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No.2003926 [Reply] [Original]

>>2001999
Chris Crudelli?
That's the guy from Mind, Body and Kickass moves, I loved that show and he really does seem to know his shit.

>> No.2003933

Alice:Godly handjobs, Dollrape

in before poop jokes

>> No.2003931

This Thread : Avoid it like the plague, goddamn.

>> No.2003935

Alice: Even immortal beings like myself would have nothing to do with a girl that's been so thoroughly around the block. Every anonymous in the world.

>> No.2003948

>Yukari
>Avoid her like the plague, goddamn.
>Yukari
Why?


I mean WHY?

>> No.2003949
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2003949

>>2003931
Forgot your sage.

Who said she's useless? They couldn't be further from the truth!

Just don't look her in the eyes. Like, ever.

>> No.2003951

>>2003935
> Alice: Even immortal beings like myself
get your immortal ass back to gaia

>> No.2003955

>>2003948
YUKARI

>> No.2003956

>>2003948
Hey, if gapping penises is your thing then go for it

>> No.2003960

But touhou characters are fictional, they do not exist.

>> No.2003962
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2003962

It's like I'm really on an escort review website.

>> No.2003964

>>2003960
YOU FUCKING LIE

>> No.2003966

>>2003948

Apparently he doesn't want stop signs gapped into his bowels while he proceeds to fuck himself in the ass, since Yukari would get more pleasure from fucking with you than actually fucking you.

>> No.2003971

Suika: Endless bouts of drunken sex, with the opportunity to her horns or to enter A VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY, depending on what your fetish is.

Delicious flat watermelon.

>> No.2003983

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Jesus Christ, this is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.2003987

>>2003971
you forgot she can make multiple copies of herself

>> No.2004000
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2004000

She was passed out on the floor when I found her.

It wasn't that great, to be honest.

>> No.2004001
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2004001

>>2003955
>>2003956
If it is Yukari, I'd let her do anything.

>> No.2004003

>>2004000
Are you sure you were her horns correctly?

>> No.2004014

This thread made me want to start downloading touhou porn doujins, is there a site/a way to find only those with Rinnosuke/a male character in it?
I hate futa and yuri doesn't really get me

>> No.2004024

>>2004014
loled

>> No.2004017
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2004017

Nice legs, but the bitch was telling me if I was good or bad at it every other minute

>> No.2004016

Momiji: The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two
Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

>> No.2004032

>>2004016
What.

>> No.2004041

Yuka: In my final thrusts I grasped the ground too hard, accidentally crushing a flower. I now have the right form to try a Yuyuko or the Prismrivers.

Yuyuko / Prismrivers: GHOST BLOWJOB WOOOOOOOO

>> No.2004044

>>2004024
what was it exactly, the /r/, the Rinnosuke mention, or the 'I don't like futa or yuri'?

>> No.2004045

>>2004014
inb4 Hong Meiling's Touhou-H torrent

>> No.2004050
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2004050

>First page of /jp/

>ITT: describe sex with different Touhous
>Remilia is Michael Jackson.
>* is shit, right?
>Useless Bunny

Fuck my life.

>> No.2004055

>>2004044
last two

>> No.2004056

>>2004050

Mods woke up and got the motivators and other obvious bullshit.

They missed the more subtle stuff, though.

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2004061

We'd just started and she was already dripping wet.

Literally.

She told me she was an ice fairy. I cracked up and couldn't get back in the mood so I left

>> No.2004065

>>2004050
Afternoon /jp/ is shit, you should have known that by now

>> No.2004070

>>2004065

But I have nowhere else to go at this time.

>> No.2004071
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2004071

What, No Cirno?
Protip: Don't fuck Reimu. See pic.

>> No.2004073
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2004073

bitch nearly bit my dick off

>> No.2004081

>>2004071
XD

>> No.2004088

>>2004071
...;_;

>> No.2004089

>>2004071
:(

>> No.2004090

Rinnosuke: Never tried it that way before, but he was a pretty gentle lover, so it was actually a very nice experience.

>> No.2004093

>>2004071
;_;

>> No.2004094

>>2004081
>>2004088
>>2004089
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I knew i would get that reaction.

>> No.2004097

Youmu: soft

>> No.2004099
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2004099

>>2003926

Not for claustrophobic folk. The best you can do is lift her up to where you are, but people will think strangely of you if you're perched over a well. Wells are important water sources for the people living nearby.

Climb down, hold on, and try not to breathe too hard. Much, much harder done than said.

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2004100

"Is it in yet?

How about now?

...How about NOW?"

>> No.2004108

>>2004100
manipulation of distance or too lewd?

>> No.2004117

>>2004108
I read that as either she's fucking with you or she wants it in ALL the WAY

>> No.2004124

>>2004117

What if she messed up and accidentally shoved your entire body in all the way?

>> No.2004127

Remilia: sucking blood from the cock

>> No.2004131

>>2004071
How can I shoot myself to the head with a lighter?

>> No.2004137

>>2004133
calm down o-o

>> No.2004138

>>2004131
It's a chunk of ice.

>> No.2004133

>>2004124
AUGHASGAH;FASFA

YOU REMINDED ME OF A DOUJIN THAT HAS THAT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.2004135

>>2004071
But I love Cirno

>> No.2004142
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2004142

Don't stick around for the afterglow. Think black widow.

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2004144

>>2004127

>> No.2004145

>>2004071
God damn, that was horrible.
I mean, yeah we love to fuck with her and shit, but we would never want her dead.


That would ruin all the fun.

>> No.2004150

>>2004124

Sounds hot. /r/ doujin of this.

>> No.2004155

>>2004142
Why is this a .gif?

>> No.2004153
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2004153

If memory serves me right she had a thing for food play.

In fact, I think there was more food than play. ;_;

>> No.2004158

>>2004155
sure is /x/ in here
go put a dog in a tree

>> No.2004160

>>2004153

>VORE

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2004163

>>2004155
I dunno lol

>> No.2004165

>>2004158
I wouldn't open a .gif with Rumia, you know.

>> No.2004166

Komachi: She'll increase the size of your cock

Yukari: When you jam your cock in her, she has a gap inside her vagina with the other gap in your own ass.

Sakuya: raep

Shinki: It's like having sex with old women

Yuyuko: necrophilia

Marisa: bukake

Tewi: she never stops laughing at you

Keine: anal sex only

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2004177

Yamame: Good if you like bondage but for god's sake, wear a condom.

>> No.2004183

Aya:Fucking a Cloaca. Nuff said.

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2004188

She'll probably want to test some of the toys she invented on you. Bring lubricant, bandages and neosporin in case of a malfunction.

Steer clear if you like your sex vanilla.

>> No.2004189

>>2004166
>she never stops laughing at you

Just like a real girl ;_;

>> No.2004190

>>2004142
>>2004163
I fucking love these.

>> No.2004192

>>2004166
>Yukari: When you jam your cock in her, she has a gap inside her vagina with the other gap in your own ass.

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2004194

The aki sisters are really cute and sweet and their juice is delicious, but they get offended and teary-eyed if you're not interested in drinking their pee. They don't mind three-way.

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2004196

"I can read your mind. I know what you want."

"Oh?

And what do YOU want?"

"M-me?! I, uh... well..."

>> No.2004203

>>2004166
>Yukari: When you jam your cock in her, she has a gap inside her vagina with the other gap in your own ass.

I fucking lol'd.

>> No.2004206

Seriously, you guys have the shittiest sense of humor/entertainment out there.

>> No.2004208

>>2004203
Thanks for the heads up, idiot

>> No.2004210

>>2004163
A black box? sure, when in aviat

>> No.2004212

>>2004206
Go back to /b/ then, faggot.

>> No.2004214
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2004214

Like a tiger.

>> No.2004222

>>2004206
>>2004065
You see, newfrieds go to sleep early, as they're mostly 13 yo kids, this is the time all of them get out of school, so it is to be expected that afternoon /jp/ is always shit, hence the faggotry.

>> No.2004224

>>2003935
Well doesn't that put you into a minority if you don't do it?

...Not like anyone could persecute you for it though.

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2004225

banging mokou was pretty fun

>> No.2004230
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2004230

Summer? Sure.
Fall? Why not.
Winter? Go nuts.

But for the sake of your eardrums, don't even TRY after March 20. And no, a gag won't help.

>> No.2004237

>>2004183
>Aya:Fucking a loose STD filled Cloaca. Nuff said.
Fix'd.

>> No.2004239

>>2004166
>Yukari: When you jam your cock in her, she has a gap inside her vagina with the other gap in your own ass.

>> No.2004244

>>2004206
Go back to your fucking hugbox.

>> No.2004245

ITT: Newfriends welcome party

>> No.2004246

>>2004225
When I first saw this, I thought it was ex-Kiene raping regular Kiene.

>> No.2004247

Tewi: Foreplay starts with her playing pranks, followed by a chase and a capture. Naughty bunny in hand punishment is administered via spanking, removing her panties when she begins wetting them. Sloppy makeouts, then 69, then doggy style so I can squeeze her tail and bite her ears. Finish up, cuddle, and fall asleep.
Wake up the next morning covered in sharpee. Chase bunny again. She only does it for attention.

>> No.2004248

>>2004225
Thats our anonymous, always avoiding the obvious joke!

>> No.2004251

>>2004222
I'm not convinced that the blame for /jp/ sucking can be pinned on underageb&. No matter what time it is, there's always a lot (percentage-wise) of stupid posting or trolling going on.

>> No.2004253
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2004253

Remilia:I'd her bat wings.

>> No.2004258

>>2004251
who the hell thought saying "XD" was a good way to be ironic

>> No.2004274

>>2004258
o_O
ur mom XD

>> No.2004278

>>2004258
We are doing it to piss you off. Ecks dee.

>> No.2004282

>>2004278
not working

>> No.2004298

>>2004251
That's for all boards, you always have to consider that most people are stupid. Learning how to ignore them is important, for it is natural to have them.

>> No.2004300

>>2004196
Wait'll she sees MY 3rd Eye

>> No.2004304

>>2004274
>>2004278
2 answers, 2 idiots, 2 samefags in the entire thread

>> No.2004305

>>2004282
Yes it is, you even wrote a rage post about it.

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2004306

>>2004300

>> No.2004316

>>2004304
No.
And I'm going to sleep already, good night, stupid ammerrikkans.
I hope I can come back tomorrow.

>> No.2004322
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2004322

No one here has had sex more than once.

>> No.2004330

>>2004316
Don't go.

>> No.2004336

>>2004316
But I'm not american

>> No.2004341

>>2004071
;_;

>> No.2004344

>>2004305
i was being ironic

>> No.2004346

>>2004322
>more than once.
Even if I multiplied the number of sexual experiences I've had with human woman by infinity, I wouldn't reach one.

>> No.2004353

Best thread on /jp/ right now

>> No.2004364

>>2004322
>more than once
>once
humorousreactionface.jpg

>> No.2004361

>>2004353
Worse troll on /jp/ right now

>> No.2004370

>>2004346
∞ ・ 0≠ 0

>> No.2004380

>>2004370
Multiplication of any number by zero , be it real or not yields zero, what are you on about?

>> No.2004389

>>2004370
is right

plus any number divided by itself is 1

0/0 = 1, problem solved!

>> No.2004393

>>2004380
No, ∞ ・ 0 is an undetermined operation like 1/0, It's easy to prove it but I'm lazy, go google it.

>> No.2004395

MATH IS GAY

>> No.2004396

The fight had taken longer than Remilia would have liked, but she had to take care not to damage the half-ghost. After all, what she wanted was Youmu herself, and she always got what she wanted. A clap of her hands brought the head maid in.

"Sakuya, prepare her, and have her waiting in my bedchamber."

"Yes, my lady."

Preparations would take a few minutes- just enough time to select proper attire for a long day in bed. Not just any robe would do, for today, it had to be perfect. Perfect it was, made of the smoothest silk and satin, cut just right to show her glamour, yet still suitable for her plans. She changed quickly, and glided to the bedchamber.

As expected, Sakuya had done a perfect job. The half-ghost struggled weakly, spread-eagled upon the mattress, limbs tightly bound to the banisters. The muffled cries that came from behind the gag were as music, quietly played to set a mood. The curves of her body glistened beneath the waning light of the moon, her skin glowing from the finest oils and perfumes the manor could procure. She hovered over her acquisition, her desire, and slowly descended to claim her right as the most noble of vampires. Today would be one to remember...

So she flopped on top of Youmu and pulled up the sheets. It was only fitting that she have the softest bed in Gensokyo.

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2004400

No one got to Keine yet? She's the village's /d/elight, since you get futanari and lactaction on in one package.

Hope you don't mind swallowing, Anon!

>> No.2004403

Math IS gay.

>> No.2004413

>>2004395
>>2004403
School rejects I see

>> No.2004411

>>2004380
>>2004380
infinity is not a number

>> No.2004423

>>2004403
Supporting claims please, otherwise one will have to assume you dislike mathematics because of your inadequacy in that field.

>> No.2004418

>>2004396
cuddlypasta?

>> No.2004429

infinity is not a number therefore you cannot multiply it by 0

>> No.2004437

>>2004429
Limits, son, limits, we're just lazy to put the whole notation

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