to see another day or ending up in her rape den.

>> No.20234119

I'd be more aroused than anything else.

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Since it's getting kind of late here, I'll go ahead and start on this one. If I have time after I finish, I'll solicit another. I'll do this in public post parts, old school.

>It was Sunday morning.
>Ned could tell from the spears of sunlight that pierced into the bedchamber.
>Bedchamber, that was still something he was getting used to.
>This big house, bed and fancy sheets still seemed so alien and strange.
>Only the woman beside him made him feel at home.
>Tasha snored softly on the neighboring pillow, a single wisp of smoke curling away lazily from her nose.
>A gold band on her right horn matched the one on his hand.
>Married? Him? He wouldn't have believed it a year ago. He still almost couldn't.
>But the lingering sweat and stains on the sheets as well as his sore waist and back enforced their reality upon him.
>He ran his fingers through the sleeping dragon's emerald hair, fine as silk and completely fireproof.
>Why had such a magnificent woman really chosen someone like him?
>He couldn't say. He could only try to be partly as good as whatever great man she imagined him to be.
>And that meant rolling out of bed to get breakfast started.
>Ned crabwalked over five feet of mattress to the edge of his massive four poster bed and slipped his naked form to the floor.
>A priceless rich carpet protected his feet from the cold stone as he made his way to the wardrobe on his side of the room.
>He heaved open the massive chestnut door with two hands and grabbed his chore clothes of a t-shirt and shorts from among his much richer, much-less-used attire.
>Once he was properly equipped, he gave his wife one last glance, put on his slippers and slipped through the twisting stone halls to the kitchen.

>> No.20234172

Not requestor, but this is already pretty cute my dude. I hope you consider doing one about some schmo having to deal with a harem of school-aged mice next and how he has to act like both a husband while also needing to dad them around cause they’re super irresponsible.

>> No.20234199

Requester here, and thanks man, am waiting for that to be finished. And just to be clear the guy Ned in the story you're just making is or was a NEET but is none the less a stay at home husband.

Still thanks and looking forward to you completing it.

>> No.20234223

>getting aroused while a monster girl sniffs you
How to get raped101

>> No.20234240

Imagine being sniffed by an evil fox, she'd whisper in your ear that she can smell your arousal and fear.

>> No.20234247
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>Their kitchen -like most of their house- was built to much older tastes, more like a small castle of modern amenities than anything.
>Even the only slightly-bigger-than-average cooking area was divided into a scullery, kitchen and pantry.
>It was mostly the materials that stood out. Fire drakes didn't like wood or plaster. They felt most at home surrounded by stone, a legacy of their progenitors' caves.
>He understood. NEETs were often compared to living in dark caves themselves.
>Everything in their home had a feel of ancient glory, though it still smelled new in the empty rooms. Tasha had it constructed to her specifications when she had moved out of her parent's mansion, less than five years earlier.
>She told him she had designed it as a perfect place to raise a family.
>As much empty space as there was, he was sure she wanted a BIG one.
>Ned also wanted a family, but he wasn't sure he was ready. How do you parent children with the strength of a hundred men, that can fly...and BREATHE FIRE.
>He wondered about it often. It was hard not to with a wife as amorous as Tasha.
>He couldn't ignore the food situation either as he cracked three ostrich eggs into a huge mixing bowl and prepared a flat rack of twelve lamb chops
>Dragons were voracious creatures. They could go months or even years without a bite in hibernation, but active every day they burned fuel like a furnace.
>Ned imagined five little Tasha's all growing up at the same time.
>"No wonder her father looks like a wrestler."

>The commercial oven preheated in no time at all, and soon the smell of sizzling lamb and bubbling cheddar quiche -no way he could scramble half a gallon of eggs at once- drifted through the house
>Ned was just digging in the breadbox to make toast when a sleepy growl sounded behind him and armored claws hugged him from behind.
>Full breasts pressed into his back and a deep rumble vibrated into his chest.
>Taloned feet stood on tiptoe to kiss the nape of his neck while a horn rubbed lovingly against the side of his head.

>"Good morning to you too."

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Don't you wish coming home was like this?

>> No.20234351

This isn't the punchy greentext I think I wanted but it actually made me desire to get back into reading.
I hope we get a steaming hot kiss before they sit down for breakfast.

>> No.20234421

I want to open the door to my house and be greeted by a huge pair of undead dragon tits.
When your monster girl wife is tall enough that your eye level reaches her breasts then the feeling of belonging and home is that much accentuated whenever you see her.

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>"Yeah, G'mornin." Tasha yawned.
>It was a Sunday yawn. If this was Saturday, she would have pushed him to the floor and breakfast would have burned. And Ned wouldn't have minded at all.
>Until she complained about being hungry an hour later, anyway.
>Tasha gave him one last kiss on the cheek instead and pinched his butt before grabbing the bread herself and plopping down in one of the kitchen chairs, sitting sideways to make room for her muscular tail.

>"You know." His wife said as she burned a hunk of toast black with her fire and ate it anyway. "It's not that I don't appreciate all the delicious homecooked food and clean house and everything, but you really don't have to do all this all the time just for me."
>Yes. Ned thought. Yes, he did.
>"I want to feel useful to you." He said as the cooking timers went off. "I've spent so long sitting still, I can't any longer. I might not be able to do much, but I will do what I can."

>Tasha drummed her claws on the granite countertop while he set the table.
>"You know I love you, right?"
>"I know."
>"More than anything?"
>"More than anything."
>"And you would tell me if something was bothering you?"
>"Of course."

>She poked at his foot coyly with the bony spike on the tip of her tail.

>Ned had told a lie. But how could he tell the most wonderful woman he'd ever known that he couldn't see in himself what she seemed to?
>It was like living in a dream, and deep down he couldn't shake the fear that one day she would wake up and see the man he saw in the mirror.
>All he had to do was look at her smiling face to chase those dark thoughts away most days, but her family would be visiting today.
>He could already feel her dad's searching stare, evaluating his suitability even after marriage.

>Would Ned be as harsh if someone wed one of his little future little girls?
>Boy, he sure hoped not.

>The rest of the morning passed quietly with preparations to greet their guests.

>> No.20234602

thanks for contributing anon. good stuff

>> No.20234613

This is why top tier species are overrated.
You can marry a dragon or Pharaoh all you want but deep down the crushing lack of self-esteem compared to her greatness would make you feel hollow and undeserving.
Having to deal with her wrestler dad wouldn't feel good either.

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I for one look forward to being ground under the heel of a haughty Dark Elf.

>> No.20234680

Elves are inferior to humans so you'll be ok.
It's a tad shameful to serve an elf though, especially a dark one since they are less refined than their high elves counterpart. At least she's not a savage forest elf.

>> No.20234686

Dark Elves have dedicated untold centuries to the mastery of the S&M lifestyle!

>> No.20234699

And fishes have mastered the art of swimming, that doesn't mean they're greater than humans.
Also the S&M lifestyle is that of a complete deviant who cares more about pleasure than respect and wholesomeness.

>> No.20234704

Good stuff anon. Dragons are great.

>> No.20234736

>Also the S&M lifestyle is that of a complete deviant who cares more about pleasure than respect and wholesomeness.
And to think I hesitated!

>> No.20234783

For pharaohs it's fine because your dick gives them the power to run a kingdom.

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give me a snake

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Is this snek?

>> No.20234828

good enough for me

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How would monster girls handle living on an ecumenopolis? Especially the wild or nature types.

Whats a ecumenopolis??? Basically it's a literal planet wide city, basically a massive super duper city that covers the entire planet. Examples are Coruscant from Star Wars and Ravnica from Magic the Gathering.

So yeah, how would Monstergirls live in an ecumenopolis???

>> No.20234842

Requester who suggested the dragon waifu gentle femdom idea here.

It looks sweet and thanks again. Hope you finish soon. And or do more works like this :)

>> No.20234861

With extensive gardening.

>> No.20234870

Wouldn't it be funny if she made me smell her back haha

>> No.20234913

>Ywn be captured from your town during a raid by dark Elves.
>The unmarried captain will never decide she likes you
Dark elf raiders sound scary.

>> No.20234942

They're harmless without the bulk of Orc minions or the numbers of Goblin and Hobgoblin minions.

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>> No.20234961

Go back to /tg/ please.

>> No.20234969

are you by any chance hungarian /norvegian /finnish or polish?

>> No.20234978

Nah Dark Elves only raid with other dark elves.
Orcs and Gobbos raid the lands near their home for human husbands. Although i hear sometimes they do try and breach deeper into human controlled territories.

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>The doorbell rang at exactly noon, the real bronze bells in the small entrance tower announcing the arrivals over the entire block.

>Ned looked over himself one last time in the silver vanity. He wore a black velvet cape over his embroidered double-breasted jacket and pleated breeches in the old style of the realm.
>It still felt like a costume. No, the quality was there. It was the real thing. He was the imposter.
>"So what?" He puffed out his chest. If he was a fake, then he'd be such a good fake nobody could tell the difference. He would be better, not for them, but for her. Because that's what his wife deserved.

>"Did you say something?" Tasha called from the sitting room.
>"I said I'm coming." Ned answered. He swept his cape like a villain as he left the room.

>It took Ned two hands to haul open the front door. Though carefully balanced, it was a foot-thick piece of green oak and steel braces meant to withstand a battering ram.

>He barely got it halfway before it door was thrown open the rest of the way and he was tackled to the sound of "Uncle Neddy!"
>Ned's nieces, Azara and Adara -barely five years old- could still toss Ned around like a toy.
>Luckily, they were good girls and didn't squeeze too tight.
>Their dad, husband of Tasha's sister Anni, gave Ned a hand up, the twin dragon pups still hugging and their tails hanging a foot off the floor.

>Ned smiled with genuine surprise. "I didn't know you were bringing your family Olly."
>Olly returned the smile and gave a hearty hug of his own, then grabbed his girls under his arms to get them to let go. "We happened to be in town for Anni's work. I couldn't resist a surprise visit to my favorite younger brother-in-law."
>The muscular man tilted his head back to the van in the driveway. "I even brought my famous custard pies."

>Hanging behind everyone else, Ned saw his parents-in-law. His dragon-in-law looked so happy when Tasha appeared, she was almost crying, while his father-in-law seemed as unreadable as always.

>It was then that Ned realized he had to feed five dragons when he had only planned on two.

>'I see your test, old man. And I'm not going to fail.'

>> No.20235011

Nope. Not even close.

>> No.20235079

We live in a society.

>> No.20235161

Cheshire pls go.

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>> No.20235301

But Cheshires make my dick rise up.

>> No.20235309

Seeing how some people get insanely hyped about upcoming movie and games makes me wonder if monster girls ever feel that way.
Would a Holst be overly excited about the new bra she ordered? What about a Lamia looking forward to a snake pit party?

>> No.20235310

An unexpected treat.

>> No.20235331

Everyone gets excited over anticipation.

>> No.20235338

>Momonika Manticore starts developing her venom
>Gets sleepless in anticipation in using it on her onii-chan

>> No.20235389

>pass by a church
>sign says "Prophet Ilias"
Should I be worried?

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She's just lonely, go bang her.

>> No.20235411

Undeads probably don't.

Aren't young manticores more dangerous than adult ones?
She'd pump the entirety of her venom into him because she lacks control.

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>The kitchen was a whirlwind of chaos. Every rack in the oven was filled, every stovetop occupied. Ten timers counted down different things for different reasons. The fridge emptied a week of contents into the scullery all at once.
>Ned scurried back and forth like a servant mouse, apron over his good clothes, adrenaline pumping power into every bit of his body.
>Everything was going well. None of the girls complained, and he could still make an appearance as a host for a few minutes at a time.
>Everyone was smiling and having a good time. He even had a bag of little marshmallows for the pups to roast before putting in their after-dinner cocoa.
>Well, everyone but one. Tasha looked at him with concern and tried to pull him aside more than once. He waved her down each time.
>And always, his father-in-law was watching.
>He was a man of the old world, a harder world, where the wealth of a country was measured in the currency of men. Was it any wonder he was suspicious of this new world and these new men? Could he even speak English? He's never seen it.

>When Ned was collecting dishes before dessert, he returned to to the kitchen to come face-to-face with the muscled adonis. His father-in-law never changed his expression, never said a word. He just laid a hand on Ned's shoulder and pointed back to the dining room.
>Then he took the dirty dishes from his son-in-laws hands, and proceeded to take over the cookery and all food service.
>Ned returned to the party where Tasha wrapped herself lovingly around his arm while her father served them all coffee and pie.
>And the young man was not really sure whether he had won or lost.

>As evening fell and everyone said their fond farewells,Tasha retired with her husband to the living room and combed her claws through her mate's plain black hair.
>"I'm not blind, you know?" His dragon whispered. "You worked very hard today."
>Her sharp talons gripped Ned's jacket and pulled him close. "You also haven't been listening to me."
>Tasha pressed him into the cushions of the couch, her wings unfolding into a diving stance, knees braced and tail straight back.
>"We are one, are we not?" Razor fangs nipped at his neck and acrid smoke wafted across his face. "Aren't we supposed to share everything? Aren't we a team?"
>"I..." He couldn't answer in his embarrassment.
>"Look me in the eye." Tasha rumbled. "You are never alone. Your problems are my problems."
>She pressed her forehead to his. "So please don't shut me out. Don't leave me alone. You're MY husband aren't you? I need you." Her voice dropped. "Don't you need me?"

>And he knew he did, more than anything. Life was not worth living without her, whether he deserved her or not.

>"Forgive me, my dear Tasha,-" He hugged his wife to his chest. "-you are all I need, now and forever."

>She smirked and began to clumsily unbutton her dress with her huge claws. Flames lapped between her teeth.
>"Then I'm going to give you all you can handle."

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>Undeads probably don't.
That would be easily disproven by doing light foreplay, teasing and lewd chatting with an undead loli when you're only going to do the deed some time later that night.

>> No.20235499

Gonna leave it here since I really can't recall how saucy the lewd is allowed in the thread for prose. Thanks for all the comments folks, and I hope to do this again soon. Hopefully, with a little more time to flesh things out more next time.

>> No.20235523

>its getting colder
I need a meaty monstergirl to warm me up.

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Just bundle up!

>> No.20235534

This is the solution of the weak.
A real man would get himself a big reptile and help her with the cold.
If you want to go even beyond you can embrace the cold and get yourself an ice monster girl, I recommend Tsurara-onnas they are very straightforward about their feelings.

>> No.20235548

I'd rather a fluffy girl who likes the cold as much as I do.

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>tfw you will never have a big, meaty fox lay on top of you, smother you with her massive mounds, and wrap the two of you completely in her tails so that all you can feel is her plump body and silky tails
This is why I drink.

>> No.20235575

Just get a job as her butler and offer to teach her lessons about her body so she can be a proper woman.

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>not sitting in her lap instead

>> No.20235726

You can't turn your back on Yeti kids, one minute they'll be making snow angels, next they'll be hugging the Ice Queen mom next door because she thought she was cold

>> No.20235727

>being so distracted he doesn't notice his slacks descending

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Gotta be meaty, gotta be plush. Soft like pudding, warm like fresh bread. She hugs you to her chest as hard as she can, and lets off just enough to let you breathe.

>> No.20235742

I can't believe I never noticed that until now.

>> No.20235759

I don't know about being a butler, but I want to feel up a loli Wight's thighs and hips while I put my head up inside her loose-fitting dress, and kiss her cool back or almost flat breasts.

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>ywn hug and cuddle a meaty cow while drinking her warm milk.

>> No.20235810

As her butler you have an excuse to help bathe her and handle her underwear, and scold her for cumming too quickly all over your fingers or not knowing the proper way to ask a man for cunninglus as well as proper manners during the act.

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>> No.20235857

What kind of voice do you want an Ice queen to have?

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>> No.20235868

I would like to be squeezed for warmth by a big, soft cow like her personal hot water bottle.

>> No.20235879

That one Ice queen I've seen in WoW

>> No.20235894

Ended up tying the poll with my vote.
Why does this always happen?

Jessica Rabbit, but more stern.

>> No.20235902

Like a 70's era rock singer, maybe Joni Mitchell or Ann Wilson. Powerful and full of range but still beautiful and decidedly feminine.

That or just Miyuki Sawashiro doing her husky, moany sex-voice.

>> No.20235908

I you mean that mage lady that can turn into a frost Lich or whatever?
Only played hearthstone, Fuck actually playing the MMO

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>> No.20235917

delete this

>> No.20235924

Is WoW that bad?

>> No.20235929

I don't have the patience for MMOs so I cant personally say.
Setting seems fine, though I have heard that the lore is in shambles

>> No.20235930

It will ruin your life.
>lore is in shambles
There's that too.

>> No.20235935

I thought the lore was just two groups angry at each other with the occasional 3rd party fuckery?

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Your knowledge is apparently based off of what happened in the first RTS game in the 90's. You need to play Warcraft 3 man, amazing game, great story, some cute girls in it too.
No wait. They just remastered all the cut-scenes in W3 to look like absolute ass, nevermind.

>> No.20235948

that is the single most hippe centaur I have ever seen

>> No.20235951

>ywn walk in on your waifu furiously sniffing your hoodie.

>> No.20235955

So play the old games and avoid the MMO, got it
And the card game, whats going on there?

>> No.20235959

The lady lich from ICC?

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I wanna fuck that deer pussy.

>> No.20235961

>play the old games
>what's going on there?

>> No.20235962

Why is my meido sniffing herself?

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Just look at the lewd face this Elf is making. She ought to get a round of punitive rape.

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>> No.20235977

>And the card game, whats going on there?
It's decent as far as online card games go, but is a serious cash grab as its card games+Blizzard
voice lines get a a little grating though at times
I now have "YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!" engraved into my brain thanks to the kobolds.

>> No.20235980

The color makes it less endearing.

>He doesn't want to save a widow succubus and her daughter from the streets

>> No.20235986

It's not very fun. The game is structured to keep you playing for as long as possible, and make you feel obligated to keep logging in. There's very little to actually get engaged in outside of watching numbers go up, everyone ends up playing more or less the same couple characters before long.

It's also a pretty toxic community if you're not playing with people you know. Everyone expects everyone else to know everything and do everything at a ridiculous pace. It's all about efficiency and optimization, so people can get their fix faster. No time for fun. Cracking jokes or trying to roleplay just makes people's 80th run of the same dungeon take too long and they get pissy they didn't get their dose quick enough.

I enjoy a slow thread here more than dealing with that shit.

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>> No.20235993

I'd fuck her
or fuck an MGE lich/ice queen with that voice

>> No.20235998

I dont think an MGE lich would be that worshipful of me that she goes into zealous rage at my enemies

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>> No.20236003

Chances are she rolled around in your laundry right before she put it in to wash.
>master's hoodie is now part of the outfit.
You ain't getting that back any time soon.

>> No.20236012

That honestly sounds like monster hunter for cunts

>> No.20236019

She'd drop it and get to sniffing me instead.

>> No.20236020

I agree, that game turned into farmville and they even removed the RPG element from the game. It doesn't matter the stats from an item as long as the ilvl is higher than the piece that it's replacing

>> No.20236021

The thing is, my lack of self-esteem would have me feeling that way even if I married a vanilla species like an Elf or Succubus. So there really isn't any drawback for me to go for a more powerful or unique species.

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>> No.20236031

Okay people, lets try and keep this closer to the topic at hand
So, you you go monster hunting with your girl? seeing as MGE does have the demon beasts and stuff

>> No.20236046

I'd imagine there would be areas themed with an artificial environment that emphasize types of monsters.

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Don't be so hard on yourself.

>> No.20236060

Aslong as a gremlin and cyclops can forge me a charge blade im all for it
And then I'll have a saytros partner that uses a hunting horn

>> No.20236069

I would actually have a ranch of monstergirls that produced valuable goods.

>> No.20236076

She chastises me for using things like a bow and arrow. She says it much more natural to use our barehands to kill our prey. I tell her she also use to eat her meat raw before we got together and my nails aren't weapons.

>> No.20236078

She chastises me for using things like a bow and arrow. She says it much more natural to use our barehands to kill our prey. I tell her she also use to eat her meat raw before we got together and my nails aren't weapons.

>> No.20236090

of course. I could dream of nothing better than hunting with my waifu.

>> No.20236094

I'd probably just stick to regular game hunting. Even if I knew we wouldn't die, I'd still freak out if I saw my girl get hit by a demon or whatever. I'm too protective to put her in danger like that, and she wouldn't want me to go off on my own either, worrier that she is.

>> No.20236102

For sure, we would search and fight the strongest of beasts!

>> No.20236104
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How do I get to Wonderland?

>> No.20236119

Third alleyway on the left, just make sure to turn right and then go under the stairs.

>> No.20236123
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>Ushi-Oni fucking ADORES her husband.
>He's just so cute and clumsy. Always tripping over everything and winding up with all sorts of scrapes and bruises.
>They live in borderline Order territory, but no one who would have a problem with her dare approach their home out of fear.
>And then she finds out he's not actually that clumsy, he's hiding injuries he gets when he goes out for supplies.
>He's been downplaying how anti-monster the local towns are to her.

What does she do in this situation?

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>> No.20236145

Go out for supplies herself.

>> No.20236153

Obviously. But I mean what does she do to the people who hurt him?

>> No.20236155
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Violence. And not the sexual kind.

>> No.20236163

Weepy but loving first-aid and cuddle healing.

>> No.20236164

Threaten to kill probably. Going further could bring many problems.

>> No.20236165

As a lover or boyfriend, you can educate her too. And you also have an excuse to handle her underwear while she's wearing it

>> No.20236167

>Hurting the guy who has a flesh tank waifu
>With visible wounds
I have a hard time believing anyone would be that stupid.

>> No.20236184

Educate them on the properties of Ushi-oni blood.
That should fix the issue.
Maybe ask them to apologize. Or make them apologize and cower in fear, since they didn't like the peaceful mountain cow demon, they'll have the angry cow demon.

>> No.20236189

They're the angry village mob anon.
Thinking stops once you enter the mob stage.

>> No.20236190

Probably get a few dark matter friends to educate the local towns on their mistakes.

>> No.20236199

You've never met small town religious zealots, have you.

That plus the fact it's a medieval-like society means the stupid violent idiots are going to be even dumber than they would be in a more modern society.

>> No.20236213

How's he getting supplies multiple times if there's a violent mob that forms whenever he goes to town? It can't be anything more than a few dickheads. A few dickheads about to get doused with ushi blood. God help them if there are women that participate.

>> No.20236221

That’s a great tag line for the Order.
“I have a hard time believing anyone would be that stupid!”(tm)

>> No.20236235

I imagine women are pretty butthurt about what they probably view as species "traitors", but they probably dont do it themselves and get the men to do it.

>> No.20236238

I've never met small town religious zealots who lived around a room-sized spider with human intellect, no.

>> No.20236263

>How's he getting supplies multiple times.
By sneaking past mobs multiple times. It's easier to pass them than to pass individuals.
Of course, not everything goes well all the time. Such, injuries like the one mentioned before, can occur.
The lessons in stealth from the local Large Mice do help, though.

>> No.20236280

Would Maijin monsters like Kejourou, Dark mage and Slime Carrier be able to live and even get husbands without being found out?

>> No.20236282

You'll be there when the time is right

Imagine getting isekai'd to MGE wonderland

>> No.20236290

If Dhampirs can do it, they probably can too.

>> No.20236291

See, this makes the guy sound as dumb as the mob. It'd be way smarter to travel a bit a few times a year than do all that and presumably steal what he needs. He better be getting some heartwarming shit out of there.

>> No.20236295

The husband will know she's a monstergirl when he has sex with her though.

Then again the couple can keep it a secret to everyone.

>> No.20236297

Monsters are broken, even something as monstrous as a werewolf can blend in fine using polymorph with enough skill.

>> No.20236305

I like the idea of a virgin marrying a monster like a dhampir or kejourou and just thinking sex with human women is super awesome. Eventually, his wife would start doing monster things and even a retard would make sense of it, but until then?

>> No.20236308
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>The Order
>ever being smart

>> No.20236311

I bet they would hang out with the other wifes and change them just by using the passive DE they emmit.

>> No.20236313

But it would be fun to try to goad her into taking control of you only to be the dominant one when she can't do it.

>> No.20236314

Remember, this is the medieval era.
Perishables are a pain, other bandits on the road are a pain too.
Medieval times were a pain in general.

Plus, long travels are dangerous, and leaving the big spider alone would make her sad, presumably.

>> No.20236319

>Eventually, his wife would start doing monster things and even a retard would make sense of it, but until then?
He'll probably figure out that if she hasn't murdered and eaten him until then, she probably won't do so in the future either. That and being with the wife feelswholesomeman.

>> No.20236320

Yeah war between human nations probably exists still. Thats just another reason for why the extremists are right.

>> No.20236333

I mean, let's look at what the DL proposes. And what isn't ideal in her proposition with the exception of unconsensual corruption.

And then let's look at what the Order proposes, keeping our own countries' wars from the medieval period.

I'd personally take the DL's side, desu.I'm weak when tsunderes are involved

>> No.20236334

Yeah, that one obviously wouldn't end with him screaming and running away (she'd have him hooked after the first fuck anyway), I'm just thinking about the process of the guy realizing that maybe something's not quite right.

>> No.20236336
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Do you want your demon waifu to have a pinkish tongue, nips, and pussy, or do you prefer they be blue or purplish?

>> No.20236340

I Imagine a newly married man waking up to see his new wifes hair wrapped snuggly around his cock and just going back to bed.

>> No.20236343

>Shoggo pretending to be human.
>Everything becomes more slimy overtime.
>Eldrich horror feeling starting to manifest.
>Shoggo smiles.
>S I L L Y M A S T A H~
But yeah, the process would be a fine read, if someone could make a story out of it.

>> No.20236344

Blue or purple nips, pink insides. It's hellhounds that I want to have strangely-colored insides.

>> No.20236345

Pink Pussy and tongue with purple nips

>> No.20236347

I'm fine with either, as long as I can pull her tail.

>> No.20236348

Blue nips and tongue, pink pussy.

>> No.20236350

I liked that idea prompt of a Shoggoth who accidentally manifested 200 years too early and becomes the family maid awaiting the birth of her Master, and she can like exist across time and stuff.
My headcanon of Shogs makes them very very powerful on an extradimensional level though.

>> No.20236356

Would you rub and caress her tail until she cums?
It's a highly sensitive part of their body ya know.

>> No.20236362

I think that was discussed a few months ago, was a neat concept.
All the 'your ancestors say hi' stuff.
I don't remember if someone turned it into a single image though.

>> No.20236366

What color would a hellhound's insides be?

>> No.20236380

White, obviously.

>> No.20236396

I know man, that's why I want to draw circles with my index finger on it.

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>>20235986 Hits it on the head for gameplay issues. As far as the lore goes...

>Sylvanas, an undead Elf burns down a population center full of children, elderly, and civilians
>This is considered gray morality
>Her right hand man is literally an author's self-insert right down to his first fucking name being the author's with "-os" added to the end
>The undead faggot has plot armor a mile thick to the point he tanks a pissed off embodiment of the Moon Goddess and her furfaggot husband ( originally ), but now gets mortally wounded because the writer got called on his bullshit
>To balance out the 'gray morality', the Alliance flammenwurfers a bunch of fucking furries and this is supposed to be a bad thing

TL;DR: Elves ruin everything they touch. 100% of the time.

>> No.20236448

They should be some erotic shade of purple for sure. To make loli demon buttholes extra tempting.

>> No.20236460
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>Elves ruin everything they touch
Delete this.

>> No.20236469

Im so glad you brought this up. Didn't that guy get fired? That sick queen of trees burn though.

>> No.20236473
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Elves have their moments. The problem is that western writers always try to make them the ancient, self-destructive problem race that fucks up the world and Japanese only really use them for fap material. I think I know which one has brought me more joy overall.

>> No.20236486
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who would want a faggy space elf?
N-not me that's for sure.

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I don't know but it was pretty fucking aggravating that this dude was one of the leader writers of an already shit story making his waifu invulnerable. What's worse is Blizzard is going that she thinks the shit Garrosh pulled was 'child's play', so she's not dying any time soon.

The only time an Elf doesn't suck the joy out of everything is when they're presented as just long-lived, fallible wives.

>> No.20236500

Pink is tried and true but it's utterly lacking in exoticism.
It may take some time to get used to a Demon's purple pussy but once you're past that initial awkward stage you'll feel that any other color is wrong.

>Tongue a loli Demon's ass
>You're rewarded for your good work by the sight of her gaping purple butthole
It would be impossible not to stick it in.

>> No.20236509

Hah! Reproductive cells.

>> No.20236512
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Had a lewd commission of my waifu finish, I think it turned out rather great! Full image here: https://i.imgur.com/tPzqeMU.jpg

>> No.20236513

>Not assaulting all of your waifu's sexual weak points

Deep, glowing red and bright orange. Like magma or hellfire you can stick your dick into.

>> No.20236520
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Yep who would like dominant spelves.

>> No.20236523
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>Like hellfire you can stick your dick into

>> No.20236530

Fuck the war, I’m grabbing waifus!

>> No.20236533

Bullying flat elves is good.

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>> No.20236552

Stop, that's how you make a girl join the Sabbath at the tender age of 1000. That's also how you're turned into a lolicon.

>> No.20236559

The space elves from Macross are pretty cool. Some of them are even giantesses.

>> No.20236561

Fantasizing about hellfire vaginas is dangerous. You don't want to end up like that one Anon who can't cum unless she possesses a pussy that looks like a furnace.

>> No.20236565

Looks good with the green hair. You have fine taste.

>> No.20236576
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Go down the rabbit hole

>> No.20236579

Nothing wrong with that. Hell, with a little MAMONO MANA or magic, any girl can have a furnace pussy!
>ice queens (git gud)

The possibilities are endless!

>> No.20236586

>Using herself as bait
Weak attempt. She'd do far better with one of those operator Moon guns under the basket instead.

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>> No.20236613

I wish I was as dedicated to my waifu as that guy. Love how he made himself super OP too. That truly is the power of love and autism.

>> No.20236625
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But I want to tease them.

>> No.20236630

This is what happens when you let her pick that stupid Kung Fu fighting song at karaoke. She'll drunkenly fight with the local Oni to end the night.

>> No.20236639

>turned into
Good meme.

>> No.20236645

>that newest eldar model
They know what the fans want

>> No.20236657

I hope the "no way fag" meme never dies. It's always relevant.

>> No.20236660
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Another quick new commission

>> No.20236664

I cant wait for only her to be taken to pound town after they escape. Also the beep boop needs to survive so he can help create a way for hybrid babies.

Being dominant doesn't mean you cant tease her relentlessly.

>> No.20236717

An ass that could shatter the finest metals.

>> No.20236722
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Pink tongue and pussy, and blue lactating nipples.

>> No.20236743
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It probably started off small. But when nothing came from it they got bolder and bolder.

Imagine if the husband managed to calm his wife down and convinced her to let him go out one last time.

And then they get even bolder and seriously injure him.

The rage-fueled rampage would be legendary.

>> No.20236755

more coming

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>> No.20236758

Now that makes more sense.

>> No.20236765

Well you have to tease them back, you need to come back for all those "mon'keighs" you get.

>> No.20236771

Makes me wish Nav would draw more mommy-tier Demons.

>> No.20236777

>bent over loli Demon reaches back to spread her ass, and loops her tail under her and from between her legs so it's just the spade covering her pussy with the tip pointing at the anus

>> No.20236804
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RIP Stan Lee

>> No.20236806

/tg/ isn't welcome here.

>> No.20236814

Truly the darkest of days

Help yourself
Dick the elf

>> No.20236821

I really didn't need that

>> No.20236841

Ah fuck

>> No.20236858

No women will go unturned. The area around their house will become the first Tankcow demon realm with her as the ruler.

>> No.20236867

Life ain't always flowers.

>> No.20236878

Did his old ass have anything to do with the company other than showing up in cameos. Rip regardless.

>> No.20236889

his life was pretty shit in his last years.

>> No.20236891

Dude there was no conflict and the conversation had already died down
There was no reason to make this post

>> No.20236936

Uterus sex with my childhood friend living doll that still calls me "young master."

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>> No.20237012

I got fuck all to say
Need a drink, then I'll come back with ideas

>> No.20237020

I’ve a headache and am at work
Not exactly prime posting environment

>> No.20237041

I hope you continue being lewd.

>> No.20237046
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Can stiff Jiangshis pick themselves up or they need your help

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>> No.20237068

Stan Lee is

>> No.20237071

Now that’s what I call mofu

>> No.20237076

There is something shady going on there.

>> No.20237088

Never thought the rata doujin would just obviously copy like that what a scandal

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>> No.20237100

Holy fuck! quicksilver is back with a proper loli lewd story
Absolutely based

>> No.20237103

Fake news? Seems not!

>> No.20237108

Well yeah it was obvious. He also copied lots of faces from that tanabe manga about brown loli slut

>> No.20237111

>it's just the spade covering her pussy
This is unbelievably hot.
Imagine her giving you free full access to her ass but always covering her pussy with her spade tail because you haven't signed her crayon contract yet.

Living Dolls are in the top 5 most underated species. I'm starting to miss the days when Bloodborne was hot and its cute doll was frequently talked about.

>> No.20237112

Holy shit

>> No.20237123

Whole thing's copypasted, the hell?

>> No.20237125

It's a good thread for Ratas!

>> No.20237129
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Too bad.

>> No.20237133

>tfw took him almost 3 years
Better than never I guess.

>> No.20237145

What is the best way to embarrass monstergirl daughterus?

>> No.20237146

That's the plan.

>> No.20237154

Dab on them

>> No.20237163

That depends, did you mean the sing her favorite song really loud in the car kind, or the take her out in public on a clit leash with lewd humiliating things written all over her naked body kind?

>> No.20237169

What is your favorite Sabbath branch?

>> No.20237173

If she's a Succubus then you can talk about the days where she was still clueless about sex.

>> No.20237178

Not him, but Marune. Wanna help growing delicious food to give all mamano large memorable mammaries.

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>ywn embarrass your mg daughteru by bringing up that one time she brought home a boy, they went up to their room to "play" and she ran out crying because his penis "looked scary"

>> No.20237185

Bless you

>> No.20237188

Wait, who copied who now?

>> No.20237200

I'm definitely not gonna make any promises, but writing again felt nice and I'd like to keep doing it every so often.

None of them explicitly stands out to me as a favorite, but if I had to choose I'd say Ropu Sabbath or Grelia Sabbath. Runya Sabbath is ok too.

>> No.20237226

>implying KDF wouldn't start his own kinkmaster supreme sabbath

>> No.20237228

My brother.
I'd help those cute little imotous get their oneesans to sport big, bountiful breasts.

>> No.20237229

Ratatoskr guy copied the loli guy. Traced the whole thing, more or less.

>> No.20237234

>Gets dogpiled because he starts writing toddlercon diaper shit
>People are unironically happy to see him writing again
You people are unbelievable.

>> No.20237236
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Awaken to the attraction to puppies sabbath

>> No.20237238

Everyone deserves a second chance.

>> No.20237239
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I literally cannot get a stiffy to a demon at this point unless her vagina glows like iron ready to be struck for metallurgy.

>> No.20237241

Damn, that's sad.

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>> No.20237254

That was his second chance.

>> No.20237259

Yeah. Helping my little Marune Holst or Manticore plow the fields as she plants the seeds sounds great. Especially when i plow her field and plant my seeds at the end of the day.

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Wrote something short, once again a continuation of an older story of a Nureonago. Short, cute, lewd. Enjoy!


>> No.20237263

I think I'd need a Baphomet for that anon. I'm really not a fan of the whole proselytization thing either, I just want a happy, comfy life with my wife ad daughter.

>> No.20237268

The greatest feeling right there.

>> No.20237274

Truly a wonderful thread for writefags

>> No.20237279

>Still having a problem with KDF
The dude is an endearingly weird man of his kinks. At least he keeps his faggotry mostly contained.

>> No.20237285

This. past the one objectionable story and a few other minor fuckups, most of the autism he draws is due to other people dragging the bad things up out of nowhere.

>> No.20237290

Stupendous, Frost. And a nice little lewd too, nure sex is comfy sex.

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>> No.20237317

There is a god. Been waiting for your return and it was well worth it.
Been waiting for this too, did christmas come early?

>> No.20237348

All these stories being posted and im here distracted by OSRS and RDR2. Ok im motivated, im going to try and write up my short automaton story when I get home.

>> No.20237351

Say you wanted to try sex with a harem, but you had a really possessive waifu like a lamia who doesn't want to share and didn't want/ don't like bicorns
Would a doppelpotion work?
Or would the clones of your waifu + the original be jealous and argue&bicker?

>> No.20237360

>all these writer resurrections

Might be time to dust mine off too.

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>> No.20237364

Do it.

>> No.20237372

No they don't.

>> No.20237377
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From MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1650

Expect one article to be posted per day like before.



>Difficulty: 1 out of 3
>Mana Cost: 1 out of 3

>A spell that grants the target a magical effect. One of the most basic techniques for manipulating mana, which causes the target to exhibit magical effects by imbuing it with mana. All enhancement spells which infuse living things with magic to boost their physical abilities and what not are actually variants of enchant, but the name “enchant” itself mainly refers to imbuing items with magic.

>Imbuing a sword with a flame spell to add a flame attribute or imbuing armor with a hardening spell to make it more durable are examples of basic uses for it, and it's even possible to do things like making a magical sword capable of dispelling targets struck with it by imbuing a sword with “spellbreak (p.45)”, or making magical armor that automatically repairs itself even if destroyed by imbuing armor with a mending spell. Normally the mana imbued dissipates over time, and the magical effects wear off, but by performing “affixation processing”, which adds in a spell formula that allows effects to be maintained by automatically gathering mana from the surroundings to replenish it, it is possible to produce “magical items” that maintain their magical effects almost permanently. Unfortunately, if left as is, the item will then be in a state where the effects will constantly be active, but if it's not the type of item that always applies effects to the one who possesses it, then it's also possible to set conditions to trigger the effects, for example, “when the caster prays while holding the item in his hands”, etc.

>Simply imbuing an item with magic isn't difficult at all. Even novice casters can do it, but affixation processing and setting conditions is difficult for all but experienced casters. The larger the scale of the spell being sealed inside, the greater the difficulty increases, so in the case of magical items imbued with high level spells, they may break after only a few uses, or even just a single use. Therefore, magical items produced by inexperienced casters may be shoddy products that don't produce the correct magical effects, and can even be dangerous if they scatter the magical effects all around indiscriminately since they are not set with conditions.

>Additionally, spells that imbue non-living inorganic things with life such as “golems” are also more complex and higher level “enchant” spells. The easier it is to imagine the connection between the spell to be imbued and the item itself, the easier it is to imbue and affix a spell. In other words, it's easier to imbue swords with offensive spells, and set the trigger conditions to things like “cutting” and “swinging”, which are natural methods of using a sword. This is also the reason why golems, etc. are mostly made in the shape of humans or animals. What's more, even the same basic article can be made more easily enchantable by altering the overall design or adding clever little details. For instance, it's easy to enchant ordinary armor with protective spells, but difficult to enchant it with offensive spells; however, if the armor is adorned with spikes and has a design evocative of sharpness, then it will be easier to enchant it with offensive spells. For that reason, there are many items which are crafted with enchanting in mind beforehand. For example, they may be adorned with decorations that call to mind a given spell or be engraved with the words of a spell's incantation or magical patterns by craftsmen.


Continued on next post.

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>> No.20237385

It's a shameless rip off but I don't mind really. I'm just happy that Rata porn exists.

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>On the one hand, the item itself which is to be enchanted is important, but the image the caster has of the item, the caster's moral values, and the power of imagination are also crucial factors. For instance, from a monster's point of view, clothing, armor, etc. is meant to be worn to flaunt their own attractiveness and further inflame men's passions rather than as a means of protecting the body. Therefore, if the caster is a monster, it's possible to imbue spells such as “seduction(p.49)”, etc. with greater effects, and create powerfully enchanted items which attract the eyes of men and guide their gaze and consciousness to the breasts, *genitals, etc. Furthermore, all sorts of desires are connected to sexual desire, and various cultural practices are rooted in having sex with men, so if a monster gets her hands on them, all manner of things including weapons, golems, writing implements, and even tableware can be made into magical items with lewd effects.

>The renowned enchanters among the “march hares (Encyclopedia II – p.130)”, a race living in Wonderland who interpret everything in a lewd manner, are said to even be capable of picking up a random pebble from the roadside and imbuing it with a lewd effect like a divine treasure by going on and on about their wild delusions, or rather, adding imagination.

>“Master, can you enchant me with a spell to attracts a man's gaze?
>Currently, I have targeted a male human individual for essence extraction,
but essence extraction efficiency will increase if he's gazing at my bosom.
>Besides... If he gazes at me like that... aah...”
>~a golem who will so be joined with her partner in the future~


Translation note:

*下腹部kafukubu directly translates to “lower abdomen”, but it can also be a euphemism for the genitals.

>> No.20237393

Writefairies should be banned for the undesirables

>> No.20237402

Get ye gone Golem

>> No.20237414

I guess this kind of tempers my belief that races like March Hares are all just low int bimbos. In fact, they may have a robust mage community.
Also, I wonder if certain lewd enchanters would be puzzled by a human enchanter making armor more durable or protective in a funny scenario.
>”Eh? What are you doing? What use is that enchantment?!”
>”Protect against striking...?”
>”Yes, what good will that do? Here, let me show you how to properly enchant!”

>> No.20237437

How disgraceful.

>> No.20237441

Thank you motivation fairy. I'll do my best.

>> No.20237448

So if I was good enough, could I enchant and make 7-leagues boots? Or atleast boots that make me run faster and more athletic?

>> No.20237453

Yes, or you could just add a quick enchantment on your boots before traveling so it runs out when you reach your next destination. No need for wishing now.

>> No.20237458

Wait so shady (((merchants))) could sell you enchanted armor that attracts the likes of minotaurs, hellhounds, ushi-onis?

>> No.20237464

>defending traced shit

>> No.20237465

I want a ring or something enchanted with a temporary spell of pedomorphasis that makes the user a loli while it is worn and allows the wearer to revert to an adult when taken off.

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>> No.20237494

That's why you get your suits of armor from Miss Nomed.

>> No.20237504

You better carry a few identify scrolls or know the spell yourself.

>> No.20237530

Forget that, I'm going to make holst armor that attracts holsts, transforms women into holsts, and gives monster girls bigger, lactating breasts along with a cow pattering hair/fur

>> No.20237534

It's still November! Silly firedog!

>> No.20237543
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She'd probably train her daughter, but seriously fucking, no.
She has to pass on all her techniques to her daughter so she can get a man of her own after all.
At least that's how I think a monster parent would do things.

>> No.20237545

There's something cute about demonic monsters getting excited about Christmas.

>> No.20237552

I wonder if their is a christmaslike holiday where the demon lord tries to use her powers so every monster can have a 100% chance to get pregnant.

>> No.20237553

It must take her 10 minutes to get ready in the winter putting on pants and all that winter wear

>> No.20237562

What a coincidence, I just finished something as well.
Chapter 15, back to the main story.
Could this be the writing renaissance?

>> No.20237564

Probably, maybe a corruption of an order holiday that went from a staid and boring Christmas to one more like ours except lewder.

>> No.20237606

They excel at enchanting things with "fluffiness"

>> No.20237610

>like ours except lewder.
Of all the holidays, you had to pick Christmas.

>> No.20237632

What better christmas gift for monstergirls than a bun in the oven?

>> No.20237647

The renaissance already happened. Everything after is post modern shit and acceptance of niggers like Quicksilver.

>> No.20237650

Liches are only good for being milk tanks, prove me wrong

>> No.20237654

That can raise other undead to create more milk tanks and better research ways to improve said milk tanks

>> No.20237692

They can't moo, their milk tastes odd, and they might turn you into a :milk" tank if they get the chance.

>> No.20237705

>hanging Christmas lights from my demonfu’s horns as she giggles in her ugly Santa sweater
It’s too comfy lads

>> No.20237709

Cool beans Anon!

>> No.20237715

Does the sweater say something lewd or something cheezy?

>> No.20237718

>monster girl's with tails hang mistletoe's from the base of their tail right above their butts

>> No.20237733

Used to be but a lot of the adventure and mystery is gone thanks to every one expecting you to know exactly how to run each raid as fast as possible and lack of people running the same zone as you to level up etc.

Also, got fairly casualized. The sad part is, some of the changes they made are objectively improvements such as just queuing for dungeons but they took out some of the things that made the game so much fun back in the day like joining with 5 random bumfucks and not even having a proper tank for some random instance.

>> No.20237740

>Manticore with multiple mistletoe hanging from her tailspines.

>> No.20237742

>”Demon’s Greetings~”
Extra corny.
That’s the good stuff. And her claw/nails painted red and green.

>> No.20237751

I wonder gown Sandwormfag decorates his waifu for the holidays.

>> No.20237757
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Around elves, watch yourselves.

>> No.20237758

>Danuki kids triple dipping, saying that want presents for Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanza
>Wendi-loo-who meeting Tsuara ‘the grinch’ and teaching her the joys of the season
>totally /fa/ Whitehorn blushes when her boyfriend gives her a really chintzy fake Rudolph red nose
>Houris and Cupids and Apsara and Gandharva fasting for Erosadan, only having sex at sundown and nothing but water and light kisses during daylight hours

>> No.20237770

This is why my Waifu predominantly wears my clothes when she decides to actually put something on. It's like being bundled in me all day

>> No.20237772

>every girl gets excited for the Yule "log"

>> No.20237792
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Even if she's a princess, all mice deserve to be bound and gagged and used as dakis.

>> No.20237794

Why? It's not like they would try to breed with me.

>> No.20237797

Christmas trees decorated by dragons must look blindingly beautiful.

>> No.20237800

>”Hmph. I just used the old less valuable treasure...”
>tree’s splendor can be seen from low orbit

>> No.20237806

Would that Whitehorn be happy if I got her a terrible Christmas sweater to wear, as is tradition?

>> No.20237812

Somehow, someway, even if it was the tackiest thing ever, she’d make it work and look great on her.
And even if somehow it didn’t, shed be absolutely smitten and blush furiously at receiving a gift from you.

>> No.20237814

>"Huh, I guess she was right. A silver flocked tree does look good. We might need to do something to stop it from bowing under the weight of the (dwarf) star, though."

>> No.20237825

This makes me want to give a kiki a fruit cake to not eat. She'd probably take it to be polite, then make me a fruit cake to show me how it's supposed to be done. Neither would be eaten, but still proudly displayed by the respective party the next year.

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Elves are nympho knife-ears that love being "raped." Especially haughty high elves.

>> No.20237836

Damn Wood Elves, always stealing my kills when I go hunting in the woods.

Don't know how they do it with nothing but a wooden recurve bow.

>> No.20237840

>happy Wendi waddles into Tsurara's ice palace with Christmas lights and baubles on her coat
>puts a pair of reindeer earmuffs and brown scarf on Tsurara
>Wendi hums Santa Claus Is Comin To Town as she waddles back out, baubles clinking and clacking
>Tsurara's icy , deadpan stare could pierce Wendi faster than one of her icicles

>> No.20237841

I want to offer a selection of artisan cheeses to the Mouse Princess!

>> No.20237844

I want to see a kiki in her christmas maid uniform.

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>> No.20237859

>Jabberwock hangs up a gold ornament that's shaped like husband's penis right in plain view for everyone to see

>> No.20237864

>whitehorn and her husband are out for a Christmas Eve walk
>enjoying the views of the mountainside and each other's company
>suddenly they spot a bright, multi-coloured blob of light heading towards them
>once it gets closer they realize it's the little Wendi, dressed up as a Christmas tree
>she wishes them a Merry Christmas, and keeps on waddling through the snow back home, dreaming of presents and hot chocolate

>> No.20237872

The comfiest.

>> No.20237911

>succubus posting during No Nut November

Ahaha, the succubi are getting desperate! Back you fiends!

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>> No.20237932

I don't know why but I keep having story ideas involving magic or elementalism come into my head.

>> No.20237954

To all you daughteru dickers out there, would you have wedding ceremonies with your daughterus?

>> No.20237991

I want a dark mage imotou that's practicing enlarging 'assets'

>> No.20237994

You don't understand Anon I sat there yesterday writing down paragraphs of a dude attuning himself to the Earth and a Dorome and feeling his consciousness slip into the mud, dirt, sticks that made up the chamber.

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>> No.20238009

We would probably do something small, but having to explain something like that to my family seems like a really bad time.

>> No.20238026

Non-cow cow harem is best harem.
Imagine, cow-salamander!

>> No.20238033

But how will she swing a weapon properly with those big tits bouncing around?

>> No.20238041

She uses fist weapons!
That way she only has to worry about her strikes and not her massive chest!

>> No.20238043

I'd like to see a hand-sewn sexy Santa maid uniform, too.

>> No.20238047

Minotaurs and Holstaur beserkers don't seem to have any trouble, she just needs to train with one of them.

>> No.20238050
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tits can be a weapon

>> No.20238056


I just wanted something nice with Ratatoskrs and this happens.

>> No.20238074

Big busts for bashing!

>> No.20238079

No wonder the entire doujin basically never even acknowledges her tail despite it being her biggest charm point.

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Of course, they deserve to enjoy the ceremony just as their mom did!

>> No.20238119

How would one of these even work? Who would give away the brides? What about vows and stuff?

>> No.20238140

I want a dark mage imouto that's built for anal.

>> No.20238147

Just don't dick the daughteru

>> No.20238168

That's a big no can do anon.

>> No.20238173

And she can do that!
Gotta make more cushion for the pushing back there!

>> No.20238182

I personally don't want children but it's their escapist porn fantasy, they can do what they want in it. Even in world it's not like there are any genetic downsides to incest with a mamono like there is in real life.

>> No.20238186

All that's really matters to me and my girls is the vows, the rings (collars), and a wedding dress for my daughteru.

>> No.20238200

Fuck you guys, I want to lick a loli Demon's anus now.

>> No.20238210

>nine years old
>little girl parts

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>> No.20238221

Yes, and?

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>> No.20238234

Would you prefer 'cunny' anon?

>> No.20238237

>Unlike in the case of humans, monsters reach sexual maturity extremely early. It's a bit different depending on race, but even at the latest, they reach sexual maturity by 10 years old
Monsters don't mature like humans, 9 is pretty much a sexually mature monster girl.

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>> No.20238244

>you will never have your mino childhood friend do this to you, then get super embarrassed about it
I wouldn't be able to help teasing her about it afterwards

>> No.20238250

This but unironically. >>20238241

>> No.20238290

Actually spelling it out right there in the open is having a psychological effect on me.

And not the good kind like I want.

>> No.20238303

Kind of like when it fully dawned on me that jerking it to astolfo doujins made me a bisexual.

>> No.20238306
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You'll get over it.

>> No.20238323

Seduce a horde of bunnyips!

>> No.20238345
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That could end badly.

>> No.20238350

So what happens when two bunyips unknowingly strike the same man from opposite sides simultaneously?

>> No.20238362

They have a swearing contest,the one to come up with the most offensive insult gets the man

And no,virgin is forbidden to use

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>> No.20238390

I am a master of seduction.

>> No.20238409

James May introducing himself to a wild pack of bunyips

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>> No.20238427

>"Make eye contact"
>Anon was not heard from again for some time
>Months later he emerged from the wilderness naked, disheveled, with a blushing and very pregnant wife
>Doc said it's gonna be triplets

Nothing wrong with a nice, easy, and fast courtship

>> No.20238435

I need a new season of the Grand Tour.

>> No.20238443

>triplets in merely months
scary stuff from the snek pits

>> No.20238457

Bunyips are extremely efficient rapists; most of them can stay stillnwhile their snake pussy milks you dry. It's no surprise.

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>> No.20238488

That's unnecessary, dark mages would be all-natural bottom heavy loli sluts.

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>> No.20238500

I hope she cooks as well as she eats

>> No.20238505


I do a skid
Richard loses a kobold
And James picks up a fluffy hitchhiker

>> No.20238507

You don't understand, she's competing with troll lolis and a local sabbath branch.
You imotou NEEDS to get a leg up, even if it makes her look a little strange

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>> No.20238532

Fat dragons are for fondling!

>> No.20238533

Would she let her daughter train on her daddy?
Or would she bring in some other guy, maybe a potential partner, for her to train on?

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>> No.20238536

Someone please draw a picture that includes a field of less-conscious-than-usual weresheep, a beat up STJ, and a man that really shouldn't be happy about the mess he caused, but is.

>> No.20238539

feather or fur pubes?

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>> No.20238557

The morning after, with your Griffin Village Guardian!

>> No.20238568

>Griffin Village Guardian!
That sounds like a stunningly safe place to live.

>> No.20238574
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>> No.20238588

That outfit makes my peepee hard.

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>> No.20238593

I want a pai loli griffon.

>> No.20238596

Completely hairless, tastes like eggs benedict.

>> No.20238597

That actually makes sense.
Cats would love snuggling in plentiful mofu

>> No.20238620

would dragons love cooker husbandos?

>> No.20238622

Definitely. Aside from being a literal Knight in shining armour, it's the best way to score a Dragon waifu.

>> No.20238624

A little known fact is that dragons are gluttons.

>> No.20238629
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It's too damn cold right now. Someone send lots of mofu so I can warm up.

>> No.20238634

>cook anon travels all the way up a mountain with 2 baskets full of fresh foods.
>his dragon gf has set up a makeshift table for them to enjoy their lunch together.
I need it.

>> No.20238635

Big girls need alot of calories to pillage villages for treasure

>> No.20238639

Little known fact, winter fox tribes have been known to snuggle up on colder nights when they hunker down to stay warm.
its far more comfortable if they have a man with them.

>> No.20238644

Yes, the ones that actually do terrorizing do.
The ones who lay about and get tribute? Not so much

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Nyet, more ice

>> No.20238663

I've never wanted anything more in life than to be that man.

>> No.20238666

What activities do wocks do before getting a husbando? to stay in shape i mean

>> No.20238668

The scary part is after the initial assault, you have to deal with them profusely apologizing as they slowly grind on you milking you relentlessly.

>> No.20238676

Read lewd books, chat with cheshires, snack while they watch lewd acts.

A wock without a husband gets pretty meaty.
No dragon will admit to being out of shape

>> No.20238682

Zombie dragons

>> No.20238686

I want to sneak up behind a Alice and grab her little butt with both hands!

>> No.20238687

Just be careful, a man in a winter mofu-ball can find himself exhausted and at the mercy of winter fox tribes.

Silly Anon, zombie dragons are dragon shaped! that's all that matters for them.

>> No.20238698

I wonder if small villages ever have big seasonal feasts. I wonder how comfy those would be. Seeing all the men and their wives monster or not getting along and enjoy each other company would be great.

>> No.20238707

zombie dragons are fun shaped

>> No.20238714

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to keep your familiar imotou festive but still well dressed.
All red ribbon may be nice for christmas but going out in the snow? Not so much

>> No.20238721

So it's a snake pit, but fluffier. Wait. What if fill a snake pit with bunyips?

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>> No.20238729

If you stumble in to that you'll first hear a bunch of stutters and muffled hellos, that's your chance to get out of the pit. After that you'll hear deathly silence and heavy breathing, at this point you should be afraid.

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>> No.20238746

These are very, very fun shapes.

>> No.20238747

How old is your waifu?
How old is she in relation to your age?

>> No.20238749

A cheshire has gotten up in your face with her patented get-a-load-of-this-guy-cam and is broadcasting you to the entire country. What did you do?

>> No.20238753

It's a nervous reflex

>> No.20238758

>exhausted and at the mercy of winter fox tribes.
Good. That's exactly what I want.

>> No.20238759

At that point i would be too scareoused to move,how screwed i am?

>> No.20238762

Nuts for monster butts

>> No.20238763

Make her get a load from my dick.

>> No.20238765

I don't really think much about her specific age, but she'd be a little less than a year younger than me and I'm 25.

There's also my daughteru, who'd stop aging around age 8 though I don't know at what age my waifu and I would have her at.

>> No.20238766

A few years older, so ~30 I guess.

>> No.20238769

She's 27, about to turn 28 to my 23. I've preferred older partners since I was a teenager and have not been convinced otherwise. We're close enough to understand each other pretty well but still far apart enough in age to teach each other new things.

>> No.20238773

Well, no doubt you're about to be screwed

>> No.20238778

Probably right around 21 that's just a couple years below me

>> No.20238785

So if a woman came onto you very suddenly your first instinct would be to crank one out in front of her?

>> No.20238791

Mid thousands.
Uh, a few years older than me...

>> No.20238793

He who strikes first, wins.
Fortune favors the bold.

>> No.20238795

>mid thousands
Oh, but who's counting, am I right?

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She's ageless. Appearance-wise, she hovers right around late 20s so looks a bit younger than I do.

>> No.20238803

>Fox shakes her tails and a dozen cats fall out

>> No.20238809

>giant mofu ball 15 feet in diameter
>it's all the foxes in the small village huddled together for warmth
>at the very center is their beloved communal husband in absolute comfort
I'd also like like to play vidya with a bunch of foxes while surrounded by a dome of mofu

>> No.20238812

>They're Latenight marshmallow cats
>This is treated as a gift from the gods, and your wife is revered for generations

>> No.20238813

I dunno, I don't think you'd get much done jacking it nervously. Even if you could maintain a fear-boner wouldn't your hands be all clammy and sweaty? Seems counter-productive. Bold, sure, but ineffective.

Might work on a shog if you're in her living room or something, I suppose.

>> No.20238815

I'm glad I have a natural resistance to the cold and therefore don't need to rely on a monster girl to keep warm.

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Just get a high level fox who can take you to a pocket mofu dimension.

>> No.20238820

I just enjoy heat gradients.
I'd rather lay in front of a space heater in a cold room than set the temperature reasonably.

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That's what they all say.

>> No.20238824

It'd work really well on a number of Wonderland sluts, though. Jubjubs? Humpty eggs? Just mentioning dick is enough. Jabberwock? You are now in a public masturbation contest. Alice? She asks you to play that game you're playing. Babout the only girl around it maybe might not be effective on is the cheshire herself.

>> No.20238828

I might pretend to be cold if I found an exceptionally cute girl.

>> No.20238830

Ah, another hot-blooded man's man. Do you ever get that thing where starting to warm up makes you feel chilly for a short while? Like you feel fine out in the wind but as soon as you get wrapped in mofu you start to realize how cold you were, and the heat was mostly on the surface?

>> No.20238839

>Cheshire laughs at your dick uncontrollably
>you shamefully put it away
>"Why'd you stop? It's so refreshing to see a man who knows what he wants."

>> No.20238845

Well I'm a naturally nervous person so who's to say I wouldn't already be jacking off?