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[Anonymous No.]

Good morrow, MONGRELS ^___^ I’m Gilgamesh and I'm the unquestionable king @_____@ of heroes <3 and one adores Gates of Babylon!!! Alright so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my eternal life when I met my hot waifu Saber!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I traversed onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ WHAT LUCK, TO MEET SUCH A DELIGHTFUL LADY ON SUCH A DREARY NIGHT !!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how awesome the king of heroes was *___* she grabbed my gauntlet and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw an atrocious underserving mongrel watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “SHIROU YOU MONGREL, THIS IS MY WENCH WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RIN CAUSE KING ARTURIA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then Saber held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her fortress and engaged in CG dragon dueling all night long and made enough mana to destroy the entire surrounding mongrel populace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot about this one. Thanks, thanks for reminding me about it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gilgameko stronger than Gilgamesh?

[Anonymous No.]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is kohaku but u can call me t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im xx years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch flcl w/ my sister (im a twin if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes not as random as me but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3~*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1987354
Her power levels are increased by two to three times.

I know it because of my learning.

[Anonymous No.]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my namees kohaku but u can call me t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im xx years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch flcl w/ my sister (im a twin if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes not as random as me but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h m4g1C4l @mb3r <3~*

[Anonymous No.]

>>1987359
ZoMg hai ^___^ I'm Archer and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ swords <3 and my favs are bakuya and kansho!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my past self!! >_______________< OMFGZ HE WAS SUCHHHH A FREAKIN BAKA IN PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! When I walked onto school grounds -____-* I looked up and saw... SHIROU!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////////////////////////////33333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA BAKA SHIROU!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then he saw how strong I am *___* he looked startled and ran away into the school building o_o and when I found him he was all covered in blood!!!!!! [OMG!!! IT LOOKED LIKE SPAGETTHI DINNER WITHOUT SPAGETTHI !!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then my baka master, rin, came in and told me to follow lancer while she brought him back to life!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY PAST SELF, WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT HIM BECAUSE IM GOING TO KILL HIM!!! (ｷ ｷ )" then shirou stared at me furiously >______< and said that this was the only path and he had no regrets!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his Ilya痴 castle and fought all night long!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

[Anonymous No.]

Well, talking about copy-pastas, do someone know where I can find those about Alice and roneryness ?

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT IS THIS
I DONT EVEN

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I'm Alice and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ danmaku <3 and my fav is Artful Sacrifice!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot life partner Marisa!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^_______^When I walked onto human village street =^____^=I looked up and saw... MARISA!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII MARISA-CHAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!she looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;] and then she saw how hot I am *___* she grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a Magic Shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE HUMAN FLESH!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch named Reimu watching us and I could tell she was undressing her with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (・ (・ (・] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA MIKO THAT'S MY WOMEN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH RINNOSUKE CAUSE MARISA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! (・" then marisa held me close =^______^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her shack and banged all night long and made 42 half youkai and they all became magicians!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^__________<) ^______________________^;;;;;;;;

[⑨ばか !I4IrJba9Qw No.]

WHY GOD! WHY DO YOU FORSAKE US ALL!

[Anonymous No.]

>>1987348
>>1987394
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
ANYONE NOTICES THE RESEMBLANCES.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

Here's the original:

mg hai ^___^ I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat *%%!@ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (&ograve;_&oacute;) (&ograve;_&oacute;) (&ograve;_&oacute;)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (&ograve;_&oacute;)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[Hatsune Miku !MIKUiqnw0. No.]

I stopped.
I looked.
And then all reason went out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>1987402
Alice looks like Gilgako?

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai there - . - I'm Tsugumi-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- humans </3 especially takeshi!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my ded husband takeshi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto LeMU -________- I looked up and saw... TAKESHI!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA TAKESHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHICKEN SANDWICHES!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_;)* *(;_;)* *(;_;)*] then I saw You, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH SARA CAUSE TAKESHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT HOLOGRAMS!!! (then takeshi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;