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>> No.19891858

Bully the shorties!

>> No.19891863

I want an Owl Mage to stalk me in the woods till I'm so scared I regret wanting that in the first place

>> No.19891896

>>19891863
She'd feel bad about scaring you so badly.

>> No.19891927

>>19891896
Waking up in her wings to see the sunrise through the forest canopy would more than make up for it.

>> No.19891948

Which MG is the easiest to heart pupil?

>> No.19891960

>>19891858
Bullying kobolds by reaching out to pet them then stopping as I touch their hair, just hover handing and leaving them waiting for pets that never will come, raising my hand when they try to put their head to my hand.

>> No.19891974

>>19891948
Houri, cupid and other eros faction races. They have natural permanent heart pupils

>> No.19891980
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Where the hell is everybody?

>> No.19891990

>>19891974
What about MGs that don't have heart pupils by default then?

>> No.19891999 [DELETED] 

As promised the atom bomb to end the "Hell Wars", here is the official KC provided information on what the hell prison is exactly about and what goes on there:

"I think where you meant was about "Jigoku". (Jigoku means the hell in Japanese)

>"Jigoku" is a court and a prison that managed by a lilim who is a realist.
This is the place where impartial trials are done for persons who did evil, by the lilim and monsters who can know what happening in past and see through their heart and mind.
>The purpose of Jigoku is reforming of criminals and compensation for victims.
>Reforming of criminals is done by somewhat fierce monsters that prefer to assault a man.
>Sometimes a monster in there subdues a criminal with having a sex and a pleasure by assaulting him and making him her husband.
>However, they never do the torture for paining men and making them suffer and things like that."

>> No.19892010
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>>19891999
>reforming of criminals
I approve of this

>> No.19892017 [DELETED] 

>>19891999
>reforming criminals
>restorative justice
cringe and blue-pilled why haven't we just dumped this SJW garbage already Trump wouldn't stand for this so not kino

>> No.19892031

>>19891980
Work, but now it's lunch break, and I sure wish I had a pair of lovely meidos to prepare a nice meal for me.

>> No.19892039

As promised the atom bomb to end the "Hell Wars", here is the official KC provided information on what the hell prison is exactly about and what goes on there:

>"I think where you meant was about "Jigoku". (Jigoku means the hell in Japanese)

>"Jigoku" is a court and a prison that managed by a lilim who is a realist.
>This is the place where impartial trials are done for persons who did evil, by the lilim and monsters who can know what happening in past and see through their heart and mind.
>The purpose of Jigoku is reforming of criminals and compensation for victims.
>Reforming of criminals is done by somewhat fierce monsters that prefer to assault a man.
>Sometimes a monster in there subdues a criminal with having a sex and a pleasure by assaulting him and making him her husband.
>However, they never do the torture for paining men and making them suffer and things like that."

>> No.19892045

>>19891980
Cooking spaghetti Bolognese in a way that would deliberately piss off italians

>> No.19892056

>>19892010
>>19892017
I deleted it and reposted it as I forgot to greentext a part. Indeed, restoring criminals through sex.

>> No.19892063 [DELETED] 

>>19892017
I don't think I've ever seen so many buzzwords in such an incoherent mess since the last time that trump spoke on TV

>> No.19892066
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>>19892039

>> No.19892069

>>19891980
Lurking mostly because every day I find my interest in posting in here slipping and my story ideas skirting closer and closer to fa/tg/uy shit or /d/eviant derivatives of monster girls not entirely safe for this space. That and driving all over God's green creation trying to scare the gay away by flashing my pecker at a Hurricane.

>> No.19892071

>>19892017
>>19892063
Fuck off retard.

>> No.19892079

>>19891853
Hoot hoot motherfucker!

>> No.19892093

>>19892039
Kek. That was it? All the shitstorms for that? And people here believe that if portals open they would be able to withstand Order propaganda and march to their waifu. They could not even stand 2 days without going ballistic, losing their minds and declaring to have lost their trust in MGs on incomplete information thinking MGs tortured and rejected hell prisoners. In a sense, what we got the last 2 days is possibly what the average Orderlite goes daily. You have to trust more in your waifu anons. We got a test of trust and a lot of us failed it miserably.

>> No.19892095 [DELETED] 

>>19892071
gosh anon-kun! you're so based and red-pilled! let's have white babies together to own the libs

haha fake news jabroni

>> No.19892096

>>19892039
weak

>> No.19892115

>>19892039
I expected more.

>> No.19892117

>>19892017
Yes I know, humans believe in justice of "making the bastard pay" and making suffer and torturing their criminals. Thankfully, mamonos are not humans.

>> No.19892127

>>19892096
Why weak?

>> No.19892129

>>19892039
this certainly gives me some story ideas.

>> No.19892134

>>19892117
Anon, when I say things like "cringe" and "blue/redpilled" I only do so to make fun of other things that are not humans

>> No.19892136

>>19892115
What did you expected anon?

>> No.19892141

>>19892127
All killers should be killed by order of the Chief God

>> No.19892151

>>19892136
Actual punishment

>> No.19892156 [DELETED] 

>>19892151
>incel manlet believes everything can be solbed with an AR-15

>> No.19892162

>>19892039
>people believing this
Whee's the fucking proof? Put a name to your post or provide a source.

>> No.19892163

>>19892039
Sounds different than the translation we had years ago, but fair enough

>> No.19892169

>>19892039
>Mamonos dont treat bad, torture or reject prisoners
Thanks for posting this, I really really needed this.

>> No.19892178

>>19892156
What? It's supposed to be hell. Are you baiting?

>> No.19892183

>>19892096
I agree. The types that end up there don't deserve to have monster girl wives.

>> No.19892184

>>19892141
Maybe they do. KC is likely going to shove the unpleasant tasks on the villain of the setting. I mean, lets be realistic, did anyone really expected KC to have his golden girls actively making men suffer?

>> No.19892189

>>19892178
Judging by the buzzwords, yes.

>> No.19892190 [DELETED] 

>>19892178
>incel manlet can't identify bait

>> No.19892191

>>19892163
What translation did we had years ago?

>> No.19892200

>>19892183
They are still humans with function SE producing organs. It would be a shame to put that to waste.

>> No.19892208

>>19892162
It was answered to a friend that asked KC, its legit. I saw it. I could tell him to pass me screenshots, but I dont know if he will. The guy is paranoid as shit over getting doxed.

>> No.19892212

>>19892184
They what so you call matango, nacho, and siths? Fuck off furfags (lol)

>> No.19892216

Big buff, muscle arachne!

>> No.19892218

>>19892169
Anon, is there anything you need to tell us?

A clean conscious is wonderful. And a guilty plea can get you a reduced sentence.

>> No.19892219

>>19892039
>and compensation for victims
This is the only part that confuses me. How are the victims compensated by this? If someone killed someone I knew and I heard they were shipped off to get fucked by hot women and potentially married if they promise not to kill again I'd be pretty steamed.

>> No.19892226

>>19892191
One of the people who talked to KC regularly, one of the old people who are now gone and whose name I don't remember, had mentioned just as it was before, that it was a place where bad people were contained and it was monitored by a Lilim
I think even at the time though they said it wasn't really fleshed out, and maybe KC even just came up with something different when asked now. I highly doubt he keeps a world bible with him at all times for every little thing that he references in these situations
Not like any of it matters, if nothing else maybe this will shut up the people losing their shit and being dramatic losers about something so mundane

>> No.19892228

>>19892219
You get a trio of the Lilim's best girls sent to comfort you and fix your stuff. This includes necromancy to revive the dead.

>> No.19892229

>>19892200
Constant rape by denizens of the underworld we haven't seen yet sounds like a just punishment.

>> No.19892230

> be laying around with kobold
> suddenly she perks up
> she jumps up and runs in a frenzy to the window, opening it and sticking her head out
> "Anon, make them stop!"
"Stop what?"
> "That NOISE!"
> You don't hear anything
"What noise?"
> A window near yours opens up, with a similar result-an annoyed looking Kobold.
> A hellhound emerges from the first floor window and begins scaling the building
> An inquisitive Cu even sticks her head out.

> Later that day, a child was severely reprimanded for playing with a "quiet whistle" he found at the park.

>> No.19892234

>>19891990
Jubjubs. Dumb girls are easy to please, plus all she thinks of is dick.

>> No.19892238

>>19892219
This, its why it doesn't make sense to me and why the old understanding seemed much more fitting
That's gay as fuck if some asshole murderer that killed a loved one just gets to get banged by a hellhound or some shit

>> No.19892243

>>19892230
Faggot.

>> No.19892244

>>19892219
You dont get compensation by having the guy suffer anyway. Compensation is, compensation. Maybe the guy will be forced to study his ass off until he can revive the person he killed (its a magic world after all, so its not impossible) abd his wife will make sure he will do it or otherwise well, compensate you.

>> No.19892252

>>19892093
No one but overreacting protectionfags thought they were torturing people you melodramatic faggot

>> No.19892257

>>19892229
>Monster girls created out of the person's own malice to rape them forever
Nice.

>> No.19892258

>>19892226
>had mentioned just as it was before, that it was a place where bad people were contained and it was monitored by a Lilim

But nothing here contradicts that. It is indeed a place where people who did something evil are contained, until they are reformed and know they will not do evil again.

>> No.19892260

>>19892208
Oh would you look at that, heaps of excuses. My uncle works at nintendo too and they're making a MGE version of pokemon, trust me.

>> No.19892263

>>19892244
You don't get to choose what the victim considers due justice
It also completely walks back on the entire notion of 'monstergirls reject and aren't attracted to people who like to cause harm'

>> No.19892269

>>19892238
In a world where death isn't permanent, is murder even a huge offense? Honestly it'd be like getting sent to the hospital for like a week.

>> No.19892277

>>19892260
Keep whining faggot

>> No.19892282
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test

>> No.19892284

>>19892258
If "hell" is hard rape and being forced to pay back the victim whats a regular MG run prison like?

>> No.19892287

>>19892269
Yes, this would be very reassuring to hear after your son was garroted in a gangland style murder that had him terrorized for the last minutes of his life before his head was nailed to your front door
"Dont worry we'll revive him as an undead incubus and we'll make sure the perpetrators are kept safe until one of the gorgeous prison guards falls in love with them"
Fuck that noise, personally

>> No.19892294

>>19892282
What a comfy test.

>> No.19892296

>>19892258
I really really liked that.

>> No.19892300

>>19892263
>You don't get to choose what the victim considers due justice
Neither does the victim in any modern court of law.
In case you haven't noticed, we stopped cutting the hands off of thieves a while ago.

>> No.19892307

>>19892244
I'm not saying that a person has to suffer, I'm just not seeing the compensation in it for the victims if it's just "we reformed him with love so it won't happen to someone else". Like, if what you said were something confirmed by KC where the dead loved one is returned through magic, that would make sense to me because you're getting back what was taken from you. But until then this whole thing is just nonsense because sex with a hot woman, even if it's forceful on her part, and potential marriage complicit on good behavior does nothing to compensate the victim at all, and that kind of system only makes sense for crimes that don't harm another person, like bank robbery or some shit. Plus what >>19892263
said. It goes against previous statements saying monstergirls wouldn't stand for people who harmed others.

>> No.19892309

>>19892287
Well guess what! You don't have to fucking stay here and force your grimdark bullshit into a hugbox you retard.

>> No.19892313

>>19892263
MGs would rather they stop and will rape them till they agree

>> No.19892317

>>19892284
Identical to a Swedish prison.

>> No.19892320

>>19892307
The only thing different to how it is now, is that they're being raped by women.

>> No.19892330

>>19892258
I guess so, its just a bit paradoxical for me because while I'm a genuinely nice and helpful person I'm pretty unnaturally overprotective of my family.
If, God forbid, someone ever touched my sister or harmed my parents or did something truly horrific like >>19892287 I'd go absolutely ballistic and would honestly probably keep seeking out the person who did it and try and take justice into my own hands if no one else was going to
If I learned that after I killed him he was revived and reformed I'd just go back and keep killing him until they do something about me. I know that sounds super XxX_Edgelord_XxX but I really think I'd go that completely off the deep end if someone did that kind of stuff to my family.

>> No.19892335

>>19892277
All I'm saying is that with all the drama surrounding it and one guy getting rather pissy that hell even existed and hated the idea of a real jail, it's awful fucking convenient for a guy to come along and say his imaginary friend is totally going to come along and ask KC and then surprise surprise, the answer is the least offensive thing to the upset party possible and flies in the face of existing canon information.

Proof or get out.

>> No.19892347

Why can't you accept that Falconia is great, I mean MGEland is great!!

>> No.19892353

>>19892238
Note that it is possible that indeed, as it was the consensus before hell was a thing. Monster girls might simply kill the murderers and so, the prison might only hold evil people that have not done things like evil murders. Hell simply offered us an alternative to that, so in the absence of this, we just return to the assumption that they just get killed.

Note that this is a mamono prison in a mamono realm, so the presence of evil people, much less those that succeed in murder is ought to be extremely rare.

Most of those people, if not all, likely roam in Order territories, where if caught can then be killed, improsoned or tortured in the ole way. I mean, we know fate is a thing in MGE, so maybe fate also has it so that murdering psychopaths will simply never make it to mamono realms and if they do, get killed by a wife protecting her husband. Let's remember than in the end, MGE is a world so you people imagine themselves having a happy comfy life with their wife, not to think about murderers and how hard monsters torture them. Given all evidence and the kind of world MGE is, it is very likely the prison is for people that are evil but have not yet succeeded in killing people.

>> No.19892356

>>19892335
Tell us about chemtrails and the moon landing being fake

>> No.19892357

>>19892330
That's because it is stupidly fucking edgy. Jesus christ, you can't do that here, why do you think you'd be able to do that anywhere else you delusional idiot?

>> No.19892360

> take the train across the way
> train stops
> "we've experienced an interruption, will ANON Y MOUS please bring your ticket to the front of the train please." crackles over the intercom
> go to the front
> the train conductor and his Familiar assistant are both curiously sweaty.
> "Did you bring me one?" can be heard from somewhere on the front of the train-did it run into something?
> conductor explains that he and his familiar had been up to some activities, and might have turned the train engine into an Automaton.
"But I thought that automatons were relics of previous civilizations!"
> "Well, how do you think they built them?"
> really makes you think
> "Anyway, she isn't going any further until she's been fueled up by a cute boy, so I need you to go around the front and do that. She's an employee now, but I we need you to take care of her for us."
> time for you to ride the train

>> No.19892365
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>>19892330
You're a living joke.

>> No.19892368

>>19892282
>mofu basketball
I bet you could drop that comfy yeti from 2 stories up and she wouldn't feel a thing, the blanket is too soft

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>>19892208
Wow, how incredibly believable.

>> No.19892374

>>19892353
That was something I was thinking as well, and seems to make sense, in regards to it just being one place that can't possibly cover all the traffic of horrendous crime in the world. That last line sounds true as well.

>> No.19892377

>>19892353
The thing is, if people want to ruin something for themselves, there is literally nothing anyone can do to stop it. If these idiots want to make their own personal heaven a shithole where serial killers get their own harem that helps them kill, fine, let them ruin it for themselves

>> No.19892378

>>19892039
1. Where's the original japanese text for this?
2. Why are you and your friend to be trusted
3. Where was KC asked? Patreon, askfm, messenger?
4. This doesn't line up with monsters never wanting to fuck psychos
5. It also contradicts information KC has posted publicly and has been translated by more trustworthy people

>> No.19892381

>>19892368
No, mofu basketball means that you have to throw the smug into the mofu. There's a basket of mofu on either end of the court, and you have to pick her up and land her in it without messing up her hair or getting your sweat on her.

>> No.19892387

>>19892378
>>19892373
Wow what a great post, you've said the same thing everyone else did, but much later.

>> No.19892395

>>19892208
I will try to get the screenshots. Until then, I honestly dont know what else to tell you. Other than giving you my word that this is true, to the best of my knowledge. It is what it is and those are the facts, you can take it or not.

>> No.19892397

>>19892357
What, the gang execution thing? No, that happens pretty much at least once a month in my city. I guess it's just an exercise in exploring the full realization of MGE, but yeah, the settings not really meant for that kind of full analysis.

>> No.19892398

>>19892039
I'm going to have to agree with the guy asking for source. There's no source, the only "proof" is the word of this friend of yours who apparently won't even post himself, and there's not even a screenshot of KC's message attached as proof. Meanwhile, this completely goes back on the well established lore of monstergirls not wanting merciless criminals with no intention of stopping their villainy even if they had a monster wife in favor of basically rewarding them by making them go through what is essentially a dating service. Instead we get this weak ass shit that's basically the same shit that happens when guys enter bordellos in the monstergirl world, after a particularly annoying and vocal faggot has been bringing up the topic thread after thread because he can't wrap his stupidly pussy ass mind around the fact that monstergirls would keep around *one* jail for truly perturbed assholes, because for him it somehow makes the whole setting into an edgefest.

In short, you're full of bullshit. Source or get the fuck out.

>> No.19892399

>>19892387
>this upset that people are actually requesting something more believable than "my friend's brother said"

>> No.19892402

>There is no hell
>Monsters don't torture
OR
>There is a hell
>Monsters don't torture

Y'all better be careful about Alping, cause you gay as fuck.

>> No.19892405

>>19892397
No you fucking mongoloid. You aren't the fucking punisher you dipshit.

>> No.19892415

>>19892387
When someone is spreading potential lies that you know people will parrot in future it's never too late to call it out.

>> No.19892419

>>19892365
>Your

>> No.19892420

>>19892398
Maybey he changed his mind

>> No.19892428

>>19892402
What would you do if you found yourself alped one day.

>> No.19892431

Why does anyone even fucking give a shit? are you dipshits planning to be criminals?

>> No.19892433

>>19892415
KC is a woman. I have proof.

>> No.19892436

>>19892428
Find out how to get the biggest sexiest ass possible and get a man I guess

>> No.19892438

>>19892420
And maybe the second you put a foot in the MGE you'd immediately turn into an alp with how much of an unbelievable pussy you are that you've spent several days triggered as fuck at the concept of a jail existing.

I'm still not seeing a source.

>> No.19892446

>>19892428
Same as always. Fuck some dudes.

>> No.19892458

>>19892294
I thought image posting was down because there was a long string of posts without a pic. So yeah.

>> No.19892466

>>19892420
Or you could actually post this on a MGR or somewhere people confirmed to have actually talked to KC can respond non-anonymously can ask for themselves and confirm it.

>> No.19892473

>>19892428
Find another alp and do lesbian alp shit to spite the gods.

>> No.19892488

>>19892428
>>19892436
>>19892446
>>19892473
Fuck off

>> No.19892493

>>19892488
No need to be ashamed that this turns you on.

>> No.19892502
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>>19892488
I'm so joining the Sabbat if I Alp. Look at those cute panties!

>> No.19892510

>>19892420
Seconding >>19892466
Only people I'd trust to relay KC's word are the MGR staff, Exet and Mari.

>> No.19892532

>>19892428
Try on cute dresses

>> No.19892537

Guys, what if Hell is a Spirit Realm made by a Lilim where sinners go when killed by Mamono because they seem irredeemably evil?

>> No.19892542

>>19892510
By jove I said maybey.

>> No.19892549

>>19892473
That's hot

>> No.19892582

>>19892488
My only disappointment is that I can't br any MG race besides Alp.

I wonder if the Sabbath has potions to let me experience Arachne ot Lamia...

Ooh Harpy!!

>> No.19892590

>>19892537
How about we stop beating this dead horse? Until KC actually elaborates on it - and I don't mean this >>19892039 shit - there's basically nothing but speculation and headcanon. The only things we know for sure are, there's a prison, there's a lilim in charge, and only seriously fucking evil people go in there. Nothing else. Just ignore the turbotriggered faggot. The fact that he even thought he could just post that shit with no source or proof at all and just crediting it to "this friend I have that asked KC on my behalf" should tell you all you need to know about him. There were maybe one or two genuinely interesting conversations early on about how Hell works, now it's just a guy's autism crusade.

>> No.19892598

>>19892263
>'monstergirls reject and aren't attracted to people who like to cause harm'
1) We dont know what people are there, other than the fact they "do evil" 2) Even if it was what you say, it does not contradict that. Monster girls indeed reject and arent attracted to them, until they stop liking to cause harm, upon which then they like them.

>> No.19892605

>>19892590
Okay new topic.
Like>>19892582 said, what MG would you try out being if you could and what girl would you have hot lez sex with?

>> No.19892613

>>19892598
Anyone worthy of the
>did nothing wrong
Meme

>> No.19892615

>please respond

>> No.19892616

>>19892605
Salamander, Slime queen.

>> No.19892633

>>19892269
uh, how is death not permanent? The existence of widows (Q&A) seem to contradict that

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Lets discuss bows on tails

>> No.19892640

>>19892605
If I could be anything but an alp I'd 100% be an Ice Queen, I fucking love the cold. It'd also be really funny to see an Akaname try going down on an Ice Queen or Glacies and getting her tongue stuck.

>> No.19892648

>>19892633
He was exaggerating. Liches resurrect the dead occasionally.

>> No.19892654

>>19892637
This shit gives me a serious case of heart boner.

>> No.19892659

>>19892605
Apophis, Pharaoh.

>> No.19892661

>>19892605
Ushi-Oni
Then I want to tie up Kuroferuru and lez-rape her because in my scenario this is a magic experimet gone horribly right.

Just imagine her bleats of pure joy as I rub against her bound form.

>> No.19892666

>>19892648
alright, but there definitely seem to be restrictions on them considering that not everyone gets revived

>> No.19892667

>>19892633
He's just exaggerating the fact that any monster can be raised into undeath and men can become undead incubi but KC has said raising a man into undeath is much harder than a woman/monster.

>> No.19892672

>>19892637
Do you think lizard monsters wear tail socks on cold days?

>> No.19892680

>>19892672
I don't know
Do you wear butt socks?

>> No.19892683

Jesus fucking christ where did these fucking faggots come from?

>> No.19892685

>>19892680
They're called pants, and yes.

>> No.19892690

>>19892633
Undead monsters exist and can be created from male or female corpses. As long as you're not dust you can come back as at least a skeleton, or zombie and up depending on freshness. Obviously not everyone is coming back from the dead though so there's still going to be widows. Plus there's at least some form of an afterlife given that Will-o'-Wisps poach dudes souls.

>>19892667
Raising them as an incubus probably is, but skeletons can be made from ex-men.

>>19892637
What game/girl is this?

>> No.19892691

>>19892284
Maybe "hell" is the only prison that exists in mamono realms? Aside from femdom prison fapfics, the consensus is that MGs deal with problems by themselves rather than involve courts or law enforcement. If a guy robs a bank, the Danuki is not going to call the cops, she is simply going to get him and deal with him as she sees fit. If you refuse to pay a bill in a Tricolomille cofee, the owner is not going to call the cops. She is simply going to hand you to her Hellhound bouncer and issue you as "payment" for her services and charge the cost of your coffee with the money she now does not has to pay the bouncer. If you scam an Inari Cooking School with fake currency into giving you free lessons, she is simply going to smile, turn you into her best student. And then kidnap you one night and auction you among the wealthy Zipanguese mamonos as "Chef Husband for sale!" and get your lessons paid with that. Mamono society regulates itself very well.

>> No.19892696

>>19892683
It's a couple discord retards trying to rile people up on their weekend away from school.

>> No.19892698

>>19892680
I was just thinking they might irritated by the cold is all

>> No.19892704

>>19892582
>>19892605
>>19892616
>>19892640
>>19892659
>>19892661
>TF/TG homo degeneracy
Just kill yourselves already.

>> No.19892705

>>19892690
>What game/girl is this?
Dizzy from Guilty Gear. She's 3 years old though.

>> No.19892707

>>19892704
Way to give them (You)s

>> No.19892716

>>19892704
Get a load of Capatin Hetero
>Defending the world from patrician tastes
>The lone savior of the white male race
>It's Captain Hetero

>> No.19892720

>>19892704
Thanks for the reply friend!

>> No.19892723

>>19892705
she's actually about 8 given the most recent game

>> No.19892725

>>19892704
Thanks for the (You)'s

>> No.19892728

>>19892704
You can go fuck yourself because I only come here to self insert as monstergirls while hearing about all the nasty things these anons would do to them.

>> No.19892731

>>19892723
What a pedo (lol)

>> No.19892741

Reminder that the discordniggers shitposts are off-topic.

>> No.19892749

>>19892705
>>19892723
Does she act like a kid, or was she just recently created but with a more adult personality/knowledgebase?

>> No.19892753

>>19892731
She still got a husband and son

>> No.19892759

>>19892728
Based as all fuck.

I only come here to get ideas on cute outfits for me and my gf

>> No.19892767

>>19892749
Pretty mature, her only childish trait is playing with forest critters

>> No.19892771

What kind of species something like Dizzy would be in MGE? A Chimaera, maybe? Or something more original?

>>19892749
She is has the mind of a regular adult human, there is also >>19892753

>> No.19892777

>>19892767
Cool, I'm not a huge fan of childish characters so that sounds alright. Never played GG but I might look into it now. I'm garbage at fighters though.

>> No.19892785

>>19892381
The Mofu Basketball League is dominated by a tall Jinko who can slam dunk more smug Yetis than anyone else

>> No.19892787

>>19892741
There's no point, anon. These faggots are the majority of the thread now.

>> No.19892789

>>19892287
>after your son was garroted in a gangland style murder that had him terrorized for the last minutes of his life before his head was nailed to your front door

Havent you considered that maybe, maybe the same way that Unicorns and Fairies dont happen in the "Boring World Encyclopedia" world (here), maybe this stuff simply doesnt happen in MGE? At least not in mamono realms.

>> No.19892794
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>tfw mods aren’t saving us from this autism

>> No.19892798

>>19892777
GG does have a "Childish character" in the for of a pirate girl that looks 15 but is possibly 20+

>> No.19892802

>>19892794
Mods probably support it.

>> No.19892805

>>19892794
Go to /monster/ if you're so upset about
>FUN in MY /mgt/

>> No.19892810

>be an artist
>have a gargoyle wife
>get rich by working in a demon realm museum
>every day as the sun comes up the two of you fuck in interesting and provocative poses or outfits, then get frozen in place to become the exhibit for the day

>> No.19892812

>>19892287
Damn, son? You live in the unnamed city from all those /pol/ memes?

>> No.19892821

>>19892810
>Gargoyles never get writefaggotry

>> No.19892827

>>19892397
>What, the gang execution thing? No, that happens pretty much at least once a month in my city.
Mexico?

>> No.19892828

>Thirty-fve posters
Shit, half the thread is on the Carolina coast?

>> No.19892837

>>19892828
what

>> No.19892838

>>19892794
Moderation is fucking garbage sitewide. Shit sucks.

>> No.19892840

>>19892827
Mexico isn't a city, dumbass

>> No.19892844

>>19892828
Everyone has left these shithole threads, anon.

>> No.19892845

>>19892828
Hey, its been a busy Saturday.

>> No.19892852

>>19892840
There is a city called Mexico City.

>> No.19892854

>>19892828
I honestly hope any anons over that way are okay. I remember at least a few are in NC.

>> No.19892858

>>19892821
It's a damn shame gargoyles are so forgotten about. Her updated design looks nice, and personally since I'm naturally more nocturnal their "stone by day" schedule works fine for me.

>> No.19892866

>>19892828
live in nc but not the coast two hours away from it hasn't really done shit so far

>> No.19892868

>>19892858
Thats sounds comfy. Not having to put up with the hours of the day that suck.

Or needing sleep.

>> No.19892877

>>19892810
If you cum as the sun rises, does your cum stream freeze in midair?

Dope

>> No.19892879

>>19892828
It's too south to effect me.

>> No.19892881

>>19892605
Becoming a Medusa or Basilisk would be nice, or any sort of lamia if I can't be either of those. Harpies are nice too.

>> No.19892895

>>19892605
Fuck off

>> No.19892899

>>19892881
Imagine being a Mershark! Or a Kraken!

>> No.19892904 [DELETED] 

>>19892895
Haha, that'll teach those cucks
#MAGA
Thanks for the You

>> No.19892908

>>19892605
Anubis and dragon.

>> No.19892909

>>19892908
You can stop samefagging now.

>> No.19892925

>>19891853
Which drawfag made that, the style doesn't seem familiar at all.

>> No.19892926

Are we being raided

>> No.19892929

>>19892868
They'd be comfy as fuck. Though there might be the potential for some awkward situations.
>cuddling with her in bed
>get up to use the bathroom momentarily
>get back and she's been STONED already
>Now you have to cuddle a statue all night instead of being frozen with her

>>19892877
This begs the question of awareness. Are gargoyles/their husbands aware while enstoned? Would a gargoyle in this situation be staring at an incoming cum stream for 12 hours, waiting for it to hit her face?

>> No.19892937

>>19892926
Nope, these are the new thread regulars now that you fucking idiots let them fester instead of forcing them out the minute they started posting.

>> No.19892948

>>19892937
Nah, it's a raid

>> No.19892953

>>19892926
>40 posters
>Are we being raided?
No, idiot, we're having a discussion
Because we live in a society

>> No.19892963

>>19892926
>>19892937
>not knowing when people are just memeing
It happens once in a while and paranoid types always assume it's a raid or some spooky conspiracy and people got complacent when in reality stuff like this has happened for as long as monster girl threads have been a thing.

It's like you missed all the shitstorms in the past.

>> No.19892965

>>19892937
How do you force people out in an anonymous forum? Unless you really get wizard powers by being a 30 year old virgin.

>> No.19892967

>>19892953
What does the number of posters have to do with anything. Are you retarded anon?

>> No.19892969

>>19892926
It’s a couple idiots rolling in their own shit.

>> No.19892974

What is the most handsome (no homo) species?

>> No.19892975

>>19892948
>less than 50 posters
>everything that uses to make these threads good are gone
>literal fucking redditors are forcing their trash into these threads
It's over, anon.

>>19892965
You don't make them feel fucking welcome for one thing.

>> No.19892977

>>19892967
Bitch, I started this conversation with one post! Imt immortal!

And I don't see you asking thought provoking questions or starting decent discussions.

Go write a greentext if you want to change topics.

>> No.19892979

>>19892967
That shitter is the discordnigger.

>> No.19892981

>>19892975
This is literally you and maybe another couple of fags playing both sides. We're not as dumb as you, anon.

>> No.19892997

>>19892974
what does this even mean?

>> No.19892998

>>19892977
>conversation
>discussions
Every post is just namedropping a couple species and discussing nothing.
It's so transparent it's laughable.

>> No.19892999

>>19892975
Yeah, because saying "fuck off" really works on fucking 4chan

>> No.19893004

Okay, new topic.
Which grrl wuld you fuk?

>> No.19893011

This is 100% a mod. We've had this happen before where a shitposter faced zero punishment.

>> No.19893013

>>19892998
Wouod you rather get into a circlejerk about telling people to fuck off?

Because you won't
Because you can't jerk it to such things

>> No.19893019

>>19892999
>LMAOOOOOOOO JUST IGNORE THE VERMIN IN YOUR HOME DUDE THEY'LL GO AWAY

>> No.19893026

>>19892975
>less than 50 posters
That means nothing and you know it, the thread's barely been up 2 hours now go to hell with your /v/ermin mindset and actually talk about monster girls.

>> No.19893027

>9 images
Gee, folks looks like that spammer is at it again!

>> No.19893035

>>19893019
They aren't vermin, they're ghosts
You can physically kill a rat
You can't do anything about a ghost in your house

>> No.19893037

>>19893011
>third world ESL shits can become mods
I wouldn't doubt it at this point.

>> No.19893040

>>19893035
>this fucking nerd doesn't know he can punch ghosts

>> No.19893048
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19893048

Hmmm

>> No.19893058

>>19893035
I wonder what an MGE exorcist's life would look like. Probably lots of fapping the monster lord away.

>> No.19893060

>>19893035
>He doesn't know he can bait a ghost into possessing him and then kill himself to rid the house of the ghost
Do you even /x/?

>> No.19893062

>>19893048
The world guide really made me appreciate witches, that's the one thing KC really hit a home run on.

>> No.19893067

>No maledomfag
>No maidfags
>No minofag
>No EMGfag
>No Miiafag
>No KDF
>No mermaid-spammer
Congrats, you won. The thread is saved.

>> No.19893078

The histrionics in this thread are really something to behold. It's just porn. Enjoy it for what it is.

>> No.19893081

>>19893067
Fuck off.

>> No.19893085

>>19893060
>TFW you will never be possessed by a wight playing 3D chess

>> No.19893087

How do slimes masterbate?

>> No.19893089

>>19893085
>Wight
I meant wisp.

>> No.19893101

Which monstergirl would have sex the least frequently?

>> No.19893108

>>19892794
Did you see the new Predator movie? Autism is important

>> No.19893111

>>19893101
Gargoyles literally lose half the possible time to fuck.

>> No.19893113

>>19893067
>But it's now full of discordniggers.
And another finger curls on the Kakuen's paw.

>> No.19893127
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>>19893078
I want to fuck a chained up ice queen and no one can stop me.
>>19893101
Canonically? Probably a Holst with a bad husband or a Kiki with an overworked husband.

>> No.19893134

>>19893111
But don't they fuck twice as often during the time when they can?

>> No.19893139

>>19893127
God damn, best ice queen I've seen so far.

>> No.19893153

I want to experiment on kobolds by injecting them with hellhound hormones

>> No.19893165

>>19893101
Going by canon, Jinkos. If single, they will never have sex outside mating season unless a man hugs them sexually or spray himself with catnip. While married, they only must have sex in season, any other time is just if their husband gets horny.

Thus, theoretically if a Jinko marries a particular celibate man, they would only have sex in season. Meaning that they would only have sex around 2-3 months out of the entire year. An insanity among married girls.

>> No.19893167

>>19893019
I'm going to tell the ants in my house to fuck off very loudly, I'll get back to you with the results

>> No.19893168

>>19892974
Gryphon. It's the proud plumage and royal bearing.

>> No.19893171

>>19893101
If you count them induvidually I could imagine something like a Khepri in a large kingdom of like 20-30 girls. Even if an incubi isn't satisfied until he fucks his entire harem it could take days to go though them all.

>> No.19893183

>>19893127
Is there a rival to the Ice Queen in the way that Apophis is rival to the Pharaoh?

>> No.19893201
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19893201

>>19891863
>>19891896
>>19891927
Can we go back to this? I want to talk about owls

>> No.19893210

>>19893201
What's your waifu's name?

>> No.19893213

>>19893201
Owls are the enemies of Tanukis, they see them as swindlers, cheats, and thieves.

>> No.19893216

>>19893167
>anon tells the giant ants in his yard to fuck off
>they take this as a declaration of war and claim him and his house as part of their nest

>> No.19893222

>>19893171
If you do it round-robin style, I think there shouldn't be too much waiting time.
The amount of time would definitely be relatively low though

>> No.19893224

>>19893139
Hard to pick between that and Nav's mofu queen for me, they're both so lovely in different ways.
>>19893183
Not so far but maybe whichever race ends up leading the volcanic regions would be a nice rival. Hope it's Balrog.
Apophis venom works on any race though so it's nice to imagine one having it out for an ice queen.

>> No.19893225

>>19893201
I would probably have quite a few Mage Owls living around my neighborhood. My area is heavily wooded.
Maybe I'd start leaving my window open at night.

>> No.19893234

>>19893210
No clue...
I haven't had an MG related dream in over a year.

>> No.19893245

>>19893171
Clone potions are a thing.

>> No.19893252

>>19893201
I like that ring of neck fluff. Makes her look Kuudere.

>> No.19893262

>>19893252
Who?

>> No.19893263

>>19893224
I headcanon that apops are just subversive in general; if there's no pharaoh around they just set their sites on whatever leader is around. President, queen, whatever. One has to wonder what in the ever loving fuck a snake is doing anywhere near an ice queen, though.

>> No.19893279

>>19893224
>Apophis venom works on any race though so it's nice to imagine one having it out for an ice queen.
That is nice. An Ice Queen would make an excellent and exotic addition to the desert family. She may benefit from graping a bicorn at this point.

>> No.19893287

>>19893201
gonna shine a flood light on her and rape her while shes confused

>> No.19893294
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>>19893234
Just 2 days ago I had a MG dream. I was in a forest where some men were being picked by Amazons. I was picked up by a young redhead 16-18 year old very tall Amazon. She carried me in the pose seen in the picture. She was so tall that my head was just at the level of her boobs when she was carrying me.

>> No.19893295

>>19893279
>graping a bicorn
Let's go further; grape a unicorn so you can get a double fall from grace.

>> No.19893299

>>19893245
Which still have upper limits and are a disposable item and not always something you have. Not to mention the question was which monster has sex the least and no matter how you look at it there would be times girls would be left out or having less sex if your talking about a huge harem of 20-30 girls vs a one on one monster couple regardless of the species.

>> No.19893304

>>19893287
Don't flash the owls
Not like you have anything really notable to flash them with

>> No.19893312

>>19893287
I hope she bullies you till you cry

>> No.19893328

>>19893299
I could never discriminate against my harem like that. Those sex schedules will be rotatory. No girl will ever be the one with "least sex". I could never subject a MG to that.

>> No.19893331

>>19893262
Who? The Cute Owl of course!

>> No.19893333

>>19893168
Gryphons make the best cool neesans

>> No.19893341
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19893341

What would you do with it, if you found it in real life?

>> No.19893342

>>19893295
That's hitting degeneracy I never realized was even possible. What would happen to a unicorn afflicted with apophis venom? That's technically another monstergirls mana, but would she stay a unicorn if she still only raped her husband?
Either way, something tells me an apophis who bit a unicorn, isn't letting her stay a unicorn for long.

>> No.19893350
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19893350

>>19893263
That's sort of how I see them too, it actually reminds me of a fantasy I had about one presenting a Wight to me. It takes more venom to grape a non-pharaoh so it gave lovely mental images of that lovely pale skin covered in bite marks in various places across her body, marks where she was lashed with the tail similar to a whip and an angry glare in her eyes as she's held suspended from the ceiling by her arms.
>"Ah darling, I wasn't expecting you so soon. She's taking longer than I hoped to break but feel free to help yourself~"
I love evil girls just a tiny bit.
>>19893279
I do like the other anon's idea, graping a unicorn so she begs to be turned into a lewd Bicorn is quite degenerate.

>> No.19893351

>>19893331
Who

>> No.19893363

>>19893295
>Go even further beyond
Grape a unicorn mother-daughter pair right in front of the husband You are the husband

>> No.19893371

>>19893341
Make monstergirls real.

>> No.19893373

>>19893341
Sell it for lots of whatever the the MGEs currency is.

>> No.19893374

>>19893363
That's how you summon the legendary Quadcorn

>> No.19893375

>>19893201
I want a tittymonster necromancer owl.

>> No.19893377

>>19893328
I mean least in relation to a one on one couple that could possibly be having sex 2- 3 times a day minimum and unless your as an incubi only fucking each for a few minutes or literally doing nothing but having sex 24/7 365 any girl in a harem, especially a huge one, would by its very nature get less personal attention than a one on one couple. I'm not trashing harem or saying you're cucking your wife like some shit posters do but pretending you could give as much attention to each girl in a harem of 30 that a man with one wife does is silly.

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>>19893333
Big Tiddy Lion Birds.

>> No.19893398

>>19893350
That's a pretty nice fantasy about a Wight. I like the idea of helping the Apophis claim the nobility of all the neighboring mamano realms. A Wight and a Vampire from the undead realms would look great in desert dancer clothes.

>> No.19893405

>>19893342
I'd just count it as a general magical effect that's not mana dependent. So, you'd have her pure facade crumble, and she'd act on her true inner thoughts, begging a man she fancies to fill both of her slutty vaginas with his seed and breed her like a mare or worse, she'd rape him while screaming obscenities that would make a wock blush.

If the apop in question was already married and still biting people for shiggles, it would probably be arranged that her husband would be the man she fucks. After being thoroughly corrupted by the mana of 2+ monsters, her coat would shed, her horn would fall off, and she'd turn into a supreme bicorn with black sclera that revels in her newfound perversion and increases the intensity of the harem's fuck sessions with her magic.

So yeah, it's pretty damn degenerate. Also, really hot.

>> No.19893409

>>19893341
How evil would I have to be to make monster girls real
>But make them as hard to attract and with the same standards as 3DPDs?

>> No.19893415

>>19893377
What if we go to Pandemonium? Time doesnt exists there.

>> No.19893425
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19893425

Imagine an Owl Mage trying to guide a young shota through the forest.

Protecting him from Wererabbits, Werewolves, Aulrunes, and degenerate Dark Mages.

I like imagining comfy stuff like that.

>> No.19893427

>>19893341
Dump it into the already-contaminated water supply that leads into a major river going through half the country. Bam, instant monsters.

>> No.19893433

>>19893409
It would be worth the effort
Can we get a Gordon Ramsey edit?

>> No.19893439

>>19893398
Until you said that I'd never thought of the dancer outfit on a vampire but I had with the wight. Throw in a Lich and you've got a complete set of the ruling class, all lined up in slutty dancer outfits and ready to obey the grape snake's every command.
And like you say, it can work with any type of kingdom.

>> No.19893444

>>19893425
>Owl Mage Onee-san lets the lad use her big soft body as a bed and curls her wings around him
>wakes up earlier and adjusts her position so she can stare at him sleeping

>> No.19893448

>>19893405
>a supreme bicorn with black sclera that revels in her newfound perversion and increases the intensity of the harem's fuck sessions with her magic.
I don't usually go for the ol' HP, but I would definitely claim a Bicorn like that. Especially so, after being there for such a wonderful fall to hedonism.
I wonder how the harem dynamic would play out? Usually the bicorn is the matriarch of the harem, but she's certainly in league with some other powerful monstergirls now.

>> No.19893450

Monster girls hate evil men that kill people or monsters just for fun. But what about those cases where they do it for reasons, albeit twisted? Take Stalin for example, the guy was a brutal genocidal dictator. But he did everything he did believing it was the best to protect the USSR and Lenin's ideals.

>> No.19893456

>>19893450
He was also a filthy communist.

>> No.19893462

>>19893341
Cum on it.

>> No.19893463

>>19893450
but he has corrupt as fuck tho

>> No.19893496

>>19893450
>But he did everything he did believing it was the best to protect the USSR and Lenin's ideals
Not really

>> No.19893498

>>19893450
>Best protect the USSR and Lenin's ideals.
He literally hid Lenin's letter saying that Stalin shouldn't be in power.

>> No.19893501

>>19893450
I don't want to get political but you are fucking retard

>> No.19893508

>>19893450
I think no matter what your reasons are, there has to be a point where you know what you are doing isnt right. There has to be a point where he ordered people killed not to protect the USSR, but just to keep being a dictator and I think it is at this point where he would be scum for monsters. Unless he feared for his life and thought that he would be killed if he stopped being a dictator. Then I dont know what they would do. This by the way, is a legit problems tyrants face, they might want to leave, but they cant because they will get killed if they stop being tyrants.

>> No.19893520

>>19893444
I wonder how an Owl Mage would fare in a fight against a Dark Mage

>> No.19893527

If the portals opened, and we all crossed through to the same world together, would we all end up killing each other conquering territory with evil waifus and such?

>> No.19893532

>>19893527
(You)

>> No.19893538

>>19893527
No, I would just run to my Jinko, Mino, Ochi or Hellhound waifu. End of the story.

>> No.19893542

>>19893527
It's actually a huge part of my fantasy, traveling the realm with my waifu, and finding other anons with their waifus to challenge to duels.

Also some light larceny. Sorry Dragonfags but your troves are there to plunder.

>> No.19893548

>>19893450
>commies are THIS retarded

>> No.19893562

>>19893527
If the portals opened the only thing I would want is my Night Gaunt wife. I would fly to the royal makai and either live there with her or find a portal to pandemonium and live there with her as a follower of the fallen god.

>> No.19893575

>>19893527
No, I'd probably just fuck off to somewhere not important enough to bother with and live the comfy life. One does have to wonder how the conquerors and their wives would go about not-killing each other, though.

>> No.19893576

Would marrying a Gargoyle extend your natural lifespan? I doubt you could age while stone.

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>>19893101
Jubjubs obviously.

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>>19893224
I wonder how mofu Ice Queens come to be. Probably her husband being the mofu slut he is.

>> No.19893590

>>19893527
The only reason I would ever be a conqueror and dictator, is because the pussy all that power and prestige would give me. With monster girls, I dont need power and prestige.

>> No.19893591

>>19893576
With all monster girls you have the life span of your wife or longest lived member of your harem.

>> No.19893599

>>19893584
Because it only counts as once if you're never allowed to pull out?

>> No.19893610

What does a shrine inari even do all day?

>> No.19893612

>>19893599
>Come on, only 20 times to go!

>> No.19893619

>>19893599
I was just being sarcastic, but if you wanna get technical, then yes, if you never pull it out, ever, it would count as having sex once. I think.

>> No.19893626

>>19893588
Exactly. You could marry an Ice Queen, but if you had a secret addiction to fluffy tails, then she would have no choice but to allow her body to accommodate to the mamano.

>> No.19893635

>>19893626
If I went to the mountains in search of a Yeti and got trapped by an Ice Queen, she better have big fluffy paws and a cuddlebug nature

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>>19893588
Mofu slut husband is the likely answer. Thought he was destined for the fluff life but fell in love, never could ditch his fondness for fluff though.

>> No.19893642

>>19893610
She takes visitors she likes and shows them a good time in the back.

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19893653

>>19893527
Honestly I would probably join the Order because having sex with a monster doesn't feel like its possible for me, I'm too afraid to be around women.

>> No.19893658

>>19893619
>TFW 20 years straight of virgin jubjub pussy

>> No.19893659

>>19893636
>>19893588
Someone post that bunny Ice Queen, I have a sudden need for casino girls.

>> No.19893664

>>19893653
One word: Alp

>> No.19893665

>>19893062
KC somehow managed to turn the Sabbath into the best girls despite the loli worship

>> No.19893667

>>19893048
WAKE ME UP

>> No.19893672

>>19893610
More importantly, what does a Shirohebi do in a Ryu shrine anyway?

>> No.19893676

>>19893653
They are going to eat you alive the monsters, that is. You might even get a Lilim with that "scared of women" act

>> No.19893681
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>>19893659

>> No.19893686

>>19893427
That's one way to waste a super rare item, since it's contents will end up getting filtered out.

>> No.19893694
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>>19893610
>>19893672
Sweep and prowl

>> No.19893695

>>19893341
Eliphas, open the portal

>> No.19893696
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>>19893664
More like a Wizard personally.

>>19893676
I don't know, I guess I would be ringing a dinner bell for them?

>> No.19893702

>>19893373
>Sell it for lots of whatever the the MGEs currency is.
shotas

>> No.19893705

>>19893696
>More like a Wizard personally.
No, I mean as in: If you are afraid of women, just go for an alp. Unless the actual presence of vagina is your issue.

>> No.19893711

>>19893653
>Joins the Order because you're terrified of girls
>Order is short on soldiers
>Gets sent out on a scouting mission before completing training
>Everyone in the squad are new recruits
>One day into your mission you get ambushed by a bunch of low-level honey bee girls
>Entire squad gets carried off to the hive
>Girls find you cute for because of your fear
>Decide to take advantage of you and form a harem with you

>> No.19893715
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19893715

Maids are olev.

>> No.19893719

>>19893702
Send help. All of my pocket shotas turned into alps.

>> No.19893724

>>19893705
Can I get a Alp Kitsune?

>> No.19893732

>>19893724
As far as we know all alp combinations besides lilim are possible.

>> No.19893740

>>19893719
Ditch them and run. They’re now lolis and will probably try to start a Sabbath dedicated to trying to “awaken men to the pleasure of little boys(girls)” or some shit

>> No.19893741

>>19893732
With the panacea >>19893341, it's even possible to have an alp lilim now, technically.

>> No.19893747

>>19893732
is it impossible for the monsterlord to have a son?

>> No.19893751

>>19893448
>I wonder how the harem dynamic would play out?
The Apophis is the leader who bosses them around and dominates them at a whim. They all know her bite well, but can't help but crave her touch.
The Bicorn is the onee-san type who enables good cummings and massages the girls tender love marks. She knows everyone's most sensitive spots.
The Pharaoh is the designated courtesan, who is both pampered like a princess, and caged like a bird. She gets the worst of it from the Apophis.
The Anubis is the serving girl, and also the one the Apophis enjoys forcing to "just watch" while the other girls are writhing in pleasure with their husband.
The Ice Queen is the new girl, and she frequently passes out from the Apophis venom. She is very sensitive to it, but she's so interesting that the other girls can't help from playing with her.

>> No.19893754

>>19893747
Mate, this is such a fundamental point of the setting that I have to wonder whether or not you've bothered to read a damn thing about it.

>> No.19893756

>>19893754
I thought it was just super rare, though maybey im confusing with another setting.

>> No.19893768

>>19893756
There's no recorded instance of it happening, the most there is to that end is unsubstantiated rumors.
Allowing for it to happen is the DL's end goal.

>> No.19893769

>>19893747
At the moment, no monster can have male children, not even the demon lord.
>>19893754
They're probably coming from another setting (monster lord)
Also, a bunch of people just read the species entries

>> No.19893777

>>19893751
Wow that's really degenerate but also sounds like a fun harem.

>> No.19893781

>>19893732
Are they? I thought it was only succubus species.

>> No.19893784

>>19893751
I can dig it. It'd be interesting to see where the God Voice comes into all this, though. You should really have three leaders in this scenario, two of which have magical bullshit and the other is a head wife by nature, yet it makes sense that the apop would still reign supreme.

>> No.19893806

>>19893756
The whole point is that monster communities can't make their own males so they have to go out an look for men to grab and marry. While it is inevitable that she will change the world it will never happen in any canon book because it destroys the man starved girls roaming the world looking for husbands aspect of the setting.

>> No.19893809

>>19893341
Honestly? Drink it. Rare items are irresistible to me.

>> No.19893813

>>19893806
magictech is a thing so maybey if they cant overcome that trait they can just clone males.

>> No.19893827

>>19893813
They don't need to. Men out number monsters in the first place.

>> No.19893829

>>19893784
I don't know if a graped Pharaoh retains her God Voice, but if she did I can see it playing out as crazy power bottom struggle.
>You've got the Pharaoh restrained on your lap
>Your Apophis wife approaches, wrapping around you and the Pharaoh, and pressing herself tight against the Pharaohs chest
>her fangs sink into the Pharaohs neck, and you feel her shudder
>As the venom takes hold of the Pharaoh, she begins to moan "More, more!"
>Then her eyes light up like the sun, and her voice echos throughout the room as she climaxes "Moooorrreeeee!!!!
>Suddenly spellbound, the Apophis whimpers as she tightens around you both and is forced to continue supplying venom to the Pharaoh
A taste of her own medicine, if you will.

>> No.19893846

I want ASMR with God Voice.

>> No.19893850

>>19893827
I mean as a long term plan

>> No.19893851

>>19893781
Well, they can get monsterized by a liliraune, so I'd assume that all other monsterizations also work, it's just going to be pretty rare.
>>19893806
The birth rates canonically skewed female, so there still should be those roaming for husbands

>> No.19893852

>>19893813
The best magitech around is Automatons, who nobody knows how to build, not even monsters.
Gremlin tech barely works at all, and only works if it's sexy. Cloning is not something they have access to in any capacity.

>> No.19893863

>>19893751
Fantastic stuff

>> No.19893865

>>19893852
The best magitech around is Automatons
sentient robots is kind of a big deal, we're much closer to cloning than that in the real world.

>> No.19893870

>>19893865
Did you somehow miss the latter half of my sentence?

>> No.19893872

>>19893756
Human children can occur even with previous Demon Lords, it's just one of the rarest events that can ever happen in the setting. You have powerful humans that can trace their bloodlines back to any one of the monsters known to be close to them, such as foxes, succubi, or even Baphomets.

>I still have to properly TL that one in the next batch, but KC said that there were rare cases were a monster gave birth to a human already back during the previous system. Seems it's mostly related to those legendary Zipangu heroes that have some fox bloodline.
>>/jp/thread/S14110753#p14117597
>/answer/123525227093
https://pastebin.com/umCrrZqR

However, the Demon Lord is perhaps the least likely person for this to happen to due to her importance in the setting.

>> No.19893885

>>19893829
It might not be tasteful to others, but I would love in this sexy scenario if she got so pumped full of venom her veinlines were visible all over her body filled with purple, changing the look of her skin as she released into ecstasy and her scelera inked up to darkness.
Whoa man that’s hot.

>> No.19893887

>>19893850
The long term plan is that incubi will be born naturally as soon as the demon lord build up enough magic to change the fundamental nature of the world, as set by the chief God, that monster can only give birth to females.

>> No.19893890

>>19893846
>entire script is pretty standard stuff
>not quite as skilled as some others, but she has a lot of enthusiasm
>still worth it for the ending
>always, and with her God Voice, the Pharaoh's final line is a cheerful "Have a good day!"

>> No.19893892

>>19893887
>The long term plan is that incubi will be born naturally as soon as the demon lord build up enough magic to change the fundamental nature of the world
well yeah, what im saying is having a plan B in case that doesn't pan out.

>> No.19893894

>>19893747
She adopted a human girl, right?

Why not a human boy?

Just imagine flying through the sky with Deruella, or going to a tea party with the Queen of Hearts

>> No.19893896

>>19893887
She must summon the ancient god To’dh’oward to learn how to open up console commands.
But it will come at a great price...

>> No.19893903

>>19893892
It's one of those "End of World" scenarios that never actually happens. Like heat death of the universe.

>> No.19893904

>>19893894
>Just imagine flying through the sky with Deruella
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvuteGIuAbc

>> No.19893905

>>19893681
You can pay her with your body heat. She likes it more than money.

>> No.19893910

>>19893903
>Like heat death of the universe.
but that will happen.

>> No.19893911

>>19893896
>A great price
$60 dollars for the standalone not including DLC

Also, there are bugs everywhere

>> No.19893919

>>19893894
Because there were no boys available and her husband would get jealous.

>> No.19893923

>>19893894
Druella is a terrifying extremist and the Queen of Hearts is an insane, childish, petulant tyrant. I wouldn't want to touch either of them with a ten foot pole.

>> No.19893926

>>19893892
It's already confirmed to eventually happen by KC.

>> No.19893930

>>19893919
>her husband
I wonder what he's like. Supposedly the two of them fight a lot, even though they do love each other.

>> No.19893932

>>19893930
Probably an extremelly chill guy who likes to wrestle sex the DL, that's what those fights are.

>> No.19893951
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>>19893885
Yes, I'm very much okay with that visual. Unf. Flooding her with that much mana might even make the Apophis worry for her. That Pharaoh would be twitching and moaning for days.

>> No.19893952

>>19893910
Yes, but not on any sort of time scale to mean anything

>> No.19893953

>>19893926
doesn't mean that a plan B or even C could not exist, unless the DL really was that reckless or she had the power to look into the future, though I suppose I could see the latter happening.

>> No.19893969

>>19893892
It's inevitable. Either the Demon Lord fucks her way to enough power that she can simply replace the world's systems with her own, or Druella's seemingly unstoppable corruption overwhelms all of the Chief God's territories.

>> No.19893983

>>19893951
They look so happy to finally work out their differences.

>> No.19893984

>>19893951
Aftercare cuckhorse would have her work cut out for her.

>> No.19894000

>>19893984
She'd probably have some stern words for the Pharaoh about abusing her limits.

>> No.19894006

>>19893983
I would like to work out differences with them

>> No.19894011

>>19892066
I want to be the yama's chair

>> No.19894014

>>19893341
What does it even do?

>> No.19894019

>>19894006
Anon, they work out differences on you. Your participation is not negotiable.

>> No.19894023

>>19893951
God, that Apophis looks like she about to wrap me up from the neck down and then tongue-fuck my throat.

And I'd enjoy every second of it.

>> No.19894033

>>19894014
https://pastebin.com/P1UdHUFS/

>> No.19894049

>>19894033
So what happens if a man drinks it? I assume instant incubus/alpification, but are there similar pseudo wish granting properties?

>> No.19894051

>>19893984
>>19894000
>”My goodness! Just look at what you’ve done to yourself. The great lady of the desert, drooling and incoherently babbling while twitching like a virgin mouse on her wedding night. You must pace yourself, pharaoh! You’re little more than a cold cumrag for our dear husband for at least a week!”
>secretly looks left and right to make sure no one is looking
>”...GODS I want to try that next~~~”

>> No.19894065

>>19894033
>Among the Lilims, daughters of the Demon Lord, it is whispered that in fact, by drinking this magical medicine, a human woman can become a "White Inma" with powers equal to the Lilim, and there exist those adopted by the Demon Lord herself.

Plural? Get MGR on this

>> No.19894080

>>19894051
Unf. She sounds like a top tier wife. I'd certainly ask the Apophis to help fulfill her wish, and we wouldn't stop until both her back and front womb are filled to the brim with hot seed.

>> No.19894105

>>19893951
>I'll never come home daily to this duo of total horndogs

This life isn't worth the living.

>> No.19894115

>>19894080
Overgraping a horse would take a LOT of venom. I wonder if it would feel weird for the apoo to have her venom glands empty and her womb overflowing?

>> No.19894116
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I want to remind a bunch of older monsters that it's never to late to have babies by reigniting the heat in their wombs.

>> No.19894147

>>19894116
Okay, wait. KC made the monster equivalent to menstruation an extra sexy period where they're super sensitive and horny instead. Can you fucking imagine what "menopause" would be like? In something like a fox or dragon, it could last decades. Plural.

>> No.19894148

>>19894115
I bet it would feel wonderful for an Apophis, to feel that spent and satisfied.
>>19894105
Someday, if we keep the faith...

>> No.19894153

>>19894116
>fall in love with an older human woman
>she loves you back but won't be with you since she's too old to have kids and doesn't feel adequate
>town gets bombed with mamonobama one day and she monsterizes and fucks you on pure instinct
>she becomes pregnant afterwards thanks to her new monster body and you two spend the rest of your days together

>> No.19894163

>>19894080
>>19894115
>Apophis expected this harem would resist her venom and succumb to it from just a little
>she was right, but didn’t account for them then becoming addicted to it and demanding it like a drug to overdose on
>By the end of the first month, Apophis is dehydrated and panting, all the other wives cum-packed and incoherently high on venom laying about the mansion
Time to give poor Apophis-san some much needed tlc

>> No.19894167

>>19892937
no you retard, just like you've been told before you are just the entertainment for the underage and bored. Purely because you and a couple other thread police/doomsayers get triggered by things so easily you encourage this shit

>> No.19894176

>>19894147
For starters, heat flashes means they feel super lusty and start flashing everyone

>> No.19894189

>>19894163
What does each newly grape-inundated girl act like post-graping? Does Pharaoh go from regal to slutty belly dancing all the time? Does Anubis wear lewd shameful clothing and wan on command? Does Ice Queen present her pussy willingly with only a small blue blush instead of being cold?

>> No.19894193

>>19894163
>Apophis and Husband are both wiped out by the harem
>end up having slow, tender sex instead of the expected wild and unrestrained fucking

>> No.19894206

>>19894193
>tfw you will never drain your apophis so much she turns into a tan lamia for a day.

>> No.19894209

>>19893450
Ah, there's a simple explanation why. Monsters only like HUMAN men, not communists.

>> No.19894227

>>19894176
Which would typically lead to public sex. Any weight gained during or after the period would go to the right places, too.

>> No.19894230

>>19894193
>She gives a tired giggle when it’s finally just the two of them alone
>”My dearest husband... haaha, it appears I’ve no venom left to give you, haha!”
>he laughs with her and curls up with her, just kissing and tiredly giggling
>”Well, haha... maybe I can just pretend then, dearest wife.”
>she cutely smiles and play bites him, making him dramatically overact and motorboat her, drawing more tired giggles
>they have slow sex where he only cums once, then spend the rest of the night just lovingly cuddling and making out and interlocking fingers
Funny how that works.

>> No.19894249

>>19894163
Even the Queen Apophis herself is layed flat by the power of good lovin'
>>19894193
That sounds really nice. After weeks of degeneracy, some slow and intimate bonding with your Apophis will be very relaxing.

>> No.19894250

>>19894230
This sounds as good as if not better than the animal harem sex. I'd have to use the girls' abilities to make them exhaust themselves so I could do it more often.

>> No.19894265
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>>19893450
a better example would be the guys who bombed hiroshima on the enola gay

>> No.19894277

>>19894206
>as you shoot loads in and on her the purple returns
>anywhere that cum soaks into her skin turns purple in that spot, so you can see everywhere the husband stained her until it all comes back
>coming inside causes the purple to spread outward from her womb area

Sounds fun

>>19894230
>wake up
>Apophis is wrapped gently around you
>she's pulled your head in a loving embrace to her chest
>her breath sweetly plays across the top of your head
>you move your self to be face level with her instead
>when she wakes up the first thing she sees is your adoring face waiting for her

Alternatively:
>wake up
>Apophis is giggling in her sleep as she's biting her pillow in her sleep

>> No.19894287

>>19894250
>Bicorn’s special night
>she looms over the harem with an ominous face-splitting smile, tightening a whip while wearing a notNazi outfit
>harem exhausted, comfy sex with Apophis
>Pharaoh’s special night
>she lays in the center of a large circular bed, and directly issues Voice commands to dictate the degeneracy regardless of each member’s fatigue or personal wants
>harem exhausted, comfy sex with Apophis
>Anubis special night
>everything starts out very scheduled and planned, but quickly dissolved once she gets some venom into the most wild, unscripted, degenerate orgy ever
>harem exhausted, comfy sex with Apophis
>Ice Queen’s special night
>”I... would just prefer we all stay close... and share in each other’s warmth...”
>harem comfy, comfy sex with whole harem

>> No.19894295

>>19894105
>horndog
I’ve had this phrase stuck in my mind for a while now. I don’t know why.

>> No.19894302

>>19894287
I still want to go for a quiet moonlit walk with the bicorn that almost makes her miss her unicorn days. I'm not usually big on horsepussy, but the group mom needs some special care, too.

>> No.19894331

I want to be the boring, grounded husband of a cheshire

>> No.19894337

>>19894302
It is not the lewd cum-flooded orgy that makes the Bicorn blush, but the soft tender handholding on a moonlit walk on the ramparts. That sounds very sweet and I’m sure the other girls would want to thank her for her hard work at making the harem balance perfectly.
It really is a big burden, but bicorns are experts at making everyone happy. In an unexpected way, they’re actually a very empathetic race.

>> No.19894344

>>19894331
The David Spade to her Chris Farley?

>> No.19894357

>>19894344
Yep, I'd be the straight man.
Or the jinko would be.

Regardless, I'd love a cuddlecat

>> No.19894365

>>19894344
>”Cheshire, weren’t you gonna cut back on DE for a while?”
>”LAY OFF MAN IM STARVIN”

>> No.19894373

>>19894337
I don't think there's really anything unexpected about that, you just have to actually think about how they work to realize it. They're basically sex mediators/therapists, and empathy is like the basis for everything there.

>> No.19894376

>>19894344
You calling her fat? I kid
>>19894357
Cheshires are great. Imagine one poking you in check when you have a bad day, trying to cheer you up.

>> No.19894381

>>19894051
>virgin mouse on her wedding night
That’s some strong imagery right there Anon. Quality post.

>> No.19894386

>>19893905
Is it cheating if I bring a yeti with me to restore my body heat? It's like free money

>> No.19894394

>>19894376
Never know, it could be a big, fat cuddlecat.
But yes, snuggling one on a long day would be great.
Be it a big cat, BEEG cat, big fat cat, or some other variation.

>> No.19894395

>Giving a monstergirl Chinese Water Torture, but with kisses

>> No.19894398

>>19894373
>”Anubis, welcome. Please sit down. Let’s talk, sweetie.”
>”Now, you know I can smell when one of us cums while having sex with dear husband, yes? Well sweetie, I’m asking because I’ve been noticing you’ve only been coming two or three times during each session. That’s dangerously low, and you used to cum at least five times a session.”
>”Oh no, sweetie, no of course I’m not mad at you! I called you in because I want to help you! I want to help you figure out what we can do to get you cumming more and enjoying this whole experience to the fullest every time.”
>”Aww, don’t feel bad sweetie! It’s momma’s job to make sure everyone’s feeling their best~!”

>> No.19894404

What about a Cheshire that's a great comedic writer, but is completely unable to perform anything in person despite her desire?

>> No.19894414

>>19894404
was that rhyme intentional?

>> No.19894419

>>19894414
that doesn't rhyme though

>> No.19894421

>>19894398
>during the next fuck session Bicorn is right there with the Anubis to give tips, guide the husband on hitting her sweet spots better, and using her hands to grab and tease whatever the husband isn't currently grabbing
>Anubis came 9 times that night

>> No.19894424
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>>19894414
Get some sleep Anon

>> No.19894432

>>19894398
>>19894421
Very lewdcute

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>>19894394
I need a Cheshire at least this lewd

>> No.19894437

>>19894419
>>19894424
While it's not a perfect rhyme, "writer" and "desire" do sound similar. They both have an "eye - ur" sound to them.

>> No.19894441

>>19894424
cant sleep
clown will eat me

>> No.19894446

>>19894435
I need one that's from the part of wonderland that understands that BEEGer is better

>> No.19894452

>>19894437
If that's a rhyme then a cardboard box full of warmed up dead fish is a harem.

>> No.19894453

>>19894365
John Pinette style Cheshire

>> No.19894454

what would you gift a zombie that she holds so precious she stares at and cries tears of joy after she wights?

>> No.19894457

>>19894452
I mean, it can be in the MGE. Sounds like something a school of mermaid liches might cook up.

>> No.19894459

>>19894453
A man taken too soon.
Would love a cheshire like that

>> No.19894462

>>19894454
A fragile cup.
It’s a sign of me loving and trusting her so much that I know even as a clumsy zombie she’ll keep it safe and in perfect condition.

>> No.19894483

>>19894462
>It's been broken many times, but you smiled and helped her glue it back together each time, until she never dropped it again.
Sure, she could just magic it back into one piece, but it's more beautiful for being damaged.

>> No.19894484

>>19894454
A simple carved wooden ring with "eternally yours" engraved inside.

>> No.19894496
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>>19894435
KC needs to draw more doujin
I love how he draws breasts
So soft and malleable, but with a certain weight behind them

>> No.19894501

>>19894462
>Anon had to replace the cup several times when she accidentally broke them initially, but replaced them so fast he doesn't think she noticed
>she was clearly trying as hard as she could to be gentle and careful with them, so a little white lie for positive reinforcement isn't so bad
>as a wight, she shows him a small cardboard box she kept as best her zombie mind could, filled with whichever pieces she could save
>her first act of magic post-wighting is assembling them all into a new cup she gives to her husband

>> No.19894507

>>19894483
>she becomes a wight
>one day the cup goes missing
>she comes to you in tears
>then you show her
>her cup, which you took apart carefully at the glued seams and put back together again with kintsugi
>all the cracks highlighted in gold, telling the story of how you loved her and trusted her, over and over again

>> No.19894518

>>19894483
>>19894501
>>19894507
Y’all are gonna make me tear up, what a beautiful idea.

>> No.19894521

Do sabbath girls beg for uppsies?

>> No.19894525

>>19894507
>Kintsugi
Yeah, that's what I was looking for. Coming back and doing that makes it all the sweeter.

>> No.19894540

>>19894501
Maybe I don’t understand your post, but is some Banach–Tarski paradox shit going on?

>> No.19894541

>>19894496
We need a hellhound doujin or a pharaoh doujin where an apophis comes in and bites both the pharaoh and her husband, engaging in a threesome.

>> No.19894542

>>19894453
Fuck man, John Pinette was so fucking good. I was in fucking tears when that beautiful man died

>> No.19894544

>>19894454
A porcelain doll that becomes a Living Doll enhanced with Undead magic.

>> No.19894546

>>19894521
If you want them to.

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>>19894521
They don't beg for them. They demand them, at least the baphomets do.

>> No.19894552

>>19894521
Uppsies onto your dick.

>> No.19894571

>>19894544
I want a bitingly cynical yet hilarious and quick witted Living Doll who can’t move herself at all outside of her head.

>> No.19894572

>>19894540
No, he's saying over the years she broke many cups and he bought new ones and thought he was hiding the fact they were broken from her to try and preserve her confidence, but she kept pieces of all the broken cups, and later after she was a wight used those broken piece to assemble one cup for him. It's not making two things out of one, it's making one thing out of remnants of many.

>> No.19894580

>>19894550
This will actually happen in a planned story of mine. A bapho gets a big girl to carry her on her shoulders.

Then she bullies her about becoming a monster.
>"You know what would make this better? Some cupholders. Right about here, maybe? Some nice, big horns. Perfect as handholds, too.

>> No.19894615

>>19894552
I wanna hold a witch and give her rides!

>> No.19894677

>>19894404
A Cheshires that has nothing to do with memes is fine too.

>> No.19894714
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>>19894677
That's the superior version

>> No.19894722

>>19894714
Jokes on her. Everything she does is a meme.

>> No.19894733

>>19894116
This is correct. All young men should strive for older women! They’re more experienced, and have almost their entire dream wedding/honeymoon already planned for and booked in advance!

>> No.19894736

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that hunting and capturing a monster girl is a time honored tradition for proposing....some more than others.
Please don't hurt Uni-chan, she spooks easily

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>>19894733
Old women with young bodies, of course!

Who wants grey hair and sagging breasts?

>> No.19894750

>>19894745
>Who wants grey hair and sagging breasts?
Me.

>> No.19894751
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>>19894722
Rude

>> No.19894757
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>>19894745
I do

>> No.19894760

are Cheshires born smug or do they have to learn it as kids?

>> No.19894785

>>19894760
They learn it.
They are born cute.

>> No.19894788

>>19894785
Id like to see a loli Cheshire awkwardly trying to be smug

>> No.19894794

>>19894788
They try but ear scritching will get them purring and relaxed in no-time

>> No.19894798

>>19894794
That works on adults too, the fuckers are just harder to catch.

>> No.19894803

>>19894798
Maybe, but the lolis are thrice as adorable

>> No.19894816 [DELETED] 

I want an alp to drop a fat deuce on my dick and then force me to bend over and suck my own dick until there is no more shit on my willy.

>> No.19894823

>>19894816
N-no homo?

>> No.19894829

>>19894823
Alps are women

>> No.19894833

>>19893048
how do you unlock the right one and if it's dlc you can fuck right off

>> No.19894834

>>19894829
True, but that doesn't stop that other guy from remaining a fag.

>> No.19894839 [DELETED] 

>>19894829
And sucking your own dick is maturbation. And shit is hot

>> No.19894861

>>19894803
Well, yeah. Cheshires are smarmy cunts, but kittens are always cute.

>> No.19894869

Serious question. Has someone here ever got through a depression or problem just by imagining himself with his MG waifu? I think I have.

>> No.19894876

>>19894869
No, I usually cope with alcohol and pipe tobacco. I'm done with life.

>> No.19894885

>>19894869
I tell my self to stop acting like a pussy, for I am my own worst enemy

>> No.19894888

We live in an era where we LEGIT might be able to be with our MG waifus because of AI and VR. And I kid you not, at times I only keep living because of that chance. I dont want to die before this happen.

>> No.19894891

>>19894869
it helps me cope at least, imagining cuddling helps me sleep at night when my various anxieties keep me up.

>> No.19894894

>>19894888
thats me as well, its my drive to keep going.

>> No.19894900

>>19894751
Hahahaha classic.

>> No.19894901

>>19894888
Literally unironically this.

>> No.19894924

>>19894869
Never been through any real depression, but I know my girls certainly help me recover after a bad day

>> No.19894935

>>19894869
Thinking about monster wife really helps me to sleep.

>> No.19894941

>>19894888
Has anyone else seen that Gatebox thing? It would be nice to have a lamia on my desk to keep me company.

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>> No.19894964

>>19894954
Now that’s what I call comfy.

>> No.19894965 [DELETED] 

I want an alp to piss on my tits

>> No.19894968
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19894968

Never forget this anon. Never. When you feel down, never forget this.

>> No.19894977

>>19894968
How can something love me if it doesn't even exist

>> No.19894979
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19894979

The world needs more motivation
Few people are willing to be the change they want to see.
Monsters would find you more appealing if you get your shit together.

>> No.19894985

>>19894979
Fuck off. I have my life together.

>> No.19894989

>>19894968
No one loves me. I want a merciful monster girl to just put me out of my misery

>> No.19894997

>>19894985
Then you're not one of the guys he's trying (and failing) to motivate.

>> No.19894998

Is it gay if an alp fucks you with a strap on

>> No.19894999

>>19894979
They already find me appealing, see: >>19894968

>> No.19895020

>>19894977
It can only love you because it doesn't exist.

>> No.19895022

>>19894989
You want a mindflayer?

>> No.19895032

>>19894979
I want to see flagmander do and elaborate dance with the flag.

>> No.19895033

>>19894998
Yes. But it's not gay if they fuck you with their spade tail. Same goes for all succubus types.

>> No.19895038

>>19895022
Only if said mindflayer is willing to fucking blow my brains out with a shotgun

>> No.19895040

>>19895032
Fucking autocorrect

>> No.19895050

>>19895033
Don’t reply to him.

>> No.19895059

>>19895050
Nor to him, nor to this.

>> No.19895080

>>19894979
>>19895032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBG8rIVIUNE&list=LLp4Uelvh7gcK8F1ffL5QLZA&index=23&t=0s

>Flagmander wants to get hyped for the new sports season
>Puts on the cricket theme and gets out the flag
>Flames on her tail increase and she waves it and moves to the rhythm
>She does this every year

>> No.19895089

>>19895033
Are alps the most straight monstergirl out there?

>>19895059
You're not my nee-san, you cant tell me what to do.

>> No.19895095

>>19894997
That's a story I would kind of want to see. A monstergirl with a relentlessly positive attitude who thinks a particular man is just in need of a quick pick me up, but fails to accurately estimate the depth of his depression. Would she get drowned in the muck with him, run away, or scrap and claw their way to a happy ending?

>> No.19895115

>>19895089
>Are alps the most straight monstergirl out there?
Not even close. They're definitely in the top 5 of the most gay monster girl.

>> No.19895140
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19895140

Imagine a Dark Mage trying to transform herself into different other species.
>”What do you think? I’m still working on the eyes and tail and my proportions, but I got a lot of it right!”
>”Obviously it won’t turn you into a hell hound, but my potion can give you the same burning passion hellhounds feel, just like I’m feeling right now. Care for a taste?”
>tfw you will never experience every species of monster through your Dark Mage

>> No.19895166

>>19895038
You need healing. Also MGs get fucking pissed at the discussion and thought of killing men, even if its yourself. So it will likely be tough healing by a Hellhound.

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>>19895166
>No golden lizard to worship

>> No.19895181

>>19895170
I'm gonna smash her fucking horns.

>> No.19895193

>>19895140
>”Obviously it won’t turn you into a hell hound"

Failed potion, try again.

>> No.19895223

>>19893341
>>19893741
Sell it to "Trans-trenders" for 100k a drink, I am going to fix that wretched problem plaguing the USA and elsewhere and get rich at the same time. Far more safer than tricking them into taking endocrine blockers which will give them cancer. If many genuinely have those thoughts of becoming women, they will alp, if not they become incubi and problem is solved.

>> No.19895228

>>19895170
Why do you want a larger and more shiny Jagras?

>> No.19895246

>>19895223
You could do the same thing with Dark Slime goo, Intoxication Fruit, etc and not waste an incredibly rare artifact that is only rumored to exist and is definitely worth more than your asking price.

>> No.19895247

>>19895140
That's actually something I imagine my Dark Slime does all the time. I'd love to help her personally document the sex drives of various species.

>> No.19895257

>>19895170
Dragon Cult! Dragon Cult!

>> No.19895259

>>19895170
Worship the Pharaoh Dragon.

>> No.19895272

>>19895247
>Husband, do Jinkos say “nyaa“ or “gao”?

>> No.19895293

>>19895272
I would probably immediately jump her after she asks such a cute question. I can't resist catgirl cosplay.

>> No.19895295

Your high level adventuring party encounters a Gazer and a Mindflayer! Roll for initiative!

>> No.19895298

>>19895293
She better have the muscles and abs.

>> No.19895299

I want to cook up a bunch of extra-strength black market sex drugs with my waifu in her science lab!

>> No.19895308

>>19895298
Any good Jinko transformation would. My wife wouldn't do a hack alchemy job.
>>19895299
I'd have a good supply of pure, un-cut Dark Slime jelly. Very valuable.

>> No.19895312

>>19895295
Can't we just set up camp and invite them for lunch?

>> No.19895319

>>19895312
Huh. They happily join.
Uh, er, roll for eating order?

>> No.19895322

>>19895295
I rolled and my disgust was a nat 20

>> No.19895328

>>19895312
>Mindflayer happily munching on a sandwich while sitting on a stump
>Gazer eating soup while her eyestalks creepily meander around, staring at you and your two female human companions
>said companions are uneasy, but calm

>> No.19895331

>>19895295
I tell the Gazer she has cute eyes!

>> No.19895339

>>19895319
Don’t be rude. You always serve your guests first, but wait for everyone to be served to begin eating.

>> No.19895352

What Monstergirl runs the best late night radio show?

>> No.19895359

Do you think flossing your teeth and spitting on the contract would count as marking it with your blood?

>> No.19895360

>>19895352
Vampires

>> No.19895374

>>19895352
A bitter and jaded CC Owl Mage.

>> No.19895375

>>19895359
If you have scurvy, gingivitis or periodontal disease.

>> No.19895391

>>19895359
Floss your teeth more often you animal

>> No.19895395

>>19895352
Haku-sensei works very hard on her radio program! I just don't like it when she starts talking about Tanuki.

>> No.19895431

>tfw no holstaur harem to drown you in their milk
Is there a less gay way of saying you want them to bukkake you with their milk?

>> No.19895437

>>19895431
Just have her fill a bathtub anon, fuck.

>> No.19895463

>>19895431
Nope. You're a faggot. Might as well have them take some gender-bending potions and give you a real bukkake.

>> No.19895503

>>19895431
Milk bath you freudian homo.

>> No.19895532

>>19895431
You're on your way to alping already

>> No.19895561

>>19895532
>Alp who bathes in Holst-milk to keep its skin smooth and pretty
I'm okay with it.

>> No.19895593

>Good news
>The portal has finally opened in leading all Monster Girls to the world looking for husbands
>Bad news
The one who wants to be your husband is your least favorite Monster Girl

What is she, anon?

>> No.19895594

>>19895593
>What is she
Still single

>> No.19895597

>>19895593
I'd prefer a wife.

>> No.19895598

>>19895593
>The one who wants to be your husband
Wait a sec

>> No.19895601

>>19895593
I don't think I'm going to dignify that with an answer. Too many Alps here.

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>>19895593
Stupid grape snek is the worst

>> No.19895612

>>19895609
I'll take that bullet for you

>> No.19895615

>>19895597
>>19895598
Motherfucker

>> No.19895617

>>19895612
Great, just hand over the Anubis

>> No.19895621

>>19895617
I got a Matango. Have fun

>> No.19895630

>>19895593
Oh boy do I really hate Kikis right now man they are just the worst aren't they heck I'd really prefer any other girl honest

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Geez, can't we have normal conversations about loving and impregnating Alps?

>> No.19895641

>>19895638
No way anon, Alps are mondo gay.

>> No.19895645

>>19895638
No! Let's talk about how that one fucking Alp never went anywhere with the Subnautica with Monster Girls -story. We need more sea-creature hi-jinks. Someone do something like that already.

>> No.19895646

>>19895593
>The one who wants to be your husband
Excellent, since I want to marry my wife, not a husband.

>> No.19895658

>>19895641
>putting your dick in a pussy is gay
Come on now

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reminder to feed your meido

>> No.19895670

>>19895667
>HEY ANON WANNA PLAY DAY OF THE TENTACLE

>> No.19895677

>>19895667
That's not my meido. Mine is a gyaru kiki.

>> No.19895678

>>19895593
>charybdis
nope goodbye

>> No.19895682

>>19895677
Does she do any work at all or does she just play on her phone while you rail her?

>> No.19895690

>>19895593
Error aside, I'm not a roper man. Or any parasite really.

>> No.19895693

>>19895682
isn't there a gif loop of exactly that but with a cat girl in a alley?

>> No.19895698

>>19895677
She does all the work when I'm not looking so she can maintain the illusion of being a lazy do-nothing.

>> No.19895714

>>19895698
>you go to the bathroom and come back to your kiki sweating on the couch with her shirt in a knot and one of her leggings is halfway down the leg

>> No.19895724

>>19895658
>putting your dick in a tranny is gay
Yes, it is

>> No.19895735

>>19895714
I like the idea of all her cleaning tools having a dual use for sex or seduction. Like, the handle of her feather duster is also a dildo/butt plug with the feathers matching her own tail so you can't tell she has it in

>> No.19895757

>>19895724
More monster pussy for the rest of then, fag

>> No.19895761

>>19895714
>sweating on the couch with her shirt in a knot and one of her leggings is halfway down the leg
Begging for it at this point, she’s getting fucked hard on that couch.

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I have to cure to what ails ya.

>> No.19895779

>>19895761
Be careful, Anon. She might look like a slut, but you dick will be the first to pierce her tight hole, and she's been craving that Master cock since she first started working for you. You might turn her into a squirting mess on the first thrust.

>> No.19895837

>>19895779
i really hope that shog can squirt too

>> No.19895841

>>19895779
All the better, lets make as big of a mess as possible, and not just on the couch either, let’s take it to the bedroom and stain the sheets too.

>> No.19895864

>>19895841
Would you want your kiki to be such a slutty maid that she cleans up any spilled cum with her tongue?

>> No.19895873

>>19895864
God YES

>> No.19896019

>>19895864
I’m gonna have to agree with the other anon amd say yes, so long as it’s not on an obviously dirty surface like a floor or something that is. I’d also REALLY like it if she made it a point of telling me she’s only doing it because she loves me and every part of me so much and as my loyal maid she can’t go around wasting my semen like that.

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What races do you think would make harmless stalkers? What races would make stalkers that might actually be rather scary? I think a pack of rats can go either way, depending on how big they all are on average.

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>>19896124
Shirohebis are completely harmless

Completely harmless

>> No.19896170

>>19896124
Ghosts seem like the harmless type.

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>>19896124
I think liches would be mostly harmless. Not because they can't do a lot of scary shit, but rather that they just gather information and find out everything abut you rather than doing anything else

Then again, once she has all the information she needs things can go badly.

>> No.19896201

>>19896169
Getting stalked by a loli shirohebi sounds kind of nice. Especially since she'd probably try really hard to act like a little housewife, even if she might be a bit forceful. It'd also be cute to have her get worked up and throw a little tantrum whenever she sees you with another girl. It would immediately stop being cute the moment she broke out that totally-not-black magic and showed you what kind of curses she knew.

>>19896176
So, the kind of stalker who would mostly just 'Jiii~' at you from a distance until she thought it was time to drop a portal on you and lock you up in her basement?

>> No.19896218

>>19896019
you dare insult kiki's cleaning?! every surface in your house is clean enough to eat off of!

>> No.19896220
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>>19896201
>So, the kind of stalker who would mostly just 'Jiii~' at you from a distance until she thought it was time to drop a portal on you and lock you up in her basement?
Yeah. And once she has you she's no longer gonna be a cute stalker. She's gonna go full steam ahead with her experiments. Just think of what she has cooked up during the time she has stalked you.

Remember, if you have a Lich stalker, it's best to court her first and get a relationship on your terms instead of waiting until her master plan is done.

>> No.19896222

>>19896019
>implying your kiki doesn't keep everything clean enough to eat off of them, even the floors

>> No.19896232

>>19896176
cancer is really harmless and even helps you stay clean!

>> No.19896264

>>19896218
>>19896222
I’m just saying, people walk on that so it’s kind of nasty.

>> No.19896299

>>19896264
but you're the only people and she cleaned it

>> No.19896407

>>19896299
Yeah but it’s still a floor, you don’t eat off the floor.

>> No.19896432

>>19896407
she isn't gonna waste any of your cum

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19896541

Beware demons!
Come to church and cleanse your sins.

>> No.19896556

>>19896541
I just watched The Nun and now I don't trust girls like her

>> No.19896635

>>19896432
Then she needs to learn how to swallow it all in one go or control her pelvic muscles to keep it all in.

>> No.19896653

>>19896635
>you will never have a meido milk you with 100% efficiency
why live?

>> No.19896655

>>19896541
I bet dark priest claim that sins are stored in the balls and they need to "get it out" or some shit like that.

>> No.19896669

>>19896655
>sins are stored in the balls
I shouldn't find this so funny.

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What If a hakutaku goes into logic overdrive and starts randomly mentioning shower thought level facts?
>"Bathtubs are just reverse boats"
>"Teeth are the only part of a skeleton we should be able to see"
>"Art is how we decorate space, music is how we decorate time"

>> No.19896682

>>19896541
Why is the tail chained?

>> No.19896751

>>19896674
Slap her titties to bring her back to reality

>> No.19896797

What would a vampire think if she saw a human cutting himself? only for him to reveal that he uses blood magic?

>> No.19896804

>>19896797
>Why would you waste that delicious blood for your silly magic? I could make much better use of that blood.

>> No.19896819

>>19896751
>Slap
>Not milk

>> No.19896828

>>19896674
How does one do to make her go into overdrive?

>> No.19896856

How do you think a monsterized human would take revenge on people who did her wrong?
All I can think of is sending said people to other monster girls if they're male and corrupting them if they're female.

>> No.19896863

>>19896856
Have you played Another Story of Fallen Maidens: Fallen Hero and the Magic Sword of Truth? That is exactly it.

>> No.19896911

>>19896682
For your safety.

>> No.19896935

>>19896911
Is the chain lile a Ushi's seal? If it's removed, does she give you even more cock worship than usual?

>> No.19897048

>>19896935
No, look at that fat tail, she might do lewd things with it, that's why it's chained.

>> No.19897087

>>19896935
No, sounding with it.

>> No.19897115

I want to run a dairy that specializes in non-holst milk.

>> No.19897140

>>19897115
Why does Succubus milk smell and taste so weird

>> No.19897155

>>19897140
Because its lewd.
That or you got Girtiblilu milk and some really trippy stuff is gonna start.

>> No.19897170

>You'll never have a Kikimora wet nurse who continues to lactate no matter how much time passes and is very insistent that her breasts hurt unless you drink from them regularly

>> No.19897209

>>19897170
Would be lovely, although considering my 'tastes' she'd be walking around with milkers that qualify as 'massive'

>> No.19897245
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Is it okay to eat your wife's eggs for breakfast?

>> No.19897289

>>19897245
if they're not fertilized in which case you're doing something else wrong

>> No.19897383

>>19895259
>Pharaoh Dragon
>[sweating intensifies]

I never knew I needed this. Would dedicate my whole life to worship

>> No.19897387

What does a nacho do when you really like cooking and she insults everything you make so you switch to canned and frozen food only after throwing all cookware away?

>> No.19897403

>>19897383
How would such a creature even appear?

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>>19897245

>> No.19897412

>Steal gold from dragons hoard
>dump more valuable shit on vict-friend's house as distraction
>???
>Profit with remaining gold

>> No.19897419

>>19897411
That's kinda lewd

>> No.19897421

>>19897403
Pharaoh or dragon has a son. He has a daughter with the opposite monster.

>> No.19897422

Would ratas like coffee? I want to enjoy a comfy morning In her tail on the couch.

>> No.19897427

>>19897403
A dragon worshipping sand kingdom. Built on a ancient dragon burial ground where pre-current DL dragons used to go and die.

>> No.19897435

>>19897411
Aya-chan~

>> No.19897438

>>19897422
Please don't give squirrels coffee.
>>19897427
>Dragon graveyard turns into a land of elaborate tombs
I like it. This should be elaborated on further.

>> No.19897445

>>19897412
This is assuming the dragon doesnt just go full leprechaun and tracks you down to get her gold.

>> No.19897446

>>19897422
>>19897438
>Give a rata some coffee
>Just a few minutes later she's literally vibrating trying to sit still
We must go further.

>> No.19897452

>>19897446
>Frydrinksa100cupsofcoffee.webm

>> No.19897453

>>19897446
Swap her cereal milk with red bull

>> No.19897458

>>19897445
shortstack ginger irish dragon?

>> No.19897460

>>19897458
In the hood?

>> No.19897468

>>19897438
Hot chocolate?

>> No.19897472

>>19897445
Those movies were fun stupid

>> No.19897481

>>19897453
What if I swap it for my milk and I tell her as she pours I was thinking of her all night?

>> No.19897488

>>19897458
>anon laughting to himself counting coins
>irish dragon breaks through the window screaming "I WANT 'ME GOLD!"

>> No.19897490

>>19897438
Maybe the Pharaoh Dragon has the ability to resurrect all the other dragons in the tombs. Soon her empire will rise again!

>> No.19897493

>>19897490
>implying this wouldn't just result in an endless civil war because everyone wants to be pharaoh

>> No.19897497

>>19897493
Or the creation of an apophis dragon

>> No.19897507

>>19897497
I want Set-chan to adopt me and raise me to be her consort!

>> No.19897514

>>19897493
Only one of them is the Queen of queens. The strongest and the most golden Pharaoh Dragon! some of the dragons/wyverns might just be subjects you know

>> No.19897519
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19897519

What monstergirl can you see doing this

>> No.19897528

>>19897519
Amazon, Ogre, Oni, Minotaur, Ushi-Oni, Manticore.

>> No.19897536

>>19896541
>the demon is inside every human
deep.

>> No.19897538

>>19897519
Most of them. But thread memes say Dark Mage.

>> No.19897559

>>19897519
Kikimoras. They'd steal young boys to groom them into perfect masters.

>> No.19897570

>>19897559
>desperate CC kikis doing this

She even has a mansion ready and everything

>> No.19897595

>>19897570
i want a shog to come collect and take me to a home worthy of a maid's service instead of a shitter 2 story.

>> No.19897623

>>19897519
I'm sure Dark Priests manage to convert a lot of stupid young boys and girls who don't know the difference and get them dragged to Pandemonium. Also Valkyries if they start the hero training young.

>> No.19897660

>>19896674
>shower thought level facts?
The heck is that?

>> No.19897687
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>"Hello, I'm from Black Bird News, and I'm doing a story on how recent changes are affecting the men in our city. Would you like to do an interview over some dinner?"

>> No.19897689

>>19897519
Better which monster would be shotacon but is ashamed of it?

>> No.19897695

>>19897623
https://exhentai.org/g/1150466/17a8f212cc/

>> No.19897697

>>19897689
Elf.

>> No.19897699

>>19897687
What would she be treating me to?

>> No.19897700

>>19897687
Who's buying? The Bugle?

>> No.19897722

>>19897689
A Vampire or a Dragon maybe. Or a lilim. She thinks her sisters will make fun of her not having a strong husband

>> No.19897731

I want to visit the buff area of wonderland.

>> No.19897737

>>19897731
They don't lift there you know.

>> No.19897743

>>19897737
Oh?
Then how do they get and stay buff?
HOW Anon?

>> No.19897748

>>19897743
Lazing around and thinking buff thoughts mostly.

>> No.19897751

>>19897731
Just beware of 「MENACING」Cheshires posing for you.

>> No.19897756

>>19897660
It's a random thought that comes to mind while doing mundane shit like taking a shower

>> No.19897757

>>19897660
Showerthoughts are dumb thoughts you might get while doing something mundane like being in the shower. They're basically little epiphanies that offer new but useless insight.

Like: To your stomach, all potatoes are mashed potatoes.

It's true, and you've probably never considered it that way before, but it's completely useless.

>> No.19897758

>>19897731
>jubjubs that don't tire out and easily overpower men
>cheshire bullying
>alice demanding you play wrestle with her
you mean permanent stay

>> No.19897760

>>19897751
>Do you even lift, anon-kun?
>We can help you!

>> No.19897764

>>19897699
Just some quieter restaurant where you can sit down for a meal and be asked plenty of personal questions.

>> No.19897766

>>19897687
I want to fertilise her

>> No.19897781

>>19897764
Does it have dim lighting and will she be thoroughly violating my personal space?

>> No.19897784
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>>19897695
Them eyes

>> No.19897786

>>19897751
I'm fine with that, just gives me something nice to look at.

>>19897748
But that would just make them strongfat if anything!

>>19897758
I'm fine with that.
We can go on a trip to other parts of wonderland to 'even it out' if we want.

>> No.19897801
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19897801

Dancing comes natural to Oni and demons

>> No.19897819

>>19897687
>Oh hey, you're that sexy reporter from channel five!
>Dinner? Sure, I know a great place. They've got the best enchiladas you've ever had and the bartender is a miracle worker

>> No.19897825

>>19897766
You can't say that sort of thing to an intelligent and honest news reporter before you even start dating.

>>19897781
That's merely a coincidence. It just happens to have a good happy hour even if the lighting is a bit dark, and she'll take a small corner table so you can talk without interruptions.

>> No.19897837

>>19897801
>you will never go on a drunken dance spree with an oni, even when there is a storm outside, while everyone is watching and can't decide to admire us or laugh at it.

>> No.19897874

>>19897837
>A certain Ryu makes it rain hard just to see this

>> No.19897893

>>19897687
Is that crow tengu? Sauce?

>> No.19897919

>>19897893
Yes it is.
https://www.deviantart.com/motaii/

>> No.19897921

>>19897519
Jabberwock.

>> No.19897942
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19897942

>”Hey guys, what’s going on in here?”

>> No.19897944

>>19897825
She sounds like a lovely bird that i one day want to watch lay eggs so i hope this interview goes well.

>> No.19897959

>>19897942
This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyEUyqfrScU

>> No.19898066

>>19897874
does she do it out because she's jealous or what?

>> No.19898124

I found this the other day, figured you guys might be interested in it
>https://ghoulkiss.itch.io/monster-girl-maker
Its basically a paper doll you can use to make your own monster girl

>> No.19898131

>>19898124
I think i follow the creator for this on twitter! I suck at using these kind of apps though, only thing i could make that looked anything decent was a couple zombies. It's cute stuff though!

>> No.19898140

>>19898131
You can make some really nice looking slime girls with it, also putting as many mouths on a girl as possible gives off a nice eldrich look

>> No.19898160

>>19897412
Why not steal from a nuki?
They're a lot less dangerous and just as fat with gold

>> No.19898170

>>19898160
>Why not steal a nuki
Fixed

>> No.19898171

>>19897412
>Not stealing a dragon from her hoard
Step it up, anon.

>> No.19898178

>>19898170
>running out of a casino with a cute plump tanuki in your arms as guards chase you
>”Ahuhu, how exciting~!”

>> No.19898185

>>19898171
>Dragon is sleeping on her pile of gold
>Suddenly...
>YOINK
>Yoink?
>she finds herself inside a bag of holding

>> No.19898191

>>19898185
>My gold now!

>> No.19898202

>>19898185
>later on anon checks if she’s still in there
>opens the bag just a smidge
>FWOOOOOOOSH
>...yep she’s still there

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19898208

>>19898202
Talk about hot pockets, eh?
Eh?
EHH?

>> No.19898210

>>19898178
That's what I'd want.
Although heaven help me if the guards catch up

>> No.19898211

>>19898202
I hope his body is prepared

>> No.19898214

>>19892039
Not surprising. KC simply just can't give a disheartening answer to a fan, can't he?

>> No.19898218

>>19898211
I hope her body is prepared. Gonna treasure her all over.

>> No.19898221

>>19898202
>go home
>open bag for some dragon cuddles
>FWOOOOSH
>jokes on her I drank a potion of fire resist
>dragon cuddles

>> No.19898225

>>19898214
The guy all but confirmed that he made that reply up.

>> No.19898231

>>19898218
I guess you are prepared. A true dragon thief

>> No.19898237

>>19898208
I guess this is the kind of backwater humor one develops living out in the Styx

>> No.19898249

>>19898231
Well yes, a guy needs to be prepared if he plans to steal a dragon. Fireproof all over the place, some cuddly blankets, praises and a space to bring her hoard to later after she quiets down.

>> No.19898259

>>19898211
>>19898221
>”You...!!!! Outsmarted me?!”
>”AAARGH! You’re so... damn...!!!”
>”...gallant~!”
Remember that dragons are turned on by powerful heroes

>> No.19898276

>>19898249
Now I picture a guy in full body armor + pillows attached to it getting ready to release the dragon from the bag into his reinforced room.

>> No.19898278

>>19898210
>hide in an alleyway that the guards don’t see you slip into
>”Ahuhu, my, but what’s to stop me from calling for help~?”
>beg her to keep her mouth shut till you can get away safely
>”Oh no no no, that’s not nearly adequate~ Oh guaaards~!”
>panic and pull out your wallet to show to her
>she grins and takes a drag on her long cigarette holder
>”Ahuhu~ now you’re talking~”

>> No.19898285

>>19898225
I looked through the replies and he didnt. He mantained it was true, he just never produced proof.

>> No.19898288

>>19898278
Just gonna keep running home with that tubby taunki.

>> No.19898290

>>19898278
Before you know it you are completely indebted to the tanuki you just kidnapped

>> No.19898307

>>19898285
That's what I meant.
When asked to substantiate his post with evidence of any kind, he alternated between "how DARE you ask for proof!" and "well m-maybe KC changed his mind by now."
In other words, it's essentially guaranteed to be bogus.

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>>19898276
She'd have the "I am death" look but by the time of release perhaps she'd be open to hear an explanation. I wonder how she would react upon hearing that the best part of the hoard there was her.

>> No.19898337

>>19898316
>"I accept your proposal, but first...."
>She sends him flying into the wall with a punch

Feisty dragon girls!

>> No.19898345

>>19898316
>molten lava is SEETHING from her jaw as a cloak of fire whirls around her
>her face is terrifying, eyes half-transformed into full-form dragon eyes
>”I... AM... FIRE... I... AM... DEATH...”
>speak up over your calculated pillow and iron fort
>”You’re also the most valuable thing I saw in that cave, that’s why I chose to steal you and nothing else!”
>...
>...
>well, you’re not dead yet, so that must be a good sign

>> No.19898348

>>19898337
Imagine if its a Wurm.

>> No.19898349

>>19898337
Deserved, but thank god for magical pillowy armor that blocked the blow

>> No.19898352

>>19898349
Yeah, you gotta be prepared

>> No.19898359

>>19898348
Then it's not a punch, it's her whole body

>> No.19898375

>>19898345
>build a trebuchet out of pillows
>launch pocket change over the mighty pillow walls of your fort
>hear dragon girl go "oooh~" as she collects the coins
>soon you will win her over and give her a new treasure pile

>> No.19898401

>>19898375
You just
left the hoard behind?

It's nice that she got a loving husband and all, but he clearly rolled low on wisdom.

>> No.19898409

>>19898375
She starts claiming things on your house while you're in your fort, like your bed, fridge and wardrobe.

>Dragon wearing your shirt while she sleeps on your bed

>>19898401
The hoard comes after she settled in!

>> No.19898413

>>19898401
You need to leave little bits of treasure around the house so she feels the accomplishment of building a treasure hoard again

>> No.19898425

>>19898359
But I want to get Wurm punched. I want her to begin raping me, resist, then get a hard loud slap (well hard for me, for her its likely just a strong caress with .001% of her strenght) that resonates through the entire cave/forest as she gets frustrated over me resisting, giving me a first hand experience of her overwhelming strenght. Then rape me silly. Then be awakened by her offering me all the hoard she stole from a bank as an apology gift. Her hiding behind the hoard and saying she is sorry for slapping me last night.

>> No.19898432
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>>19898409
That's a little bit late, every single potential looter or collector of shiny things within a hundred miles is going to hit that place after word gets around that its owner went missing.

>> No.19898433

>>19898409
>she claims your laptop
>have to show her how to operate it
>dragon superiority makes her super tsun over being taught
>she gets embarrassed when she sees your search history

>> No.19898450

>>19898425
That must be a very frustrated Wurm. I can't really imagine one behaving like that. Was she sealed away?

>> No.19898454

>>19898432
That's why you gotta protect her previous place with a spell or something, or you just hide her very well so people think she's still there.

>>19898433
I bet she'd love how comfy the bed would be, much better than sleeping on a pile of gold.

>> No.19898474

>>19898454
>cover your bed in gold coins
>give it to her
>she immediately dives in scrooge mcduck style

>> No.19898489

>>19898178
>”Where are we going? To your love nest perhaps? Ufufufufu~ GUARD ON YOUR RIGHT! What’s going to happen when we get there I wonder? DUCK!”

>> No.19898497

The best thing to do with a tsun haughty dragon is to let her walk in on you watching MERE'D.com

>> No.19898504

>>19898454
>get your honestly quite chill valleygirl Paladin-chan friend to disguise herself as the dragon and guard the hoard until you can come back
>crow-tengu shows up to the hoard wanting to steal some shinies, only to find a bored looking blonde human with hasty green face paint on reading a fashion magazine and lazily blowing bubblegum
>”Uh... you’re not a dragon”
>”Like, yeah I am. Like, ‘raaaawr’, and stuff. Get out loser.”
>crow-tengu leaves with confusion

>> No.19898518

>>19898278
I’ll keep her mouth shut by kissing her the whole way home!

>> No.19898528

>>19898504
Paladin-chan has to get a nice reward for her work

>> No.19898537

>>19898504
>weeks later arrive to the hoard finally to pick it up and move it
>the latent mamano mana of the cave and gold pile has taken its toll on former Paladin-chan
>a blonde and gold-scaled Wurm greets you, still lazily reading fashion mags and blowing gum
>”Oh, like, guess I transformed or whatever? Like, no biggie. Being a human was, like, totes boring anyway. I’m gonna like, go find a boyfriend~ and stuff~”
Well, everyone’s happy.

>> No.19898542

>>19898504
>quite chill valleygirl Paladin-chan
I take three please.

>> No.19898546

>>19898537
Why did she turned into a slut though?

>> No.19898549

>>19898504
>>19898537
Valleygil Paladin chan is really cute.

>> No.19898555

>>19898504
I don't think she'd be really considered a paladin, but she'd definitely get quite the reward for helping me kidnap the dragon.

>> No.19898567
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19898567

Would you listen to a Siren's breathy, careless whisper?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmGF66t48tY

>> No.19898572

>>19898546
She was already a friendly gyaru with wurm potential.

>> No.19898577

>>19898546
She’s not a slut, she’s just excited to find a man now that she’s a monster.
>>19898542
>>19898549
Just imagine Galko’s body in skimpy armor and a casual valley-girl accent being a bro to you and not really caring about fighting monsters (they were just handing out hero blessings and, like, the outfits were SOOO cute and stuff so like, she signed up and whatever)

>> No.19898582

i wanna pay off my financial debt to a danuki then tell her goodbye and thanks for the small loan!

>> No.19898583

>>19898528
>tell her you'll buy her a present from her magazine
>"like oh my gosh, theres this totally cool holy blade I want. Ooh and these like super cute holy water bottles too. Like theres some now robes and stuff I want too."

>> No.19898591

>>19897722
But he is strong, strong in his heart!

>> No.19898595

>>19898577
Oh my god she sounds perfect.

>> No.19898598

>>19898577
>Tell her that by becoming a monster she'll experience even greater pleasures during sex
>"Sure, sign me up. I just have to help you getting this lizard, right?"
And that's how the deal was made.

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>>19898583
You could get her a cat, too.

>> No.19898622

>>19898613
Or I could give her a catgirl

>> No.19898625

>>19898591
True. Or he grows up into a strong husband anyway. The Lilim is just a worrier.

>> No.19898633

>>19898577
>she has a heroes blessing
>since she doesn’t actually care about fighting monsters and just likes helping people, it means she’s truly just, so it’s extra potent on her
>tfw hyper-powerful valleygirl Paladin casually does amazing feats that make her a hero of her whole country
>”Like, the king keeps sending me gifts and stuff but he’s like suuuper creeper status, plus I think he’s like, married? He should like, stay in his lane and stuff, cheaters are like suuuuper turnoff for girls, f-why-I”
>she says this while holding up a Giant Boulder that was about to smash a small village with one hand while the other is reading a mag
>”Oh like, just tell me when the town is evacuated and stuff so I can like, put this big rock down”

>> No.19898652

>>19898598
Do her impressive tits get even bigger as a Wurm?

>> No.19898658

>>19898652
Her tits and ass get massive

>> No.19898666

>>19898542
>three
Anon, you’re either the cutest shota ever or Literally Chad if you want three of those bombshell beauties to fawn and dote on you.

>> No.19898677

>>19898658
What does Wurm ass looks like?

>> No.19898680

>>19898666
>Shota Chad

>> No.19898684

>>19898666
>be a huge nerd
>have three velley girl paladins living with you
>your life is basically the nagatoro manga now

>> No.19898686

>>19898633
>the Order sends her to combat the monsters
>she just casually meets up with them and shares fashion tips
>they’re shocked at how monster-like she is and respect her (plus are curiously in a paradox because her hero’s blessing is actually incredibly strong so she’d be a real challenge if she was actually hostile)

>> No.19898688

>>19898450
Every man she encountered before told her he would exlplode automatically if he touched him. The last one was just the last drop to make her snap and not give a shit. She was most pissed after finding out it was a lie.

>> No.19898689

>>19898677
Magnificent.

>> No.19898698

>>19898688
Poor Wurm

>> No.19898736

>>19898680
A dangerous combination.

>> No.19898739

>>19898666
>>19898680
>>19898684
>wake up surrounded by pink, lightly tanned and heavily bronzed softness
>it’s the three pairs of breasts of your paladin-chan wives, barely covered by thin strips of fabric
>it takes half an hour to wiggle and shove yourself out of bed, looking back at the three blonde bombshells as they stir and murmur now that their daki is out of bed
>maybe you can actually get some research done today before-
>a hand grabs your wrist and drags you back into the pile
What do they each eventually monsterize into?

>> No.19898745
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19898745

This Elf wields the powers of the Cosmic Control Rod. Try not to upset her.

>> No.19898752

>>19898739
Succubi
Rest in pieces, your dick

>> No.19898762

>>19898745
Would poking her belly button upset her?

>> No.19898770

>>19898762
That's the type of thing that will make her reverse your gravity.

>> No.19898796

>>19898689
Wurm ass have no use aside for attracting a mate and sex, they're completely useless for daily life and survival. Mother nature is a pervert.

>>19898745
This type of elf is for sexually harassing until they snap, leave you and then come back because they actually like you.

>> No.19898817

>>19898745
Would squeezing her thighs make her upset?

>> No.19898828

>>19898745
I want to rub her ears.

>> No.19898838

>>19898828
Lightly nibble her ears, that wouldn't make her upset

>> No.19898852

>>19898838
Will she be upset if I take advantage of the proximity and her being distracted by the nibbling to hold her chin and kiss her?

>> No.19898862

>>19898852
She'll be upset if you don't make out with her

>> No.19898919

>>19898739
This is heaven.
I’d rather have them all just be human for the remainder of our lives. But I can see a Lich tricking them into becoming undead because “the dead doesn’t get crows feet and wrinkles”.

>> No.19898943

>>19898919
>not letting three valley girl litches use you as a phylactery
>not letting them tease you about being connected and taking responsibility for them

>> No.19898992

>>19898943
>you trip and fall, skinning you knee
>with their emotions released, they all freak out and fawn over you because they’re worried if you’re okay

>> No.19899004

>>19898943
>Three Galko-tier pale skinned girls bossing you around the lab with their obscene bodies
>still speak like valleygirls but in complete monotone as they make you cum like a fountain between their kloah-tits and all over their faces and fat asses
Stop, my body can’t take this arousal

>> No.19899011

>>19899004
>”I like totally placed a spell on anon to give him temporary unlimited cum production.”
>”That’s like so cool. Can we like use him as a cum shower now or whatever.”
>”Omygosh like gag me with a spoon that’s like so sexy. I’m like super horny at the thought.”
>”Let’s like totally get him horny and like drown in his sticky white stuff.”

>> No.19899019

>>19899011
Fuck valley girl speak is so good.

>> No.19899020

>>19899011
Atleast they arent rabbits

>> No.19899024

>>19899020
>valley girl former paladin liches dressed in playboy bunny outfits

>> No.19899028

>>19899024
Stop. I can only get so erect.

>> No.19899032

I was going to say ‘isn’t valleygirl just gyaru’, but honestly this is a rare case of the latter being a copy of the former

>> No.19899040

>>19899032
Big American spoiled tittymonsters reign supreme

>> No.19899042

>>19899028
Then just imagine if the bunny costumers were living armor, full of tentacles constantly playing with the lich valley girls' naughty bits

>> No.19899043

>>19899024
playboy bunny outfits are meme
fight me
the only good part about them are fishnets

>> No.19899047

does majabamobanana restore a burger's foreskin?

>> No.19899057

>valleygirl liches leave behind tomes of knowledge
>instead of harboring ancient magical arcane knowledge, they’re filled with fashion advice, push-up bra tricks, gossip and ‘2002 ways to make him have the best sex of his life (#1537-#1822 will shock you!)’

>> No.19899070

So you make it to the MGE world and go on looking for your waifu species. What would you do if you find out there is a sci fi fan Lilim that loves everything about aliens and since you technically are one, heard about you and is absolutely fixed on claiming you? How would you make it to your waifu?

>> No.19899072

>>19893113
Late to the party but what

>> No.19899075

>>19899040
>tfw no Minotaur waifu with L-cups who cooks burgers on the grill while wearing an American flag bikini and cowboy hat

>> No.19899082

>>19899057
Just imagine how many fashion tips they could come up with in 1000 years

>> No.19899083

>>19899072
Scroll up and read the what happened.

>> No.19899091

>>19899075
God bless, brings a tear to my eye

>> No.19899094

>>19899070
>How would you make it to your waifu?
But anon, my waifu is already a lilim.

>> No.19899101

I personally prefer a harem of valleygirl Khepris.
Gonna be their mega-chad and have the most sexiest underkingdom in all the desert!

>> No.19899104

>>19899075
>statue of liberty crying in the background

>> No.19899119

>>19899075
Fuck yeah.
FUCK yeah!

>> No.19899134
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>Zombies
>Ghouls
>Wisps
>Redcaps
>Phantoms
>Ghosts
>Hellhounds
>Liches
>Skeletons
>even Wights apparently
>Jiangshi and Ochimusha in weeb lands

You know, for a place of the dead, graveyards sure are lively.
Monster Mash joke goes here.

>> No.19899140

>>19899104
statue of liberty golem girl when?

>> No.19899151

>>19899134
I want to monster mash dem titties.

>> No.19899157

>>19899134
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dick is hard
And those girls are too

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19899162

>>19899157
I dunno, that lich looks pretty soft to me.

>> No.19899174

>>19899162
Depends on which one have rigor mortis, zombies are definitely hard

>> No.19899186

>>19899174
Jiangshi are, at least. The rest of 'em work past it, but Jiangshi get it chronically.
Of course, any of them could be like Ochimusha who are hard in an entirely different way.

>> No.19899203

>>19899134
>Redcap
Eh? They’re the quintessential highwaymen ambushing travellers on the side of the road. Don’t tell me KC made them undead?

>> No.19899205

>>19899047
You could have a dysfunctional butchered dick and mamono mana would still turn it into your wife's dream dick given enough time.

>>19899070
No need to have a weirdo Lilim or aliens in the mix. Just have the Demon Lord be informed that someone from another dimension appeared and then she'll send one of her daughters after him.
>/fit/ seven foot tall huntress Lilim chasing after Anon thinking he might be a threat to monsters
>Meanwhile he's just cluelessly wandering around in search for a loli Wight to marry

>> No.19899213

>>19899140
Liberty Prime automaton girl when?

>> No.19899216

>>19899203
They aren't. They're goblins/demihumans.

>> No.19899221

>>19899203
Nah they're not undead, but their common habitats do include graveyards. Same for Hellhounds.

>> No.19899237

i bet ropurotto's cunny is all sticky like a mucus toad's!

>> No.19899238

>>19899237
delet this

>> No.19899244

>>19899238
Whats wrong with sticky cunny?

>> No.19899245

>>19899134
I'm sure they all have different reasons for being there
>They don't even realize they can leave the graveyard
>They feel too at home there to go outside
>They find it a very comfy place and enjoy relaxing there
>They think hanging out there makes them cool
>They just stay there because that's what their kind does
>Their dream scenario for meeting their husband involves a graveyard

>> No.19899247

>>19899244
It is highly erotic and therefore improper. Especially for a little girl.

>> No.19899248

>>19899245
>>Their dream scenario for meeting their husband involves a graveyard
Found the Phantom.

>> No.19899251

>>19899237
>>19899244
Stop saying cunny anon.

>> No.19899252

>>19899205
What will she do after she catches him?

>> No.19899256
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19899256

>>19899247
All according to plan?

>> No.19899267
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19899267

>>19899237
>>19899247
Ropurotto is anything but a proper little girl.
She's the lewdest goat-dog the world has ever seen and could probably make a Dark Priest blush with how wild she can get. Don't forget how badly she wants children.

>> No.19899270

>>19899252
Bring him to the DL, interrogate him and then release him with some help to let him find his wife.
With how carefree monster girls are when it comes to offense I doubt they'd bother investigating him further if he poses no threat.

>> No.19899271

>>19899267
gonna breed her!

>> No.19899278

>>19899267
I want to get cornered by the pack.

>> No.19899283

>>19899270
Wouldnt the Lilim take him for herself?

>> No.19899287

>>19899278
i wanna dive into the pack for puppy cuddles only for it to turn very lewd as the forest changes from giggles to wet slapping noises!

>> No.19899289

>>19899256
I don’t like lolis, but Familiars are cheating.
I’d love to have a oppai loli Familiar to date on and teach my cooking skills to.

>> No.19899290

>>19899267
Ropurotto might crawl around with her panties soaked like a bitch in heat but she probably puts every man who approaches her through some difficult test and will only breed with the first one who beats it.
It might be as simple as a tug of war or it could be an elaborate quest to fetch the legendary bone the buried somewhere very dangerous.

>> No.19899291

>>19899267
I want to put fat dildos in all her holes and lead her around in public on a clit leash!

>> No.19899296

>>19899075
Whoever marries her is one lucky bastard.
Are her daughterus as stacked and as patriotic as her?

>> No.19899309

>>19897757
Well I have those but they are actually useful though

>> No.19899311

>>19899290
I think the thing with all of the new baphomets is that any men in proximity tend to get taken by one of the witches or other followers well before they even realize there’s a baphomet.

>> No.19899315

>>19895593
well at least Alps get hot eventually r-right?

>> No.19899318

>>19899311
The classic ryu/shirohebi conundrum.

>> No.19899321

>>19897689
A shota loving baphomet maybey, their thing is about being with older men right?

>> No.19899332 [SPOILER] 
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19899332

>>19899311
Well not all of them.

>> No.19899334

>>19893048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lz157PEqDNY

>> No.19899338
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19899338

>>19899321
They like having a "big brother," but older by how much is never really specified. It's mostly that relationship style of being doted on that they like moreso than a strict age difference.
>a baphomet for which the "big" in "big brother" refers instead to what he's packing

>> No.19899342

>>19899311
>Mage anon finds a flyer for Shirokuto's Sabbath
>He goes in intent to marry her and reach new heights of magic prowess with her
>He ends up becoming the familiar of some pudgy Witch who only ever practices pointless alchemy
>His days now consists of giving her mana and tasting all the materials she turned into food with her alchemy

>> No.19899347

>>19899338
So to be ashamed. She would secretly want to be the older?

>> No.19899353

>>19899338
>size queen bapho
That's just perfect. I want her to mamonoba my dick into a 12 ft monster and watch her nuzzle it against her cheek.

>> No.19899364

>>19899347
Makes sense, though I suppose Kuroferuru's Sabbath is already kinda an oddity along those lines? They're lolidom-focused aren't they?
It doesn't seem like too far of a stretch.

>> No.19899376

>>19899364
Level drain does run counter to the strong older brother thing.

>> No.19899384

>>19899364
They're Druella's extremist group. There is nothing inherently femdom about them. Momonika's group has Manticores.

>> No.19899394
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19899394

Got a new commission of my waifu and daughteru today. Just a bit of illustrated speculation on what their outfits might look like if they had superpowers.

It took quite awhile form initial contact to completion, but I am quite happy with the result.

>> No.19899395

>>19898409
>She starts blushing as she announces that it's time to claim the last piece of treasure to complete her new hoard
>She stutters that it's you

>> No.19899400

>>19899237
I bet it's so sticky and tight that as you pull back it pulls back with you, maybe even seeing a bit of pink, because of its grip on your dick is just too good!

>> No.19899409

>>19899394
Neat, but why though?

>> No.19899415

>>19899384
>Nothing femdom
>When the extremists faction will literally drain your strength to stop you from adventuring and getting hurt, so they can dote on you all they like.

>> No.19899417

>>19899394
Damn KDF, that's really cute. Loving the genki pose for daughter's making and the wife's confidence is nice too.
Who's the artist for this one? I almost want to guess it's jadenkaiba but I'm not sure.

>> No.19899418

>>19899394
>latex
of course.

>> No.19899420

>>19899353
>watching her strive to take the entirety of your length in one go
>she's doing her damndest to not pass out from pleasure, eyes rolling back at times
>as far as she's concerned, if she can't see an outline of your dick in her belly it barely even counts
Damn, I never really considered this before and I don't know why. It's fucking great.

>> No.19899431

>>19899364
Imagine visiting Kuroferuru's Sabbath to look at their ancient artifacts and the first thing you see upon entering is a loli Demon having the time of life level draining her onii-chan, a Witch sitting on her onii-chan's face switch using her feet to play with his dick, and a Succubus making her onii-chan's lick her pussy as she headpats him.
I'd leave before attracting any attention.

>> No.19899435

>>19899409
Because I think of super scenarios about as much as I do the regular comfy and/or sexual ones.

>>19899417
https://www.deviantart.com/doctorzexxck
They're fairly expensive and I ended up paying a bit extra for specificity on the outfits and like I said the work time was quite long, but the art quality is really fantastic.

>> No.19899437

>>19899384
>loli manticore
yes

>> No.19899442

>>19899435
When do you plan to neck yourself?

>> No.19899443

>>19899420
>those pleased sequels of delight with each thrust
>the way she calls you a stud and demands more when you grab her hips and go full throttle
>by the time it's over she's barely conscious with a lewd torogao expression but happy and satisfied
Being a "big" brother is a great fantasy.

>> No.19899444

>>19899415
Isn't that just threadcannon? We know demons see humans as weak/vulnerable and in need of protection, but we don't have anything that I'm aware of about the extremist wanting to stop people from adventuring (well devils will spoil people into slothfulness but that's more a devil thing than a extremist thing). Seems more likely they would demand such humans have strong monster companions.

>> No.19899446

>>19899321
It's more about the man being the sort who will dote on them all day long.
Shirokuto and Kuroferuru are typical lolibabas who may pursue a different relationship and Grelia most likely just wants a reliable assistant who won't turn everything into an excuse for sex.

>> No.19899447

>>19899394
Okay, so assuming each of them represents 2 colors each on that insignia on their chests there, the math doesn't add up. Where are red and blue?

>> No.19899451

>>19899444
Well, we don't know that they'd try to get them to stop adventuring or whatever, but we do know that they have a level drain ability.
What purpose they use it for, I don't think we know.

>> No.19899459

>>19899435
>that succubus miku in his gallery
God damn.
But yeah those prices are a big on the high side but it turned out well.

>> No.19899460

>>19899442
Only if I get a terminal disease or something anon.

>>19899447
>Where are red and blue?
Let's just say I'm still not comfortable getting art of myself anon. I already feel like I'm pushing the donutsteel line a little bit with this one.

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19899462

>>19899451
Just join the pack and adventure with your puppy in nature!

>> No.19899467

>>19899415
You claim femdom makes them unique when other groups like Momonika's is full of Thunderbirds an Manticores. You're acting like level drain is their whole purpose. They are the extremist faction trying to convert the world under druella. That is what makes them different not that only they can dom a man. Any Sabbath can have femdom types or be into that.

>> No.19899468

How exactly do you spoil a Titania? Playing games of hide and seek? Listening intently at storytime? Surprising her with home made cookies that clearly aren't as good as hers but she can tell a lot of heart went into them?

>> No.19899471
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19899471

>>19899437
Sabbathcores are good girls.

>> No.19899472

>>19899394
your wife has fat thighs.

>> No.19899473

>>19899462
Remember that cute puppers deserve cute litters stretching out their womb

>> No.19899477

>>19899460
>Let's just say I'm still not comfortable getting art of myself anon. I already feel like I'm pushing the donutsteel line a little bit with this one.
Called it. You probably made the right call too.

>> No.19899480

>>19899471
>>19899437
Did anyone save the loli gyaru Manticore that was posted not so long ago?
Gyaru lolicores are for making you beg for mercy after they make you cum in their extra-tight tail pussy for the 12th time.

>> No.19899481
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19899481

Is it me is the breast jiggle is a bit weird?

>> No.19899487

>>19899481
too wiggly

>> No.19899488
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19899488

>>19899473
I would never neglect her womb.

>> No.19899493

>>19899481
It looks more like jelly slapping that is more appropriate for ass movement.

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19899495

>>19899420
>>19899443
That said, take care about jamming a monster like that into the supposedly best pussy.
If you aren't prepared, you might find that she's not the only one who's barely conscious by the end of it.
But the good news is there's no such thing as cumming too soon when it comes to monsters. Only extra rounds.

>> No.19899498

>>19899431
I'd like to visit and research their runes, tattoos and more section and observe the processes start to finish.

>> No.19899499

>>19899481
I think you got too used to fake tits commonly used in western pornographic, as an oncologist I can tell you that breasts do jiggle like jelly from certain size

>> No.19899500

>>19899480
>loli gyaru Manticore
What? When did this happen and why did I miss it?
I need that in my life right now.

>> No.19899513

>>19899481
>I find the wings flapping erotic
what the fuck did you guys do to me?
the hips and thighs are nice too

>> No.19899515
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19899515

>>19899480
?

>> No.19899518

>>19899481
You’ve never seen a stripper do the mardi-gras shake? It’s surprisingly accurate for that size. Titties are jiggly man.

>> No.19899526

>>19899480
This one?
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=64389089
>>19899495
Falling on top of her and giving her a huge hug at the end of it before drifting off to sleep isn't the worst of fates.
And lots of cum inside the loligoat too. Would fill her up enough to look like an early term pregnancy.

>> No.19899532

>>19899481
Morrigan is a terrible girl.

>> No.19899537

>>19899532
Terribly sexy that is.

>> No.19899540

>>19899513
Any monster worth her salt can accentuate her appeal by moving her monstrous parts.

>> No.19899543

>>19899515
I’M NOT A LOLICON I SWEAR!!!

>> No.19899548
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19899548

>>19899498
You'd probably see some messed up stuff like armpit pleasure runes, ass tattoos that enhance spanking pleasure, an innocent Witch getting turned into a hopeless kiss-slut after getting a pleasure rune covering her entire tongue, etc...

>>19899515
>>19899526
This one yes, thanks a lot.
More recently we got pic related too.

>> No.19899550

>>19899532
Morrigan has her faults but I can't hate her, she was one of the first characters to really get me into monster girls. Albeit it seems like only one in ten artists actually draw her all that well.

>> No.19899555

>>19899515
>>19899471
Is her tail even big enough to fit it in?

>> No.19899557

>>19899548
Stop it!!! I can’t jerk off to lolis! Even if they’re all tanned, and wearing fishnet body stockings, and practically begging to take you to a love hotel!

>> No.19899558
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19899558

>>19899543

>> No.19899559

>>19899543
Mea culpa

>> No.19899560

>>19897687
That sounds wonderful, I'll take her to the best restaurant in town.
That's when I take her back to my place and cook her dinner

>> No.19899563

I'm not a lolicon , I just like goats.

>> No.19899566

>>19899555
Monsters stretch.

>> No.19899575

All this talk about Gyarus and Valley girls got me thinking about a gyaru Titania who all takes care of all her gyaru Fairy sisters.

>> No.19899576

>>19899563
A Baphocon?

>> No.19899580

>>19899558
Jokes on you! I can only get it hard for gyaru lolis! There’s no gyaru Baphomet!

>> No.19899584

>>19899548
I'm still trying to figure out which drawfag made that.
Did they ever namedrop their pixiv on here?

>> No.19899586

>>19899580
>There’s no gyaru Baphomet!
One's the leader of an entire chapter of the Sabbath dude.

>> No.19899587

>>19899575
It got me thinking about a valley girl Kikimora who is lazy and tsundere, and would rather lay around and play on her phone all day.

>> No.19899588

>>19899563
I'm just a Baphocon like >>19899576 said. How any man is meant to resist those goats I'll never know.

>> No.19899593

>>19899580
Anon...

>> No.19899594
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19899594

>>19899580
What?

>> No.19899595

>>19899557
What about a pure gyaru loli who dresses that way because it looks cute? Won't you at least help her out when she comes to you hot, bothered and flushing as she tells you that her tummy feels very weird when she looks at you?

>>19899580
>Forgetting about best Baphomet
You need to repent.

>> No.19899597

>>19899588
i'm incapable of resisting anything from runya or ropu sabbath

>> No.19899603

Sabbath hellhounds

>> No.19899605

>>19899394
That's cute this time.

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19899606

>>19899597
Runya's sabbath is great, but how are they supposed to compete with those horny bitches?

>> No.19899608

>>19899603
would they be in ropu's? i want a loli hecker to break me.

>> No.19899609

Could a man even be a hero of justice in MGEland?

>> No.19899614

>>19899597
Ropu is playing unfair I tell you. I want to bend her over, spank her and mate like animals in heat until morning.
>>19899603
>ropu sabbath hellhounds
Oh no.

>> No.19899615

>>19899584
No and I never will

>> No.19899617

>>19899606
by being cute dorks!

>> No.19899618

>>19899614
Funny you say that anon... she wants you to do just that.

>> No.19899620

>>19899575
I just want a gyaru/valleygirl with a Galko’s Older Sister tier body to be my special girl
Any species, I don’t care

>> No.19899623

>>19899608
Any beastman type can join Ropurotto's Sabbath but I could also see them in Momonika's sabbath since it says any fun loving monster.

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19899625

>>19899603
>tfw I will never get level drained by a Kuro-Sabbath hellhound

>> No.19899627

>>19899609
The Demon Lord's husband is pretty much the biggest example of that in the setting. And that's probably what most heroes and knights aspire to, only half of them are in the Order and mistakenly believe monstergirls are actually dangerous and eat people, and the other half are having adventures that don't really have all that much to do with justice and usually end with them getting hooked to a monstergirl.

>> No.19899631

Does kuro's sabbath have anything notable besides serving druella?
What does kuro herself act like?
I think they're the least popular.

>> No.19899637

>>19899609
Heros who end up married to monsterized (light) Valkyries still continue to travel to right the wrongs of the world, they help out monsters just as well as humans.

>> No.19899639

>>19899631
http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1583&sid=d2d65a15830a989a7ce9ac3a6749cb59

>> No.19899641
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19899641

>>19899609
Have you not read the valkyrie's profile?

>Also, along with the valkyrie, heroes raised by demonically corrupted power become more honest about their own “desires.” Regardless of their position as servants of god, loyalty to god and the church, and the presumption that god is justice and monsters are evil, they start to act according to their own personal sense of justice and noble spirit. They end up becoming “heroes” that aid the weak, whether human or monster, and crush evil.

Not to mention the heroes guided by echidna mentors.

>> No.19899646

>>19899623
i would instantly lose to her as she runs up to me with a smile to get headpats and impregnated

>> No.19899647

>>19899609
>>19899637
>>19899641
Doesn't even have to be a valkyrie. You could bond with a living armor and become a fucking sentai hero. There's lots of opportunities for heroic shenanigans in mge.

>> No.19899654

>>19899618
That's why she's perfect. I want to try raging mushroom vs beast boost with her.
>>19899631
Nymphomancy specialists and they're my joint favourite.

>> No.19899656

Reminder to all of you degenerates here: LOLI’S ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL
You protect them, guide them in their lives, help them with their homework, and protect their smiles.

>> No.19899657

>>19899603
>Sabbath Hellhound jumps out of the forest brush and blocks your path
>Sitting on all fours with her tail wagging
>You've heard about these beasts but she seems way to cute to be dangerous
>"Awwhh, aren't you a cute puppy"
>Her grin widens
>"You hungry little pup?"
>She nods as her tail wags faster
>"Here just let me reach in to my pocket and get you somethi-"
>She took your offer for food as an invitation to get in to your pants and before you know it she's already floored you with her prodigious strength
>"N-no thats not what I meant, uh bad dog, s-stop! Can you even understand me?!?"
>"Yep, you said food, I'm hungry. I want food, lots of food oni-chan, oni-chan has lots of food, food, food!"
>She goes down on you and gives you the fastest, sloppiest blowjob of your life
>After finishing you off she jumps up, bites the legs of your pants, and begins dragging you off to her cave
>Drops you into the cavern entrance before pouncing on you again
>"More! More! Oni-chan I want more!"

Be careful about petting strange animals in the woods guys

>> No.19899659

>>19899637
>>19899641
I truly think being an honest hero of the common people with a monsterized yet still Light Valkyrie is my best ending.
Savin people, visiting exotic places, making friends, being important, and most of all having a sexy muscular babe that’s dtf 24/7 while also being a fantastic battle-Sister by my side at all times, it’s just everything I could ever want.

>> No.19899665

>>19899657
That’s why you always carry a spray bottle with water in it.

>> No.19899667

>>19899631
>The representative baphomet “Kuroferuru” is such an outstanding expert in nymphomancy that she has been granted the title of “black goat” by “Bapho-sama” of the mamono lord's army. We can say that she and her twin, “the white goat”, are two of Sabbath's biggest leaders.

Its notable too just how incredibly different she is from her (presumably fraternal) twin sister Shirokuto. Other than being very powerful the two have almost nothing in common.

One can only imagine what family reunions and high level Sabbath meetings between the two are like.

>> No.19899668

>>19899587
>Oh, hey, dude! Or, uh, Master, I guess? Yeah, dudemaster, check it out!
>It's this super awesome app I found for my phone! It's kinda like those games you tried to show me, but, like, actually really fun!
>What? Yeah yeah, the floor and the clothes and whatever. Chill out, I'll get to it.
>So like, you play as this purple blob thing, honestly kinda gross, but as you collect all these dustbunnies you get all these super ka-yuuuute maid outfits and stuff. Super frilly and fluffy and stuff, and hairstyles and all that cool junk!
>Wanna see? I've got my girl up to a level 16 meido, all my friends are super jealous. Pret-ty cool, huh dude?

>> No.19899670

>>19899665
That just gets you a steamy sauna if hellhound are involved.

>> No.19899672
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19899672

Echidnas are for keeping constantly impregnated with twins or more

>> No.19899673

>>19899668
That’s more Orange County than Valleygirl, but still cute.

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19899676

>>19899540
and using them

>> No.19899677

>>19899668
Keikaku doori, Shoggy...

>> No.19899678

>>19899670
>tail wagging intensifies

>> No.19899679

>>19899603
Humping to establish dominance.

>> No.19899690

>>19899667
>One can only imagine what family reunions and high level Sabbath meetings between the two are like.

>Runya and Grelia get along well with each other, discussing damn near anything. Grelia enjoys not having to worry about work for a while.
>Momonika and Marune also get along surprisingly well, although most of Momonika's lewd innuendos fly right over Marune's head
>Kuro and Shiro giving each other the cold shoulder, occasionally staring daggers at the other
>Ropurotto is not even paying attention at all and is receiving belly rubs from onii-chan

>> No.19899691

>>19899641
>>19899637
But Valkyries turn to darkness! Heroes of justice can't be fraternizing with that kind of company.

>> No.19899694

>>19899676
Ah yes, the fabled "wing-assisted handjob."

>> No.19899699

>>19899691
They can stay normal even if monsterized if they truly believe that them fucking you is to help you develop as a hero and not just because they want some D.

>> No.19899700

>>19899691
>But Valkyries turn to darkness!
Only in a very certain circumstance. Given how fast monsterization often is, I wouldn't be surprised if most become fully monsterized before they even have a chance to become a dark valkyrie, and thus never turn dark.

>> No.19899703

>>19899690
I never thought of ropu sitting at a table. She would make a good lapdog provided she's got your dick to sit on.

>> No.19899705

>>19899690
I’d love to see their husbands hanging out in the hotel bar while their wives are talking together.

>> No.19899708

>>19899656
the best way to protect a smile is to occupy the space with your dick

>> No.19899719

>>19899699
More precisely they have to become fully monsters before they realize the voice in their head was their own desires. Once they are fully monsters they can safely realize its their own desire without becoming dark valkyries.

>> No.19899721

>>19899657
i need this

>> No.19899726

>>19899676
Too bad that scene is like sticking your dick on a warmer-than-normal shower curtain.

>> No.19899727
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19899727

>>19899708
I'm pretty sure a dick in various other places will also produce a smile. Maybe even a double peace sign.

>> No.19899729

>>19899647
>tfw you and your four best friends stumble upon a family of Living Armors and become a full Sentai team

>> No.19899731

>>19899719
>”Hero... you ever think maybe I’m not being ordered around by god and just really like fucking you?”
>”...yeah, honestly babe I figured you knew that for years.”
>”Huh! Well... alright then!”
>”You need a minute?”
>”No, no I’m fine. Just wonder what took me so long. Let’s hit the road, love!”

>> No.19899747

>>19899726
I somehow think a wing membrane feels rather different from a shower curtain.

Course the only creatures living in the real world now with wing membranes are bats (and I suppose you could count those gliding lizards), and I've never been able to touch either, so I can't really compare them.

>> No.19899751 [SPOILER] 
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19899751

Baphos and their followers are cute and all, but the Sabbath is something that should be completely eradicated.
Adult, large-breasted MGs shall rule the world!

>> No.19899755

>>19899731
>"Wait, you though God was telling you to fuck me all these years?"
>"...Yes?"
>laugh a bit and ruffle her gold hair
>"You're so cute sometimes, Eir"
>"D-don't tease me!"

>> No.19899756

>>19899747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=basednQCpGMz8

>> No.19899757

>>19899726
That means you can stick your dick on a warm shower curtain and imagine getting a wingjob from a qt dragon girl

>> No.19899758

>>19899690
>Undead Baphomet discussing with winter Baphomet about ways to make cuddles more enjoyable
>Martial art Baphomet sparring with Knight Baphomet because she wants to prove weapons are useless
>Eros Baphomet giving a passionate monologue about love to Fallen God Baphomet
>The two biggest desert Sabbath branches' Baphomets are at it again arguing over who is the true ruler of the sands

>> No.19899760

>>19899751
Is it wrong to list 'No maximum' as a breast size preference on a monster girl dating site?

>> No.19899764

>>19899747
Bat wings are covered in sensory receptors, so even if you don't feel it she will.

>> No.19899767

>>19899760
Of course not. The bigger they are, the better!

>> No.19899771

>>19899755
>ruffle a 7 foot tall battleangel that looks like she could bench a truck and can actually bench a tank due to magical power
>she just cutely pouts
This is why Valks are most adorable.

>> No.19899781

>>19899767
Sweet.
Because I'm putting that and checking both muscle and pudge

>> No.19899782

>>19899672
That's basically your duty to mankind and the monster lord if you marry one.

>> No.19899788

>>19899394
Good one there KDF.

>> No.19899813

>>19899451
What is level drain anyway?

>> No.19899832

>>19899760
This is how you attract weirdo cows who never ventured out of their home because they think they are freaks with breasts that are much too big.
Expect a lot of stuttering, poor social skills, cup sizes in the latter half of the alphabet and very low self esteem.

>> No.19899834

>>19899813
In rpgs like D&D and such, level drain is a spell possesed by many undead, demonic, and other such creatures and people. It's exactly what it sounds like, it literally takes levels away from you to weaken you.

>> No.19899836

>>19899813
A spell from the world guide. Nobody really knows what it does as it hasn't been translated.

>> No.19899839

>>19899771
All battle scarred girls are best. Even your Siberian Jinko P.E. Teacher who wears that eyepatch and doesn’t like to talk about her past.

>> No.19899852

is there an incorrect way to threat MGs?

>> No.19899853

>>19899832
I'm fine with that.
They'd be cute, buff or chubby.

>>19899839
>Tiffany, hurry up! You would never be making it on the fields of war!

>> No.19899855

>>19899668
That's super cute, but now where's the stern and studious Shog who motivates and pushes mastah to be his best?

>> No.19899873

>>19899771
>you've literally seen her KO a dozen soldiers at once with a single swing of your sword
>you should be more respectful and afraid of her
>except whenever you tease her she just blushes and starts stuttering like a virginal farmgirl
>one time you teased her too much and she pushed you too the ground and buried her blushing face in your chest, telling you to stop

>>19899839
Is she in need of a drinking buddy? Because I'd love to just sit in silence with her while she ruminates.

>> No.19899876

>>19899751
this
bonus points if they are evil, big tiddie evil older women are the best

>> No.19899890

>>19899852
Don’t threaten them with dick, they’ll never be intimidated

>> No.19899901

>>19899890
What if i'm hung like a horse, and I flop it onto a small monstergirls face?

>> No.19899903

I know of all the drama Yandere Simulator caused in the chans. But I just could not resist seeing Midori Gurin as a Wurm and commissioned art of her as one. I dont want to make you guys uneasy or cause a shitstorm, which is why I ask you beforehand. Do you guys want me to post the art here when its done, or not?

>> No.19899906

>>19899431
>I'd leave before attracting any attention.
Showing up at all means it's already too late, anon. The best you can hope for is that Kuroferuru is the one to level drain you.

>> No.19899908

>>19899901
It's like putting a slice of pizza in front of a skinny dude who just finished eating a full meal. You might not think it'll fit but he's going to prove you wrong.

>> No.19899909

>>19899903
Sure, we've seen worse.

>> No.19899910

>>19899873
Cute cute cute cute cuuuute.
>get out of a fierce battle and approach her
>she’s cleaning her spear before turning to look at you
>”Well done, hero. They won’t be harming anyone now thaAAAHHH!”
>she suddenly squeals like a little girl and covers her eyes with her fingers when she looks at you
>turns out one bandit got a lucky cut that grazed your armor, but left your underwear exposed in front from cutting away the cloth
>”Y-y-y-your p-p-p-p-!!!”
>steam is practically rising off her blushing face, but she can’t turn away as she kyaas and panics

>> No.19899911

>>19899853
>Two tit monster cows come knocking to your door
>One is buff because she tried to reduce her huge rack's size by lifting after hearing muscled human girls have smaller breasts
>The other is chubby because the only thing that makes her forget about her humongous breasts is snacking while watching magical girl shows
Milking them will be quite the daily exercise.

>> No.19899913

>>19899903
Might as well, it could cause a stir with one or two people but I'm sure others will appreciate a cute wurm. Besides I've commissioned worse.

>> No.19899918

>>19899903
YanDev is literally an irrelevant nobody like 99% of the Discordniggers.

>> No.19899919

>>19899911
That's a funny way of saying the best.
Lifting with one, giving the other snacks

>> No.19899926

>>19899918
Whoa you sound personally irritated by those people to a level that nobody else is invested.

>> No.19899930

>>19899910
>you realize it might be a problem for you to go around with your nether region more exposed
>there's only one solution
>convince her she's going to have to piggyback you all the way back home, so her body hides your nethers from prying eyes
>she turns redder than an Oni, but knows it's the best choice
>all the way home you can feel the heat of embarrassment and arousal coming off of her as your barely-covered dick is pressed into her back
>you try talking to her but she's stuttering so much you'd swear there was an earthquake going on

>> No.19899932

>>19899918
>bringing up discord out of nowhere
Rent free.

>> No.19899945

>>19899932
>>19899926
Fuck off back to where you came from.

>> No.19899947

>>19899945
Guess I'll do a 360 and sit back down.

>> No.19899956

>>19899930
It’s gonna be interesting seeing how she reacts when we get home and all the bumping and smelling her hair from the walk back has made the problem much more ‘prominent’
I wonder how she’d react if I suggest we share a bath. You know, to save on water.

>> No.19899963

>>19899903
Please dont post it. I get offended at Yansim content and don't want to see this posted here. Besides there is nothing that a Wurm and Midori have alike, aside of being green haired and very dumb. No one wants to see it.

>> No.19899964

>>19899945
But this is the only monster girl place I visit, it's just that I found it funny that you bring them up out of nowhere yet call them irrelevant in the exact same post.

>> No.19899968

>>19899853
>>19899873
She needs a drinking buddy, a shoulder to cry on, and a rock for when she has flashbacks of the civil war that took her mother.

>> No.19899973

>>19899906
Don't you risk going all the way to lv1 if not negative lv if such a powerful monster girl drains you? Then she'll have an excuse to spend all day having sex with you as that amounts to grinding xp.

>> No.19899982

>>19899973
It hasn't been translated. Anything other than the name and the picture is just thread canon. It most likely isn't literal levels since they haven't been mentioned before.

>> No.19900005

>>19899956
>you suggest sharing a bath
>she goes super red and says it's not proper
>tell her you only want to save water (plus it's so hard to get it warm in the first place it's just quicker this way)
>she relents, but insists that you can't look at each other
>you agree, but it all falls apart in the bath
>you realize with another person there it'd be easier to wash each others backs
>you turn around to wash her back
>just as she was turning around to sneak a glance at you
>her whole body flushes red and she explodes into stammering
>"Th-this isn't, I-i wasn't, y-y-you"
>remembers her breasts are on full display and turns around with a girlish scream
>you start washing her back and you could swear she jumped three feet when you touched her
>when you're done you get her to wash your back
>her hands are shaking so violently your teeth start chattering in your head
>her sweet hibiscus-smelling breath is hot and heavy on the back of your neck

>> No.19900059

>>19900005
>between washing the feathers of her surprisingly soft wings and feeling her hands and breath on you, it makes you extra relaxed (and even more erect)
>without thinking, you lean back into her, and she can do nothing to protest as she’s so stammery that she can’t even form words
>your head presses back against her full breasts on top of her powerful chest, and you close your eyes and sigh contentedly
>meanwhile, you strangely hear a sound like a tea-kettle going off
>since you leaned back, she can now stare down your front
>her eyes gaze over your resting face, your bare chest, exposed abdomen, and just below the water, your...
>it’s at that moment she suddenly stops shaking, the blushing calms, and even her hands are steady
>you squint up wondering what’s going on, only to see her blankly staring off into space, smiling and softly talking to herself
>”Yes... You have shown me... I will, then, by your blessing... the way is clear...”
>you’re about to speak up when suddenly one of her powerful arms slides in front of you, reaches down, and with firm resolve, starts stroking your dick in confident strides
>before YOU can protest, she leans her head down and whispers in your ear in a dreamy voice
>”Shhh, relax, hero... I have received my lord’s blessing for this act. Please, close your eyes and let my hands bring you release. You may release as much and for as long as you desire, so please, let me be your vessel~”

>> No.19900098

>>19899641
>Also, along with the valkyrie, heroes raised by demonically corrupted power become more honest about their own “desires.”
This seems dumb. A hero who is a hero would do this in the first place.

>> No.19900107

>>19900059
>You start to try to nuzzle and suckle at her breasts. At first she blocks them, her four wings folded about herself like feathery clothing, but she doesn't resist or protest as you push them aside while steadily kneading and sucking at her chest. Indeed once you gain access you can feel her upper pair of wings fold around the back of your head and encouragingly press you into her flesh more strongly. Her lower wings protecting her privates soon do the same.

>> No.19900114

>>19900098
Well if you're starting with a non-monsterized valkyrie then you're going to be an Order-aligned hero (as non-monsterized valkyries serve the chief deity), and ergo believe (or at least think you're supposed to believe) that monsters are evil, sexual desire is wrong, etc.

>> No.19900120

>>19900059
>it feels amazing and you very quickly get to release
>but you still want more
>"I don't supposed God gave you permission to do more?"
>She blushes but maintains the rest of her calm demeanor
>You press the advantage and turn around to face her, planting your lips on hers
>you reach a hand down and behind her and pull her up onto your lap, lowering her onto your manhood
>your mouth over hers stifles her moans, but you can feel her shudder and twitch
>her both wrap your arms around each other, and her legs lock themselves around you
>you make slow and tender love until the bath water has started to go cold
>you each climax several times before finally leaving the water and collapsing in a heap of towels on the floor, wet, tired, and deeply in love
>you can hear her muttering a short prayer of thanks to the lord
>you help dry each other off, especially you helping to get those hard to reach spots on her wings
>you brush and do up her hair, then bring her to your bed
>you drift asleep in each others arms

>> No.19900127

>>19900098
You don't have to be honest with yourself to be a hero. In fact I'd say selflessness is a defining characteristic of heroism.

>> No.19900191

>>19892287
Well we have to take in count that just because it happens, does not mean its a pleasant experience. We have to take in count, which kind of men go there? Certainly not men living or raised in mamono realms, as the love of MGs would nip these tendencies in the bud. The answer is then guys that have Order culture. Yes, we know monster girls never harm and torture, but they dont! If the Order is like Catholocism, they threaten people with going to hell 24/7 and tell them how horrible it is. And just because monster girls dont torture there, does not mean they can't pretend they do, like Manticores pretending to eat flesh.

The experience of actually being sentenced to hell, by beings you have been taught are literal demons who murder and eat people alive, and actually being in a hell themed place, has to be extremely traumatic. Yes, eventually all these guys no matter what they did will crap their pants, kneel and repent of everything they did, upon which he will be reformed via rough rape and married. But the lead up before that might not be at all pleasant. They will never actually claw you into sushi and will never actually hit you with a non mamono silver made spiked bat, but just the mere thought and prospect of thinking they will, will make any bad guy scream in horror. The moans of pleasure from the guys being reformed might also be made to somehow sound like agony screams, for added shock impact to newcomers.

>> No.19900205

I want to squeeze my Kiki daughter's cheeks together and then cum all over her little face.

>> No.19900206

The threads almost over, confess your sins!
Or not, I don’t care, I’m just some dude on the internet.

>> No.19900210

>>19900127
Agreed!

GAHAHAHAHA!!!

>> No.19900218

>>19900210
faggot.

>> No.19900221

>>19900206
i would even accept a sith in my cat harem

>> No.19900223

>>19899394
Is your wife on her tippy toes or are those just her feet? I sort of expected you to be into that, and I'm a little disappointed.

>> No.19900231

>>19900206
I think that people who put monsters in harems, especially the rare ones that have trouble getting pregnant, are trash.

>> No.19900234

>>19900191
I'm pretty sure the issue people have is the idea of the truly sickest/worst of criminals getting any kind of loving from monster girls, or of ever getting to go lead a normal life. People like Albert Fish, or inflictors of genocides.

But of course we don't know if people like that are even the ones who go to this prison.

>> No.19900237

>>19900223
Yeah, she's definitely on her tippy toes anon. I don't know what you mean by 'that'.

>> No.19900242
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>>19900206
Sometimes I think about tying up a Yeti's paws so she can't hug someone that's cold right in front of her

>> No.19900261

>>19900237
Feet. It sort of changes the tone, now that I know she's on her tippy toes, she looks a lot more excited.

>> No.19900266

>>19900242
You monster.

>> No.19900271

>>19894757
Based and good taste anon. Best old-kitsune and a fucking awesome doujin.

>> No.19900276

>>19900234
Maybe these people just dont exist in MGE or if they do, they are all arrested in Order territories or killed by a monster wife when he tries to harm her husband.

>> No.19900277

>>19900261
Not particularly in to feet anon, no. I mean, I would enjoy giving the occasional paw rub to my waifu and/or daughteru especially if they were wearing latex stockings/socks, but that desire isn't nearly fetish-tier.

>> No.19900283

>>19899926
I only brought them up because they're some kind of bogeyman for stagnation. Not unlike YanDev still not finishing his fucking game and pretending to be relevant to anything when he adds hare brained new things instead of finishing the product. If anything, as per usual, the Discordniggers are just another thing people are going to blame for the threads allegedly dying when this place has been through fucking worse and will presumably continue through it.

>> No.19900293
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19900293

How much skinship would you and your amazoness share in your everyday life?
>tfw you will never be a “lap husband”

>> No.19900320

>>19900206
I listen to Girlfriend ASMR videos and I imagine that it would be her. It helps with my insomnia but it makes me want to be hit by a bus going 60.

>> No.19900343

>>19900206
What >>19900320 said.
There's some okay catgirl, foxgirl and monster girl ones out there..
>>19900231
Hello, I'm trash.

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>>19894757
>Wanting to fuck a young Kitsune that's like a hoppy, poorly malted Ale
>When you can fuck the old Kitsune who's like a sensual, finely aged Cabernet Sauvignon

>> No.19900363

>>19900206
I want to sing some Manowar songs with a Siren!

>> No.19900368

>>19900206
I really need a MG daughteru/oral slave right about now.

>> No.19900375

>>19894757
We need more from this artist. That one with the witch still does things to me.

>> No.19900378

>>19900343
Hi trash, I'm anon.

>> No.19900379

>>19900361

which monster girl is like dollar store mouthwash?

>> No.19900381

>>19900375
Be careful what you wish for when it comes to Abubu. Their art is nice but some of their fetishes are way the fuck out there.

>> No.19900382

>>19900361
If she's old and does not have a husband theres clearly something wrong with her.

>> No.19900385

>>19900206
I want to flay every single furfag that uses these to discuss their abhorrent tendencies

>> No.19900393

>>19900381
Hell, even that picture is NTR, though it's the guy that's cheating.

>> No.19900433

>>19900375
>That one with the witch still does things to me
That one rubbed me the wrong way
>witch fucks (you)
>seems impressed and it sets it up like she wants it to be something more
>(you) leave on a journey and she tells you to visit her again sometime
>on the last page she gets impregnated by some shota she's related to who didn't appear once beforehand

>> No.19900468

>>19900393
Still better than whatever the fuck Z-Ton does these days.

>> No.19900471

>>19900379
Devil Bug/Beelzebub

>> No.19900472
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>>19900379
Familiar's tend to look more like rainbow vomit to me.

>> No.19900481

>>19900468
>Still better than whatever the fuck Z-Ton does these days.
Last thing he did was a guy fucking his tomboy childhood friend. Then the local shrine maiden kidnaps him only to get slaved to his dick. Then the two girls fuck him at once on a beach.

>> No.19900486

>>19900472
Don't be like that, Anon! She'll fluff your forehead with her tail if you're a grumpy Onii-chan

>> No.19900499

>>19900468
Z-ton does art for a vanilla monster girl manga, he's gone legit with someone else doing the writing.

>> No.19900501

>>19900486
It's the same kind of shit you see with little girls toys like my little pony, so I still stand by my statement.

>> No.19900504

>>19900481
Is it translated?

>> No.19900515

>>19897801
>Dancing comes natural to Oni and demons
I want to see a loli Demon poledance.

>> No.19900538

>>19900504
The first one was last I checked

>> No.19900540

>>19900361
>>19900382
Probably spent to make years as the shrine's whore.

>>19900206
I would marry a MG who used to be a prostitute.

>> No.19900548

>>19900540
I would too

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>>19900499
>Z-ton does art for a vanilla monster girl manga
No, he's doing the LN artwork

Thomas is doing the manga

>> No.19900567

>>19900472
i want to tongue a familiar's dirty places

>> No.19900570

>>19900555
Oh right, I got mixed up there. Still nice to see them both find reliable work in the industry though.

>> No.19900574

>>19900540
i want to marry a zombie who used to be a prostitute and never knew love before she was murdered

>> No.19900577
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>>19900567

>> No.19900596

Would you an Alp or an Cait Sith?

>> No.19900600

>>19900596
Yes.

>> No.19900607

>>19900596
Fuck off.

>> No.19900612
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Imagine an owl mage lingering on her o's as she spoke.
>Whoooo are yooou?

>> No.19900613

>>19900596
yeah

>> No.19900614

>>19900600
Kill yourself furfag

>> No.19900624

>>19900612
I'd rather imagine a lamia doing the same to the letter S when ssssshe'sssss angry or arousssssed.

>> No.19900625

>>19900596
I have 0 attraction towards furries, but I also don't like men. I guess it comes down trying to fool myself that the alp was never a man. It better look really fucking feminine for it to work.

>> No.19900626

>>19900596
>>19900600
>>19900613
Eat shit faggots

>> No.19900712

>>19900596
Alps are cute, wo why not? Not a furry though, so I'd headpat Cait Siths but go no further.

>> No.19900714

>>19900612
That's actually a pretty cute verbal tic. Owl Mages have become my favorite birb.

>> No.19900727

>>19900712
caits are for being a nyahahaing roommate with your cheshire wife in the cat kingdom

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