I love the Miracle Mallet. It's so bad. And I mean bad. This thing is bad. Why need a hammer to danmaku? What's wrong with this? (grabs the regular purification rod) Huh? I don't know. I thought this was okay, using it, you know, with a ofuda. So if anything, the Miracle Mallet, it's an interesting experiment in youkai technology. But too bad they were just fuckin' jerkin' off! Like, why does it suck so bad? Well, I have one complaint, one fuckin' complaint about this mallet; It doesn't work. Now what's the most important aspect about any tool? Well, being able to fuckin' use it.