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Look that grandma dress, cute!
Glorious master of fantasy and reality.
>>19808484This should be the only Yukari thread.
>>19808484yum yum gap youkai tasty
>>19819311yes eat the hag yukari
what happens if i cheat on a loving yukari with tenshi?
I bet there are eyes in her hair too.
>>19825911This pic makes my benis the big benisThe elastic straps sinking into her thigh ever so slightly is fantastic
>>19831355you vile wretchkeep your filthy genitalia away from my wife
>>19831436How about no?
>>19808484More classy Yukari is always welcome~
>>19819311It would be a suitably deserved and ironic fate.
I want to FUCK Yukari!
>>19842682Yukari is for breeding
Yukari is the savior of youkai and mankind both.
>>19843457I would rather die than be saved by an old hag
>>19843496That's the cool part about being a short-lived human, you will. She's more about the whole thing than the individual, which is why she is willing to have some individuals eaten or killed on the moon.
>>19843457woah that's some dedication anon!
>>19843543ok then let me rephrase it. I would rather have humanity go extinct then have some ugly old hag save us
>>19844280donate to my shrine and i will save humanity!
>>19846804>>/jp/image/7o126HEF423ZHEhLhAXyyw>>/jp/image/I6TOgTVcuuRGd0LuJlyEZQ>>/jp/image/Sp6C7fE31BCq4mjp3yNIOghow many of those did you make?i'm assuming around the 180~ range
>>19846804>>19847015>>19850082 enough with these sci memesor else
Everything EVERYTHING is puppeted and planned by Yukari.
I want yukari to violently rape me
>>19856062More chibi, less rape.
>>19866205kasen will guide reimu towards the right path and smash yukari's ideals into the grund
>>19866720>grundGo back home, oni.
Post the screenshot from Fantasy Kaleidoscope of Yukari about to rape Reimu.
>>19851537This is a stupid fucking headcanon. Glad this shit character got out-power-leveled three times.
imaging milking yukari until both her tits become saggyand then when she realizes this you kick her a few times and leave her there in tears and agony
>>19880018Imagine wringing out Reimu's thick juicy cock until her balls are completely dried up, and then cuddling her in bed as she falls sleep while suckling on your big titties
>>19880331only if you donate
she's so adorable
>>19880331I'd rather be Futa Reimu than mommy Yukari
Yukarin is so moe! Moe!!
>>19843457give me one please
purple eyes or golden?
>>19884038I'm the exact opposite anon, what a coincidence
victory for reimu
>>19880906are you pretending to be retarded
>>19885512I agree, but gold is great too. I'd also like to see purple with golden specks.
>>19889038give her the stick
>>19889038Give headpats for being the magnificent girl she is.
>>19889038Move the mirror
>>19890005She seduces salarymen?
>>19894951i will not allow this
>>19898315You think you're brave?men are brave.
>>19889038Tenderly fug2hus are for breeding
>>19900172this is a godawful drawing jesus christ i want to pull my eyes out of their sockets
>>19900267Calm the fuck down sperg
>>19900289i hate you
>>19901034>sterilization procedureWhat did she mean by this?
>>19901034what happens when your ideals betray you?
>>19901085An ideal is only an ideal after all. As long as you embrace that ideal, the friction with reality will continue to increase. So you will someday face reality and will have to pay the price for your compromises.
>>19901161That is NOT the Herc we deserve.
>>19831436Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude.
>>19831436I'm not your wife.
>>19903882>true herc - goody two shoes personality muh justice blah blah>corrupted herc - remorseless childkiller covers his head with an attire similiar to that of the sages of gensokyo that he likely raped.eh avenger herc is pretty based and doesn't afraid of anything
>>19906914What a horrible thing to say
>>19808484How old is she?
>>199108721200+ years, likely more
>>19910872Older than Gensokyo, like all the other youkai sages. There are no specifics beyond that. Everything else is speculation.
Yukari and Eirin should be friends.
>>19910872doesn't even fall under that categoryabstract beings do not have such meaningless concepts placed upon them>>19915406the latter hunted the former like a deer in the moonwar
I want to fight Yukari.
>>19917435fight?fight what? a bunch of wave functions on an axis?pointless
>>19917435Fight? Fight what? A regular youkai with a special ability? There are stronger foes. Pointless.
>>19917435Fight? Fight what? An elderly woman? That's mean. Disgusting.
>>19915406The best of friends
>>19920484friends with benefits
>>19920484>>19920501Yukari's BFF is already YuyukoThey even named their themes after each other
>>19920514Yuyuko is the titty wife
>>19920509please help me wear this swimsuit
>>19920546Why wear them if you're just gonna take them off in a minute
>>19920619Take them off me
>>19920519Who’s the flat wife?
>>19920619Silent Sinner in Blue true ending.
>>19925651She seems scared
>>19925651Yukari uses gaps to fug Reimu with your dick.
>>19927378reimu fills yukari's gaps with her futa dick
Days of glory
>>19929014lmao that anon counted 19 reimu threads before mods deleted ityou guys lost
>>19928175Yukari was a mistake.
>>19928175Yukari is the best thing to have ever happened to Touhou, /jp/ and the entire world.
>>19928175Yukari is good but it was necessary for Eiki, Hecatia, and Okina to dab on her. Gotta keep those fanon tardmonkeys in check every few years.
>>19933470It's just autism, ignore it anon.
>>19933607>ignore it Ignore facts? It's not 2005 anymore. Yukari is not the strongest nor is she the most important. Stay mad.
>>19933628Considering that you have some kind of vendetta to keep polluting Yukari threads with your unrelated nonsense like this, it's safe to assume you're the mad one here, dude.
>>19933690correcting the record > letting secondaries pass their headcanon as fact
>>19933725>secondaries pass their headcanon as factThat was happening ever since Touhou became popular, friend. Trying to stop such a thing would be as futile as stopping the tide.
If it meant recurring nightmares and visions of eldritch horror, would you get a paizuri from Yukari?
bend over yukari chan, it's time to fill all your gaps.
>>19927895Yukari milks Reimu''s small stiff smelly phimosis cock
>>19936644You're going to be surprised next monday
>>19934166I prefer nakadashi
I want a threesome with Reimu and Yukari.
>>19945707You will watch
>>19932710None of them could stop Yukarin from doing anything she wanted. She's more intelligent than all of them combined. Their best efforts to stop Yukarin would only help her. Getti upsetti.
>>19953233you wish alice, she's mine.
>>19953303>get upsettiGo back 2 Redditty. Take your shitty headcanon back there. Yukari is just a shitty youkai who is no match for any of them.
look what you've done!now it's all big
>>19945552Don't listen to this faggot >>19853376Keep posting.
>>19954334Why would Reimu want to have sex with some shitty old granny with a diaper on her head.
>>19945552Where can I buy pyjamas like Yukari's?
>>19959672can she wear me as pajama?
>>19867476The post he replied to has the word grund on it.
>>19966064me on the right
>>19960227Has she ever actually been shown being hurt by being called a hag or is that entirely fan created?
>>19970022try playing the games and read the manga to find out
>>19970022Yukari has never been actually hurt by anything in canon, everything always works out neutral or positive for her. If she looks upset it's always part of her plan 5 minutes later.
>>19970554bet i can hurt her
>>19967477Me inside you
>>19971358NOT THE ENMA!
>>19971396Not an enma*
>>19971358with your ability we can be both inside one another at the same timethat way everybody winsif you decline i will outlast you anyway, and as you lay there tired and fatigued i will take advantage of that.
>>19971460Sure thing virgin Eiki-chan
>>19971477you have sealed your fatei will use your mouth as my urinal piece
>>19971602jeez farting again yukari chan?*I* specifically said not to do that during the moment of insertion.
>>19970122Its been a while, I don't remember detailsI have other interests, sue me
>>19936644That Yukari was too hot, that doujin is an instaboner for me
>>19976491I like how secondary normalfags think this shit is special when ALL the sages, not just Yukari, are older than Gensokyo. Kaguya is older than Gensokyo. Eirin is older than Gensokyo. Kanako and Suwako are older than Gensokyo. Eiki is older than Gensokyo. Miko, Futo, Tojiko, and Seiga are older than Gensokyo. Hecatia is older than Gensokyo. The Watatsukis are older than Gensokyo. Even Yuyuko herself is older than Gensokyo. This isn't special. What the fuck is wrong with secondaries?
>>19976988I think the point is that Yukari is the only one to lie and say she was young while the rest did not
>>19977256Kasen is my wife
>>19977256The point is dumb and the joke doesn't work because Yuyuko is also older than Gensokyo.
>>19977487You enjoy being a cuck huh?
>>19977522>intangible handfree handjobs for me
>>19977575That means you cant feel the handCringe
>>19977629unless she decides to materialize it and make me feel it the hand would otherwise remain invisible
>>19977687C U C KUCK
>>19977707your master will make you clean latrines and sleep on feces, otherwise you will get treated like trash.it's not too late for you anon, you can join us in paradise!
>>19977727The fuck is wrong with you lol
I want Yukarin to rape me!
>>19977816Almost everyone does
>>19978065Just bang the both of them and be done with it.
>>19977519Do you have autism?
I want to corrupt kasen and make her suffer unimaginable pain as she realizes how her entire ideal collapses in on itself.
>>19977816I want paizuri rape.
>>19985753Best kind of rape.
I want Yukari to sit on my face
>>19995094i want to eat her
>>19995121you'd have to be insane not to
>>19995121Would you let her crush your head with her thighs?
>>19998802Definitely.what would she do with my remains?
What is it about Yukari that anons like so much?
>>19999028yesbeat me to death with your fistsbut you have to crush my head that is the condition of our contract and you must abide it.elsewise it would be pointless
>>19998824her omni-greatness, mostly
>>20004638I like her cause smart blondes make my iron the big iron
>>20005286p-please be gentle
>>20007687You shouldn't post pictures of your grandma on the internet
>>19910872About as old you expect from someone born of a time loop.
>>20008962>>20008962>grandmaWas this meant to insult me?Anon i'm afraid this is not the proper way to speak with women, no wonder you're a virgin.
20009044At least try
mods deleted my picguess you get 2d me insteadbye bye OW
>>20010318Fuck off roleplayer
>>20010901why the hate
>>20010920Because you lot are cancer incarnateGo pollute somewhere else
>>20010318I would like this shirt. Though I'd also like Heca's.
>>20012532You can get one made very easily, could probably buy Heca's
>>20012582maybe one day
>>20012532you can wear me
ran >>> this old whore
now bundled with okina
I hate Yukari's hat.>>20010318Roleplaying is NG
>>20020050What is that?
>>20023286Green pepper stuffed with minced meat I think.Its a common home-cooking in Japan (and China I guess? People cook this dish in Taiwan but Im not sure about mainland).
>>20023286ピーマンの肉詰め (piman no nikuzume lit. meat stuffed pepper). It's supposed to be a Japanese take on "Western" food. The filling is usually hamburger meat.
>>20018138I love Yukari's hat, the fumo's hat is so super comfy it kind of makes me jealous. Also her infinity symbol is godly.
>>20026187>hatIt's a mob cap.>godlyYoukai.
>>20025760Reminds of chiles en nogada.
>>20026196A mob cap is a hat. She is a godly youkai. You must be feeling argumentative...
>>20026872A mob cap is a hat. Her power couldn't get her out of fematofiber binds and it seems there is a limit to what she can do. She's not the strongest at all and she's a small part of a group who created Gensokyo. You seem to be secondary...
>>20027569>a mob cap is a hatWell if you agree with me then why did you bother to be a pedant in the first place? I never said she was the strongest only that she was godly, which is how ZUN has described her powers himself. I'm bored too but you really need to find something better argue about.
>>20027600Engaging in conversation with /v/ermin is pointless, anon.
>>20027600>how ZUN Next time don't just say hat. Say mob cap. You can't just disrespect Yukari like that. You mean how Yukari herself describes her power. She wrote that article, not Akyuu.>>20028176I'm from /v/ just because your shitty Yukari power fantasy isn't real? Grow up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH6SwZTga_E>>20028176Yes, you're too right.
>>20031448I don't get it.
>>20032310What else don't you get?
>>20031473Reimu exists to be teased by the Yukarin
>>20032310what's in the box?
>>20032400Yukari exists by the mercy and kindness of reimu.if reimu willed it, yukari would cease to exist.
>>20032619Bad girls don't receive donations.
>>19844575A shekel for a good Miko
[BUNBUNMARU SPECIAL REPORT]Old Lady rapes local Maiden whilst Gatekeeper watches. More to come.
>>20039524Now kiss me
Can I join in.
>>20045088I want to rest my head on my gentle master's lap!
>>20045301your master shall perish by my hand
>>19808484Is she still popular?
Why is Reimu so cute?
>>20051090why does reimu's foot have buttocks?
let us partake in this banquet of our beloved miko
>>20051329Let us sniff our beloved Miko
>>20051357me on the right
>>19821361Ran is literally Parsee here.
anon kun suddenly feels hungryas he aprroaches the refrigerator to grab a quick snack he notices yukari leering at himwat do
>>20060515I don't understand what Yukarin is trying to say
>>20060640Take your pills
>>20060656But why is it 880 pills
>>20060498rough mating press
>>20060683I wouldn't mind being drugged and raped by Yukari as long as I didn't die from overdose, 880 pills sounds excessive.
>>20060743Those are pills that will turn you into a 2hu, THEN Yukari rapes you
>>20060515she doesn't specify dosage per capsule, I'll assume fraudulent and fabulous dungeon chicanery....
That paper would better be impressive anon, if you want to see gensokyo.
>>20066248>"Anon, your proposal draft for the Barrier Extension Project is totally unacceptable in its present state. You clearly haven't the slightest idea of what you're doing; here, for instance, you've completely ignored the existence of the projective Hitchin connection in the Verma representation of the affine Lie algebra Γ(n) on symmetric modular spaces. If you wish to stay in Gensokyo you better get on all fours and start sniffing my sweaty tights." What do?
>>20066386collect mushroomsand then think of a way of isolate it in a mannerof giving a sufficient condition for the existence of an isolatingblock B for an isolated invariant set S such that the inclusion inducedmap in cohomology H∗(B) → H∗(S) is an isomorphism.
>>20066517Go back to your reading Reimu, the adults are talking
>>20066386Admit my incompetence and kneel, of course.
>>20066386I do what I'm told.
>>20066603SHUT UP YUKARINO MUSHROOM FOR YOU>>20066629>>20066787YOUKAI APOLOGISTS
>>20066892Drop ink on the finest snow-white paper and it will inevitably absorb into black. Its purity demands it.
>>20067814Yakumo Kou when?