/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Would you pay a thousand bucks to sleep in the same bed as Cirno?

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yes

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Yes.

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yes

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Fuck no

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Yes!

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On a hot summer day, maybe.

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>>19975393
Who am I paying? Because if it’s Cirno I can just grab it before she wakes up and in all likelyhood she won’t notice.

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Yes, but I already sleep next to her for free every night since she's my wife.

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>>19975393
Yes

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>>19975393
Every day? Once? A bed she slept in one time or always sleeps in with me?

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>>19975393
No, I already have a cute loli to sleep with.

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>>19975622
>Who am I paying?
Her pimp. she's her own pimp

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>>19975718
Tell me more about that, I would like to know all the concise details.....

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I want to sleep in Sakuya's bed, though.

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>>19975743
Why?

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>>19975767
He has bad taste.

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>>19975811
you don't filter your ramen water through sakuya's freshly slept in sheets?

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>>19975743
But that's reserved for the Remimi.

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>>19975393
Чирно
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TL9qWmZ7FB4

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>>19975393
WITH Cirno? That's very important.

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>>19975393
Only with Clownpiece

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>>19975393
Consider the Bible story of the Tax Collector and the poor woman, who each donate money to a beggar. Jesus informs the Tax Collector that the poor woman will go to heaven since she donated all of her savings which were a just a few low value coins, whereas the Tax Collector will not go to heaven in spite of donating high value gold coins that were only a fraction of his net worth.

I suspect Cirno would feel the same way as Jesus. If a richfag payed $1k and then smiled creepily as he lied down next to her thinking that he got to sleep with her at a bargain price then she would probably start crying so much that the room would fill with ice and then the richfag would freeze to death.

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>>19976252
Seems like the best case scenario.

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>>19976252
What if you're dirt pour like moi
And then save up to sleep with her for the night
Are you still going to die

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>>19976252
I only have $1000 in savings, so I'd love to have Cirno mount me under the sheets and greedily slide my thick human penis inside her slippery fairy cunny

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>>19975837
No, I filter it through her used panties.

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>>19975393
I would say yes, but no.
Cirno is my friend and we sleep together everyday. It's fun to have mid-day naps under the hot summer sun, but it's troublesome feeling like a block of ice when I wake up...!
It's all worth it for Cirno-chan. Plus, the other fairies join in as well! I find myself sleeping next to Cirno one moment, only to find 3 or 4 more fairies when I wake up. Fairies are scared to approach humans, but just be nice to them and they'll be nice to you. They really are a friendly bunch.
You'll find one lewd fairy every once in a while, just don't fuck her in front of other fairies.

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>>19980927
>just don't fuck her in front of other fairies
what's the worst that could happen? a fairy orgy?

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>>19980937

...yes and no.
Some fairies will be inclined to know why you pulled up another fairies skirt, removed her bloomers, shoved something in a place they barely think about and repeated to ram against her cute little fairy butt repeatedly until you both gave out with a weird smell lingering around, a weird substance crawling down her legs and the ground covered in sweat.
Some might figure it out, but others might just dismiss it.
At most, this is just a blank quizzical stare. The others don't know what's happening.
Just keep the onahole to yourself but don't expect her to stick around for long. Remember, villagers kill fairies without remorse. You'll be hard pressed to find one that doesn't outright drive fairies off or murder them in cold blood.
I think they have a respawn rate of one day. So you might fuck a fairy one day, have a break, then fuck her the day after that should you come across her everyday. Of course, this vairies.
You can't keep her either. Fairies make horrible house pets(?) since they pretty much throw everything around and make everything a bitch to clean up.

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>>19975661
Fuck you ya do, she been my wife since 2003

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>>19980996
Is that you dude?
Special numbers ahead my dude.
Better luck next time Cirno.

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I'm surprised the fairy thread isn't 90% lewd.
Congrats /jp/
You did something impossible

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>>19975393
Yes!

>>19981013
There are a lot of yes answers itt, dude. They all want to do lewd thing to Cirno-chan.

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>>19981350
That navel looks extremely detailed, but I don't think that fairies have navels

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>>19975393
No. Are you fucking kidding me?

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>>19976032
I couldn't bare to watch the whole video, but I like how the pronounced Cirno as /sɨrna/, which sounds the same as the word "cheesy" in Russian.

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>>19981528
Do you know the actual translation of the lyrics?

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>>19981531
I could translate the lyrics, but I'm too lazy and I don't want to watch the video again. Sorry.

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>>19981537
ленивый Бака

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>>19981528
>the pronounced Cirno as /sɨrna/, which sounds the same as the word "cheesy" in Russian
That's standard spelling for Cirno in the russian-speaking internets, by the way.

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>>19981483
But navels are meant for licking, so of course they have them.

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>>19981531
There are subtitles in that video actually

[Anonymous No.]

Liking Cirno is an aquired taste