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20040370 No.20040370 [Reply] [Original]

Don't forget, girls can be otaku too!

>> No.20040396

yes, girls(m) can certaintly be otaku

>> No.20040397

Sweaty unwashed tits paizuri

>> No.20040431

Too bad, fujoshi aren't human.

>> No.20040434

why do girls like gay men?

>> No.20040461

>>20040434
Penis envy.

>> No.20040489

>>20040397
where in Japan do I find an unkempt 20-something fujo to do this to me

>> No.20040502

>>20040434
I'm guessing the same reason why men like gay women.

>> No.20040618

>>20040502
Men dont obsess over lesbians though

>> No.20040631

>>20040618
Wrong. I do

>> No.20040783

Reminder that fujoshi =/= female otaku.

>>20040502
I don't.

>> No.20040812

>>20040783
>>20040502
Actually I want to add to that, because I was thinking about it recently. What those kinds of men like are naked women and women having sex. In some cases it's that they like women having sex but feel threatened by other men(thus futa) or their penises(thus yuri). Fujos don't seem to give a fucking shit about sex. Yaoi is like 20 pages of gay relationship bullshit from guys who act like girls and 2 pages of guys who look like girls having undetailed sex. A lot of yuri is actually the same too, because honestly fujos are just gay in the same way guys who like futa and traps are just gay. Which is another weird thing. Yaoi for girls is just men who really look like fairly mature women and yaoi for guys is just little boys who look like little girls. No one actually likes guys having sex with each other except those who are into bara.

Anyway point is, I doubt guys like yuri in the same way fujos like yaoi. They may like cute girls doing cute things with no boys around or two naked women, but if the girls were spending all their time talking about how troubled and gay they were, I suspect they wouldn't give half a damn.

>> No.20040919

>>20040370
Fujos aren't girls, they are filthy abominations who need a good and rough dicking to be cured from the garbage fetish that is yaoi.

>> No.20040961

>>20040919
Why would getting a dicking cure them? They'd just imagine themselves as the uke.

>> No.20041001

>>20040489
Bump because I want to know this too.

>> No.20041340

Ew. They're full of cooties.

>> No.20041576

>>20040961
Fujos are just sexually repressed women. Fucking them will make them realize that homosexuality is wrong and nothing compares to straight sex.
If fucking them once doesn't solve it, just keep doing it everyday until they get addicted and can't be satisfied with just their own fingers anymore, and since yaoi is just cheap masturbation material, they'll have no more reason to read/watch it anymore.

>> No.20042956

>>20040618
Projection.

>> No.20042985

>>20041576
You sound like a fucked up person, anon. Let me guess, lesbians are just closeted straights? There is no such thing as a bisexual woman, or man for that matter? Fuck off.

>> No.20043014

Fujo aren't human
Neither are gays

>> No.20043028

>>20042985
You know, you're right. The right course of action is to not interact with fujos in any way.

>> No.20043033

>>20043014
[citation needed]
Can you explain your reasoning or thought process that led you to this conclusion?

>> No.20043040

>>20043028
Why? What's your problem with fujos, anon?

>> No.20043059

>>20040618
only your sad existence doesn't

>> No.20043064

>>20043033
I don't need a citation you buttblasted homo

>> No.20043068

>>20043059
>>20042956
>>20040631

i doubt any of you can be counted as "men" anyway, so your opinion on the matter is irrelevant

>> No.20043072

>>20043068
remember to clean your room, bucko

>> No.20043076

>>20043040
None at all, but according to that other anon, I'm a fucked up person for wanting to have sex with a fujo. So, clearly, it's for the better to try not to develop a relationship of any kind with any of them.

>> No.20043081

>>20043068
Why is that?

>> No.20043088

>>20040812
>They may like cute girls doing cute things with no boys around or two naked women, but if the girls were spending all their time talking about how troubled and gay they were, I suspect they wouldn't give half a damn.
Have you not been to /u/ once? This is literally the opposite of what they want.

>> No.20043096

>>20043076
That anon wasn't calling you a fucked up person for wanting to fuck fujos, but for the implication that you'd fuck someone who doesn't want to fuck you, which is called rape. If they wanted to fuck you, nothing wrong with that, but wanting to force yourself upon them to change their sexuality? That's fucked.

>> No.20043114

>>20043076
fujos are indistinguishable from other women, so it'll be best to refrain from interacting with any women ever just to be safe.
What you should find instead is a feminine boy who'd be willing to let you fuck him into the man he was meant to be.

>> No.20043124

>>20043114
why not a masculine girl

>> No.20043127

Fujoshis are scary.

>> No.20043130 [DELETED] 

>>20043088
The impression of /u/ from a few brief visits is that they got tired of the OH NO YURI ANGST a while back and have moved on to just wanting to see lesbian relationships.

>> No.20043138

>>20043124
he's already decided to refrain from interacting with all women in all circumstances, so that's obviously a no go.

>> No.20043137

>>20043088
The impression I had of /u/ is that they got tired of the YURI ANGST OH NO thing a while back and have moved on to just wanting to see lesbian relationships.

>> No.20043141

Yaoi is not gay relationships.
Yuri is not lesbian relationships.

They are fetish versions made to titillate heterosexuals of the appropriate persuasion.

>> No.20043148

>>20043096
Are you fucking retarded? Fujos like dicks so much they consume media featuring men exclusively, surely they wouldn't mind a good dicking. Just like a /u/ fag wouldn't mind fucking a girl if given the opportunity

>> No.20043152

>>20043137
>>20043130
heh

>> No.20043158

>>20043096
>but for the implication that you'd fuck someone who doesn't want to fuck you
That sounds terrible and not what I was trying to say at all.
I just thought that since fujos are perceived by some people as disgusting, they must be somewhat lonely, making them not have very high standards, so it should be relatively easy to date one.
And the part about "changing their sexuality" was more about her wanting to spend quality time with her boyfriend rather than spending time alone reading yaoi doujin.

>> No.20043188

>>20043158
Fujos are usually hyper sexual hardcore Ms. But they're also just disgusting to look at and interact with.

>> No.20043190

>>20043114
That does sounds like a pretty good idea.

>> No.20043191

>>20043137
They are tired of the endless yuribait and endless angst that goes nowhere and just want actual internal and interpersonal development, which is why shit like Watamote has been catching on lately

>> No.20043199

>>20043191
But, like, Tomoko literally masturbates to hot guys calling her a piece of shit.

>> No.20043220

>>20043141
An online survey of Japanese yuri communities by Maser yielded 40% straight males, 30% lesbian or bisexual females, 15% straight females, and 5% gay or bisexual males. This matches up with the 6:4 F to M ratio that Yuri Hime reports its readership as, and I'm pretty sure at this time a clear majority of yuri mangaka are females.

>>20043191
I actually prefer endless yuribait and endless angst that goes nowhere, but recently it's starting to seem that people like me appear to belong in the dustbin of history.

>>20043199
Tomoko is straight, but at some point she picked up an unwanted yuri harem. There's been a major genre shift in Watamote noted by Westerners and Japanese alike.

>> No.20043235

>>20043199
i like to think there's plenty of below-average guys/gamers that tried to make contact to her, but since the manga and anime is based on her perspective they are invisible, gamers rise up

this post has been brought by gangweed

>> No.20043246

>>20043158
Rotting is not a solitary activity. Fujoshi get along famously with other fujoshi.

>And the part about "changing their sexuality" was more about her wanting to spend quality time with her boyfriend rather than spending time alone reading yaoi doujin.
This is like thinking that getting a girlfriend would make an otaku stop watching anime or playing games. If you're looking to "un-fujoshi" a girl with the power of dick you're probably going to be profoundly disappointed with the results. Stop reading mindbreak doujinshi.

>> No.20043247

>>20043199
She hasn't done that shit in years, probably 50-100 chapters ago. The only thing she's been doing nowadays is building increasingly intimate relationships with her ever growing number of female friends, wondering how she could continue their relationships once they graduate and move on into adulthood, and actually developing as a person.

>> No.20043248

>>20043096
I want to fucking RAPE a fujo so hard I mindbreak them with my dick and they abandon BL for good

>> No.20043256

>>20043158
Sorry for the misunderstanding.

>> No.20043276

>>20043248
You won't. See >>20043188

They've already lost to the dick.

>> No.20043288

>>20043276
why cant girl obsess over me instead

i also got a dick somewhere

>> No.20043292

>>20043276
Don't you dare tell me what I will and won't do

>> No.20043300

ITT: nobody has ever talked to, seen, or read anything about fujoshi

>> No.20043348

>>20043300
Enlighten us, then. What are fujos like?

>> No.20043359

>>20043300
Wrong i am a fujoshi

>> No.20043362

>>20043359
Die

>> No.20043367

>>20043362
Well was but happily

>> No.20044012

>>20040370
I was gonna stare at her chest but that faggy magazine killed my boner.

Fujoshi aren't human.

>> No.20044059

I want to bust a fat nut inside a fujo and get her pregnant so I can be forced into an unloving and unexciting marriage where we both resent each other

>> No.20044071

>>20044059
Then she gives birth to a boy and starts shipping the two of you and drawing doujins about it.

>> No.20044074

>>20044071
As long as the boy crossdresses, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.20044118
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20044118

Would you, /jp/?

>> No.20044133

>>20044118
Lower left is cute for a 3D girl.

>> No.20044142

>>20043348
Just spend some time in /u/

>> No.20044150

>>20044118
Top left is the usual obnoxious otaku that looks like an annoying child
Top right is a fujo
Bottom right likes shitty shoujos
Bottom left is a mystery and looks cute so if I weren't autistic I'd talk to her

>> No.20044164

>>20044118
lower right is actually good looking
both left I could get used to if their personalities were good
upper right is eeeeeeh eat less junk food

>> No.20044165

>>20044118
gross

>> No.20044172

>>20040370
Hello

>> No.20044197

>>20040396
You play OFF the game?

>> No.20044368

>>20044118

Both girls at bottom look decent enough that I'd go for them if they shared my interests and weren't spergs

>> No.20044446

>>20044118
All of them yes.

>> No.20044556

Do girls like traps? I've gotten the impression that they're more popular with guys.

>> No.20044594

>>20044556
>Do girls like traps?
They should, since traps are great.

>> No.20044618

>>20043148
>Fujos like dicks so much they consume media featuring men exclusively
Yaoi for decades has been the lesbian media of choice. It literally was a way for them to express their desires in a way that didn't make it obvious to normalfags. The amount of lesbian yuri authors that first started out in yaoi is staggering.

>> No.20044623

>>20044618
I was once told that fujos like yaoi because they hate seeing competition (other women) in their porn.

>> No.20044659

>>20044623
There are some like that, straight women that don't want competition or are homophobic towards other women. Also women that just like gay dudes, or like the style of romance more common in yaoi works. And gay men who like gay romance, even some straight men for that matter. Quite the mix.

>> No.20044660

>>20044071
I'm okay with this as long as I'm the seme.

>> No.20044671

>>20040812
Fujos are lesbians in denial.

>> No.20044687

>>20044556
>>20044594
Fuck off

>>20044118
Bottom left is the only one with bad genetics that could be mitigated with clever use of hair style and make up, but not completely fixed. Needs different glasses too. Top right might have some acne, but that might just be the lighting (left side of face), but it's not very major. Top left has excellent taste.

>> No.20044699

I want to get leglocked by a fujo and feel her leg hairs tickle my back as I cum inside her

>> No.20044709

>>20044699
Fujos are disgusting.

>> No.20044740

>>20044709
wuss

>> No.20044760

Hi

>> No.20044765

>>20044709
but you like being corrupted by disgusting things. fujodom is what will set you free

>> No.20044780

>>20044740
Might as well fuck Big Foot, you weirdo.

>>20044765
No, I don't. Where the hell did you get that from?

>> No.20044791

>>20044780
inaccurate comparison

>> No.20044808

>>20044780
we're all friends here, you can let out your deepest degenerate fetishes

>> No.20044838

>>20044808
All right.
I want to tenderly and lovingly kiss a fujo.

>> No.20044983

>>20044118
All four are attractive.

>> No.20044996
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20044996

What is /jp/'s issue with fujos? Why are they seemingly hated?

>> No.20045013

>>20044996
Because they're fucking weird

>> No.20045022

>>20044996
It's the same reason women act disgusted by men's weird fetishes.

>> No.20045027

>>20044996
Because we see ourselves reflected in them.

>> No.20045060

>>20045022
So...close-mindedness and ignorance? Has /jp/ finally fallen?

>> No.20045061

>>20044996
You seriously think only /jp/ have issues with Fujos?

>> No.20045062

>>20045027
Is it abnormal not to do so?

>> No.20045064

/jp/ - homosexual relationships.

>> No.20045104

>>20045064
That's >>/lgbt/

>> No.20045119

Setting aside fujos, who are basically the female equivalent of lolicons, what would female otaku obsess over? Are there female train otaku?

>> No.20045151

>>20045119
Uh their is lesbians who obsess over their waifu

>> No.20045183

>>20045119
Normal female otaku like cute moeshit and those otome game/series where some average nobody girl has a harem of dudes fighting over her.

>> No.20045296

>>20044996
Most of the people here who are acting disgusted would happily settle for a fujo wife that took the initiative and was willing to overlook their massive personality flaws and shortcomings

>> No.20045303

>>20045296
>Most of the people here who are acting disgusted would happily settle for anything with a vagina that accepted them
fixed

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20045339

>>20045119
I work at a bookstore and we have a few bona fide female geek/otaku regulars. Their #1 obsession is collecting western children's literature and young adult novels. They're serious collectors, too - a pair spent three hours going through the discards in our back room and found a 1960s Winnie the Pooh for $1 (I'm assuming she found something very rare)

>> No.20045342

>>20045303
nope

>> No.20045444

>>20045119
There are more female lolicons than you'd think.

>> No.20045557

>>20044556
They do, but not the fake-loli shota type traps you see in guy stuff. Like remember how the guy from Macross Frontier had to crossdress for some family reason? That's the kind they like.

>> No.20045564

>>20045339
Interesting. A lot of activities and interests I could think of female otaku doing are just considered normal hobbies for women. Like collecting kitchenware, or cross-stitch, or drying flowers. Perhaps women have been secret otaku all along.

>>20045444
True, but it's not a negative stereotype with women like it is with men.

>> No.20045585

>>20040812
>yaoi for guys is just little boys who look like little girls
That's trap porn for ``straight'' guys. Ero doujinshi for gay men (which aren't normally called "yaoi" and don't follow the conventions) have, as one academic talking about manga described it, a rough aesthetic. They have characters who look like they're from DBZ getting it on.

>> No.20045625

>>20040370
Would you reject an otherwise average girl who was into you over her terrible taste in Japanese culture?

>> No.20045653

>>20045625
The only girl I would reject would be one who rejects the things that make me happy. Or, you know, one that physically repulses me in some way

>> No.20045681

>>20044118
4 4
3 5

>> No.20045725

>>20044118
Bottom left is cute, would absolutely consider marriage.
Top right, probably, assuming she takes care of herself.
Top left I don't feel like I could trust with anything.
Bottom right, avoid. I got seriously bad vibes about her.

>> No.20045734

>>20045625
let's be honest, fujoshit and otaku shit tend to basically be mirror reflections of each other.

>> No.20045742

>>20044996
They're the hordes at the gates of otaku culture. The savages who will turn our beloved Constantinople into InstanBL

>> No.20046116

>>20045742
male otaku and fujoshi are like the western and eastern roman empires post-dominate. Similar cultures but constantly fighting each other over minor doctrinal disputes and ego bullshit

>> No.20046378

I really like it when female otaku are into lewd images of girls.

>> No.20046431

>>20045119
yuuki aoi

>> No.20046551
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>> No.20046636

I knew a fujo in high school. She was miserable all the time

>> No.20046651

>>20044118
I could bang bottom left sober, top right if she had some makeup on, and the other two if drunk. They aren't totally irredeemable, I've seen much worse. I wonder why fujoshi are so demonized?

>> No.20046661

>>20046651
They aren't going to fuck you unless you're a white haired pretty boy who looks good in drag

>> No.20046686

>>20040812
>No one actually likes guys having sex with each other except those who are into bara.
Is there a name for girls who are into bara?

>> No.20046718

>>20046661
I probably could look good in drag if I shaved and started taking HRT. I have a small form factor that's naturally suited to being a trap. But I don't put that much effort into my appearance and the window for getting halfway decent results out of hormones is well over since I'm getting close to 30.

Fujos and Christmas cakes are never going to get their dream husband so its either settle for people like me or stat a virgin for the rest of your life, your call.

>> No.20046986

>>20046636

Be more detailed

>> No.20046995

Trying to understand a woman's heart together with jaypee.

>> No.20047048

>>20044996
I don't hate fujos, I hate people whose life resolves around one shitty fetish
you don't see yuri fa- no wait you do see yuri fags never shutting up about yuri. its the same shit. keep it to yourself, don't be a sperg

>> No.20047308

>>20047048
Why do you hate them for that?

>> No.20047322

>>20046995
Yes, together. Only with the power of JRPG friendship can we solve this puzzle.

>> No.20047333

>>20046718
>Incels and otaku scum are never going to get their dream waifu so its either settle for people like fujos or stat a virgin for the rest of your life, your call.
Fixed

>> No.20047372

>>20047322
But I don't have any friends, nor an adventure to go with them to deepen our friendship.

>> No.20047463

>>20047372
You have your fellow /jp/sies, anon.

>> No.20047555

>>20045183
this, my crush is an "ironic" otaku who plays male-harem otome games all the time so she can "practice her japanese".

>> No.20047571

>>20040370
They're gross

>> No.20047816

>>20040370
hi i'm a girl (m) and i'm an otaku

>> No.20050122

>>20045064
Dude.
Fairies shitpost often.

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>>20044118
Would you **hold hands** with Nikki-chan, /jp/?

>> No.20050650

>>20050631
who the fuck sits like that to play videogames?

>> No.20050655

>>20050631
Sure. I can understand someone wanting to stay at home instead of going out and socializing.
I may even kiss her if she's okay with that.

>> No.20050657

>>20050650
Apparently she does.

>> No.20050661

>>20050631
Look at her room, it's full of fujoshit, I'm not touching her.
Yes, I know it's quite ironic since it's the same reason girls don't want to touch a male otaku in the first place.

>> No.20050692

>>20050661
you telling me girls don't want to touch me because I have a room full of loli?

>> No.20050722

>>20040434
they don't like gay men. They like BL. 90% of BL is "even though you we are both guys my heart is going dokidoki" ect and exposition centered around one or both accepting that they like each other despite being otherwise "normal". Women like the forbidden romance angle, and its also a comfortable way for them to explore their sexuality without the discomfort of self-insertion.

Aggressive gay homosex stuff is usually aimed at men.

>> No.20050743

>>20050722
Next you'll tell me that those trap doujins where the trap gets gangbanged by a dozen men way bigger than him and saying how much he loves fat cocks and can't live without them is actually aimed at men.

>> No.20050761

>>20050743
you joke, but I am old enough to remember the days when Boku No Pico was breaking ground so unprecedented and I had a hard time convincing people that it was actually aimed at male consumers.

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20050823

>>20040502
>>20040618
>>20043068

>> No.20050890

>>20047555
>this, my crush is an "ironic" otaku
The fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.20050891

>>20040370
In my experience, girl otaku have all the same potential for depravity as male otaku.
But since I don't live in Japan, I'll gladly try talking to any I meet because it's not like I have a whole lot of chances in the first place.

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>>20046431
Now that's the good shit.

>> No.20050908

What does it mean if a girl likes ecchi harems and bishoujo r18 VNs unironically?

>> No.20050985

>>20040812
>Anyway point is, I doubt guys like yuri in the same way fujos like yaoi. They may like cute girls doing cute things with no boys around or two naked women, but if the girls were spending all their time talking about how troubled and gay they were, I suspect they wouldn't give half a damn.
You do realise that Citrus is the most popular explicitly yuri series and it's literally just that, right?

>> No.20051087

>>20050985
And citrus is written by a woman and aimed at women. It's story is basically a shoujo except with only girls.

>> No.20051236

>>20046686
I thought bara was mainly aimed at women too.

>> No.20051257

>>20046551
best girl.

>> No.20051293

>>20051236
Bara is aimed at male gays

>> No.20051331

>>20051236
Bara is aimed at the gayest of gays. It's the final level of homosexuality.
The best part is that I heard from some gay dude that they are very elitist, and if you are attractected to any guy other than the huge hunks of muscle you see in bara, they'll say you aren't truly gay.

>> No.20051345

>>20051331
they're right though. bara is the lunatic 1cc of getting off to masculinity

>> No.20051348

>>20051331
Not much different than guys who claim liking flat chest, short hair or tomboys is gay

>> No.20051645

>>20051348
What about flat-chested tomboys with short hair?

>> No.20051661

>>20051645
Patrician taste.

>> No.20052099

>>20050908
When in doubt, assume she is sexually frustrated.

>> No.20052105

>>20051331
So... Even homosexuality has secondaries?

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>>20040434

>> No.20052142
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>>20051348
They're best dolls.

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20052332

My little sister is a fujo. It was quite a shock seeing that gay porn on her laptop, but I'll keep that a secret to myself. At least I have someone I can discuss stuff with.

>> No.20052333

>>20052332
Are you gay?

>> No.20052336

She's an older sister, obviously.

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>>20052333
No. I meant anime and video games.

>> No.20052411

>>20052332

Was it deviant gay porn

Hearing every now and then about how perverted fujos are it really makes me want to meet on irl

>> No.20052448

>>20042985
>Let me guess, lesbians are just closeted straights?

This is pretty much the case with all lesbians, they turn that way because they hate men and not because they like women.

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>>20050743
It's just a different type of futa, really.

>>20050761
I think that series when when I finally got fed up with "draw a girl-call it a boy" bullshit. It's like 5 degrees away from being just loli yuri. It's like what is even the point?

>> No.20052678

>>20043220
Why are gay men jerking it to women having sex

>> No.20052691

>>20052678
gay men who like crossdressing and identify as women? or who like the relationship aspect. yuri and yaoi are basically the same and at lot of both is softcore bullshit anyway. maybe there's a tomboy yuri subgenre too.

>> No.20052758

>>20052332
Is she cute?
Does she have a boyfriend?

>> No.20054708

>>20042985
>>20052448
Wrong, all women are bisexual.

>> No.20054843

>>20054708
All women are lesbians who are currently waiting for advances in reproduction science to make men obsolete.
Men in response shouldn't be focusing on masculinity or social status like what the incels advocate, but should instead fund research into how to turn men into little girls.

>> No.20054939

>>20054843
>>20054708
>>20052448
Well which is it?

>> No.20054963

>>20054843
>turn men into little girls.
Absolutely this.
I want to fuck a loli who knows exactly what a man likes and would have the libido of a male, wanting to fuck 24/7. Not to mention that we could play video games between mating press sessions, and she would actually know how to play.

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>>20054963
>I want to fuck a loli who knows exactly what a man likes
Agreed, but the thing is that you're the one who'll be the loli. In fact, we'll all be lolis in the end.

>> No.20055133

>>20055118
But how am I supposed to pin a loli to the ground and impale her with my dick using my entire body weight if I'm also a loli?

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>>20055133
There are tools and techniques you'll unlock post-transformation, anon.

>> No.20055243

Let's never have this thread again.

>> No.20055248

>>20040434
So they don't have to self-insert as a girl who isn't fat and ugly like them

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>>20055243
You'll be the first to experience the pleasure of being a loli

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>>20055243
Yes, we now understand that women can't be Otaku since they're social monsters and men turning into loli is the only way so savage humanity

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>>20055359
I think we all learned a thing or two from this thread, and I'm glad we were able to have this conversation together.

Now let's all become lolis for the future of humanity!

>> No.20057457

>>20054963
If I finally get turned into a loli I will hopefully never have to interact with men sexually. But yeah, I guess that's exactly what the lolicons want. To rape the unwilling.

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I wanna cute reki-jo gf

>> No.20058445

>>20043068
You post on /jp/, you have no room to talk either.

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>>20050692
No it's because you're probably fat, unhygienic and a moefag subhuman
>>20050722
Ya the REALLY GAY homo stuff like bara and traps is for men.
>>20050743
It is

>> No.20058770

>>20044118
Why is bottom right so smug?

>> No.20058901

Nevada tan was an Otaku!

>> No.20059558

>>20057457
Normalfag.

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>>20058394
I see you are a fellow man of taste

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>>20040812
I thought about it too recently and a decent generalization is that "men beat off their dick, girls beat off their heart." For women/fujos, porn is boring without the context of the relationship between the participants. It's why "shipping" is so much more popular than straight up BL.

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>>20060769
nice

>> No.20062945

>>20040370
Do fujos look like this in real life?
Because she's very cute. I want to kiss her.

>> No.20066368

>>20062945
Attractive fujos have options.

>> No.20068163

>>20058394
>>20060495
I wanna make BABIES with a reki-jo

>> No.20068222

>>20040618
I will have you know that my yuri goggles have been firmly attached to my face since the day I was born

>> No.20068270

>>20066368
O-oh.
Is there a chance for me to be one of those options?

>> No.20068953

I'd only accept a fujo into my life if she had plenty of cutting scars all over her body and suffered from extreme anxiety, since that would mean I'd have a girlfriend that would share my interests and would ideally understand my own mental problems

>> No.20069117

>>20040434
Fujo can't or won't self-insert themselves into a romantic fantasy, due to low self-esteem or a fear of penetration or whatever. They're also too jealous to fantasize about their guy tapping some other girl

>> No.20069123

>>20045119
male brains are wired to focus more in 3d mental image manipulation of objects, whereas female brains focus on individuals. Romance shows are like demolition derbys for women, or tactical military sims

>> No.20069148

>>20069117
>fear of penetration
What? Their bodies were literally made for that, no way girls fear that.

>> No.20069162

>>20069117
If they're anything like male yuri fans, they are excited by the taboo breaking of the romance. Especially when one girl takes sexual control over a submissive girl
>>20069123
I always thought the male brain was just more prone to externalize feelings, while women internalize them.
Hence why when girls want to self-harm they cut and get eating disorders, while guys self-harm by vandalizing shit, going to mosh pits or picking fights with bar patrons or cops

>> No.20069177

>>20069148
it's still scary and tearing the hymen hurts

i think shoving objects inside yourself is a masculine thing
thats why there are these weird anal faggots with dragon dildos
seriously creepy

>> No.20069182

No attractive girl tho.

>> No.20069202

>>20069177
most cultures have regarded taking the dick as a feminine role since, in most positions you have little control over how the act plays out.
obviously there are positions that give the woman control, but the feeling is shaped by these expectations. taking a dick would be an assertive act if every woman amazon pressed the man

>> No.20069257

>>20069162
But lots of men cut and lots of girls act out by being fight picking bitches.

>> No.20069275

>>20069257
on average I see more men externalize anger/depression than internalize.

>> No.20069312

>>20069275
Well you can't see it at all if they're internalizing it.

>> No.20069324

>>20069275
I agree with anger, but the way men usually externalize depression is by putting a bullet in their heads, otherwise it's pretty internalized.

>> No.20069327

>>20069312
You see lots of scars on summer days if you go to the right punk bars.

>> No.20069333

Do girls like 2D boys with hairy dicks? Because I like 2D with hairy coochies.

>> No.20069357

>>20069275
>>20069162
>>20069123
>>20069324
please learn the difference between learned social habits and actual biological differences. it appears you are all conflating the two

>> No.20069414

>>20045742
>turn our beloved Constantinople into InstanBL
You're a funny guy, anon.

>> No.20069497

>>20069333
ive known a few who do
they gravitate more towards chest hair though in my experience

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>>20069497
>they gravitate more towards chest hair though in my experience

>> No.20071365

>>20044699
Good to see i'm not only one with refined taste.

>> No.20075343

>>20069357
Hi, I wrote this post >>20069123

What I'm describing has been observed in toddlers, babies, and animals.

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>>20071365
I find amputees, and especially quadruple amputees, to be really sexy. The way the shape of a woman changes while she remains entirely functional (limbs aren't necessary to survive) is just amazing: I think there's nothing more beautiful than a limbless woman torso.

>> No.20075497

>>20040618
The existence of the /u/ board and the increasing interest in yuri anime by otaku proves you wrong.

>> No.20075553

>>20075497
Most /u/fags are girls

>> No.20075657

>>20075497
Interest and obsession aren't the same thing though.

>> No.20076048

>>20075497
/u/rine is full of angry dykes who hate men

>> No.20076107

>>20050650
Only the true enlightened anon.

>> No.20076288

>>20075553
this. even I like /u/ stuff because its cute and I am not even into girls.

>> No.20076342

>>20076048
if you want to troll them send them to r9k

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