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19928817 No.19928817 [Reply] [Original]

Five reasons why we all like Sanae:

1. She is a goddess!
2. She is beautiful!!
3. I love her!!!
4. Sanae!!!!

>> No.19928839

Sorry Sanae, but you're still about 17 threads short.

>> No.19929029

I love Sanae, but your meme is fucking outdated, OP.

>> No.19929155

>>19928817
You write like youre 12 year old

>> No.19929163 [DELETED] 

>>19929155
LoL u tk him 2 da bar?!

>> No.19929166
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19929166

This is a good thread!

>> No.19929223

>>19928817
What are sanaes 10 desires?

>> No.19929298

You listed ass twice

>> No.19932508

Her snek is cute

>> No.19932626

>>19932508
>Her snek
A-anon!?

>> No.19932686
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19932686

She'll need to spread her faith a little more if she wants as many threads as Reimu

>> No.19932717

>>19932626
What's wrong? Can't I praise her snake?

>> No.19932820

>>19932686
I don't get it.

>> No.19933429
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>>19932686
Thank you god for your divine wind.

>> No.19934228

>>19929223
1. Learn more about Youkai
2. Opportunities to gather faith
3. Time to practice exterminating
4. Superior shot type
5. Outside world electrical goods
6. Friends beyond what she currently has
7. Continued playable appearances in games
8. Offerings from the locals
9, Cuddles from Suwako
10. Kanako's guidance

>> No.19934264
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I like Sanae because not only do virgin guys not repulse her, but she absolutely savours the idea of taking their tasty 'ginity.

>> No.19935337

>>19928817
1. 100-yen blowjobs.
2. 2000-yen no-condom.
3. Can satisfy 7 men at once.
4. Kinda cute.
5. Free fuck if she likes you.

>> No.19935742

>>19935337
Wow Reimu is cheaper than this

>> No.19935756

>>19935742
Post *that* image.

>> No.19935823

>>19935337
How much for paizuri?

>> No.19935889

>>19935337
How much for letting me use her lap as a pillow, while stroking my head and reassuring me that one day I'll find a girl who loves me?

>> No.19936668

Sanae is a good girl.

>> No.19938110

>>19935756
What is that image

>> No.19938133

>>19935742
But of course. Would you pay a skilled worker the same rate that an inexperienced one gets?

>>19935889
Um... maybe you want to go with a free blowjob instead?

>>19935823
500 yen for topless. 200 yen for cumming on face. 500 more for doing it inside clothes unless you manage to do it without ruining them, in which case she gives you a rebate coupon that you can exchange for more relief or any other services at any Moriya establishment.

>>19938110
I think he's talking about Hatater's comparison of whore mikos.

>> No.19938204

>>19938133
Ok then how much for making her stop shaving for a month and then sit on my face?

>> No.19938225

Green Sanae > Red Reimu

>> No.19938228

>>19928817
>Five reasons
>list only 4
>the last one isn't even a reason

>> No.19938234
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>>19928817
Sanae is a "Good Girl"

>> No.19938274

>>19938133
>Um... maybe you want to go with a free blowjob instead?
Well, I suppose that'll make me feel better.

>> No.19938302

>>19938228
who are you quoting?

>> No.19938311

Sanae is my cute wife.

>> No.19938329

>>19938311
Do enjoy the taste of semen on her lips every time you kiss her?

>> No.19938430
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19938430

There are a lot of misconceptions about Sanae, so I will clear it up because I know her fairly well. Sanae was a serious science-fair nerd that took accelerated science and math classes at school and went to rigorous science summer camps funded by Japan's nuke engineering companies from a young age, so she is very used to being surrounded by awkward dweeb men and knows how to interact with them, which is very rare among attractive young women. So when you interact with her and think "wow, she is talking to me even though I am a loser" you cannot really process it and optimistically come to the conclusion that she is interested in you for sex, you are wrong. She won't sleep with some guy she just met, that's ridiculous. Nobody does that. You have to get to know her for a while before she starts texting you unsolicited pictures of her wearing swimwear and calling you at odd hours telling you that Kanako and Suwako are away on business and asking if you want to come over.

>> No.19939512

>>19938204
300,000 yen. Why so high, you may ask? It can negatively impact her business because she needs to keep her body in top shape in order for people to keep asking for her services. That includes shaving and watching over her hygiene.

>> No.19939546

>>19939512
Ouch. I am going to Reimu then. I am sure she doesn't have problems with being hairy.

>> No.19939662
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>>19939512
A nice bush is perfectly healthy.

>> No.19939736

>>19939662
Washing off cum from it is hard, though. Especially when you don't do it immediately.
(I'm speaking from experience.)

>> No.19939766

>>19939736
How much are you cumming? Just use some shampoo.

>> No.19939860

>>19939766
I often fap while bathing and lying on my back. If I for some reason fail to hold out until the bath is full and I drain it completely, the cum may get stuck in the groin region, which is not always shaven, or it sticks to my hairy legs while floating in the water.
Alternatively, I may fail to hold out after doing it for several hours before my computer and just jizz in my pants. There it depends on the physics and how tight my grip stays. I don't want to touch cum with the hands I eat (cookies, sandwiches) with, so I usually let it go.

>> No.19939880

Fuck off, hair is shit.

Good on Sanae for getting rid of that shit, she has my patronage.

>> No.19940033

Nice try Sakuya.

>> No.19940071

>>19939546
Reimu is always hairy. She never shaves.

>> No.19940266

>>19940071
Perfect.

>> No.19940310
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>>19940266
Hairy Reimu only Reimu

>> No.19941090

>>19939512
Well, yeah. It's true but you make it seem like she's some kind of whore though. I thought she was freely used. Sanae is THE slut of Gensokyo. I find it hard to believe that she would charge for it since she's on no shortage of donations. Reimu I can understand due to her receiving absolutely no donations. I mean, it's Sanae for crying out loud. Slut is a better term. Her actions show it, but her words hate it and love it all at the same time!
She sucks dicks for free and accepts semen donations to any part of her body inside or out! She'll service you for free. She'll fuck you for absolutely NO PAY! Heck, you can have a round with Sanae the slut for as long as humanly possible! Sometimes she'll take the lead and go far beyond your limits and fuck you until you get Erectile Dysfunction from fucking so much!
Don't fear the one night stand curse, she is bound to be by your side covered in dried smegma when you wake up, cuddling against your arm! Maybe SHE will wake you up!
She sucks, she fucks, she does it all for free. Girlfriend? Don't worry! You can share! *lie
Wife? Don't worry, you can have an open marriage! *lie
Waifu? Haha. There's no way your bitch ass had your sights on any other girl in the first place! Fap sessions are all the same! A minute each with a few napkins in between!*łdie
SANAE KOCHIYA, the SLUT of Gensokyo - commonly found in, around or near the Moriya Shrine and Human Village! Signal and she'll meet you behind a building to suck you off or fuck you through the night! She's so big of a slut that she practically has people defending her slutty actions while attempting to deny the truth!
Don't defend a slut! Slut apologists! FUCK the slut! Stop trying to justify her gross-used-and-abused-not-even-worthy-of-marriage-or-the-privilege-of-being-able-to-have-children actions and join in on the fun! Either way, that little "cold" Sanae caught and can't get rid of will spread to you somehow!
Sanae Kochiya the Slut of Gensokyo and (Slutty) Shrine Maiden of the Moriya Shrine and descendant of the Hag-Loli Suwako Moriya! She'll fuck you, she'll suck you off, any day of the week, she will spend hours draining you dry! So dry that you'll be no different from a dehydrated fish unable to die left in the barren desert for a million years under the hot beating Sun and then reintroduced to water having been dried to a crisp!
Forget your relationships, you can fuck Sanae the Slut today with other fellow villagers and /jp/sies and fill her with all the semen she could desire but obviously not have at all hours of the day, every day of the year!
She'll do it all! She looks stunning and if you're not some unlucky ugly fuck, a NEET that gets no action and never leaves his NEET Cave, or have ZERO STANDARDS, you'll fall for her with an earthsplitting tent in your pants when you see or recognize her faint aroma or her bodily features whether it be her green hair or (yellow/green- take your pick) eyes, her face, her mouth, her neck, her collar bones, her cowtits, her arms, ultra soft handjob giving hands, her girlish smelling armpits, her tummy or well used cunny, her splendid slutty hips and the way they sway left and right as she walks, her soft often covered in smegma thighs, her nicely shaped and equally as soft as her breasts, butt or the figure of her body and how she manages to fit it all in her clothes in such a way to not be ravaged on the spot when seen in public. Or the simple fact that she quite literally smells like semen and pretty much grinds up against you on purpose to get a reaction! Don't miss your chance! This opportunity only comes every single fucking time you see her! Whether you're fucking her, or jacking off to her from the distance like a scared faggot!
SANAE THE SLUT! FIND HER AT THE FOLLOWING PLACES TODAY!
*freezeframe of Sanae with the iconic piece sign while covered in white substances like any other H-Doujin*
[speedy voice narrates long ass information that should be open knowledge]
wearenotresponsibleforanyandallinjuriesdiseasesdamagesandotherunfortunateturnsofeventsthatmayfollow-anyandallsexualinteractionscanendinlossoflifeamongothervarioustningssuchasbadbreakupsashareofsexuallytransmitteddiseasesorstdsforshortandamessydivorcefuckatyourowndisgressionandbeadvisedoftherottenpleasuresofthemoriyashrinemaidenandremembertostayawayfromthewawardslutandwhore

onasidenotebewaryofvillagersastheyhatetheexistenceofwaywardwhoresandarelikelytokillyouandsanaetheslutshouldanyofyourlittleasventuresbecomepublic
*brochure with said freezeframe*
SKSS
Expiration Date: N/A Sign: ~When she becomes an old bag of bones (when she turns into a hag (25))~
I think I saw some other anon refer to her as whore, and another anon replied "she's a slut, not a whore"

>> No.19941101

>>19941090
Wow so much texts, Sakuya

>> No.19941106

>>19940310
I won't turn your fun into nofun but Reimu is Reimu.
I wonder what she smells like on any normal day. I like to think she smells like virtually nothing but she can get a little sweaty when the temperature rises a few degrees.

>> No.19941114

>>19941101
I'm not Sakuya but I find so little of these. Not even /d/ or /trash/ can manage something like that.
Maybe /lit/ but I don't think they're autistic enough.

>> No.19941121

>>19940310
You now what, I take back what I said.
This is... Repulsive.

>> No.19941158

>>19941090
Did you run out of schizo med or something?

>> No.19941213
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>>19935756
About that...

>> No.19941228
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>>19935756
I don't know if I saved it, let alone have it!

>> No.19943413

>>19941228
too saggy

>> No.19943469

>>19928817
Well she's a better character than Chen

>> No.19943523

>>19941228
Still cute

>> No.19943633
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>>19943469
you could only take shitposting so far

>> No.19943682

>>19941213
Not saggy enough

>> No.19944377

>>19941090
Time Sign「Midnight Flame War」

>> No.19944420

>>19943682
Reimu is a perky girl

>> No.19944530
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>>19941106
she probably smells like used gym towels left in a locker room over summer break

>> No.19944967

Sanae... is not real...

>> No.19945760
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>>19928817
brought to you by
Reimu gang

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>>19935337
Stop spreading lies.

>> No.19948600

>>19944377
I still don't understand Flame War bans.
How do you even get one in the first place?
I don't lurk the bans page but they only pop up once or twice in long ass amounts of time.

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>>19928817
Why did Sanae fill this balloon with yogurt and proceed to eat it?

>> No.19948616

>>19948603
Anon..
That's adult yogurt...
That stuff isn't meant to be eaten! It comes from your dick and it's supposed to go inside the girl's cunny!
It is a special yogurt meant for only girls! It is a big big no no for boys to injest it anyplace in their body. They let it out, they don't take it in!
Girls especially love this special yogurt even though it probably doesn't taste good to them.
Sanae is one of those wierd girls that crave special yogurt in all of her special places.

>> No.19948732

>>19948603

That's Yuuka with a frog hairpin

>> No.19948781

>>19948603
Because it's Sanae.
She's a slut. A special kind of girl that does bad things.

>> No.19948930
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19948930

We heard you talking shit about us, anon.

>> No.19949177

>>19948930
Wow
More fuckable Sanaes
Free sex for everyone!
Nobody's becoming a wizard!

>> No.19949187

>>19941090
Hot. Sanners inhales cocks.

>> No.19949191

>>19949177
>Nobody's becoming a wizard!
But I am so close. And I'd prefer if my first time was with my favorite 2hu instead of sharing one Sanny with 50 other dudes.

>> No.19949289

I'd prefer if my first time was sharing one Sakuya with 50 other dudes, instead of my favorite 2hu.

>> No.19952904

>>19949191
Agreed.

>> No.19952917

Fucking Sanae with 50 other /jp/sies.
Pure bliss.

Imagine the mountains of semen she'll be swimming in when the day ends and everyone goes to sleep. She'll be like a real life slug. Scooting around in the slimy stinky filthy NEET semen shamelessly as she tries to get one more round in. Or a couple hundred more.

>> No.19953326

I don't understand how you can willingly drown yourself in pornography and simultaneously spaz out over paid sex without having your head blow up from the cognitive dissonance

>> No.19953335

>>19953326
"Paid" is the keyword here. If Sanae didn't charge anything, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

>> No.19953350

>>19953335
Because you want to save money or because you think there is something wrong with involving the exchange of money in a sex act

>> No.19953379

>>19953350
Because if I can get high quality porn for free when there are paid alternatives, the same should be true for sex.
So, yes, it's because I'm a cheapskate.

>> No.19953578

>>19953379
I understand where you are coming from, although I disagree with your equivalence of the two

>> No.19953715

>>19941228
not saggy enough

>> No.19955118

>Sakuya is at it again

>> No.19955327

>>19935337
anon stop spreading these lies. You and I both know that sanae is a free slut

>> No.19955331

5. Slut!!

>> No.19955523

>>19928817
1. Sanae's thighs
2. Sanae's ass
3. Sanae's breasts
4. Sanae's mouth
5. Sanae's vagina
7

>> No.19955545

Sanae is an evil witch who steals men their chances at wizardhood!

>> No.19955879

Sanae is a good girl.

>> No.19955906

>>19955545
She even steal non-wizards from other girls.
Sanae is the number one reason why divorce rates are so high in the human village.

>> No.19955927
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I want to ejaculate into Sanae's bra and have her wear it for the whole day.

>> No.19956264

>>19955927
Same here, but with her thigh highs instead.

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>> No.19956985

>>19956914
Sanae is so cute. Would marry and protect her.

>> No.19959258

>>19956914
You cannot hide the truth. It will be said regardless.
Sanae is a slut.
There. Said. Done.
>>19956985
Have fun.

>> No.19959264

>>19956264
Can you wear thighs or something?
Is Sanae an amputee or something?

>> No.19959342

>>19959258
Hi Sakuya

>> No.19961298

>>19956264
How about all her clothes? Both her thighhighs, her bra and her panties. Ever her hair just for good measure.

>> No.19961595

>>19959264
Are you a retard, furendo? Thigh-highs is a piece of clothing, and "thigh highs" and "thighhighs" spellings are also common.

>> No.19962916

>>19948930
Overwhelming amount of plant life.

>> No.19963955

Would you join Sanae in Gensokyo if it meant never being able to listen to TM Revolution's HOT LIMIT again?

>> No.19964223

>>19963955
Sure
I'd have to think long and hard if I never got to listen to Illmatic though

>> No.19965919

>>19961298
Why not just have sanae bathe in semen and leave it at that.

>> No.19966281

Guys, I've been thinking, what if Sanae isn't actually a slut and we're all saying terrible lies about her, breaking her heart more and more with each insult?

>> No.19966359

>>19966281
Now how could that possibly be?

>> No.19966380

>>19966281
Sanae acknowledges her legendary whoreishness. You can even fit a football in her vaginal cavity and still have room for about 50 cocks. Seriously, it's just a black hole at this point. Probably some medical anomaly. It's a miracle she hasn't died yet. That's to be expected from the greatest miracle maker in Gensokyo though! Long live megaslut Sanae, lewder of worlds!

>> No.19966454

>>19938302
I'm not really quoting but i'm talking about OP's post.

>> No.19966833

>>19966380
Cool article, Aya.

>> No.19966884

>>19966833
That was Sakuya shitposting from her Mac again

>> No.19967235

>>19966380
Okay, that's kind of too much bullshit to believe. No, her pussy is still miraculously just loose enough to fit two cocks in, and her trained vaginal muscles can grip even a single one tightly, no problem!

>> No.19969967

>>19967235
This.
It's almost like a vice grip.
Hell. Peope joke about putting your dick inside of a saiyan in super saiyan state and not being able to pull out if she clenches hard enough. Sanae though, she's on a whole different level.

>> No.19969975

>>19966884
It's in the latest installation you scam artist.
Not even Tewi would lie this hard.

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>> No.19970017

>>19970004
PUT AWAY THOSE FIERY BISCUITS.

>> No.19970232

>>19970004
Sanae's breasts make me have an erection!

>> No.19970267

>>19970004
Sanae's dirty breasts! Thousands of men have fondled them, suckled on them, and came on them. Will you be next?

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I'm posting happy Sanae because her smile is a miracle

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No sad Sanaes are allowed in this thread, no sirree

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>> No.19970785

>>19970737
Sanae is a champion!

>> No.19971182

>>19970677
Daiyousei, get away from her before you're surrounded my dirty men! Remember to wash your clothes since they were touched by those semen-encrusted hands of hers!

>> No.19971216

>>19970737
Bishamonten would not hang around such a sinful harlot...

>> No.19971391

Keep on smilin
g

>> No.19971829

>>19967235
>>19969967
Well, duh. How do you think she collects all that semen? Of course she can magically tighten her sluthole from its gaping, black-hole-like native state. She IS the miracle maker of Gensokyo, after all.

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>> No.19972624

>>19970267
I want that variation of paizuri from Sanae and Reimu depicted in the Kurokawa Otogi doujin.

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>>19970713
Is that much of a miracle? She wears it quite a lot.

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>>19972712
It sure feels like the most miraculous thing I've seen in my life.

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>> No.19973845

>>19972615
I like A-cup Sanae.

>> No.19979091

>>19928817
She has good doujinshi.

>> No.19981038

>>19970737
Bishamonten is a small team!

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>> No.19985255

>>19984842
But that's a lie. Everyone knows Sanae has a perfectly nice ass that she likes to get slapped as you pound her.

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>>19979091
I like the haitokukan one where she gets drunk

>> No.19988229

>>19985344
I like the sleeping one.

>> No.19988401
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19988401

Hey, isn't the reason that the Moriya shrine is popular and rich and the Hakurei shrine is desolate and broke is because Sanae is friendly and easy to talk to, and Reimu is kind of grumpy which is scary to the kissless vigins that actually are going to go out and wander to any shrine?

>> No.19988472

>>19988401
As a kissless virgin, that sounds really plausible.

>> No.19989897

>>19988401
Sanae actually goes into the village to preach and stuff. Since the ropeway is up, the shrine is much easier to reach as well.
Reimu isn't bothered because they're both Shinto shrines, so she isn't losing business to the taoists and buddhists

>> No.19991057

>>19988401
Or because the Moriya shrine actually has 2 goddesses and the Hakurei shrine is a scam.

>> No.19991073

>>19991057
Moriya shrine actually has 3 goddesses
Hakurei shrine used to has Mima, but Zun removed her.

>> No.19991302

>>19988401
More seriously it's because Kanako and Suwako seriously consider PR, seek more means of gathering faith than humans, and actually know what the fuck they're doing. They're right on top of Youkai Mountain and still more well-regarded than Reimu since Reimu sucks as a shrine maiden.

No offense, cause I like Reimu more anyway,

>> No.19992343

>>19991302
But Suwako doesn't give a fuck

>> No.19992486

>>19992343
That's because Kanako is better at PR so she just lets her do it.

>> No.19992503

>>19992486
If she's so good at PR, why did everyone on the mountain hate her when she first got there?

>> No.19992594

>>19992503
Everyone makes mistakes.

>> No.19992647

>>19988229
The Kaiou one? Yeah that one's nice too. I wish Itou life would make a non-shota Sanae doujin

>> No.19993335

>>19992647
No, i mean the (Haitokukan) Touhou Suikan 4
https://exhentai.org/g/1268661/69185ac94f/

>> No.19995653

>>19928817
She likes cosplay

>> No.19997155

https://my.mixtape.moe/dbfihu.mp3

Regards poetry professional.

>> No.19997157

https://my.mixtape.moe/dbfihu.mp3

Regards poetry professionals.

>> No.20003293

>>19928817
Kanae is in heat for shotas.

>> No.20003319

>>20003293
Fuck off.

>> No.20008401

>>20003319
Truth hurts, huh?

>> No.20008415

>>20003293
Sanae is too loose to feel anything smaller than 8 inches.
But she still sucks shotas dry.

>> No.20008419

>>20008401
>>20008415
Take your shit fetish off my board.

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>>19941090
This is a new level of slutposting.

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>>19944967
Objectively wrong.

>> No.20008634

>>20008419
What about Sanae x Fat old men? Is that a better fetish?

>> No.20008643

>>20008634
fat old men is my favorite fetish

not because it turns me on that pretty girls gets raped by old ugly men, but it makes me less jealous of the guy that fucks her, also some doujins puts way too much detail on the guy

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>>20008643
I like fat old men because they are ,most of the time, faceless. There's not many things that turn me off more than seeing a guy's face while he cums, or when the author's garbage OC takes up half of the fucking cover.

>> No.20008720

Can we agree that futa 2hu on 2hu is the best? It doesn't even have any guys at all to worry about.

>> No.20008816

>>20003293
Who is Kanae?

>> No.20008835
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>>19973845
Ah, a heretic.

>> No.20011399

>>20008419
/ss/ is a gentlemen's fetish, you uncultured swine.

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>>20011399
Implying

>> No.20013157

>>19972713
God fucking damn. If he weren't illustrating ibarakasen he wouldn't have held back and made them into insane proportions.

>> No.20014039

>>20013157
What are you talking about?

>> No.20014135

>>20013157
>she
FTFY

>> No.20014169

>>20013157
Baka baka.

>> No.20017450

>>20014039
I think he's talking about the size of Sanae's tits.

I see no problem in making them huge.

>> No.20017588

>>20017450
Aya Azuma always drew them that big even in WaHH, they just look bigger because of the angle and the size of the image.
What the guy was implying that he would draw them huge if he didn't draw WaHH, which I very much doubt.

>> No.20017897

>>20017588
Aya Azuma is a woman.

>> No.20018017

>>20017897
Sorry, I knew that, I wasn't paying attention.

>> No.20018018

>>20017588
>he would draw them huge
>he

>> No.20018028

>>20018018
>>20018017
I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION SORRY I KNOW THAT AYA AZUMA IS A WOMAN

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>>20022997
The legendary tsun-Sanae finally appears!?

>> No.20023440

>>19928817
Sanae is the blackest Japanese name

>> No.20024085

>>20017897
>>20017588
Girls drawing girls with big boobs is hot.

>> No.20024452

>>19955523
I can't believe you forgot both armpits and the back of the knee, you fucking secondary.

>> No.20024671

>>20024452
I'm not a degenerate like you

>> No.20025538

I want to creampie Sanae after she's had sex with 143 other men

>> No.20025696

Nice try, Sakuya

>> No.20025720

>>20025538
That's kinda gay.

>> No.20025905

>>20025538
Will you not forget to kiss her after she has sucked them all off?

>> No.20026060

>>20025538
i think you will have a hard time not giving her a creampie after 143 other men

>> No.20026647

>>20025905
I'll make sure to remember

>> No.20026669

>>20026060
Why?

>> No.20028532

>>20025905
I will not.
Also cunninlingus is a must.

>> No.20031602

>>20025905
And be sure to swallow.

>> No.20033527

>>20031602
But not before taking a taste.

>> No.20035772

>>20025538
This, but I want Reimu to suck it out of her afterwards.

>> No.20035920

>>20035772
Patrician.

>> No.20037173

>>19928817
I don't like Sanae

>> No.20038083

>>20037173
I respect your right to have that opinion

>> No.20038250

>>20037173
Tell me why.

>> No.20038340

>>20038250
Too expensive.

>> No.20040566

I like Sanae

>> No.20041052

>>20038340
For what?

>> No.20044031

>>20041052
For living.
She looks high maintenance.

>> No.20046656

Gensokyo sluts:
Sanae - Eagerly devours any cocks she comes across
Byakuren - Robs men of their sperm to maintain her youthful looks
Reisen - Unwilling slut, gets raped frequently

>> No.20046688

>>20046656
Good, would marry, I love those sluts.

>> No.20046694

>>19941090
So this is what billy mays is doing in gensyoko

>> No.20046707

>>20046656
What about Tewi, Star and Reimu?

>> No.20047040

>>20046707
>Tewi
Hag loli slut

>Star
Innocent slut

>Reimu
Cheap slut

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>> No.20048436

>>20048283
It's true! Sanae is amazing at video games!!

>> No.20048467

>>20048436
Yeah, she knows how to handle a joy stick like no one else! She can even use one with each hand! And if she uses her secret technique, no man lasts more than 20 seconds against her!

>> No.20048492

Sanae - B is my favorite shottype!

>> No.20048525

Sanae is my favorite 2hu

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>> No.20056031

I like when Sanae is depicted as noticeably taller than Marisa and Reimu because she was eating decent food before she came to Gensokyo.

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>> No.20060331

>>20060315
Nice dab, Sanae

>> No.20060471

>>20046656
>> frequently
Somehow I misread that as "tenderly."
I think I'm misreading too many words lately. I wonder if I have a tumah or just getting old.

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>>20056031
Big food for a big girl!

>> No.20060790

>>20060471
Did you know: I've already informed you about needing more brain cells h0-omahn!!!!!!!!!

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>> No.20064775

>>19928817
I like this thread.
AND this OP!

>> No.20065217

I want Sanae to cuddle me & be nice with me.

>> No.20066618
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>> No.20066708

Cum inside Sanae while kissing her.

>> No.20070675
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>> No.20073803

Does Sanae like virgins?

>> No.20073877

>>20073803
virgins will have to pay extra

>> No.20073886

>>20073803
No woman likes virgins.

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>>20073803
I don't think Sanae cares about stuff like that.

>> No.20073899

SANAE
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE
Say hi to Suwako for me & all the Anons
And I love you, ignore the slutposters, you are beautiful, stay beautiful

>> No.20073903

>>20073896
sanae might be a total slut, but surely there's some little drop of dignity left in her

virgins are literally scum of the earth

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>>20073899
There's no internet in Gensokyo.

>> No.20073981

>>20073950
;_;

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So I was only using Sanae's dick washing service to slowly get closer to Suwako.
Now that Suwako and I are getting engaged, how do I break the news to Sanae without it getting awkward?

>> No.20074197

>>20074108
She has so many costumers that she probably doesn't even remember who you are. Just pretend to have never seen her before when Suwako tells her and no one will ever know you've been banging the slut.

>> No.20074215

>>20073950
M-maybe Nitori can make something that's like Internet or can send Sanae back here!
I just want Sanae that I & we love her!
I know she's hearing me right now!
SANAE!!!!

>> No.20074229

>>20074108
Suwako's tummy!

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>>20074215
Why does Sanae get all the weird fans?

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>>20074345
Satori is the one who gets all the weirdos.

>> No.20074471

>>20074419
Why is Satori riding a train anyway

>> No.20075078

>>20074471
Gensokyo doesn't have a bus but it has a slut (Sanae)
Really odd but I guess one of them has been around for longer than just a couple years

>> No.20075089

>>20026669
Imagine a loose stinky hole.
It's practically impossible and its a little disgusting to touch something like that. Especially after 143 creampies. Absolutely no contact. No no no.

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>>20074419
Satori gets gross wannabe rapists, it's true, but she also gets nice, earnest people who want to help her and/or like her for who she is. It's not so bad.
Sanae gets boatloads of slutfags, people like >>20074215, super crazy nerds, more wannabe rapists and abusefags, and even her nicer fans are so crazy about her it's a little scary. Why?

>> No.20075557

>>19928817
You listed ass twice.

>> No.20077796

I love Sanae.
But I don't know why.

>> No.20079130

>>20075118
>>20074345
You make me cry

>> No.20079197

>>20074197
But wound't she remember me from the faint smell of semen? I thought she's able to identify men by their unique scent.

>> No.20079593

>>20074345
She is a good girl. She brings happy to the lost souls.

>> No.20079760

>>20074419
i want to worship that seat after she's done with it

smell it, sniff it, taste it, caress it, lick it and make sure that every essence left behind is getting savoured to the last drop

>> No.20079813

>>20079760
If Satori read your post, she would think you're a disgusting creep and hate you forever.

>> No.20079860

>>20079813
the fact that she entered my mind willingly and read my dirty lewd thoughts about her is enough to fuel me for a life time anyway

>> No.20080514

>>20079197
If she can smell your semen, that means you haven't been cleaning yourself properly after masturbating.
You really should reconsider your personal hygiene if you plan on marring Suwako.

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>>20080514
I've been cleaning it just fine, and Suwako also has been quite thoroughly.
It's almost as if Sanae could sense the production of sperm cells in your balls, constantly monitoring your sperm count.
If I don't cum for a few days, I feel her presence stalking me at times. I have a feeling she knows about our relationship already and that my semen meant for Suwako only, and she wants to steal her grandma's sperm for herself like it's a thrill.
It's getting a bit concerning.

>> No.20080840

>>20080622
Sanae-chan is a homewrecker!

>> No.20080962

>>20080622
>If I don't cum for a few days, I feel her presence stalking me at times
That's just nofap kicking in.
The 7 days are the hardest 7 days.
After that, it's just a test of controlling your urges and thinking properly.

>> No.20080971

>>19938228
Fine. Fine.
4. Outside worlder and more relatable to an outside worlder.
5. She's a top tier slut

>> No.20081025

>>20080962
>controlling your urges
It's just too difficult.

>> No.20081488

>>20075118
Satori is extremely cute, but a bit of a bad and rather unpleasant person, so the only ones who like her are the ones who think she's actually just a poor misunderstood girl (just like those women who think serial killers are just misunderstood), and rapists who only care about her tiny body and how cute she would be when crying from the sharp and unbearable pain of having her hymen torn with a quick strong thrust that results in the penis going all the way to her belly button.
Sanae is very pretty, nice and kind, so all kinds of people like her. Also, her being a pleasant person to be around makes people kind that she's an easy woman.

>> No.20082670

>>19972708
But green was Youmu's color first!

>> No.20082706

>>20082670
MIMA was first.

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>>20048283

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Sanny is powered-up!

>> No.20084383

>>20082706
Who?

>> No.20084406

>>20082706
How about LLS Yuuka without a frog hairpin?

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>>20084128
All that faith has to go somewhere.

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>> No.20089869

Akuryo Taisan
begone slutposters

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>> No.20090935

Who does Sanae like more, Kanako or Suwako?

>> No.20090974

What happens if you donate a lot of money to the Moriya Shrine?

>> No.20090981

>>20090974
you make a certain red-white miko very angry

>> No.20091010

>>20090974
nothing, because sanae would already have let you cum inside her

its only at the hakurei shrine that you have to pay before you recieve anything in exchange, the moriya shrine has the pay what you want pricing system instead

>> No.20091080

>>20091010
So I don't get any favors from the God or just good luck? I thought Sanae had some kind of miracle related powers

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>>20091080
Well, if you visit her shrine enough times, Suwako will let you use her piping hot slimy cunny.

>> No.20091240

>>20090935
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Strange_Creators_of_Outer_World/Introduction_of_Previous_Works/Mountain_of_Faith/Cross_Review

She likes Kanako more
Hell Sanae likes herself more

>> No.20091656

>>20090974
You make a certain maid with pads very upset.

>> No.20091935

>>20091240
Sanae only pretends to be a good girl.

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>>20091935
Sanae is innocent and pure as the driven snow.

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>>20092095

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>>20092155
Technically they meant "carried by the wind into drifts" but this also works.

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SANAE IS ANGRY >=(

>> No.20094318

>>20091935
She used to be a good girl
Sanae was corrupted by Gensokyo culture.

>> No.20094446

>>20092164
Is this Sanny a trap?

>> No.20094816

>>20094446
Just the puffiest of vulvas.

>> No.20094826

I like Sanae because she is from the outside world which makes her more relatable than most other characters

>> No.20094839

I HATE SANAE

>> No.20094844

I like her because her playful personality and actually serious about her job.

>> No.20095062

>>20094826
Being a highschooler from the outside world also makes her the sluttiest.

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I like Sanae because she's best 2hu

>> No.20097298

>>20095220
>t.man with taste

>> No.20097566

>>20095220
>>20097298
(You)

>> No.20097605

>>20097566
>t.man with no taste

>> No.20097836

slut

>> No.20097922

Best miko

>> No.20097952
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>>20097922
You called?

>> No.20098022

>>20097952
yes

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>>20098022
Good.
Donations, please.

>> No.20098044

>>20098028
here is your donation (you), I hope you like it

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>>20098044
Thank you~
Next time you should donate money though, (you)s don't pay for food.

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>>20098049
dont spend it all in one place ya hear?

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>>20098114
Bless you, anon.
Reimu will smartly ration it to ensure that she'll get the most food out of it.

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>>20097952
No, i called the green one, and i want to do a donation to her shrine, but she isn't here: Do you know where she is?

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>>20098177
Well, she isn't here now.
How about donating all that money to the number one Incident Solver in Gensokyo instead?

>> No.20098246

>>20097952
>>20098028
W-where's her underwear?

>> No.20098252

>>20098246
When you have to pick between buying food or buying underwear, food has the higher priority.

>> No.20098348

>>20098204
I'll consider it, but I heard the powers of the Gods would earn me the likes of Good Luck & miracles: I don't anythin about Reimu or her gods, what do i have to gain from this

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>>20098348
The continued survival of Gensokyo?
The ability to leave your house and not get ganked immediately by some asshole youkai?
Good luck and miracles are fine and all, but they're totally useless when you're dead.

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>>20098363
Well i'm not dead right now, and i'm sure she'll do the job with or without my money.
But here, I guess, a little of it

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>>20098384
Thank you~

>> No.20098423

>>20098401
i want to fill reimu's womb with my goodness

at bargain prices ofc

>> No.20098811

>Reimu leeching off Sanae's success

Hey it's just like in WaHH

>> No.20102644

Sanae is short!

>> No.20103736

>>20102644
Isn't she taller than Reimu and Marisa?

>> No.20104182

>>20103736
Yes, but Reimu and Marisa are midgets.

>> No.20104198

>>20104182
Every Japanese person is a midget.

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