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Reimu doesn't understand how she can have cancer at her age.

>> No.20087036

puts a new meaning on 'donate or die'

HEH

>> No.20087536

Trying to understand treatment options with Reimu!

>> No.20088107

She should have stayed away from /jp/

>> No.20088129

good ridance!

>> No.20088264

chemotherapy with Reimu!

>> No.20088499

Buying a wig with Reimu!

>> No.20088508

Tying up loose ends with Reimu!

>> No.20088513

Cumming inside Reimu and seeing who dies first, her or the kid!
lol!

>> No.20088565

Deciding if there will be an open casket with Reimu!

>> No.20088570

Pulling the plug on Reimu!

>> No.20088578

Trying some kinky sex since there's not much time left with Reimu!

>> No.20088633

>>20086860
last round of drinks with Reimu?

>> No.20088665

Donation drive to cover funeral expenses with Reimu! Her box has never been this full before

>> No.20088810

Reimu's cancerous heart giving out as you confess to her...with Reimu!

>> No.20088829

this thread is making me sad

>> No.20088909

>>20088829
Are you sad with Reimu?

>> No.20088957

Taking over the mantle of Hakurei Shrine Maiden with Reimu!

>> No.20088979

>>20088829
It's a really good thread.

>> No.20089065

Comforting Marisa with Reimu!

>> No.20089072

lmao I have schizophrenia and this thread made me cry

>> No.20089124

>>20088829
Me too

>> No.20089146

Being the best shrine maiden you can be while always paying respect and always keeping Reimu in your heart!

>> No.20089154

Digging up the grave to cum inside the cooling corpse of Reimu!

>> No.20089222

Creating a will and signing a DNR with Reimu!

>> No.20089234

>>20089072
I also have schizophrenia. Are you me?

>> No.20089577

At least she won't have to shave her armpits after chemo

>> No.20089888
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20089888

curing cancer with cancer cure beam

>> No.20089903

>>20089888
Yayyy!!!! Magical girl Eirin-chan!

>> No.20089923

Having loud sex with marisa in the next room while reimu is dying!

>> No.20089947

>>20086860
I'm making her a wig with my hair.

>> No.20090704

>>20089888
You can't cure yourself from your own cells. Don't give Teimu false hope like that! Now she's even sadder.

>> No.20090896
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Gathering rare ingredients with Marisa!
Brewing exotic potions with Marisa!
Evaluating potential cures with Marisa!
Hope slowly getting chipped away with Marisa!
Overturning a cauldron in frustration with Marisa!
Comforting each other while crying with Marisa!
Being too upset to visit Reimu in her final hours with Marisa!
Crying at the graveyard everyday for the next 3 years with Marisa!

I would write something about descending into alcoholism, but this is 2hu we’re talking about

>> No.20090994

Rubbing garlic oil on her feet and curing the cancer with reimu

>> No.20091026

>>20090896
>Being too upset to visit Reimu in her final hours with Marisa!
Think Marisa is weak, dude?

>> No.20091039

Asking if she has anything she wished she had done with Reimu!

>> No.20091042
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20091042

I truly wonder who caused this state. Also
>>20090896
Don't worry Marisa is next.

>> No.20091062

Guys, Reimu doesn't have nearly enough time left for all of you. With Reimu!

>> No.20091063

>>20091026
Reimu is her weakness

>> No.20091176

>>20090896
>descending into alcoholism
A completely serious talk about how alcohol is not a proper way to cope with the impending death of your best friend, and how you should spend what little time you have making her last moments the very best...with Suika!

>> No.20091233

>>20086860
>Reimu have cancer

Wrong, she's just ran out of vitamin penis give her your candy and she will get well soon.

If reimu had cancer she would lose her beautiful hair.

>> No.20091255

>>20091233
Reimu is forgoing chemo so at least the time she does have left isn't spent feeling sick and bedridden.

>> No.20091284

>>20091255
I'm telling you she don't have a cancer she just ran out of vitamin penis,just give her it for once 2 weeks and she will get better.

Once she had sucked the penis
She have to go to sleep
And reapet over and over again
And you will see reimu will have good skin colour and life in her face if she feels better the treatment will stop.

T.professional doctor

>> No.20091455

>>20091233
>>20091284
You need to be 18 to post here

>> No.20091495

>>20091233
its the treatment that makes you lose the hair

however, im sure reimu needs a proper and healthy dicking and a good full womb to get back to health again

look at sanae, never called in sick since she got in

>> No.20091601

Going through Reimu's computer looking for hidden lewds with a bedridden Reimu!

>> No.20093857

Burying Reimu!

>> No.20094570
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>>20086860

>> No.20094609

Violating your final promise with Reimu to live on by wrapping the noose around your head and dying with Reimu!

>> No.20094651

Going to gensokyo and facepalming when you realize you can't die in gensokyo with Reimu!

>> No.20094735

>>20086860
What are you talking about? You can have cancer at any age. Some cancers are just more common in older people, and some in younger people.

>> No.20094783
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20094783

Contemplating the future without Reimu

>> No.20094933

based

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20095479

Playing Monster Reborn to bring Reimu back to life.

>> No.20096873

>>20095479
Sadly Reimu is only metaphorically a monster.

>> No.20096889

>>20096873
Sadly your mum is quite literally a monster.

>> No.20096918

>>20096889
Mommy Reimu has breast cancer.

>> No.20096964

>>20096918
Your mum has breast cancer.

>> No.20096991

>>20096964
Finally Reimu is my mommy!

>> No.20097002

>>20096991
Your mommy is my buttjob slave, dude.

>> No.20097033

>>20097002
At least she's employed.

>> No.20097151

I offered the bitch a free breast exam and she declined, serves her right

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>> No.20098033

>>20097033
you say that like its a good thing

>> No.20099349

>>20086860
Reimu has a giant boner under the sheet, wow!

>> No.20099389

>>20099349
In the Boner Under the Sheet is my favorite alt-rock album

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>>20086860
I bet she will try to become a youkai or something, the hypocrite.

>> No.20103524

>>20099773
Reimu hate elves

>> No.20104738

>>20099349
That’s the tumor

>> No.20108476

>>20099349
Can't unsee, fuck you.

>>20104738
Fuck you too.

>> No.20109497

that's politics!

>> No.20111530

There are kids as young as 12 getting cancer and some others getting diabeetus in HS.
I think we're going in for a huge shift in life expectancies over in burgerland.

>> No.20113380

So, are you excited for this fangame (development limbo), /jp/

>> No.20113714
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20113714

i have lymphoma

>> No.20113837

>>20113714
Post a pic of your cancer

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