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20126631 No.20126631 [Reply] [Original]

You gonna get slashed.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Content Aggregator: Anubis.moe

Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

>> No.20126666

>>20126595
I really want a griffon bodyguard/wife.

>> No.20134043
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>> No.20134323

Do not fug the drug.

>> No.20134403
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When I read MGEish fiction, it bothers me a lot if I have no idea what the gender ratio is supposed to be in it - is it 1:1.2 or 1:2 or 1:10. Societies with different ratios would work out very differently. It makes the reading effort nervous if something like that is unclear.

I think the ideal ratio would be between 1:1.5 and 1:3 (not counting scarabs and other horde monsters). Any less than that, and there's not enough waifu in the world; any more, and you are a circus animal and cannot really "participate" in society.

>> No.20134660

I want to try my hand at writing some more; but I don’t know what to write about.
But beware I really suck at writing and can’t do smut to save my life. So don’t think I’m gonna give you guys a NYT Bestseller.

>> No.20135349

>Watching Webm of Centorea getting railed
>She's braced against the wall, blushing cutely with her giant tits swinging
>The frame cuts off at her hip
>realise the guy railing her is like two to three metres behind, looking at a giant horse ass
>Doesn't even get to enjoy all the soft and cute lady bits, the girl part of the horse-girl
hosepussy truly is the shittest

>> No.20135665
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>>20134660
Try something simple. Do a short one, maybe two or three pages, about a date you'd want to go on or a day in the life with your girl. There doesn't even necessarily have to be any dialogue. You could even greentext the basic outline if it helps you organize it in your head. If you're not sure, try for something grounded in reality enough that you won't get stuck trying to keep your fantasy consistent and worrying about the little creative details.

If you want to get a grasp on the flow and rhythm of writing, try to read someone else's story with a more critical eye. Watch for how they vary the length of their sentences and choose their words, or how they structure the progression from description to action within a paragraph. There's a science to the way written words flow, and the techniques you can use to make them more pleasant and easy to read.

The basic short story plot is generally 'monster girl and human boy do stuff together'. When I need to come up with an MG for that kind of story I generate a sort of 'character sheet' for them in my head. The other characters and/or human boy usually come after.

>species
>appearance
>name
>3 major personality traits
>primary interest, secondary interest
>relationship with main character/love interest/human boy/other characters
>unique traits

You'll find that if you start writing around what you set on the character sheet, your brain will start to automatically fill in the gaps in between.

>> No.20135668

I was away without internet for nearly a month. Did I miss anything interesting?

>> No.20136213
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20136213

Wintertide is upon us, post survival strategies.

>> No.20136220
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>>20136213
Extra fur.

>> No.20136302
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20136302

With Halloween approaching, will you be disconnecting your doorbells and turning the lights off to avoid intrusions from suspicious lolis and such?

>> No.20136310

>>20136302
Halloween with monster girls must be quite the fun time.
Buying all the meats for canine species would drain my bank account but it'd be worth it to see cute wolf pups happily devour their treat.

>> No.20136324

>>20136310
Would you have different treats for every type of monster?

>> No.20136342

>>20134660
We don't have many (if any) NYT bestsellers and not every story needs smut. If your mechanics are fine, reading a lot of stuff like what you'd like to write and carrying the same feeling is the next place to go, like the other guy said. From there, it's mostly just a scenario and characters; you don't even need anything fancy for an enjoyable short story. I just mentally run through my scene of choice until I'm sick of it, then write myself a short outline to not follow and head off to the races.

>> No.20136344

>>20136324
It's only proper. Or you could just get one treat to attract all the lolis of particular species.
>Buy a ton of honey candies
>Your house gets swarmed by bear cubs and small bees

>> No.20136433

>>20136302
Don''t for get all the "17 year olds"

>> No.20136449

>>20136302
Monster girls can sense a man's spirit energy. There's no hiding from the Sabbath on Halloween. You're only defense is to marry a girl that isn't a loli beforehand.

>> No.20136450

>>20136433
Imagine opening your door thinking you'll face an adorable werekitten asking for milk candies and instead being faced by a much bigger and older mating season tiger in a nun costume asking for an entirely different milk candy.

>> No.20136454

>>20136449
I'll put up crosses around the house. That'll show them!

>> No.20136458

>>20136454
Sounds like a surefire way to land a loli angel

>> No.20136466

>>20136458
Dagnabbit now she's starting at me when I'm trying to jerk off.

>> No.20136471

>>20136450
....she wants a Mars bar?

>> No.20136476

>>20136466
If a loli Angel wearing nothing but a skimpy dress pouts at you whenever you commit a sin then you best bet is to guilt her into committing a sin too.

>> No.20136479

>>20136476
>Anon did a bad thing again...
>It's all your fault for tempting me
>M-masaka!

>> No.20136496

>>20136471
Giving her a phalic shape treat filled with milky goodness will only drive her wild.

>>20136479
Are angels gullible enough that you could convince one to have anal sex with you because technically it doesn't count?

>> No.20136511

>>20136496
Angels seem to have a tendency to fall.

>> No.20136525
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20136525

Imagine being coiled up like this by a lamia.
This is why lamias make some of the best wives.

>> No.20136527

>>20136525
Something is being said but I cannot comprehend mid-kingdom Egyptian hieroglyphics.

>> No.20136544

>>20136527
Grep snek:
>"Aah! Your body is so hot! This is true... mmm."
Guy:
>"I.. Now.. Gasp.. Seems.. Mmm"

That's what Google Translate gives me anyways, seems pretty accurate.

>> No.20136546

>>20136544
They're slowly turning retarded.

>> No.20136549

>>20136511
How do anons who want an angel wife prevent her from falling? Never lewd her in any form other that the most pure and vanilla of sex I assume.

>> No.20136553

>>20135668
Wiki is kill
New Beast roulette
Goblin slayer became overhyped

>> No.20136554

>>20136549
Get married to her and only have sex in the missionary position.

>> No.20136558

>>20136546
I wish I had that image to post.

>> No.20136561

>>20136553
Overhyped?

>> No.20136562

>>20136549
Bring in a bicorn and alp to help along with some heart-shaped fruits.

>> No.20136566

I want to fill a Kikimora's butt full of alcohol.

>> No.20136569

>>20136561
It's not bad, far from it personally. but it's not special either.
But in this hypersensitive world, any break of the norm gets put through the wringer. so it became the "topic of the month"

>> No.20136573

>>20136546
Well in either case, I just like seeing more art of lamias coiling up around their hubbies. It's surprising hard to find pics where they're entirely entangled with the other person.

>> No.20136606

>>20136566
Wouldn't that get her even more drunk that if she drank it?
I am afraid of what a tipsy Kikimora can do.

>> No.20136630
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20136630

Would knight guy and dragon night work better as a TV show or a movie?

>> No.20136646

>>20136630
Movie
Just don't let Bay or Sharmylan direct it

>> No.20136657
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>>20136569
First mistake was putting any credence in what Tumblr, Twitter, shit websites like Kotaku have to say about ANYTHING. You go into Goblin Slayer for the Batman tier autism and catharsis but stay for the cute girls.

>> No.20136658

>>20136630
>>20136646
Every good movie needs a good villain.
I propose a mayadere Dark Mage who wants to add the Kingdom's Jewel to her hoard.

>> No.20136665

>>20136630
How would they meet?
I like the idea of him coming to retrieve some gold and she nerds out about knights
>>20136646
How would a M.night sharmylan movie go?

>> No.20136676

>>20136566
I want to fill a kiki's butt with frosting.

>> No.20136703

>>20136665
The Lescaite invasion as an m.night movie would probably have a plot twist where Elt gathers all the girls in a room to protect them from the invasion
Only for the girls to have long since been corrupted

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>>20135668
A new batch of translations from World Guide 3 just came out. http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewforum.php?f=39

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/qVwEpjsc

>> No.20136816

>>20136213
Place sheets of aluminum foil on your floor near entrances and around your fridge, the crinkling sound will scare any curious Wendigos looking for a midnight snack or Yeti Claus

>> No.20136852

>>20136745
>Try to measure a lilim's level through that
>End up cumming instantly because she is too powerful

>> No.20136869

>>20136745
>pregnant Ropu-Sabbath lolis

>> No.20136882

>>20136869
A whole bunch of soon to be pack mothers.

>> No.20136916

>>20136630
8 episodes on Netflix.

>> No.20136937

>>20136816
I want to introduce primitive creatures like Wendis and Wurms to bubble wrap.

>> No.20136944

>>20136916
>Netflix
They'd hire a Wurm to play the Dragon's role.

>> No.20136948
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20136948

A wild fox appears

>> No.20136952

>>20136944
But they'd have Vincent D’Onofrio as the villain and he'd steal every scene he was in.

>> No.20136968

>>20136948
Foxes are supposed to use their class and charm to tempt men, not be freaky perverts who rape the first boy they meet.

>> No.20137012

When the desire for mallow-based waifus prevails, I must insist upon Barometz. There are times when I am dreadfully busy, and find the need to expedite the need for sex-based skinship to keep up with my younger thespian fellows. Barometz are ideal for this, since you can fuck them while barely needing to move yourself, even if you don't have the luxury of not bouncing back. You shall find them delightful, or some such nonsense like that, after all I have just been handed a card stating this to be the case.

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20137021

Short homely country MGs when?

>> No.20137042

>>20137021
Don't post that ugly shit here.

>> No.20137061
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>>20137042
>Hating Gobboz

What the fuck my dude?

>> No.20137156

>>20137021
>tumblr freckles and nig lips
I'll pass thanks

>> No.20137174
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20137174

Real talk anon, would you get fooled by some Sabbath scheme?

I mean they're demons, really old demons. Plans within plans.

>> No.20137178

>>20137174
I don't smoke or build Gundams so I'm safe, right? Only music I listen to is psychedelic shit.

>> No.20137191

>>20137021
She's a cute cartoony western style. I like it. But then ginger shortstack gobs are one of my many weaknesses.

>> No.20137201
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>>20137178
I feel like this is more of a trap to get this webm posted instead of a unique opportunity.

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>>20137174
I wouldn't get fooled. I'd walk into them on purpose! I want to get rape-vanned by a pack of perverted little rats who are desperate to find a mate for their pack!

>> No.20137209

>>20137201
I'm not worried, these nice tall ladies offered to protect me from Sabbath. They have milk and cookies too.

>> No.20137226

What sort of daughteru would stir the desire to protect the most in you?

>> No.20137231

>>20137174
Swap the smokes for booze and the videogames for scifi books and I'd stand no chance.

>> No.20137233
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>>20137226
Something like this.

>> No.20137241

>>20137174
One of their pamphlet alone would be enough to make me a lifelong member.
Hell, they could just set up a puppy cafe and pay to join.

>> No.20137242

>>20137209
But they will spoil you too much, specially if you lie down on their laps and use the lovely tall lady thighs as a cushion. Will get spoiled rotten faster than the cute Sabbath scouts.

>> No.20137245

>>20137242
I'm sure I can resist it Anon.

>> No.20137331

>no girl this month yet
I would have thought opening a patreon would have had KC more on the ball for a few months.

>> No.20137370
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Reminder that best MG has best game.

Another job well done.

>> No.20137371

>>20137331
He could still bring one out this weekend. Hope springs eternal.

>> No.20137376

>>20137370
The "happy ear wag" is one of the best features of having expressive ears.

>> No.20137380

>>20137371
Since Halloween is relevant now would it be some kind of horrifying monster? Maybe a Banshee or a Draugir?

>> No.20137389

I'm going to find an Elf and mating press her into a crater!

>> No.20137394 [SPOILER] 
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>>20137380
You think too small. Prepare to get spooked.

Or curveball Wonderland Centaur for maximum points.

>> No.20137416

>>20135349
Horsepussy is made for face sitting.

>> No.20137429

>>20135665
https://imgur.com/JaazAhG

>> No.20137441

>>20136302
That’s why you just leave a bowl outside and wait until morning to collect it. In the meantime, you wait with the doors locked and the windows closed.

>> No.20137475
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>>20135349

>> No.20137482

Serve the undead empire

>> No.20137486

>>20136302
I've got a waifu, I'd be more concerned about other married couples who are also degenerates. Like, knowing a loli Kobold in a rubber gimp suit might come to your door is the real scary part.

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>>20136525
I prefer my coiling like this.

>> No.20137498
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>>20135668
JoJo Part 5 is airing

>> No.20137523

>>20137482
The only undead I'd serve is a haughty one of short stature with magical power beyond my understanding.

>> No.20137525

>>20137498
I wanna Freak a Cupid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwL-FzFDKQ

>> No.20137529

>>20136703
You’re missing the biggest TWIST of all:
Being a monster, besides the physical form, doesn’t really change them all that much except for increasing the libido and pleasure obtained from sex

>> No.20137553

>>20136937
It would end up like that comic of the girl in the bunny hood and the toaster

>> No.20137565

>>20137203
Those girls need to start using lotion.

>> No.20137580

>>20137241
Puppies are overrated and messy. Give me a full grown dog, even old girls are good girls.

>> No.20137587
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>> No.20137611

>>20137580
>He'd rather an old bitch than a heartwarming pup
The only thing more pitiful than an old monster girl's barren womb is the fool who lusts after it.

>> No.20137623

>>20137525
>>20137498
>The tea scene but it’s a tsundere succubus with her shlick fluids

>> No.20137632

>>20137611
Nothing more than a matter of personal taste.

>> No.20137640

>>20137523
Vampire lolidom is pretty good. Especially if she is a powerful lolibaba

>> No.20137651

>>20137640
I'd love to get into big trouble, have her save then have her punish me.

>> No.20137657
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I hate blind dates.

>> No.20137666

>>20137657
You mean wedding ceremonies?

>> No.20137677
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>> No.20137678

>>20137632
Too bad for you then.
I can understand the appeal of older kitsune after seeing so many great example, but I've yet to see an attractive older kobold.

>>20137657
>>20137666
Might as well call it gacha wedding.
Good luck to the guy who ends up with the SSR freaky royalty arch-demon.

>> No.20137695

>>20137678
To clarify, I don’t like specifically old wolfus, i just want them well past the loli/puppy stage. Too much energy and too much mess.

>> No.20137700

>>20137651
You are the empress's spymaster after all. Spying and counter espionage can be pretty dangerous.

>> No.20137705

>>20137677
>”Hey hubby, dinner will be ready in 10 minutes!”

>> No.20137711

>>20137241
>enthusiastic little wans dressed as maids and waitresses
I NEED

>> No.20137722
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>tfw no snek wife and daughter

>> No.20137740

>>20137695
I tend to dislike genki monster girls for the same reason, but the obedience of canines makes it so that no matter how many time an energetic pup would bother you to breed or play you'd always have the ability to order her to calm down and just enjoy resting together instead.

>>20137695
Snake okayodon is the universe's finest delicacy.

>> No.20137746

>>20137722
O Y A K O D O N

>> No.20137750

>>20137740
Second part meant for >>20137722

>>20137746
Another connoisseur I see.

>> No.20137759
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im actually cat girl here’s selfie rn

>> No.20137765

Zell23 updated his game.

>> No.20137766

How do you make a lich heart pupil without breaking her phylactery?

>> No.20137769

>>20137759
>cat girl

>> No.20137770

>>20137587
>tfw most monster girls sound like retards on the internet because they can't type without hitting 7 keys at once
I bet it'd be very frustrating for some of the more intelligent monster girls too.

>> No.20137776

>>20136302
Would lolis break in if they sense i crave them but don't care for halloween?

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>>20137769
>he doesn't know

>> No.20137787

>>20137766
>Please experiment on me!

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https://exhentai.org/g/1304982/ca844d05e6/

>> No.20137832

>>20137766
That's >>20137787 a good start but you need to make a much bigger impact
Grab her largest and most ominous looking grimoire, slam it down in front of her and proclaim loudly how you want her to try every magic contained within that book on you.
You'll suffer through a few lifetimes of lewd experiments but at least you got to see her heart pupils.

>> No.20137837
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>> No.20137864
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>Do you want me to satisfy you with my...answers?

>> No.20137868
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20137868

Wife makes an adorable witch

>> No.20137881

>>20137814
>dat ending
Kinda makes me angry. Not because it was sad but because it was so avoidable.

>Come with me!
>lol no

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>>20137868
Based

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>> No.20137893

>>20137766
Assertively smash her for hours, until she still has a normally stoic voice and expression but a full-face blush and heart pupils.

>> No.20137904

>>20137766
Tell her that I might make her warm on the outside, but she makes me warm on the inside.

>> No.20137932

>>20137904
Don’t you have that backwards?

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20137953

This is your dragon for today.

>> No.20137965
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>>20137932
Maybe.

>> No.20137974
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I sprained my main hand and currently can barely type and can't draw.
Mamonobama please help.

>> No.20137976

furious puppy breeding!

>> No.20137989

>>20137976
What sort of puppies and what positions anon?

>> No.20138017

Which artist should I commission next?

>> No.20138027
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20138027

What would happen if you slip garlic on a sleeping vampire coffin and close it?

>> No.20138041

>>20138017
That depends entirely on what you'd be commissioning anon.

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>>20137974
How does Grelia like her coffee?

>> No.20138073

>>20138041
A monstergirl being vaginally or anally penetrated by her husband's penis

>> No.20138079

>>20138050
Little girls shouldn't drink coffee, they can only have milk, juice or soda!

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>>20138073

>> No.20138082

If vampires usually sex with a man once hes a incubi wouldn't this mean a lot of them would be pure virgins?
Can she stay haughty during her first time?

>> No.20138097

>>20138073
A lot of artists who could do that well, which race you thinking of?

>> No.20138099

>>20137989
Not him but I would every ravioli, in the missionary and mating press positions

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>>20138082
Usually you're boning the monster in question a lot BEFORE becoming an incubus. You know, because becoming an incubus takes plenty of time/fucking.
Usually.

>> No.20138103

>>20138079
How does Grelia like her soda then?

>> No.20138104

>>20137770
>Lich makes a argument why human hands are superior to paws/claws/whatever
>All the arguments against her are barley understandable
>Smug Lich.png

>> No.20138107

>>20138097
That's a secret.

>> No.20138108
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Banana!

>> No.20138112
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20138112

i want a echidna redraw with wide hips and plump breasts!

>> No.20138113

>>20137976
Little puppies are for gentle lotus sex or missionary sex only.

>> No.20138116
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>>20138102
>it's another "brainlet doesn't read the source material" episode

>> No.20138119
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>>20138112
>Are you really fine with an old snake like me?

>> No.20138120

>>20138103
I don't know, but I like my soda like I like my monstergirls! Completely flat and six years old!

>> No.20138124

>>20138116
I don't see how anything there contradicts what I said.

>> No.20138130

>>20138119
I wouldnt let her move a inch while i fill her womb like a dam

>> No.20138133
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>>20138124
Vampires turn men into incubi through bloodsucking, not sex you double mongloid.

>> No.20138135

>>20138120
yikes.

>> No.20138136

>>20138124
No direct contradiction but the material in the profile makes your post a completely useless and retarded reply.

>> No.20138138

>>20138133
>Usually
I even posted an example of an exception you dumb fuck.

>> No.20138147
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>>20138138
And vampires are an exception too dumbass.

>> No.20138150

>>20138138
Then your post is completely irrelevant to the dude's vampire thing and a pointless waste of an image you brainlet

>> No.20138153

>>20138050
>>20138079
Imagine how happy Grelia would be to have a fresh glass of her favorite healthy fruit juice after a long day in the operation room.

>>20138082
>500 year old Vampire remained pure the whole time
>Even after finding a suitable mate she waited months for him to incubize
Her cherry popping will be a safety hazard and an event to remember for decades to come.

>> No.20138155
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>> No.20138164

>>20138155
That's something a cat would say.

>> No.20138168

>>20138050
I want to tickle Grelia's princess parts!

>> No.20138173
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20138173

>>20138164

yes, hello, this is cat

>>20138168
i don't see those parts in the ikea manual

>> No.20138179

>>20138173
>i don't see those parts in the ikea manual
That's because Grelia wasn't born at ikea dumbass.

>> No.20138182
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20138182

https://i.imgur.com/DNGCKM4.gifv

>> No.20138193

>>20138182
3dpd aside, I can at least appreciate the outfit.

>> No.20138200

If you spook a Baphomet hard enough will her pupils go all square?

>> No.20138217

>>20138073
There's a new drawfag in town if you want to save some bucks.

>> No.20138221

>>20138217
I'll pay him money

>> No.20138247
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20138247

Join the Demon Cult, we have cookies.

>> No.20138261
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20138261

>>20138200

>> No.20138276

>>20137886
she might have cast a spell on me because i feel the need to breed

>> No.20138280

>>20138247
The only heretical cookies I'll accept are the ones that come with a contract.

>> No.20138283

>>20138179
>tfw no Swedish Automaton to make you crepes with lingonberry jam and meatballs

>> No.20138287

>>20138182
A decent attempt was made.

>> No.20138289

>>20138280
>Demon Cookies
>”A contract baked into every bite!”

>> No.20138301

>>20138247
What do demon cults even do in MGE?

>> No.20138307

>>20138301
They’re like tea parties or book clubs but more <<DEMONIC>>

>> No.20138318

>>20138289
>By the time you finish a box you're already married to 3 dozen Demons
>All soulbound to you by a demonic contract that lasts even in the afterlife
They better taste damn good if that's the case.

>> No.20138351

>>20137989
Lotus so she can bounce in my lap while wagging her tail.

>> No.20138365

>>20138113
This anon gets it.

>> No.20138465

>>20138247
Keep up the good work my fellow cultist

>>20138301
Making evil plans
Worshipping the Demon Lord
Converting people
Subverting order city governments
Intelligence gathering
Helping the poor
Helping the community in general
Have cool parties
Baking cookies

>> No.20138470

>>20138465
>"Pampering hubby" isn't on the list

>> No.20138485

>>20138470
Well that list involves both the human cultists and the monster cultists

>> No.20138537

>>20138465
>Worshipping the Demon Lord
My first thought was Demons thanking the DL for blessing them with such wonderful bodies by having plenty of sex in her name.
Would you be offended if your Demon wife used your dick to worship the DL?

>> No.20138548

>>20138537
>Would you be offended if your Demon wife used your dick to worship the DL?

No. Also worshipping your wife's body is also worshipping the DL

>> No.20138591
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>> No.20138601

>>20138591
Leave

>> No.20138617
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>>20138601
Leave you say?

>> No.20138628
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20138628

>>20138548
Nice.

>> No.20138636

>>20138601
Don't you mean leaf?

>> No.20138645

>>20138636
A

>> No.20138649
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20138649

Left or right?

>> No.20138652

>>20138645
FUCKING

>> No.20138653

>>20138652
LEAF

>> No.20138656

>>20138649
Left unless the right is a lamia. I can’t actually tell.

>> No.20138660
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20138660

>>20138645
>>20138652
>>20138653
No bully.

>> No.20138661

>>20138649
Right. Sneks are superior to horses.

>> No.20138663

>>20138656
There's a tail right there dude.

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>>20138656

>> No.20138690
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>>20138661
Rude.

>> No.20138710

>>20138690
Sending this pic to an Apophis would make her go out and find the couple. She probably couldn't resist corrupting something this pure.

>> No.20138721
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>>20138663
I wanna get wrapped in that tail.

>> No.20138727

>>20138710
Apophis aren't that mean, unless they've been single and blueovaried for so long that graping people is the only thing they got in life.

>> No.20138746
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20138746

>>20138727
t.Grapesnek.

>> No.20138788

>>20138721
That stomach though

>> No.20138801

>>20138788
Nice and taught.

I want a Lamia doctor to give me a checkup. And yes, I did read the latest WG3 translation.

>> No.20138809
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20138809

Succubutt.

>> No.20138812

>>20138801
She's just looking for a excuse to wrap herself around you.

>> No.20138816

>>20138809
weak spade

>> No.20138824

>>20137759
No elon she's a werewolf.

>> No.20138830
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20138830

>>20138824

>> No.20138859

>>20138601
I thought she was cute ,stopped watching AT years ago though.

>> No.20138868

>>20138119
drum pregnant bellies

>> No.20138872

>>20138050
How do you like yours?

>> No.20138880
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20138880

>> No.20138884

>>20138880
Awew

>> No.20138885

>>20138660
Yetis would be great baristas at Tim Hortons as long as they stay out of the Timbits

>> No.20138889

>>20138872
Black
Not like I’m a purist or anything, but I never felt like adding stuff to coffee made enough of a difference to justify doing so.

>> No.20138894

>>20138872
Just like I likely women ,black ,bitter and preferably fair trade.

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>>20138884

>> No.20138934
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>>20138889
Black you say?

>> No.20138937

>>20138872
I like my coffee like I like my lolis. I don’t like it, have never liked it, and I don’t think I ever will.

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20138954

>>20137657
>Could have gone for Basilisk with that joke
>Doesn't

Fucking...

>> No.20138972
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20138972

How would you influence a young dragon to become possessive and destructive? teach her the 'i am a dragon and take whatever the hell i want' attitude?

>> No.20138993

>>20134403
Have you read 'a brother's price'? It essentially if women outnumber men 10 to 1 and talks about how society would be like. I know it doesn't have monster girls, but it's really worth the read.

>> No.20138997
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>>20138934
I say so.

>> No.20139016

>>20138993
In a good or a bad way?

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>>20138997

>> No.20139028
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20139028

Would graboids be a subspecies of sandworm or their own thing? What would they be like? Would the little tentacles with mouths be anthropomorphised? Would the different life stages be included in one girl, would each generation of daughterus be a different thing until the cycle repeated, or would you ignore the sequels? Would Kevin Bacon have any chance at escaping struggle snuggles?

>> No.20139031

>>20138247
>Wait a minute, this isn't cookies! This is (TENDER LOVING)

>> No.20139033

>>20138972
Isn't that their natural tendency? If that was your goal you'd simply have to let her live carefree and do as she please, just make sure she doesn't meet any goodhearted knight and she'll be the most possessive and destructive dragon in the country by the time she's done with puberty.

>> No.20139044

>>20138934
Why are black dragons so good?

>> No.20139051
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20139051

>>20138972
Tell her to stop shitposting online and go outside.
Kids these days need more fresh air.

>> No.20139052

>>20139016
What do you mean by that?

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20139053

>>20139031

>> No.20139061

>>20139053
>”Fufufufu~ Honey’s so lovely!”

>> No.20139069

>>20138872
Black and bitter
The opposite of how I like my girls

>> No.20139074

>>20139028
Graboids would be like a sandworm but with Medusa type hair. Shriekers would be little wailing loli daughters born in clutches and blasters would be when those lolis grow wings. But I honestly kind of blurred out everything you said when I started imagining Paladin Burt Gummer.


>shows up to monstergirl mexico expecting spicy brown tsundere graboid cakes
>gets assaulted by a Sabbath troop worth of predator-vision snack-scarfing lolis instead
>shows up at base covered in kiss marks

>Why do I feel I was denied
>CRITICAL
>NEED-TO-KNOW
>INFORMATION!

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>>20139053
The variations in horn design really makes demons some of the most elegant mg. I wonder if the horns grow and change shape as they get older/advance in magical strength?
To be able to change horn structure at will would be pretty neat too. I could spend all day tracing my fingers over the ridges of a nice rack.

>> No.20139109
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This is your new drinking buddy.

>> No.20139131

>>20139109
hope she doesn't mind drinking bent over the bar.

>> No.20139140

>>20139109
Is she a good couch cuddler?

>> No.20139146
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20139146

Copper or gold?

>> No.20139150

>>20139103
Being a hornfag and demonfag is really paying off.

>> No.20139165

>>20139146
Cant i bend over both and take em?

>> No.20139183

>>20139146
Tough call. Copper is a cutie-pie, but I still have fond memories of wrecking shit with gold dragons in that DragonStryke game as a kid.

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>> No.20139255
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20139255

You wouldn't fuck a spider.

>> No.20139260

>>20139146
Red.

>> No.20139263

>>20139255
I have a phobia, so unless she rapes me I don't think so.

>> No.20139271

>>20139089
Yanderes deserve love

>> No.20139280

>>20139255
>>20139263
Once you experience a sheer fearboner rape orgasm you can't go back, and spiders are masters at delivering those.

>> No.20139287

>>20139230
Monster girls wouldn't even need to use fake guns

>> No.20139289

>>20139271
Yanderes take the love themselves.

>>20139280
Maybe, but until then I'm not getting near any of them.

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>>20139287

>> No.20139308

>>20139255
Unless she makes cool sweater for me.

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>>20139289
>I might like spider girls if they give me an orgasm
>but until then I'm not getting near any of them
Anon...

>> No.20139322

>>20139289
Long range spiderwebjobs it is.

>> No.20139333

>>20139289
Do you recall how many times you've accidentally walked face first into a spider's web?
If that happens even once with an arachne's web you're done for.

>>20139322
I don't know what these are and to be frank it sounds scary but I want in.

>> No.20139334
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20139334

Just a (sketchy) rough for now, but would pic related fit >>20121984, if the OR is around?

>> No.20139358

>>20139298
Are you trying to prove something with this? Demon guns are definitely not airshit

>> No.20139366
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20139366

>coooooock

>> No.20139371

>>20139334
That snake is already looking extra cute.
>if the OR is around?
I don't understand this question.

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20139377

>>20139371
He means the guy who made the request.

>> No.20139389

>>20139366
Idols at pure! Even hungry zombie idols who crave cock.

>> No.20139397

Give me some ideas for strange wonderland treats and their effects!
Doesn’t have to be anything too raunchy even! Just kooky zany ideas!

>> No.20139399

>>20139371
OR stands for "original requester".
>lamia looking cute
Considering how undetailed she is at this point, I guess the tail helps.

>> No.20139403
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20139403

Help, I think I'm starting to fall for the cuckhorse.

>> No.20139416

>>20139397
A tea that makes you only speak in double entendres.

Cookies that make you float to the ceiling.

A cupcake that makes you see everyone naked.

>> No.20139420

>>20139416
What if there is no ceiling?

>> No.20139421

>>20139399
Her tail, posture and proportions are on point. She's as cute as a undetailed rough sketch can get.

>>20139403
Absolutely nothing wrong with that. Bicorns are absolute love and the pure passion they'd pour into crafting you your perfect harem would make any man the happiest husband.

>> No.20139422

>>20139397
“Tap Water” that teaches you how to tap dance.

>> No.20139428

>>20139420
There's always a ceiling.

>> No.20139443
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20139443

Best orc.

>> No.20139453

>>20139403
But do you like other girls too?

>> No.20139459

>>20139397
For the ladies, Jiggling Jellybeans. Make their girlyparts have excessive bounce and jiggle and wobble levels of physics.

For the gentlemen, Extra-Stuffed Caramels. Make their packages clearly outlined and defined in their pants, giving them fantastic bulges.

>> No.20139476
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20139476

Do you like big girls?

>> No.20139483

>>20139476
I fucking love big girls.

>> No.20139488

>>20139403
Nothing wrong with that anon! Who's your ideal harem made up of?

>> No.20139494

>>20139334
Not the OR but that looks fitting.

>> No.20139499
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20139499

>>20139488
Kraken
Unagi Joro
Kejouro
Demon

>> No.20139505
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20139505

>>20139403

>> No.20139511

Is it true Gyaru monsters love nerdy human boys?

>> No.20139517

>>20139488
Cuckhorse
Grapesnek
Lead Desert Sloot
Awoobis
Ms. Freeze

>> No.20139522
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20139522

Creampie an mating press this snek?

>> No.20139526

>>20139517
Ice Queen in a harem would be so interesting to see how she acts.
Ice Queens are so classy, damn. I love them. They just have this air of mystery about them.

>> No.20139532

>>20139403
That indicates you have bad taste.

>> No.20139539

>>20138182
Motherfucker is that a reference to Fantasia?

>> No.20139540

>>20139499
Good taste, you'd probably have your hands full with a harem like that but there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.20139551
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20139551

>>20139539
I don't see any black horsepussy.

>> No.20139552

>>20139517
Would they all be graped or would you give the grapesnake a chop on the head every time she thought about it?

>> No.20139557

>>20139526
They really are. It's like they are the physical embodiment of the cool beauty archetype.

>> No.20139566
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Can you imagine how much crazier hentai would become in an MG-dominated world?

>> No.20139576
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20139576

I wrote this while I was thinking about cuddling my waifu.
https://pastebin.com/Pf0cLr7B

>> No.20139577

>>20139566
all things considered, it will most likely exactly be just as crazy. Never underestimate a horny artist's imagination

>> No.20139579

>>20139552
I'd prefer they where all a little graped, but I like purification as well. Some days they'd gang up on the Apophis and get some sexy revenge.

>> No.20139589
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20139589

>>20139576

>> No.20139590

>>20139557
I can just imagine one slowly clacking on her icestillettos towards me down a long frozen hallway. No words, no expression, just walking, and that alone is so intoxicatingly alluring. Even if she just was walking up to me, slowly leaning down to eye level and softly saying “I’m ordering takeout do you want anything”, it would still be such a magical mysterious ethereal experience in my mind.

>> No.20139600

>>20139557
>Cool beauty type
Watching one slowly undress herself from behind her would be an experience.

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20139603

>>20139590
They really are great.

>> No.20139605

>>20139590
Damn that's a really comfy Ice Queen thought. It must be the hips.

>> No.20139623

>>20139590
>>20139600
I bet Ice Queens never, ever, ever take a bad photo.
Even when that conniving Rata journalist tries to snap a candid shot of her with her bedhead groggy face first thing in the morning, when it develops it legit looks like a very high class erotic magazine spread.

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>>20139551
I really liked the zebra ones even if they were technically a racist stereotype. Nobody ever thinks to use them as a Centaur type.

>> No.20139632

>>20139579
I like the way you think, helping gang up on her would be fun too.

>> No.20139637
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20139637

>>20139624

>> No.20139643

>>20139576
A manticorefag? Rare sight these days but a welcome one, that was nice.

>> No.20139648

>>20139637
Fuck off to Deviantart and stay there.

>> No.20139653

Skiing/Sledding day in Winterstown!
Yeti goes down on some quick radical skis!
Yuki skates down with grace and ease!
Wendi-chan trips and rolls down! She’ll be fine!

>> No.20139656

>>20139653
>Implying the Wendi family doesn’t ride on Papa’s back like a big fluffy toboggan

>> No.20139661

>>20139603
The Ice Castle Casino.

Where Penguin Girls in butler outfits bring you drinks, and the Polar Bear Girl Bouncer will throw you out if you start any trouble.

>> No.20139664
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>>20139656
Is Wendi Papa the comfiest chaos transformation?

>> No.20139677
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>>20139664
Shog potato

>> No.20139695
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>>20139677
That's just unfair.

>> No.20139710

>>20139661
You can also pay in body heat too. If you reach a point where the loneliness is unbearable and you jump on a Glacies to rape her then you're there forever.

>> No.20139718
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>>20139476
Yes I do

>> No.20139724
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>>20139710
How terrifying.

>> No.20139733

>>20139643
>Manticorefags
I miss RSAnon

>> No.20139740

I want a hugely buff yuki-onna that tries her hardest to be a cute housewife.

>> No.20139758
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>it's been raining nonstop at my house all day
Alright, who touched the reverse scale?

>> No.20139768

>>20139733
Me too man, me too. At least he's still alive, seen him lurking around once or twice in recent months but I wish he was still doing stories.

>> No.20139769
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>Today's lesson will be about ___

>> No.20139792

>>20139769
Breeder reactors!

>> No.20139801

>>20139769
Dairy Farms and how to run successful non-holst ones.

>> No.20139804
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>>20139792

>> No.20139810

>>20139769
the gag reflex

>> No.20139814

>>20139769
How to survive a Bunyip 'attack'

>> No.20139822

>>20139804
Sometimes a man wants to use the glow of a pregnant woman to charge his phone.

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>>20139814

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>>20139769
Dhampirs: A Study of cute girls with mommy issues.

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>>20139810
>implying they have one

>> No.20139854
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>Latenight has changed his Pixiv name to piddlepoddle
For what purpose?

>> No.20139856

>>20139854
to match with his DA name I suppose

>> No.20139860

>>20139854
He went by piddlepoddle before he was latenight.

>> No.20139862
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>>20139845
They're just chuuni

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>>20139856
>>20139860
Ah, I see now.

>> No.20139883
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>>20139653
Wendi-chan rolls down the mountain in a comically oversized snowball

>> No.20139893
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>>20139883

>> No.20139904

>>20139768
I miss RSAnon, I miss ParkedBuggy, I miss Tarrek, I miss Niebelfader, I miss Silent_II, I miss BobAnon, I miss YBA, I miss Yanon, I miss countless others

There is not a single writefag that I do not miss

>> No.20139913
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>>20139847
>Ywn eat lunch at a monster girl diner
>Ywn watch from afar as a succ a few tables away gulps down bananas effortlessly without a single bite
>Swn glance your way and wink at you as you gulps down the last one
I have a feeling a lot of monster girls would be very lewd as they eat their food, especially the single ones.

>> No.20139935
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>>20139904
Even Bollocks?

>> No.20139958
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>>20139913

>> No.20139990 [SPOILER] 
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>>20139904
>tfw favorite writefag has been deaaaad for 1061 days now
Never give up hope, right anon?

>> No.20139993

>>20139904
Even Aftyn and shiggydiggy?
I miss most of those though, especially RS and Silent_II. Yanon posted two shorts not too long ago though.

I also miss Harblador, both his shorts and his longer stuff. I miss Historianon despite his Africa sized ego and wanted to see where his stories would go.I miss LDR and her well written smut and even if there was a rough falling out at the end I probably miss ELH more than most, drama aside I'd always read his pastes the second I seen them.

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Which MG would look best in this?

>> No.20140066

>>20140033
I'm seeing a Red Slime.

>> No.20140067
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20140067

Five more days.

>> No.20140092

>>20139993
>Harblador
>ywn live in Islamic Handholdistan, where the Kiki Gestapo enforce strict monogamy and prohibit premarital sex
>ywn wake up to the sound of ecstatic moaning at the top of moonarets

>> No.20140099

>>20139993
Yes. It's mostly because, to me, a group of people that can create something beautiful despite their differences in fetishes and quality is something praise worthy. I may not care for every story or author ever to post here but that does not make the pain go away.

>>20139935
Nobody cares or should care about somebody so immutably irrelevant.

>> No.20140115

>>20140092
That was one of his greatest works. That and loli oni.
>>20140099
That's a good way of looking at things actually.

And while not strictly a writefag in the stories sense, I miss the maid central guy and his bitchy and bitter Kiki. Nothing like that was done before or after him.

>> No.20140128

>>20140033
That facial expression is making me think an Anubis.

>> No.20140139

>>20140092
>living in /monster/ country
No thanks.

>> No.20140153
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>>20140139
Besides it being /monster/, what's wrong with it and what would you prefer?
How about an ancap bright green demon realm where everyone has the right to bear arms and flies this flag? Dormice would be sad if you didn't violate them during their NAPs though.

>> No.20140183

>>20140067
I want a muscle ryu that dresses up in cute clothes.

>> No.20140186

>>20140153
Unironically shoving memes and politics into shit is what reddit does.

>> No.20140194

>>20140153
How about a demon realm without any incredibly stupid gimmicks?

>> No.20140234

>>20140153
>You will never end up neighbors with an ANCAP Rattlesnake Lamia who initially threatens to shoot your if you trespass on her property.

>> No.20140236

>>20140092
>Islamic
>monogamy
...I dont think you know how it works

>> No.20140245
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20140245

You know what this thread needs? Lilim...

>> No.20140252

>>20140245
If I was at the beach and a Lilim with a big floppy sunhat sat next to me I would panic.

>> No.20140255

>>20140115
I mean I thank you for your input, I'm just feeling sentimental for some reason.

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>>20140234
>she reveals she has a fetish for stepping on you
>You're not even sure how that would work
>she shows you exactly how that would work

>> No.20140265

>>20140262
Goddamn, that ass is gropable

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>>20140236
Yeah, I forgot about the multiple wives thing. Still, the general setup with secret police and state policing of morals plus the desert setting smacked of Islam even if it's not full snackbar.

>>20140234
>>20140262
I'd shoot my full load in her regularly.

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>>20139526
>Ice Queen in a harem would be so interesting to see how she acts.

Should we tell her she doesn't have to dress like a classic Arabian harem girl "to be authentic"? It shouldn't be a big deal for her, she can form any outfit form she wants from ice.

>> No.20140298

>>20140245
She looks like she's going to eat someone

>> No.20140301

>>20140245
What is a lim without a hat? A miserable pile of memes.

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>>20140294
Not only clothes, she can form her own mofu in the case of a mofuslut husband too.

>> No.20140312

>>20140294
Fuck, that bodytype is literal perfection.

>> No.20140314

>>20140294
That outfit is great for embarrassing her Glacies daughter.

>> No.20140316
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Cows are for excessive breeding!

>> No.20140318

>>20140252
More likely, you’d repeatedly cum until you collapsed due to her natural aura

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>>20139935
p. sure I don't count since all I do is bitch and wax poetic about vaginal bio-luminescence

>> No.20140333

>>20140298
Well monsters do often refer to sex as "eating."

>> No.20140340

>>20139993
shiggydiggy was too over-the-top for me to actually hate him.

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>>20140301
delet

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awoo

>> No.20140366

>>20140352
That looks more like a “pathetic”.

>> No.20140379
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>>20140366
How about this? She could really use her nephew's huge scrubbing rod to clean out her antechamber.

>> No.20140451

>>20140352
>>20140366
>tfw a CC hellhound will never step on your dick

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>>20140301
>>20140347

>> No.20140491

>>20140316
Yep.
I want my mino-wife to go soft from being too pregnant to work out!
And having some massive mino milkers wouldn't hurt either.

>> No.20140509

>Pharmaceutical company to donate money needed to replace KC’s stolen colon

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>>20140509

>> No.20140552

>>20140509
Nigga what?

>> No.20140554

https://imgur.com/01LRRUo
Is this essentially what happens when you try to enter an Echidna’s labyrinth?

>> No.20140563
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Hearts

>> No.20140564

>>20140509
>>20140520
>>20140552
This better not be a semi-colon (;) joke

>> No.20140568

>>20140554
Yes. Except that girl is the Dungeon Master's daughter.

>> No.20140573

>>20140564
I thought it was a joke about how people wanted him to make some new shit.

>> No.20140575

>>20140564
It's a title to a news article

>> No.20140579

>>20140575
Then where’s the link?

>> No.20140585

>>20140579
https://fox4kc.com/2018/10/25/pharmaceutical-company-to-donate-money-needed-to-replace-kcs-stolen-colon/

>> No.20140587

>>20140579
https://fox4kc.com/2018/10/25/pharmaceutical-company-to-donate-money-needed-to-replace-kcs-stolen-colon/amp/

>> No.20140603

>>20140587
>>20140585
Really?

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>>20140563
Where's the uncensored version?

>> No.20140615

>>20140613
Twitter

>> No.20140647

>>20138301
Breed

>> No.20140657

>>20140585
>>20140587
Sometimes you read a headline and have to ask "What?"

And sometimes, it just gets better from there.

>> No.20140672
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20140672

Reminder to take care in certain zones adjacent to Demon Realms as there's always at least 1 much higher level than ordinary monster and it's variants lurking in them.

We call it the Fel-Saur effect.

>> No.20140673

>>20140613
I need more smug Gazers
>>20140647
I read that and started thinking what would happen if a Gazer gave me such a suggestion. Even as a scrawny beta...I wonder...

>> No.20140705

>>20140672
>Gazer with blue skin
Wasn't a fan before (Gazer was just sort of "there") but damn she looks good.

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>> No.20140732

>>20140673
I wonder what a Gazer's laugh sounds like
>>20140672
Does that inky substance flow freely from her body? I wonder if it feels cold to the touch even when her body is warm. I imagine she'd use the sensation to tease me.

>> No.20140733

>>20140705
Enjoy your pretty patty

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>>20140672
Gonna build a gazer harem.

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>>20140587

>a monster girl will never *steal* your colon

feels mighty bad, fellas

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>>20140741

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>>20140756

how lubricative is squid ink?

>> No.20140772

>>20140751
This was already posted earlier in the thread, at a better resolution too.

>> No.20140784

>>20140771
Better than water, but not as good as Unagi Joro

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>>20140784

>> No.20140798

>>20140672
You'd never think that an Automaton that big could be so quiet until she's right behind you.

>> No.20140810

>>20140798
If she can read this, please just take me now.

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Would you a alped astolfo?

>> No.20140831

Don't touch it.

>> No.20140832

>>20140751
Fluffy tail

>> No.20140833 [DELETED] 

>>20140826
Would you KYS?

>> No.20140836

>>20140826
Yeah, sure.

>> No.20140849 [DELETED] 

>>20140826
I'd do him either way

>> No.20140851

>>20140826
Yes.
Now I want to see a griffon dressed up as him.
An obviously female griffon.

>> No.20140853

>>20140732
>Does that inky substance flow freely from her body?

Presumably, as its basically solidified mana coming out of her body.

>> No.20140857

>>20140826
Yes but fuck off, that shit doesn't belong here

>> No.20140867 [DELETED] 

>>20140826
>>20140836
>>20140849
>>20140851
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.20140875 [DELETED] 
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>>20140826
As long as it had noticeable tits I'd smash that faster than you can say daddy-o.

>> No.20140883 [DELETED] 

Gas all pozzed trapfaggots.

>> No.20140884

>>20140790
What an under-handed trick!

>> No.20140889

>>20140884
Eel whores are skill tricksters.

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DEAD.

>> No.20140936

>>20140935
Like a Lich's love life.

>> No.20140940

>>20140935
Shush, was playing some Soul Calibur 6 and then I get to go read a rulebook.

>> No.20140943

Which god would make a good “backup” demon lord? Eros? Hathor?

>> No.20140944
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>>20140936
Rude.

>> No.20140955

>>20140943
Cannon?
Eros.

Threadcannon?
Still Eros

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>>20140955
>Cannon
>Threadcannon

>> No.20140970

>>20140964
Shush you, its late and I don't want to spell right.

>> No.20140971

>>20140943
Queen of hearts seems like she's got a good head on her shoulders.

>> No.20140979
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>>20140971
>making /d/: The Demon Realm
>good head on her shoulders

>> No.20140980

>>20140964
I want a light frame assassin model Automaton, that has very obsessive protection protocols.

>> No.20140983

>>20140980
I want a huge, siege model that is working with the Nuero to be a maid in my home despite how big she is.

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>>20140940
>SC6
I made an oni

>> No.20140994

>>20140983
Automaton and Nuero are on odd pair. How would they get along?

>> No.20141003

>>20140944
>Fascinating, how is it that my "lap pillow" induces tears of happiness in you?

>> No.20141017

>>20140993
Ooh, any exotic parts options for character creation beyond oni horns?

>> No.20141023

>>20140993
Not bad.

>>20140994
Well, the Nuero enjoys doing cute housewife things while taking the Automaton on as her pupil, along with having her lift some of the furniture and trying to get her over her fear of 'strength'.
She's also been trying to get slightly more goo in the chest region so she's not so outclassed.

>> No.20141029

>>20141017
Wings, both feathered and demonic
Cat ears and tail
Elf ears
Demon horns
Some others I'm either forgetting or havent unlocked yet

>> No.20141056

>>20141029
The cat tail is really wimpy though.

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>>20140993

>> No.20141076
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>>20140970
Too bad.

>> No.20141095

>>20140993
Oni are the strongest!

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>When she needs her protein shake after a workout but Anon is otherwise indisposed but still nearby

Is this bad news bears?

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>> No.20141109

>>20140366
Well we'll see who's pathetic when I point out she's not even married!

>> No.20141127
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>>20141102
Barometzs deserve more love.

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>> No.20141183

>>20141099

>walter matthau dealing with a monster girl little league

honestly, would probably watch

>> No.20141194

What monsters would never work as monster girls?

>> No.20141217
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>>20141194
Human women

>> No.20141227

>>20141194
The Nothing
Scuzzlebutt
Viy

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>>20141127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RisWH8iMLdE

>> No.20141237

>>20141194
Chupacabra
Jews (Don't say Tanuki, they have fluffy tails)
Skinwalkers
The Loch Ness Monsta
Bigfoot

>> No.20141245

>>20141237
>Skinwalkers
Aren't those the same as wendigos?
>jews
loving every laugh

>> No.20141265
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>>20141237
>Bigfoot
We already have Yeti tho.

>> No.20141268

>>20141245
The actual skinwalker myth more resembles malicious shapeshifters, wendigos are cannibals.

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>>20139656
>like a big fluffy toboggan

>> No.20141295

>>20141289
I wouldn't mind a shortstack wendi that sneaks into my bed to snuggle.

>> No.20141297

>>20141265
Big Foot is just a Yeti with extra big footpaws.

>> No.20141301

>>20141289
Too adorable.

>> No.20141306

>>20141268
>The actual skinwalker myth more resembles malicious shapeshifters
Those coyotes getting out of hand

>> No.20141316

>>20141289
The happy Wendi family at play!

>> No.20141321

>>20141289
This is really cute but if I saw it IRL I could see why people might be terrified.

>> No.20141327

>>20141194
Gelatinous Cube
Elder Brain

>> No.20141328

>>20141321
Well yeah, you'd see those three smaller lumps jump off and rush towards you through the snow while the larger one lumbers behind.
you'd have little wendis going up and inspecting you, running around you in circles.

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>>20141328
Wendigo search scan online

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>>20141321

>> No.20141337

>>20141334
Its all fun and games till one starts nibbling your coat

>> No.20141342

>>20141194
The prethoryn from stellaris.

>> No.20141360

>>20141237
Nessie is a cutie and she exists! She’s just a bit camera shy.

>> No.20141372

>>20141360
I have footage of Nessies's butt on camera.

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>>20141327
>Gelatinous Cube

>> No.20141396
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>> No.20141401

>>20141237
>Chupacabra
Is she a big busty woman that bullies Baphomets?

>> No.20141406

>>20141237
Skin walkers are just land based evil selkies.

>> No.20141414

>>20141289
>”Again! Again!”
>”Again! Again!”
>[Existentially Satisfied Wendi-dad Sigh]

>> No.20141420

>>20141396
A want a kiki on the chubby-side to come home to every day.
Her being the stern, motherly one in a harem would be great as well.

>> No.20141423

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, please remember that some girls take cooler weather worse than others.
Don't want your slime wife to nearly freeze solid outside now do we?

>> No.20141435

>>20141342
they could work. same with the tyranids or zerg.

>> No.20141462

>>20141435
Now I'm thinking about genestealers as monster girls

>> No.20141463

>>20141435
The thing is that prethoryn tend to fuck up any planet they land on. Which costs 20'000 energy and ten years to unfuck.

>> No.20141492

>>20141336
What's going to happen to the Whitehorn?

>> No.20141495

>>20141462
Probably work the same, but better than normal ones as well.

>>20141463
But most disasters do that and thats just a lie.

>> No.20141497

>>20141463
I get the feeling if Mamono were in Stellar is, everyone would end up being genocidal or at least hostile because of demonic energy fucking up Gaia worlds / ringworlds.

>> No.20141498

>>20139576
I quite like it. The tone seems to be somewhat jumping between news article/op ed/blog post though

>> No.20141509

>>20141497
if mamano were in stellaris no one would have a reason to play any other race.

>> No.20141524

>>20141401
I like this idea. Kind of like an apophis for baphos.

>> No.20141534

>>20141509
There's the AI and people who think that monster girls are furries that deserved to be purged. Not to mention the fallen empires.

>> No.20141552

>>20141492
Onahole

>> No.20141577

>>20141552
But she's married.

>> No.20141598
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Do T-dolls count as monstergirls?

>> No.20141605

>>20141492
Head patted by his index finger

>> No.20141625
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>> No.20141642

>>20141534
>people who think that monster girls are furries deserved to be purged
FTFY

>> No.20141661

>>20141534
Ai i empires would all be fucked by the mamanomana before they get a chance and the dudes who think becoming a better human deserve to suffer their worst nightmares.

>> No.20141670

>>20141661
>the dudes who think becoming a better human deserve to suffer their worst nightmares
I get the feeling you forgot a word there.

>> No.20141683

>>20141670
I forgot a few words i think. Really sleepy right now.
>the dudes who think becoming a better human is a bad thing, deserve to suffer their worst nightmares

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>>20141683
OK.

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Objectively best dragon.

>> No.20141708

>>20141689
such a cute lim

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>>/jp/image/amFKzcwntKV-NjMy2w9PlA
This is why the portals will never come.

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Me and my waifu would dress up as this for halloween. We would have sex while wearing this costume too

>> No.20141736

>>20141704
Such cute horn decorations.

>> No.20141740

>>20141722
Way to give it attention you fucking cretin

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Oh shit niggas I forgot my name

>> No.20141744

>>20141740
Lilimspammer is mentally disabled, we already know this.

>> No.20141748

The crazy pickle spammer seems to be back, so its just as well I go to bed now.

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@20141734
>implying any monster girl would want to even lay a hand on you

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I want my hellhound waifu to fuck me with a pickle strap on

>> No.20141752 [DELETED] 

Told you faggots, not even a day later. Just boot these threads to fucking /trash/ where they belong now.

>> No.20141753

>>20141752
Fuck off NTRfag

>> No.20141754

>>20141749
>>20141748
Fucking retards
Do you not know what the I in R&I means?

>> No.20141756

Three days again, like clockwork.

>> No.20141757

>>20141752
That's hardly a solution. He's doing this in other threads as I recall.

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>>20141750
>>20141743
>>20141734
>>20141730
>>20141726
>>20141717
>>20141709
Based and picklepilled
>>20141722
>>20141740
>>20141748
>>20141749
>>20141752
Cringe and bluepilled

>> No.20141760

Bet it's that fucking Minotaurfag that got assmad at maledom.

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>>20141754
>implying either of those work in the age of Hiroshimoot

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PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>> No.20141770

>>20141764
It literally fucking does because it gets deleted every time
But he reposts it because you utter dolts reply to it every single god damned time, and yes, indirect mentions are replies. Report and IGNORE

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>> No.20141776

>>20141770
He's probably a fucking shitposter trying to justify his behavior. Notice how faggots like him pop up every single time shit like this happens.

>> No.20141777

>>20141752
>move these threads into a place where we'll be forced to deal with NTRfags
NO

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>> No.20141784

>Leave for 15 minutes
>See this when I come back
Come the fuck on.

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>>20141784
I'm just improving this garbage thread bro

>> No.20141787

>>20141784
Stop
Giving
It
Attention
Talk about monster girls

>> No.20141788

>>20141760
He's obviously the same guy who constantly demands that /mgg/ get moved to /trash/.

>> No.20141795

>>20141787
At this rate I'm pretty sure it's a bot.

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>>20141788>>20141770
>>20141760
Yall think I got some kind of agenda but it dont be like that. I'm just a man who loves pickles and monstergirls.

>> No.20141800

What if Google is shitposting, just so we have to complete the captcha more, advacing their self driving car faster?

>> No.20141802

Then go talk about pickles somewhere else.

>> No.20141803

>>20141788
He'll win too. It's why EMG gets deleted on /a/

Eventually the mods get sick of policing and just decide to ban the threads. Enjoy being on /jp/ while it lasts

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>>20141795
>>20141800
Guys I'm just your average dude. You guys are hurting my feelings by saying such mean things

>> No.20141809

>>20141194
The Great Mighty Poo from Conker of course.

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>>20141803
>NTRfags win

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Hey friends look at this little pickle cartoon I found

>> No.20141816

>>20141812
You got a lot more than NTRfags to worry about now, anon.

>> No.20141818

>>20140826
Remind me why Alpfags and their shitty tranny fetish don't get treated as badly as furfags here?

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>>20141802
I haven't seen a pickle general anywhere so it thought that maybe we could incorporate pickles into this thread. Then we can all be happy discussing pickles and monstergirls! Doesnt that sound great?

>> No.20141823

>>20141803
You make yourself way too obvious, restless-native-kin. Fuck off and die.

>> No.20141827

>>20141818
because Genderbending doesn't equal Trannysurgery.

>> No.20141828

>>20141818
Fuck off retard.

>> No.20141830

>>20141827
Gender bender is still a shit fetish.

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Hey my dudes look at this sick mug I found. It looks perfect for drinking pickle juice!

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The spell of anthropomorphosis has many advantages aside from blending into the digestive tract of the local econimal.
It also keeps you from toting around a giant sponge that can get stuck in doors and escalators.

>> No.20141837 [DELETED] 

>>20141828
Eat shit tranny.

>> No.20141838

>I haven't seen a pickle general anywhere
Then make your own faggot. This is the monster-girl-discussion-only thread.

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This pickle looks so perfect. I just want to stick it up my hellhound waifu's tight asshole

>> No.20141840

>>20141837
Fuck off, retard.

>> No.20141844

>>20141812
Autism is literally the most powerful force on the internet

What can men do against such reckless hate?

>> No.20141846 [DELETED] 

>>20141840
Don't (You) me again dumb fuck tranny nigger.

>> No.20141849

>>20141830
Difference of opinions exists.

>> No.20141850

>>20141834
I thought this was complete word salad until I opened your image
>>20141838
Fucking stop. Stop. Once more, stop.

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Haha pickle

>> No.20141872

>>20141834
Kids say the darndest things don’t they? It must take a lot to rattle a monster like that.

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This thread needs some more awoo

>> No.20141892

>>20141884
i want to make love with the only light coming from my wifes eye flame.

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>>20141884
I wanna stick a big green pickle in that hellhound's mouth

>> No.20141894

>>20141884
She’s not burning a hole in the sheets with her other eye is she?

>> No.20141898

>>20141884
How dark do you like your hellhounds? Light grey? Dark grey? Fully black?

>> No.20141904

>>20141872
Probably hits home since her legend involves drowning at least one fox.

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>> No.20141912

>>20141898
Ash seems fitting.

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>> No.20141920

>>20141912
That's about the most vague description of a color that there is

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>> No.20141927

>>20141898
Black hair/dark grey fur that's the sweet spot

>> No.20141932

>>20141898
Fully black seem like it would be to overpowering. I would prefer a darker grey/polluted black.

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Speaking of hot things. Anyone else get a craving for an Orange Crush or some orange flavored jello looking at lava golems?

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>>20141898
I don't think I ever really thought about it that much since the differences in pictures can be chalked up to lighting 90% of the time.
I suppose if forced to choose I'd go for the darker-but-not-pitch-black side of things a la >>20141932

>> No.20141950

>>20141920
What would be the most descriptive way? Hex, HSV, or Pantone?

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>>20141884
awoo

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>> No.20141959

>>20141894
Most likely, a wife like her would necessitate lot's of trips to the mattress store

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Awoo

>> No.20141963

>>20141950
An actual color name
"ash" can be used to describe anything from off-white to pitch black

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>>20141955
>>20141961
No Awoo Zone

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Pickles are good for killing monster scum

>> No.20141976

>>20141963
Not trying to be argumentative, but almost all color names can be applied to a range of colors. For example, what do you call the background color of Yotsuba B?

>> No.20141977

So this is how this thread dies, huh?

>> No.20141979
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>>20141970
Why no Awoo?

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>>20141970
awoo

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Pickle

>> No.20141986

>>20141963
She doesn't have to stay the one hue. If she gets to smoldering it would darken.

>> No.20141988

>>20141979
It's loud and annoys the neighbors!

>>20141981
Surely you can spare a few more pixels for your picture.

>> No.20141993

>>20141988
What if they awoo softly?

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>> No.20141996

>>20141977
There's discussion going on, retard.

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>>20141993
Not really much of an awoo then, is it?
Besides, this is why foxes are the superior role models.

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>> No.20142005

>>20141194
Swamp ape

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>>20142004

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>>20142003
They're also cuter.

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>>20141988
>Ahh! I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me
>Err, eh-heh-heh t-these full moons ya know?

>> No.20142014

>>20142010
>tanned lolis
Definitely illegal.

>> No.20142016

>>20142003
That girl is in dire need of a hair brushing!

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>>20142006

>> No.20142018

>>20142010
That’s questionable.

>> No.20142023

Why the fuck can’t I report any more? How long is a while?

>> No.20142025
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>>20142018
It's objectively true.

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>> No.20142028

>>20142023
Mods don't like being told to do their job. Be thankful you can post at all. ...all joking aside, expect to be like this for at least 24 hours.

>> No.20142029

>>20141996
Oh yeah like that instantly fixes mods letting spamming happen for hours on end

>> No.20142030

>>20142025
I think you mean subjectively.

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>>20142016
Wild hair is besto.

>> No.20142033

>>20142029
Then go out and garrote these cunts yourself then.

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>> No.20142037

>>20142029
Yeah, and bitching and feeding him attention fixes it.

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>>20142030
Nope. I meant objectively. Just accept it as truth.

>> No.20142043

>>20142032
It’s best for wild girls. But fancy hair for fancy girls is just fine too!

>> No.20142045

>>20142040
I reject your reality and substitute my own. Mine involves more doggies than foxxes

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>> No.20142054
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>>20142045
Then I guess I just have to bring out the big guns and convince you by force!

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>>20142043
Name one species it can't improve of those that actually have hair.

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>> No.20142071

>Had a shit week at work
>Get enough whiskey to make an onion pass out
>Got some Domino's coming
>Go to the one place that makes me feel better even if it's just people bullshitt-
>Pickles and NTR
Part of me is glad that MGs aren't real because we can't have anything nice, but the other half just wants a Key to cuddle with and forget.

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>> No.20142078

>>20142054
Your children have no effect on me.

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>> No.20142083

>>20142071
Kej. Even typing sucks too.

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>>20142078
A combo attack, then.

>> No.20142086

>>20142083
Best to call it a night. Come back to the pickle thread later.

Or post monster girl pics like your life depended on it.

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>>20142056
Why is some retarded faggot randomly posting pickles in MGT.

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>>20142113
>retarded faggot
You already answered your own question, anon. Now ignore the fag and enjoy some oppai lolis instead.

>> No.20142122

>>20142113
Because he can get away with it, and there's jack shit you can do to stop it.

>> No.20142136

>>20142085
Judging by the placement of those dots in relation to the moon, it seems like there's a nuclear war going on.

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>>20142113
Cuz pickles are the shizzle my nizzle fo rizzle

>> No.20142144

Do you think Mad Hatters enjoy clowns? Silliness and whimsy seem to usually follow one another.

>> No.20142180

>>20142144
Of course! Though, they may prefer the more classy clowns over the standard type.

>> No.20142196

>>20141289
I just love the way you draw Wendis, Latenight.

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>>20142196
His Wendigo art pretty much made the transformation trade-off worth it for me.

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>>20142213
Wendigos are a comfy and essential part of Wintertown's large and warm community.

>> No.20142224

>>20142213
There's something so cathartic about the idea of being a strong, protecting father of adorable children and a deeply loving wife that you almost don't care about the shape change.

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We must build a moat, so that the MGs cannot enter our premises henceforth!

There is absolutely no way this plan could fail!

>> No.20142250

>>20142236
Unicorns exist to be turned into bicorns.

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>>20142236
I think you forgot something.

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>>20142250
Unicorn girls must feel weird, hanging out with their cousins.

>> No.20142278

>>20142265
They can respect each other's differences!

>> No.20142293

>>20142265
>>20142278
Bicorns are pretty much the opposite of Unicorns. Their relationship must be one where they can't understand each other but can still appreciate their company.
The single Unicorn must get pretty mad when Bicorns tease them about how great they'd fit in their harem.

>> No.20142303

>>20142293
I think sooner or later the unicorn might say something like "It''s a shame your husband didn't love you enough and he needs other girls to fill that void".

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>>20142253
>the moat gets infested with flatfish

Surely the MGs won't be able to follow us if we dig into the Earth deep enough.

>> No.20142341

>>20142333
>What are dwarves

>> No.20142343

>>20142303
That's the start of a huge conflict that ends up with a sex-off.
Who will prevail, the pure maiden who perfected vanilla sex or the corrupt harem who perfected reverse gangbangs?
The victory is measured by how many times their respective husband cums.

>> No.20142349

>>20142343
>The bicorn and her team tries all kind of corrupted stuff and use their different monster parts to continuously make their husband cum
>The unicorn just fucks her husband in a fairly vanilla way but through the power of love they can just keep going and going and going.

What is stronger, the power of love, or the power of boners?

>> No.20142362

>>20142333
I mean, aside from the various digging species, the earth itself wants to fuck you.

>> No.20142370

>>20142349
Love without a doubt. The Bicorn will have to accept her defeat at least until she adds a particularly passionate Houri to the harem and ask for a rematch.

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>>20142362
>>20142341
Then we shall simply dig but stop before it's considered delving too deep and too greedy then. It's not like the sea or the sky are viable options.

>> No.20142400

>>20142349
Love boners are the most powerful force known to man and monster kind.

>> No.20142412

>>20142362
>the earth itself wants to fuck you
Doromes and Gnomes the world over felt their nethers tingle at your words. Will you take responsibility?

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Please do not be alarmed if a monoeye stands outside your house and stares at your bedroom window for hours upon hours. That's normal behavior. It's a cultural thing, just let it happen.

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>>20142421
But what if I decide to invite her in for tea?

>> No.20142425

>>20142421
Freaks.

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>>20142425
No bully the monoeyes. They are good girls.

>> No.20142434

>>20142421
Monoeyes should be short and meek.
Tall and confident monoeyes are an error of nature.

>>20142424
If she looks like pic related then you're both in for a good heartfelt discussion.

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>>20142421

'Stare at him until he loves me' is a legitimate romantic strategy.

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>>20142428
>>20142434
I'll confess to her, don't think I won't!

>> No.20142442

>>20142434
What about tall and meek?

>> No.20142443

>>20142428
Monoeyes are to be bullied relentlessly. They deserve zero happiness.

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>>20142443
You deserve to be... ummm. I dunno. But you're still nothing but a big meanie and quite possibly irredemably dumb! So there!

>> No.20142461

>>20142442
They'd be way too lovely and weak to teases for their own good, especially if they're taller than you.

>> No.20142462

>>20141194
The vast majority of the "fearsome critters"

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Got another commission done. This time Hawaiian Kiki is floating down the lazy river

>> No.20142484

>>20142461
>Work at a video game store
>Suddenly a 6 foot monoeye with a 100/10 body walks in
>practically everypne is staring at her, she looks like a celebity
>She walks up to the counder and mumbles something
>You compose yourself and ask her what it is she said
>"L-love Love Knight...new...Otome..y-you have?"
>Only know you realise she's shaking

>> No.20142487

>>20142400
>"No monster have ever beaten the power of love boners"

>> No.20142496

>>20142462
>The Hidebehind is a nocturnal fearsome critter from American folklore that preys upon humans that wander the woods and was blamed for the disappearances of early loggers when they failed to return to camp. As its name suggests, the Hidebehind is noted for its ability to conceal itself. When an observer attempts to look directly at it, the creature hides again behind an object or the observer and therefore can't be directly seen: a feat it accomplishes by sucking in its stomach to a point where it is so slender that it can easily cover itself behind the trunk of any tree.The Hidebehind uses this ability to stalk human prey without being observed and to attack without warning. Their victims, including lumberjacks who frequent the forests, are dragged back to the creature's lair to be devoured

This sounds like an ideal monstergirl.

>> No.20142508

>>20142496
http://cryptidz.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Fearsome_Critters
Oh yeah, i guess some of them would work.
Guess i was just thinking of some of the more awful ones.

>> No.20142578

>>20139334
Maybe not the most scary looking

>> No.20142734

>>20142412
Don't forget the Lava Golems.
Although I suppose that would REALLY require digging too deep.

>> No.20142802

>>20142463
That's really good. I want to go on a relaxing beach holiday with my stern combat kiki maid!

>> No.20142815

>>20142421
Monoeyes deserve to be bullied by giving them normal sunglasses.

>> No.20143028

Hi, I was just going through you guys' thread on warosu, looking for NSFW posts to report as I enjoy doing occasionally, and I noticed you have some... curious spam nowadays. Who the fuck did you guys piss off and send on an autistic rampage?

>> No.20143060

>>20143028
>looking for NSFW posts to report as I enjoy doing occasionally
That is a very strange thing to enjoy anon. Is there any other reason you do this or...?
>Who the fuck did you guys piss off and send on an autistic rampage?
Either it' some /tg/ faggot or just a regular old shit poster. Nothing more nothing less.

>> No.20143074

>>20143028
He is using a trip so it isn't that much of a big deal really

>> No.20143128

>>20143060
>Is there any other reason you do this or...?
No, I just hate you guys and other /e/ posters like the boobhu threaders and people who think they can get away posting porn in the middle of long character threads, because they think no one outside them will see. I also feel that close communities shouldn't feel like they can ignore rules because they don't rat each other out. Getting those posts deleted and hopefully banned is pretty amusing when I imagine the poster suddenly wondering why they got banned and realizing the rules still apply to them.

I also do it occasionally with people who act edgy without being outright /pol/ tards that will get deleted anyway. Like someone will write some slur as something other than an insult intensifier, I'll see it in a search, go report it, then I'll come back later, if I remember, and see it deleted and them crying in a new post about "why can't I post [slur] on 4chan? fucking reddit mods!", have a good chuckle, and then report them again for whining about moderation.

>> No.20143148

>>20143028
>and I noticed you have some... curious spam nowadays
Beyond the picklespam, we'd also have shitters spamming stuff from the Wiki, Deviantart, and so on.

>> No.20143149

>>20143128
>I just hate you guys and other /e/ posters like the boobhu threaders
I mean. At lest you're honest, I guess.

>> No.20143160

>>20143028
I can't even be mad at the pickle guy, he's so insane that it's amusing.
No idea what triggered him though, there doesn't seem to be a specific thing that can be pin pointed.

>> No.20143170

>>20143128
Hey you may hate us but reporting people who post outright /h/ material or /pol/ shit deserve reported so thanks.

>> No.20143186

>>20143160
There was some things in this thread nobody knows the answer to.
What is reason behind the pickle guy?
Why is ace so autistic about headpats?
Why is that one guy so angry about Beast?
Why do certain convo loops keep happening?
Why are waifu questionnaires the go-to for convos?
Why why why?

>> No.20143251

What's your favorite approach to monster girls in a setting
>They attack and rape you on sight and thus live secluded from humans
>They only attack and rape if provoked and can live with humans
>They don't attack nor rape no matter what and live seamlessly with humans

>> No.20143260

>>20137486
Anon please, I'm sure she's just dressed up like a superhero.

>> No.20143275

>>20143251
>They only attack and rape if provoked and can live with humans
Something like this.

>> No.20143285

>>20143251
Whatever allows me to go out of my way to become the biggest piece of rape bait on the planet.

>> No.20143300

>>20143128
Good to know that self-righteous vigilantism still exists in the form of autistic shit lickers like you I guess.

>> No.20143312

>>20143275
Keep in mind what counts as provocation would vary by species and individuals.
>Accidentally bump into an Ogre causing her to drop some food
>She rapes you in half to teach you a lesson
>You can an older Succubus pretty
>She can't hold herself back and drags you into her lewd den

>>20143285
Second option it is then.
If I wanted to be rape bait I'd walk in to a notorious Oni bar wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and then shout about how only a real woman can make me cum.

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>>20143312
You gonna get taken home, Oni slut.

>> No.20143331

>>20143160
I couldn't imagine it's anything other than mental illness. If someone really wanted to be annoying and spam, they probably wouldn't do it on /jp/, nor would they use a tripcode.

>> No.20143348

>>20143251
>They only attack and rape if provoked and can live with humans
Mostly this. Though I also like some monsters still being like number 1.
If given the chance, the vast majority would live with humans in peace. Extremist wouldn't since they are, you know, extremist.

>> No.20143400

>>20143312
>bump into an Ogre
Good luck undressing me, I've got too many layers! Eh? EHH?

>> No.20143440

>>20143348
On top of extremists you'd also have species who are too uncivilized to live among humans. Things like Orc hordes, Werewolf packs, evil Vampires, etc...

>>20143327
That's what life is about.

>> No.20143452

>>20143440
Vampires are HIGHLY civilized.

>> No.20143465

>>20143452
Tell that to the ones who kidnap shotas to hire as butlers and occasionally unleash hungry ghouls on defenseless towns.

>> No.20143469

>>20143440
Now I want too see a town who accepts monster girls take in some of them, have succubi guards or something against the uncivilized monster that are around like Werewolves.

>> No.20143483

>>20143465
>keep a butler
>get called uncivilized
Anon you need to take a look at your terminology and reconsider it.

>> No.20143506

>>20143452
Says the person who probably enjoys a race who eats, fucks, or makes a boat out of everything.

>> No.20143507

>>20143483
The way they treat humans definitely is uncivilized, unless you're some sort of freak who likes being a bloodbag slave.

>> No.20143516

>>20143251
Attacked and rape if provoked for sure but with some attacking on sight. You only get raped if you want to, it's perfect!

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>>20143507
Nothing wrong with serving a higher purpose!

>> No.20143522

>>20143506
Makes a boat?

>> No.20143622

>>20143186
>What is reason behind the pickle guy?
Every now and again a different way to shit the thread is brought to the table.
>Why is ace so autistic about headpats?
Most people are autistic about fetishes, ace just has the money to feed it.
>Why is that one guy so angry about Beast?
Beast is a man who has gained a following a dispite his short comings, personally I vote jelousy.
>Why do certain convo loops keep happening?
becuase a decent chunk of people don't care about the lore unless it hurts them at the core like bicorn, tentacles or some shit
>Why are waifu questionnaires the go-to for convos?
Its easier to talk about personal fantasy than story/scenario building/lore
>Why why why?

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Would you want your waifu to know how to cast magic?

>> No.20143643

>>20143630
How else is she supposed to brainwash and enslave human girls?

>> No.20143652

>>20143630
It would be weird if she couldn't. Considering she's a lich and all.

>> No.20143660

>>20143630
To add, my Dark Slime waifu would abuse magic at every opportunity, using it for base convenience with no sense of right or wrong.
>>20143643
Don't you mean enslave monstergirls?
>>20143652
Necromancy seems less utilitarian than most magical practices.

>> No.20143661

>>20143652
what if a lich just did regular science with corpses instead of necromacy?

>> No.20143665

>>20143630
The jinko wouldn't but the cheshire would know a few spells, but mostly alchemy.

>> No.20143671

>>20143630
She'd have quite a bit of magic and knowledge but she wouldn't bother learning spells. She can solve most things with strength and fireballs afterall.

>> No.20143672

>>20143630
Nah, we have a family Lich around for things like that.

>> No.20143678

>>20143660
A Lich would still know general magic and all that. It's like a doctor, even if you're a brain surgeon, you still know general health and biology

>>20143661
But anon, science is magic.

>> No.20143681

>>20143630
I think it'd be pretty neat for Wife Slime to know some white magic.

>> No.20143695

>>20143452
I want to do uncivilized things with a loli vampire that comes to suck my blood in the middle of the night.

>> No.20143700

>>20143665
>Cheshire using alchemy
Like actual Solomon style alchemy? That's a serious Cheshire.
>>20143671
Dragon or Hinezumi?
>>20143672
Liches must be the Uncle Fester of Undead communities. I bet they are called to fix clumsy undead all the time, when not doing weird science.

>> No.20143704

>>20143700
>the Uncle Fester of Undead communities
I like to think something like the Igors from Discworld.

>> No.20143708

>>20143695
I want to do extremely lewd things to one.
Kinky things.

>>20143700
Yep, although she mainly uses it for potions that she can sell online or slip to me and the jinko.
Or herself when she wants to raise that viewer count a bit

>> No.20143709

>>20143700
Dragon, she's a cutie.

>> No.20143717

>>20143708
Cheshire who lewd streams? Sounds like a fun lass.

>> No.20143718

>>20143630
No way, I'd probably have enough trouble keeping track up with her and the other two wives as it is. Last thing I'd need would be her being able to teleport around or paralyze/shotafy me on a whim.

>> No.20143722

>>20143186
>Why is ace so autistic about headpats?
Because he hates the porn part of MGE.

>> No.20143730

>>20143717
Yep.
Although she does do more normal streams, that she's pretty good at, she does do lewder ones that sometimes involve her potions.

Which makes it funny when she messes one up and gets a more extreme effect than she anticipated.
Occasional appearances by me and the jinko.

>> No.20143738

>>20143681
A Nuero would make a good White Mage. They are excellent caretakers. I can see one creating a very modest robes to wear for adventures.
>>20143709
What color? This is important.
>>20143718
That could be a little fun, but three wives and no spellcasting? What are they?

>> No.20143757
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Would you a Haro MG?

>> No.20143765

>>20143738
Super evil black cutie dragon.

>> No.20143768

>>20143757
Those sound like they'd be assistant automatons.
I was expecting them to be more loli sized.

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>> No.20143780

>>20143765
Hello me. How am I doing today?

>> No.20143795

>>20143780
Same as always, enjoying thoughts of massaging the dragon wife to make her relax.

>> No.20143833

>>20143630
A Monkey Magician? I don't know.

Sounds like just another recipe for more mischief.

>> No.20143847

I want to give a Kikimora an enema that consists of 1 part Manticore venom and 3 parts Apophis venom, then put a chastity belt on her.

>> No.20143852
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>> No.20143853

>>20143847
You're a weird man.

>> No.20143859

>>20143847
That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

>> No.20143861

>>20143852
The Eldest of the Hinezumi Sisters! I bet she's strong!

>> No.20143868

>>20143861
Strong maybe, but as the eldest she's also too serious.

>> No.20143882

>>20143643
Is your waifu a mindflayer?

>you will never kidnap human girls for your ancient evil mindflayer mistress

>> No.20143901

>>20143847
I like that idea A LOT!

>> No.20143906

>>20143186
What doth life.

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>>20143906
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk, hug at you!

>> No.20143927

>>20143852
I want to smack monstergirls clothed but nopan asses.

>> No.20143930

>>20143901
>denying your wife sex
Scum

>> No.20143937

>>20142236
>you will never get to bully a centaur by setting up Cheval de Frise

>> No.20143941

>>20143738
The wives are mice!

>> No.20143953

>>20143722
I will never understand Ace.

>> No.20143957

>>20143630
Atlach-Nachas can probably be well versed in magic, but I prefer mine to have absolutely no knowledge about magic and solely use her huge reserves of mana on spinning her web.

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>>20143930
It's not about denying sex. It's about building up her lust and desire to the point that she breaks off the belt purely from an overabundance of lustful rage and assaults your dick with all of her desire, to the point that it becomes an actual rape.

>> No.20143967

>>20143708
>Kinky things.
No need to make things complicated. Just prone bone her and lay enough weight on her to push her into the soft bed. And then mating press her the same way, and then prone bone her the same way again, and then mating press her again, and prone bone her again, and take a break to molest her butt before anally prone boning her the same way. And enjoy her tsundere comments and her calling you an uncouth peasant.

>> No.20143971

>>20143965
Nice desu.

>> No.20143990

>>20143967
Anon please, escalation is all part of the fun.

>> No.20144002
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>>20143465
>you will never grow up with a vampire mistress

>> No.20144010

>>20143660
Necromancy and eromancy are just a Lich's specializations. She's still going to be above average with other branches of magic.

>> No.20144024

>>20143722
If ace had control i think the raiju would be a cat

>> No.20144063

>>20144002
I bet their relationship is actually really sweet.

>> No.20144098

>>20143852
We all know of the possibilities a small mouse brings. What about a big mouse?

>>20143927
nopan > pan but no clothes > pan and clothes > naked
That goes for everything monster girl related, not just ass smacking.

>> No.20144099

Noppera-bo girl when?

>> No.20144121
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>>20144098
Big mice are part of big packs. And they have big racks!

>> No.20144151

>>20144121
>Big pack full of big mice
A regular pack of small mice is already a lot to deal with, I can't fathom a man pleasing all these rodents.
>And they have big racks!
I'd pay good money to get buried in mouse tits.

>> No.20144162
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>> No.20144165

>>20144162
What a thin tail.

>> No.20144181

>>20144162
>>20144165
Old school snakes don't like extra meat it seems. Sad news.

>> No.20144261

>>20143852
I see how she's looking away. Tsundere martial arts mouse?

>> No.20144274

>>20143990
If you have a cute loli vampire, then all that's needed is a lot of horny lolibreeding.

>> No.20144394
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>> No.20144399

>>20144063
The deepest bond

>> No.20144404

>>20144394
Thanks dpc.

>> No.20144420
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20144420

Yep, I'm thinking about Gazers again this weekend.

Using her power of suggestion to prevent movement while she teases your dick with her hands and feet.
Leaving trails of that inky black substance all over your body as she takes in your expression, twisted by bliss.

>> No.20144448

>>20143868
Throwing water at her would only piss her off I guess.

>> No.20144468

>>20144404
>dpc
Who?

>> No.20144497
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>> No.20144502

>>20144468
I think he meant doc.

>> No.20144532

>>20144502
Never trust undead doctors. It'd be like trusting an out of shape chubby Salamander to coach you.

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>>20144532
Rude.

>> No.20144553

>>20144532
I want a chubby, out of shape salamander to coach me though.
Not because I need the help lifting, but because I want to see her fat ass and chest try to escape her bra and spats.

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>> No.20144594

>>20144532
>undead doctors
You'll probably become one of the undead kingdom inhabitants when she's done with you.

>> No.20144612
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>>20144586
So this is how scylla anatomy works.

>> No.20144672

>>20143312
>>You can an older Succubus pretty
>>She can't hold herself back and drags you into her lewd den

This, but with an older dark elf

>> No.20144677

>>20144594
Stick to the liches working under Grelia.

>> No.20144706

>>20143312
I think it the list for everyday things that could cause a helldoggo to rape you is probably longer than the list of what doesn't.

>> No.20144836 [DELETED] 

I want to shove my dick in my Anubis daughteru’s cunny!

>> No.20144868

>>20144586
Imagine being at sea for weeks with not even a private time for yourself and then a Scylla jumps aboard and flaunts her ass at you. This is how marriages start.

>>20144706
Stop complaining and rape her back like any real man would.

>> No.20144943

>>20144868
But that's exactly what she wants-to get you addicted to her pussy.

>> No.20144952
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>> No.20144963

>>20144943
When a Hellhound pins you down and mercilessly shakes her hips on your dick is totally different than when you put her in a rear naked choke and send her to pound town.
One is an aggravated destruction of your pelvis with the intention of making you hers, the other is a sheer display of manliness with the intention of showing you're her equal.

>> No.20144970

>>20144963
She doesn't care either way.

>> No.20144978

>>20144952
What's the consensus on paws like this?
Something about them puts me off.

>>20144970
True, but if you never raped her back she might get the idea that you're defenseless and that will cause her to become overly protective.
You don't want a canine from inferno to shove your head into her cleavage whenever there is the slightest hint of danger around.

>> No.20144992

>>20144978
I don't really like them that much, for me it's either fluffy or human. I'm fine with scales like that though.

>> No.20145000

>>20144970
To a point. If you start to get tired or exhausted she's likely to take initiative back.

>> No.20145071

>>20144978
>Something about them puts me off.
Agree, KC's big fluffy paws look much cuter and better

>> No.20145073

>>20144978
>True, but if you never raped her back she might get the idea that you're defenseless and that will cause her to become overly protective.
>You don't want a canine from inferno to shove your head into her cleavage whenever there is the slightest hint of danger around.
But your wrong. I want exactly this to happen. In fact regular pelvis destruction at home and overly protective in public would be heaven.

>>20144868
>Stop complaining and rape her back like any real man would.
Im not complaining. I would love discovering all the things that make her rape me.

>> No.20145089

Big girls are best girls regardless of species

>> No.20145125
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>>20145089
You are wrong

>> No.20145126

>>20145089
Would a sandworm with the interior body of a loli but still has a large shell that's bigger than a bus be considered a big girl? Or would she be considered a little girl?

>> No.20145127

>>20145073
>Im not complaining. I would love discovering all the things that make her rape me.

Giving her fat butt a big slap is a good trick.
After making a yelp sound she would give you a grin and say
>It's on now

It's a pretty rebellious move too so the rape would be long and hard. Would recommend

>> No.20145135

>>20145125
>Baphomet Dakimakura
>Drawn by KC
What did he mean by this?

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>>20145089
You are correct

>> No.20145141

>>20145126
The girl is the "real body", so the latter.

>> No.20145149

>>20145089
>Big demon or big dark elf
o-oh

>> No.20145172

>>20144532
Maybe I could start with a chubby salamander and work my way up? I’m out of shape myself and could use a staggered approach.

>> No.20145189

>>20145127
Gotta go even further and not just smack her ass but grab it firmly. Then you kiss her hard and with your free hand to grab and knead her breasts. Dont think she would let me leave our bedroom but it would be so worth it.

>> No.20145211

>>20145149
My man.
I want a big dark elf with big muscles, big height, and a huge ass

>> No.20145233
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>>20145125
I love Bapho-chan so much!
I want her to sit on my lap while she works!

>> No.20145248

>>20145233
Do you lift her up when she needs a book on the top shelf?

>> No.20145252

>>20145233
Do you think a bapho would enjoy sitting on your lap as you play vidya?
Surely she wouldn't grind her rump against your crotch during a boss fight to make you lose and call you a filthy lolicon for reacting like that.

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>>20145248
She can just float them down with magic, but I would be honored if she'd let me do that!

>> No.20145269

>>20145211
I do prefer "normal" sized or tall dark elves, but I see the appeal. The concept had just never entered my mind before. What would be her personality?

>> No.20145273

>>20145252
Considering what the size of the rear of my baphomet would have, I'd be playing with my dick in her rear before too long.

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>>20145252
Sounds like a devious setup for some VS mode.

>"Hope you're ready for the punishment game, Onii~chan!"

>> No.20145276

>>20145258
>not floating up to the books so you're getting a panty shot
You're not thinking like a monster.

>> No.20145278

>>20145269
An aloof but haughty girl that unknowingly teases me when she lifts and is displaying that huge rear of hers.

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>>20145089
LN has some BIG onis.

>> No.20145293

>>20145278
Sounds nice. Remember to be diligent with having a towel ready when she lifts

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>>20145276
>Not suggesting she'd do such a thing after floating the books down to her, only to gauge your reaction to ecchi thoughts and then laugh at you for it
Neither are you

>> No.20145298

>>20145293
Of course, she always wants the sweat wiped from her muscular body, especially from those thick thighs of hers.
Hard slabs of muscle from the squats and leg exercises she does.

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>>20145283
Indeed he does. Would you prefer a yuppy Oni who'd dress up for your first date in a fine wine & dine restaurant, or a rough and tumble working-class Oni who grabs you by the hand and drags you to a dive bar two blocks from the industrial area?
Or a rough and tumble Oni princess who uses her public persona to get to know her kinswomen better?

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>>20145283

>> No.20145408

>>20145298
She also lets you lick right?

>> No.20145414

>>20145408
Only if there's no towels when she lays down for the towling and her massages.
Or when she's not paying attention to such a thing after her heaviest workouts.

>> No.20145428

>another Halloween
>still no vampire gf

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>>20145428
How would you like your vampire gf?

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>>20145389
>We are experiencing rough conditions. Please hold on. We are sorry for any inconvenience.

>> No.20145446

I want a Vampire Mosquito with big titties after having her fill of my blood.
After is when she is gets a fill of spirit energy.

>> No.20145449

>>20145441
>>20145389
I only just realized these aren’t the same guys.

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halloween wife

>> No.20145476

done with full raw TL of Level Drain:

Difficulty ◊◊◊
Mana consumption ◊◊


A high class spell that wrings out the targets semen together with his experience and knowledge and makes it oneself's, this secret spell can only be used by inma of the highest rank.
With this it is possible for the caster to suck out and steal the [power] of the target, which is the mana together with the experience and knowledge he holds, and make it her own by having sexual intercourse with the target.
The target will pour his experience and knowledge into the inma as he ejaculates, and after all of it has been snatched away even his very age will be handed over to the inma, reducing him to a baby knowing nothing before long.
All of the sucked out power turns into the inma's power, even the fencing skills the target kept polishing without break in order to protect everyone from mamono, even all of the piled up wisdom in order to explain the truth of all the things, all of it is turned into a thing solely for squeezing out the target's semen, it is changed into the inma's charm that drives mad, and into the inma's skill that brings pleasure to men.
Namely, if the target is a hero with long military record or a renovated sorcerer, so a person wielding strong power, the power of the inma holding this magic will become high, making it difficult for the target to resist that inma.

In the age of the previous demon lord influential inma used this magic to amass power at infinitum, but non the less, this magic had its nature changed in the current age just like the other forms of Nymphomancy.
For the inma of the current age, men aren't just food to be milked dry one-sidedly, but rather a parter gifted to each other, and so the husband's everything is their own, while on the same time all of their own is the husband's.
Namely, [level drain] in the current age too is not a [one-sided exploitation] at one's convenience, but had it's nature changed to a magic of [sharing] power.
The way the power is sucked out of men remains the same, but it is not snatched away at one's convenience permanently, it's nature is changed into only temporarily borrowing it, letting the inma enjoy sex with that power for a while, and after that the power is always returned to the man.
Furthermore because of the nature of mamono mana, the power that has become one inside the inma will swell up even bigger, and so the sucked out fencing skills will be even better, and the knowledge he holds will be even clearer in his mind once they are returned to the man.
And so, as the inma and her husband cycle the power between them as a [spouses] sharing of power, it turns into magic mutualy boosting them without limit.
On the other hand it is also possible for the inma to lend her power to the husband, adding it to his own power and gifting him with vigour and sexual technique like an inma, while she herself will turn into a state just like a powerless human maiden, so enjoying sex in that way will become a possibility too.

In response to the size of the [power] sucked out, the ejaculation one has while an inma uses [level drain] will be accompanied by stronger pleasure than a regular ejaculation.
And as everything is being spilled to the inma, the ejaculation will be accompanied by an illusion of one's very being and soul being sucked out, together with bringing an unusual pleasure to the man, an immoral joy of entrusting everything to the inma, and also a feeling not unlike relief as the inma receives his everything.
In addition to this, as oneself becomes empty inside, filled with only the pleasure poured in from the inma and a precarious pleasure from being full with a sense of freedom, men will become addicted to [level drain]
As for the height of pleasure being dependant on the sucked out power, namely, if the man's power is strong, then the pleasure of having power milked out by a inma during ejaculation will be high, and if the power sucked from the man is high, then the inma earning it will receive rather strong pleasure from the man.
And so, it is not unusual that a hero who trained in order to fight mamono, even after having lost the need to fight mamono from becoming a mamono's companion, will continue to train just in order to maintain that level of pleasure.
Furthermore, the power sucked out from a man with [level drain] will be, temporarily, concentrate the inma's efforts in order to change it into the inma's power, and by repeating the sharing as the inma returns the power, the man himself and that power will become influenced by the inma.
The man will come to value obscene things, and together with becoming tainted with values close to that of inma by giving maximum priority to pleasure from having sex with his partner, receives skills and physique similar to an inma in order to pleasure females, and there are even cases were he may master [Nymphomancy], which is usually difficult for men to learn.
(cont.)

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>>20145476

Taking everything from the target with [level drain] also means learning everything about the target.
If an inma without parter should perform [level drain], she will gain deep knowledge about that specific man from taking in half his life into her own body, and if she doesn't avoid attachment to the target flowing in, then the target will be strongly imprinted into both her body and mind as her husband.
Also, even after taking him as partner [level drain] will take everything from the husband, making her perceive him more directly during the act, and each time the husbands power, that is, will come to reaffirm just how much of a charming person he is to her, herself having him chosen as her male, and her love and dependence on him will grow even stronger each time.
Mamono consider their husbands as if they were part of themselves, as a person to cherish, but by repeatability using [level drain] the spouses will come to sense each other even more as halves of themselves, and there will be a strong sense of being one in body and soul.

[Aah...... Your [life] is really tasty... In order to come to my side... and in order for this moment, all the life you have piled up till now is lovely......]
~Lilim ushering in a hero into the depths of a demon realm~

(pic)
[Elzana]-chan, a demon belonging to the [Kuroferuru Sabbath] with great pride in using Nymphomancy during sex, using [level drain]

****
his was rather annoying to TL since many points were either repeated with slightly different wording or redundant

>> No.20145487

>>20145437
>10-20cm taller
>very light hair, light blonde or even bordering on white/silver
>toned
>red eyes
>sclera may turn black when appropriate or on command
However the only really important is her, my waifu is an abstract concept, the physical form does not matter anywhere near as much, could be anything from a demon to a dragon to whatever.

>> No.20145496

>>20145484
oh right, blue bord https://imgur.com/8voMC8O
but not like you guys haven't already seen the pic in question

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>>20145449
Faceless generic bald Anon just grew hair between panels. Becoming the protagonist of an Oni vanilla love manga does that to you.

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>>20145496
Too late, you're probably going on vacation.

>> No.20145526

>>20145513
Usually you can get away with it if it's a mistake and you delete it as soon as possible

>> No.20145527

>>20145498
Alternatively, there’s some poor bald man to the right of the photo that just had his toupee knocked off him.

>> No.20145529

>>20145476
Snowballing levels, then.

>> No.20145548

>>20145459
>shimapan
Top tier pantsu.
>>20145476
>>20145484
I'd like to see a magically gifted low rarity monstergirl making use of this skill.

>> No.20145589

>>20145484
So it's just an extra way to suck up energy?

>> No.20145604

I think I have an addiction to Gyaru monsters.

>> No.20145625

>>20145548
best wolfu best pantsu

>> No.20145645

>>20145437
Blonde loli vampire, can't go wrong with the classics.

>> No.20145652

>>20145476
>>20145484
Thanks momo.
>Taking everything from the target with [level drain] also means learning everything about the target.
This is slightly terrifying and way more sexy than it should be.

>> No.20145655
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Doppelgangers need more love.

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>>20145655

>> No.20145689

>>20143128
Ganbatte, anubis-chan

>> No.20145694

>>20145652
That's why I don't like hakutaku so much.

>> No.20145707

>>20145655
Doppel is my favorite EMG girl, and I hope KC gives us something similar. Shoggy is close I guess.

>> No.20145713

>>20145652
>I know all your weakspots
>Your body doesn't lie!

>> No.20145730

>>20144952
>random pixiv filename
Can I get some sauce please and thank you?

>> No.20145735

>>20145730
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71370327

>> No.20145745

>>20145730
As a fun hint for next time, all pixiv urls work the same so if you open up any pixiv image and replace the file name at the end with the one in the image before the "_" it works.

>> No.20145753

>>20145526
yeah, I deleted it as soon as it let me

>>20145589
more efficient. Effectively power leveling

>> No.20145763

>>20145745
>>20145735
Thanks.

>> No.20145773

>>20145730
Put the number at the end of a pixiv url or just download 4chanx

>> No.20145776

>>20145283
God I love when the big girls just look scaled up rather than what actual really tall humans look like

Probably because it makes them seem less human

>> No.20145818

>>20145776
Big is best.

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>>20145437
Can't go wrong with loli vampire in general

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>>20145776
>>20145818
You're going to make an Ogre girl very happy. Possibly pregnant.

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>>20145821
What about loli vampire [/spoiler]boats[/spoiler]?

>> No.20145852

>>20145845
Boats are not my thing, but that is cute

>> No.20145853

>>20145842
Of course.
She'd get all the little ogres.

>> No.20145861

>>20145589
A new type/depth of pleasure, a deeper sense of intimacy, a way to learn a lot about someone rapidly, it has a lot of applications.

>> No.20145865

>>20145845
>not the boat literally named Vampire
You disappoint me.

>> No.20145868

>>20145845
Chinkolle has one.

>> No.20145872

>>20145868
>Chinkcolle
Which one?

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>>20145872
What else?

>> No.20145913

>>20145476
>even his very age will be handed over to the inma

Is this how heroes get reduced to shotas?

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>>20145882

>> No.20145967

We need more muscle mofu.

>> No.20145972
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>>20145913
This is how a knights Demon archnemesis becomes his oneesan.

>> No.20145973

>>20145967
We need muscle Slimes. Like a /fit/ Shog cardio bunny.

>> No.20145990

>>20145913
Yep, it comes back after a time but it's perfect for some play, though it can be dangerous since using it too much can cause a little addiction.

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>>20145913

>> No.20146002
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>>20145967
Muscle foxes don't exist.
The closest you can get is wolfus and wans.

>> No.20146010

>>20145821
>You will never help defend your vampire mistress's mansion from pesky invaders and thiefs

Even when it is hopeless when red-white breaks in.

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>>20146002
>Muscle foxes don't exist

>> No.20146016

>>20145973
Slimes can't be fit, they're goo.

>>20146002
They can be found or made, just gotta convince your mofu wife that its the path she should take

>> No.20146019
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>>20145973
This Shoggy, all grown up, as a boobalicious, spats-wearing, bombshell who likes aerobics.
>>20146016
Lies!

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>>20146011
That's barely approaching toned. I mean muscle, not runner body.

>> No.20146056
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20146056

>>20145845
This is the best loli Vampire.
Mina.

>> No.20146069
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20146069

You wouldn't stick your dick in a centipede.

>> No.20146080

>>20145476
>>20145484
I'm not sure What I think of this. Having a monster literally take everything, memory and all, is fucking terrifying. I'm not sure if KC could have made this in a way that's not terrifying, but still.

>> No.20146085
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20146085

Memes
Apparently someone's making a VRChat thing. Or just more memes. Same Twitter as the Rata 3D model

>> No.20146095

>>20146080
Some parts of this turn me on, others don't.

Trust in your partner not to go too far is the key here and I think that's really romantic.

>> No.20146099

>>20146085
>VRChat
Oh fuck off.

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>>20146080
That's what happens when you think about MGE with the head on your shoulders instead of the one on your crotch.

>> No.20146113

>>20146019
Goo cannot be muscled.
Goo is goo

>> No.20146132

>>20146080
Well they are monsters after all but then again only high rank monsters would be able to use it so I wouldn't worry too much unless you encountered a high level extremist.

>> No.20146137

>>20146080
Really wouldn't mind my waifu having total knowledge of me. Like whats she gunna do with it.

>> No.20146154

>>20146095
>>20146137
>Trust in your partner not to go too far is the key here and I think that's really romantic.
That's kind of the vibe I get from this. I'm fine with my wife doing this, but still, slightly terrifying.

>>20146106
Well my boner is also sightly terrified.

>>20146132
Fair point. But considering this is MGE, if you're trying to be a hero and haven't got a waifu already, it's gonna happen sooner or later.

>> No.20146182

>>20146154
For the whole hero thing is just for being strong enough so you can pick your wife instead of just getting raped. Yeah it's going to happen but at elast you have a choice most of the time.

>> No.20146184

>>20146000
My favorite snake

>> No.20146191

>>20146132
>>20146154
Sounds like a great LN setup.
>High level hero
>Gets level drained by a succubus
>Even if she gives it all back, he's still sad
>Succubus now needs to restore his smile

I like redemption arcs

>> No.20146196

>>20146191
You might be onto something there, anon.

>> No.20146202

>>20146182
For me*

>>20146191
>Succubus level drains a hero
>Learns about all the people he was forced to kill, the suffering he saw and how he has depression because of it
>Healing ensues

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>>20146191
She just needs to train him back up and beyond

>> No.20146226

>>20146154
trust isn't really an issue here, since monstergirls are absolutely devoted to their husbands after all. Also if she were to use the reverse drain you'd logically learn everything about her in turn, no?

>> No.20146234

>>20146000
My favorite snake

She would have liter

>> No.20146249

>>20146000
My favorite snake

She would have literally been perfect if she had inverted nipples like the ones that mermaid the same artist drew in a later thing

>> No.20146266
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20146266

Dullahan's are the cutest and most lovable Monster Girl type.

>> No.20146275

>>20146266
>The color version of her shows that she's blue
Blue makes literally everything better

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20146307

>>20146266
>Posting HANGUL

>> No.20146353

What would happen if a gaijin were to go to Zipangu's most notorious red district and demand to be serviced by the most experienced courtesan there?

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>>20146266
They are indeed cute.

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witchy

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20146391

>>20146353

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20146394

Keep your Jiangshi limber

>> No.20146400
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>>20146368

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20146406

Oh no.

>> No.20146445
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https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=71381300

>> No.20146452

>>20146445
This Fox needs to stop teasing the young village men who help out at her shrine.

>> No.20146463

>>20146445
I want to get various Zipangu girls after me as a moderately successful mercenary as they try to 'remove' me, only for them to find out that a manticore venom overdose and some questionable enchantments have given me 'explosive' prowess in bed.

>> No.20146473
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20146473

I cant decide my top MG between vampire or dragon anons

are vampiric dragons a thing?

>> No.20146475

>>20146445
Yes.

>> No.20146481

>>20146473
no but they should be.

>> No.20146482
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20146482

This is your new supervisor.

>> No.20146494
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>>20146473
Dumbpire.

>> No.20146499

>>20146482
How long is my "Break" time, Ms. Supervisor?

>> No.20146511
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20146511

>>20146482
what happened to my previous supervisor?

>> No.20146533

>>20146473
The closest I've seen is a certain leviathan from monster hunter frontier.

>> No.20146584
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20146584

Seaworld is the best!

>> No.20146601
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20146601

>tfw no blood dragon knight wife

>> No.20146608

>>20146601
Meant to reply to >>20146473

>> No.20146612

Tall nacho with heels or small Nacho with heels?

Both are in adult bodies by the way.

>> No.20146632
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daily reminder dragonpussies are dangerous

>> No.20146636

>>20146612
Loli nacho in heels. And in nothing else.

>> No.20146651

>>20146612
Shortstack Nacho ofc. Dunno about the heels because she is gonna be in my breeding pouch quite a bit.

>> No.20146659
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20146659

Brehs.

>> No.20146661

>>20146612
>>20146636
Remember, Demon realm silver heels

>> No.20146672

>>20146632
That means you gotta make your dick just as dangerous.

>> No.20146674

>>20146659
Why does she have to be weird about it?

>> No.20146677

>>20146659
Woof.

>> No.20146683

>>20146661
They must make a hell of a noise going down the hallway.

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>> No.20146691

>>20146672
But then dangerous will clash with dangerous anon

>> No.20146695

>>20146659
But I'm not sick.

>> No.20146700

>>20146686
Doppel no!

>> No.20146701

>>20143630
Why would I not want to have a waifu with phenomenal cosmic power?

>> No.20146703

>>20146691
That's exactly how sex with a dragon should be like. I'd wrestlesex with mine until the ground cracked and there were burn marks all over the place, sure we wouldn't be able to use hotel rooms but it would be worth it.

>> No.20146712

What wpuld liches write dissertations on?
>The functions of human sweat and possible pheromone theory
>Anatomical differences between the different members of the chimera family and an insight into monster variation
>The case of pox-a detailed study of past events, current risk and possible treatments

>> No.20146736

>>20146703
Fireproof the room or tell her to fly you to a cave during those cuddle urges

>> No.20146746

>>20146683
hah, for special occasions then

>> No.20146754

>>20146736
Our room would be no problem but everywhere else would be dangerous to have sex on. I'd probably end up learning pocket dimension magic just in case.

>> No.20146755

>>20146463
Anon no!

>> No.20146780

>>20146712
>My Husband: The cutest human to exist? Yes.

>> No.20146795
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>>20146712
Scientific explanation of why Lich loves Anon.

>> No.20146801

>>20146780
>Experiment: Is my husband the cutest human that exists?
>Hypothesis: Yes, he is
>Test: Looked at husband
>Results: Concluded that my husband is indeed cutest human that exists.

>> No.20146811

>>20146755
Anon YES!
If I don't have a cumbloated kunoichi stumbling out of my tent, trying to vanish away only to end up face first on the ground a few feet away then I'll have failed!
And that's not factoring in oni, ochis, and those foxes that try anything!

>> No.20146817

>>20146811
You will get swarmed by raijus idiot

>> No.20146821

>>20146811
I'm fine with that.
A few cumdrunk raijus can be fun as well.

>> No.20146828

>>20146821
>>20146817
Miss-clicked

>> No.20146841

>>20146828
you are hopeless

I hope a tribe of ushi onis kidnap you and constantly drain you nonstop

>> No.20146849

>>20146841
I doubt they share very well.

>> No.20146854

>>20145916
What would a Youko or Inari think of a man wearing a Kitsune mask? It it like a “MOFU SLUT” t-shirt?

>> No.20146857

>>20146849
Then a single one will have to teach your dick a lesson,or a zipangu echidna

>> No.20146887

>>20146841
They can come for me!
Not my fault they want to try to remove the Gaijin dick from the battlefield!

>> No.20146890
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>>20146854
It's an invitation to get proactively dated.

>> No.20146909

>>20146854
"Oya oya~ So it's Kaku-ren-bo then?"
>She pulls out a smiling Oni mask
"I guess that means that I'm IT."

>> No.20146928

https://youtu.be/yl8JkVvHgvE?list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it

>> No.20146964

>>20146928
Holy shit, that guy is still kicking on the internet? Last i seen him, he was making a review of asobi ni iku yo on blip.

>> No.20146965

>>20146928
Can we gas these people? How many of you faggots sound like this?

>> No.20146989

>>20146928
>Sandworm on the list
Absolutely heretical. This guy has shit taste, and he sounds like a queer.

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>> No.20147025

>>20146964
>>20146989
You haven't seen the half of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JPDLb50iIE&t=0s&list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it&index=205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXpC3sr9wAA&t=0s&list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it&index=209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdcePQ2pXMo&t=0s&list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it&index=210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7qAFg00wYw&t=0s&list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it&index=211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vveIS6gcdn4&t=0s&list=PLx5fH6ADgt53mB8DQpR9Vic9iklnWO-it&index=212

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>> No.20147042

>>20147025
I'm not gonna grace his shitty videos with more views. His voice is already shrill as it is. My ears deserve better.

>> No.20147048

What happens if a hero powerlevels so much that the echidna cant take him on?

>> No.20147053

>>20147039
Dumb zombie

>> No.20147060

>>20147025
>talks about Monster Girl Encyclopedia
>Discusses shit not in the encyclopedia
Is this guy just really retarded, or just really incompetent? Who watches his videos? Who fucking likes him enough to legitimately give him money?

>> No.20147062

>>20137759
Go away Elon, don't you have catgirls to be working on?

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>> No.20147093

>>20147048
They have lots of sex and make lots of daughterus.

>> No.20147101

>>20147093
no no anon,you see,this hero can beat ANY echidna dungeon

>> No.20147105

>>20147101
So are you telling me he'll go through her cervix? That means even more babies!

>> No.20147107

>>20147060
He's just desperate for views, that's all.

>> No.20147108

>>20146990
>>20147039
>>20147091
This is spam.

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>>20146482
Geez, this new supervisor has just as much trouble eating yogurt as the last one.
I want to teach my new boss how to eat yogurt properly!

>> No.20147118

>>20147116
Nice boats.

>> No.20147128

>>20147108
How?

>> No.20147132

>>20147107
>He's just desperate for views, that's all.
Well if that was the case, why not talk about something popular?

>> No.20147133

>>20147128
>posting images without context
How do you even function?

>> No.20147154

>>20146928
>oomukade
>disgusting
Tell me where this guy lives, I'll smack him I swear on me mum.

>> No.20147156
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>>20146482
I want to see a Demon blush so hard that ice melts after her little brother calls her the greatest onee-san in all the realms.

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>>20147154
Easy there Paddy.

>> No.20147192

>>20147154
Considering how much of a total faggot the guy is I wouldn't be concerned. My waifu is a Night Gaunt and he kept saying on his Night Gaunt video was screaming over and over "Eww, I don't like goo monsters." like a retard.

>> No.20147194
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20147194

>>20147156
Whats the best way for an otouto to worship his demon-nee?

>> No.20147196

>>20146795
A pie chart doesn’t even make sense in this application.

>> No.20147199

>Head maid forces the other maids to begin lactating, berating them with claims that their master needs constant hydration
>In reality, she's just a pervert who enjoys how it feels and doesn't want to be the only one

>> No.20147203

>>20147194
Suck her titties.

>> No.20147210

>>20147189
>paddy
Close enough Part irish.
>>20147192
Loligaunt anon? He does seem to have terrible taste though.

>> No.20147215

>>20147196
Don't fluster her with dirty talk like that.

>> No.20147217

>>20147210
>Loligaunt anon?
Yes

>> No.20147231
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20147231

>>20147203
Be careful, lest you find yourself lacking oxygen.

>> No.20147268

>>20147217
Nice to see you're still around, your wife's a real cute one so I don't blame you for having those tastes.

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>>20147199
>actually needing other maids for assistance

>> No.20147273

>>20147199
Head Maids and head concubines like that are worth it.

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>>20147199
>>20147270
>Head Maid that forces other maids to do X
>Shog maid that just goes it on her own
>not inspiring other maids and generations of maids to follow her example
Consider the case of Maria, that shining paragon of servitude. Her master's lewd film of her has unsurprisingly become required watching for any licensed maid in MGC.

>> No.20147324

>>20147231
I don't see how that's a bad thing.

>> No.20147350

>>20147199
>>20147306
>An entire harem of thicc, lactating maids who take inspiration from Maid Maria
Good lord this level of perfection shouldn’t even be possible.

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20147383

Sure is dead in here.

>> No.20147396

>>20147210
Jim, is that you?

>> No.20147410

>>20146482
>When your demon cult finally gets its first demon.
She will really get this cult going!

>> No.20147411

>>20147383
Shush you, I'm thinking of a kiki head maid telling the other girls not just what tasks they need to do but what bodytypes they'll need to maintain.

>> No.20147415

>>20147383
Go back to bed, Lich-chan.

>> No.20147438

>>20147383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6NAY-QaXaE

>> No.20147473

>>20147410
>as she materializes all the women instantly get blasted with demon energy
>as a result they all instantly turn into the monstergirl of their choice.
only a matter of time until total take over.

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>>20138120

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