MISSING: Miku Hatsune

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

(reuters)The entertainment industry has been shocked and appalled by the disappearance of one of their most promising young singers, a Miku Hatsune hailing from _________ Prefecture, Japan. On Jan. 30, 2009, at approximately 2:00 PM EDT, Miku Hatsune was reported as missing by her manager, who had arranged for a meeting four hours earlier. At her absence, he grew suspicious and called her household, finding that she was not at home either. Her mobile number was unresponsive as well, culminating in an investigation by local authorities.
Miku Hatsune was last seen in a recording studio north of _________ City, only a few miles from her house. Police have closed the studio for investigation and witness testimony.
One figure of interest is a visitor from a record company that rivaled Miku Hatsune's, a singular Luka Megurine. It is reported that she was the last to have seen Miku Hatsune since her disappearance was reported.

[Anonymous No.]

what

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

It's over. Miku is finished.

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

Oh, hi guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>2013197
How'd you type that with a mouse?

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

Don't worry, I have her on my couch.

[Anonymous No.]

There can only be one.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2013180


The discussion other /jp/'ers were having about Luka Megurine, plus a certain picture at >>2011166, inspired this particular piece of writefaggotry.

or, just wat.

>>2013197

oh there you are.

MIKU THEY WERE VERY WORRIED ABOUT YOU. THE BIG SCARY LADY FRIGHTENED ALL THE ANONS.

[Anonymous No.]

Miku who?

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

>>2013202
Wireless

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>2013202

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

>>2013213
That's silly, I don't need such a thing.

[Remilia Scarlet !!0l42/w//XuF No.]

>>2013214
Miku types with her ass?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>2013223

She can booty-clap out the works of Shakespeare with DAT ASS.