Monster Girl Thread

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This is a black goat

She fights for your penis's freedom

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>>19883104
Monster fuckers in the house tonight?

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>>19883104
>>19883114
Fuck off.

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What would be your reaction if this woman came directly to claim you?

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>>19883110
I prefer the brown goat.

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>>19883128
That's a bitch goat

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>>19883120
Please stop murdering watermelons.

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>>19883110
Too tacky.

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>>19883128
>still using the photo

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>>19883131
Watermelons should only be crushed with thighs or biceps.

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>>19883120
But Mari already has a husband.

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>>19883110
I want to lay my hands on those womb tattoos

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>>19883120
>Watermelons cleanly sliced in half
>With a garrote
uh?

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>Pear-shaped Runya sabbath Anubutt with a hime cut and glasses + loin cloth
>Goth tittymonster Owl Necromancer with a comfy Undead Kingdom forest abode
Those really make me imagine.

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>>19883120
>>19883131
What would be your reaction if that woman came directly to your house and murdered all of your watermelons?

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>>19883110
I want to be the shared toy of Kuro and Shiro.

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>>19883149
http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

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>>19883120
i'd run from anybody with a weapon

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>>19883110
>>19883128
Too petite. I don’t want a girl, I want a woman.

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I desire a brown dragon.

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>>19883161
Brown scaled or skinned?

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>>19883161
A wock?

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>>19883163
Brown-skin obviously.

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>>19883142
i want to take a puppy witch on a visit to kuro's sabbath and get her a womb tattoo!

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>>19883161
This okay?

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>>19746018

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>>19883166
Any dragon will do.

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>>19883110
The only freedom I want is the freedom to blow my load inside a Baphomet.
>>19883150
I bet you want to be level drained via cowgirl that causes Kuro's stomach to bulge while Shiro tells her to go easy on you because you're just a "boy".

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>>19883176
Kill yourself with your off topic trash.

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>>19883173
>>19883142
I want to cover a puppy witch in pleasure runes, with an extremely elaborate womb tattoo of course

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>>19883176

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>>19883157
>W-what is this!? Aren't these balloons?!
>...H-however, if this is enough for elder brother to play with...
>~Baphomet during a magic experiment with her partner~
I'm sure you can convince one of the lolibabas to experiment with the body of a woman every so often.

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>>19883176
>replying to a post from last month with an offtopic image
For what purpose?

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>>19883179
This guy's work is great.

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>>19883179
I'm in love.

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>>19883188
Why force it when I could have a girl that’s naturally like that?

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>>19883196
168 years young.

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>>19883196
>Tattoo peaking through her exposed midriff
Skank

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>>19883188
HERESY

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>>19883179
>>19883196
Why does she have a pink tattoo down near her pubic region?

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>>19883137
>Troll built like a strongfat brickhouse is happily gardening
>You ask her to pretty please do her special trick
>"Oh, I can't say no to my little sugar plum!"
>She picks up a watermelon, and another, and places them each in the crux of her forearm and bicep
>She flexes with a warm smile on, and her bulging arms easily obliterate the two fruit, exploding them into wet juicy pieces as she blushes
>"Tadaaa! Hehe!"

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>>19883218
Do the math.

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>>19883218
It means that the guy is not only her lover, but also her owner

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>>19883228
>Huge strongfat troll
I legitimately fear for my life when thinking of just how big her ass must be.

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>>19883228
Art when?

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My golem can beat up your golem from a mile away!

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>>19883281
>golem mommy gf never

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>>19883228
I want to eat out fat Troll ass while she's prone.

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>>19883296
Go find a malfunctioning Automaton.

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>>19883110
All the cute demon art honestly makes me forget they're extremist who think every man should be under mamono.

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>>19883281
I'm going to install solar panels on all that excess surface!

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[x]Touch reverse scale

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>>19883291
Give me this with a lamia

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>>19883291
She's way too heavy to do that.

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>>19883304
You say that like it's a bad thing.

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>>19883316
He's pretty strong so don't worry.

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>>19883304
That’s how they get you

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>>19883304
>"Onii-chan you're so stupid, hehe! Let me cook bweakfast for you, or you'll burn yourself!"

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>>19883314

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>>19883110
I just want to breed with the puppy Sabbath. I want to be milked dry

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>>19883304
I appreciate how fiercely territorial and protective Demons are of their men.

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>>19883304
The whole point of the extremist faction is the the sooner the whole world is converted the sooner the demon lord can make it so monsters can give birth to sons. It's a good thing.

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>>19883332
I'd rather join the kitty Sabbath.

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>>19883342
The Sabbath is for beastmen type monsters not just dogs.

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>>19883342
>Laska
Trash.

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>>19883358
Is this better?

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>>19883330
Nah

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>>19883342
I'd rather join the titty sabbath.

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>>19883382
L-lewd. I could use a couple of dragons like that, though.

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>>19883371
Yes.

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>>19883304
>who think every man should be under mamono.
They should. Human governments and politics are shit. We would be better off with mamonos. Though the fact that a real tough mamono run prison apparently exists, makes me doubt really how benevolent they would be.

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>>19883304
Not that the extremist faction is all that bad in the end. They're scary when converting entire kingdoms into Demon Realms but the protective and affectionate behavior of married Devils and Demons shows their true side.

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>>19883400
Would you rather have scum running free in the streets?

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>>19883400
Come on dude, are you kidding me? NOT having any sort of prison or way to stop seriously dangerous criminals would be way worse and would make me question their benevolence a lot more.

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>>19883408
I want to be punished by a Lilim 2bh

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>Are you my new liege?

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>>19883419
The consensus used to be that monstergirls would simply fuck criminals into behaving. With extreme psychopaths that are not interested in stop hurting people even for a MG waifu, being killed the moment they try to harm anyone.

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>>19883400
>monster girls lock up criminal scum who murder people
>how could they do something so cruel
Anon if you think that's bad you might need to re-evaluate your world view.

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>>19883431
Saber Equine?

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>>19883436
>extreme psychopaths that are not interested in stop hurting people even for a MG waifu
Was that supposed to be English?

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>>19883431
Actually, I’m with her.

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>>19883408
I think its just a different set of values. I am fundamentally and strongly opposed to any sort of retributive justice. I however agree with restorative justice and can agree with deterrant.

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>>19883436
>being killed the moment they try to harm anyone.
I don't see how that's much better than going to prison. We're opening a big can of worms though, the death penalty debate is still a thing. But I sure as hell wouldn't want to live somewhere where "just fucking kill the cunt if you think he's bad" is the rule.

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>>19883369
Yes.

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>>19883399
She's a little too big to be an imouto.

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>>19883448
Yes.

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>>19883436
Death of a human is hardly a consensus. It runs against monsters current values.

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>>19883464
Monsters aren't pansies-they will kill if no other option exists.

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>>19883471
But with their power they have many options. Last resort methods would rarely need use.

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>>19883479
So you agree with him.

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Can someone give that Blue Oni from the last thread some glasses?

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BAN ASSAULT GIRLS NOW!

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>>19883436
>With extreme psychopaths that are not interested in stop hurting people even for a MG waifu, being killed the moment they try to harm anyone.
No, that's not how monster girls work. They will mostly go about their own lives and not react with violence until them or their husband is in immediate danger and even then killing is a last resort.
Loss of human life is the one thing monster girls hate more than anything.
>>19883471
And prison is another option, that's hardly a counter argument. If they can pin down or disarm the guy he's getting locked up.

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>>19883486
/k/ pls

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>>19883458
>I don't see how that's much better than going to prison.
Reincarnation is a thing in MGE. Scum guys killed, have the chance to be reborn as good people and get a loving MG waifu.

>wouldn't want to live somewhere where "just fucking kill the cunt if you think he's bad" is the rule.
It already is and has been for quite a time. For example, this is exactly what will happen if you try to kill a Hellhound's husband.

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>>19883486
Listen, if you have to censor something in order to shitpost with it maybe don't post it in the first place. You keep doing it with your shitty heart censors and you stand out like a sore thumb.

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>>19883494
>For example, this is exactly what will happen if you try to kill a Hellhound's husband.
Please, you know full well that the scholar's dramatic wording is at play there.
> If an enemy tries to harm their male, they'll leap to his defense and attack the enemy with full hostility and ferocity, unlike how they treat their male. Even if the enemy isn't killed, they will surely witness the sight of hell.
That wording suggests he won't be killed but he'll get so much of a beating he'd wish he was.

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>>19883490
You also agreed with that guy. Prison is an option, but the guy clearly stated outright that they will kill if NO OTHER OPTION EXISTS.

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>>19883515
In the same sense that one can be hit by a meteorite, it's a possibility.

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>>19883403
>Town is being dark matter bombed and people are running in the streets
>You're in your home terrified of all thats going on
>Suddenly your door is kicked down and a frightening, albeit extremely sexy, blue skinned woman in evil looking military attire steps in on sharp-heeled legs
>She takes one look at you cowering in the corner and gasps with her hands over her mouth, speaking with a voice like oiled leather yet with utmost concern
>"Oh no! Oh sweetie don't be scared!"
>She rushes over and you panic, throwing a lamp at her as you back into a corner
>She easily deflects it with a single finger while continuing to step over, and her voice takes on an almost patronizing yet sincere tone
>"Oooh, poor thing, you're trying to defend yourself aren't you? There there, I know sweetie, I know..."
>Finally she's standing over you, and she starts twirling her finger, causing red spell-lines to manifest in a circle
>"Hold still sweetie, let Maltha-san make it all better, oooh, poor thing..."
>The spell releases, and you close your eyes expecting the worst of fates, but instead you're surrounded in a protective dome that fills you with a strange calming warmness, and your heart especially immediately slows to a relaxed pace
>She rises up and worriedly clasps her own arms under her breasts, having the unintended effect of pushing them up a bit further in her bra
>"I've heard you poor things are so frail your hearts will give out when you're too frightened, so this spell should keep that from happening. Such a poor, defenseless thing, that even your own body will betray you just from a little excitement..."
>She leans down and places a hand on your cheek
>"Maltha-san will keep you safe from yourself though~"

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>>19883497
Not him, but I use heart censors as well. Although, I only post the kinda stuff that needs censors on very rare occasions.

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>>19883517
So you admit there's a chance that just maybe, somewhere in the human race, a murderer or two might be lurking?

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Again, we dont know how prison works. Why do you have to imagine the absolute worst scenario? Guys there might just be locked up until they change their ways, and with MG guards all over, its a guarantee he will get a loving wife when he does. In short the guys might have the keys to their own cell. If some guys want to still be asses and spend there 20+ years because they dont want to stop killing people, that's on them. Or maybe it is not even a prison at all and it is just femdom Wonderland.

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>>19883515
He shouldn't have posted like he was trying to argue with the fact they don't like killing then.

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>>19883494
>For example, this is exactly what will happen if you try to kill a Hellhound's husband.
Yeah but that's self-defence. I'm talking about that "if a monstergirl thinks you would still commit serious crimes even if someone offered to be your wife she's just going to kill you" thing. That means if someone were to commit a crime, maybe even for reasons that aren't that cruel, and then you rubbed a monstergirl off in the wrong way and she just *thought* you're an evil motherfucker, she would be allowed to murder you. That system basically says "once you commit a crime, literally everyone you meet gets to decide how they deal with you". Of course, it would be very, very strange to find a monstergirl that has it out for you so hard she decides to kill you without giving you a chance, but it's still a possibility. You might just happen to run across the mamono version of Inspector Javert.

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>>19883518
This is why Demons are the best Succubus subspecies.

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>>19883521
Then use imgur or /d/, it's better than bastardizing the artist's work. I miss the days where people used to get banned for censored porn on blue boards.

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>talking about grimderp shit for no reason
You people suck.

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>>19883533
>Guys there might just be locked up until they change their ways, and with MG guards all over, its a guarantee he will get a loving wife when he does.
If he's irredeemable scum who tried to murder or ntr someone he should be forced to stay in his cell alone and watch the prison wardens happy with their husbands while he dies alone.

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>>19883545
Isn't the Yuki's presence counter productive?

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>>19883545
Shitposter who mentioned hell with no source ended up winning in the end. These talks will probably last a few more threads too at this rate.

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>>19883545
Discussing canon is better than spamming latenight art non stop that adds nothing to a discussion.

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>>19883518
Wow, that really does sound like a quintessential demon.
>"They die if their hearts get too excited?! This is why we need the extremist faction!!! They need to be saved from themselves!"

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>>19883356
This.
There's nothing stopping you from getting cat witches, loli weresheeps, and little kikis.

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>>19883553
>spamming
>non-stop
You need a serious time-out from computer usage little Timmy.

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>>19883518
>albeit extremely sexy, blue skinned woman in evil looking military attire steps in on sharp-heeled legs

Demons are the best. I want to be a demon officer's assistant

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>>19883533
>femdom Wonderland.

I hope I don't end up in such a place. That would be truly awful!

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>>19883553
Truth.

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Why can't you fuckers just stop demanding either stops. Both discussing canon and lore and posting cute pictures of monstergirls are just as related. Hell, fucking post canon and lore discussion with pictures of monstergirls attached.

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>>19883463
Hot

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>>19883518
>fills you with a strange calming warmness, and your heart especially immediately slows to a relaxed pace
What was that you were saying about free will existing?

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>>19883553
It's really weird to see LN stuff posted without context when the magic of LN is in the context.

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>>19883563
I wasn't talking about anyone specifically but you have to be kidding me if you haven't noticed the same old LN and Kurovah art posted time and time again when it adds nothing.
I like their art but they often add jack shit to the thread at this point and it's hard not to hate seeing them because of the way they're used which sucks because they're cute.

Take that post I replied to for instance, what the hell did it have to do with what he was talking about?

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>>19883120
>Why did you took so long?

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>>19883518
>"Maltha? Where are you? We've cleared this sector, moving to the church now!"
>Your fear picks right back up as what looks like a massive tarantula with a green-skinned demon for a head crashes through your front wall, knocking everything down
>The blue woman, who you think must be Maltha, makes a pouting face as she stands up, clenching her fists and stomping her feet as she turns to the tarantula-demon
>"Boreune! What are you doing, tearing down his house like that! You're going to give him a heart-invasion!"
>Heart invasion?
>"Oh! I-I'm so sorry Maltha, I didn't know!"
>The tarantula-demon bows deep before backing out of the ruined front wall
>"Just let us know when you're joining back up, I'm sorry again lieutenant!"
>The beast speeds off down the street before Maltha turns back to you with a sigh
>"Well, no use staying here now. I suppose I'll have to take you back to the infirmary myself. Up we go, sweetie!"
>With strength that you would never expect on her supermodel's body, she hefts you up in a princess carry, without any sign of strain or exertion, and calmly clacks her heels as she walks out of the building with you, just before the whole thing collapses from the lack of support
>But she seems to not have a care in the world, beaming in smile at you and occasionally sighing when her eyes meet yours while she wistfully flutters her perfect eyelashes
>"...You know, I shouldn't say this, all things considered, but you are so very cute when you're frightened, sweetie~"
>You gulp as she continues walking with you in tow, not seeing her tail curl into a heart shape behind her as she sashays away with her spoils of war

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>>19883588
I just want you to stop talking about killing people. This is not what people come to these threads for.

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>>19883588
That's a problem with the poster, not the art.
It could just as well be anyone's.

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>>19883601
It’s especially bad when it’s shit art though.

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>>19883594
This is going places. More please.

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>>19883587
Thank you, that's what I mean.
>>19883598
You missed the point entirely. I was saying that any real discussion is better than reheated images posted for the thousandth time with no context.
>>19883601
It is, it was the posting habit I was annoyed by.

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>>19883382
10/10 dragon. Would lewd.

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Non related question, how many of you guys have GF? Would you still go for her if she got monsterized?

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>>19883594
Notice how he didn't comment on how the girl part of the Ushi-Oni was attractive.
Maltha's mana has already marked him for marriage and he doesn't even consciously realize it.

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>>19883604
Only if people are interested, seems like maybe a bad time with this conversation
>>19883623
it works fast!

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>>19883611
>any real discussion is better than reheated images posted for the thousandth time with no context.
I disagree but there's not a goddamn thing I can do to stop you from turning these threads into a wankfest about murder so you do you.

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>>19883630
>so you do you
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me hard!

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>>19883594
>Infirmary is a medical tent set up by Greila's sabbath, with the titular baphomet personally attending

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>>19883548
If he is irredeemable then he is never going to want a MG wife in the first place.

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>>19883621
>Implying I’ve ever been romantically interested in another being
I like waifuism but I could never see me with another person.

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Humpty eggs got a thing.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70695715

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>>19883621
If any of use had girlfriends, we wouldn't be here in the first place.

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>>19883671
>any of use
*any of us
>>19883670
Babyfuckers out.

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The amount of weeping and gnashing of teeth over something as simple as a prison for murderous psychopaths is unreal. Are people going to get upset that monstergirls don't like psychopaths next, because that counts as a standard?

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>>19883640
Cute. I'd do it.

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>>19883630
Again, I wasn't advocating for that you dyslexic fool. I never once said I was for that either but at least discussing how monster girls would handle prisoners within the confines of canon was a step up from the same old images with no discussion or context at all.
Discussion on stuff not related to crime, prison and death would be ideal.

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Is it weird to hate the sight of yourself?

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>>19883684
>Are people going to get upset that monstergirls don't like psychopaths next, because that counts as a standard?
Some folks actually have-/monster/ rapefugees upset at the implication that monstergirls won't agree with their /pol/faggotry.

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>>19883684
>>19883697
The duality of man

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>>19883684
It seems a little manufactured.

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>>19883701
Even the most depraved of Magical Realms have to have standards.

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>>19883684
Most people didn't seem against the idea or psychos going to prison or getting the axe but were instead focused on the specifics of the whys and hows.

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>>19883703
Not him,I just don’t like how people have been bringing up for multiple threads now despite the fact there’s still no evidence to support that this is cannon

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>>19883701
>>19883703
>>19883710
What brought it up in the first place? We were enjoying fluffy owls and then all of the sudden we are talking about a thing mentioned in passing one time.

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>>19883715
Probably the same fuckass who had his vision of MGs "permanently shattered" or some other equally melodramatic horseshit when he heard about Hell's prison from last thread.

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>>19883679
They're jubber fetal abortions, not babies.

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>>19883715
I mean I remember knowing about it for the past year and a half and thinking 'eh that makes sense'
So when it gets brought up its a mildly interesting topic but kinda usually is just whatever
I think most recently someone just mentioned it in passing and some newfag or casual who hadn't heard of it before freaked out and said it ruined his view of the whole world and shit
Then other newfags/casuals jumped on and turned common knowledge into scandal

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>>19883726
>hell's prison
Got a link to the source of that?

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>>19883715
There was simply some talk of what happens when a human is so much of an asshole that he would continue commiting crimes even if it meant giving up monster waifus. Someone mentioned Hell. And now there's some guy that for some reason thinks having *one* prison to hold guys so damn evil they wouldn't even repent through the power of love suddenly makes all monstergirls immoral or some shit and keeps bringing it up.

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>>19883735
If mamono mana can influence a womans personality why cant it do the same of men?

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>>19883729
>>19883726
>>19883715
Its like people who hear about how its canonicallly acceptable to fuck your daughteru or that there's a tentacle forest you can take your whole family to have some lewd fun for the first time, they freak out and sperge and shit over something most other people know or have at least heard of and choose to just not particularly care about
The issue is people who cant handle others talking about something that is on topic yet they don't like. When people talk about the sabbath I tune out but I've not once ever complained or told people their taste was shit for it or anything. Autists just can't do that and have to try and dictate the thread to only talk about what they like even when other people are still on topic

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>>19883744
Because HFY, NEVER SUBMIT

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>>19883714
>>19883733
https://dic.pixiv.net/a/リリム(魔物娘図鑑)
>呼称は不明。魔王夫妻がジパング旅行中に産まれた娘。真面目な性格の持ち主。「地獄」の名を持つ施設を運営している。主神教やジパングの神話に登場する、悪しき魂が裁かれる地獄から着想を得て設立したが、モチーフと異なり現世に存在する。裁判所と刑務所の機能を兼ね備え、過去や相手の精神を見る能力を持つ魔物娘たちが働いているらしく、その判決は公正らしい。
>The name is unknown. A daughter born while Mikuo and his wife traveled to Zipang. Have a serious personality. I am operating a facility with the name of "hell". Incorporated in the myth of Shintoism and Zipangu, a wicked soul was founded with inspiration from the hell of being judged, but unlike the motif it exists in this world. Demonic girls having the capabilities of the court and the prison and having the ability to see the spirit of the past and the other party seem to be working, and the judgment is fair.
Satisfied?

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>>19883744
Cause KC wrote it that way or its a loophole
Deal with it, conversations about Hell's prison usually last like three posts because it's so uninteresting for the past two years, you faggots that hate the idea so much are the ones drawing out it's discussion

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>>19883744
In both cases it only goes as far as making sex and monster parts more appealing.
Their personality remains largely unchanged, it just gives them monster priorities.

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What should we talk about instead? I vote arachnid species. They’re really underrepresented besides Ushis and Nachos.

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>>19883762
Mildly satisfied , though the machine translation only makes a lick of sense.

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>>19883751
I hate to say it but its the delusional psychos who are so invested that they think MGE is going to be real someday or some shit that always cause these stinks
Anon, its not real, its just some setting for imagination, you don't have to worry about being rejected by a monster because you'll never even get the chance to be because they aren't real. Grow up. Take a shower.

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>>19883773
So it cant suppress any evil or malice?

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>>19883781
>priorities of monsters

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>>19883780
>MGE is going to be real someday or some shit
It will when the singularity comes

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>>19883786
Well they're not inherently evil right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883458
>"just fucking kill the cunt if you think he's bad"
its incredibly easy to see if somebody is a nigger in need of some killing with majamba bamba. how hard is it to not be a nigger in need of killing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883762
I went a little beyond that as Pixiv isn't the most reliable source.
>「魔界自然紀行」には触手の森の大殺戮を形容した「地獄の半日」、及びその際のドラゴンによる火炎攻撃を形容した「地獄の業火」というフレーズがありますが、図鑑世界には大量殺戮の例えに用いられるような凄惨な世界としての「地獄」が存在する、またはそう信じられていると理解してよいのでしょうか？

>主神教やジパングの神話で善良な魂が送られる楽園と、悪しき魂が送られる地獄といった伝承はあります。（実際にあるかは別として）また、そこから着想を得て魔王の次女により作られた「地獄」という現世の施設も存在します。
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/113276999509

>前の質問で答えられた”魔王の次女により作られた「地獄」という現世の施設”とはどういった施設なのでしょうか？文字通り責め苦を与えられるところなのでしょうか

>魔界のひとつであり、簡単にいうと、真面目な魔王の次女が裁判長をやっている、裁判所と刑務所がセットになっている施設です。過去を見る事ができたり、思考を読む魔物娘が居るらしく、公正な判決を下すと評判です。
https://ask.fm/k_cross/answers/114709430357

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883781
There's another line somewhere I can't find at the moment where it says that, for men with "malicious tendencies" or something, the monsters first solution is to instead cause that man to lose himself in pleasure with a MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883781
Not directly, it can make you so horny for that kunoichi who kidnapped you that you stop caring about wanting to do evil shit because fucking her is too enjoyable, and that's usually enough
It can help people who really just need to get laid to calm down more open to just getting laid
It can't help people who do get laid and regardless still want to kill people and throw children in pyres and stuff, and moreover the more damning part is that's a hard turnoff for monstergirls. They don't find those people attractive so even if potentially they could change their minds they wouldn't want to give them the time of day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883780
Joke's on you anon, I'm 100% delusional but I really couldn't care less about discussions (especially canon ones) as long as they aren't shitposting/the 3 F's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883744
Because the idea of psychopaths getting happy endings, even if it involves rewriting their personality, rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883811
Well good enough then
Now back on topic- Demons in stylish military garb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883744
They don't really effect personality. They effect the values of both men and woman.

Anything else is just a natural consequence. An apparent personality chanhr, say from modest and reserved to wild and lewd, would be the result of someone no longer being constrained by societal values.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883666
C'mon, Im sure you would be all over if your waifu would turn real.

>>19883671
[Spoiler] Somewhat I have it and Im sure some have too. Besides the confidence boost...[/Spoiler] I don't think that prevents you of liking what you like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883829
>welcome new people.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883816
>Demons in stylish military garb

The best. I want to iron her uniforms

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883671
Spoiler alert anon, getting a gf won't make you stop liking monstergirls and it won't make you stop fapping. You'll just do it less.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883816
Mid tier.
>DEVILS in stylish military garb
High tier!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883751
>The issue is people who cant handle others talking about something that is on topic yet they don't like. When people talk about the sabbath I tune out but I've not once ever complained or told people their taste was shit for it or anything. Autists just can't do that and have to try and dictate the thread to only talk about what they like even when other people are still on topic
That's basically it. It's not an issue related to the one argument but an overall problem and it's pretty annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883816
>>19883838
This good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883805
Interesting, but KC dodged the question of whether or not they torture the prisoners. The concept seems to be based on the Buddhist version of hell, with a lilim filling the role of Yama, and other monsters filling the role of oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883838
>"Anon, are these pants a little tight on my big sexy ass~?"
>She says as she's bent over the table tugging her pants up as she tries to jiggle and wiggle her booty into them, her tail unashamedly pointing at her entrance with vigor and purpose
>"Do you wanna stand behind me and help me put these on?"
>Cut to her grinding on anon while bent over the war-room table when the other members of the war council walk in the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883855
Demons, not headcrabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883865
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883304
She'll level drain any hero she comes across. Makes him helpless and turn him into an onii-chan to some witch in the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883816
Does leather or latex count as stylish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883845
Bear in mind their idea of military gear can be... different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883874
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883856
ETERNAL ORGASM DENIAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883855
>>19883869
Why is this lilim all of a sudden posted so frequently compared to all the others

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883876
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883880
>Torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883882
Because they avatarfag as that lilim whenever it gets brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883882
See >>19883835

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883879
Weak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883874
Of course!
>>19883876
There's something for everyone, from full barely-sexy yet cool and attractive /ss/ garb to lewd, string-thin outfits.
Extremists have a great fashion designer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883872
Wjat a slut. Someone overleveled should do the drain on her instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883880
I bet it is something like that lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883884
You okay there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883857
Just a healthy relationship between a demon officer and her personal aide

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883684
This is disinformation. Being a prison for psychopaths is entirely threadcanon. We know nothing, absolutely nothing about it, other than the fact that it exists and its Lilim run. Even that might not be true, the source information is very sketchy, it wasn't from KC tweet or an official setting information.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883874
I'm biased, but absolutely anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883889
KC is too much of a pussy for real, blood-letting torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883855
I want to obey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883911
Anon, it should be common sense that letting psychopaths run free in society runs contrary to the intent of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

They do torture them, the most sadistic torture know to man. TITANIA TORTURE!

Store bought cookies! Lukewarm blankets! Cold non-chocolate milk! No hugs! Nee-chan sleeps in a separate bed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883930
The point is not to torture the Titania.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883933
No they're torturing the criminals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883807
>It can help people who really just need to get laid to calm down
Like an anti r9k ninja squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883903
>Anon's cock is leaking pre as she grinds against him, the rest of the war-room going about their business with no concern for the officer and her aide
>She feels it on the small of her back and moans, pulling her pants down and spreading her legs even wider, her eyes saying all that needs to be said as he backs up and penetrates her
>Pounds her hard against the table as she moans and curls her tail around his leg
>He's hitting her back walls every time, his incubus stamina making it easy to give every thrust his all as her eyes curl back and her nails scrape the surface of the war-table
>"...What do you think, Demon-san?"
>Even as she's being fucked silly from behind, she moans out in panting clarity
>"Aahn- aahn- we should- secure- the aaahn- eastern border- ah- send 2nd battalian- aahn~!"
>Excellent instruction as always, and she's rewarded by a spank on her big blue rear by her husband as he goes balls deep
Proper officer material right there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883930
Stop, Titania is too pure for this villainy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883930
>treating criminals to first world pleasantries
Shit meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883930
HEY, leave the titanias out of this. They deserve both being coddled and coddling their husbands in their castles and towns, not being put on prison guard duty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883817
I just abhor suffering in any form maybey to an irrational extend , my idea of justice differs from most.

[Anonymous No.]

Prison discussers- are you American? Because that system is a special kind of hell that's often for profit, involves literal slavery, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883963
Yeah but it's okay because it's mostly blacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883957
OTOH, some people may argue that brainwashing for any purpose is worse than killing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883963
I'm yuropean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883969
This might lead to a philosophical debate that has no place here so I'll just drop it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883857
>>19883946
Simply subarashii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883969
An Automaton like this, but with modifications to make her look like an exotic dancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883967
How rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884016
Dressing the Pharaoh up in a bunny-suit, and bending her over the bar to help her put the tail in!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884041

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883993
You've done your country a great service, aide-kun.
>She rolls over and grabs you by the hand pulling you onto the war-table
>"Now time for me to give YOU some orders~" she says as she brandishes a demon-silver riding crop

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883948
>>19883955
>You will never be a knight war veteran that somehow ends up being the protector of a Titania's kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>mfw this will never be translated into English

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884061
Probably for the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884056
>>"Now time for me to give YOU some orders~" she says as she brandishes a demon-silver riding crop

I live to serve!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884047
This princess seems to be a bad influence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884047
I'd love to be the VIP at a desert casino. Will I leave with a few new slave girls who bet all they had? Or will I end up broke and a slave myself? Lady luck please smile on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884081
>Tanuki who left you stranded a few miles down the road on the way in notices you approaching her in the casino
>"What in the goddamn...?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884061
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884067
What's the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884088
I'll get my revenge by taking everything she has, claiming her as my slave, and then forcing her to refinance my personal accounts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883955
Titania fill the onee-san rule, but there's a Deep urge inside me telling to love-bully and pamper her rotten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884077
Look, only one of the Pharaoh's daughters is going to inherit the throne, the rest have to find other ventures to manage.

[Anonymous No.]

Huff the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883930
Cold Non-chocolate milk is best for dunking cookies in though. Warm milk is for relaxing with as she feeds you from the tap while she gives you a manticore level handjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884119
Bwahhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884081
>Anubis dealer hits you with a mummy's curse so you can't concentrate on the game
>Pharaohs command the dice to roll in her favor or make you unable to fold a crappy hand

The house always wins

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884119
Faceplanted at the bottom of the uncanny valley, I see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884116
>"I'm A pharaoh but not THE pharaoh, you know? Now cmon, live a little!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884113
*role

With that grammar I will be the one bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884060
God damn I want that SO BAD.

There was an old NWN module about arthuric legends where you played one of Camelot's knights and set out to search the Grail, and one of the side stuff things included romancing a fairy queen that was actually called Titania. I've been enamored with the idea since, and now I've found out about MGE titanias.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883950
What could be worse than a Titania serving you mass produced cookies without milk?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884125
>Nursing handjob from a soft busty onee-Titania
>She walks in one day with her shirt pulled down, delicious little streams of milk leaking from her nipples
>"Look anon! Milk!"
>...
>"..."
>...
>"...Do you want som-"
>You fling everything off of the couch and aggressively pat the space next to you for her to sit down, which she giggles at and does so, assuming the nursing handjob position

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884127
The house are cheaters. Where's the Cupids when you need them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884061
No idea why people are being negative about this, the artist was a cool dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884116
>>19884129
I like to think that any non-ruling pharaohs don't get the full effect of the God Voice, but at the same time its effect is more subtle to the point where you wouldn't notice if you weren't really paying attention.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884136
Good piggy, she knows me well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884154
Because shitters spam his art here every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884138
How lewd, big sister needs punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884119
>someone actually thought this is good idea
>someone actually paid money (I think 10k$?) for this
Can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884126
>>19884128
Wait til you hear the story behind this.
>guy shows up on Kickstarter in March 2014 with plans for a 3D adaptation of Monster Girl Quest and a goal of $5,000
>rakes in over $10,000 in one month
>disappears into thin air, leaving his donors-and other MGQ fans-twisting in the wind
>shows up out of the blue four years later
>game is now completely different, replacing Luka and Alice with a weaboo fag and a donut steel wolf-girl demigod...thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884188
>The next morning she's just happily sitting at the breakfast table, tiddies out and resting in front of her, leaking dribbles of milk as she smiles while resting her cheeks on her palms looking at you
>"Morning Anon~ I was leaking so I came in here early."
How you gonna punish such a sweet girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884047
I would like to marry an Apophis and then grape the Pharaoh and her Anubis secretary into our personal sex toys, and train the Anubis into a butt slave who only gets off to anal, and train the Pharaoh into an oral slave, with a pleasure rune on her tongue, and a collar that says "Ghoul"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884205
Yes, YES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884113
That's good, because her description says her thing is give and take. She fills the onee-san archetype, but she also acts childish and wants to be spoiled by her husband.

>Waking up in the royal bedroom of a high tower of her castle
>Morning rays entering the through the balcony
>Your Titania wife still soundly sleeping while cuddled up to you
>You kiss her in her forehead before carefully rising taking care not to wake her up
>Put on some pants and walk to the balcony, from which you can see the whole fairy realm, a green paradise that sees more and more activity every day ever since she decided to let more monsters and their husbands come in after you were brought by some fairies and fell in love with her
>She walks up to you and hugs you as you both watch the sunrise

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884197
There's a sucker born every minute.

[Anonymous No.]

About the topic of hell. I got a friend to message KC and he replied. Only human women that broke many hearts and rejected earnest confessions get sent to "hell", its okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884208
I'm glad you agree, and I think Pharaohs would make an excellent oral slave due to having divine mouths.

[Anonymous No.]

>19884219

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884219
My dad works at the Demon Capital and says the new Lewdtendo is gonna have 4D graphics and that LEWD: Eternal is gonna be a launch title for it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884219
>Only human women that broke many hearts and rejected earnest confessions get sent to "hell", its okay.
That is legit the stupidest piece of info I've read related to this entire setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884202
Ahahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884235
But it totally sounds like something KC would say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884202
>game is now completely different, replacing Luka and Alice with a weaboo fag and a donut steel wolf-girl demigod...thing
Wait what
Link?

Some other fags got 21$k to translate picrelated and disappeared. Later someone translated it for free. ayyy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884246
>Link?
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1727847183/hero-monster-girl-quest-3d/posts/2161413

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883110
>Black Goat of Devil Mud
So Dark Matter manipulation is her specialty? Does that mean she's going to seal you inside a Dark Matter orb and ride you all day long with only Druella and the other Baphomets aware of what's really happening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884246
>>19884202
>trusting kickstarter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884246
Wasn't the faggot recently arrested for assault?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884253
Now that's some fun stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884245
That sounds like petty revenge fantasy against all those stacies that rejected someone. All of KC's setting is about just going with the lusty, all accepting monstergirls and living a life of happiness ignoring the people that naysay it, all with a happy, innocent tone. It sounds nothing like something KC would add in, and if it really was, then it's a complete kick in the balls to the tone of the setting in favor of adding a revenge fantasy. For starters, why in the absolute fuck would monstergirls imprison those girls and not just monsterize them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884253
That looks like a melted 3d custom girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884263
Dunno, never heard about it. Though I don't really follow hentai translation scene

[Anonymous No.]

Spooky imoutos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884253
What the FUCK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884254
Her Sabbath branch excels in lewd magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884235
I was just joking and wanted to see the reactions, however my friend did asked him and told me he replied and explained what was going on there. I cant contact him right now to ask him on the new info, but I will latter this afternoon, so we should get legit info of what "hell" prison is all about, by night. I guess people will either be relieved or go ballistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884282
Absolute ONIONS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884282
>cropping

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884277
She's so damn... cool...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884271
>>19884219
Sorry, it was a joke to see reactions. Read my latest post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884282
I feel like one of the rules of the internet needs to be:
>No matter what group you examine, there will always be dicksucking yes-men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884271
They probably gonna break them down slowly before monsterizing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884298
Ok? Why would I post those when my point is that there's someone that STILL cheers for that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884219
>I got a friend to message KC
Sure and I messaged him and he said Laska and Me is canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884300
But is she as cool as Glacies' Mom?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to poison the water supply with breast expansion potions. Flatties will go extinct!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884253

I still don't understand how anyone thought this was a good thing to spend their money on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884316
OH NO, SOMEONE HELP THIS MAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884316
That's nice, Timmy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884318
Some people really are that desperate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884310
Laska and Me is in a /d/egenerate modern fantasy setting with monsterboys and feminist/cuckold undertones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884315
Ahh... they're both really cool...
But I'm talking about Ice Queen in her default outfit. Its the same reaction. I see it and think its sexy, but even more so I'm like 'damn... she looks cool'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884321

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884253
Honestly that wolf girl would look pretty cute if she was in 2D but the project is a hilarious train wreck that started out as an abomination but somehow got worse.
>>19884282
>acting surprised
>imageboard file name and not a screencap
You've seen it before, you're not fooling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884277
> Kihihi...
>Everyone, I've returned from the bottom of the soil
>Everyone, lonely, longing...
>I too am lonely and longing...
>I wanted to meet you...
~Magician of a ruined country seized with madness~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884326
>monsterboys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884334
>>imageboard file name
You do know there's an option in 4chan X to randomize filenames, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884326
You forgot the furries. But yeah it's bad.
>>19884345
>using botnets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884310
Its true, but its not what I wrote, that was a joke. He havent told me what hell us about and I likely wont know until around night. He could be bullshitting me, so Im going to ask to see proof before posting it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884326
Monsterboys and cuckoldry may be bad, but wouldn't you like to see MGE girls make Monster Musume cosplay JAV videos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884369
Never since EMG is just as trashy.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you like automatons to have a personality switch when they overheat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884373
At least their matango is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884380
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884384
Yes really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884378
>Overheat
Is that what that was?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884378
Underrated girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884369
I'd really love that. Give me cosplay porn with a blonde Bicorn dressed as centorea getting slammed from behind by someone using raging mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884393
DTD mode can be used for cooldown but it also ramps her strength.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884394
I'm still annoyed what happened to her sister.

[Anonymous No.]

When I said "storm in a teacup", this isn't what I meant.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=70663534

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884436
This guy sure loves humiliating brown girls
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dm4p2K2UYAAl-W4.jpg:orig
I hope he does an anubis getting graped eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884401
>tfw you can't enjoy raging mushrooms anymore because of a certain autist

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884409
what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884467
I wouldn't mind using them if it didn't cause a permanent attitude change.
As it stands, I'd just stick to the other edibles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884451
Sometimes the brown girls get you though.

[Anonymous No.]

Leaving?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884521
>posting the wrong version

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883629
i am interested please post more when you feel it's safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884476
Congratulations, that makes you a mature adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884208
>>19884205
NO. Protect the divine Pharaoh!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884467
Just talk about them, don't let terrorists win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884539
Reminder that apophii lose interest in conquering the kingdom if they get a husband first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884550
>Pharaoh and her personal slave/servant/ royal protector helping Apophis getting a boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884549
You're right, let's talk about something comfy, like kejs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883957
this kind of just makes you a nigger for saying that we should force people to endure the presence of the worst among our race who intend others harm and will eventually act on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884451
He has great taste. Apophis will rule them all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883551
If by “no source” you mean “taken from the japanese wiki and then later confirmed that it was in his ask.fm” then yes, it has “no source”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884565
Kej are comfy and classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884567
It is possible to keep the worst of humanity segregated from society without inflicting suffering on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884475
She dies in the first game
One of the villains in the second game shows hows how far his control goes by showing off a revived Cadia and having her self destruct

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884578
Classy but lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

Hows everyone feeling today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884550
There's no guarantee that it's just one apophis eyeing up a pharaoh's kingdom at any given time though. There could always be multiple.

I'd make it my personal duty to have many babies with an apophis to ensure every pharaoh's kingdom gets GRAPED!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884565
Kej and smoke hobo are probably one of the best pairs for bigamy.
>smoke hobo is lewd at night
>when she's not interested in the day the kej spoils you
It's the perfect duo.
>>19884569
I really appreciate the tail spanking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Okay
Could be better but fuck it I'm good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Depressed and sad like every single day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Kinda crappy-my home state is currently taking it up the ass from Hurricane Florence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Bretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884589
You would have to fight me and the Pharaoh NATO alliance

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
For the first time in a while I have a solid response to "what am I doing with my life?"
Other then that, Been thinking of various dragons and how to write stuff with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Lewd, my mind's completely in the gutter today and I keep thinking of ideas for art I want to see.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm33854518

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884579
Suffering is subjective and you may wish to give them all of society's benefits at the cost of those who do no wrong to serve them since it would be so RUDE to not make sure they have AC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884656
>"Imouto is always watching!"
Hey, wait a minute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884668

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884668
>Dark Mage onee-chan and Baphomet imouto
Sparks are gonna fly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
I finally start classes next week so feeling lonely and bored will finally end. Holy fucking shit, longest fucking vacations of my life and they were precisely on the years when I least wanted them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884681
What if Baphomet onee-chan and Dark Mage imouto?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884692
Only if the Bapho is a lolibaba with an onee-san personality and the dark mage is an adult who's younger than me.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get to Lescatie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884713
Where are you right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884692
That'd be really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884720
In a bottomless pit of despair

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884550
Reminder that the husband can still be interested in conquering the kingdom with his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884759
Wisps are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884656
Big titted journalist birb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884760
>"Ah, my dear white lily, I scarce even think of that old hag pharaoh and her kingdom now that I'm with you. Anything you want, my sweet, I will give you what you desire~"
>"...I kinda was into the idea of having that Pharaoh and Anubis as playthings..."
>"Ah~! Anything for my sweetest pale lily!"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884765
Liches are cuter.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster Girl Kamen Riders.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884783
Hang in there Greenie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884786

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884782
Treachery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884786
Liches are just as cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884783
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884672
>we all float down here onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884782
Unless they’re already taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884786
Jiangshi are the cutest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884783
I wonder what she did to upset Owl-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884816
Did somebody say deer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884826
Dragon zombies are the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884812
Cuter!

>>19884826
Liches are cute nerds, making them better than some old chinese slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884838
Yes. Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884782
This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884839
We're not talking about smoke hobos though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884782
I want to see a super lewd Apophis with Bicorn horns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884848
Same. I want it with an absolutely massive apophis, her human part like that of a huge curvy mini-giant while her tail snakes and coils in sinister ways for fifty feet of thick scaly goodness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884858
>smoke hobos
>Chinese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884848
>>19884859
>>19884868
My brothers. Embrace the evil, embrace the eternal night of hedonism with the goddess Apophis!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884875
I'm moving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884871
I want a tomboy Nurarihyon friend.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to learn the 'Monkey's Paw' Style!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884875
We are going to need a lot of Pharaohs for this party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884871
Look, all those slant-eyes are the same to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884893

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884859
>>19884868
>Enormous Dire-Apophis flings open the gates to the final throne room of the Pharaoh as the moon is in it's final stages of totally eclipsing the sun in the sky behind her
>The Anubis gulps as she clutches her staff while the Pharaoh stoically stands in defiance in front of her throne, the last two not claimed by the invaders
>Anon walks from behind his wife, looking over the two remaining defiant women and smiling at his prizes
>The Apophis's tail seems to supernaturally be coiling throughout the entire room, snaking in from windows and doors and behind couches and out of the shadows as she slithers her main body forward
>As she bares her fangs dripping with dark venom, she speaks in a victorious laugh
>"Welcome to the family, hahahahahaaaa!"
>And so, darkness set on the kingdom of Medun-Ra
>...And its a great vacation spot now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884893
>>19884912
I wanna molest a Kakuen only for her to start molesting me back!

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/LBy6C85WRH0

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884923
Go away faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884918
The desert is truly the nicest place to live in the mamano realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884783
I think the idea of all mg's having a blood transcending sister relationship is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884918
>AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884944
Zipangu is nicer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884956
Pegasus centaur when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884956
>tfw no centaur hussar gf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884868
>dire apophis
That's dangerous yet quite appealing. I wouldn't mind one with a toned body either.
>>19884875
Hedonism is a big part of why Kuro's sabbath appeals to me too. I just love the idea of falling into the madness of lust with monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Discuss shogs and shog accessories.

[Anonymous No.]

Why does it feel like no one else tries to do greentext chains and stories and stuff anymore? I miss when people would jump in on stuff and something would come of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884968
No, this is a kiki-only thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884966
Ropu's sabbath is similar since they live as beasts and mate as they please

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884981
I like them too, really I like all the sabbaths but those two appeal to my boner the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884970
I simply have no talent for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884918
>Dire-Apophis

Very nice, but I rather have a Queen of Queens Pharaoh.

A Bringer of Light, Mother of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Empress of the Shifting Sands, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Champion of the Desert Gods, Mistress of the Never-Ending Horizon Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884977
Rude

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884970
I think a big part of it was the screencap spammer. Good greens would get capped and reposted every so often over time to try and restart conversations about the scenario but some ass hat had to unleash his entire folder every thread to the point caps automatically got told to fuck off for a while.
I can't help but feel that was his goal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884999
No Chaos allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884997
That's cool too. A paragon of purity, a bronze-skinned goddess of fertile lands and fertile 'lands'.

Meanwhile Eclipse Apophis brings kingdoms to such depravity it visually pulses in the distance, as she lays sprawled within the throne of deceit, her four arms pampering her husband while countless graped members of the harem she built for him clamor for his touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885004
But I keep making them. I like making people happy but what I really wish is just that other people would pick it up and we'd have those big long conversations going, but people either ask me to write more or dont say much.
I know that sounds super selfish but I just want other people to share their ideas and creativity, that's the only reason I keep trying to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885006
Say the next MG is a third maid-style. What monster would fit and how would their niche differ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885020
Keep it up then dude, the thread needs people like you.
I'd do it myself but I know I'm not good enough to pull off good ones. I tend to lack a decent vocabulary, word things in the dullest way possible and have pacing issues even in short formats like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885020
Pretty much everything I contribute tends to be a couple sentences at best.
I'm no writer, and extreme brevity has always been something I've struggled with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885025
A aggressive maid that completely plans out your life for you?
A natural harem of maids?
Another precursor girl, a maid automaton?
What about the kikimoras myth counterpart?
The one that usually shares a househould with a kikimora.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885007
Khepri will win in the end

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885020
I'm sure you're not the only person trying to write long greentexts, not too long ago Hatterfag made like 50 long posts detailing people's wishes to the Demon Lord and how they would play out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885063
Anon that's who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885020
I write one post greentext things, but I don't think I have it in me to write something long.

Also I'd rather be a drawfag, I'm just not confident enough yet on my skill with a tablet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885025
There's a household spirit that does chores at night while you're not looking, and takes small offerings of household items or food. They get offended if you call their offerings payments. So maybe a fairy-sized maid who is really shy and tries to silently take care of her master without being noticed. She can't help but take some things that remind her of him while she cleans, like coins and old socks and keep them for herself, which she considers her precious treasures. If a man were to go looking for her "treasure shrine" and find it, she'd feel extremely embarrassed, but would not be able to help herself from revealing herself fully to him. Her small size means some chores are difficult for her but she makes up for it with an infectiously cheerful attitude.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no qt tomboy hellhound to play vidya with
why live

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885115
She would be more interested on playing Doctor and fetch the morning wood

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884970
It feels wrong to restart a topic 12 hours after it's been finished, so I just abstain from doing them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885072
I was lurking in that thread too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885141
Woz go back to /m/.

[Anonymous No.]

Can we post more lilim, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>[Cursed] equipment like this has been set up as a trap for humans by the monsters of the “radical faction”.
>Monster merchants disguised as humans sell them to people, and they get mixed in with the regular merchandise, so they're scattered throughout all the lands of the world.
Y'know, it's a good thing that only the so-called radical faction is actively doing stuff like this or life in the human states would be paranoia-filled.
You can't trust the food, you can't trust the equipment, you can't even trust your neighbor to not be some MG in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885245
or your cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885245
I don't like 'em puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' girls into frogs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885257
>Uuu, is that really such a problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884921
>Doze off on the train
>Kakuen grabs your butt
>Try dozing off while sitting
>Wake up to her rubbing her feet on your crotch
Even when you're awake she keeps touching your hair and looking away when you try ti catch her in the act

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885257
Do the weather Ryuu know the truth about chemtrails?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885298
Yes, and depending on your thoughts on flat Earth, you may be surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885257
>human extremeist selling anti-mg gear and filter
>rants about mgs and the chaos cabal turning men into sheep
>get caught with alp porn

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885217
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885311
>Spoiler
It's always the most vocal ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885292
>Monster girls molesting a man while he sleeps
That's pretty rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885321
Kakuens have little concern for your human notions of modesty and personal space.
>blocks your path

[Anonymous No.]

Tanukis did lescatie, demonic energy can't melt steel dicks!
Wake up sheepgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885337
Kakuens are too lewd. How can men ever defend themselves against those monkeys?

[Anonymous No.]

If humans are the real monsters, what does that make monster girls? Fake humans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885376
Keep an eye on your belongings, especially your clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885384
>If humans are the real monsters
>if

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885115
I've always assumed that hellhounds were tomboys by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885217
I want to be part of high level intrigues between the Lilim dominion, Dragon empire, Pharaoh kingdom and Undead ascendancy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885405
But why would they steal my stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885426
Well maybe they think you look better without clothes on, as for everything else, they're just curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885376
They don't! They just sit obediently and try to suppress their moans as they try to resist coming from an onslaught of footjobs and buttjobs.

If you're lucky and have the stamina, she might even give you a tailjob. That is, if she doesn't decide to just gobble up your big banana in one go and suck it dry.

Did I mention she has friends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885436
I'd hit a Kakuen if she made a Banana joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885449
Any and all spanking of monkeys will be returned in kind.

You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885456
If they don't want to spanked then why do they have butts built for such a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885406
If has a different meaning when in a question structured as that one

[Anonymous No.]

Slavegirl roleplay with your Pharaoh using a handmade Apophis sockpuppet! Despite supposedly being terrified of being drowned in submissive bliss, Pharaoh can't help but giggle at the googly eyes sewn on top of Cheshire leggings!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885461
You seem ill informed. Asses are for sitting, and that's just what she'll do on your face

The only question is if, while taking in that view, you'd rather she work you over with her hands, her feet, her mouth or...any other suggestions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885480
I don't think a man would have the luxury of a choice when a Kakuen is sitting on his face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885532
If I pull off that ass, will you die?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885532
Yeah, but your ass-muffled requests really turn her on.

Somehow its possible for her to be even more horny than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885539
You're a big guy

For her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885544
>more horny than usual
F my pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885539
Do you think you can manage that?

She's sitting on your face with one foot fondling your sack while the other massages the glans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885569
Hardly. For some reason she only seems intent on getting you off and a masturbating to your reaction.

She'll never be able to scratch that itch of hers by herself, so you better man up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885405
i might actually sit and hide my shame and wait for death if my clothing was taken in a space i would be found nude if i left

[Anonymous No.]

>>19883915
Yes, honestly people are delusional if they imagine monster girls actually beating up and inflicting pain on people, outside of combat situations. Orgasm denial and sessions of Raiju and Thunderbird electrocution is likely as extreme as monster girl torture is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885596
Now you have me imagining the two providing TENS sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885572
So you're telling me it would be extremely painful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885596
theres mindflayer fuckery too

[Anonymous No.]

How much /ss/ happens in the monster girl world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885658
A lot. All men are in danger at all moments of getting surprise married, being a shota doesn't deter absolutely anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885662
I want to get /ss/ed by a Jinko looking to roleplay a mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885613
>physical therapy without the machines

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885662
Sometimes Echidnas get tired of waiting and decide to assault young heros early.

This is often referred to as an unwinnable boss fight.

[Anonymous No.]

I still think that we should discuss shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885673
That's a thing? The only thing her description said was that they would go into towns neighbouring her dungeon, transform themselves into a human woman and directly search for a strong adventurer and give him the quest herself. Finding a newbie seems kind of counterproductive to their "only strong men allowed" policy, specially if he randomly decides to settle down early now that he has a snake wife trying to get pregnant and never ever becomes strong.

Unless you mean like the lizardman thing of training a man they like until they can beat them and then fuck and marry them. Aka the MGQ method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885673
>Young adult anon starts his adventure
>Not even a mile out from town he gets assaulted by a Demon that's fifty levels higher than he is.
I'd be pretty peeved to be honest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885658
>/ss/d by a Pharaoh
>/ss/d by a Vampire Queen
>/ss/d by a Dragon Empress
>/ss/d by a Dark priest

Can't choose.

>>19885692
/ss/d by a shog

[Anonymous No.]

For anyone that's interested, Barb opened two commission slots and is taking the ones that inspire him the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885701
That's why you have level 99 Valkyries escorting level 7 Heroes. Final boss-tier level 50 Demons don't stand a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885692
I wanna call a Shog silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885701
>Young anon says "fuck this" and throws his helmet into ground in a fit
>Demon slowly backs away

She would have to wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885692
Did someone say Kikis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885713
>"THIS IS BULLSHIT! I Should have listened to mum..."
>The Demon looks at the young anon with a bit of remorse

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885716
No but kikis are welcome to frolic with the shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885711
But then Anon would wake up to the Valkyrie raping him instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885692
Shiggity Shoggity, get off my mastah's property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885728
>Demon starts helping young anon along from behind the scenes
or
>dons a disguise as a low level adventurer and creates a party with young anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885658
Depends on factors like the girls personal tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885469
What happens when you put the puppet over your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885733
She would just tell him she was blessing him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885692
Do you think sometimes bits of Shog would react on their own when the main body is overwhelmed?
>Master looks into Shoggy's eyes, takes her hand, and tells her how much he appreciates her
>she gasps, but then puts a hand to her chest, closes her eyes and demurely thanks him
>meanwhile, an empty shogware tea kettle has suddenly gotten up, run over the table and is affectionately rubbing against his arm in total bliss
Kiki might need to help her with professionalism sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885713
>>19885728
Aww. This is actually sad. Let the boy adventure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885748
Blowjobs aren't blessings, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Depending on how isolated they were from the outside world, just how many adventurers in MGEland would be aware of the current state of affairs with the Demon Lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885651
But thats not torture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885752
I'd love to see what I'd have to do to get her to lose her shape completely.

>whispering of sweet nothings
>earplay that amounts to oral
>a kiss that makes her feel like she's being swallowed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885702
I'd love to engage in /ss/ with a Demon, Troll, Golem, and Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885417
It would be a reasonable assumption for the monster races like hellhounds and salamanders to be some degree of tomboyish. And for them to have athletic and toned but not muscular pear bodies if they're lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885758
But he already gave up, anon. His dreams are ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885760
Maybe to a naive young boy, they might be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885752
>forgetting that the bioluminescent lights on a Shoggoths body glow intensely when a Shoggoth feels that amount of affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885758
>Demon arrives at the boy's house to try to convince him to continue adventuring
>he's not home
>instead, he's apparently at the local library, studying
>Haku librarian ecstatic anyone is checking out old reference books, Crow Tengu fussy childhood friend studying right beside him
>they both might as well have stars in their eyes
Demon is going to have to work hard to get her head-in-the-clouds adventuring hero back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885728
And thus begins lewd hero training arc as demon-sama's apprentice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885693

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna ask shoggy to make me a ring from herself so she is always with me!

[Anonymous No.]

here's a thought what if you had monstergirls
that acted like elderscrolls npcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885794
>Go blind because your Shoggoth loves you too much
>She makes you new eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885802
>Don't talk to me, or my husband's son, ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885789
>young anon feels great the next day after having sex with the Valkyrie and is practically beaming
>"It really is a blessing!" "Thanks Valkyrie-san"

Valkyrie would reply "no problem kid" in a seductive husky voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885813
I would sneak up to a rata and put a bucket over her head then proceed to hug and fluff her tail before cumming in it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885796
>Haku librarian hustling and bustling about
>"Oh! What about this one young mister Anon? You're a little young, but its never too early to start reading up on Ancient Vol'lkarr history! Here, I'll put it next to the other ones~!"
>Meanwhile, Crow Tengu is chirping away at the boy, every other sentence starting with 'akshully' as she corrects info in some of the books he's picked up
>Unamused Owl Mage is studying in the corner, eyes occasionally looking up in deadpan wondering why there's so much noise in the library
>Demon looks in on all this from the window with a pout on her face, like she somehow was the cause of all this (she was)
>"I have to get him back out adventuring! Even if I disguise myself to make sure he's safe, he at least deserves a LITTLE adventuring!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885808
Delet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885832
But how would she even manage such a task? Her actions seemed to have sapped all sense of adventure out of him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885808
>>19885837
Trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885832
I would cheer the demon on

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885844
ABOLOGIZE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885851
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885859
AdOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885869

there's very few things in that game that aren't terrible, and big paws is one of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885869
Nah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885869
Cute socks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885890
I see you too are a man of taste

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885902
If you ask nicely, she'll let you keep them.

But you have to remove them with your teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885890
>>19885918
Big meaty paws and hands are my fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885841
>>19885845
>The next day, anon walks downstairs to some breakfast his mom made him on the table
>While he's eating, however, he hears a knock at his door
>Thinking it might be one of his friends, he heads over to answer, opening the door...
>To find a girl old enough to be one of his babysitters from when he was a bit younger standing there with a bold smile on her face
>She's wearing a sturdy set of leather armor, has a magic rifle on her shoulder, and a rapier at her side that look quite fancy
>"Uh... h-hello? My mom's not home..."
>"Howdy, swe- uh, little guy! I heard there were people in this village lookin' for adventure! Well it just so happens I'm lookin' for a companion to help me fulfill a quest at Smokeyrock Mountain! Say, you look like a tough kid! Whatya say YOU join up and help me finish this quest?"
>His eyes light up, seeing a real big time adventurer in the flesh is a new experience for him, something he dreamed of for many nights
>But his memories return to the day before, and he becomes crestfallen before speaking
>"O-Oh... well... I don't know lady. I'd probably just slow you down. There's a really high level Demon somewhere just outside of town and- and I don't think I'd be able to do anything to defeat her."
>He doesn't notice it, but for a moment her face looks like she's about to burst into apologetic tears before she shakes her head and puts on her bravado in excessive earnest
>"Oh, N-no way little guy! You mean that old hag with the mediocre chest, looks like she waited way too long to start looking for a man and screws up the first chance she gets to actually find l- uh, y- you mean that blue lady? Yeah! No problem, cause I already beat her! She's dead. Yep! Now there's nothin in the way of you and me goin on an adventure, right?"
>She's internally kicking herself at how stupid and desperate that sounded, but thankfully the youngster shows only excitement
>"Whooooa! You beat her all by yourself?! You must be a high ranking adventurer! I'll get my club and shield and come with you!"
>"Haha, no need kid! I already brought extra equipment! You can take this diamond sword and buckler of perfect protection!"
>He hesitates, to her surprise
>"Oh... um... Actually, I'm gonna still get my stuff anyway. My dad made it for me before he left last year to join the army. I really wanna take it on at least one adventure before upgrading, that way when I see him again I can thank him for making em for me!"
>This time she can barely hold back the tears and only faintly disguises them as laughter
>"H-haan! Sniff! T-that's s-sweet kid! G-go ahead, get your stuff, n-no problem!"
>As he runs upstairs and out of sight, she takes the moment to kyaaa to herself at how cute this kid is- and makes a mental note to make sure his father is accounted for and safe down the line

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885832
>Demon tries all sorts of elaborate schemes and disguises to coax the hero out, but somehow fails spectacularly each time
>one scheme involved disguising herself as a lowly lesser succubus, pleading that the hero help her track down "an powerful but very beautiful and probably well-meaning, honest!" Demon
>blows her own cover when the Hero agrees that that demon sounds like a huge jerk and is probably not as cute as she thinks
>next she tries presenting herself as a human archeologist that's found a long lost artifact tied to her and the hero's bloodline, and she needs his help to learn the truth
>Haku helpfully pipes up, mentioning that the "artifact" looks like "gaudy demon jewelry," probably 50 years old at maximum, and while it probably isn't worth anything the Crow Tengu might love how shiny it is
>then she tries showing up as a wounded damsel in distress, attacked by a mysterious and unknowable force, and she just needs the hero's help to recover, but if he helped her get revenge she wouldn't mind too much~
>Crow Tengu takes her completely at her word and panics, grabbing her with her talons and flying the angry demon to the nearest hospital ASAP
>finally, the demon goes to apologize directly and just ask the hero honestly if he wants to give adventure another shot
>the moment she enters the library, the Owl Mage loses all patience, and with yellow fire in her eyes she chases all of them out of the library at once, locking the door behind them
>dumbfounded librarian, childhood friend, hero-turned-scholar and level 50 villainess star at each other, dumbfounded
>but the hero mentions the Owl Mage did drop a very, very "intriguing" tome, which could be deciphered if only they journeyed to the land of its origin
>a land whose location nobody knows
..yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885939
Cute! She musn't carry him too hard though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885939
His dad is dead, isn't he?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885939
>My dad made it for me before he left last year to join the army
Don't you do this to me anon, that boy's dad better be safe and in holding while the DL's army helps reconnect him with his wife
>>19885955
That's adorable. Meanwhile, I'd bet that halfway out of town the Owl Mage would realize she dropped the tome and hurriedly chase after them, getting wrapped up in the mess herself!

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>>19885968
His dad was sent to fight in the Crusades. He survived against ball odds, but his faith in the gods has been shaken to the core.

He now wanders the earth, playing chess against an opponent unseen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886005
>playing chess against an opponent unseen.
How many Ds? I hope it's at least three.

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>>19885939
>>19885955
>As the boy and his new adventuring friend are leaving town, they're waved down by the Haku librarian and his Crow Tengu childhood friend
>The Demon winces, and tries to make a 'I'll explain' gesture to the Haku, who she knows can easily see through the disguise with her third eye
>The Haku glares for a moment but keeps quiet, letting the Crow Tengu, who is too low level to see through the magic, talk
>"Hey Anon! Anon, we found a book left by that Owl lady about a treasure hidden not too far from here, we were actually thinking maybe you could come with us to help find it!"
>He speaks up with surprise
>"Whoa! What are the odds? I'm actually adventuring with this adventurer to Smokeyrock mountain to complete a quest. She said she's a high level adventurer and that she slayed the demon who was stalking the outside of town!!!"
>Haku speaks up while crossing her arms with a condescending tone, looking straight at the Demon
>"Is that so."
>The Demon gulps but keeps the image up
>"Haha, yep! So we'll probably be too busy to take that one, but maybe another adventurer will come along or somethi-"
>"Hold on miss adventurer! Don't we have to live by the code?"
>Demon stares dumbfounded at the boy as he looks up expectantly
>"Uh... yyyyyes?"
>He smiles and nods his head
>"Right! The code of adventurers! We must take whatever quest we feel is in our limit to try and help the people of the land!"
>He turns to his friend and grabs the tome
>"We'll accept your quest, Tengu and Miss Haku-san! You both can join our party and we'll get both quests done at once!"
>The Tengu cheers while the Haku smirks smugly, still glaring straight at the Demon, who squints her eyes but puts on a smile as well
>This was going to be a bit more challenging than she thought...

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>>19885837
>>19885851
I would unironically let Alice eat me whole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886005
Well hopefully a member of the Radical faction finds him and brings him home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885851
I really liked her design

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>>19886109
Reminder that KC did the art for Alice.

Take note of the eye tattoo on her forehead. The profile echidna had a similar marking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886049
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886116
KC didn't just draw art of her. The guy straight up drew vore fetish art of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886130
And that's why Alice will always be the worst girl KC drew.

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>>19886046
Demon boss getting caught up in all the Adventurer's codes is really cute. Hopefully she'd eventually come to like them, even if she can't admit it to herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886136
I think that title belongs to the siths. I'd rather a degenerate lamia than furshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886146
Fuck off. Siths are a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886146
Nyow!
How can you be so cruel nya!?
Especially when Matango exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886160
>>19886163
Furfags fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886163
Better spoiler that pic

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be considered rape if a man tried forcing himself on a monster girl? (That doesn't already have a husband) Would the monster girl get angry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886177
Admit it, you just pretend to dislike them because it's a meme.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886177
But please continue masturbating to any lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886188
Yes. And rapists go to hell prison jail and get executed. My uncle works for the DL, and he told me this is what they do. 1000% Canon!1!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886190
No, furfags are trash. Eat shit and fuck off.

>>19886196
You too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886163
Top 5 worst girl list, top being the worst:
>Cait Sith
>Cu Sith
>Matango
>Alp
>Vamp Mosquito

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886203
>He wanted Isaac in Smash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886205
>He likes Dwarves
What a pedo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886203
Who's your favorite monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886220
Human female (female)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886205
What's wrong with Vamp bugs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886203
Onee-chan thinks you need to calm down.

Are you backed up? Do you need help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886231
And I think oneesan needs bigger breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886231
Waoh, watch out anon, that's some furry shit right there!

[Anonymous No.]

all this weekend thread bullshit again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886205
>He likes Humpty Eggs
Toddlercon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886242
I want rape an Oni and make her my slave. Should be easy with some raging mushrooms and my AR-15!!

Okay, I'm done

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886231
I wish I lived in Kloahland

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886220
Ninja Succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886247
Fuck off /ss/ is trash.
Furfags are better than you.
The only thing worse is maidfags.

I'm done for real this time

[Anonymous No.]

Something seems odd about this Holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886190
Not him, but I love all the MGE girls. However, I detest furry, and for that reason the top out my worst girls list. It's just impossible for me to pop a hard-on for them. I'm sure they're sweet girls, but I just can't stand snouts and full-body fur.

>>19886219
>>19886240
Those both, out of the 200 some girls in MGE, would rank in the bottom 10 or 20. It's just that there are worse girls than them.

>>19886227
I hate mosquitoes. Their bites itch, and I always get bitten by them outside. The last thing I want is a waifu that does the same, even if it is in a sexual manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886239
Yiff in hell, furfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886254
Go back to doing your homework, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886227
the turn you into a junkie on withdrawal stick is pretty bad even worse when they repeat it over and over plus that fucking noise mosquitoes make drives people up the wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886280
That's Bubbly Slimjim!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886254
You aren't funny.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug a jinko and have nice doggy style sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886136
I'd prefer to treat the loss scenes as non canon,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886334
>Catgirl
>Doggystyle
Furfag!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886356
Are you pretending to be retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886356
>Sithshitter seething this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886370
No
(Yes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886205
>He likes Barnacles
Really my dude?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to molest some birds. Post molestable birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886261
Kelpie species when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886199
Say uncle. Speaking of which, as promised, I got the info on hell prison. But Im going to wait until this thread gets archived to post as top as a I can of next thread so the info gets maximum exposure. Also to provide at least what is left of this thread for anons to keep discussing, speculating and sperging over this topic, before dropping the nuke that will end the discussion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886466
First Wonderland Centaur. Then Undead Centaur, then Furicorn, and then Kelpie

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886479
Execute order 66

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886490
Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886499
>loli raijin binges on candy
>now have to wear insulated gloves or risk having a static shock and jitters for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886462
We just got a new molestable bird

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886499
I wish I had a Kitsune who took care of me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886499
I want to do this to a old fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886178
Where does the misconception that spoilering a rule-breaking post makes it okay come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886557
>"Haaahn?! Anon- A-ara.. if you do that, I'll...!"

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>>19886555

that feel, i know it

[Anonymous No.]

New single from The Ocean out and new Flow Kelp is coming along nice. Maybe the new album means the portal is closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886747
Does that mean The Day Of The Rape is closer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886807
The Great Rapenning yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19865069
You know what to order

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
I want to stretch her with my meat if you get what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Vegan?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the best vampires are studious and wear purple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Meatlovers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
1 large bacon and pepperoni

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Meat lovers are best lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Hello yes I'd like to order two large meat lovers and a medium pizza, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
WHUMF

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Girl is thicker than peanut butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Yeah, another Meatlovers over here please. Oh and for taking out, I'm not fucking letting go of this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
An order of jalapeno poppers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Pineapple and ham?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
good i guess, i want to do mamono stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna slap a jiangshi’s butt while she just lays there and takes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19885115
>Introducing my recently moved in Hellhound gf to the house
>Well by girlfriend I mean she claimed me in the woods and then followed me home and subsequently claimed my bed, so I guess we are dating
>She mostly just smugly sits in my bed, lazes on the couch, and sniffs my laundry. >Occasionally she plays with the toaster and gets strange delight watching toast pop out.
>One day I finally get a moment in between work and uh her passions to pop in a vidya and start playing
>Without warning she hops on top of me and sits her plump ass in my lap with her ears straight up while staring intently at the screen
>"Wha-what's this? What's going on this isn't the, um, what do you call it? Oh yeah, TV shows, yeah, that's what they're called?"
>"Yeah, these are video games, I use this type of remote and press buttons and basically make the characters on the screen do stuff. There's all kinds of games, this one you can actually play with others."
>"Oh yeah? Like me and you can play?"
>"Well, this ones competitive but if your trying to lose..."
>At this the flames surrounding her iris's exploded as her smug expression returned with a vengeance
>"Hahaha! Are you saying I'd lose hmmm? To a man, riiiight, just like when I "lost" to you at the footrace in the forest when we first met?"
>"That wasn't exactly a ra-"
>"Or how you "win" at our nightly "wrestling" matches hmmm?"
>"Again, that's not how we humans wre-"
>Putting a paw to your mouth she interrupts you again before picking up the second controller
>"Hah, as if a man could beat me at anything, fine let's play heheh"
>Oh fuck this it's game on
>Pop in some sports game, after all you've shown her how sports work and you'd rather not give her something complicated
>It's very clear this isn't her forte, not to mention she can barely use the controller with her massive paws
>Can't help but stifle a laugh as her frustration grows along with your lead
>Her smugness dissipates into determination, then confusion, and finally anger
>As the buzzer sounds you don't notice the look of utter rage on her face over your laughter
>Turn towards her only to be greeted by piercing, flaming eyes, a low growl, and a face full of bad intentions
>"Y-you punk, you runt, how, h-how, no way! no way! That's it, you're gonna pay!"
>At this she let's out a bone chilling howl and pounces on top of you pinning you to the ground
>She stares down at you and licks her lips before beginning panting
>"You may have gotten me this time but I know something you'll never beat me at"
>Gulping you barely have time to scream before having your pelvis pulverized until you pass out.
>Awaken to find yourself with your head laying in your lap as she cycles through various video games with a look of determination
>Upon realizing your awake, she glances down at you blushing, before giving you a coy smile and gently patting your face
>"Hmph, sorry for the outburst but don't worry, I won't let you be better than me for much longer."
>And so began your waifus adventures into gaming, it stopped being so intense once you began playing co-op but every now and then her competitive streak flared which always led to similar results...

[Anonymous No.]

Are MGs able to enjoy music? Like beyond setting up the sexy hour and stuff
would your mg enjoy to play it listen Cytus 1 & 2/Deemo?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that comfy weekend sleeping is best sleeping, all monsters know this and must listen

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887170
Even rapetrains should respect the day of rest with slower tantric sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887178
Yep, a little known fact is that ushis can go maximum comfy when they desire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887152
Y'know, this is almost exactly how my waifu got into magic.
She saw spellcasters, and the average beastman involvement in magic, and decided "fuck that, I'll show you all."

>>19887186
It's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887170
Comfy Ice Queen sleep snuggles where she won't let you go to get more of your heat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884587
Extremely nervous and anxious, literal metal taste in my mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887178
>>19887186
>Minos slowly making out with their husband while their breasts are gently squeezed
>Ushis wrapping their legs around their special one and cooing at him rubbing their underside
>Whitecaps snuggling under the blanket while sitting in hubby’s lap, leaning their head against his chest
>manticore casually pumping their plaything’s cock but in a gentle manner with only mild suction and no spikes
>mershark gently nibbling their mate’s shoulder while lazily drifting with him in the ocean currents
All is peaceful and comfortably lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887152
What game are you playing with her?
Oh! That’s a Baseball!

[Anonymous No.]

Which monstergirls are the best at baby-sitting your daughteru?

For some reason I like to imagine the local Bunyip in the lake being really good with kids because her autism allows for her to let loose and be herself around children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887220
>the whole day with your relatively recent ice queen wife, you feel like she barely wants to keep you around from how cold she seems
>crawl into bed at night expecting her to be frigid and keep you on your side of the bed
>”Husband... did... I do something wrong?”
>you look over in shock to see her looking at you with earnest eyes
>”If... you don’t want to cuddle, I apologize for whatever I did...”
>and then they were inseparable the rest of the night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887247
I mostly play 2K or FPS, she likes the quick action.
The grand strategy games and RPGs are saved for when I headcanon with my Anubis waifu.

>>19887207
Does she succeed? Does she practice on you? Or does her attempts turn in to hilarious blunders?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887268
>>19887242
>>19887152
Is there anything more beautiful than a newlywed monster couple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887170
Slept for 13 hours two days in a row. I wish my dormouse daughter was here so I could cuddle with her in bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887267
All of them that are NOT associated with the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
Holy fuck she's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887268
If she wants to be a cuddlebug, I'm getting the extra long cuddling muffler to wrap around both of us to make it even harder to stop snuggling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887324
She’s a LN succucutie. How could she not be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887289
Yes, yes, not usually.
Honestly, I'd say she'd be way better than I would be, in no small part due to the time and effort she put into improving at it.
In the uncommon event that she does bungle something, that's when she gets scary, because she's loath to stop at her work until she figures out what exactly went wrong. Which means that I'm going to be stuck "helping" her until then. Gotta get that mana and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887267
I'd get my daughteru a baby sitter/older sister kiki. I'm sure they would become great friends.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to brainfuck a wight and stain her thoughts with cum until she turns into a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887327
>wrap the two of you up in said item
>she snuggles in so close it’s like she’s trying to combine with you or something
>in the morning you expect her to have woken up early to begin her queenly duties
>instead you have to practically drag her out away from you, with her pleading ‘just five more minutes, dearest...’ over and over

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887347
Good thinking, I'm sure she'll be a good influence. I let my daughteru be watched by that nice extremist demon but she came back home saying something about weak daddy was and how it was her and mommies duty to protect me from myself...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887402
That’s kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887402
>”Waaaaah! Mommy I don’t want daddy to die!!!”
>”Sweetie, why on earth would daddy die?! He’s safe here with us honey!”
>”He might step on a nail and get an inflection or or he might have a hard attack! We have to keep daddy safe from himself!”
>That your wife didn’t laugh it off or correct her and instead looked like she was seriously considering your daughter’s words was troubling

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887419
>”Baby, what our daughter said today.. that’s just all a silly joke, right? Humans don’t... you don’t really have hearts that give out from overexcitement, do you?”
What do you tell her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887402
Imagine how nice it’d be to accidentally woo a Loli demon and have her yandere side bloom as she tries to dote over you and protect you from all those “threats” in your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887443
It may be a problem when shog figures out the perils of a central nervous system and that humans only have singles of many important organs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887423
>Laugh it off and explain it's not as simple as that
>Not realizing you'r wife is dead serious you begin explaining the multiple factors leading to heart attacks
>Around the point when your explaining clots and zones of infarct you hear wife gently begin to sob
>Oh shit you're an idiot
>Hold her close and gently pat her telling her that these things don't happen to healthy young men like yourself
>*S-sniff* "That's good I suppose... and the thing about organs that quit working, th-that's all a lie right??"
>This is gonna be a long night

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887423
Simple, you tell your wife you’re about to show her just how tough you are and you tell your daughter, you and mommy are going to have a secret competition in the bedroom to prove how strong daddy is. Then, once you close the door and lock it, you take your waifu to pound town and give it all you got. If you want to believe in HFY, now’s the time to F as much as you can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887453
I don’t quite get it. Is she forcing those symptoms on him or something?

Never mind I’m an idiot. Explaining, not experiencing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887307
Only once they have a newlyborn daughteru

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887460
>If you want to believe in HFY, now’s the time to F as much as you can.
Ok I laughed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887460
>bending my big beefcake minotaur wife over and giving it to her doggystyle so hard she’s screaming my name and crying
>not letting up until she’s crawling to the door to try and get some relief
>dragging her back by her ankle and mating pressing her into a crater
>feeling her heart beating so fucking hard and fast it practically jiggles her huge tits in its own

>head downstairs the next day to daughter cutely eating self poured cereal
>”Who won mommy who won daddy?”
>mino wife puts my head under her tits with her torso-sized arms draped over me openly groping me
>”Oh, daddy won sweetie. Daddy really won~”
>her hand suddenly squeezes my manhood over my pants, hard
>”...this time, at least.”

Love it.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider this, how would the different type of monster girls play Stellaris?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887497
Big beefy musclemonsters are for making lovely subs in bed. Good job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887477
I’ll admit I like “Humanity Fuck Yeah” specifically for that second part. I don’t care about dominating species or whatever, but I do enjoy that “human instinct” of adventure where we will go out and try to romance and fuck that ushi-oni or that manticore or that weresheep. Let’s try it and have fun with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887465
Ganbatte Dorome-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887506
Probably with a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887524
I’m gonna irrumate you Charon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887519
As adorable and lovable doromes are, it still feels rather silly to be rolling around and fucking mud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887530
All the same, I couldn't stand to let one cry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887530
I disagree. She’s in my top five while no other slime is. Hot mudbaths are fucking amazing and I would not mind being claimed by a Dorome as my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887402
She sure would and it would help my daughter grow up proud and healthy, knowing she has her older sister as a "servant"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887515
I mean, that's not really part of HFY, that's just the shtick given to humans in every setting where there's more sapient species. And it's appropiate because everyone interested in those settings would actually be a human that dreams about stuff like that. And irl we have expanded across the entire globe, even if circumstances were entirely inappropiate (I mean, shit like eskimos and tuaregs exist) so humans are, if nothing else, curious creatures.

HFY is more about the jerking off about dumbass shit humans do as if the idea that other species couldn't even drink alcohol (I once unironically saw a hfyshitter jerking himself off about it) was inconceivable and they should stand in awe at us for it and having every single species be absolutely nothing but cannon fodder when confronted by humans. Which also happens to make for a very poor setting not worth exploring, ironically.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887552
Just imagine how happy and ecstatic your cuten simple mud wife would be hearing that. You gonna get cuddled by those huge hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887566
Yeah. I’m more for exploration and embracing (in multiple senses of the word) all manner of beings rather than curb stomping everything else because we’re humans and that’s wHaT wE dO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887402
What if a demon married a hero stronger than her and she's the one being protected?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887609
She'd blush like a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887552
The image of rolling around in a shallow puddle and moaning and climaxing over and over again feels a bit pathetic. However, if she's big enough for a bath, then that sounds lovely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887661
Anon... they’re big enough to fill a dungeon and even make multiple copies of themselves at full size. Dorome is big!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887152
Man, i don't know why, but i always love reading stories of Monster Girls learning about modern stuff or just MGs getting transported to our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19886830
>stretchymeat.png
I'd stretch her meat if you know what I'm saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887701
Imagine showing a ghandarva Spotify or iTunes. It would be so cute if she found songs with lyrics she really liked and wanted to learn how to play them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887729
>Dearest! I learned a song that I think you'll enjoy!
>The lyrics truly describe the passion and commitment to love that the singer shares for his other, even if they don't reciprocate in the same way
>Here I go! https://youtube.com/watch?v=XoNK06rqcK4

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887783
>she's just about to start
>suddenly, the cheshire next door starts blasting some music that drowns her out
>it's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2_oTwz9_uk

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887803
Fuck, wrong video. I'll delete this in a second. Disregard me, I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887453
>You are now forbidden from drinking with your wine goat neighbor

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884981
Ropu's Sabbath actually sleeps, and hunts.
Kuro's Sabbath is run like loli version of Pandemonium.

[Anonymous No.]

Nuki gang Nuki gang Nuki gang Nuki gang Nuki gang Nuki gang Nuki gang
Got three rings on her tail game
Gonna tax all boyim till she gets laid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887926
What are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887783
Ghandarva no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887926
Being a cop must be horrible, all the harassment from the criminals and the ones that do it on purpose Can’t wait to join up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887950
Trashy delinquents with big breasts, just make sure they don't heavily outnumber you when you tell them off for loitering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887967
>trashy delinquent MGs with big heaving milkers
Oh you know I gotta stop and frisk that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887976
>>19887967
You don’t think there’d be a gang of trashy Monstergirls who require at least an H cup to join, do you? Led by a big scruffy catgirl that has a fondness for giving the man the middle finger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887993
>'Hey Copper! Whadya think of these?!'
>She hikes up her tank top and lets her massive jugs slap against her chest as they fall out.

[Anonymous No.]

>just ate Chinese
>no plump Jiangshi to give me a lewd grinding lapdance
It isn’t fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888009
Assault on an officer! Move to detain! Chest hold to subdue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887993
>no trashy huge-breasted mouse gang to get kidnapped and mindbroken by
I want to be their boytoy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888018
>There's a scuffle between you and the delinquents.
>Ends up with you being restrained and a big heaving boob held against your face.
>'Drink up, pig!'

You'll get them back for this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19887993
All kind of groups, rat gangs, both mofu and tanuki mafia lurking, even the little girls that dont’ have a group like mice and baphos start committing crimes so you visit them And the thick and busty ones will start hiding stuff in their clothes so you have to frisk them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888019
>”Heya, slut. Where you goin? Nah nah nah. You’re comin with us, fat cock.”
>you get aggressively pulled into their alleyway hideout and fondled and groped all over
>”You’re our property now, slut, ya hear? You’re our fat cock now, that’s your life now. Now get that dick out so we can get started. We got fifty members all wantin a piece of that dick, cheeseboy. So get it out already, slut!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888026
Bastards (female)! I won’t be brought low by this! I’ll suck both huge leaky jugs in defiance of their disregard for justice!
Which will transition from angry sucking into passionate sucking and fingerbanging her under her bootyshorts while the other girls look on more aroused than angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888039
>Word gets around that Anon knows how to handle a big boob.
>Every monster criminal, delinquent or serial rapist with a very endowed chest area finds out.

Now you've done it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888014
>there are cannibals in this thread
spoopy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888014
Is it from that Chinese Takeout Jiangshi, the rival of Pizzabus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888049
Send them all, I can take it. I shall be the city’s protector against large-breasted injustice. Call me... Tiddycop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888062
Yep. I just can’t resist their noodles, beef and very porky Jiangshi waitress

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888062
Order Chinese and Pizza at the same time and see what happens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888031
>50
Now that’s a proper harem! I may lose my rights as a human but being their husband-property must be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

How do Salamanders react when they accidentaly hurt their weak husband in training they are training because he confessed to her, and gets a scar? Will she be mad at him for not progressing? Get worried? Or smirk and say to herself "Heh. I remember my first training scar! Im glad I was the one to give him his first!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888085
>"Rights? Heh heh, a week in and he's still talkin about 'rights' and shit. Listen up, slut, you've got that gooood dick that me and the girls can't resist, but don't for a second think that means you get any special 'rights'."
>"The only rights you got are suckin on these fat tits in your face all day and night and feeling our tight pussies milk those fat nads until you're pumping like a firehose, got it cheeseboy?"
>"Damn though... where is it all comin from anyway? Its like you don't know how to stop!"
Mice incubus are usually easily resigned to their fate, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888086
Really probably depends on the Salamander individaully.
Some may feel bad, some may think its normal, and some that are more traditional chinese variety may laugh and use it as a teaching experience, giving you whelps all the time with their wooden staffs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888086
A scar is forever! And whenever you see it you'll be thinking of her!

[Anonymous No.]

Well I do think Khepri harems are about 30 girls or so. I also think (though its my headcanon) that you can keep waifuing Soldier Beetles you encounter until you have an army in the double digits. I think its very, very rare for harems to go past 5 or so (mainly because the man because less and less attractive the more wife mamono mana he has). But I think these 2 races are among the exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888104
Will she get jealous if another girl gives you a scar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888093
Yeah, I’d be resigned to that. Though I hope they don’t mind me acting lovey-dovey all the time. Everyone knows the real backbone to any good gang is a caring husband! Though they’d probably stick to calling me cheeseboy or slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888108
She'd be completely livid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888108
>Any other girl hurts her husband
I fairly sure she would go berserk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888105
Khepris seem like low double digits mass. Their no doubt a harem species but on the lower end of the dedicated harem species.
The higher end being Large Mouse and Devilbugs, which I feel like average from around 50 to even up to 100.

And I love them all for different reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888113
>"Hey cheeseboy! You likin these Double G's in your face, slut? Hahaaa!"
>You cheerily motorboat them and tell her she's such a lovely girl and you love them and her so much
>"U-uwaa... well, uh... t-thanks, hub- I mean, slut..."
>Another girl sucking on your balls speaks up
>"Oi! Playin favorites, slutboy? You gotta lotta nerve, bitch!"
>Pat her head and ruffle her ears while telling her that they're ALL your favorites and you could never say any girl was more lovely than another because all of them are max love!
>She blushes as her tail flicks, and covers her face in adorable self-embarrassment before busying herself by going in on your balls twice as fervently
You're a good husband, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888152
They’re all getting peppered with dozens of kisses once my balls are empty! Though I’ll make sure to give each of them a creampie so big their stomachs ooze baby-batter the rest of the night!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888118
>Salamander needs to tend an emergency, leaves you with Order trainer woman for a day
>She returns and you go back to your usual routine, though she notices you are having more trouble than usual and are somewhat lacking enthusiasm. Maybe you are tired.
>Bath times at the river comes, you dont want to go in
>She rips your clothes to shreds, to find some lashes wounds that will definitively leave a scar
>"Why didnt you told me?!"
>You tell her you got those for not performing well and didnt wanted to disappoint her
>She rush to see the trainer
>"Look. The man is really bad at this, I was losing patience, so I had to whip him each time he failed at the exercises. What is the big deal?! You gave him that small scar at his shoulder. Maybe you should look for a more skilled partner."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888120
Well technically he is not her husband, but her betrothed, he only becomes her husband once he manages to fight her (or until DE addiction sets in, and she just stops caring about his status as a warrior)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888177
>Fifty bakunyuu Large Mice delinquents panting and moaning with bloated, overflowing wombs laying strewn about the gang hideout, some totally bukakked in the stuff while others are extra stuffed
>Anon, only lightly panting, walks about kissing each and everyone multiple times with care and happy cheeriness
>In that moment, he was no longer something to own for them, but something to strive for, as each girl began to associate having a deliciously humongous creampie stuffing them with cute little kisses from him

[Anonymous No.]

How about
Drunk ryu mother in law?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888213
What a sight! I think the only thing that’d make it better would be helping them form a little cuddle-pile and sleeping amongst their semi-conscious bodies. And one of them is getting their titties sucked the entire night.

[Anonymous No.]

>Now you believe me Im trained well enough to protect you and you dont need to hire anyone else, master? Because if you are not, I can show you all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888247
Roomba's don't suplex mastah, and you can put guns on them, so no thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888230
So you mean anon chilling with his ryu wife and her mother crashes in drunk celebrating her daughters engagement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888304
Fuck roomas
Its microwaves kiki's hate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888314
I've got a professor who has spent her entire life refusing to learn how to use one. What's wrong with microwave ovens?

[Anonymous No.]

Send cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888354
My definition of cute is kinda broad, bellies to boobhats and everything in between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888354
One basket of cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888354
Young boys falling prey to older women is cute right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888372
>Cecil you misplaced the bottom of my armor again
>Now how will you take responsibility for this?
Careless squire boys are a liability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888364
Cute
>>19888367
Cute
>>19888372
Cute

Thanks for cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888354
Hardmode: No Latenight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888414

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888349
some people say other methods taste better

[Anonymous No.]

>Be married to a (non-loli) Nacho
>One day while you're being her chair she notices some marks on your body
>After some "encouragement" you say that some bullies have been beating you up and taking your money these past feq days
>You expect her to call you a worm or ralk about how pathetic you are but instead she gets really quiet
>She says she has business to attend to and you will not leave the house
>She comes back in a new hours and doesn't say a word about it
>Next day you notice the bullies and get ready to run from another beating
>instead they're running from you, screaming they're sorry and send "her" again
>You ask her about this and she says not to ask such idiotic questions
>you thank her anyway
>She continues to insult you but you notice she is blushing a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888476
Cute. Getting married to a Nacho at an early age would be interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888476
>Married
>Is bullied
Someone got problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888515
I guess some people deserve to be bullied.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888414

[Anonymous No.]

i want a tsun imouto witch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888524
Nee-chans should not bully their little brothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888525
Hogging all the fluff for herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888550
Self-fluffing can be habit forming.
Just ask the foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888555
Everyone loves fluff, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Monstergirl Encyclopedia's Demon Energy be used as an alternative source of energy, as in a form of powering our homes, machinery and technology?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888538
And tanuki shouldn't swindle innocent boyim out of their hard earned shekels. But this is the world we live in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888550
i'm gonna fight her for the fluff!

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna molest a rata and make her into a female animal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888620
What

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888587
Duh, how do you think golems and automatons work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888631

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888587
If the gremlin profile is anything to go by, DE and modern electrics dont mix

[Anonymous No.]

So crabman has fallen I'll

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888690
Why's that again? I thought Gremlins can reverse engineer shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888476
Nachos are perma-lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888762
KC said there are different versions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888738
You'll what? Take over for him? Good luck man!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888784
I could never take over crabs work
If i did i would redo EMG with the original brothers concept, and remove the furries from both that and 12 beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888796
The brothers concept?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888802
In the original one shots it implied that the dudes with the monstergirls were all brothers (or at the very least the slime and harpy guys were)
sometimes its considered to have worked better than what we got

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888802
Bunch of brothers with different girls instead of one guy with a harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888796
I wouldn't remove them, just De-fur them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888844
And you're view on the monster boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888852
1.your*
2.I makes sense to have them on the basis that a certian races could not be around for as long as they are and not interacted with humans without some form of reproduction
HOWEVER thats as far as any mention should have gotten, ous side of that, the show is called everyday life with monsterGIRLS for a goddamn reason, and outside of historical context their existence is at best unessasary and at worse detrimental to the fans you want to appeal to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888796
I always thought the brothers concept was kinda silly and the reason people liked it more was because was bare bones and had porn so they could head canon their own versions. Flesh it out a little and take away the monster dicking and people would complain about it again for one reason or another due to the way it would develop.

I do hope crabman gets better though, he's partly the reason I got into monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888852
EMG=fuck 'em don't want that shit
12 Beast= the isekai fantasy adventure is more the focus over the lewd, so i would just tone it down and make it like them look like the faunus in RWBY or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888802
You have not seen the shorts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888755
Furthermore, just like the automaton, the devices they carry are weak to electricity, and if a big current were to flow through them, they would go haywire immediately. Should that happen, the devices meant to provide pleasure to a man will instead attack them, binding their body and toying with it, injecting aphrodisiacs, making them melt, and grabbing their legs and forcibly spreading them apart, offering their body to a man. Such kinds of malfunctions could occur, among other things.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you snort Shoggoth dust?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889052
You Insight increases.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889052
>>19889058
>Perception +4
>Intelligence +2
>Sanity Points (-10 per minute)
>Health Points (+1 per minute)
Effects last 1 hour.
With the Mastah perk, only gain (PER +2, INT +1) but sanity loss is negated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
I have no idea if the tabletop rules allow for any of this or not but I'll take it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
>that weird, but rich kid at school with a shog maid

Shog /ss/ is pretty nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
what about the incomprehensible flesh perk?
the one that negates physical damage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889148
>was just in an /a/ thread about Black Lagoon and started thinking about how lucky the kid who has Roberta for a maid is
>then this
Anon are the old gods trying to tell me something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889167
A stern combat kiki is something I really want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
Weird chaos creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889157
That's a very high-level perk only available to those who've already taken the Mastah perk and have obtained the highest affinity possible with your shoggoth meido follower.
Shoggflesh Perk:
>Physical attacks do -100% damage
>Take 50% more damage from fire
>Pleasure from your shoggoth meido increased by 500%
Gain the ability to merge with your shoggoth meido for any period of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
Shogs are scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888952
That just means you don't overload the charge, not that it doesn't work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889376
shogs are lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889376
>"Scary?" "What do you mean?" "My maid is super cool!"
>meanwhile, behind the young master, shog gives a really creepy smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889124
I sure wish Less was able to finish my Shog request before his computer exploded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19888852
Monsterboys in the Crabverse make sense, especially in the case of Centaurs since Chiron was an oddity to them. Not being a drunken, creatine doping, /fit/ poster Chad.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889794
I feel the NEED.
The NEED to BREED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889794
Nice tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889239
That sounds like a nice perk to have and I be fusing with my shog would be really trippy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889779
I think Crab-kun’s greatest mistake was succumbing to incorporating memes into his designs. He takes a saying or particular fact and applies it to an unreasonable extreme
>Harpies forget after 3 steps
>Mermaids enjoy tragedy due to some old guy’s fairy tale
>Centaurs, despite being individuals with independent thought, breed like a domesticated controlled population
>Leaches ... yeah
If he would just dial it back to a lesser extreme when creating the characters, it would be a lot better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889900
No, his mistake was doing shut like MGs cheating on their husbands/boyfriends.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to marry a shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890077
I want to marry a masoslut Kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890077
Yes, I think that point is well established by now.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are shit
Change my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890100
The secret maid cabal will organise a mind flayer appointment for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890107
>can't make a convincing argument without literally fucking it straight into the brain
JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890100
Kikimora would make good motivational meals

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890169
Do you mead eating food the Kiki makes or eating her out for motivation?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it is best to stock up on all needed items when traveling as some item sellers are racoons in disguise

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890169
Meals make me sleepy. Who eats to get motivated?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890208
Reminder that revealing these disguised merchants gives you the chance to purchase high-quality goods.

This is discussed in the profile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890208
You say that as if it was a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890209
Popeye

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890214
Is one of them a simple golden band that seems to have significant importance to monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890100
Your opinion is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890209
Tuna has stuff that boosts focus among other things
People used it eating during exam times in my day

[Anonymous No.]

you are now viewing this as the main body of a shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890234
That's...not for sale...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890241
>Not even a argument
JUST

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890264
Oh? Then why is it on a counter?
Does one need to complete a quest to get it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890100
There's no fixing terminal shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever felt like setting something on fire just to watch the flames?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890267
the argument is that it is only your opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890261
Is it wrong that I want to pet her abomination half? It looks kind of cute in a weird way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890250
>In my day
How old are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890288
>The tongue starts licking you like a puppy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890296
Old enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890100
The maid aesthetic can be too much, especially if you want someone who is an equal or dominating of you, but having someone who genuinely cares about you and your needs and tries their best to help you is a sure fire sign they love you with all of their being.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890281
I've been tempted to do that in other threads on the site but never these. Don't shit where you eat and all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890298
Okay that does it, the abomination half is without a doubt cute. The only worrying part would be a tendril grabbing you and not letting you stop petting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890328
I was talking about actual fire but thats fine too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890339
May i direct you to the nearest Ignis cobol?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890339
You okay buddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890326
Any of the girls can learn to cook and clean. There is nothing special about the maids unless getting called "Mastah" turns you on.

Besides, Giant Slug is wearing a maid outfit as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890335
>She looks down at her mass licking and holding you tight
>”Alright now, that’s quite enough”
>The tendril pulls your leg tighter and the tongue blows a raspberry at her top half
>”How improper, you’ll have to forgive me Master.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890358
Exactly. People who love maids are in it for either the aesthetic, the master/servant play, or just enjoy having someone loving clean up and take care of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890375
This thread is obsessed with maids.

It's absolute cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890381
It’s just as obsessed with lolis, breasts, abs, and ass. People enjoy things and you shouldn’t let it annoy you. I hate lolis but I don’t sperg about it whenever the Sabbath is brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890358
I like the idea of adopting a loli kiki and raising her to bea good maid to a good master. They make top tier wives, daughters and friends, kikis are just great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890359
Shogs are silly, the lower half is just more honest. I'm more of a Kiki guy this is cute stuff.
>>19890381
You could say "obsessed" about any other popular topic too. Things are just popular for a reason, you don't have to like them for it to make sense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890381
I wouldn't mind a Cancer maid, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889239
>50% more damage from fire
What happens if i burn myself cooking?
Or get too close to a candle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890422
Rocks fall. Everyone dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890416
I wish someone would greentext cleaning mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890416
With the whole trying to make humans lose themselves to gluttony and sloth by doing everything for them, I would like a Devil maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889239
>Pleasure from your shoggoth meido increased by 500%
I bet Shog's going to love the obscene faces you'll pull when you spurt uncontrollably inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890519
I can't seem to find the place c right jow, but I'd be crying tears of joy if Devil-chan fed me food.

[Anonymous No.]

Which girl gives the best backrubs? I want to say Tentacle because those washbuckets look like they would feel amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890494
i want a cancer to clean me by rubbing me with her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890581
i bet a shog wrapping herself around you would feel amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890581
Yuki-onna or Glacies, you get the icy hot effect

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890610
That's a wrap, not a rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890615
>Ice cubes on my back
Next you'll be saying lava golem because hot coals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890619
but the inside of a shogrobe could massage you all over

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890581
>Hundreds of tendrils licking and kissing your backside
>Unable to think straight due to how relaxed you are
>All the while Tentacle keeps asking in her genki voice:
"Does it feel good? Does it feel good?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890628
Yeah, but it's more like a massage chair than a real back massage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890652
perhaps a harem of mice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890681
Elaborate
Please be specific
and graphic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890107
>maid cabal
>seedier side of MGC Maid Central
>most ‘bodyguard’ type maids come from the cabal when they want “retire”
>ran by a council of maid bosses with the oldest being named “Baba-Sama”
>all she really wants is a master to spoil and care for
>but no one would take an old hag like her way past her years right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890715
I like old maids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890681
A guy enrolls into an Inari Cooking School and goes into a Hinezumi dojo to promote the school by giving free snacks, on his way out he is informed he is not allowed to leave.
>And then, after he made us dinner. He fed each of us mouth to mouth. I felt so warm and happy while he was feeding me.
>Oh that is so sweet!
>And then what happened?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890715
This is why the Sabbath always wins. All other cults are shit led by ugly old hags. Maybe if they teamed up with the Sabbath and embraced the resplendence of youth, they would stand a chance at survival.

Perhaps if some maids multiclassed, I might actually care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890755
Ni-su reposu-to desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890615
>thanks to having an Echidna for a mom a miracle happened and you’re now childhood friends with a Tsundere Glacies and her simple but loving Lava Golem twin
I have no idea where I was going with this idea except for getting stuck fucking the Glacies and having to call the lava golem sister to help out which in turn nets you two waifus after you fuck them both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890778
Have fun being encased in lava/rock for all eternity

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890755
Cant the school sue the dojo? You cant just kidnap cooking students like that. Inari will be mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890715
>be a senator from your state
>get called to a meeting for your political party in MGC
>get assigned a ‘bodyguard’ for the duration of the trip
>you don’t understand but if the government is paying for it then it’s whatever
>you also don’t understand why you have to meet this bodyguard at ‘Maid Central’
>oh she’s one of those Kikimora girls
>your cousin married one, Sharon was her name
>you’re approached by a maid at the front desk, she looks a little older
>and she definitely looks burnt out from all of her work
>”You’re the VIP? Tch, this will be a cakewalk for Veronica.” She says as she signals another Kikimora over
>this one is even bigger standing at about six foot five with white hair and an eyepatch over her left eye where you can see something happened to it because of the scars on her face
>she starts blushing as she notices you’re staring at her face and moves to cover up her scars
>you turn your face away and tell her that you’ll be in her care this week and that you hope you two can get together
>wait, where did all this niceness come from?
>you were supposed to be mad at this inconvenience!
>but seeing Veronicas face makes you want to praise her for anything she does
>a feeling in your gut tells you that this will be a good week

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890757
I shouldn't get turned on by these damned Sabbath troublemakers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890755
Do they catcall and whistle while he meekly walks through the dojo? Do they spank and grope him while he is cooking? Do they make him wear nothing but an apron when he is serving food? Because that would be bullying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890739
But would you take an old maid who has done horrible things for the sake of family, honor, and loyalty?
She’s done some things that keep her up at night anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890494
>Such a hopeless mastah
>Always making a mess of himself
>But not to worry
>I will make you nice and clean
>From the top of your head
>To the tips of your toes
>And everywhere in between
>And I won't stop
>Until the job is done
>Even if you beg and plead
>Even if you scream and cry
>I won't stop
>Until you are clean
>Right down to your very soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890855
This is the Inari cooking school, not Oni’s Burger Shack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890855
Not that guy, but I’d loved to be catcalled and hit on by buff Amazoness construction workers!
Then I’d file a complaint with the project manager and she just hit on me too!

[Anonymous No.]

I think all factions are stupid and lame, what do I need to make my own faction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890845
And yet you do.
Listen to your feelings, Anon
Rejoice, and let the feast begin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890869
Blackjack and hookers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890869
>Factions are lame
>I want to start one
Your first member is a teasing Cheshire, who's only really here to laugh at you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890860
Yes, and she's getting daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890757
But the Baphomets are the oldest hags of them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890860
I would take her
Her wicked life that is. It is the only just thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890861
oodly enough I like her for vanilla reasons
I have a thing for red hair and twin tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890887
They don't look it. And the cunny is a tight as ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890872
I only got one dick, but there's so many different branches to consider

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890887
Lolibabas are truly miracles

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890901
Having watched her lose scene all the way through, starting from the fight...

This fetish of mine will never go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>19884202
They're fucking MGQ fans, ANYTHING would be justice served.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890865
If you read the post he was replying to. The guy from the Inari cooking school got kidnapped by a Hinezumi dojo after he went there offering free snacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890875
not radical enough

>>19890878
well if I don't who will?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890887
Except for that gyaru one which isn't lying about her youth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19890930
He deserves it. What kind of slut goes in alone, wearing an apron to a place full of celibate strong monsters? He was asking to get raped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19889900
Yeah that's something that kind of irks me as well. He could have done something interesting with Hans Christian Andersen's Little Mermaid and its relation with Mero and her view of romance. But no, he applied it to virtually the entire species like a dipshit, robbing her of individuality.

The Centaurs in some ways makes sense, since in the original Greek myths they were one of the few races ( Along with Satyrs ) that were always drawn with gigantic penises. That being seen, of course, in that culture as meaning they were brutes controlled by their more base instincts like lust. The whole shit with using human teasers so the females would actually mate with the males just made the male Centaurs a biological redundancy, though, since humans and Centaurs can inter-breed as evidenced by Cerea.

I'm not going to comment on the Leech or Cathyl being a dumb cunt though since I don't feel like opening that can of worms, pun intended.

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>>19890688
>Be sucker anon who agreed to help somebody move
>Bitch didn't obey the rule of feeding your laborers
>Come home exhausted and hungry but decide on having sleep for dinner and plop on the couch face first
>Your qtp2t group of petite mice sense you are home and emerge from the designated napping room while rubbing the sleep from their eyes
>The smallest one approaches you as the others make a ruckus in the kitchen in the search of snacks
>After a few failed attempts to have you pat and cuddle her she calls out to the others saying that you don't look well
>A collective gasp is followed by them rushing to the couch to see what's wrong
>your stomach grumbles and you tell them all you're just sore and hungry from heavy lifting
>Two of them are already well on their way back into the kitchen as the small one leans over to kiss you on the cheek and rub the back of your head
>She climbs up to sit on your toosh and pulls your shirt up so she can lay her head on your warm back and hug your sides
>The other two come back with grapes and a juice pack
>You are now being hand-fed grapes with occasional sips of juice and your wife on your back has switched to rubbing your back
>It is only when you let out a sigh of relief and she feels you relax do they stop their service
>The biggest one who can take your weight makes her tired husband roll over so she can get under you and allow her chest to be your new pillow
>Your living room is now filled with pillows and blankets because they all want to return to napping and be near their love
>The mouse who has you using her soft chest proceeds to scratch the back of your head and the warmth of the one laying on your bare back returns to soothe you and allow for sleep
first time doing a green ever i'm sorry it's shit

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>>19890981
>and your wife on your back has switched to rubbing your back
i gave myself aids

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Looks like these faggots just got back from lubch break

Anyway, good news Anon. You've hit the jackpot! Now please lie down on this seemingly harmless slab so you can receive your prize.

Which is totally not a sadistic footjob

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>>19890757

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>>19890930
As fun as it is to think about yandere large mice or dormice, a real yandere hinezumi could actually be pretty scary!

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>>19890981
Everyone has to start somewhere
greentexts are a great way to prevent the thread from being shit

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>>19890904
>stink-lines in the shape of hearts

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>>19890872
That tummy needs cummies.

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>>19890955
Why did she decide to go for the gyaru bitch aesthetic?

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>>19890981
I want to fuck multiple mice

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>>19891013
It's a pheromone spell, where have you been?

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>>19891013
its her female musk indicating she needs to be bred

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>>19890995
You should listen to her, Anon!

She looks super trustworthy!

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>>19890995
Best prize. Let me push that button again.

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>>19891005
Now imagine an entire dojo of them.

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>>19890995
>last spoiler
You say that like I don’t want that to happen to me.

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>>19890855
Is girls admiring a male naked apron a thing?

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>>19891013
>Skunk girl when

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>>19891130
that will instantly turn to a shitty disgusting fart fetish meme

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>>19891056
Would grappling be allowed in Hinezumi and Jinko dojos?
That's a lot of compromising positions and close skin contact.

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>>19891139

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>>19890715
Old maid kiksi are made for mating press

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>>19890981
I absolutely loved it Anon, keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go adventuring with my Mage Vampire wife.

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>>19887152
Tomboys are objectively the best kind of girls

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>>19891038
This guy needs to hurry up and give us a new update already

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>>19891199
>All her higher tier spells require your blood

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>>19891207
Exactly.
>”Look out honey, a fierce beast! Come, let me feed on your mana to cast Grand Boiling Blood!”
>it’s just a basic small demon boar

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>>19891189
Thanks.

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>>19891199
Do you hold her parasol for her or do you do most your moving at night?

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>>19891276
We’d be active from 2pm until 4am and sleep (and fuck) other hours.

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Ded?

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>>19891405
Gotta do chores

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>>19891405
the usual "I'm here but got nothin"
plus I got my writing and stuff

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>>19891405
Do you really have nothing else going on?

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>tfw you will never find a hidden Eden of nothing but monster girls and get them all pregnant

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>>19891405
Alive.

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>>19891405
people don't talk about my favorite mg.

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>>19891515
I like werebats

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>>19891519
Its demons for me.

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Mge werewolves world cry when the see how DA sees them

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I want to hire a Flayer to wipe my memory of my favorite songs so that I can hear them for the first time again.

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>>19891557
Same but for Okami.

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>>19891557
I want one to remove the memories that make me hiss through my teeth and hit my head till they go away

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>>19891577
Fucking SAME

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>>19890995
>spoiler
lovely

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>>19891577
> every time you go to Flayer Felicity's Psycho Adjustment Clinic after that she just looks at you smugly
> "You had lasagna earlier? Funny, I didn't think you would ever have lasagna again, not after that thing with your uncle. Oh, I guess you don't remember that. It's for the best. So, what do you want today? Think of something else that's keeping you up at night? Need a fetish removed? Need a fetish added?"

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When you think about it is rather weird that a deity that was made up by the church as an excuse to disband the knights templar has morphed into the modern times as a monster loli fetish.

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>>19891604
KC is using the version that shows up as a high level enemy in Ragnarok Online and a few JRPGs.

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>>19891557
wouldn't this be actually really big in MGland?
I mean you can be a completely new person if you fuck up and request a "restart" with life.

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>>19891627
I hope he's inspired by more RO girls in future too. Some of the enemies were pretty sexy and even the full blown monsters could be turned into cute girls.

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>>19891577
Remember that time your mom found your porn stash?
Remember that time your dad grew a porn stache?