Touhou Harem

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of 2hu harem do you want and how you will convince them to stay with you as lovers? Only maximum 8 girls you can have.

Mine is enough with the playable characters

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>Touhou Harem
No.

[Anonymous No.]

Any more than 2 girls is a hassle.
I would pick Reimu and Marisa since they are most likely to save me from scary hags. Also they get along okay so there's no danger of them murdering each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae, Reisen and Junko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>8 girls
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088028
>Reimu
>Marisa
>Safe from scary hags
>When the two of them are usually being hassled by top hags like Yukari and Okina

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
Have all the fairies as my onahole harem, but secretly Rumia is the main girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>harem
ill just pick 8 Yuugis, and if I can only have one of each then ill just do 1 Yuugi!

[Anonymous No.]

Help me

I'm trying to get into Touhou. I was looking them up and really like Momiji. But why do I keep finding things that associate her with /pol/ shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
>>20088222
>having a death wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088312

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088374
No really why? I don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>Satori
>Koishi
>Orin
>Okuu
>Parsee
>Yamame
>Kanako
>Suwako

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088387
I don't know honestly, I think it's just because she's cute and you can paste maga hats on her easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088401
Thank you. Hopefully people don't think I'm some /pol/ idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088335
If you're not constantly at the edge of death, you're not really living.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
8 Sannys

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
I hope you take care of the little girls and feed them everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088543
Ah, you want to catch an STD I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088312
Because one of /pol/'s generals is just autistic enough to be aware of touhou, but not autistic enough to understand that touhou is meant to be apolitical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Those and Cunnypiece.
I'd give them lots and lots of sweets, love and semen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088312
I think she was just the random unfortunate victim of an edit that really took off. Momiji is cute and pretty popular, it's not too hard to just stumble across pictures of her. I feel bad for the genuine fans she had before all of this.

[Anonymous No.]

being a man of refined taste I would only pick stage 6 bosses.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko tewi yoshika Miko okuu and narumi shou and Satono

[Anonymous No.]

>>20092636
>>20088312
>>20088387
I am her waifufag
pls understand my suffering and be nice to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
can i just have sakuya 8 times?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088387
she the only touhou with a red hat

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa, Reimu, Youmu, that's all I need.

[Anonymous No.]

You don't go full lolicon nor full hag.
You need to get a healthy mix cunny and saggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20093010
That's the worst advice I've ever heard in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20093056
But how are you supposed to be deep kissing a fairy while your dick is trapped between some huge sweaty breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20093114
Why would you want your dick between two disgusting sacks of fat?
Wouldn't it be simpler and feel way better to just put your dick inside the fairy you're french kissing?
Hags serve absolutely no purpose and should be ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli
Ran
Yukari
Nitori
Marisa
Tewi
Yuugi
Meiling

I imagine I'll convince them to stay with me using my enormous penis, that's usually how it goes with these things

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Mamizou, Suika, Yuyuko, Yukari, Kaguya, Ran, Reisen, Orin

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou, Byakuren, Meiling, Eirin, Reisen, Yukari, Sakuya, Sanae

[Anonymous No.]

>>20093214
>Why would you want your dick between two disgusting sacks of fat?
What if the disgusting sacks of fat are Clownpiece's fat buttocks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20093394
Then they would be delicious sacks of fat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Akyuu & the Hiedas

-original name do not steal-

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
Touhou isn't meant to be apolitical, did you even read AFiEU? Or some of ZUN's interviews?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088397
>Satori
>Parsee
>Orin
>Okuu
>Koishi
>Yamame

SPOOKY

[Anonymous No.]

Mamizou is the objectively best choice because she can shapeshift into all the other 2hus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20102348
But she will refuse to shapeshift into Ran, and if you recruit both of them they will fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20102612
Not true, just recruit this lewd creature. Technicaly you don't even need harem. Just convince those two to perform double action on you. Or any other Tanuki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20101938
>AFiEU
If you mean the Trump thing, it wasn't being satirized or propagandized. It was just a joke about what a terrible journalist Aya is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20102821
I was talking about the interview with Hecatia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20102636
Do you also capitalize Rabbit like this and Cat like this in the middle of a sentence?

[Anonymous No.]

Hard mode:

Your harem consists of all 2hus in group of matching hair color.

Im going with green.

[Anonymous No.]

This is lame. Anyway,

>Reimu
>Youmu
>Yuyuko
>Flandre
>Hecatia
>Okuu
>Aya
>Sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>Junko
>Patchouli
>Tenshi
>Komachi
>Nemuno
>Yuyuko
>Kagerou
>Sakuya

[Anonymous No.]

>>20103203
Blond.
Then I'd have Lily White, Clownpiece, Flandre, Suwako, Suika, Luna, Sunny and Rumia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20102891
Same thing

[Anonymous No.]

Might as well.
>>20087778
Reimu
Remilia
Yuyuko
Kasen
Luna
Kaguya
Iku
Hecatia

Reimu is a centerpiece of Gensokyo. You ca maybe pull Marisa in.
Remimi grants access to the SDM and its inhabitants. This means bringing Flan, Sakuyan, Koakunny, Patche and the fairy maids to good terms.
Yuyuko is best friends with Gaphag so I'm sure Yukari will be at least interested in how a human is friends with Yuyuko, let alone able to get to Hakugyokurou(?) without dying first or being talented, assuming you're a regular human with the tendencies of a /jp/ NEET disregarding any productive qualities
Kasen connects to the Sages and the seen and unseen members of Gensokyo. Traveling with her can be really fun just just going by the amount of stuff you'll see and learn that you didn't think of before or just random stuff nobody knows of otherwise.
Luna connects the fairies. She travels with the other fairies that make up the fairies of light so win/win if she finds you to be a nice person considering what most humans do to fairies in general.
Kaguya connects Eintei. She's a moonie princess so you get a free pass from Eirin and can see best (lunar) bunny (Reisen) whenever and maybe chat with Eirin every once in a while.
Iku connects the heavens. You can meet Tenko through her since she's more like an overseer that goes back and forwards frm the heavens on several tasks. Lightning is cool too. https://youtu.be/cRoNa4AmBVw
Hecatia connects the Moonie Hate Group (Junko), Clappiece, the Hell she reigns over, and Eiki-chan~! Heck can also be a fun person. Cunning as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20104831
>Yuyuko
She also brings Youmu..!
How could I forget the cutest addition..!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
I choose every girl in gensokyo. Fuck your maximum restriction. I'm the only one here who's gonna go to gensokyo, and ever girl there will be MINE FOR THE TAKING.

[Anonymous No.]

>Shikieiki
>Shou
>Daiyousei
>Kosuzu
>Youmu
>Komachi
>Satori
>Miko

[Anonymous No.]

>>20104879
Yeah no, get in the line like everyone else brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>20104879
You will enter Gensokyo as a pebble.
A pebble to be stepped on and broken into tiny pieces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20104879
You get Benben.
Benben alone is your harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20106225
>>20106356
>>20106375
Jelly much? Just cause I'm going to go to gensokyo and you fools will spend the rest of your miserable lives on the outside, while I'm partying it up with my 100 girl+ harem(and growing! Thanks ZUN!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20103203
Silver/white!

>Futo
>Youmu
>Sakuya (can give this one to the guy with Remi)
>Sagumin
>Keine
>Mokou
>Momiji
>Eirin
>Nazrin
>Letty
>Rinnosuke

[Anonymous No.]

>>20106375
benben is cute
i want to brush her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>20106356
I want to fucking die under Yuuka's beautiful feet!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20107422
Am I really the only person that chose Remi?
Thanks anon! Your generosity won't go uncounted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20106610
No.
Just your thinking is downright pitiful.
To have all of them means to have none of them.
They're still girls at the end of the day. A rift can be put between them and it can all fall apart at the slightest mishap.
Pitiful-anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20107422
Sometimes I wonder what Gu'is thinking and then I imagine her pulling out her phone and typing away like Celti from Durararara... If that was her name... I haven't seen Durararara in about 6 or 7 years now from AS...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
Is you're a men of culture as well, fellow fairysexual anon.

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't choose any of them, because they belong to each other!

[Anonymous No.]

Okina
Kasen
Yukari
Ran
Chen
Mai
Satono

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
It's a very hard choice. So many Touhous are aggressive and powerful so it'll only be a matter of time before the harem explodes along with you.

All you can hope for is that becoming a wife and mother will tame the Touhou of your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20109615
That's why I want to tame my harem by becoming my wives

[Anonymous No.]

I cannot imagine any Touhou would willingly live as one of someone's many fuckpets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20112837
You have to approach them slowly and get an approval from them and their close relatives. Though you might get challenged to danmaku fight to prove you are worthy. Here's how I do it for the example :
>Be a Priest's apprentice at Hakurei Shrine or Moriya Shrine
>Be a Butler at Scarlet Devil Mansion or Palace of Earth Spirits
>Be a Gardener at Hakugyokurou
>Be a Medicine peddler at Eientei
>Be a Magician's apprintance for Marisa or Alice
>Be a Monk's apprentice at Myouren Temple
>Be a Hermit's apprentice at Divine Spirit Mausoleum
>Be a Servant of Akkyu's Mansion
>Be a Shopkeeper's apprentice at Suzuraan or Kourindou

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088222
I want to RAPE Rumia's childlike body!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm danmakusexual, just like ZUN. So beautiful barraging bullets are my harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>wanting more than 1
For each additional member of your harem you have less time to spend with each of them. I'd rather give my whole heart to one special person than have split it into smaller portions for several people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
You forgot Rengeteki

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
>touhou is meant to be apolitical.
It's kind of traditionalist, though. I wonder if Shii likes 2hu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Sagume, and that's all. I don't need a harem if I can have a love story with the cute heron.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a post in another thread about masturbating to each Touhou as a way to memorize all their names. I imagine such a thing would give them all the worship and faith. If they’re all in my harem they’ll get even better than that. Pretty sure a sexual Union is strong in its own way for strengthening a cute yokai girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088312
Her little hat looked like a MAGA hat. I like the MAGAwoo edits. They’re cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20117712
"And this is Anon. He is for target practice."

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118879
It's funny to think of Touhou H-doujins as hyperstition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118889
i’m surprised the /pol/shitters didn’t choose miko as their patron touhou after the canon trump jokes
but they’re secondaries anyway so of course not

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Yukari
Yuyuko
Byakuren
Kanako
Eirin
Iku
Letty
Yuuka

[Anonymous No.]

>>20119404
I think you might have some mommy issues, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088312
She protects the base of architecture from erosion, a dutifully conservative thing to do
And pol is pro-leaf

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118889
please die

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120346
I was just answering a question, unironically triggered anon. I think I'll stay alive, and keep posting here.

Love,
Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120388
nah, you belong back on reddit with the other secondaries

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120424

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
2hu and ZUN are (traditional) Japanese nationalistic. He's not even subtle about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120424
They love ruining threads with their crossboarder memes, don''t they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120569
Like I alread said, I'm not the one who brought it up. I just gave anon some info about a harmless bunch of edit.
Now I'm settled in though and it's in your power to end it. Every time I get some shitty gay response I will post awoos.
Your move, crybaby

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118982
ZUN probably does pay some attention to american politics. Be funny if he was a Trump supporter.
>alternative fcats in eastern utopia

[Anonymous No.]

Ugh, it replied to me. Gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120642
Bitch what did I tell you?
>Not replying directly on anonymous message boards
The absolute state yada yada
Unless you want a flood of Momi to start "awoovement", just drop it. I have dozens of these and I will take this thread to shit if that's what it comes to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120797
yeah nar, get fucked mate. you are embarrassing yourself you poofter. your reddit nannies already let you ruin the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120834
>reddit
I just wanted to concisely share about a harmless little meme someone asked about and be done with it. You bitter actual redditors just couldn't just scroll past and had to make a thing out of this.
*sigh* I guess we're doing this then

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121021
>/pol/ trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121021
absolutely kuso post
secondaries out

[Anonymous No.]

The autism is strong with this one.

And to stay on topic, I'd want a harem of 2hus that can take a hint so the obvious dumb ones are no good.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that replying and giving attention to subhumans only makes you even worse.
Just report, filter, hide and move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121046
>>20121059
>>20121070
Well is it /pol/ or reddit? wtf I'm literally telling you if you drop this and ignore me I will stop. I'm not the one who started this shit, so I'm not the one who should end it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121087
its one in the same, and its where you belong

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>Byakuren
>Koakuma
>Patchouli
>Komachi
>Yuuka
>Seiga
>Utsuho (Okuu)
>Junko

Honorable mentions: Nitori, Raiko, Alice, Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121092
>/pol/ = reddit
top lel

Reminder: this started because of your own shit attitude and you can stop me by not responding

[Arizona Ranger No.]

>>20087778
Youmu
Youmu
Youmu
You mu
Youmu
Youmu
Youmu_
Yuyoko

[Arizona Ranger No.]

>>20088058

[Anonymous No.]

>>20118867
Even less of a character than Daiyousei and possibly not even a fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
Sun deniea japenese war crimes anon, and he considers Jesus christ to be a false prophet

[Anonymous No.]

>>20089177
ZUN denies japenese war crimes anon, and he considers Jesus christ to be a false prophet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121626
>source: your ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778

>Okuu
easy to convince/fool, hard to maintain thanks to all that radiation and possibility of dying (i'll manage

>Sukuna
doesn't take much space, with enough food and stuff to do she won't go anywhere

>Rumia
easy to fool and easy to maintain (just give her food)

>Marisa
just tell her computers are magic and BAM she will stay with you (if she doesn'tr try to blow up/steal everything in your house)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121626
Please give us sources.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
Yuugi
Byakuren
Kanako
Kasen
Komachi
Yuka
Seiga
Yuyuko

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122037
you have a thing for milfs haven't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20120546
Being heavily based on japanese folklore doesn't mean it's reactionary, or even traditionalist.
>>20121626
Source on those claims.
Jesus is mentioned on TD and WaHH, and it's actually acknowledged as a real saint on those.

[Anonymous No.]

>3 fairies of light
>rumia
>dai-chan
>loli vampires
>suwako

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122398
and here we have a lolicon, nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122414
A lolicon on /jp/?
That's unheard of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088218
>>20093278
>>20093286
>>20119404
>Yukari
As the number of the last post I am replying to suggests, you will be missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20108330
Shhhhh baby. Don't be jelly. My touhou harem surpasses all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121626
But Japan think Jesus is a rad dude...

[Anonymous No.]

>>20106375
What's wrong with Benben?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122996
Literal hu(who).
Next to nobody talks about her.

Nobody talks about them, you see little of them. The less you see, the less you know. The less you know, the more you don't acknowledge their existence. All pf which that is befitting of someone who cannot obey simple instructions, but also has the nerve to cause an uprising in an otherwise (almost) calm and structured thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122422
/jp/ and lolikon are interchangeable. One could say the two are synonyms of one another.

[Anonymous No.]

>remilia
>seija
>hatate
>hina
>yuyuko
>merlin
>letty
>nazrin

Rate my set

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124098
0/5

[Anonymous No.]

>aya
>meiling
>yuugi
>eirin
>alice
>ran
>cunnypiece
>komachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20124098
Seija is super cute/100
you win

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou only. If I absolutely had to add more, Meiling and Suwako. Any more than that would be a hassle.

[Anonymous No.]

>Patchouli
>Meiling
>Momiji
>Kagerou
>Mamizou
>Kanako
>Sanae
>Yuugi

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088408
Why are you posting her? Are you some sort of /pol/ idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121576
I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>Parsee
All of you are dead, every last one of you is dead if you chose more than just Paru.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20131380
I miss Caprisun.
Please tell me they're still around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20135440
I choose everyone except Parsee! I also bring her along and force her to watch the gensokyo train of love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121046
What did he post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122966
I think it's just those idiots who think he visited Aomori.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20135783
I was explaining Awoo memes and a couple of anons started getting pissy. I got a warning for using “avatars” because I was posting a different Awoo every time I replied, which is the only reason I stopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20135783
He was shtitposting and trolling and then got rightfully deleted and banned.
>>/jp/thread/S20087778#p20121021
Just scroll up and down and read the posts with trashcans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20121908
You need a 5th girl who can make a lot of food

[Anonymous No.]

>>20136493
Nigger I wasn’t banned. Like I said in the post literally above yours, I got a warning for using “avatars” or identifying images in my posts and that’s why they all got deleted and why I’m not doing it all over again. Don’t fucking start this shit again. This will be my last post about this this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20142477
whoopdy doodah

[Anonymous No.]

>>20122040
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>Sanae
>Reimu
>Mokou
>Nue
>Sekibanki
>Marisa
>Patchouli
>Aya
I'll try to make Aya madly in love with me and hope she has enough dirt on the others to make them stay with me long enough so I can win the others over with time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20092496
When did Rumia become a fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>20148279
That's Lily White[black version]
Some people draw it as a seperate fairy for some retarded reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20148547
More cunnies is never retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20148840
Me in the middle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20088058
I can relate to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20135440
What's the deadliest harem? Parsee, Junko?, Alice?(she is partially based on "will you die for me" Alice)

[Anonymous No.]

>>20161035
yandere!Alice

Medicine by default

Parsee - jelousy

Junko - Rage. Debatable.

Yuuka - It's either Yuuka or Mima.

Flan if you anger her, not that there would be anything left if you did of course

Yuyuko - Obvious

Okuu - she's a walking nuke for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
I want to RAPE and sully every Lunarian!

[Anonymous No.]

>>20167311
Moonies are not for raping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>20167311
Especially the Watatsukis

[Anonymous No.]

>>20087778
>Playable characters
>No Aya

You're missing the best girl anon