Monster Girls Thread

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Make her day.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
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>>19826530
Nightmares are pretty fucking qt so I’d love one, not all that i to vampires but I could see it being alright, as for the devilbug I don’t like bugs, especially not roaches,
>>19826549
I could just waifu Charon and fuck her face whenever she makes bad puns.

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>>19826637
>Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk
That could've been bad it anyone paid attention to the links

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>>19826649
Also left off the link to the World Guide III scans.

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>>19826649
>>19826658
Sabbath Grimoire Scans: https://imgur.com/a/CATcaGk

OP is a faggot as per usual.

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Gyaru makes every species better.

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I want to pat Runya on the head.
And then when she’s distracted with something, cum in her hot chocolate.

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>>19826679
But I want a gloomy goth vampire.

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rata tatas! vada #1

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>>19826698
I prefer mine busty.
I want a rata and a bapho to sandwich me with breasts like this or bigger

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>>19826698
Engage Full Holstbreastification!

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>>19826711
gonna breed this rata until she is a mere female animal!

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>>19826709
Squirl milk!

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When you get into a fight with a martial artist monstergirl, remember to take off your clothing.
It increases your power level.

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>>19826679
What about shoggy?

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>>19826679
>no pack of gyaru mice to hit on you during and after class

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>getting exiled from a anti-monster village.
>coming home years later with your monster wife and daughters.
>let your daughters loose on the young men and turning the town into a monster friendly territory.

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>>19826753
>Proving them right in banishing you

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>>19826698
>>19826709
>You will never be an aspiring journalist in Monster Girl City. With a Ratatoskr rival, around the same age as you.
>It's when her breasts grow that she suddenly overtakes you. Now having more than a big fluffy tail to tease you with.

It's a battle to see who becomes the best anchor on MGCNN!

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>>19826740
Even a shog looks better as a gyaru. Try not to get creeped out by how her gaudy jewelry has eyes that follow you, though

>>19826748
>teacher turns around for a minute
>suddenly get a dozen notes tossed on your desk by all the gyaru mice in class
>some ask you to make them your personal sluts, while others describe in graphic detail about how they'd drain your balls dry
>except for one that asks if she can just eat lunch together and maybe hold hands after if that's okay with you

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>>19826769
Beautiful shog eyes are always a treat to stare into!

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>>19826769
And that’s how anon had his first lunch-date, lost his virginity, and claimed himself a living onahole in the same day- to different girls! At the same time!

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>>19826679
Pure or slutty gyarus?

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>>19826748
>Try to ignore them while in class.
>'Oi oi.'
>Their leader is now standing in front of you, on top of your desk.
>You're at eye-level with her crotch, forcing you to look up at her as she towers over you.
>'You better treat us with respect, you'll need friends at this school, some of the other groups aren't as nice as us.'
>'Haahn? Maybe you'll kiss my feet, get off to a good start?'

You're not gonna take that from a pack of pint-sized delinquents are you?

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>>19826709
>Rata w/ tits
Even handholding is preferable degeneracy over this. And every time you forsake the flat chests for fat tats a Sabbath witch never finds her nii-chan. Won't someone please think of the poor witches?!

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>>19826798
>Eye level with her crotch
Honestly anon I’m such a degenerate I probably couldn’t keep myself from leaning forward into her snatch and giving her a quick taste.

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>>19826785
Pure gyarus that try to be slutty because they think that's what guys like and just end up getting flustered all the time.

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>>19826798
We'll see how high and mighty she is once I whip out my cheese log

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>>19826801
Nice try but now there's a Sabbath with oppai lolis, so men can still disregard flatties and acquire imoutos

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>>19826798
Looking at that Nazrin makes me think that every time she shows up somewhere, "Bad to the Bone" starts playing in the background.

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>>19826761
Im just doing my part and making the world a "better" place anon.

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>>19826801
I wouldn't even make it to the witch and would claim the familiar

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>>19826801
Anon, think rationally. If he was going to go for tits, that dumb witch never stood a chance to begin with.

>>19826805
That's a good way to establish dominance over the local rat delinquents. While they're giggling over what they see as your inevitable molesting, you surprise them by pulling down their boss' shorts, tripping her up and eating her out until she can't stand anymore.
Then you walk over to the classroom door, lock it and turn around while whipping out your cock.
No-one escapes, no matter how hard they try.
That'll teach them for sneaking up on you after school while you were just trying to study.

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>>19826801
there is nothing wrong with flat chests though
I just would like a rata with tits.
and a bapho perhaps flat. or visa versa

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>>19826816
>Word spreads about how the new transfer student 'defeated' the Mice Gang with his 'sword'.
>The other delinquent gangs take advantage of the power shift, but each are eager to see just how tough the transfer student is.

It's like a shonen! Will he defeat the delinquents? Including the 5 most powerful girls in the school?!

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>>19826840
>Harem of all the school gang leaders
Through dick unity.

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>>19826824
Marune was a mistake.

>>19826830
>Anon, think rationally
I assure you that I am currently without rational thought, sir.

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Post your nee-san.

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>>19826840
>Of the strongest, there is the most feared of all 'The Ogre'.
>A Gigantic specimen of her species, powerful muscles, long flowing messy hair and a gaze that can drive almost any to terror.
>She's made her 'lair' in an abandoned classroom, that even the teachers are scared to remove her from.
>After one of the Gang Leaders puts a plan into action, one that ends up with you being tied up and thrown into The Ogre's lair, you find yourself at her mercy.
>You feel the ground shake as she stomps over to you, holds you 7 feet high off the ground and looks right into your face.
>'A-Are you alright? I hope those girls didn't hurt you, they're mean.'

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>>19826849
Sabbath Patchy is cute.

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>>19826849
why cant flat and fat love eachother?

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>>19826872
>Hey boy, let me get the latest scoop from your fat cock.

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Always buy MonCo brand bathtub toys for your daughterus and imoutos. Make bath time fun time! And remember our guarantee: If you aren't satisfied you get your choice of free dildo or butt plug delivered overnight by HarpEx delivery service!
MonCo, a family brand!

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>>19826872
What about flat chest with fat ass?

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>>19826863

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>>19826886
As much as I'd love a fat chest, flat with fat ass/thick hips would win me over easily

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>>19826877
>Wahahaha! Foolish Mortals! The ocean is my domain!

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>>19826798
>'Haahn? Maybe you'll kiss my feet, get off to a good start?'
Th-they've been talking to the squirrels around school haven't they? How else could they know my weak points like this

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I sometimes make up little stories in my head about monster girls I fuck because it's easier to rub one out to, but one that I've been thinking of recently has me a bit befuddled. It's this curvy zombie girl a guy found wandering near a cemetery on his way home from work. The problem is that she is missing both eyes and arms. The guy takes pity and brings her home/cleans her up, despite being pretty freaked out. She is pretty weak and slow and doesn't have the best motor functions, so he can wash her and patch her up pretty easily, and she eventually "calms down", but she keeps moaning in his direction and he doesn't know how to get her to stop. Eventually, he relents, and gives her what she craves. I've thought of them living together for a bit and doing couple stuff as she little by little becomes articulate and more refined with the more spirit energy she absorbs while also dealing with the problems she has, but what I've started to think about is whether or not she would regenerate her limbs/eyes as she gets more spirit energy. It says that zombies regain their old looks with SE and eventually surpass that, but would it be able to grow back limbs? Also im not into eyehole crevices, she is wearing a blindfold, which IS a dirty fetish of mine. Also thoughts on cold pussy???

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Remember to ignore all forms of Sabbath propaganda in this thread

Don't fall for their devious trap!

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>>19826965
I am loyal to the demon cult

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>>19826965
If it's a trap then I fell for it long ago. Praise Bapho-sama!

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>men have more sex drive
>women feel more pleasure
>monsters have both
There is only one path for me.

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>>19826827
You're being a fucking idiot is what you're doing, anon.

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>>19827084
Fag.

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Take your daughters to disney world

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>>19827110
That means going to florida, so no.
Nothing against the place i just don't have a passport

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>>19827110
Thats a powder keg waiting to go off
What if a lilim goes there? She might corrupt the fairy actors into actual fairys

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>>19826637
A bat keeps finding its way into my house, i-its just a qt vampire, r-right?

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>>19827142
You act like actual fairies wouldn't be able to get the jobs easy.

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>>19827142
>She turns the Cinderella castle into her personal palace

Might be cool

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>>19827142
Alternatively, imagine going to a theme park run by Momonika Sabbath.

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>>19826872
I want a bakunyuu rata.
One where it’s extremely noticeable

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>>19827391
Look for one around the Marune Sabbath's village.

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>>19827391
you and me both

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>>19827393
I'm gonna.
If she isn't using her huge breasts as an impromptu writing desk then she's not big enough.

>>19827420
Its fantastic.
Small but big where it counts!

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>>19827444
bonus points if she has wide hips too
>If she isn't using her huge breasts as an impromptu writing desk then she's not big enough.
I see you are a person of taste
tell me more

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>>19827449
Yep, a decent bottom and hips is good, especially for when she's carrying kids.

But yes, she'd be the one of their group that does all the advertising and collects recipes to post, advertising their 'bountiful goods'.
Plenty of jokes can be had at her enjoying those goods a bit too much, especially the dairy products and/or pumpkins.
She'd be a bit of a baka but a competent reporter in her own right.

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>>19826965
But I like the sabbath for comfy things.

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>>19827391
Breasts can be an issue for Ratatoskr. Running kind of sends breasts jiggling everywhere, and unless there is a comfortable enough sports bra for her to wear, she'll have to stick to bands or tape. Won't solve the most uncomfortable issue of them all, though: boob sweat.

At the very least, she'll have a convenient spot to store snacks.

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>>19827470
There's Marune and Runya-runya for comfy.

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>>19827484
I know, Runya Runya's is my favorite. Imagine the extra comfy loli weresheep.

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>>19826965
You say this as if the Sabbath aren't already infiltrating schools, engaging in loli-shota sexual intercourse, and forming relationships with developing girls in order to indoctrinate members at an early age.

Cults are way past fucked up, my man.

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>>19827482
Thats why one must carry her!
or enjoy the sight her trying to run with mammoth mammaries

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>>19827482
Considering the world, there should be some really high quality sports bras and whatnot for a hefty topped ratatoskr.
keeping a stash of food in her cleavage just in case as winter hits

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>>19827460
she sounds like she has a good pair on her shoulders

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>>19827504
I bet you could get cute/lacey ones in that size as well.

>>19827514
A fantastic set, she always snoops out the scoop, even if its a heavy burden to bear

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>>19827482
I think I would love this size >>19826709
Larger would be nice but I'm not sure how a Ratatoskr would handle such a bounty

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC_zIS-U74

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>>19827530
With large bras and a cute boy
That's how.

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One of the saddest things that could happen is raiding a dungeon and there's no treasure/lich/echidna

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>>19827546
Just one lonely pot devil sitting amongst a bunch of regular urns.

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>>19827551
I'd take it.

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>>19827546
That's not sad at all though. I'd seal the entrance and then I'd either give it to my daughteru when she grows up or I'd sell it to someone who wants it.

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>>19827546
>entire dungeon is Dorome-chan!

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>>19827546
Or a sleeping Pharaoh who doesn't react to you

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>>19827562
I'd cum on her face since sleeping girls are one of my fetishes.

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>mge girl you wish would have a doujin
>type of story/situation
>artist you feel would be the best to do it

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>>19827635
You don't wanna know what kind of sexual situations I'd like to see MGE girls in. But as for what girls I'd like to see have a doujin, I think manticore, hellhound, holstaur, and baphomet are the most deserving.

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>>19827635
Vanilla Crow Tengu doujin.

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>>19827635
>dragon
>mid grade maledom
>Dr. P or Tatsunami Youtoku

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>>19827635
A Kikimora writing a doujin about herself, wherein she leads her master down a path of impropriety by seducing him and falling pregnant with his child, before "accidentally" leaving it where it can be seen by her master.

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>>19827684
I'd love to see a MGE Manticore doujin.

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>>19826405
>"Make sure to fill me up oniichan~
>>19826872
Pretty good edit
>>19827635
A doujin of an embarrassed Bapho being bullied sexually, maybe by nanashi or Soba

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>>19826637
>mobile posters trying to make thread OPs

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>>19827635
Hellhound
Guy gets reverse-summoned out of some shit situation, snu snu ensues. Featuring vanilla, reverse mating presses, and nakadashi.
Artist being Yumano Yuuki. Not all their doujins are winners but the ones featuring stuff I like absolutely destroy my dick.

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>>19827856
>nanashi
Hasn't he gone full on femdom?

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>>19826709
I bet Squirrel milk is delicious.

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>>19827879
Yeah, it'd just be nice to see in some alternative timeline or something, I like his expressions a lot

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>>19827635
Baphomet
Catches her onii-chan reading porn mags with big breasted girls in and jealous sex ensures
Drawn by Noise
There's more monster girls I'd love to see doujins of by various artists but with all the sabbath stuff recently that comes to mind first.

I was tempted to say Hellhound maledom by Asanagi as a joke but the poor girls don't deserve that.
>>19827684
>those girls
Nice, what kind of situations though? I'm curious.

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>tfw no Autumn colored, Marune Sabbath Familiar

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>tfw can't batch download MGG images anymore because they updated the firefox ESR branch to quantum and downthemall doesn't work with it

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>>19826404
>I feel so too, seems we finally found the one advantadge of humans over monsters. I mean, imagine if a Wurm could just pour all her Dragon mana after a day of husband sex, to boost her intelligence. She would probably make some Hakutakus look like retards.
>The bad thing is that if its true, it now gives a valid claim for the Orderfags here saying "hurr, the mamono lord is evil! This is genocide!".
>When world monsterization was just objectively being assimilated and upgraded into a superior existence, such claims were laughable since they were just replacing something inferior for something superior. But now that apparently there is an unique ability humans had over monsters, an argument can be made that they really are making a valuable race extinct, for the females at least (as incubuses are still considered humans)

The trouble with your reasoning here is that nothing in the text as far as I can tell says such uses of mana are unique to humans, or that monsterized human women necessarily lose their ability to use mana for such purposes. Its as much about individual aptitude as it is about race.

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Pastebin for the recent World Guide 3 Mana Overview translation: https://pastebin.com/V8VF9ZEi

To see it fully formatted and with images you can find it on MGR: http://monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=39&t=1606

Both have been updated/amended to fix an issue with the original where it was stated it was just the chief god who was exhausted in battle. The text explicitly refers to "gods" plural, presumably allies of the chief god.

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>>19827635
Pharaoh
Relieving stress after a long day of pharaohing or hard femdom with cuddling afterward
Nanashi would probably be good either way.

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>>19827896
Could you use one of the spin off browsers that can use firefox extensions?

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>>19827856
What a silly hat, what is it made of?

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>>19827856
Are Rops witches supposed to be hybrids of Kobolds or Werewolves.

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>>19827927
If someone manages to make a proper OP next thread, that link should be included along with the Grimoire scans.

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>>19828041
Yes.
They have taken upon themselves the essence of “cute puppy.”

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>>19828086
I want to go a step further and raise them on Marune's oppai lolificating produce, that way there's be oppai loli Witch-Kobolds.

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>>19827888
Gangbang, public use, tentacles, and a few others too /d/ to even mention.

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>>19827635
>Sea bishop
>saving a drowning sailor
>Hisasi

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>>19828040
Fur that comes off while they spend quality time with their oniichan

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>>19826761
>If you rape your enemies they win

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>>19827557
That's the best kind of dungeon.

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>>19828100
That's pretty degenerate already. At least there's some art like that out there to satisfy you and you could always write.

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>>19827879
He use to do guro , I guess he grew out of his edgelord phase.

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>>19828151
>He's a bald, featureless man
I knew it. And I bet he can also make his eyes disappear at will.

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>>19826965
>Don't fall for their devious trap!
Dammit, it keeps happening.

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>>19827635
>Large Mouse
>Tank about mc’s growing mouse harem
>Tachibana Omina or peso

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Elves.

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>>19827635
>mge girl you wish would have a doujin
Yandere Marune sabbath Holst.
>type of story/situation
She'd be stalking her onii-chan while her breasts are pent up before overpowering him with her superb laborer pailoli strength.
>artist you feel would be the best to do it
Either Shuz, Jun, Majoccoid, Kosuke, P. D. Chump

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An ancient evil awakens.

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>>19828041
Either that or werecats

Pretty sure they'll love sleeping on their onii-chan's lap.

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>>19828278
My young evil is awakening too.

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>>19828149
Is to rape not to rule?

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>>19828284
How would an angel/valkyrie/cupid react to you calling your stiffy "young evil"?

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>>19828309
matthew 5:29

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>>19828309
they would attempt to take it into theirself to purify it!

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>>19828316
>new hinezumi art
It's been a while, I'm happy.

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>>19828328
A-are you saying you'd chop your dick off?

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>>19828328

matthew is a silly book

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>>19828328
>>19828351

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>>19827856
i would thoroughly pet her

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>>19827635
Alice.
Just a standard cute little Alice inadvertently tempting her onii-chan, possibly set in Wonderland.
Mochi.

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>>19828382
>inadvertently tempting
>Wonderland
Anon...

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>>19828392
They're not doing it on purpose, it's just the way they are.

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>>19828382
>Mochi
https://exhentai.org/g/1268584/999a92d21e/

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>>19828399
Alices that spend time in Wonderland lose the "always innocent" gimmick and become just like any other suc.

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>>19828420
yuel is a good girl

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>>19828420

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>>19828427
Eh, fine too.

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>>19828420
>one tail
Lame.

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>>19828444
You gotta be the one to give her all nine tails, anon.

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>>19828444

>being picky over the quantity of tail

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>>19828455
Some people are like that
Otherwise everyone would be drawing that one kyuubi

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>>19828444
Do granblue erunes even grow tails with power?

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>>19828031
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>19828444
>not loving all mofu equally
Filthy casual.
>>19828472
Nope. The only multi tailed fox in the game was a literal monster like the one from Naruto.

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>>19828497
>literal monster like the one from Naruto
There is a weird amount of art that makes the kyuubi a monstergirl

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>>19828444
Dude that's racist

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Please post Wurm love.

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>>19828532
Tbh I always had some slight hope that the Kyuubi or Juubi would end up being revealed as some sexy monster girl.

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>>19828593

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>>19827635
Hellhound
Smug loli hellhound gets defeated and is railed in every position
Cyocyo or Takatsu

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>>19828097
Coalition between Ropurroto and Marune's branches
>>19828380
Pat on and in her

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Bit of a different topic from usual but I'm interested in hearing people's opinions. Lets say there was an unmarried Lich who had been around for centuries before the current demon lord who had done terrible things as a full fledged monster. We're talking edge such as causing the flesh of adventurers to melt until only bone remained, having her undead army unleash hell on villages and used the remains of families to make ungodly abominations and all that kind of stuff.

If after monsterizing she shut herself off from the world, hating herself and cursing the gift of eternal life, could you bring yourself to to help her find happiness as your wife or would that be a step too far?

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>>19827927
>Men end up ejaculating repeatedly in a single night to the point that it seems as though they have been milked dry. The pleasure and ecstasy experienced from having the mana sucked out of themselves certainly is so potent that it causes men to hallucinate as if they had their entire life drained out of them along with it, but of course, the mana is continuously replenished, so there's no way that a man could actually be milked dry to the point of death. In other words, not only the monster, but the man also sustains himself on mamono mana through sexual intercourse, from which he can obtain the required energy for vital functions. As long as they're having sex, a man and monster married couple don't even need to utilize any other means of energy replenishment such as eating, etc. and they're still able to live.

These hallucinations could make for some hot pseudo-Shiki-style-succubus sex play.

Also I find it interesting that this seems to confirm that one doesn't have to be an incubus to not need food when married to a monster. You can still sustain yourself thanks to your wife replenishing your energy, its just not as extreme as for an incubus who can outright eat mamono mana.

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>>19828601
Does Wurm-chan believe in gravity?

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>>19828636
Comedy is tragedy plus time. It all depends upon the timing behind it. Centuries later, maybe. A couple of weeks, probably not.

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>>19827927
>Also, even without using sex as an intermediary, just by touching each other, or even just being near each other, this mechanism works. They say that man and monster married couples elevate one another's abilities just by living together. “Dragon knights”, human male riders who fight astride dragon mounts such as “dragons (Encyclopedia I – p. 214”) or “wyverns (Encyclopedia II – p. 152)” exploit this effect, with the dragon mount becoming even more powerful and agile than she would be individually, and the rider's combat strength becoming incomparably higher than it would be individually.

Now I am imagining shouting "boost!" at regular intervals as I and my dragon or wyvern wife fight side by side, carefully never getting too far apart.

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How do wisps work? Do they only love you if you kill yourself?

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>>19828676
http://mgewiki.com/w/Will-o-the-Wisp

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>>19828676
In short. No.

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>>19828660
She believes in the gravity of a situation.

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>>19827635
>Troll
>Thick troll is a masochistic buttslut for the mc
>Jun, Muronaga, Methonium, or Nuezou

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>>19828619
I will pat her insides while cuddling and hugging.

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>>19828636
As long as she was mostly pragmatic about it (e.g. no "let's torture/pillage/rape these villagers for fun"), absolutely.
I have a thing for redemption as long as the deeds aren't ultra heinous, so I think I actually would prefer that to just a 'normal' lich.

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>>19827927
>Moreover, the act of handling external mana and taking it within herself is much akin to the act of a *succubus draining a man of mana and taking it within herself. In that respect, we can say that a *succubus is a being with the powers of a human woman infinitely increased in every regard including her beauty and ability to seduce men; conversely, we can say that all human women innately have qualities that make them well-suited to becoming *succubi. In actuality, there are even human sorceresses who replenish their mana by having sex with men, and they do take pleasure in the act of draining men of mana, though not as much as a *succubus would. If a woman repeatedly engages in the equivalent of *succubus' behavior while human, eventually, she'll become enthralled with the ecstasy of slurping mana, and end up acquiring a body and mind specialized for the act of draining mana. Sooner or later, she'll end up “awakening” as a monster such as a “succubus” or “dark mage (Encyclopedia II – p. 80)”.

And its interesting to see just how much like monsters (or rather sex fiends) MGE human women already are. It adds extra context to how KC states that dark mages remain human in appearance because even as humans they were already so much like monster girls in behavior and heart.

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>>19828675
If you're gonna shout that you need to grope her or see her clothes getting stripped off for maximum effect.

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>>19828669
Probably centuries if she hated herself enough to lock herself away.
>>19828730
Old monsters followed the rules the chief god set and set out to kill humans because that's what monsters did so it probably wouldn't be for fun and more to fulfil her purpose and conduct research.
Now Kakuens on the other hand, they were the real jerks who did shit for fun.

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>>19827927
So if I'm reading this right if you have a Slime-type Waifu you can also use them as a Mana Battery for magic shenanigans.

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>>19828600
People joked that kishimoto must of seen the fan art and fanfiction seeing as the first thing naruto thinks when he sees his mum is that kyuubi took a human form to fuck with him.

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>>19828800
What are kakuen known for in legend? Tanuki would've been assholes too, but I feel like they still wouldn't be all that apologetic about it.

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>>19828816
They were sort of the reverse of the MGE kakuen. They were all males and abducted human females to reproduce.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jueyuan_(mythology)

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>>19828636
The whole Demon Lord transition is really fascinating to me and I wish there were some more stories set around it. I think of the first generation of Inari born after the transition, for example. Humans would be trained by tradition that kitsune may or may not be helpful (it's still Zipangu after all), you need to keep your guard up and be ultra-respectful lest you cause an offense that proves fatal, be wary of their deceptions and so on. And then you have this new generation of girls that are just really sweet and want to be with men as much as they can and at worst are harmlessly mischievous. Mothers and grandmothers born before the transition who look pained when their daughters ask why the humans are so afraid of them, human elders who are clearly uncomfortable with them and keep their sons away, all of it. Maybe it'd be too depressing a story but it would have a happy ending anyway.

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>>19828816
>Tanuki would've been assholes
eh, I'm pretty sure tanukis would probably have been among the nicest monsters
not actually good, mind you, but mostly a bit more maliciously mischievous rather than the outright hostility of most monsters

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>>19828676

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>>19828676
She still gets your soul if you do that.

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>>19828871
I didn't say they were the worst or evil, I said they were assholes. Now they're unapologetic assholes because they STILL do that shit. I brought them up mostly in reference to the "did shit for fun" bit of the post I was replying to.

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Alright so,
http://www.monstergirlsredux.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1600&sid=fe3338efaeca6a69ef1ade082c3131c2&start=10

The Side books will now be considered canon apparently.

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>>19828593

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>>19828984
Only the two (eventually three with the sea kingdom one) side guides though. Fallen Brides and such is firmly alternate universe.

KC makes it pretty easy thanks to a white line he puts in the list of books and other works, separating the canon from the non-canon. http://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/hondana/index.html

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>>19829010
>All those wurmlings
Local man upsets local geological stability! Local oil barons dispute child labor laws, fire well diggers!

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>Oh no!

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>>19828660
Rhinoceros beetle

[Anonymous No.]

Krakens are overrated.

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>>19829017
Why is Fallen Brides non-canon again?

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>>19829076
Agreed but people seem to prefer big tits over big ass and don't appreciate a girl that just wants to cling to you and never let go.

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>>19829131
There's no reason why they can't have both.

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>>19829109
Well for one thing it has a story with Druella having sex with someone, whereas KC maintains whether she is in a relationship or not is "secret."

Also, some of the stories in Fallen Brides make it sound like the other girls in the harem don't exist or at least have no romantic relationship with "you", making several of the encounters as if they are the first time he is having sex with a monster. Ergo they make no sense as part of the same dimension as each other.

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Hats.

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>>19828329
But anon, how will she beat the cock?

Trick question. She can't beat the cock, but she can break it.And not in the cbt way, either.

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>>19829168
>KC maintains whether she is in a relationship or not is "secret."
He just does that so the the reader can self-insert as her husbando.

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>>19829181
Cant I self insert as the potted plant in the room watching?

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>>19829200
That's silly.

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>>19829235
Do young wyverns go to bed with a leg of meat to chew on in their sleep?

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>>19828881
What those faces trying to convey?

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>>19829215
I'd insert in that plant. Those plants. Liliraune are plural, right?

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>>19829278
The one on the left used to be a dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is sarcasm a thing in japanese?

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>>19829310
Why do you ask?

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>>19829061
Spiral Staircase

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>>19829273
I think it’s supposed to be a plush.

[Anonymous No.]

Best snek.

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>>19829235
Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more chill pics

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>>19829352
Did somebody say chill?

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>>19829352
the beetle's face
>this bitch invites me for tea and when i show up she's already drunk
>i could be home, getting that sweet dick nectar from hubby

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>>19829336
If only her world was more appealing.

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>>19829310
Their inherent desire to loudly explain the joke means they’re pretty bad at it.

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>>19829352
>"hunny" brand honey
Probably got booze in it

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>>19829365
Like someone once said about Monster Musume, you can always image a look-alike girl in the MGE world.

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>>19829364
The eternal curse of being the first monstergirl in a group of friends to get married. Everyone still invites you to hang out when you could be having sex with your husband and you can't even suggest just fucking side by side to still hang out.

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>>19829382
Who needs booze when you have alraune nectar?

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>>19829382
Isn’t that what mead is?

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>>19829395
May be a good motivation for those married monsters that its mentioned will go out and catch men for their friends.

[Anonymous No.]

The face of pure evil.

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Best moth.

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>>19829413
Flayer Loli a cute, would adopt and let myself get flayed by her.

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>>19829363
I need an ice queen making bad ice puns to an annoyed werebat. Bonus points if I can hear the accent through text.

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>>19829448
Well I definitely prefer happy wife moth than creepy, reality distorsioning, time travelling, yandere moth.

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>>19829480

you don't get to pick though

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>>19829363
I hope that there are chubby girls up north.

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>>19829480
You seem boring.

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>>19829543
This is the worst ASMR ever.

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>>19829546
No, this is.

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>>19829371
>>19829320
Wrong thread please ignore

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>>19829546
I'm pretty sure that title goes to the Arcahne snuff ASMR that popped up my my recommendations yesterday where the listener is comforted before the spider sucks his insides out.
ASMR is fucking weird at times.

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>>19829365
I find it appealing

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>>19829577

>SLURRRRP

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>>19829583
Tiny abdomen.

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>>19829577
>ASMR
What's that?

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>>19829583
I'd let that spider slurp on my dick, I've always liked fangs like that.
>>19829597
Basically sounds or voices that are designed to give you a "tingling" feeling but they're mostly just used for relaxation.

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>>19829606
They're mostly just used for jackin it by sexperverts.

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>>19829606
Don't forget that some ASMR is meant to give you a boner.
Sometimes you just need to put on your headphones, close your eyes and let your imagination tell you there's a QT foxgirl jerking you off.

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>>19829577
Did ManyEyedHydra get into the ASMR business or something?

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>>19829611
That falls under "relaxation"
>>19829613
>spoiler
Is that the subtitled one with the drunk fox? I ended up downloading that one.

[Anonymous No.]

Chill.

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>>19829555
>TFW no qt whispering instructions to kill yoursefl into your ear

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>>19829666

>kurt cobain yourself

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>>19829666
Anon are you OK?

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Bazel-senpai and Jho-senpai fighting over me!

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>>19829689
Introducing them to your 'gunlance' after they're tired out!

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>>19829678
I will be after taking a bath with this toaster like the cute voice is telling me to do!

Just kidding, though. If anything, I'd take my chances with a summoning circle.

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Kitty!

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>>19829606
>sounds or voices that are designed to give you a "tingling" feeling but they're mostly just used for relaxation.
Isnt that music?

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>>19829696
Not before marriage! Then they will cart the shit out of me

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>>19829731
Silly Anon, you gotta introduce their tender flesh to you 'carving knife'

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>>19829730
Not by a long shot. Not everyone even gets the effect though, it's kind of hard to explain unless you've felt/can feel it.

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>>19829736
I have a linoleum knife.

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>>19829736
>Rowdy Bazel-senpai and Jho-senpai only behaves when young anon is around because he has conquered them

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>>19829743
Don't be dense.

>>19829758
They were smug until he showed them his 'rodeo' techniques.

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't stick your dick in a flower.

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>>19829772
You're right, I wouldn't. I would in an alraune though.

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Today's my birthday, a MG will surely take me to her world this time right?

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>>19829543
I'd let her suck me dry, if you know what I mean

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>>19829807
Maybey but it would more along the lines of a wild nymphomaniac appears.

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>Spooning with Hakutaku
>It suddenly dawns on you that Minotaur horns start growing at seven weeks and have a density of 1.4 grams per cubic centimeter
>Your wife is sleep-teaching again

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>>19829807
_no

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>>19829831
Maybe she can help mino-san with geometry.

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>>19829808
Would you let her latch on you and bite you in public?

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>>19829847
Minos aren't that dumb.

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>>19829847
>>19829870
Pretty sure every monster knows which hole the peg goes in.

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>>19829870
Minos are dumb! All they think about is sex!

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>>19829870
A picture is worth a thousand words

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>>19829831
Time to tweak a nipple to see if I can get her to teach me lewd things again. Last time did wonders for my heavy petting.

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>>19829847
I actually don't understand this picture.

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>>19829709
>I'd take my chances with a summoning circle.
What do you mean?

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>>19829689
Just my type of girls

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>>19829890
She's trying to put a peg into a hole that doesn't fit.

Do you need someone to explain why pouring water on something makes it wet?

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>>19829912
Teach me, Wurm-sensei!

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>>19829893

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>>19829898
>Manage to capture them.
>Palico-kouhai now has to deal with these two very blatantly wanting the D from her partnya

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>>19828651
Shikibus energy drain would be top tier if not for the dried fish dead end. Good to see KC's girls are capable of something similar.

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>>19829917
>...and that's how the nationalist-socialist party discovered the earth is flat, and made of chocolate

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>>19829893
Well, there's a bunch of shit that could go wrong even if a summoning actually works, but you'd at least have a chance to get stuff. If you fail, nothing happens and you can try other things. Meanwhile, a successful suicide if the portals aren't open just means you're dead. I suppose you could try summoning angels or something too, but who does that?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you live on fear of others finding out your odd fetish?

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>>19829870
Cows are dumb animals. By extension, so are minotaurs and holstaurs. Ushi-onis strike me as being fairly dull as well. But this is what makes cow girls so lovable. The only exception would be hakutakus, but they were always a shitty subspecies to begin with.

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>>19829941
>whenever Wurm-sensei gives a lecture, Haku-sensei audibly opens herself another bottle of wine in the teacher's lounge
Being a monster teacher is surprisingly difficult.

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>>19829912
>She's trying to put a peg into a hole that doesn't fit.
Like, literally? It's just kinda confusing in my opinion. She's not bend over and it's in a speech bubble. So I thought that it's maybe some guy questioning where to put it in, that doesn't fit with the mino being dumb though.
>Do you need someone to explain why pouring water on something makes it wet?
I mean, I'm pretty sure that this comes up pretty early in any chemistry class.

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>>19829954
>fetish
I wish it was just one. But yes.

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>>19829961
>Cows are dumb animals.
Are they really?

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>>19829893

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>>19829965
>She's not bend over
Or the board could be on a table.

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>>19829954
Not sure if this is the place to be asking that. But in terms of waifus, just marry a wonderland girl. There's nothing they haven't seen or heard of before. In fact, chances are good that whatever your kink is, it's their kink too. Hell, they might even have kinks that would outdo how weird your fetish is.

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>>19829941
Wurm-sensei is honest, but not always right.

FYI, the "meek" part of her translation got fixed to "honest". Its the same word used for the dhampir, who is plainly not meek in any way.

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>>19829947
Plus you could say the wrong words.

>"Oh demon oh demon, take me both far away from here!"
>Meanwhile in Pandemonium
>"Oh for devil's sake he didn't even say "I wish!" How are you supposed to make a wish without saying "I wish"!?"

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>>19829947
>Meanwhile, a successful suicide if the portals aren't open just means you're dead.
Silly anon. Haven't anime taught you anything? Death is always the guaranteed way to isekai to fantasy world. Why wait for them here, which will never happen anyway, if you can go there yourself?

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>>19829991
There's nothing they haven't seen or heard of before.
Unless you're talking to an Alice. Maybe. Kind of.

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>>19830001
or worst case scenario you'd be unconscious till lich-chan resurrects you

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>>19830001
I need a truck for that method, and I don't want to mess with anyone's insurance and/or psyche.

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>>19830001
I want an alraune Yuuka.

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>>19829932
And a bit less insulting during the draining would be nice too. Shikibus-prime was made a bit less sexy by how little she seemed to enjoy draining the protagonist, nearly constantly remarking on how bland he tasted, how he had zero endurance, couldn't do a thing for her, etc.

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>>19830007
>Why do I keep getting these?

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>>19830029
cuz wurm-chan ain't gonna bring ppl back from the dead

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>>19830029
>Undead kingdoms are full of anon who has killed themselves and got resurrected by lich-chan
Both cute and kind of sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830008
Being a truck driver in Japan must be an extremely stressful job.

[Anonymous No.]

Uhhhh...

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>>19830041
>Every time I get back home, I get myself a whiskey and drink to the memory of all the teenage students walking out of school I ran over
>I actually get paid by the dozen, you know
>Government says it foments cultural exchange, whatever the fuck that means

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>>19830037
>get resurrected
>kill myself again

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>>19829979
All herd animals are dumb as bricks. They just eat, shit, and sleep, and when they're in a herd, they're calm and spaced out most the time. When they're not in a herd, or if the herd is very low in numbers, they're more agitated and nervous because they feel safety in numbers.

In general though, herbivores tend to have a far lower intelligence compared to omnivores or carnivores. The theory is because they don't really need to hunt for food. Animals that need to hunt for food often employ strategies and various tactics to hunt prey to survive. This requires some sort of intellect. Animals that just graze the grass never needed to develop an intellect since finding food just entails lowering their head to eat the grass.

So I like to think that translate to MGs as well. Hellhounds and dragons would tend to be smarter than holstaurs and weresheep. There are always exceptions to the rules of course.

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>>19830036
That's what you think.

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>>19830054
going for hat wisp pussy i see

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>>19830054
How ungrateful!

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>>19830001
Is The Matrix a reverse isekai?

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>>19830058
Its also about energy requirements. Big brains need a lot of fuel, and grass/leaf eaters have to spend a lot of time eating just to sustain their bodies, let alone their comparatively small brains, and use up a lot of energy extracting nutrients from their low nutrient diet. Fruit and meat eaters on the other hand get more energy form their food and it takes less energy to digest.

Monster girls of course don't have that problem since all of them can digest high-energy foods that humans eat.

[Anonymous No.]

Burt Reynolds died today.

Press F to pay respects.

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>>19830075
I want to go on adventures with my Lich wiafu and constantly mess up and die multiple times during the adventure while my wife resurrects me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830075
I want to stay dead you know.

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>>19830094
F for the manliest man that ever was

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>>19830110

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>>19830110
Even in the afterlife you might be taken by a waifu.

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>>19830120
not pseudo-dead, I mean dead, like really damn dead.

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>>19830052
>Isekai trucks drive like they belong in a GTA game.

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>>19830110
>man gets a lich wife but that doesn't cure his depression
>constant cycle of suicide, resurrection by her, then suicide
>she's trying to turn him into an incubus/cure his depression but never manages to make enough progress before he relapses and dies
Either the darkest comedy or a straight up tragedy, I'm not sure which.

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>>19830127
>When their body is filled with warm spirit energy, they realise that they are not alone, their once empty heart becomes filled with warmth and ecstasy. It is said that men who have had their body and soul seized by them and then became their husband, they will not be released even after death, when only their soul remains. They will end up continuing to have sex with them as their husband for eternity.

>Also, sometimes, living men are not their targets; instead they trap in their cages the souls of men who died alone like them and make husbands of them. They say that when the living wander into their residence, they will show off while they make love.

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>>19830140
>Hello yes, it's me, the guy who bought the mansion on the hill.
>Uh, yes, hello! P-Please tell me this isn't about the curse I didn't tell you about.
>Yeah it is.
>Oh god. Did someone die?
>What? No! These damn ghosts just keep having sex in the living room while I'm just trying to watch tv.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830155
#UndeadKingdomFirstWorldProblems

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>>19830163
>There are too many theaters in town due to long lifespans and the Ghost-to-Phantom pipeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830140

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>>19830163
>The ghouls are getting too big thanks to folks giving them leftovers and scraps

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830168
>Basically every street are have their own theater.
>Then there are the bigger once for each district
>Then there is one super huge that's the the royal castle where they have a ones a year special thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830172
Why?

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>Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again

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>>19830129
Wasn’t there an isekai where he was reborn as a truck that mowed down people to send them to isekai situations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830212
Got a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830212
He wasn't reborn into one, but his job is to drive one
https://mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100269911

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830209
That milf is amazing. Anyone who wouldn't fuck her is pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830209
Are you sure is milf and daughter, because I'd rather have them be sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830229
>Operating out of modern Thailand, they supply fantasy worlds with summoned heroes from Earth!
Don't tell the Demon Lord.

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>>19830193
I really want to tell a Wisp about all the dirty, kinky things I would have done to her, If I had found her when she was alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830246
That's it. I'm gonna go to Japan just to get hit by a truck. But first I need the money to do that. Fuck, in order to fuck a waifu, I need to work in real laifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830270
What is that fox doign with her hand

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830277
She's clearly a DIO fan, you uncultured swine

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830277
Rocking out.

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>>19829954
I would not like my wife to know what I'm into.

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>>19829954
I once was asked what kinda fetishes I have. I just said "wierd shit I really don't feel comfortable revealing" and left it at that. If someday I get a girlfriend I trust enough to not reveal this shit even if we were to break up, I wouldn't mind telling her my greatest fetish is imagining I'm a hero adventuring in a fantasy land fucking monstrous hot girls. Mainly because I hope that'd drive her to start cosplaying during sex.

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>>19830277
Telling you she's your onee-san now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19827856
I can delete it if you want. Just wanted to do a funny edit that came to mind.
Also I want to commission you since you have awesome doodles!

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>>19830429
Is this what happens when you visit a fox shrine?

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>>19830501
You don't walk into a matchmaker and expect to not get matched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830514
Everything seems to be a matchmaker these days.

[Anonymous No.]

Hope you boys are ready for some comfy. This item sounds perfect for cuddlesluts. The Mana Muffling Mofu or, less creatively, the Mana Insulating Blanket is translated. It's short so I'll put the paste link and the info.
https://pastebin.com/jSm9tzjU

Mana Insulating Blanket
Rarity ◊

At first glance, this is a thin and light, highly refreshing blanket.
It is easy for mana to stay inside of it. Beings that emit mana from the body, that is, humans and mamono, wrapping themselves up is the means of activating it.
As the blanket sucks in mana it will swell like fluffy fur, and the mana confined inside will warm up, cloaking the comfy character from the cold.

The warmth of the blanket is proportional to the amount of mana the wrapped up person emits.
It is more effective if it wraps two rather than one. If it is a mamono, who emit more mana from their body than humans, the effect is yet greater.
The most effective thing is for a human man and mamono to share the blanket, entwining their bodies together, circulating magical energy by kissing and mingling, releasing a lot of mana into the blanket.
If a monster couple wrap themselves up in the blanket to flirt and get intimate, then even in the heavy blizzards of snowy mountains, together in a room with a fireplace, crawling into a fluffy bed, feeling their lover's body warmth while dozing off, it will bring about a warm comfortable coziness.

Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19829954
>Implying my brother didn't find out somehow
>Implying he didn't buy me the English release of the book for my birthday
>Twice

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>>19830522
Is this how we can achieve the legendary mofu lilim?

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>>19830522
What does mofu mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830522
Ooh, it even transforms into a thin blanket for easy storage.

I kind of wish if they explained what it was made of though.

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>>19830551
The Chosen One of prophecy.
The downy deus, clad in coats of the finest fur, swathed with skin of velutinous silk.
Her great tails arch to support the heavens, every patch of bush soft as a mother's caress.
Somehow, even her horns seem fluffy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19827856
Cute witch dude.
What this guy said too >>19830465

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830582
Fluff.

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>>19830522
>Also, should a human who is distressed on a snowy mountain wrap themselves alone in this blanket, a monster of the snow country will surely come to join them inside.
>Even if they fall asleep in the cold conditions, they can sleep in snug safety, when they wake up with a fluffy blanket, wrapped up in a fluffy Yeti's arms.
Instant snow wife, just add mofu blanket

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>>19830522
>smug yetis always hand out these blankets at the base of a mountain
>"If ya don't need it, take it as a souvenir, an' if ya do, you'll be glad to have it, eh/da?"
>mountain bases constantly cycling through yetis who have found husbands

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>>19830522
That sounds like a fantastic item.
>The warmth of the blanket is proportional to the amount of mana the wrapped up person emits.
What would happen if you stitched a bunch of these together and wrapped them around a dark matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830522
>Be grizzled mountaineer travelling over dire peaks of snow and rain
>A cruel Northern Storm quickly rises up on the horizon, and you're on naked mountaintop
>Set up the most basic of shelters and pull your emergency Mana Insulating Blanket, wrapping yourself up and saying a quiet stoic prayer to Ares for strength to endure
>Doze off as the blizzard hits, but the blanket's warmth seems it will get you through
>When you wake up, its to the feeling of little dainty kisses on your neck and warm fluffy paws rubbing your sides
>An adorable shortstack Yeti has crawled into bed with you, and her warmth combined with the now extravagantly fluffy blanket has kept you safe and comfortable
>"Mornin' there bud. Some Noreaster there last night eh? I was just out for a rip a few klicks from the village an' saw you bangin' in on the mountainside, yeah? You up here year round or you onea' them snowbirds always hoppin back down to Winterstown when it gets too cold, I could use a pal back home to warm the ol' shack at night if you're up for it~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830640
The equivalent of the heat hitting your face when you open the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830631
An evil part of me wants to leave those blankets around with a male blow-up doll and filled with syrup or something that's sticky just to mess with monster girls who crawl into random people's blankets.

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you were charged with a crime..... and found a Wurm is your lawyer? Might as well just represent yourself or plead guilty to all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830614
Would mating press be painful for a gal w/ tails like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830656
Super hero pose and escape

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830656
The law offices of Worm, Wurm and Worm (a Sandworm, Wurm Wurm and Greenworm) are low budget, but they always do their best for their clients!

[Anonymous No.]

>Cursed sword, but it's an ar-15

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830667
Ask a Youko.

http://mgewiki.com/w/File:Youko_ExtraArt2.png

[Anonymous No.]

It depends. Is it allowed to request a trial by combat? Because if so there is 99.99% chances of my lawyer winning the trial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830654
A clever plan, but how would you get the blanket to fluff up? Any monster would recognize something was off when they notice the blanket isn't fluffing up from a mana source within it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830656
Wurm will do her best. I believe in Wurm.
>>19830676
The wriggliest lawyers can wriggle their clients out of anything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830693
Either by straight up masterbating in said blanket or getting a gem laced with spirit energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19828420
Why is she doing that hand sign?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830647
>"Mornin' there bud. Some Noreaster there last night eh? I was just out for a rip a few klicks from the village an' saw you bangin' in on the mountainside, yeah? You up here year round or you onea' them snowbirds always hoppin back down to Winterstown when it gets too cold, I could use a pal back home to warm the ol' shack at night if you're up for it~"
I read this in a Minnesota accent.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to awaken my Onee-san's lust for otouto cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830717
Why do you keep asking this? She's mimicking a fox's head and ears with her hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830741
>"M-My what?! What are you saying? That little Anon loves my breasts and wants to p-paizuri them?!"
>"But that can't be! I always wear very conservative sweaters to cover them up! And I only wear a one-piece swimsuit!!! B-breastflesh smooshing and oozing out of it?! What do you mean?!"
Dumb onee-san. Big tittied, cockthirsty for otouto, delicious dumb onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830685
Shillary wants to ban waifus. She must go to prison

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830647
You're good people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830685
>one of the most visually bland guns
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830762
Maybe that question is the hot new meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830767
>Anon's Onee-san monsterizes in college into an Echidna.
>They've been living together for years since running away from an oppressive order home.
>Anon's big meaty Onee-san has been struggling with the growing lust she feels and the fact that the only cock in the house belongs to her Otouto.
>Anon's been spying on her and fapping to her lewd body for years.
>When she finally snaps, she'll get permanent heart pupils around him after "raping" him for a full weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

Big muscled/strongfat monster girls wearing only lace ribbons and waiting in bed to surprise anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830716
They're going to track you down.
This is how you get puppies, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830522
Do these blankets come in multiple sizes?

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder to thoroughly groom your monstergirl daughterus.
There is no excuse for unkempt daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830813
>Mino built like an Abrams tank with T&A
>Brown skinned, messy haired, and scarred all over her body from years in the Mamano army as a frontliner
>You open the door and there she is, face scrunched up in embarassment, in nothing but a pink negligee and little ribbons on her horns
>A far cry from her normal outfit of a barely fitting tank top and torn up jeans
>"Y-You gonna just stand there or get in bed already?! Sheesh!"
>Her blush practically makes her look like an Oni, but you savor the moment and slowly make your way over
>"D-Don't you make no funny jokes or nothin' either! Damn Inari at the bar, she said this'd be easy, I oughta kick her ass!"
>Crawl up to her and put a finger over her mouth, quietly hushing her
>Her eyes look up with surprise and, despite herself, girlish anticipation
>Smile and whisper in her ear
>"You look cute."
>You swear you hear a sound like a tea kettle going off as steam erupts from her ears in blush and arousal
>"C-Cute?!"
>"Yeah. Real cute."
>The bed, and the room itself, and most of the house, did not survive the next 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Cheetahs are the fastest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830846
And that's fantastic.
Especially if she has cute panties to go with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830846
Awwwww...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830850
>Cheetah
>Post Jaguar
Wakaran.

[Anonymous No.]

Swimsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830850
And Jaguars are the thickest cats in the animal kingdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830850
Space Cats are the strongest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830857
>25 hours later, laying in bed with her, her arms the size of your torso wrapping you up like a teddy bear into her heavy soft breasts
>lazily run a finger along one of her bicep's scars as she shudders and pulls you in closer
>"...So have you always had those cute lil' panties with hearts on em or are those new?"
>"S-Shut up..."
>"Just figured you'd be more of a 'flowers' or 'cowprint' kind of gal"
>"I'll end you!"
>Tap her nose before nestling in deeper, yawning and preparing to rest
>"Love you too"
>You cant see if she's blushing, but you feel her arms squeeze even tighter and even feel her ton-squatting legs kick a little beneath you, as well as a poorly hidden girlish squeal from above
>"L.... Luvyutoo.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830908
She is a precious flower and must be protected.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a human-sized Strelizia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830846
>>19830908
Now this is healing.
I bet its hard for her to adjust to normal married life, but that Anon sounds like a perfect husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830767
If my Onee-san was purposefully hiding those glorious calcium cannons, you can bet I'll be sabotaging her ever step of the way
>"Otouto, have you seen my modest one piece swimsuit? We have to get going to the beach soon."
>"Here it is, but it looks like something happened to it."
>there's heart-shaped holes cut out over the cleavage, nipples, and crotch
>"Don't worry, Onee-san, I happen to have another swimsuit that's perfect for you. It's called a sling bikini. It might be a size too small, but like you said, there's no time to get a new one."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830920
The mech designs were the only redeeming part of franx and I've fapped to that set so many times so yes. Gladly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19829847
This picture annoys me because unless the square one is sized smaller you could actually fit the round peg though it because a circle that's the same distance across as a square's length can fit though it with no obstructions. I propose that this Minotaur is actually a high level thinker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830920
Fuck yeah I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830933
Honestly I hated the designs of the mechs on the outside, but the cockpit and co-pilot design to me was very interesting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830920
Even if she was the "evil" version.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to want to be called cute by a Monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830946
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830946
Where in the world did you get that idea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830947
>>19830958
Good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830919
>>19830922
>The next day, after Tankcow finishes up her daily work (she's like a one woman construction team + construction machinery) she heads to the tavern where her wily and coy Inari friend hangs out
>"Ufufu, and where were you all of yesterday, Ushi-senshi~?"
>"Can it, fox."
>"Oho, but did Inari-san's advice help Ushi-senshi? Did Ushi-chan's husband enjoy his evening view~?"
>Tankcow is blushing again, but can't deny it was effective advice
>She grumbles under her breath as the Inari hides her mouth with a long sleeve, her tails lazily swishing back and forth
>"Alright, it worked, okay? Thank you. But you better not tell no-one!"
>The Zipanguese woman giggles and makes a weird hand gesture while posing
>"Ufufu! Inari-san always knows best~!"
>"Yeah, ga-sun-tite or whatever."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830962
Cutest cow, especially if she has milk-tanks that rival those muscles

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830962
>"Yeah, ga-sun-tite or whatever."
Kek, I like this mino. Bet she's always asking herself 'what the fuck kinda last name is san?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830846
>>19830908
>>19830962
This is heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830969
How are you going to prove to her that her wondrous breasts are in fact a great feature of hers instead of 'annoying things that get in the way', Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830982
By getting her off just by fondling them, even if they're bigger than my head each and my hand can''t hope to hold all of that breast-flesh.

Sure, I may need to sneak up on her and do it as she's not that fond of folks pointing them out but I can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830685
Putting the rape back in "school shooting." What's that you said? 'There's no "rape" in "school shooting?" Well, there is now.

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding sneks and their length, where does the often cited 20 feet figure come from?
What length do you imagine a lamia-type monster girl would have on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831006
[x] Pet her chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830997
>Tankcow is at home one evening, sitting on the couch half-asleep drinking a beer
>She's so big the couch is more of a futon for her, but that means there's easy access to her from behind her exposed back
>You sneak up behind her and slowly bring your hands forward
>You begin to gently rub the sides of her milktanks, and she lets out a low shudder in her drowsy state
>"W-what're you..."
>Shush her with a kiss on her upper back while your hands continue to fondle the sides of her breasts, and you can feel her breathing deepen as you do so
>Satisfied she won't freak out, you climb over the couch and get into a more advantageous position, bringing your hands up to rub the undersides of her heavy breasts, hefting them slightly and continuing to caress and pamper them
>Her shudders have turned to moans as her legs squirm and her half-asleep face looks intently at you
>Taking that as a sign to keep going, you slide your hands under her tanktop, and let your bare fingers rub all the way up to her quickly hardening nipples
>Giving them a hefty squeeze with one hand and tracing her areola with the other, you can tell that she's completely in your control now, her thighs rubbing against one another as her breathing deepens and her chest heaves up and down
>Perfect opportunity for you to lift her shirt up further, alternating between squeezing and gently tracing around the front of her breasts while the cool evening air runs along them
>She seems she's about to snap out of it and stop you from overstimulation, but you boldly cut her off by leaning forward and circling a nipple with your tongue, lightly flicking the pink nub before wrapping your mouth around it and gently sucking
>Its super effective, as her head leans back, her legs clench in what you guess is orgasm, and her moan draws out into a long, low-
>"Mmmmoooooooooooo!"
>Ah shit
>Her head snaps back down in full embarrassment at being caught making such a noise, and her eyes look like she just saw red, glaring into you as the culprit for her letting her guard down
>Well, it was worth it, you reason...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831038
Worth it, so very, very worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830846
>walk into the bedroom and see your big buff wife like this
>she's confused when you pull out your phone and make a call
>"Hello, Succuboss? I need to take the week off to impregnate my wife."
>your boss just ufufus and tells you to get in there deep before hanging up
I wonder if she'd be mad if I started to buy her a lot more frilly outfits to wear, both for indoors and outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831038
Is it bad that I want a muscle harem like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830120
silly hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831093
She barely fits on the bed as is, anon. I can't see practical furniture existing for two or three of these type of girls in the same house.
However, if there's a will, there's a way!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831114
And I will find it.
A way for me and three of those huge, muscled beauties to share a bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831079
>Buy tankcow a frilly dress
>She insists she 'looks like crap' in it while she's trying it on in the other room
>Tell her to quit bellyachin' and get out to show you already
>She hoofs out nervously, and while some may think she's an odd sight, you think she's the most adorable (and huge) thing you've ever seen
>"I told ya it don't look good on m-"
>"You're gorgeous. It looks even better than I imagined on you."
>Her telltale blush returns as she looks like she's gonna compress in on herself in happy embarrassment
>"...Now you can wear it to the restaurant tonight on our date!"
>"Drop dead. Housewear ONLY. I ain't doin it. Not for nothin."
What do you do to convince her to wear it outside of just in private?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831127
Be sure to drink plenty of milk, anon. Your pelvis will thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831139
Fuck her while she's wearing the dress, obviously. The best way to show a girl like her how gorgeous she is would be to physically show her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831144
Oh, I will, especially if I get her leaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>Have Minotaur childhood friend yet don't like milk
>Minotaur decides to take matters into her own hands and show you how great milk is despite her tomboy nature.
I wonder how different Minotaur milk tastes compared to Holst milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831127
>Anon legitimately gets lost for some short moments when in a foursome with his Mino, Oni and High Orc wives
>He's either buried under mounds of breastflesh that stacked sideways are longer than he is tall or smothered under an oppressively heavy pile of musclemeat
>sometimes as he's being dragged down into the sexpile beneath them all, as his hand and arm slowly sink in he lets out a thumbs up before completely submerged in BEEGness

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831165
Holst milk is like sweet ecstasy.
Mino milk is like robust energy-boost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831175
I was going for flavors, but that works too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831168
And thats perfect.
Now to get those BEEG wives BEEG with kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831183
All I want is a Mousewife to bop me on the head with a comically large wooden spoon for encouraging our daughters to become master thieves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831198
Is she the biggest rat who makes all of the rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831201
Yes, when she's not cooking delicious Italian food, or giving birth to daughters that we name after different types of cheese, according to their personalities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831201
You fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831025
To me 20 feet or less (KC's look like they could be 15 feet or less) just seems like a good length to allow for full-body hugs while not having the human portion look utterly tiny compared to the snake portion (as in the pic you posted).

One has to keep in mind that lamias are generally depicted as substantially thicker for their length than most real world snakes, and I don't see any particular benefit to giving them a lot more coils than they can actually use to wrap around someone. Too much length just seems pointless for them.

I've heard a reasoning that lamias should have exceptionally long snake portions as a counter-balance to allow them to move with their human portion upright, but I think the sheer thickness of their body and the associated muscles would render that less important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831231
>tfw no matter how tall you are your Lamia wife standing on end will make you look like a god damn manlet
>she always offers to get things off the top shelf
>possessive lamia nature drives her to want to embrace your head near her core for easy grabbing, so she's always adjusting her standing height to put you at boob level on her
>you wanna be tall but you also don't want to hurt her feelings
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831273
Introduce her to your standing paizuri fetish. That'll keep her low.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831273
You don't want to be taller than a snake, anon. Believe me. It'll be fun at first, but after a while a shortstack snake will still want to hug your head and will coil behind you like a backpack and force you to use her boobs like a hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831291
Boobhat does sound nice.

>>19831279
I'm more of a standing blowjob kinda guy. Though I just realized, with a lamia, standing 69 would be incredibly easy, she could just essentially lean over your shoulder really well and you two could go at it. Intriguing concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831316
Those are practically the same height, you just made her a hair shorter, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831231
I want to mating press that snek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831215
I don’t want a Ratatouille wife, the rest of her family would be thieves except for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831364
I want that snake to mating press me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831273
Snake posture is serious business.
Apophis want to be tall and intimidating, shirohebi and basilisk want to be short and demure, vanilla lamia are all over the place, bunyip have no idea how to present themselves and I don't know what a medusa wants.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831375
Medusa wants you to look at her booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831375
>bunyip have no idea how to present themselves
Tall, but they slump to make themselves look shorter. They're very self-conscious about it.

>I don't know what a medusa wants.
She wants what you want, but not for your sake, baka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831383
But then my bits will turn to stone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831383
>”Look at it husband! Look at it!”
>She postures her self taller and taller until she’s the mirror image of a Cheshire forcing her rump into her husband‘s face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831377
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831375
A medusa's changes with her mood but you can always tell by how her hair is styling itself at the moment. Snakes are down, swinging lazily in the breeze? She wants you to be taller, puff and and be manly, man. Hair styling itself into spikes, a funny mohawk, or a high bun? Let her take the lead for a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831375
You forgot echidna: about a head shorter than her husband, but with her shoulders thrown back to present mommy breasts and potentially gravid belly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831383
Monsters are semen demons, MGE lamias would have enough human ass to have a backdoor to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

Battle of the nee-sans! Which will you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that shortstack is objectively the best body type.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder that this is the only way to keep Mice from breaking into your fridge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831435
How would their spines even work in that scenario?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831424
This makes me want to play the daughteru gacha on a milfy echidna

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831446
You could also fill a kiddie pool with peanut oil.
https://youtu.be/BxxFNkNf6q8

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831446
Are mice genetically made for bondage, because it sure seems that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831455
>Echidna creates scam for easily-swindled gambling addicts, has 2,467,854 children and makes over $6M/month

Tanukis HATE her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831462
They're generally the epitome of meek submissive anon, you tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831448
like a klein bottle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831530
I wanna dick it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831448
Don't think about it too hard. It's just how KC draws his snakes if Alice is any indication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831531
i want you to dick it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831576
But why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831585
so there is porn of it

[Anonymous No.]

Would the other Snake God cultists be jealous of Mersé? After all, it takes years of rituals for a cultist to become an echidna, while it only took her a single encounter with Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831473
>Have an Echidna waifu
>Unfortunately, you’re just not quite up for parenthood yet
>Instead, you offer the Gacha Orphanage!
>Anons and their wives with low fertility can buy the next egg your Echidna wife lays to get a daughter to raise while they’re trying to have one themselves
>Now that dragon doesn’t have to wait dozens of centuries to experience the joy of parenthood
>Doing so also helps to stir up the mamano pool and create more variety in dispositions in species (aggressive dormouse raised by a hellhound couple, cuddly Ushi-Oni raised by weresheep, etc.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831590
Nah. Doesn't matter how you get there, you're all snakes together in the end.

Also god damn is she the best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831549
Well we don't know if an anus is actually included. I always assumed most lamia butts are just for aesthetic purposes and for sitting down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831603
>Echida have the ability to give birth to heretofore undiscovered species
>Give birth to a new species that's highly aggressive, enough to make hellhounds look laid back
>but the parents who adopt her egg are a holstaurus and her farmer husband who just love having new youngins around the ranch
>so she ends up mellow as fuck, and it's originally documented that her species is peaceful
>50 years later more of her kind show up and no one is prepared since they were expecting peaceful monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831603
>Now that dragon doesn’t have to wait dozens of centuries to experience the joy of parenthood
An echidna having a dragon daughter would probably be ultra-rare though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831606
It’s impossible to go wrong with a lamia body type girl. All of the snake types are amazing and, if for some reason none of them interest you, there are Wurms, Ryu, and Unagi Joro too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831586
You know, I'd actually record some sex sessions with my monster wife and upload them online just because. It would be really weird if we met a fan one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831603
You're likely overestimating how often you'd be having kids (Merse only got pregnant after "countless" ejaculations), and also assuming they would all hatch from eggs.

And considering how monsters see children as the crystallization of their love for their husband, I highly doubt any would willingly put them up for adoption.

Echidna's especially wouldn't want to give them up, they are all about raising new, more licentious and powerful monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831606
Did Latenight draw this? It sure looks like his art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831631
I like most of the sneks, but please keep the shirohebi away. I can deal with clingy, but that's too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831647
Dumb wikispammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831685
It's only bad if you actually cheat on her.

[Anonymous No.]

Tricorn when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831635
all of mine would end up on shogged

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831685
I can respect obsession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831647
Echidnas seem like the kind of monster that would make regular trips into the tentacle forest for that baby-making sap. I bet they would get pretty good at exploring them after awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be "trapped" in a mofu cage with your twin fox wives
It's hard being a mofuslut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831700
Mine would just go to a lovely vanilla site or something with lots of reptiles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831711
Well keep in mind for it to work the husband has to be with her, and the husband is also the reason the trip usually fails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831711
Aren't echidnas more fertile than other monsters by default?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831697
It's bad if she believes you're cheating on her. Depending on her level of crazy, that can be a very easy flag to raise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831697
It’s only justified* if you cheat on her. You’ve heard of a jealous lover before, right? They can be irrational even after the slightest glance at a passing woman, and that’s nothing but bad news when it comes to a pale snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831740
Tinfoil hat time:
The tree at the center of the tentacle forest actually gives monsters the ability to birth incubi, and the reason nobody knows this is because nobody has actually reached the tree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831740
Now I'm imagining an Echidna standing in front of a blackboard going over the plan for traversing the forest with her husband
>"So, once we leave the Twitching Treeline, we'll enter Writhing Grove. Remember what happened last time?"
>"I fell into the pitfall trap."
>"And what are you going to do this time?"
>"Not fall into the pitfall trap."
>he falls into the pitfall trap again

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831772
Anon, if you're completely honest with her and give her no reason to suspect anything, everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831780
If no one has ever reached it, then how do people know the sap's effects of guaranteed pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831742
Hard to say. We do see a image of a echidna with three children. However, she may have just been lucky (and the two small ones may have been twins).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831794

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831807
Would it really be possible for an Echidna to give birth to twins and have each twin be a different species?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831811
Dude magic lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831811
The whole point is that each baby but the first could be a completely different species, so, why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831811
Fraternal twins are a thing, so I would assume so

[Anonymous No.]

Since the Order also engages in conflict with other human nations, wouldn't that yield plenty of war orphans in need of healing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831807
What kind of creature has 4 snake tails anyway?
Chimera variant?

[Anonymous No.]

I hope one day to ask KC how shogs reproduce and what their slime jelly does

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831834
The point is that it's a new species

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831437
Ok, so the one on the right is a succubus. Is the one on the left a titania? Because that complicates things enormously for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831834
Could be his take on an Orthros

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831780
Fuck off cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831844
I want titanee to learn I got in a fight and go max BUFF mode to keep me safe despite the fact that I won the fight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831844
I thought the right was a demon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831858
Oh, right, sorry, I keep forgetting demons and succubus aren't the exact same species. I just sort of think "stronger succubus".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831853
We get it: you don't like the Tentacle Forest-stop freaking out every time somebody mentions it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831868
It's just as trash as those Mushroom bitches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831791
No, anon. You’re thinking about this as if she is a rational romantic partner. Shirohebis are perpetual jealous lovers, and jealous lovers act irrationally.

I mean, sure, you wouldn’t have even landed in a relationship with her if that’s not what you wanted—as much of a cop out as that is—but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s crazy. And we’ve all been told for a very long time what not to do to crazy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831834
I have a google translate of someone who asked that in Japanese.

>書籍の魔物娘図鑑Ⅰのエキドナのページに載っている挿絵でエキドナの娘さんたちの種族を教えてください 特に背中からへびっぽいの四本出してる子が知りたいです

>左側から、エキドナ、サテュロス、オルトロスですね。まだ未登場の子なので、デザインは変更になる可能性があります。あしからず！

>Please tell me the tribe of daughters of Echidna in illustrations that are on the page of Echidna books of demon daughter picture book Ⅰ I especially want to know a child that has issued four pieces of snake-ish from the back

>From left, Echidna, satyr, I am Orthos. Because it is still not yet appeared in the child, the design might be to change. Rightly!

So yeah, this was his take on satyros years before she became a profile, plus Orthrus (Orthos seems to be a less common spelling).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831877
Its not that extreme/crazy, given KC has even noted they can become a part of a harem in some circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831877
Of course, no one ever told us what to do when Crazy outweighs you by over a hundred pounds, can overpower you, and has freaky sex powers. You can tell a man not to put his dick in crazy all you want, when crazy is a shirohebi there's really not much choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831738
I don't think you're ready for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831897
Considering how they behave even then, they're just barely kept in check by the rules the monster lord hardwired in. Harems with a shirohebi must be ridiculously rare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831906
I don't think you understand, Anon. If I'm in a giant mofu ball with two sexy older foxes, I'm not trapped in there with them, they're trapped with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831906
I know I'm not, but I'm ready to be taught.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to take when house sitting.
One never knows when a monster girl in the house may take an interest in you.

[Anonymous No.]

>"D-do you really enjoy looking at an old woman's body that much?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831931
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831931
>Smile
>Cup her cheek in your hand
>Push her over
Boom, dripping wet elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831931
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get banned from P'orcers for impregnating too many of their waitstaff

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831924
That's what they all think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831944
I hear you.
Although I'd be spoiling the staff too much with side orders before that happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831958
I'd just keep ordering the Meat Lovers special. Bacon burger with a side of wings, and the restaurant's plumpest P'orc, Holst, and Harpy help make sure you really enjoy your meal.

[Anonymous No.]

>no loli single tailed fox gf that gains a new tail for every milestone in your relationship.
>each new tail she also progresses in age.
Would not fuck her until she has at least 3-4 tails because im not that into lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831929
What should I take? I think the silverware could probably fetch a fair price.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831975
Pretty much.
I'd get the meatiest waitresses the have for quality time.....

Actually, is P'Orcers a traditional restaurant or a cabaret club?
Because it really feels like the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831875
That still doesn't give you the right to sperg out every time it's brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is dead in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832003
Seems like a Cabaret Club / Dating Service.
Just imagine ordering the P'Orcers Feast special man, your choice of two appetizers, two main dishes, two desserts and six waitresses to help you eat it properly.
The tables are probably even in private booths to give the customer and his new wives privacy for the post meal fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19831976
No-fucks tails are 100 years apiece, you realize.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832091
Better buy some mermaid's blood then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832091
Like it matters; any MG worth her sem--er, salt, would break his will long before that. Plus, there's shapeshifting and potions to use.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Titania to work out by lifting a stick with a donut on each end or by doing a single sit up and then taking a few minutes rest, mysteriously getting buffer with each rep.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no hellhound momster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832140
>she will never dote on you the most for being the runt of the litter out of all your adopted siblings
>you'll never show her just how "big" you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832123
>she has a Spongebob-style home gym, doing squats with stuffed animals for weights
Adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832091
Thats fine by me. I plan on growing very old and when it finally happens she will probably grow another tail just from the moment itself.

[Anonymous No.]

We have pictures of Okayado in person-are we ever gonna get pics of KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832204
Does KC even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Snek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832204
Doubtful.

[LukaLuu QM !!3aX20spvQ6H No.]

Getting another Flow Kelp drawn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832208
>>19832213
He's not camera shy is he?

Or is he in fact a she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832219
Actually a Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832218
Nice trip, fucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832224
AH FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832221
A female Baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832218
Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

New drawing of Flow Kelp soon, now with less tripcode on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832193
>”Oh my, this purse is so big and heavy.”
>Quote from a tanuki about to meet her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832238
Hey LukaLuu, whatcha doing?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832219
KC never was. It's the collective spirit of all lonely nerds crying out in sorrow, gathered in one massive ball of energy and given a drawing tablet.

With some more energy it will finally direct it's power at the fabric of reality and create a new world that follows the rules of MGE, then teleport all the sad cunts that gave it energy into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832248
Oof, mourning my cat, looking at my document for Greatest War and fixing errors before I get writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832251
That explains why he’s a filthy lolicon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832251
So he's making a dick-powered Spirit Bomb? If we fap to more MG, is that lending him our strength?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832251
God I wish this would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832208
KC is a baphomet from the MGE world.

She works tirelessly to spread the knowledge of MGs from her world to ours, the best way she knows, through books. She does this mostly so that men can find what types of monster girls best fit for them so that when the portals open up, people are able to find their perfect match easier. She also sends knowledge back to her home world of the types of men that inhabit our world for the same purpose, so that monster girls know what to expect where they arrive. She's also an agent that works day and night to establish these portals between our worlds!

At least, this is what I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832272
What can I do in this world to help established the connection between our worlds? I want the initial chaos in this world and to find my kitsune wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832208
>>19832219
>>19832251

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832296
So he's a standard non-descript japanese guy? Is he... a dense harem protagonist?

WAIT. Is he the hero that married the Demon Lord, passing from one world to the other with information to help her breach the barrier separating us?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832296
A faceless Japanese salaryman-man, not particularly handsome but by no means ugly.

I think I've seen him before somewhere...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832289
Just keep believing, anon. It's all we can ever do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832309
So that's why there are long time gaps between new profile releases-he's too busy fucking the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832309
>WAIT. Is he the hero that married the Demon Lord, passing from one world to the other with information to help her breach the barrier separating us?!
Yes. He wrote the MGE so that we know what's coming and won't freak out when deliverance finally comes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832357
Oh, I'm going to freak. Nothing can stop that. I wonder,though, do I get diplomatic immunity for being an ambassador (read: early husband)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832372
Probably limited diplomatic immunity at best. What are you planning to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832385
Marry a Bapho

[Anonymous No.]

You get your waifu, base person and mamano type to your dream ideal.
But her aesthetics lean in a certain direction, on the theme of the realm.
So, dark or light?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832390
Not breaking any laws there. If anything she gets diplomatic immunity from not being of marrying age which then transfers over to you being allowed to marry a loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832350
Lilith's million-something-drug?

Damnit I don't recognize that middle one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
Light for sure, despite her color scheme leaning to black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832385
The naysayers will call it bestiality. I'll call it consummating my marriage. Probably also some slime-related pranks, but who could blame me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
>dark houri
>her clothes are all black and edgy, but she still has the bubbly, lovey-dovey personality the rest of her species has
That would certainly be a sight to see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
Zipangu would be a light realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832429
>Zipangu would be a light realm.

[Anonymous No.]

>your dragon wife finds out you browse MERE.com
Are you in trouble?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
likely dark but i'm fine with either

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832444
>"Oh, so you're into being a mere human male."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
>Dark mouse
So she probably leans along those greentexts where the mice do literally nothing but swarm their husband and fuck him until everyone’s unconscious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832447
Dark Shog is too plain.
Now, Wonderland Shog...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832447
>filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832470
i assure you it wasn't pulled from DA or tumblr from a google search

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832467
a pink shog would be cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832481
>sauceNAO gives me nothing

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, I just spat out an idea that’s been stuck in my head for a while: Wandering Ranger telling stories that may-or-may-not be about himself to monster girl passers by.

https://pastebin.com/dhP9gD0Z

Writing this was actually kinda fun. I might do more of these. Any feedback is appreciated, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>your momster will never wake you up after she's had a liquid breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832497
i spent a good amount of time looking for shog pics but i still have no idea where the source of this one is just in case it has more content

[Anonymous No.]

Which Zipangu girl makes the best onee-san?

[Anonymous No.]

something's not right

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832444
No, she puts up a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832516
https://i.imgur.com/QOAIOMz.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

which girl is most likely to detect and find a lost man dying in the middle of nowhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
Pharaoh-chan is missing her pet snake!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832565
i did actually have the full image but only because it was linked here before as i couldn't find it myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832554
Fox or Kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832566
Wendigo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
The fact that they aren't my wives right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832566
Most of the centaur girls minus Nightmare and Bicorn.

I imagine Unicorns must have much success rescuing poor, lost virgin men who overdid on their trip deep into the wilderness and nursing them back to health.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
Nonsense, everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832569
Can't you see the way she's holding the end of the Apophis's tail anon? There's your pet snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832579
i actually like whitehorn a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832554
Whichever one is Genji-planning you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832554
Eel whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
What’s next? Cats and dogs living together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832408
>Heavenhound
Sure sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832569
Clearly she found a new one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832588
https://i.imgur.com/xzD9WTJ.png
Ah, a fellow patrician!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832554
Ryu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832588
I love going out into the woods with my rifle, Alice pack full of bushcrafting gear and my dog and just living off the land for a week every now and then.

I would love to do it all year long with a sexy White Horn. Or a cute, innocent Unicorn. Or a tanned tomboy wood Elf.

I just want an innawoods waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832599
>"I can't believe that fox talked me into wearing something this ridiculous. This doesn't suit me at all."
>her husband walks in, sees her, and pitches the biggest tent in his pants

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832609
saved as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832609
Rear pussy best pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>Halt, evildoer!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832632
Look out! Here comes the Spider-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832632
How the heck does she get into a suit like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832631
Lies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832632
We need more monstergirl superheroes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832554
Ushi-Oni. She’ll never let anything bad happen to her little bro!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832641
You know the "Synskin" from W40K? Something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>Confess...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832680
>You know the "Synskin" from W40K?
No, I don't, 40k is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832593
The politically correct term is "eel lady".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832698
Yeah, "eel whore" is best used for dirty talk after she's made you slip back into her still thirsting vagina for the fourth time of the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832690
The nickname the thread gave me was actually one I gave myself by pretending to be someone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832697
In the time it took for you to type that reply, you could've looked it up on Google.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832575
>Little Wendigo is playing in the woods, chasing an owl
>She comes across a man nearly buried under the snow and passed out from hypothermia
>”awawawa? Meat?”
>She pulls off his knit cap and tries to chew on it before spitting it out
>”awawawa! Not meat, man!”
>sensing he’s in danger, she takes off her coat and drapes it over him
>she’s revealed to be a drop dead gorgeous older girl
>the man disappears under the coat and she puts it back on, appearing as a cute little Wendi again
>”awawawawawa! PAPA PAPA!”
>she runs off towards home to show her mother and father what she found

[Anonymous No.]

Superior oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832719
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832719
>>she’s revealed to be a drop dead gorgeous older girl
ruined

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832729
She would look good in a suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832690
I'm really happy with all the Sabbath love in here since KC's latest book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832697
Ok thanks for virtue signalling that, we all needed to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832716
>>19832758
Don't get so triggered, he asked a question and I answered it. Now that I did take the time to look it up it might work, but to me it seems like a bit of a cop out.

[Anonymous No.]

Before you think "Wow, endless sex with an immortal wife who could also make me immortal!", consider that this is your fate. Forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Iqr0L4bUms&feature=youtu.be&t=18s

[Anonymous No.]

Is she the best bapho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832763
>triggered
leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832784
Maybe if KC were a worse designer.
Unfortunately for her, he made Old Bapho, Puppy Bapho, Bitch Bapho, and Coffee Bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832786
I'm not the one who tried to call 'virtue signaling', are you really that sensitive when somebody calls 40k shit? This is your final you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19830081
>the matrix
>isekai

FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!? WHY DOES IT MAKE SENSE!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832784
She's got a nice tattoo shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832782
Better than living this life: https://youtube.com/watch?v=DSMNGD615ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832797
Bringing up your personal opinions when they aren't relevant, for the sole purpose of showing off that you have that opinion, is literally virtue signalling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832796
puppy bapho's witches are top tier semen receptacles

[Anonymous No.]

Pic related bugs me... It is possible to have a Living Armor as waifu if the wearer already has another girl? I can't see it being possible without a Bicorn in the equation

>>19830081
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832804
>>19832822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oy6DwHAi70

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832817
>>19832797
oh just alp already you two

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832837
what

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832822
There are times where 2 monstergirl likes the same guy. He'll have to satisfy both of them.

Bicorns make the above easier I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832850
Do Bicorns grant you unlimited ball sauce or something?
How do you possibly keep up with multiple inhuman beasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832690
I want to marry a couple of thicc alps and raise a big family together

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832871
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832850
Good memory isn't one of my strong points, this is from one of the Q&As or something?

>>19832871
There is the limit of 6 but I'm not sure if it helps anything.
>>19832837
>you too
Imagine two guys gay but for each other but both unaware of it, the two end up alping and only after discovering the reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832871
Be surrounded by and fucked by so many monsters means you get more DE than the average monogamous anon, so you incubize quicker. Becoming an incubus gives you unlimited baby-batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832902
>Imagine two guys gay but for each other but both unaware of it, the two end up alping and only after discovering the reason
You're on the wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832904
What is an incubus' brain chemistry like?
Are they capable of experiencing unlimited pleasure?
Is their every waking moment a rhythmic muscular contraction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832910
I'm not into alps, I just tought that it would be hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

Space egyptian doggos

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832928
How could this be
There is no Egypt in space

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832928
The tail is a living extension with blood and bone.
Why would it be outside of the suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832943
Not so loud. The mofu sluts will hear you disparaging tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832951
he just wants to make sure the fluff is safe from space

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832951
>>19832957
Exactly.
Protecting fluffy tail is the top priority of safety design.
If Anon can't accept that the fluff is supported by bony tentacles, maybe kitsune aren't his bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832939
That's why you've got to take the Egypt into space anon, this isn't rocket science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832972
> [Stargate intensifies]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832974
Tell an anubis her god is false. I Dare you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832990
>"Apophis is just a girl."

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for Hellhound to get off the table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832928
This looks like it was made by the drowtales artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833045
Because it is.
Drowtales has over a dozen artists though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832943
The same reason her head isn't in a helmet; she's still inside the space station. I'm sure if she leaves she would put her tail inside her suit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833053
I would give her the "or are you just happy to see me?" rib every time she had it tucked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832796
Those other baphos aren't nearly as lewd, so they're objectively inferior as monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832784
Gimme a half-dozen lewds of every bapho including her, and then we'll decide who's best. Right now I'd probably rank her at #2 or #3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833131
They all have good potential for lewds

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833149
That they do, and the sooner we get lewds of them, the better!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833149
I'd like to see Kuroferuru giving a blowjob and using her tentacles to play around the base.

[Anonymous No.]

is zipanguese a decent term?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833241
I just call 'em zips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833264
Does that mean when you finish having sex with your zip wife you're unzipping your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

I would learn to be a ninja.
Then I can screw with monsters with ninja tricks
or just have a trolling duel with a cheshire, whatever comes first

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833433
Or, wild thought here, just screw monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833453
Bah, ya gotta make it fun!
whats the point to being in a fantasy world if your just going to drop your pants and leave it at that?
Live a little, learn some skills and take the world by storm!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833463
Then put a mustache and hat on your dick or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833453
Screw the ninja monsters, got it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833463
Times I wish for a old-blood shonen protag that gets isekai'd and is genuinly excited about the shit he sees.
And not in the "I have to beat the demon king and save this land way" but the "HOLY SHIT FLYING MOOSE, AND IS THAT TOWER MADE OF LAVA AND GEARS!?" sort of way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833475
Faggot writers of today can't handle old school shonen
why do you think goku is borderling jarring nowdays and naruto is a semi neglectful dad for NO reason?
Not saying shonen was perfect, most of it was fucking terrible but I miss the day's where we didn't know the numbers and so nobody went by them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832928
I knew the pyramids were built by aliums.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833475
This is why No Game No Life is my favorite isekai.
From chapter 1 they have no intention of going home.

[Anonymous No.]

Shall we, m'lord?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833497
>naruto is a semi neglectful dad
Shows what rock I've been under that I didn't even know he a kid now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833574
Dude the sequel about his kid went on for years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833577
Like I said, been under a rock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833581
Did you know a reality-TV host is now president? Are you aware there's methane-farts and liquid water on Mars? Did you know that your waifu is real and she loves you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833585
Not him, but trump becoming president makes me worry about the romoured kanye thing.
But enough real worl politics, instead, Lets do fantasy politics
What monster would make a good president?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
Not sure but I want Aardvark-chan to become prime minister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
No demons or reptiles thats for sure
the bible or lizard people conspiracy theroists will bust a nut over it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19827635
Proud Salamander warrior gets turned into a man's pudgy mere female lizard onahole drawn by Neromashin (without his usual questionable scenes)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
Wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833631
>make Wurm leader so you can manipulate her like a puppet
>turns out she was just pulling a Claudius
And now we enter her reign of terror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833626
No jackhammer dildo then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
Kanye's child is a dirction and his wife got to where she is by being a slut
You have nothing to fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19827927
Runya as a narrator sounds a lot like the scholar except that she knows her stuff and doesn't abuse hyperboles.
I find it a bit extreme that some monster girls become cum addicts but I have to admit that having a monster girl wife literally beg for your dick is the one of the best things a man could wish for.

>>19828742
I'd say it's more that MGE human women are like those you see in your typical h-manga when it comes to how much they enjoy doing it but everything else about them mirrors real life women. Only a few of them are said to act like monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
I support Holstaur onee-san for president!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833610
>Danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833688
>President Holst has to make a speech at some UN peace talks
>Y'all play nice now, y'hear?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833695
I know it's an irresponsible way to vote but I would have a really hard time not voting for a busty sweetheart cow with a southern drawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833695
The 2024 murrican election will be a choice between a meek southern holstaur and an energetic Pennsylvanian yeti.

Nobody questions the Zipangu Occupied Government

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833695
>>19833720
It’s not irresponsible at all, everybody loves cowgirls and nobody can deny how kind, caring, and easy going they are, they’d be great at politics because they just want everybody to get along and be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833780
knowing how absolutely fucked PA politics are, i worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833788
What the heck are you talking about? Governor Yeti is a very wise and caring politician. By legalizing male sex work, she created thousands of new jobs, anf her recent lift of the tarrif on prisoner fruit imports has really improved the bar scene.

PA is max cum-I mean, comfy right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833785
>fighting breaks out somewhere and president holst has to hold a conference to address the public
>when she reaches the podium it's obvious she's been crying and barely keeping it together, it upsets her so much

>smear campaign claims she's dumb and going to cause an economic depression
>she's actually been staying up for days at a time working to try and secure better jobs and education so people don't have to worry

She's too nice and caring for international politics. Precious cinnamon buns shouldn't have to deal with how vicious they can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833811
The government monopoly on male sex-workers is unconstitutional!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833829
You know what would make this idea even sadder? If they doesn't have a loving husbando she can go home to. She just has this super stressful job she's not emotionally cut out for, though she tries her best, and goes to bed in a big empty bed.

Fuck I've made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833858
Hey, listen! Now is not the time to be sad!

[Anonymous No.]

Kiki thread cannon is then not liking roombas right?
But what is he controlled the roomas, or had a machine broom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833886
Please do not do a neural uplink between your kiki and a roomba swarm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833893
There's nothing wrong with giving Kikimoras control over swarms of machinery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833858
I think politician holst would be happier as the mayor of a small town or maybe a foreign ambassador. Don't let that innocent smile and genuine congeniality go to waste.

>ambassador holst goes on a diplomatic mission to a far-away country
>goes through customs hell to bring them home-baked treats

>holst is elected mayor of a town in bumfuck nowhere, kansas
>vandalism and petty crime stop entirely out of sheer guilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833903
Anon please.
If you give her one enhancement then she'll want another to improve efficiency.
And the line between automaton and kiki will be blurred.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833811
Fake news, that Yeti couldn't even run a small hockey loving town in Minnesota during a colder than normal winter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833909
There is no line, she scrubbed it.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night thread, send me some lewd ideas to draw for these girls and I'll check them out later

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833921
>Future Kiki's loading up on GREM Co. Brand Cybernetics
>Visual readouts for seeing MASTAH health and also places where insulation may be failing, along with better stain detections.
>Neural links that let her control 'automated' appliances and machines while she works.
>Lew legs with enhanced synth muscles and hover pads in her feet.
>Stronger arms that can contain small vaccuums.
She tells her master that if she can get one more 'upgrade' she is able to get the 'Top and bottom' upgrades for free, up to 'BEEG is Best' sizes too

[Anonymous No.]

>I may not have won the election, but today I am the true winner

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Lewd the Runya

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Runya snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834017
I
uh
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834125
She's marrying you, anon.
It's rude to reply like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834146
im talking about the election part
the fuck is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
>Runya getting prone boned while sleeping and mumbling "Onii-chan..." or something to herself
>Shiro cowgirl sex with her acting confident
>Smug naizuri with Kuro
>Momonika getting IMAGINED and fucked over a table with her feet not touching the floor
>Bapho-chan PoV missionary with her reaching her arms out for a hug
>Ropurotto giving a blowjob and not knowing when to stop
>Marune in a milking machine while getting slammed from behind
>Grelia footjob while looking confused and asking (you) if you really like this sort of thing
Had to give an idea for each one, I may love Baphos too much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
far right looks like a tomoko

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833241
Call 'em zipperheads lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
That Apo is rocking that 5head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832632
That face is fucking hideous, but I guess art like this is considered quality here nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Familiars for each known branch outside of Bapho-chans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832632
>>>/aco/
That art is awful. Mostly the face, it's like 3dpd in 2d form.
>>19834216
No it's shit but it mostly just depends on the time of day if it gets called out or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834237
So contrary to popular belief, it looks like the biggest faggots tend to fester when burgerland is asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834261
Australia did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834342
You're not any better by spamming Bunyips and ironic aussie shitposts every thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I found a new queen to serve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834237
It's probably the attempt at a real human face, I've seen some western style mgs that were cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834362
Yeah that's my main problem, you worded it a lot better. Some western stuff is fine but the western stuff that tries to be realistic just falls into awful looking uncanny valley territory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834362
>western style
>cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834361
Gonna be the Leech Knight!

[Anonymous No.]

Thunderbirds should have thunder thighs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834397
I agree.
Thick birds are best birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832913
Nah, incubi can be pretty chill dudes. They're just able to enjoy sex to the fullest and satisfy monster girls as ideal mates.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834362
>I've seen some western style mgs that were cute.
Probably because they were emulating an anime artstyle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833433
You would get actual ninja monsters and ninja-like monsters coming after you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834451
I want to walk on the three of those girls and a kunoichi in the middle of a tussle in my house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Runya sleepsex

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834379
I thought the spidergirl from this was cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGa8eReR_ns

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832913
>Is their every waking moment a rhythmic muscular contraction?
They're literally just humans but they feel better during sex and are completely in love with their monster wife. Other than that nothing really changes save for how their wife affects their life and personality, and it's not just sex 100% of the time for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834463
Looks like ass, just like any modern western cartoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834466
>Inb4 "muh identity death"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834466
Oh and I guess they cum like fountains, but given all the scenes I've seen of monter sex, I think that could very well just be the natural effect monstergirls have on guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no oni boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Runya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834466
I get your point but there are some physical changes, depending on the nature of their wife or wives, that are cool to point out, including but not limited to:

Night vision
The ability to breathe and speak underwater.
Resistance to heat
Resistance to cold

And all incubi become notably harder to kill than a regular human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Draw that Rata who's with Runya, the one that's 90% fluffy tail. I want that fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834151
If you'll just go up to>>19833904
>>19833858
>>19833829
>>19833695

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834511
>tfw no ruthless loli oni boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834456
Would you let them sort it out, or tell them you'd like them to share you?

Spoiler, they'd already agreed to share you, they were just fighting over who was going to take you first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834537
I'd wait till they tire themselves out squabbling and take them all.

[Anonymous No.]

You gonna get cleaned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Grelia POV missionary.
or
Momonika taking a selfie as she jerks the viewer into her open mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Grelia POV missionary.
or
Momonika taking a selfie as she jerks off the viewer cumming into her open mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834573
Having a kiki in your party is pretty good. Great for mating pr...I mean item management

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833635
>>19833631
>>19833610
Wurm-chan 20XX!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Shirokuto partially bent over and removing her bloomers, maintaining her smug expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834456
A very quiet tussle. You walk into a dead silent room you thought was empty to see your furniture strewn about, the big and and medium kamaitachi in a pile on the floor grappling, and the little one tugging on one limb or another. They all take note of you with a series of ! and ?! speech bubbles and promptly disappear into the ceiling, under your floor boards and out of a window. The small one bows at you with an apologetic look on her face before dropping a smoke bomb. When the smoke clears, she's gone and the room is spotless.

Well, at least that went more smoothly that when you had a werewolf, hellhound and kobold fighting over you when you came home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834607
>Bottom text
I can definitely see her making that her slogan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834155
Seconding the bapho-chan POV missionary one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834600
I am sworn to carry your burdens...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834537
Noooo fighting! Any girls not actively engaged get rewarded first to set a precedent. Alternatively, make them all stop and present lewd appeals for dick like civil women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832556
Yeah. somethings not right! Who's the wise guy who made that snake's scales black instead of purple?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834615
Bloomers are anything but lewd, please reconsider your tastes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
All of them testing out bountification spell on themselves with Marune as the only flat chested one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834678
Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834474
Weeaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834710
He says on the otaku culture board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834620
Yep.
Such a strange sight.
Although I imagine I'd be seeing them again...just like the dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834710
Gee wilikers, it's almost like we're on a board dedicated to discussing otaku culture. You newfags need to be euthanized I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834729
>Gee willikers
Alp fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834715
>>19834721
>>19834729
It is possible to like stuff that comes from Japan without bashing everything that doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834744
You’re not helping your argument

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834744
Its also possible to post art that doesn't fall into the uncanny valley

[Anonymous No.]

>19834744
>tumblr filename
>yuri
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833241
Zipanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
Kuro giving you a tentaclejob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834463
Maybe if she kept her mouth closed. All the typical western cartoon basedboy humour is hard to tolerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834744
>posts shoddily drawn yurishit straight from tumblr in an attempt to make a point
But then again your point falls flat since there's nothing wrong wrong with preferring nip/asian stuff over western on the otaku culture board.

[Anonymous No.]

>19834744
>The spammer unironically likes what currently passes for animation in the west
I have to wonder how he even found this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834474
I generally agree, but Ducktales 2017 is pretty good looking. At least compared to stuff like Steven Universe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834773
>inb4 >disney

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834760
A warning to all ushi-oni that attempt this maneuver. Yes, lowering yourself on a silk line from the ceiling is a sexy and intimidating way to pounce on someone, but you must be aware that a lot of ceilings won't be able to support so much weight concentrated on one point.

More than a few ushis have found their perfect ambush ruined when the ceiling collapsed and they had to dig themselves out of the rubble, thoroughly embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834763
>basedboy
I am not familiar with this term

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834789
Word filters anon, think about what word would better fit where based would go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834795
You mean the new age way of saying tofu-munching hippie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925
ropu and one of her witches bare chest hugging while looking at their onii-chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834802
Hey now, fried tofu is wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19833925

Grelia taking a nap

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834817
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834821
Grelia taking a nap in secret.

No one must know she actually gets tired while working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834825

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834825
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834788
I propose the following solution:
>create ceiling web that uses the corners and edges of the ceiling as points of contact
>use a star-shaped six point pattern when tethering your web of descent to the ceiling web.
>wait on the ceiling spread-eagle style until your husband comes home to minimize your profile
>pounce

For best results, groom your mofu to avoid unecessary shedding. If hair falls from the ceiling, your husbando may become suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834849
>>19834848
Shill your hormones elsewhere. No one here wants you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834825
>actually buying into /pol/ pseudo science
Wew.
As funny as the insult is, you would need to eat literally mountains of it to have the effect you think it would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834861
Take your 12-year-old ass back to /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834878
Why the fuck are you talking about it on a monster girl thread then you dropout bohemian?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834878
You've already outlasted your welcome, leftypol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834878
No you wouldn't because endocrinology doesn't work like that at all. It's total nonsense.
The soiboy insult is fine enough if you're just making fun of pretentious androgynous gremlin people, but trying to pretend there's some scientific backing to it is ridiculous and just makes you look like a fucking cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, in the Aerie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834895
Please don’t insult the gremlins. They’re only so short because it makes it easier to crawl into the inner workings of their machines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834892
You've got it backwards cripplechanner. On 4chan, vanilla /pol/ are the ones who are supposed to stay in their containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834906
As I recall, they even gave up their wings for this purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834892
I'd actually have to go to that shithole of a site to be leftypol you double chan faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834911
>>19834939
>you have to be from actchan in order to shit on leftypol
That absolute state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834942
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834942
Well I wouldn't even know what it was unless shitstains from there mentioned it every time someone said something that didn't line up with their beliefs.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine that a girl walks up behind you, and jams her finger in your mouth.

"Guess where my finger's been?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
She's gonna get shoryuken'd for startling me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
Please say vagina please say vagina please say vagina please don't say anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
That’s disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834982
Calm down Beast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834992
I'm not Beast I'm just from a country where you're usually guaranteed a wide berth of personal space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
That's incredibly boner killing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834989
"In my anus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835006
Whyyyyyyyy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
I am running to the nearest mouthwash or other source of potent alcohol.
Who knows where that finger has been (aside from wherever she stuck it in herself).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834982
>>19834997
Enjoy getting sent to the Matango Pit for assault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834997
Reminds me of that one joke.
>"Attention to hay fever sufferers, don't come sneezing with me or I'll rip your face off"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835015
Sure at first you might thing it strange but you won't give it a thought when you don't have a brain.

[Anonymous No.]

Scorpion

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834997
Are Finnish elves as standoffish as we're told?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834982
>>19834989
>>19834990
>>19834999
>>19835013

>mfw it was cake batter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835034
What about them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835068
Yeah well, sorry I can't taste stuff through the internet to be able to know if she's putting delicious cream in my mouth or literal shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835057
They're warm and friendly! Just go give one a hug like you would do to a Yeti, you'll be fine!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834989
>He doesn't want to taste a girl's butt

[Anonymous No.]

>zipangu monster that's s westaboo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835057
50% chance she races rally or F1, 50% she posts spurdo memes on ylilauta

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832499
It was pretty charming, anon. Though that was a really abrupt ending, and I don't know if that would work for a whole anthology of stories.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835068
You don’t do that kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835099
And a 100% chance >>19835083 gets me stabbed. Oh well, at least it'll be demon silver and I'll get cute ears to play with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835110
In all honesty, that ending was just the result of me being being too tired to invest more time into writing. I’ll be sure to actually develop a plot in the next one, unlike the spitballing that was what you read.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835133
>demon silver
Can't make a Mora out of Demon Silver.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19832499
What kind of little girls worship an Apophis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835147
Yours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835147
The kind that root for the bad guys in Saturday morning cartoons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834626
>tfw no nordic kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't want a vampire wife who can stop time, fuck them multiple times, then cause them to have several simultaneous orgasms once time flows again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835186

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835206
Is that Leaky-Cock Luka?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835186
Not a fan of fem-dio or vampires in the slightest, but having a waifu that can temporarily stop time only to dote over you while your paused sounds kind of nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835147
Orphans looking for a maternity figure. But I swear that’s not what I was thinking when I wrote it; it’s just an unfortunately convenient explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835156
A tsundere kiki warrior who acts cold and aloof in public but lovingly rubs her swollen stomach as soon as you turn away would be cute.

>"These bandits would be easier to dispatch were it not for the weight you have laden me with, Master."
>"Hu hu~ Are you watching, girl? That's your Papa! Isn't he the coolest? My valiant hero...Hm? I-I don't know what you speak of, Master. My stomach itches is all. Stop dwelling on pointless things."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835186
But I can get the same thing with a vanilla succubus, and I get to enjoy the buildup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835186
Everyone wants the vampire or dark priest with the time manipulation, but most of us have to settle for the shy/yandere kejourou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835234
Can succubi really freeze time though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835276
No, but that's why you get to enjoy the buildup. They can still make you cum while you cum, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835186
>Through multiple strange twists of fate and an assload of shenanigans you acquire a dormouse waifu who can stop time on a whim
>An ability she'll occasionally put into practice whenever you pop a boner around her in order to use you as a dildo-bodypillow hybrid, taking naps on your frozen body. Weakly thrusting her hips against your erection for 'hours' at a time.
>On days where she finds herself particularly sleepy, these sessions last for fourteen hours at a time.
>Only after waking up and remembering you are too paused to give her any affection will she release her grasp over you- forcing you to experience over a day's worth of pleasure in a single instant.
>As the pleasure of fourteen hours of sex washes over you, she can't help but find the expression you make as your eyes roll into the back of your head rather adorable. Time freezes again as she takes the time to observe your face as it's twisted in agonizing pleasure.
>Though after a few minutes of this, she slowly falls back to sleep. Again weakly thrusting her hips as hours begin to pass by once again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835220
Apo's would make for great momsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835216
>>19835186
Same here. Time stop is awesome, but I could do without the Dio part. I don’t want that tan gangley dark priest friend of hers following us around either.

[Anonymous No.]

After six months in the mountains, I'll be ready to bust some dojos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835214
Heh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835226
I really want this

>>19835186
Speaking of timestopping. A silver haired kiki who can timestop is also pretty great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835306
What a dangerous mouse

[Anonymous No.]

Dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834989
>"Your anus"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835446
Ewww....

[Anonymous No.]

Strawberry best flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834222
This

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835441
undeads are terrible cooks that think cyanide is a kool aid flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835491
The scissors will be ruined!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19834977
>>19834989
If it was my waifu, I wouldn't even care if she said it was up her ass; I'd be just as turned on if she said vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835531
>get dirty sanchez'd by your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835567
Monster girls don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835567
I think she'd at least have the courtesy to make sure her fingers came out clean. I know my waifu; she'd keep it clean because she knows I'm not into that kinda stuff.

>>19835585
This meme needs to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835441
Remember to have regular skin contact with undead girls, they like the body heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835603
I want a pudgy, pear shaped wight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835598
It's the truth. Monster girl anuses are made for the sole purpose of carrying semen into their stomachs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835636
Wifescience makes as much sense as broscience.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835657

[Anonymous No.]

Do monstergirls (on average) believe in horoscopes, and soulmates?

Does your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835598
Fuck off scatfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835636
I assume you have some text to back this claim up, correct?

Because it's only logical that if they're eating regular foods that some sort of waste is gonna come out the other end, and we know they eat regular foods because their profiles even detail what types of foods they eat. Now once they obtain a hubby and their hubby is incubized, there's no need for them to eat regular food. In which, they won't be crapping anymore. I understand that it's been said that a MG's entire body is specialized for sex, but that doesn't mean that the anus doesn't preform its normal, basic function.

[Anonymous No.]

>Literal shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835681
You must have missed the first part of my post where I said I'm not into that kinda stuff. I find scat disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835673
Yandere ones do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835684
>it's only logical
MGE and logic go together like /reddit/ and sanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835673
Horoscopes and bitches go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835673
She definitely believes in soulmates, not that she'd ever admit it. As for horoscopes, that is something she wouldn't care about. Though it is something our daughters would probably be pretty interested in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835693
Wouldn't be the first time, nor the last

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835371
>kiki is most of the way there to being a good and proper maid, but she's just a little scatterbrained and clumsy
>fortunate enough to be able to stop time, so whenever she realizes something is out of place or she made a mistake she uses her powers to fix it without Master knowing
>also occasionally stops time to snuggle with Master or dote on him, before getting back into "proper" maid position
Naughty kikis are still good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835709
I know there are some significant flaws in the MGE Universe's logic, mostly when it pertains to mana, but throwing out all logic, and along with it, all biological processes, is absurd. Aside from the undead, spirits, slimes, and plant girls, it's safe to say that MGs share the same biological processes as the human body: having a heartbeat, the need to breathe, the need for food and water, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835771
>the need for food and water
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone still read this series?

[Anonymous No.]

A date with Kuroferuru!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835771
All science is fixed upon that which we cannot posibly understand. The only inalterable truth is that we, from our own perspective, exist.

I won't say that monstergirls exist, nor that they're coming for us, or that they even function in a way remotely close to their portrayal in MGE, but you can't definitively prove otherwise all the same.

Stop telling yourself "no", Anon, and start living life prepared for the improbable. You'll be happier that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835787
Single monstergirls still need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835787
Death is my meat, terror my wine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835845
So what's your vegetables and carbs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835787
They have that need until they obtain a husband. They get it by eating food and perhaps mana supplements that circulate the markets in demon realms; although it's said that mana supplements are bland or bad in taste. Once they have a husband and he has incubized, they no longer need to rely on outside sources for sustenance. You get a sort of self-sustaining loop at that point, for lack of a better term. Their profiles even detail what types of foods they prefer. Harpies will eat fruits and nuts before getting a husband. Holstaurs eat grass. Hellhounds hunt animals. Alraunes get nutrients from the Earth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835823
I imagine a date with her consists of taking her on a walk- leash and all, giving her a doggy boll of yogurt to chow on while you sit across from her eating fine steaks that she paid for, and letting her sit on her lap while you watch a horror movie together. She'd probably also expect you to pat her head and rub her belly the entire movie while praising her, telling her how brave she is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835852
carbs are for alps, but I like cabbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835856
Uh, anon? Wrong baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835877
Oh wow thats embarrassing. I guess i'm probably thinking about her a little too much then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835823
>>19835877
"What was your shtick again? You're the lewd one?
That's cute."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835877
You know, if I ever found her while travelling the lands I wouldn't think she was a baphomet and that probably would end up badly.

Like, balls dry and her with a pregnant belly from just cum badly.

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>>19835874
>this man can’t appreciate good bread

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>>19835920
What's so bad about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835920
What's the bad part? That prime baphopussy just turned you into a filthy lolicon?

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>>19835945
>>19835947
I'd think she was a kobold and went in for just some cumdumping but I'd end up unable to walk.

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>>19835965
That's what you get for treating kobolds like cum dumps. Man's best friend deserves better.

Also, I'm reading Killing Bites right now. I wish Pure wasn't furry when she transformed, she'd be tied for best girl otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

Big breasts are love. Big breasts are life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835965
She’s got horns and hooves as well mate, you have nobody to blame but yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836002

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>>19836002
Big breasts and girls with a bit of chub are nice. But it'd also be nice to hug a loli and completely cover her in your embrace as she leans into your chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836013
Not like that.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19835709
There is a logic to the MGE setting, but its a logic on its own world's terms and not the real world's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836024
Nice to see he got inspired by the new stuff.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19835753
Cute

>Master gives her praise for something she has done
>Kiki politely and calmly thanks him
>Little did Master know that Kiki had given him a big hug while stopping time

[Anonymous No.]

Is this Merse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836082
That would explain the perpetual hickey I have on my neck that just won't go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>This allows you to see where a Dragon or your favorite monstergirl lives
>But you have to join the Sabbath to use it

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>have always seen myself as an ass man
>yet MGs with bodytypes that I can only describe as "modest" get me going in no time flat

https://i.imgur.com/2vWafwx.jpg

I don't understand myself sometimes.

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>>19836135
Hire a devil to see if she could find a loophole.

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>>19836016
Bu it's also nice to have your chest covered by hers as she leans into your embrace.

>>19836135
Most of my favorites aren't all that uncommon or their locations would be widely known anyway, so fuck that. What does one have to do in order to join the Sabbath, anyway? Is the rite of initiation guaranteed to turn you into a pedo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835491
the scissors less so

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835345
Is that Litchi?

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>>19836152
Just say you want to become an onii-chan to one of the members and you'll be fine I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836165
Yup. Hopefully being something as mellow as a ren would tone down her crazy a bit.

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>>19836135
I'm a nerd who reads profiles, so I already know where to look.
But at the same time it's not like joining would be that big a deal for me.

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>>19836165
>No, it's Chun-li!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836135
No, the adventure to find my dragon would make me strong enough to give her a good battle and I prefer my girls to be normal sized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836165
Yeah and she looks damn fine as a panda

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>>19836065
what is this dance trying to convey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836213
She wants somebody to drink her nectar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836141
That's a cute hellhound. Don't worry though, fetishes and arousal are hard to explain, I know I can't explain my own feelings on some things well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836135
Hell no.

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>>19836141
Is that a JC/teenage hellhound, atleast she kind of looks like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Time for your checkup

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>>19836135
>Like basically all of the succs
>Use this
>Every inch of land lights up
>A good portion of the ocean, too
Thanks, Sabbath.

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>>19836281
Well you have to name the specific species rather than any kind of general type, still if you said "succubus" then indeed most of the land would light up.

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>>19836281
>using an object made to locate rare monsters for finding vanilla succs.

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>>19836135
What >>19836190 said. What's the point of just searching the type of monstergirl you want with a magic mirror? That takes out half the fun. Better to go see the world at large while you're doing it and get stronger on the way. Besides, depending on the type of monstergirl you might be going for, your travels might end once you marry her.

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>ywn eat out an arachne's pussy wihile fucking her spinneret

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>>19836295
Then this thing's search feature is garbage. Basically the same thing would happen if I said "succubus," anyway.

>>19836296
The membership is free, I might as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Oni butt.

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>>19836296
Well technically it was made to locate available men for every monster girl, but it was an utter failure at that so it got a new purpose.

Even then though, I'd hate to go to the trouble of traveling to a remote location only to find out the monster girl I seek there is already married.

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>>19836343
I like it huge and thick, especially on lolis

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>>19836279
But I'm not sick!

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>>19836348
Eh, I'm pretty sure it'd only show single girls.

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>>19836325
I like mge because it really is a setting for everyone. I for one would like to explore, grow strong and grab a hoard of my own before meeting my dragon but it gives those who don't a chance.

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>>19836343
I like my onis big and stronk.

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>>19836336
The only succs you'd really need it for are lilims, vampires, and dhampirs.

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>>19836432
Doubtful, it doesn't seem nearly specific enough for that.

>By touching the hemisphere the magical tool begins to move, and if you say the name of a species in this state, every location that species is located will begin to shine faintly.

And

>However, because the extent of its effect is too large, detected magical power cannot be distinguished in detail, not to mention searching for indviduals and specifiying by gender cannot be done. Moreover by declaring the species "Human", because they exist throughout the world, almost the whole hemisphere shines, and so it became useless.

As far as we know it only detects the location of a species, the small mana variations that come about from being married or single are far beyond its ability to detect.

[Anonymous No.]

Bugs!

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>>19836378
>huge and thick
That's what the loli would say about something else.

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>>19836486
I'd probably shit a brick if I seen that coming towards me on a quiet street at night.

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>>19836486
No.

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>>19836489
Size queen lolis a cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836486
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a/hcCW0DH
https://imgur.com/a/wUkhZs1
After weeks of waiting the Squirrel and Dragon doujin came in.

[Anonymous No.]

Living the dream.

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>>19836552
You sir are a god among men.

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>>19836552
Good stuff! Now we just need the pixie doujin.

>>19836554
I'm worried that that sandworm baby doesn't have a shell of her own.

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>>19836552
These are amazing

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>>19836552
https://i.imgur.com/s57k8t1.jpg
Holy shit that and the 2 pages that come after really make me want to fuck a Rata till she has trouble walking the next day.
Based anon.

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>>19836576
There's a pixie doujin?

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>>19836552
Blessed anon. That dragon one was pretty good.

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>>19836592
Yeah, a couple years back one was made. Although as you can probably guess, there's a bit of size difference stuff going on; because you know, pixies are kinda small. Just not in the way you'd think.

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60548492

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>>19836552
And people said they would never be scanned.

Also the ara ara looks to be strong in this dragon.

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>>19835877
cute puppy witch cunnies!

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>>19836615

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>>19836629
Just think of it as role reversal. Usually pixies are the tiny ones, but this time, it's the husband that's the tiny one.

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>>19836276
Huh.
Well, Sabbath ain't got me quite yet.

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>>19836552
https://imgur.com/a/hcCW0DH
I'm dissapointed that the Rata's womb didn't expand a little when the dude came buckets inside her.
https://imgur.com/a/wUkhZs1
>the Dragon dominates that little nigga throughout the entirety of the doujin without the switcheroo shit
I never expected that.

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>>19836325
>>19836190
The thing just shows where the monstergirl lives. It doesn't tell how hard it is to get there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19836615
>>19836640
Giantessfags are truly a loathsome lot.

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>>19836691
Well it was done by a Japanese fan, I presume they've always known that vanilla dragons only submit if the man proves to be more powerful than them, and likewise realize such a scenario rarely happens.

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>>19836695
Still makes the journey way easier.

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>>19836407
Turn your head and cough.

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>>19836691
>no paizuri or blowjob
>goes straight to pussy-fucking
I'd say she was mere'd already.

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>>19836784
Wouldn't blowjob be more mere?
Femdom would be pussy licking, pussy fucking is pretty neutral.

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>>19836784
She took his dick out and made him cum over her face the first time though.

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>>19836784
Just because she's horny doesn't mean she'd just a lizard.

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>>19836800
You sure? I thought he pulled out in a panic so he wouldn't cum inside her (he likewise seems to panic when she gets him inside her again in a position where he can't pull out).

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>>19836552
You are good civilization, thank you

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>>19836804
Prove it.

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Fox or dragon?

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>>19836916
Yes.

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>>19836916
Yes

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>>19836916
Both.
Dragon tbqh.

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>>19836916
Yes

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>>19836916
>fox is canonically dead
>dragon would burn me alive for preferring the fox
Kill me.

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>>19836916
They need to learn to share.

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>>19836962
>fox is canonically dead
She may have gotten sunk IRL, but that doesn't change the fact she's a yandere fox in a superior version of Kancolle now.

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I can see a Dragon doing this to get Anon's lunch money.

Being a guy in MGE highschool is suffering

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>>19836916
Yes. Preferably, fox in dragon's clothes, though. We can adjust her pallette later.

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>>19836996
>"Hey, Anon gets to cum buckets in compensation from my perfect body. He should be thanking me!"

>Honestly she'd be happy if he would just offer to share lunch with her so they can sit together.

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>>19836508
I don't think they'd be size queens though. It would just be a natural consequence of their stature that their partners are of considerable size.

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>>19836980
She dies in the game too. 3 chapters in she gets a dose of FREEDOM from American boats.

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>>19834615
This is good.

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>>19837027
Based

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>>19837024
It starts that way but then they'd start wanting a 'bigger' oniichan so he can fill them more and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837033
Mamono mana would make your dick the exact size your waifu prefers over time.

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>>19837031
It even has an eagle in place of a plane in the art for the scene.
She's a top tier semen demon anyway though, I'd gladly bone an undead version of her.

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>>19836916
You all need to be more decisive. Dragon.

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>>19837027
Actually, thanks to time fuckery and aliens, she's still around.

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>>19837075
She's counting on it

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>>19834222
I think there were several pics with gyaru familiar already

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>>19837097
Oh nice, I thought it was a shame they killed her off and especially that early.
I'd like to progress in the story but the mofu mines are killing me.

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>>19837111
And I need more goddammit. More delicious variety.

[Anonymous No.]

Friendly reminder.

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>>19837130
I too crave delicious puppy familiar lewds

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>>19837150
That's a filthy lie, I'm too ugly.

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>>19837240
This guys art is awful.

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>>19837027
Azurlane has a plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837270
Have a (You)

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>>19836916
What happens if you grope a yandere?

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>>19837240
Lich should stop doing demon drugs

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>>19837281
You are now a married couple. Please don’t throw away your love for each other by fondling anyone else but her.

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>>19837240
Not a fan of that style. Something a little /aco/ about it.

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>>19837272
A bare bones one but it's there. Surprisingly all the KanColle clones like Azurlane and Frontline do, shows how much Kadokawa dropped the ball with their cash cow.

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>>19837278
You seem offended.
>>19837307
Looking at the guys gallery, it looks like /monster/ schlock.

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Is this what it looks like when a bunch of Satyros go out for drinks on a Friday night? https://imgur.com/gallery/xomy2XS

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>>19837314
KanColle has a plot too-it's just told in side materials instead of the game itself.

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>>19837304
What if I grope two at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1283406/90c8d818ae/
>:tag:lizard girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837358
You are now in a harem. Expect the two of them to be lovingly devoted to you, but also constantly trying to out do the other and show you why they love you more.

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>>19837358
>Shirohebis playing tug of war using anon as the rope
>One looped her tail around his neck, the other around his legs
>they both stop when they notice he got an erection during the fight

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>>19837384
I want a pair of minihebi twins

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>>19837377
It's not referring to her species or anything. The doujin has that tag because she has scales.

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>>19837436
No, it's confirmation that she's just a mere lizard, obviously.

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>>19837354
So what are kancolle grills? Are they actually robots, humans or whatever? Who are abyssals and what do they want?

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>>19837448
The boatsluts are the spirits of the warships themselves given physical form. The abyssals are the combined grudges and regrets of the boatsluts.

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>>19837399
That could be dangerous.

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>>19834678
Be aware of the board you're posting this on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837487
It could also be worth it!

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>>19837529
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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>>19837399
How mini? Around fingers, or around your arms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837475
So they’re the stands of the ships?

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>>19837542
Both are always ready for cute girls

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>>19837576
No, they're the Tsukumogami of the ships.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shake hands with a manticore

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>>19837621
Hands or "hands"?

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>>19836279
>tfw had a physical today
When can the portals open so I can get my balls touched by monsters instead of an old guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837641
When you stop touching yourself at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837632
*shakes paw*

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837644
he is the old guy

[Anonymous No.]

How would you react if you find out that your Mousegirl daughteru ate a whole package of string cheeses in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837621
I want to place my hands on a loli manticore's flat chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837762
Tell her that's how she's gonna get to be a fat rat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837762
Can you make a Mouse wear the cone of shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837621
I'd ask a manticore for directions and follow her advice to take a shortcut through a nearby alley.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837762
I wouldn't buy her more, they were supposed to last until the monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837762
Put her in one of those tight plastic workout suits to really make her sweat and then chain her to the treadmill until she's burned off all the excess calories.

[Anonymous No.]

WE

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>>19827927
KC could easily fund an OVA for MGE if he wanted to. He's got more than enough support to make it happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837762
Nothing. She's my cute daughter and no one was hurt so it's fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837816
Silly Anubis, it's the Pharaohs that were Queens!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837844
After that much cheese she might have a tummy ache though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837848
N SHIET!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19835771
This. Despite its flaws, MGE is the sole reason the monster girl community exists today. People like Crabman and others owe a lot of KC Cross

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837855
Then I'll help her with that with medicine and cuddles till she feels better.

[Anonymous No.]

MOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837886
A ROOM
WITH A MOOSE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19837876
Whatever

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