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20125748 No.20125748 [Reply] [Original]

Why would nature make fairies so lewd and fuckable?

>> No.20125837

They aren't, you faggot. Stick to human girls like that really cute Akyuu.

>> No.20125839

Is this going to be another thread of crossboarders misinterpreting /jp/ memes and conflating "fairies are easy to overpower and take your frustrations out on = fairies are raped a lot by humans" with "olol fairies are onaholes by nature and meant to be used as toys"and then that one retard comes in and starts spouting random terms like "secondary" that they heard at everyone in order to pretend that they are the biggest newfag possible?

Also when is the manga? It's the 25th already isn't it?

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>>20125839
But fairies are really the living onaholes of Gensokyo.

t. ZUNSAKA

>> No.20125880

>>20125839
I know Touhou is a fantasy land but your head needs to stop getting lost in fantasy scenarios

>> No.20125909

>>20125839
You sound like a secondary.

>> No.20125926

>>20125748
Because they are so smooth and flat

>> No.20125977

>>20125926
And bottom-heavy.
With soft bellies.

>> No.20125993
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Holy fucking shit, he's done it again.

>> No.20126043

>>20125993
Brown little girls really are the best.

>> No.20126054
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>/jp/

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>>20126043

>> No.20126215

>>20126191
How does someone manage to mistype "towards" as "away"?

>> No.20126249

>>20126215
Let's not forget it's a hag with an agenda who's saying that.

>> No.20126296

>>20126191
>run away immediately
no way, I'd pin her to the floor in a mating press her even if I end not being able to cum for a whole year!

>> No.20126806

>>20125748
Fairies are embodiments of nature. Therefore, nature itself is lewd and fuckable.

>> No.20126860
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>>20126806
Does this mean the Earth is the greatest loli onahole there is?

>> No.20127470

>>20126249
fairyfag scum and garbage.

>> No.20127506

You people are the most sickening posters on /jp/

>> No.20127538
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>>20127506
What's sickening about wanting to lick and then pound a fairy's delicious wet little cunny?
Honestly, if you don't find these girls extremely sexy, you're either a homo or a woman.

>> No.20127557

>>20127506
AQN pls go

>> No.20127573

>>20126860
You can stick your dick inside the earth at any time and she will never object. Literally the apex slut.

>> No.20127912

>>20127506
they’re secondaries who only know what touhou is through nhentai or some other shitty degenerate website

>> No.20127925

>>20127912
Responding to yourself? How shameful.

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>>20127912
>fairyposters are secondary
HA

go back to discord

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>>20127912
Is Hirasaka a secondary too?

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>>20127912
But I'm a fairycon and I've 1cc all 2hus at least on normal + 1cc all extras at least once, also read all the official manga except the horned hermit one because a shit.

Fairies are for loving headpats and blowing raspberries on their tummies.

>> No.20128129

>>20127538
I'm another poster, and I'm completely unable to find children or their fictional depictions sexy. Loli proportions = soft benis for me.
A dick growing from between my legs and the lack of a pussy exclude the possibility of being a woman, and a likewise lack of sexual attraction towards males, or trannies, or traps (or, rather, disgust), whereas I generally prefer mature big-breasted women, shows that I'm no homo either.

>> No.20128159

>>20128129
Jesus, what a queer.

>> No.20128163

>>20128129
Breasts are just fake butts. You're attracted to asses, so that's kind of homo. Your "disgust" towards homo things seems like potential denial too. I also can't help but notice you didn't say you dislike futa. How do you feel about big breasted old ladies with giant cocks?

A straight male likes women, not just big titted ones.

>> No.20128175

>>20128052
>except the horned hermit one because a shit.
Fag.

>> No.20128273

>>20128052
Horned hermit is the best one you gaybo

>> No.20128315
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>>20128163
I also hate futa, tentacles, and other niche fetishes (what's the point of mentioning this in a discussion about faggots?), and you didn't notice that I didn't say anything about liking "just big-titted ones." "Prefer" was the word I used.

>> Breasts are just fake butts. You're attracted to asses, so that's kind of homo.
Troll logic at its finest. Though I wouldn't say I don't like a nicely shaped soft female butt.

>> No.20128325

>>20128175
>>20128273
Kaseniggers not allowed here!

>> No.20128726

>>20128129
Hirasaka doesn't even draw loli. Have you seen those well developed hips? Little girls don't have that.
When people refer to loli, it's actually more likely that they're referring to midgets.

>> No.20128766

>>20125748
Because it wants you to breed and procreate.

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>> No.20128795

>>20128726
>it's actually more likely that they're referring to midgets
Midgets are deformed, like SD characters, not short, flat, and hippy.

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>> No.20128872

>>20128812
Gross.

>> No.20128902

>>20128129
t. Fag.

>> No.20128913
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i really, REALLY want to fuck Pixie.

>> No.20128934

>>20128812
I want to order Clownpiece's cunny, to go!

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>>20128812
I was going to order a bowl of soup made from stewing Clownpiece's onepiece, but she looks past expiration date.

So, instead I'll order two pieces of fairy armpit onigiri, one large mug of iced fairy pee, with fairy saliva ice cubes and one cunny-steamed hotdog. After I finish eating I'd like to have coffee strained through some freshly worn fairy panties, s'îl vous plaît.
Also I want to use a fairy's naked tummy as a platter.

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Imagine

>> No.20130857
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>> No.20131774

>>20130857
Why is Star Sexual so Sexual?

>> No.20131887

>>20130855
gulp

>> No.20132100

>>20128772
little girls wearing shirts makes my virgin adult peepee diamonds

>> No.20132118

>>20132100
What a simple fetish. Do girls not wear shirts much where you come from?

>> No.20132132

>>20125748
Cute onaholes.

>> No.20132142

>>20128772
This is what heaven looks like.

>> No.20132154

>>20132118
I think the problem lies in the fact that i have not been within 10 meters of a real girl around my age for like 6-7 years by now

>> No.20132172

>>20131774
To lure men to their doom.

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>>20129246
Sorry~~

We are out of used fairy underwear to strain your coffee with, however would you be happy with loli youkai underwear instead?

>> No.20132190

>>20130857
No way I'm using that condom, Star is too sexy to not fuck bareback.

>> No.20132191

>>20132118
Girls in America do not wear skirts outside of formal settings.

>> No.20132196
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20132196

Apex predators.

>> No.20132199

>>20132190
i think the condom is just for tease

any fairy's biggest desire is to have their wombs filled to the brim with NEET semen

>> No.20132205

>>20132172
>doom
What do you mean? Can a man die from orgasming too much or something?

>> No.20132243

>>20132205
star will ride you untill you squirt blood, anon

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>> No.20132256

Is it possible for a fairy thread to not involve sex or any other carnal desires?

>> No.20132263
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>>20132256
Maybe if you manage to have only a couple of female humans posting in said thread. But it will devolve into insulting and being jealous of the fairies.

>> No.20132264

>>20132256
whats the matter? gay?

>> No.20132340

>>20132142
>no Sunny Milk

>> No.20132349

>>20132340
Worst fairy.

>> No.20132393

>>20132349
Correct.

>> No.20132403

>>20132256
We would need a topic to focus on, like the overall ability of fairies or what's gonna happen in the chapter. Though I still think it will get sexualized one way or another, like almost every chapter from VFiS.

>> No.20132434

>>20132349
Only of the Fairies of Light, and that's unfair since Luna and Star are so good.
The worst fairy in the series is, obviously, Daiyousei.

>> No.20132441

Aaah~!, I want a fairy daughterwife!

>> No.20132445
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Speaking of which.

>> No.20132451

>>20132441
Your fairy wife is my paizuri slave, dude

>> No.20132456

>>20132445
I want to save Luna-chan from being raped by that monster just so I can rape her myself!
Luna-chan is so cute!
Luna-chan is so tight!

>> No.20132459

>>20132451
>paizuri fairy
Arrest this man.

>> No.20132470

>>20132451
*naizuri

>> No.20132480

>>20132349
sunny milk is the best fairy, star is a tease, luna is a masochist!

garbage!

eww !

Sunny milk !

>> No.20132538

>>20132434
What we know about Sunny is that she is a shit, but we don't know whether Dai is a shit or not, so she's not obviously worse.

>> No.20132555

>>20132538
this is a fairy appreciation thread, promptly remove yourself and take your negativity with you

>> No.20132565

>>20132538
>What we know about Sunny is that she is a shit
Factually wrong, you homo.
>we don't know whether Dai is a shit or not, so she's not obviously worse.
Blond little girls are cuter and more attractive than green-haired little girls, so we know that Sunny is better than Dai.

>> No.20132591

>>20132538
All fairies are good girls!

>> No.20132594

>>20132555
the only fairy here is you lad
>>20132565
nice hot opinions, freshly dumped

>> No.20132607

>>20132594
It's okay, anon, you can tell us where Sunny touched you.

>> No.20132618

>>20132607
She touched my sexy Star without my permission, the little shit!

>> No.20132665

>>20132191
He said "shirts" not "skirts", dummy.

>> No.20132678

>>20132594
how can someone harbor this much hatred for a little girl?

>> No.20132708

>>20132594
>the only fairy here is you lad
ICE BURN

>> No.20132715

>>20132678
He must be some kind of super villain!

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>>20132565
Sunny isn't blonde...

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>>20132720
Looks blond to me.

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>>20132738
Then you are legit colorblind

>> No.20132884

>>20132720
>>20132738
>>20132789
sunny is still more blonde than redhead

>> No.20132900

>>20132884
sunny is still shit, a shit and a little shit

>> No.20132906

>>20132900
cute fang though

>> No.20132917

>>20132906
yeah alright, there's better girls with cute fangs though

>> No.20132946

You wouldn't splatter a fairy's belly with your hit, filthy, stinky NEET™ semen, right?

>> No.20132949

Reminder Sunny is the most liked fairy of the 3 in Japan and Luna the least liked.

>> No.20132963

>>20132946
Are we talking inside or outside?

>> No.20132971

>>20132949
Japs have shit taste. Nothing new.

>> No.20133215

someone post akyuu's tirade about human men having sex with fairies

>> No.20133219

They draw their power from pure semen so it makes sense that they have a natural mechanism to attract such energy sources

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>>20125993
Amazing Larva legs

>> No.20133625

>>20133215
that whole manga was that

>> No.20133711

>>20133215
>>20133625
I want to fuck a fairy while Akyuu watches and masturbates in a corner.

>> No.20134234
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>>20133711
She already has enough fairy related trauma
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Garden_of_the_Sun

>Even if you came during the day, you'd be ridiculed by a great number of fairies.
>I'd like to gaze at the field while hidden from far away.

Even the 3 fairies usually play tricks on people while hidden. Imagine getting laughed at in the face by a bunch of fairies like Akyuu. If you took her on a date there, they'd probably all fuck you just to NTR her.

>> No.20134395

>>20134234
Akyuu more like Ayyykyu

>> No.20134836

>>20134234
I bet Akyuu has a cuckqueen fetish and only says those things about fairies because she's in denial.

>> No.20134901
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All fairies are best fairies and all equally deserve tummy kisses.

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>>20134901
Even the rain fairy?

>> No.20135810

>>20134234
I want a great number of faries to ridicule me.

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>>20135810
>Tiny dick! Tiny dick! Tiny dick!

>> No.20137650

>>20135810
>>20136693
That would just make me want to push them down and brutally rape them.

>> No.20138187

>>20137650
They'd beat up a weak nerd like you

>> No.20138428

>>20138187
Maybe, but they have no chance of beating my cock.

>> No.20139584

>>20132263
>a couple of female humans
Sorry brethren, but even female otaku can't resist molesting innocent little fairies, they're that erotic.

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>>20139584
I want to team up with a female otaku and rape every single fairy in Gensokyo with her.

>> No.20140969

>>20140868
dude, these fairies look a bit overfed.
Please /jp/ stop baiting fairies with candies and start using more healthy snacks.

>> No.20142067

>>20140969
why would you bait fairies with actual food when you have your dick?

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>>20142067
Are you saying you'd only need to take your dick out while in the middle of the forest for cute fairies to appear and start touching your thing with their small hands and small mouths?

If that were the case, how do you explain these pudgy fairies?

>> No.20144804

>>20144783
That's what happens when fairies drink too much semen.

>> No.20144972
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Oh you were there?

>> No.20145017

>>20144783
>Are you saying you'd only need to take your dick out while in the middle of the forest for cute fairies to appear and start touching your thing with their small hands and small mouths?
Yeah, like this
https://nhentai.net/g/57695/19/
https://nhentai.net/g/57695/20/
https://nhentai.net/g/57695/21/

>> No.20145069

>>20145017
Thanks for the ludicrous art, anon.

>> No.20146624

>>20132256
I never knew this kind of sentence was even possible.

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