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;_;

why you do this?

>> No.1982174

JANITOR = HOMO

>> No.1982177

Priorities, you should have them.

>> No.1982178

;_;

>> No.1982182

The janitor is invited too.

>> No.1982192

>>1982182

Yea to clean up the floor after Sanya ookie cookie.

>> No.1982187

SURE WE HAVE ORDER, BUT AT WHAT PRICE?

>> No.1982191

>>1982182
But the janitor is obviously not a /jp/eer.

>> No.1982201

We could lynch the janitor!

>> No.1982204

>>1982182
Now he's not

>> No.1982213

Let's pretend the thread never got deleted and proceed

>> No.1982216
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1982216

We'd just post on /jp/ about it, right?

>> No.1982224

How about we all meet in Quebec, since it's equally fucking far from everyone?

>> No.1982226
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>> No.1982230

>>1982224

I would rather go to Slav land than French Canada

>> No.1982233

>>1982224
Not too far from me, bro.

>> No.1982235

If Blastoise were the janitor, things'd be different around here.

Partially because Blastoise does not exist.

>> No.1982237

>>1982224
I can't stand cold

>> No.1982240

>>1982224
Because they all speak French there, and we know French is for faggots.

>> No.1982248

>>1982242

fuck dude the rune cost what, 10 silver?

>> No.1982247

And suddenly Anonymous was in Tokyo.

>> No.1982244

>>1982224
...I think I might be a bit farther. I'm about a thirty minute drive from Fresno, CA.

>> No.1982242

>>1982224
Fuck no way, the teleportation costs to teleport over the ocean is too fucking high. If you want it so bad, fund it.

>> No.1982245

>>1982233
well, not fucking far.
>>1982237
Pussy.

>> No.1982249

>>1982233
Define "not too far".

>> No.1982257

>>1982240
Damn right it is, now come over and tell it to their face.

>> No.1982264

>>1982263

there will be kotatsus

>> No.1982263

>>1982245
What can I do? I've lived in tropical weather my entire life.

>> No.1982272

>>1982249
I revised my statement, not 'fucking far' but still far. Not Canadian.

>> No.1982275
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1982275

Make sure it's close so I can bike there.

>> No.1982278

>>1982264
Alright!

>> No.1982279

>>1982272
Ah, I see, that's too bad.

>> No.1982281

>>1982224
How about an unknown pacific island

>> No.1982282

Okay guys, here's the plan: Since we all fail at life and are of no use to the current place we live, I suggest we all move to the same place and start a bar, which we'll probably call Weeabar.

>> No.1982283

I want to meet ponpo-kun and get his autograph and post about it on /jp/.

>> No.1982287

>>1982281
>>1982282
I think we can work something out with these two posts, as long as the unknown pacific island has electricity.

>> No.1982288

>>1982282
But that would call too much attention and eventually attract unwanted visitors like newfags, /b/tards and such.

>> No.1982290

>>1982287
and broadband.

>> No.1982291

>>1982287
Lost's island just popped to my head, meaning something like that, Generators, lots of them

>> No.1982294

>>1982282

I propose everything on said island has the prefix of "weea" just for consistency's sake.

>> No.1982295

>>1982288
But we'd rule the place, so we could kick people out.

>> No.1982297

>>1982287

Electrical generation is (relatively) easy. The hard(er) part is >>1982290 and fresh water.

>> No.1982299

>>1982288
Well, we'd make it in some obscure side street with a very bland exterior so that the only way someone would enter it is if they already know about it. We'd just have to trust our fellow anons to not be fucking douchebags and go around telling everyone about it.

>> No.1982301

>>1982288
Make it more like a speakeasy, then.

>> No.1982302

>>1982294
Weeamarket instead of supermarket? Weeapartments?

I dunno, it seems like it might be a good idea, but if you actually sound it out, it makes us look like communists.

>> No.1982303

>>1982297
Well, we could probably get a shitty satellite connection or something, but I don't know about the fresh water.

>> No.1982305

>>1982299

And two dollar drinks. You get a buck back if you return the glass.

>> No.1982309

What about the natives?

>> No.1982319

>>1982303

Shitty satellite =/= Broadband. Not that it's a major problem. Since we would probably all want x, local cache on the island plus a file server would work wonders. As for the fresh water, a combination of cisterns, fresh water on the island (if there's any available), and a desalination plant could work.

>> No.1982313

>>1982294
There's already an island dedicated to weeabooism. It's called Japan.

>> No.1982320

>>1982313
Most /jp/eers can't speak Japanese though.

>> No.1982321

>>1982309

Take a leaf from every other island colonised in European history.

>> No.1982323

>>1982319
need broadband for share, bro.

>> No.1982326

FRIJOLES ON PECHOS

>> No.1982333

>>1982323

I wasn't ruling out the sat connection. I was suggesting that all downloaded files are stored in a central location so that the limited sat link is bounded up by multiple downloads of the same content.

>> No.1982330

Listen to yourselves you FUCKING IDIOTS. You're NOT going to colonise a pacific island EVER.

>> No.1982331

>>1982319
>>1982323
Then, every time something of interest gets released, we send simeine to download it in an internet cafe on the nearest continent.

>> No.1982337

>>1982330
We know. But it's fun to talk about.

>> No.1982339

>>1982320
My good man, please consider the following question: You are presented with two challenges, either to learn Japanese or to make it possible to survive on a deserted island. Which of these would be easiest?

>> No.1982344

>>1982339

As a geologist, I'm going with the island in the Pacific.

>> No.1982341

>>1982323

I wasn't ruling out the sat connection. I was suggesting that all downloaded files are stored in a central location so that the limited sat link is not bounded up by multiple downloads of the same content.

>> No.1982345

>>1982341
ah, durr.

>> No.1982349

>>1982313
That's an Archipelago bro

>> No.1982354

>>1982344
As a full-time NEET, I can testify that colonization is easier than learning Japanese.

>> No.1982379

>>1982354
Well, learning Japanese is more rewarding afterward.

Fuck, I just don't want to move to an isolated island. I'm an entertainer, I need an audience.

>> No.1982391

>>1982379

How about this then, we buy a ship and sail around the Pacific Rim?

>> No.1982396

>>1982391
Fuck yes. I'll bring my concertino for those long trips.

>> No.1982399

>>1982391
>we buy a ship
Ok, so we need someone to win at state lottery.

>> No.1982404

>>1982399

It's not like the island idea was any cheaper.

>> No.1982409

uh guys, just seeing that Direct Connect faggotry chaos made me realize this is a bad idea

>> No.1982420

>>1982409
You just now realized that?

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>>1982391
This idea is starting to sound awesome

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