Sanae's Suckies and Fuckies

[Anonymous No.]

Truly the sluttiest Touhou? Survey says: yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19939523
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[Anonymous No.]

Sanae is my cute wife and she is not a slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Not even pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19939523
Truly the milk of a frog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19940193
Sorry man, your wife's a hog slut. A fat sow semen slurper.
>>19940230
Green is the new pink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19940354
Sakuya, how does you shitpost all the day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19939523
Yes! Indeed! Sanae is a slut!
Sanae is in fact THE slut of Gensokyo.
Her actions show it, but her words hate it and love it all at the same time!
She sucks dicks for free and accepts semen donations to any part of her body inside or out! She'll service you for free. She'll fuck you for absolutely NO PAY! Heck, you ca have a round with Sanae the slut for as long as humanly possible! Sometimes she'll take the lead and go far beyond your limits and fuck you until you get Erectile Dysfunction from fucking so much!
Don't fear the one night stand curse, she is bound to be by your side covered in dried smegma when you wake up, cuddling against your arm! Maybe SHE will wake you up!
She sucks, she fucks, she does it all for free. Girlfriend? Don't worry! You can share! *lie
Wife? Don't worry, you can have an open marriage! *lie
Waifu? Haha. There's no way your bitch ass had your sights on any other girl in the first place! Fap sessions are all the same! A minute each with a few napkins in between!*łdie
SANAE KOCHIYA, the SLUT of Gensokyo - commonly found in, around or near he Moriya Shrine and Human Village! Signal and she'll meet you behind a building to suck you off or fuck you through the night! She's so big of a slut that she practically has people defending her slutty actions while attempting to deny the truth!
Don't defend a slut! Slut apologists! FUCK the slut! Stop trying to justify her gross-not-even-worthy-of-marriage actions and join in on the fun! Either way, that little "cold" Sanae caught and can't get rid of will spread to you somehow!
Sanae Kochiya the Slut of Gensokyo and (Slutty) Shrine Maiden of
the Moriya Shrine and descendant of the Hag-Loli Suwako Moriya! She'll fuck you, she'll suck you off, any day of the week, she will spend hours draining you dry! So dry that you'll be no different from a dehydrated fish unable to die left in the barren desert for a million years under the hot beating Sun and then reintroduced to water having been dried to a crisp!
Forget your relationships, you can fuck Sanae the Slut today with other fellow villagers and /jp/sies and fill her with all the smen she could desire but obviously not have at all hours of the day, every day of the year!
SANAE THE SLUT! FIND HER AT THE FOLLOWING PLACES TODAY!
*freezeframe of Sanae with the iconic piece sign while covered in white substances like any other H-Doujin*
[speedy voice narrates long ass information that should be open knowledge]
wearenotresponsibleforanyandallinjuriesdiseasesdamagesandotherunfortunateturnsofeventsthatmayfollow-anyandallsexualinteractionscanendinlossoflifeamongothervarioustningssuchasbadbreakupsashareofsexuallytransmitteddiseasesorstdsforshortandamessydivorcefuckatyourowndisgressionandbeadvisedoftherottenpleasuresofthemoriyashrinemaidenandremembertostayawayfromthewawardslutandwhore

onasidenotebewaryofvillagersastheyhatetheexistenceofwaywardwhoresandarelikelytpkillyouandsanaetheslutshouldanyofyourlittleasventuresbecomepublic
*brochure with said freezeframe*
SKS
Expiration Date: N/A Sign: ~When she becomes an old bag of bones (when she turns into a hag (25))~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19939523
Yes! Indeed! Sanae is a slut!
Sanae is in fact THE slut of Gensokyo.
Her actions show it, but her words hate it and love it all at the same time!
She sucks dicks for free and accepts semen donations to any part of her body inside or out! She'll service you for free. She'll fuck you for absolutely NO PAY! Heck, you can have a round with Sanae the slut for as long as humanly possible! Sometimes she'll take the lead and go far beyond your limits and fuck you until you get Erectile Dysfunction from fucking so much!
Don't fear the one night stand curse, she is bound to be by your side covered in dried smegma when you wake up, cuddling against your arm! Maybe SHE will wake you up!
She sucks, she fucks, she does it all for free. Girlfriend? Don't worry! You can share! *lie
Wife? Don't worry, you can have an open marriage! *lie
Waifu? Haha. There's no way your bitch ass had your sights on any other girl in the first place! Fap sessions are all the same! A minute each with a few napkins in between!*łdie
SANAE KOCHIYA, the SLUT of Gensokyo - commonly found in, around or near he Moriya Shrine and Human Village! Signal and she'll meet you behind a building to suck you off or fuck you through the night! She's so big of a slut that she practically has people defending her slutty actions while attempting to deny the truth!
Don't defend a slut! Slut apologists! FUCK the slut! Stop trying to justify her gross-not-even-worthy-of-marriage actions and join in on the fun! Either way, that little "cold" Sanae caught and can't get rid of will spread to you somehow!
Sanae Kochiya the Slut of Gensokyo and (Slutty) Shrine Maiden of
the Moriya Shrine and descendant of the Hag-Loli Suwako Moriya! She'll fuck you, she'll suck you off, any day of the week, she will spend hours draining you dry! So dry that you'll be no different from a dehydrated fish unable to die left in the barren desert for a million years under the hot beating Sun and then reintroduced to water having been dried to a crisp!
Forget your relationships, you can fuck Sanae the Slut today with other fellow villagers and /jp/sies and fill her with all the smen she could desire but obviously not have at all hours of the day, every day of the year!
She'll do it all! She looks stunning and if you're not some unlucky ugly fuck, a NEET that gets no action and never leaves his NEET Cave, or have ZERO STANDARDS, you'll fall for her with an earthsplitting tent in your pants when you see or recognize her faint aroma or her bodily features whether it be her green hair or (yellow/green- take your pick) eyes, her face, her mouth, her neck, her collar bones, her cowtits, her arms, ultra soft handjob giving hands, her girlish smelling armpits, her tummy or well used cunny, her splendid slutty hips and the way they sway left and right as she walks, her soft often covered in smegma thighs, her nicely shaped and equally as soft as her breasts, butt or the figure of her body and how she manages to fit it all in her clothes in such a way to not be ravaged on the spot when seen in public. Or the simple fact that she quite literally smells like semen and pretty much grinds up against you on purpose to get a reaction! Don't miss your chance! This opportunity only comes every single fucking time you see her! Whether you're fucking her, or jacking off to her from the distance like a scared faggot!
SANAE THE SLUT! FIND HER AT THE FOLLOWING PLACES TODAY!
*freezeframe of Sanae with the iconic piece sign while covered in white substances like any other H-Doujin*
[speedy voice narrates long ass information that should be open knowledge]
wearenotresponsibleforanyandallinjuriesdiseasesdamagesandotherunfortunateturnsofeventsthatmayfollow-anyandallsexualinteractionscanendinlossoflifeamongothervarioustningssuchasbadbreakupsashareofsexuallytransmitteddiseasesorstdsforshortandamessydivorcefuckatyourowndisgressionandbeadvisedoftherottenpleasuresofthemoriyashrinemaidenandremembertostayawayfromthewawardslutandwhore

onasidenotebewaryofvillagersastheyhatetheexistenceofwaywardwhoresandarelikelytokillyouandsanaetheslutshouldanyofyourlittleasventuresbecomepublic
*brochure with said freezeframe*
SKSS
Expiration Date: N/A Sign: ~When she becomes an old bag of bones (when she turns into a hag (25))~