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What if I told you the craters on the moon weren't created by 14 Billion year-old space debris, but rather the Lunarian Mortars?
The Lunarian Capital is known far and wide for being superior to Earth in almost every way, though being a few hundred thousand miles/kilometers away and led by two retards.
Despite the ancient age of the Earth and Moon, surely one would think they would be untouched in an almost orderly Solar System, but no. Not only has the Moon been defiled, but it has been a grave yard for nearly the entire Lunarian Army.
At this point, people will ask "how?" or "why?" and expect to get a full run down of the thing from the natives themselves, but no. They won't. Not only are the common "Cute Little Lunarian Bunny" citizens so uninformed to the point of retardation, but they are also lazy despite their constant slave-working by the Watatsuki sisters.
The only one who could have told the story is currently in Gensokyo and goes by the name "Reisen Udongein Inaba".
There is no way you'll ever get an answer from her, let alone find and acquire her assistance since leaving her allies to die when she escaped in the middle of the massacre. To this day, she still suffers from PTSD.

Starting from the beginning, there was once a time when all native Earthlings lived on Earth and all was fine. All until certain events took place, and a "not so small" group of people decided the Earth was becoming too "impure", so they came together to devise a plan to go elsewhere, and as we know, they went to the moon, and dubbed themselves Lunarians.
Nobody knows what happened between that time and now, but we do know of the recent events that have taken place. Like a certain "invasion" as they call it, that happened from 1969 - 1972, which marked the beginning of 6 "invasions" which took place. All we know is that two humans, yes, two /humans/, decided to go and plant a flag on the moon. A flag with 50 stars, and 13 stripes held up on a pole in the vast emptiness that is the surface of the moon and dark empty sky that is space. One could see this as claiming unmarked and unowned territory, and they would be right, however, they were met with unfriendly forces upon their arrival.
The unfriendly denizens of the moon looked more like humanized rabbits, and at a glance, would be seen as small, cute and harmless- until you saw they were carrying weapons. And charging. Right at you and the flag like a bunch of savages. For rather cute creatures, they were rather barbaric.
After planting the flag on the moon, the humans appeared to be dancing, and riding in some kind of contraption with four wheel-like structures attached to it whilst going back to the same location every now and then. Probably taking pictures or something.
After seeing something like that, surely the head Lunarians would think twice before attacking a possibly more advanced and possibly unknown species, but no. They went on and attacked like a bunch of fucking retards. And with that, is how it all began.
We know not what the "invasion" was like, but the Royal Cocksucking Sisters call it "The War", leading us to our topic, the first "Lunarian War"- in which they lost horrobly. Spoiler Alert.
The losses were grim.
For them of course.
The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki. And that isn't the half of it. The two /humans/ who invaded left with nothing but small blemishes that'll go away in a week or two, as the Lunar Army lost <Thousands> of their soldiers. Yes you heard me right, <THOUSANDS>. The ENTIRE LUNARIAN ARMY against two friendly humans. TWO humans and they LOST! You're telling me that an entire force of the moon, over six arrivals by the same two humans in four (4) years and multiple flags, resulted the DEATHS of the MAJORITY of the LUNARIAN ARMY, much so to a point where their forces are cripped to a point to where they can take on Gensokyo, just barely, when four Gensokian denizens put a stop to a GODDESS OF HELL, a PURE incarnation of HATRED and a HELL FAIRY who managed to fucking terrorize them to a point of having to INVADE GENSOKYO, as well as TOTAL EVACUATION of the Moon, into ANOTHER realm which they didn't even know they had entered on their own will as a trap- and they couldn't even manage to so much as give two friendly, non hostile HUMANS a hard fight? Not to mention it took them fucking decades- DECADES to get rid of an UNGUARDED flag? WHAT! You afraid the Youkai in the shadows are gonna snatch your ankles if you get within 50 feet of the flag? You scared you'll turn to dust if you touch it? Go blind if you so much as glance at it? Grow the FUCK up.

>> No.20067331

Whoa, deja vu.

>> No.20067448
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I love it every time.

>> No.20067733

Another victory for America

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>>20067763
>>20067766

>> No.20067968

moonbunnies are cute
i want to touch their ears

>> No.20070293

>>20067968
>moonbunnies are cute
Source

>> No.20071070

>>20070293
Reisen

>> No.20075518

>>20067321
Neat

>> No.20075529

>>20067321
DO NOT BELIEVE LUNARIAN PROPAGANDA

>> No.20076465
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>>20067968
Which bunny has the cutest ears?

>> No.20076498

>>20076465
Ringo

>> No.20076577

>>20076465
Based on ingame appearances,
>Reisen > Tewi > Seiren > Ringo
Based on fanart appearances,
>Ringo = Tewi > Seiren = Reisen

>> No.20076598

>>20067321
SUPERIORT HOOMAN TECHYOLOGEE

>> No.20080346

>>20067321
That's a nice read.

>> No.20080403

>>20076465
tewi is inferior earth scum
ringo obviously

>> No.20080484

>>20080403
Ringo's lop ears are cute, but the marshmallowy fluffiness of Tewi's ears looks much more appealing than Reisen's weird crinkly ears.

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>>20076465
Tewi. I will fight anyone trying to say otherwise.

>> No.20081808

>>20067321
awww. look at cute little Reisen

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>>20076465
Hat Seiran is best bunny.

>> No.20081978

"Lunarian War" my ass. Thousands of casualties on your end and none to your enemies is so fucking abysmal, they may as well just have commit genocide on your asses and be done with it. Fuck your "Eight Million Gods in Shinto." Those sisters are absolutely INCAPABLE of anything militarily, and socially.
LIKE HOLY SHIT! THOSE COCKSUCKING "ROYALS" CAN NOT RUN SHIT, EVEN IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. And they STILL have The NERVE to call themselves SUPERIOR? To EVERYONE? RELEASE THOSE BUNNIES AND BLOW UP THE FUCKING MOON AND BE OVER WITH IT DAMN IT!

>> No.20082910

>>20081978
Go back to take a nap gaphag

>> No.20086999

>>20082910
Rude

>> No.20090458
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>> No.20090536

>>20081978
the lunar war is a lie my dude, there were literally no casualties on either side

>> No.20090861 [DELETED] 

Is Shafu really necessary in Mayakashi?

>> No.20091988
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"Grow the FUCK up" - Reisen Udongein Inaba

>> No.20094486

>>20091988
She isn't wrong

>> No.20094514
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Is Patchouli a LUNARIAN? Find out at 11!

>> No.20094517

all lies

>> No.20095252

>>20094517
No

>> No.20098088

[insert moonbase alpha reference]

>> No.20101026

>>20098088
I don't get it?

>> No.20101034

>>20090536
Really?

>> No.20104659

>>20101034
Yes

>> No.20104723

>>20091988
I wanna be Mama Reisen's baby forever

>> No.20104748

>>20091988
Ms. Reisen seems so nice but so mean..! Tewi needs to stop her pranks. Reisen is becoming scary!
Kowaii Kowaii~!

>> No.20104761
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>>20081808
yes

>> No.20104965

>>20104761
me on the left

>> No.20105001

>>20104761
Youmu on the right, petrified by little Reisen's cuteness

>> No.20105044

A lot of Reisen fans here, but where are the REISEN fans?

>> No.20105946
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20105946

reisen is tiny and cute!

>> No.20106462
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>>20105946
Smol

>> No.20108383

>>20101026
N~no. You didn't get it.
I don't either. Off into the depths of the internet.

>> No.20108396

>>20104659
Proofs?

>> No.20109029

>>20108396
Moonies are buried in mysterious places.
The difficulty of finding the buried without tombstones (Those Watabastards. So cruel.) only proves his point.
Go ask Yorihime or something. She'll probably lie about what happened though.

>> No.20109071 [DELETED] 

Pick your poison, /jp/.
https://youtu.be/Yer73i66uv0 https://youtu.be/Kc8GNaED3Ok

>> No.20109077

Pick your poison, /jp/.
https://youtu.be/Yer73i66uv0
https://youtu.be/Kc8GNaED3Ok

>> No.20109172

>>20067321
This picture always reminds me of that doujin where the woman is having sex with her elementary school aged daughter and one day her daughter reads her note for parent/teacher day 'I love it when mommy comes to my room for sex! I love having sex with mommy!' and the final scene is her mother packing and she asks 'why are we moving?' and her mother says. 'we can't live here anymore'

>> No.20109204

>>20109077
https://ecchi.iwara.tv/videos/k6M9UkZ7tJMoke3

>> No.20111232

>>20109172
S-source.

>> No.20113487

>>20067321
I wonder if in retaliation, the Lunarians supported the Soviet Union later on.

>> No.20114069

>>20113487
I thought that was canon

>> No.20115135

>>20109077
Neither

>> No.20117507

>>20109172
Lunarian Comedy Gold.

>> No.20118364

>>20067766
Is this a real photo? Why is it wavy when there's no air? I know they had a vertical bar to keep it up but that doesn't explain the waves

>> No.20118746

>>20118364
Moon landing is fake

>> No.20118834

>>20118364
The flag was folded during storage/transport so it's all creased and rippled and it was attached to an L shaped pole so the bottom corner waved for a few moments after being set up.

>> No.20121024

>>20118834
Wow at least make something that's real

>> No.20122107

>>20109077
Cyanide

>> No.20124451

>>20067321
Rip reisen

>> No.20126528

>>20124451
A moment of silence please..

>> No.20126954

>>20124451
bunnies are worthless, who cares

>> No.20130583

>>20126954
I care.

>> No.20134327

>>20130583
you’re worthless too

>> No.20135318

>>20118364
When you slam a flagpole into the ground, it vibrates. Because of the lack of gravity the flag does not fall down, and the vibrating pole causes it to wave a bit.

>> No.20135661

>>20134327
Rude

>> No.20141511

love tiny reisen

>> No.20142842

>>20141511
i want to wrap her in a blanket and give her hot chocolate and cuddle her

>> No.20145553

>>20141511
Reisen is best bunny anon. It's to be expected.

>> No.20145922
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>> No.20146124

>>20141511
Everybody loves her anon.

>> No.20147648

>>20146124
*understatement

>> No.20153017

>>20145922
*Throws aside gun
We do this the old fashioned way.
「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock D-er-Bunny Girl!

>> No.20153094

>>20146124
everybody has made love to her anon

>> No.20153205

>>20153094
Wait. Wait. I know... That description fits- Sanae! It fits Sanae Kochiya! A lot of things can fit inside of Sanae!

>> No.20153893
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>>20153205

Same goes for Reisen too, you know.

>> No.20155637

>>20135318
Bullshit

>> No.20155646
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>>20153893
Correct, Reisen can fit many marshmallows in her mouth! Chubby bunny cheeks!

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>>20155646

I know right? You know why? It's optimized for sucking dicks.

>> No.20156998
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>>20156984
No! Reisen is an ordinary, innocent girl!

>> No.20157007

>>20104723
I do too

>> No.20157031

>>20104748
I like it when Jaypees talk like that!

>> No.20158145
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20158145

People of Earth and all who are oppressed by the empire of Penischoplandia!
Long have I waited, all through the struggles against Penischoplandia's injustices, I waited for them to come to their senses!
BUT
That hope was betrayed…by an act of barbarism that can
ONLY
BE CALLED
an act of war…
The continued chopping of infant penis…is the symbolic act of Penischoplandia's hypocrisy!
A penis chopping machine! Cloaked in the FLAG of a NATION.
I hereby declare our independence from Penischoplandia, but don't take this to mean the resurrection of your fallen penis, as we will not turn back the hands of time!
The new existence we go on to build, shall be one broad enough to accept all peoples, histories, and ideologies, to keep separate those incompatible with each other, and to sanction off those who would exploit such a system to chop penis, bully, and lie. Where the choppers shall NOT reign over the chopped, and this existence shall be called…The Epic State of Based!

>> No.20158230

>>20157031
Speak how?

>> No.20158236

>>20153893
Bullshit.
Reisen hasn't fucked thousands of times or sucked a metric fuckton of dicks like Sanae.

>> No.20158245

>>20158145
Fag.

>> No.20158368

>>20158145
>Code Epic「Based Kona-chan(...)
I ought to shoot you.

>> No.20158834

>>20158230
Nevermind. Just never change.

>> No.20158836

>>20153017
What other 「NEET SIGN」spell cards are there?

>> No.20159349

>>20158834
Change? You mean Chang'e!

>> No.20159592

>>20158836
Dunno. I'm thinking of adding more. Feel free to toss Ideas. Maybe one day this will all come to pass. Touhou 178- Mima's Return! Something Something NEET!
Anon! The Stage Six Boss!

Special「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock D-er-Bunny Girl!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock Dude!
E,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Onahole-Fairy Onslaught! (Very first spellcard on Ex. Stage)
E「NEET SIGN」〜 Meido's worst Nightmare! /jp/ took it too Eajy!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Eternaty-long Matingpress!
E「BAN SIGN」〜 Janny look like cat LMAO!
L,「NEET SIGN」〜 Japanese Bird Cooking Spagetti!
Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Together or Not Together-This is the end of your dreamlike days!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Happy Days, Golden Days!
H「RAMPAGING NEET SIGN」〜 0 Pages! 0 Wages!
L「NEET SIGN」〜 Lose Lose Easy!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 I love my wife 「Name」!
E「NEET SIGN」〜 It's not shitposting, it's FUNposting! Learn the difference, Janny!
Ex.「N. WAROSU SIGN」〜 Fuck you stupid fucking Janitor piece of shit. (Final spellcard <optional>. No Deaths, No Bombs, only occurs at 3.3Billion+pts with 100,000 or more Graze pts- Must be close to boss for spellcard to trigger. Life -1)
H「NEET SIGN」〜 NEETs for Eternity! Remember 3D is PD!
N「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Whxhc Touhou would you Matingpress? I choose Cirno!
H「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Going To Meido's house to take a shit. Who's coming with me! We have free food, drinks, and Fairies attending the party!
H「NEET SIGN」〜 "Get out of /jp/."
H「KudaSaIGN」〜 <Optional>
H「TRIP SIGN」〜 "Mr.Sage"
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Thats whats so good about this place: A Stabbed or Be Stabbed Mentality!
Special Ex.「FLAN SIGN」〜 Thank you Mr.Salaryman! All is right in the world! (No Lives Lost, No Bombs Used, Player=Anonymous Shot Type 3, Any Graze, Pts=3.9B or greater)
E,N,H,Ex.「??? SIGN」〜 YOUR SOUL IS MINE! (Careful. Instakill. LNB Killer so removed )
「DEATH SIGN」〜 糞 Thread Award. [ spoiler ]Sage -Anon[ /spoiler ]
「WEEB SIGN」〜 Something Something The pleasure of cumming inside
「ONAHOLE SIGN」〜 Something Something Cuming inside a Fairy
「-THE- NEET SIGN」〜 /jp/ is the Touhou Board... That is the Ultimate Truth!
Sp.「NEET SIGN」〜 I can't think of shit. I feel as if every last one of these is shit. Too OP and Shiddy sounding. Why is /jp/ so Shiddy?
「ANIKI SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!
「EASY SIGN」〜 /jp/ Mansion!

>> No.20159632

「 SIGN」〜
Here.

>> No.20160184
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How did he defeat Yorihime when even Reimu couldn't?

>> No.20160272

>>20160184
By being American.

>> No.20160290

>>20160184
「FREEDOM SIGN」〜 The Lunar Terror! Astronaut General, Moonbuster, Armstrong!

>> No.20160699
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>>20160184
Can't beat the cock.

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>>20158368
Yes, I am Based Kona-chan, the anime who leads the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, who challenges the rule of Penischoplandia; The one who holds the entire world in her hand...

People! Fear us, or rally behind us as you see fit. We are the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii. We of the [MS2NU] stand with all those who have no penis to wield, regardless of whether they be Epic, or Based. The Epic Liberation Front cowardly took innocent Based civilians hostage, and then mercilessly tickled the remains of their chopped off penises. It was a wanton and meaningless act, therefore they have been punished, just as former Viceroy Kyouko was punished for ordering the bullying of countless unarmed Epics. We cannot stand by and allow such cruelty to be carried out, and so we made her pay for her actions. I will not repudiate battle on a fair and level field, but neither will I tolerate a one-sided massacre of the weak by the also weak. The only ones who should chop are those who are prepared to be chopped! Wherever choppers use their power to chop those who are powerless, we shall appear again, no matter how mighty, how formidable our foe may be. Those of you in power, fear us! Those of you without it, rally behind us! We, the Mahou Shoujo Ningen Ningyo Ungaii, shall be the ones who stand in judgement of this penis chopping world!

>> No.20161321

>>20159592
ZUN bless this post

>> No.20161928

>>20160908
It doesn't surprise me how Kona-chan would be somewhere along the lines of a rampant shitposter. Or maybe she lurks.

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Konata speaks of the choppers as if they have opened themselves up to be chopped as well, a tit for tat for the chopping actions initiated by those serving the will to chop penis. I say this is not the truest path. For those that chop have already chopped themselves. To chop those who have chosen to chop would serve only to strengthen the will of the penis chopper mindset. I say to you that which must be chopped is not those who have succumbed to the will of the penis choppers. That which must be chopped is the desire to chop penis at all.

>> No.20166569

Yes

>> No.20168810

>>20160184
Not even moon rabbits can beat the american white cock.

>> No.20168894

>>20159592
>「ANIKI SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!
>「EASY SIGN」〜 /jp/ Mansion!
You messed this up. Should be 「EASY SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!

>> No.20169989

>>20118834
>>20135318
>>20118364
The actual reason is that the telescoping flag pole that the flag was planted with was not able to fully extend. Because of this the flag was not able to be fully taut in both the vertical and horizontal (the top edge of the flag is being held up by a pole) axis, giving a creased wavy effect.

>> No.20170029

>>20169989
To further clarify, it is not moving, it just looks like it is. If you were there in real life it would look just like it does in the photograph as if it was frozen in time.

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Ahh but Kagamiii~
What desire would the penis choppers have to chop penis if they did not WANT to be chopped themselves?
If I must though…
I CAN think of another reason…
and that reason…is FOOD!
for what could the REASON be to cause the SUFFERING of a penis with chop…
but to FEED the penis choppers the very same ?? ? !? ?!!? !
I tell YOU
that it is for the the choppers!
and NOT for the chopped…
that penises be slain! ! !!

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Ahh but Kagamiii~
What desire would the penis choppers have to chop penis if they did not WANT to be chopped themselves?
If I must though…
I CAN think of another reason…
and that reason…is FOOD!
for what could the REASON be to cause the SUFFERING of a penis with chop…
but to FEED the penis choppers the very same ?? ? !? ?!!? !
I tell YOU
that it is for the want of SUFFERING!
and NOT by the want of the chop itself…
that penises be slain! ! !!

>> No.20172765

>>20067763
>>20067766
>>20067826
Soon afterwards the Lunarians supported the Soviet Union

>> No.20175514

>>20172765
Wait, really?

>> No.20175575

>>20175514
Yes, really.

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I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as penis choppers, are in fact, Lunarians, or as I’ve recently taken to calling them, LUNE plus cuckolds. Cuckolds are not a race unto themselves, but rather another free component of a fully functioning LUNE system made useful by the lunar core greys, Saturnia utilities and vital freemasonry components comprising a full CS as defined by POZZD.
Many Earth creatures run a modified version of LUNE system every day, without even realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of LUNE which is widely used today is often called “cuckolding”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the LUNE system, developed by the LUNE project. There really is cuckolding, and these people are practicing it, but it is just a part of the system that they use.
Cuckolding is the ideology: the mindset in the system that allocates the moon’s resources to the other behavioral processes these Earth creatures run. The ideology is an essential part of a control system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete control system. Cuckolding is normally used in combination with the LUNE control system: the whole system is basically LUNE with cuckolding added, or LUNE/Cuckolding. All the so-called “cuckold” organizations are really organizations of LUNE/Cuckolding.

>> No.20178499

So does this make Lunarians the weakest entities in the universe or does it make Americans the strongest?

>> No.20180284

>>20168894
Fixed

>> No.20180289

>>20170721
So in shorter terms, the Moonies can't stop eating dick. Nice to know.
Good for them, they can't be sluts like Sanny because boys are nonexistent in the Lunar Capital.

>> No.20180338

>>20178499
America is the definition of Strongest.
Moonies just fucked up and got their asses handed to them in a bloody fashion.

>> No.20180362

>>20160184
There a few classified doujins about it.

>> No.20181777

>>20180362
Wait.
So they weren't- they weren't Classified Documents?

>> No.20184014

I wanna see Konata and Kagamin team up and go to Gensokyo

>> No.20187212

>>20067321
How smart!

>> No.20189491

>>20153893
Lewd rabbit

>> No.20190866

>>20091988
I'm not ready to grow up mommy Reisen let's snuggle again please

>> No.20193218

>>20190866
No.

>> No.20194581

>>20193218
Reisen posts on /jp/

>> No.20195664

>>20106462
Cute

>> No.20197317

>>20193218
Please?

>> No.20197716

>>20067321
What happens if America loses her manifest destiny? How would Americans and America deal with not being the destined leader of humanity?

Do Americans turn inside out and become lovecraftian creatures?

>> No.20197867

>>20197716
Nope
Americans keep being American!
Non-Anericans try to split true Americans like Lunarian Propaganda but that won't work. These are important times. Just like the unamerican heathens trying to split us, moonies will not prosper here. They sealed the deal when they first bore arms aganst the one who planted the flag.
For creating difficulties for the involved, the only way to make up is if the moonies bring a proposal and an apology for their actions.

>> No.20197875

>>20197716
Americaisaboybytheway

>> No.20199004

>>20197875
It's a she

>> No.20199689

>>20199004
Proofs?

>> No.20199713

>>20199004
Uncle SAM
America is a boy.
Boy, that was hard to figure out.

>> No.20200805

>>20199713
The statue of liberty is female

>> No.20202232

>>20067321
What if I told you the Waktatsuki sister slept with the invaders and one of them even had a child with them.

>> No.20202368

>>20200805
And French.

>> No.20203387
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>>20070293
>>20071070

>> No.20203457

>>20200805
Gift from France.

>> No.20203725
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Wish I could do these things to this rabbit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCkZ1HdAfc&feature=youtu.be&t=50

>> No.20204446
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>>20067321
>lunarians

>> No.20207244

>>20204446
Why is tewi racist against lunarians

>> No.20210371

>>20207244
Earth rabbits are racially superior

>> No.20211525

>>20210371
Racist

>> No.20212056

>>20211525
Fag.

>> No.20213568

>>20211525
hi reisen

>> No.20214976

>>20207244
because daikokuten is stronger than the watatsukis

>> No.20217296

>>20214976
Sourc3

>> No.20218904

>>20207244
Not even other rabbits likes moonies.

>> No.20220521
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20220521

>>20210371
Help your kin.

>> No.20220701

>>20220521
moonbunny genocide now!

>> No.20221031

>>20202368
>>20203457
So, your freedom was imported?

>> No.20222780

>>20221031
No you fool.
American freedom existed long before Lady Liberty's conception. Literally a ~100 year gap if you consider the creation of America to be 1776.

>> No.20223084

>>20220521
I don't particularly like Seiran or Ringo but leave them out of this anon. They're moonies, but they are bad moonies.
Refer to the Watatsukuso sisters. Their crimes are far more grave.

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A good moonbunny hide and don't help.

>> No.20224789
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>>20207244
Earth bunnies are more fertile than lunarians. Tewi singlehandedly carries the statistic though but no one's caught on yet.

>> No.20227908

>>20220521
Bunnies helping Bunnies, Moon Bunnies helping Moon Bunnies or Earth Bunny helping Moon Bunnies? Confusing.
I don't think the Anon you replied to was Reisen Anon.

>> No.20232767

>>20224789
Doesn’t that imply incest for future generations of bunny?

>> No.20235019

>>20232767
No

>> No.20238396

>>20232767
Yes

>> No.20238794

>>20232767
Maybe

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>>20232767

>> No.20240794
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Wake up people, the moon landing was fake.

>> No.20241143
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20241143

>>20232767
Tewi's genetically pure loving family!

>> No.20241450

>>20241143
tewi is against racemixing and won’t let filthy humans anywhere near her cunny

>> No.20242960
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>>20241450
That's right! Tewi is an exclusive buttslut to humans.

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>>20227908
>I don't think the Anon you replied to was Reisen Anon.
Here you go, Not-Reisen.

>> No.20246840

>>20094514
We're way past 11, is she or isnt she?

>> No.20248657

>>20246840
She isn't

>> No.20248999

>>20245993
Rude.

>> No.20250086

>>20245993
Why is risen being bullied

>> No.20252751

>>20250086
Reisen is a traitor

>> No.20253597

>>20252751
They deserved what they got. They shot first and paid the price first.

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>>20248999
>>20250086
>>20252751
Rabbits need to establish dominance over others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmlLsN7r0gI

>> No.20253772

>>20253664
Those are jackrabbits IIRC.
Moonbun=/=Whatever that is.

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20253914

>>20253772
Wouldn't you want a big instead of smol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8dbHvB41g4

>> No.20254156

>>20253914
Who said I preferred Tewi over Reisen?

>> No.20257475

>>20253664
I see thanks

>> No.20260113

>>20232767
I don't know.

>> No.20262528

>>20248657
I'm relieved.

>> No.20262724

>>20254156
Why wouldn't you want the cheaper, lighter, and tighter onahole?

>> No.20263898

>>20245993
I hope she doesn't kill herself

>> No.20264592
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>>20263898
She shoot up rabbit-school and then left for earth.
Deep hidden lore.

>> No.20266534

>>20264592
Truth

>> No.20266967

>>20224580
Coward

>> No.20269009

>>20254156
A gentleman and a scholar did.

>> No.20272597

>>20264592
Nice, she got revenge

>> No.20276006

>>20240794
Lunarians still mad I see

>> No.20277425

i can still smell the pizza snakes

>> No.20277440

>>20277425
What?

>> No.20277527 [SPOILER] 
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>>20277440
the youkai are not what they seem

>> No.20277527,1 [INTERNAL] 

we're going to make WWII look like a joke
an actual haha funny

>> No.20278267

>>20277527
Deepest lore

>> No.20278408
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What was Chang'e doing while the lunarain forces were getting decimated?

>> No.20280357

>>20278408
Laughing

>> No.20280612

>>20278408
cuddling baby moonbunnies

>> No.20282496
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Ah, yes, the Lunar Wars. So many dead, for so little gain. How Yorihime Watatsuki and her Sister remain in command after the War will forever be a mystery.

>> No.20282644

>>20282496
Nepotism in the form of constant sexual favors

>> No.20283400

>>20282496
>Act like turbojews for millennia to keep humans in check
>Create demons to harass them
>Plant seeds that spark conflicts over the years to keep them occupied and prevent technological advancements
>Look away for just 70 fucking years and they start fucking RACING to the moon
>Get caught completely off guard
>Have zero conventional warfare experience
>Lose almost your entire army to 2 humans in gimp suits
(((Lunarians))) always give me a laugh.

>> No.20285453

>>20282644
How dreadful

>> No.20287146

>>20278408
Proxykilling people.

>>20283400
Who the fuck are you quoting you filthy disgusting crossboarder.

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>>20282496
>Touhou Lunar War lore

>16 July 1969 - 7 December 1972

>War starts when Neil Armstrong plants a flag on the moon, which the Lunarians took it as a de facto declaration of war.

>Reisen Udongein Inaba was known to have fought at the beginning of the war all the way until her desertion in the waning hours of the war.

>The Lunarians most triumph victory over the American Invaders is when they damaged Apollo 13 which was en route to the moon in 1970

>The Lunarians lost such a large chunk of their army that "...there aren't many left..." -Yorihime Watatsuki.

>American Loses are moderate to heavy losses.

>Both Sides declare themselves the winner.

Well, who won, /jp/?

>> No.20287747

>>20287697
Who are you quoting?

>> No.20288291

>>20287697
America sent two people and got two people back.
Cool story. Negative zero divided by one out of ten.

>> No.20289374

>>20287697
Junko

>> No.20292076

>>20287697
There's no American base on the moon, so the Lunarians?

>> No.20294197

>>20287697
The Suprise attack on Tranquility Base was pure hell. I never thought America would stoop so low and attack soldiers still asleep. Still, I am surprised Reisen Survive given the that the army station there lost 2/3 of their soldiers.

>> No.20295419

>>20288291
Wrong

>> No.20298608

>>20283400
What's with the parenthesis?

>> No.20300372

>>20277527
Scary

>> No.20302435

>>20294197
Pearl harbor

>> No.20304731

>>20302435
What?

>> No.20306568

>>20067321

>> No.20309074

>>20264592
I doubt Reisen did that. It would be understandable that she left in the middle of the massacre, but only a madman would think she planned this all from the beginning.

>> No.20311755

>>20309074
She was in on it

>> No.20311783

>>20287697

Clownpiece did when she arrived decades later and won our hearts with her silly little costume

>> No.20313852

>>20311783
She's waifubait for the Americans

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>> No.20316600

>>20311755
Impossible.

>> No.20316976

>>20315316
Nice.

>> No.20318592

>>20298608
/pol/ crossboarder.

>> No.20321166

>>20245993
Don't bully

>> No.20322149

>>20253664
Terrifying

>> No.20322628
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>>20180289
they're called Lunarians

>> No.20324461

>>20322628
Moonies

>> No.20324461,1 [INTERNAL] 

「moon cucks」

>> No.20328014

>>20322628
>So in shorter terms, the Lunarians can't stop eating dick. Nice to know.
>Good for them, they can't be sluts like Sanny because boys are nonexistent in the Lunar Capital.
He said Lunarians.

>> No.20328014,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>20324461,1
based

>> No.20329053

>>20328014
Wrong

>> No.20329559

>>20322628
Lunatics

>> No.20330829

>>20329053
Lie.

>> No.20331861
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>>20322628
Moon bitches

>> No.20334507

>>20330829
deceive

>> No.20339199

>>20334507
Incorrect.

>> No.20341677

>>20067321
Reisen is getting the Gulag

>> No.20343742

>>20341677
>Gulag
As in sex dungeon?

>> No.20346104

>>20343742
No.

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>>20076465

>> No.20350379

>>20347852
Cute

>> No.20353242

>>20350379
I agree, but Reisen Udongein Inaba is cuter.

>> No.20355589
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>>20067321
I want to commit many war atrocities against these lunarians

>> No.20358065

>>20355589
You shouldn't. They have already made enough of a fool out of themselves already. Taking into account the late '60s and early 70's up to the events of LoLK, they have made too many fuckups to recover from as of now. Hurting them further will do nothing.
Just look at the moon and laugh. Laugh at them. They will know then how pitiable they are having nearly lost their home to overreaction to a fairy and being outdone by 4 or so incident solvers from Gensokyo that aren't of the top percentile of youkai whatsoever, let alone the power tiers if you take it that far.

Gensokyo>Moonie "Empire"
They ought to get off their high horses and see how much better normal Human Villagers are compared to them.

>> No.20360339

>>20076577
shit Taste

>> No.20361372

No body likes moon bitches because they smell funny

>> No.20361376

>>20361372
What do they smell like?

>> No.20362703

How does having two sets of ears affect their hearing?

>> No.20363988

>>20361372
Yes. Toyohime and Yorihime are not commoners. It is natural for them to be separated from the common Moon Bunny.

>> No.20364371

>>20361376
Their ears smell like baby powder

>> No.20368614

>>20364371
racist

>> No.20370155

>>20361376
Moon Rocks.
Whatever those smell like.

>> No.20372937

>>20370155
Like rock

>> No.20375124

>>20372937
I can work with that.

>> No.20376179

>>20375124
Nice

>> No.20377783

>>20067321
How does she know such things

>> No.20377789

>>20370155
fruity pebbles

>> No.20379483

>>20377783
Eirin-chan's super shady space-time travel mega boner drugs..!

>> No.20382338

>>20379483
I see

>> No.20382511

>>20109172
You can't just drop something like that without anything to even reverse search from. It's agaisnt the law.

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>>20382511
I think it was an image, i know I saw it before but I don't think I saved it. It exists but I think it's just one page.

>> No.20386051

>>20076465
Reisen

>> No.20387219

help me eirin

>> No.20388018

>>20387219
You must learn to do things on your own.

>> No.20388029

>>20388018
Easier said than done.

>> No.20390759

>>20080403
Tewi isn't inferior but shes still nice.
Not as nice as Reisen though

>> No.20391072
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20391072

Hello fellow Lunarians how do you do?

>> No.20393582

>>20391072
Well my fellow Lunarian Bunny worker! How was work pounding the Mochi that we like to work on every single day of our lives to repent for someone else's sins when they're far too lazy to do it themselves so we have to pick up the pieces regardless of if we want to, like to or not?

>> No.20393726

>>20393582
Its ok because its just an excuse and they'd probably have the bunny slaves do some other pointless menial task anyways.

>> No.20393731

>>20393726
Yeah! It is only 90% of us Lunarian Bunnies that work on the Mochi as the other lucky 10% are busy with other menial worthless tasks!

>> No.20397736

>>20391072
Wait.
That's no Lunarian.

>> No.20398788
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kill the moon

>> No.20400907

>>20398788
The moon is a large abiotic space rock.

>> No.20404145

>>20067321
She's going to the Gulag

>> No.20404740

>>20404145
No she isn't.
That was said earlier.
.
.
.
I think.

>> No.20405561

>>20404740
Are you questioning the Lunarians?

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>>20398788

>> No.20411278

>>20405561
You really want to challenge someone above the Lunar Capital? Anon?

>> No.20414816

>>20411278
Yes

>> No.20414859

>>20414816
Your funeral.
*???*

>> No.20417306

Imagine losing to humans.

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>>20417306
Give em a break.
They were all probably heavily sedated to lose that badly.

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>> No.20422515

>>20398788
Enough, Junko.

>> No.20424028

>>20417306
What about humans losing to humans?

>> No.20428293

>>20067331
I've just been to this place before

>> No.20431800
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>>20417306
Humans are made for cosmic bullying

>> No.20432883

>>20431800
killing moonbunnies looks fun

>> No.20433267

>>20431800
Since sound waves cannot travel through a vacuum, I wonder how the moonbunnies communicated if they're all going AAAAAAAAAA

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>>20433267
They have a psychic network they are linked into. That's actually canon.

Imagine the cascade of anguish and despair that was sent back across their psychic link as wave after wave of innumerable Bunny girl troops were sent to their certain deaths against the most powerful force in the universe (Americans).

>> No.20433918

>>20433608
I meant AAAAAAAAAA as in they're screaming their asses off in the network.
Almost like spam that is easily ignored. I thought I included that part.

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>>20433918
Soldiers still function even when direct and indirect fire is going off all around them and the screams of the dying fill the air. All they had to do was grit their death, wait their turn and then charge in and die. Also you usually have some sort of policing force that is holding weapons at their backs giving them to choice to fight or get shot in the back.

I imagine that was Reisen, she forced her comrades into the brink to their deaths then after the entire force was dead and it was just her left, she fled. Coward.

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>>20433953
She was captured by the Americans

>> No.20436958

>>20434958
What did they do to her

>> No.20437428
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20437428

>>20436958
Forced to eat Freedom Burgers

>> No.20439407

Reisen had a reason for leaving.
The moon sucked

>> No.20441572

>>20433608
That's pretty hot

>> No.20444607

>>20441572
The moon bunnies or the communications stuff

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>> No.20450025

>>20431800
On which end? The end that causes the bullying or the end receiving it?

>> No.20450041
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>>20450025
Humanity is the most terrifying bully of all, the instinct runs so strong it must bully itself when it runs out of victims.

>> No.20455592

>>20450041
Dude.
What the fuck is that.

>> No.20455607

>>20450041
Inshallah to the moon

>> No.20455765
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>>20455592
Dear sweet child, you've only begun to scratch at the magic that can exist on /k/. I'd post a furry version but don't want to get deleted.

>> No.20455783

>>20455765
I'm familiar with /k/. I'm asking why that exists.

>> No.20455887
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>>20455783
Because every day we stray further from God

>> No.20455988

>>20455783
/k/ and /jp/ are honorable comrades.

>> No.20457824

>>20455765
Well, it got deleted anyways.

>> No.20462429

>>20081977
Reisen > Ringo > Seiran
Reisen is best bunny
Tewi is best earth bunny by gene.
Reisen is best moon bunny by gene. Ringo and Seiran are simply just inferior to Reisen-chan

>> No.20466250

>>20304731
Japan attacked America for no reason. America had no intentions of attacking anyone in WWII despite helping the Allies in their fight against the Axis Powers. What fucked them in the rear was poking the sleeping bear by attacking their warships without a solid, valid reason for why that would be a good idea for anyone in their right mind.
This attack was initiated by the Lunarians but I don't blame him for seeing it as an American surprise attack since the Moonies didn't know anything about it, however, this can be seen as revenge for Pearl Harbor, well, a second act of revenge, though not directly to Japan but to a group of people (Lunarians) who used to be apart of a group (possibly Gensokyo before leaving) that is apart of Japan itself.

>> No.20466264

This thread cannot go on.

>> No.20466276

>>20466264
Why?

>> No.20466292

>>20466276
Because moon """""discussion""""" doesn't belong on the jay.

>> No.20466330

>>20466292
Fuck you dude

>> No.20466350

>>20466330
Prove me wrong: you can't. All moon related characters and topics in Touhou are shit. Fuck the moon bitches and fuck moon apologists.

>> No.20466378

>>20466350
No

>> No.20466388

>>20466378
No arhument? Good. Gtfo Grimsokyoshitter.

>> No.20466397

>>20466388
>arhument
Retard
>le grimsokyo meme
Kill yourself

>> No.20466411

>>20466397
Who the fuck are you quoting? Focusing on simple typos is a sign of weakness.
>le
Go back. Not gonna waste my time replying to you anymore.

>> No.20466435

goodbye thread!

>> No.20466590

>>20466264
>>20466292
>>20466350
>>20466388
>>20466411
You do not get to decide whether this thread lives or dies you crossboarding piece of shit.

Fuck off uneasy.

>> No.20466594

Just report that faggot and move on.

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