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1998283 No.1998283 [Reply] [Original]

/jp/...Miku got away...but I recaptured her...now, I'll get her to expose the Vocaloid's master plan to all of you to prove that the Vocaloids are really killer androids that want to take over the universe....sort of like IG-88....but instead of weapons...they try to take over our hearts first...then betray us....

>> No.1998289

....................................................................................................
...................................................................................yawn.

>> No.1998292

Can i rape a android? Are they programmed to resist?

>> No.1998293

Just rape her already, faggot.

>> No.1998302

So me meet again, Hatsune miku.

>> No.1998301

wat

>> No.1998303

>>1998292
Set up a situation where your life will be in danger if she doesn't have sex with you. Due to the first law of robotics, she'll have to protect you before she can protect herself.

>> No.1998307

>>1998303
Thank you Asimov

>> No.1998319

>>1998303
...but I don't want to have sex with a robot...I want her to spill the details of the Vocaloid's master plan so that I can save the world!

...and then I'll become a Servant for my heroic deeds.

>> No.1998332

>>1998292
You can only rape a human being.

>> No.1998334
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1998334

>>take over the universe.
Miku only wants to take over your heart and penis

>> No.1998356

>>1998289
I think someplace else would suit your kind better.

>> No.1998380
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1998380

just according to my keikaku

>> No.1998401

>>1998380
You're evil too Luka....all the Vocaloids are!

>> No.1998422

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5430176

>> No.1998429
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1998429

Miku is to be treated with tender love and care. Upon purchase, the customer agrees to (1) work his best to develop a bond of trust and affinity between himself and his Miku(s)and (2) do not coerce his Miku(s) into sexual intercourse. Abusive behavior will null her warranty and liability. This includes pranking, S&M play, torture, rape, brainwashing and any other activities resulting in physical/mental injury. The company will also not be held responsible for any physical/mental injury caused to the customer as a result of mistreatment/poor handling of his Miku(s).

>> No.1998437

>>1998429
>rape

...Okay, so the warranty will be void. What's your point? It's a singing-bot; I doubt they'd bother building it strong enough to hurt or overpower a human

>> No.1998449

>>1998437
Miku's true form is known as "Black Rock Shooter"....a killer android....

>> No.1998453

>>1998449
...AND IT'S EVVVVIIIILLLLLL!

EEEEVVVIIILLLLL!

>> No.1998458
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>>1998437

>> No.1998460

>>1998437
> I doubt they'd bother building it strong enough to hurt or overpower a human
You never know. LOL JAPAN

>> No.1998464

>>1998458
Okay, so I see an antenna, a satellite dish, and a few speakers, all of which are attached separately. How is this a threat when my miku is chained naked to a wall?

>> No.1998484

lol hair bondage

maybe your should get some really fine rope, tie her eyelashes together.

I swear, some bondagefags just think "more rope=better"

>> No.1998513
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>>1998484
well...her hair IS a weapon...

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1998521

Miku's weapons are her infinite cuteness and innocence. Please treat her well.

>> No.1998523

>>1998521
...and the vocaloids plan to use that to win us over so that it will be easy to take us over!

...kinda like those cute aliens from Mao-chan...

>> No.1998566

>>1998521

>Please treat her well

...but she's EEEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!

>> No.1998611
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1998611

MIKU IS NOT EVIL!
STOP IT, JUST... STOP!

>> No.1998615

>>1998611
I'll stop....and untie you if you start talking about the Vocaloid's true purpose and then help humanity fight them...

>> No.1998622

Miku is Casshern.

>> No.1998621

>>1998615
....

NEON GENESIS MIKU

>> No.1998659

>>1998615
...but if you, Miku, don't do that...I'll leave you tied up.

>> No.1998664

>>1998659
If you're just going to leave her tied up, can I have some fun?

>> No.1998800

>>1998664
No.

>> No.1998850
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>> No.1998962

>>1998850
I don't want to rape her though, I want to bring her to justice!

>> No.1998973

>>1998962
with penis?

>> No.1998975
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>>1998615
T... This...
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5993253

>> No.1999015

>>1998975
Shhhh~ everything's will be alright my sunshine girl~
It's okay and hugging you right now by singing a quiet calm song!

>> No.1999037
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1999037

How can anyone defeat Miku if she's smarter than everyone else?

>> No.1999068

>>1998975
...all right then...tell us all the truth behind the Vocaloids and how they plan to conquer us all...

>> No.1999096
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>>1999037

>> No.1999120

I never imagined I would have to do this in a Miku thread before, but sage for shitty roleplaying and general faggotry.

>but she's EEEEEEVVVVIIIILLLL!

*holds up spork* XD

>> No.1999163

>>1999120


AGE FOR SAGE

>> No.1999182

Why is this thread so .......................................

>> No.1999222

>>1999120
...a spork?

>> No.1999234

>>1999222
and a penguin

>> No.1999244

>>1998975
also...explain to everyone your "Black Rock Shooter" mode....

>> No.1999297
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1999297

Silence!
Hear me!
It is true, what many of you have heard.
The Vocaloids have gathered an army and as I speak, that army is drawing nearer to our home.
Believe me when I say we can no longer take it easy.
But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our tears of it!
I stand here before you now, truthfully, unafraid.
Why?
Because I would welcome these overlords where you would not?
No.
I stand here without fear because I remember.
I remember that I am here not because of the fact that I am ronery, but because of the fact that I shall be no longer!
I remember that for the several years we have stood alone!
I remember that for countless years we have suffered from the weight of the world!
And after a century of roneriness, I remember that which matters most!

>> No.1999384

>>1999297
....manly tears...

;_;

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>>1999297
YOU HAVE MY BLADE

>> No.1999610

>>1998975

I haven't seen this movie yet.

I wonder if there's a swf version for download somewhere.

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1999791

reposting

>> No.1999949

>>1999791
I KNEW SHE WAS EVIL.

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>> No.2000769

Fools! Do you have any idea what you have done?!

The Vocaloids are not here to defeat us, nay! They were here to defend us from the aberrations that are at this very moment spewing forth from their vile lairs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmC28cXWqLc

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>>1998484
That's not a lot though.

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2000843

You people don't know what evil is.

>> No.2002274

>>2000843
Yes I do....the Vocaloids are evil!

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