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Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:30:54 2009 No.2005658 [Reply] [Original]

WTF

>>	CurryButt !CIELBE/jzM Sat Jan 31 21:31:02 2009 No.2005666 realistic touhou thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:31:55 2009 No.2005665 delicious flat chest

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Sat Jan 31 21:36:12 2009 No.2005684 File: 159 KB, 900x650, 1233455772924.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:41:44 2009 No.2005710 File: 394 KB, 1000x1415, 1233456104521.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:43:20 2009 No.2005722 >>2005710 Looks too Asian for a vampire that ought to be European.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:45:00 2009 No.2005732 >>2005722 Remilia is not European.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Sat Jan 31 21:46:14 2009 No.2005733 File: 983 KB, 2000x2745, 1233456374886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:49:07 2009 No.2005741

>>2005658

Hello, /jp/. I am here to tell you the truth. The truth, is that the popularity of anime is a CONSPIRACY. Haven't you noticed something odd about the huge, eyes, the tiny nose, the small mouth, the almost hypnotic effect that anime imagery has on young minds? Don't anime girls remind you of a certain other image that is ingrained on the public consciousness?

The alien gray.

The truth, is that anime is a new program by the New World Order, a revolutionary technique to force us to accept our new, alien masters. We are being programmed to equate the cute, vulnerability of anime girls with our new masters. This programming will make future generations unable to resist their rule. Think about the phenomenon of moe. Immagine if your favorite moeko was real. Wouldn't you do anything for her? Wouldn't you follow her every command? Wouldn't you die for her?

When our programming is complete, we will feel the same way about our new masters. We will love our alien overlords, we will do anything for our alien overlords we will die for our alien overlords.

The cuteness and innocence hides a sinister agenda. This programming is designed to make you and me into mindless slaves. Performing whatever tasks their masters set them to with fawning adoration. Perfect shocktroops for the war with the Reptilians.

Japan was the test group, and the aliens and the New World Order have achieved results that far exceed their wildest expectations. They are bringing programming regimen to the rest of the world with a vengeance.

There is still time. Time to warn others while we have a chance, time to save the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:49:44 2009 No.2005748 >>2005684 Bulimia won't make people like you, Satori.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:52:43 2009 No.2005769 >>2005732 I suppose she's just a huge reverse-weeaboo then? Her clothes, house, name, name and style of theme song and other clearly European-themed things are just due to her having a huge hard-on for the west.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:57:38 2009 No.2005816 >>2005741 >Perfect shocktroops for the war with the Reptilians. This is my favorite part

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:58:05 2009 No.2005820 File: 41 KB, 323x640, 1233457085603.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2005741 I for one welcome our new moe overlords.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:58:20 2009 No.2005823 >>2005769 Actually, she's South-African.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 21:58:26 2009 No.2005826 >>2005741 >Save the world YEAH NO THANKS I'D RATHER BE A SLAVE.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:03:07 2009 No.2005855 >>2005826 And fight the Reptilians?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:05:29 2009 No.2005869 File: 56 KB, 536x700, 1233457529457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Sat Jan 31 22:06:32 2009 No.2005875 File: 84 KB, 585x800, 1233457592708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:07:57 2009 No.2005882 File: 28 KB, 400x564, 1233457677836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] drep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:09:18 2009 No.2005885 >>2005741 Anime characters look like japanese people who look like aliens. Japanese themselves are the grays.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:09:25 2009 No.2005887 >>2005741 Wheres that copypasta about some noise in the background of animus being mind-control?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:09:57 2009 No.2005891 derp derp

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:11:31 2009 No.2005898 >>2005887 based off that C+P about NWRRRRRRRRRRR NWRRRRRRRRR NWRRRRRRRR?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:12:34 2009 No.2005904 File: 51 KB, 950x600, 1233457954046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] POWER OVERWHELMING

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:12:37 2009 No.2005903 >>2005887 Isn't that just the ambient sound from the recording room?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:13:00 2009 No.2005907 File: 11 KB, 200x300, 1233457980960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The high council of the Asgard elders demand an explanation for this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:13:47 2009 No.2005911 >>2005898 Yeah, that one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 22:18:41 2009 No.2005931 File: 88 KB, 278x333, 1233458321566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2005907 Sup Thor, I'll be in the engine room, being all sarcastic and shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:52:42 2009 No.2006520 File: 88 KB, 407x540, 1233467562852.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:58:09 2009 No.2006538 >>2006520 That's not an alien that's a starving child

>>	Adjutant‮‪‪‪‬‪‬ !FUX4cHAN.6 Sun Feb 1 01:01:24 2009 No.2006549 >>2005820 ...and that's how the aliens propagated among us.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 01:05:17 2009 No.2006568 File: 152 KB, 1280x720, 1233468317955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2006520 little gray?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 11:33:29 2009 No.2008691 >>2006520 what's the story behind that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 11:34:12 2009 No.2008693 >>2008691 It's a shaved chimp.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 11:41:36 2009 No.2008705 XD

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 12:22:43 2009 No.2008858 >>2008693 why the FBI need a shaved chimp?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 12:30:46 2009 No.2008898 File: 496 KB, 776x720, 1233509446804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2006568

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:06:17 2009 No.2009058 File: 61 KB, 300x389, 1233511577666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:13:57 2009 No.2009081 >>2005733 Oh shit! a Beholder!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 13:44:54 2009 No.2009222 File: 271 KB, 700x551, 1233513894783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:00:24 2009 No.2009296 >>2009058 So what is that thing in the background anyway, the creature standing with his legs apart just behind the little guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:06:59 2009 No.2009333 File: 205 KB, 500x500, 1233515219292.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:09:59 2009 No.2009349 File: 12 KB, 500x400, 1233515399051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] needs more epic fanart , with Apollo and Soyuz dropships engaging the Lunarian army

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:12:27 2009 No.2009367 >>2009222 That wouldn't be such a nice x-over, I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:19:21 2009 No.2009404 File: 176 KB, 500x500, 1233515961540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:20:18 2009 No.2009411 >>2009333 I like that one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:21:05 2009 No.2009413 >>2009349 Soyuz didn't have an LEM.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 14:31:15 2009 No.2009478 File: 6 KB, 320x276, 1233516675959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SECTOID

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 15:27:25 2009 No.2009883 File: 85 KB, 448x640, 1233520045045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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