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Heart of fire.

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>> No.19776265

Bully the shorties!

>> No.19776269
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19776269

Spider-slut, Spider-slut, does whatever a spider-slut does.

>> No.19776276

>>19776269
Is she strong? Listen bud, she's got radioactive blood!

>> No.19776288
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>>19776276

>> No.19776307
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19776307

Wendis-a-gogo!
Do you prefer feral girls to run on 2 legs or all fours?

>> No.19776318

>>19776307
Bit of both.

>> No.19776337

>>19776307
Wake me up wendigogo!

>> No.19776339
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>an ass the size of a wagon

>> No.19776368

>>19776337
I like it anon.

>> No.19776370
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>> No.19776387

Big and thick Rata butts

>> No.19776401

I love my nee-san!

>> No.19776458
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>>19776401
>I love you too sweetie!

>> No.19776460

>>19776458
Kill yourself retard.

>> No.19776467
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>> No.19776472

>>19776460
Krakens are classical nee-sans though.

>> No.19776483

>>19776307
If my wife is on all fours that means that someone is about to witness the fury of hell.
If it's a full moon, that someone is me.

>> No.19776494
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19776494

>ywn pick up a defeated villain of the week in an alleyway

>> No.19776497

x is best girl

>> No.19776500

>>19776497
I agree.

>> No.19776501

>>19776497
>x
>not Y

>> No.19776503

>>19776262
Sally's Mom has got it goin' on!

>> No.19776518
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>>19776497
>x is best girl

kys faggot

>> No.19776521
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19776521

Terran, you have 10 seconds to explain your vessel's trespass through Dragonic Space.

>> No.19776527

>>19776521
Wurmhole.

>> No.19776530

>>19776521
Hello, is your refrigerator running? It is? Then you better go catch it!
Woobwoobwoob

>> No.19776538

>>19776521
MGs wearing uniforms are the best.

>> No.19776555

>>19776530
>The sound of the Dragon Admiral yelling for her fleet to 'Fire Everything!' as you hit warp speed.

>> No.19776560

>>19776521
It's shorter this way.

>> No.19776561

>>19776555
This is not a healthy relationship but it is still a relationship.

>> No.19776567

>>19776497
my wife > your wife

>> No.19776569

>>19776567
I agree. My wife is > your wife.

>> No.19776570

>>19776387
>Anon works at a big newspaper downtown MGC
>Pretty sweet gig, he enjoys the work and his coworkers are all swell people despite the pressures of post-modern journalism
>The signature squeak of his favorite part of the morning rings through the air
>His floorboss, a still-barely-young Rata walks down the aisle, her big bushy tail clearly visible from anywhere on the floor sticking out like a portable fluff-filled sleeping bag
>More noticeable, however, is how deliciously curvy and thick she is
>The quintessential meaty shortstack, she harumphs as she sashays on by, carrying a paper plate with two donuts stacked on it and a third just disappearing in her mouth
>Work is stressful, but in your eyes, she's put on weight in all the right ways ever since she started here
>most noticeable, you grin to yourself, when she walks past you and you get a look at her from behind
>And lordy mercy, what a behind it is
>She had to give up on shorts or pants some time ago, and even the 'professional' skirts she wears look like they're straining for dear life against that phat pantie-eater
>She always cutely tries to pull said skirt down to cover it, but you can always notice the curve of that moneymaker no matter how much she tries to hide it
>And god DAMN is it looking delicious today
>Your Demon coworker smirks and leans over as you continue to stare at the small package of Big Sexy as she walks past
>"You stare any longer, anon, and you'll burn a hole right through those panties of hers. Though I'm thinking that's what you're going for anyway~"
>You don't even have the will to brush her off like usual, you're absolutely fixated on that booty
>It was at that moment, that mundane morning of a regular work routine, that you know-
>You were gonna get that Squirrel girl in bed
>And you were gonna slam that fanny like a gad damn wrecking ball
>Demon coworker titters and giggles at your silence, and already the wheels turn in her head as to how best to matchmake you to the pudgy Rata

>> No.19776584

>>19776561
>Just wait until I get my claws on that Terran Outlaw! Him and his disregard for the law! That smug look on his face! That charming, roguish smile! That cute nickname he has for me!...
>W-What are you idiots staring at?! After him! He won't get away this time!

>> No.19776588

>>19776561
>Shoggy liked your post
>M4NTIC053 liked your post
>OgrOgrOgrOgrOgrOg liked your post
>RainSmiles disliked your post
>NurseUni disliked your post
>New Friend Request: NotANacho661

>> No.19776611

>>19776584
>still no story about this
Come on guys.

>> No.19776637

>>19776588
What did Shoggy mean by that?

>> No.19776647

>>19776570
Yes, I need a wily demon wingwoman.

>> No.19776650
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19776650

You know what happens in threads late at night, don't you?

>> No.19776655

>>19776650
What are we going to do on the bed?

>> No.19776657

>>19776650
We contemplate suicide to at least end up with a Wisp monster girl wife?

>> No.19776665

>>19776655
>"Silly Mastah. Haven't you ever had sex WITH someone, ON someone?"

>> No.19776670

You know, why not become a DE beast hunter?
that way you get to stab stuff and not attract lizardwomen!

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>>19776538
https://youtu.be/WXsTZ7eUpBE?t=26

>> No.19776685

>>19776570
>ywn pound big and thick squirrel booty while hugging her tail

>> No.19776687

>>19776670
You know you could just become a Chef
or are you one of those "trill of the hunt" type people?

>> No.19776692
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>>19776570
I'd rather date my Demon coworker.

>> No.19776699

>>19776670
Uh, you realize that when someone downs a big beast like a demon boar, it's a huge event, right?
In other words that's guaranteed to get them trying to jump your bones.

>> No.19776713

>>19776699
I think he was trying to make a difference be tween fighting wild animals and something more sentient.
the skills may transfer over but not experience

>> No.19776717

>>19776692
I'd rather marry my Demon boss.

>> No.19776721

>>19776670
>Become demonic big game hunter to skip the lizardmen
>Now have several amazons with lady hateboners for you intent on showing you up and putting you in the kitchen where cute men like you belong
Should've just gone the martial artist route and accepted it.

>> No.19776722

>>19776713
What do you mean?

>> No.19776741
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>>19776692
I like blueberries, but that left one is so cute.
It'd be fun to work at a Totally Normal Business™.

>> No.19776749

>>19776722
Thinking you can take people on without fail just because your a great hunter has "noob trap" written all over it.
Monsters are smarter than DE beasts, your experince fighting demon boars won't work agiasnt a hi-orc, they have a better brain and can mix things up

>> No.19776752

>>19776722
You can "shoot to kill" with a wild animal, but with a monster, your fight will inevitably turn vaguely to explicitly lewd.

>> No.19776761

>>19776721
>Become matrial artists
then the mist girls want you're dick

there is no role you could take that wont have some form of monster after your dick

>> No.19776766

>>19776761
I'm going to steal the 4000 years of Mist Continent martial arts history and then proceed to pervert it into an inferior form!

>> No.19776767

>>19776761
>there is no role you could take that wont have some form of monster after your dick
Pro fortnite player?

>> No.19776772

>>19776761
I did say "accept it." And really, going martial artist should be able to net you female lizards, sallys, AND a bunch of not!Chinese waifus. No matter what, you win.

>> No.19776779

>>19776761
>You manage to find a pathetic, repulsive niche so unheard of that not a single monster categorically wants you.
>Demon Lord: "Hold my hubby."

>> No.19776790

>>19776767
>"Video game addiction"
>Players don't move for hours in front of TV
>House fall into decay
>Vermin base girls start exporing

>> No.19776796

>>19776741
>Durring your Christmas work party, you "accidentally" let it slip to your Totally Normal Coworker that you think some of those blue-skinned monstergirls are actually kind of hot, though you'd never say so when not drunk.
>Too bad you'll never ever meet one of them. Oh well.
>Why is your Totally Normal Coworker blushing so hard? She should really slow down on the booze and get some water!
Totally Normal Business would be ripe grounds for bullying. Careful you don't go too far.

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>>19776761
>Just take me now!

>> No.19776823

>>19776767
>The no.1 fortite player is a married man
If he can get some, Anyone fuckin can

>> No.19776832

>>19776766
Are you going to teach it in McDojos throughout the land and spread the weakest of Kung Fus?

>> No.19776841

>>19776832
No, I will take it to an island south of Zipangu and demand my students provide me with the used panties of cute girls in exchange for lessons.

>> No.19776846

>>19776717
This, though coworker still has its appeal

I was actually thinking of writing something up with a demon boss and her daughter. Something where a guy is the target of an inexperienced demon in the elevator and the all-seeing boss sees him kissing her daughter and calls the guy up and ends up offering herself (In a domineering way, sort of a you will do this with me instead sort of thing) to """protect""" her daughter. I'd pictured her like Meiko from Prison School only less of a bitch. But I'm too busy to bother with that right now

>> No.19776865

>>19776801
>My Sparring Partner Keeps Teasing Me With Her Big Butt!!
One of Wightonium's less popular doujinshi

>> No.19776917
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>>19776865
I bet there are Liches who could work on a doujin for a week nonstop.

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I forgot if I posted it here, I got some MGS Miia as my patreon reward from Rtil this month.
Really love getting MGS Miia art, and with Snake back in Smash I've been itching to get more.

I also really like how meaty Rtil draw's Miia's tail, it looks so comfy.

>> No.19776946

>>19776917
I want a Lich or a Wight to work on my for a week non-stop.

I would use up my vacation days in a heartbeat.

>> No.19776962

>>19776917
Just imagine a prim and proper Wight blushing and looking like she wants to drop stone dead because she forgot her bag at school and when you brought it back to her you saw her doujin manuscripts by accident.
>Oh man, this is raunchy shit.
>"Hel-sama, please let this not be happening."
>You really like drawing Wights with huge asses getting pinned down and violated huh?
>"No no no no no no no no"
>Why does every one of these have a boy who looks like me in them?
>"Haaaaaaaaaaaaan"
>...Is this handholding sex?
>"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo"
It'd probably be pretty embarrassing for her to get her kinks exposed to her crush like that huh?

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There have to be more metaphors for semen than I'm using here. I'd really be letting my waifu down with my lewd vocabulary right now.

>> No.19777028

>>19776917
They never miss a deadline.

>> No.19777081

>Think about commissioning MG art
>Rub one out
>No longer interesting in wasting money on commission
Anyone else in the same boat?
How much money does /mgt/ save by not falling for the art-tanuki?

>> No.19777097

>>19777081
Sometimes I do that. It's really strange to stop after I've typed the whole email and everything and go "yeah, but do I really want this?"

I usually save the idea for the next time I see a artist I want to commission from.

>> No.19777103

>>19777081
>Not becoming the art tanuki and selling $5 scribbles

>> No.19777162

>>19776790
>bunch of mice slip into Anon's house after there's been no activity for a couple days
>spread out to check the place and make sure Anon isn't there
>one goes to check on another sent to search the living room
>"Psst, Sherry. Is he in here- Eeep!"
>she finds the other mouse throating Anon's dick while he's zoned out playing games
>after she manages to choke down his third load, the little mouse comes up for air
>"Puhaa~ He's so backed up, Mari~"

>> No.19777185

>>19777162
Having a bunch of Loli mice to throat-fuck while playing games sounds pretty nice

>> No.19777234

>>19776962
Will she drain him until he passes out to keep her secret?

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ded

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>>19777358
Can't talk, reading Baki.

>> No.19777374

Kunoichi could throw arousal boosted DE silver kunais at people and make the cum in public

>> No.19777379

>>19777368
>Family of inhuman monsters

>> No.19777382

>>19777374
And that would be wrong.

>> No.19777387

>>19777382
Depends on who's getting hit

>> No.19777404

>>19777374
>Paul hears a weird stabbing sound and a weird moan
>Turns to see is buddy gary on the floor with what looks like a knife in the back of head, withing around with a damp stain on his pants
Shit would get horribly awkward

>> No.19777444

Dormouse love ear eating asmr.

>> No.19777494

>>19777444
I’d love a dormouse that constantly nibbles on and kisses me in her sleep.

>> No.19777685

>tfw not a traveling merchant/scholar with a warrior mamono wife

>> No.19777692

>>19777685
>tfw not a wizened mage with a big, buff, scarred warrior mamono wife

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>>19768195
Sounds like Sabbath propaganda!

>> No.19777756

>>19777692
>>19777685
Primal raunchy sex by the campfire!

>> No.19777769

>>19777752
Oh no!

>> No.19777784
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>>19777756
Making love to this rhythm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JP4XxcyCAA

>> No.19777821

>>19777756
>you thank whatever gods exist that you carry some healing potions so you can at least somewhat piece together your shattered pelvic bone since you won't be able to use any magic for awhile after your wife has finished doing her damnedest to wring every last bit of SE out of you

>> No.19777845

>>19777752
Only the last one is a no.

>> No.19777865

>>19776262
What monstergirls are anti-monster people and Monster Hunters are comepletely and absolutely powerless and useless against? I guess I'll list down some of the obvious:

>Dragons
>Hellhounds
>Manticores
>Ushi-Onis
>Onis
>Wurms
>Dark Matters
>Succubi and the Lilims
>All the Wonderland monstergirls and Wonderland itself

Any other more you'd all include in the list?

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>>19777865
Every time I hear about Monster Hunters in the context of MGE I imagine supervillain-tier bullies who knock out monster girls and take their horns/scales/etc, embarrassing them and making them waste time and energy regrowing them.

>> No.19777902

>>19777865
>Dragons
They are aware of the "dangers" that hunters bring and wyverns fear for their virginities.

>>19777887
Wow rood.

>> No.19777931

>>19776570
Gonna get that rata a specialty doughnut and pound that fat ass over her desk

>> No.19777934

>>19777752
>Dick the daughteru!
Ehh. Well, two out of three isn't bad.

>> No.19777941

>>19777752
God I love Baphomets.

>> No.19777989
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Pure angel wife

>> No.19777999

>>19777752
Right away!
Wheres the sabbath with a chubby bapho?

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>>19777887
All are equally helpless before Dios Maido.
But who is going to buy fifty pounds of black market mofu?

>> No.19778028

>>19778018
A stern Sakuya kiki maid would be great

>> No.19778036

>>19778028
She'd be stuffing her top though

>> No.19778050

>>19778018
I'll knit the warmest, mofuest blanket with that fur, not even an Ice Queen's chill will be able to penetrate

>> No.19778080

>>19778036
She has to have some weaknesses so I can tease her and have her punish me afterwards

>> No.19778153

>>19778018
That's mean

>> No.19778162

>>19777989
Pure slut

>> No.19778194

>>19778080
Would she punish you with her pert but sizeable rear?

>> No.19778205

>>19778153
She’s kind of a huge cunt, this is not new news.

>> No.19778208
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>Wake up anon, you sleepyhead! It's time to hop in my time-machine!

>> No.19778240

>>19778208
Is gremlin-Chan going to make a harem for me out of her and younger versions of herself?

>> No.19778243

>>19778240
But if you impregnate her younger self, won't that mean she'll have already given birth to your child before you set off into the past to impregnate her?

>> No.19778248

>>19778208
>It's time to hop in my time-machine!
Is that what she's calling her cunt nowadays?

>> No.19778249

>>19778240
But isn't that cucking your past self of their gremlin-chan? Dont do that, you could make a time paradox

>> No.19778253

>>19778248
It makes you feel as weak as a baby and as tired as an old man so what else would you call it?

>> No.19778274

When does sex become dangerous?

>> No.19778287

>>19778274
Pandemonium

>> No.19778295

>>19778274
What the Human dominatrix you've been dating with a thing for knives becomes a redcap

>> No.19778297

>>19778249
Depends on when you meet or if you need to return one when she hits a certain age to ensure she meets you


>>19778243
Yes, complete with retroactive body changes to ‘present her’

Granted, this also depends on if multiverse theory is in effect

>> No.19778298

>>19778050
>local Fox not so smug since snuggling in fur blanket made from her grandma's fur

>> No.19778305

>>19777752
I don't know why but this makes me think of the Rip and tear chant at the start of DOOM

>> No.19778313

>>19778298
Max comfy

>> No.19778321

>>19778194
The best punishment

>> No.19778335

>>19776370
So is this a raptor?

>> No.19778373

>>19778321
If pictures got out she’d be mortified

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>>19776370
>>19778335
Tobi-Kadachi, I presume. (That artist has a long series of Monster Hunter girls) So a kind of electric squirrel/snake/lizard thing. Glides off trees and zaps you with her electrically-charged tail.

>> No.19778414

>>19778400
Ah. Nice rump on her.

>> No.19778418
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Is it wrong that I want to give my Nacha wife more reasons to get pissed off at me?
>rape her into an ahegao stupor, then take a picture of her with a dopey face, double peace signs, and a gallon of semen oozing from her snatch and use the picture for Christmas cards to your monster friends
>replace all her regular clothes with those for lolis, forcing her to go about her errands looking like a little girl who no one believes is an adult
>whisper in her ear how much I love her and that I know she'll be a wonderful mother when we finally start having kids together
That last one will really make her mad.

>> No.19778437

>>19778418
I think it'll reacha point where she becomes so overwhelmed that she'll start screeching in eldritch instead of normal cursing
The eldritch will trigger a rape frenzy in you

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19778452

в россии

>> No.19778467

>>19778452
T-this is most improper.

>> No.19778473

cold undead pussy

>> No.19778477
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>>19778473
What about it?

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>>19777865
Actually if you include hero-level humans then anti monster people and monster hunters can potentially handle most of the monsters in that list.

I say potentially because power levels vary a lot among the heroes, as do power levels among individuals in the various powerful monster ranks.

Really though, I wouldn't consider hellhounds, manticores, ushi-oni, onis, etc. in the same league as dragons, lilims, baphomets (which you left out), wurms, etc.

The former group are powerful certainly, but they aren't city-razing powerful the way some individuals in the latter group are.

>> No.19778485

>>19778477
Refreshing in summer!

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>>19778485

>> No.19778524
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>>19778467

>> No.19778535

>>19778452
Mmm yeah keep telling me dirty things in a language I don't understand.

>> No.19778542
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>>19778535
сука блять!

>> No.19778545

>>19777752
>my post got drawn
Oh hey neat, thanks anon!

>> No.19778551

>>19778524
Will she become my maid if i defeat her in battle?

>> No.19778562

>>19777752
Please draw more Baphomets and Familiars.

>> No.19778571

>>19778542
Bad Kiki, don't talk like that.

>> No.19778579
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>Mom, you just don't understand!

>> No.19778582

>>19778571
Kiki breeki!

>> No.19778598

>>19778579
>love goths
>love sandworms
>never thought to combine the two
>see this
Mind = blown. Grape everything!

>> No.19778608

>>19778524
>>19778542
Headpats for the silly Kikis

>> No.19778613
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>>19778598
>Grape everything!

>> No.19778614

>>19777865
Vampires, Liches and Wights too

Wights can drain out your spirit energy at once leaving you an ahogeing wreck on the ground.

>> No.19778622

>>19778613
>that tummy
I surrender.
>those nails
Please scratch me.

>> No.19778637

>>19778373
I am not that bad of a master. Besides that would be hard considering her time shenanigans.

Would be fun to "blackmail" her into wearing something lewd while she works though Then she would dom the shit out of me in revenge

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This is your new fitness trainer.

>> No.19778654

>reads Little Red Shota Hood

>"onii-chans should be strong and able to take charge! Not someone who looks 12 and wants to be dominated!"

This guy never heard of Lolidom?

>> No.19778660
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>get back to work

>> No.19778661

>>19778646
I'll start with ten minutes of walking, then a snack and a nap.

>> No.19778668

>>19778646
>first OPM does it
>now Monster Girls are doing it
Some higher power is telling me that melon crushing is highly erotic. I have already gone running today, however.

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>>19778646
More like fatness.

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>>19778661
>walking

>> No.19778674

>>19778673
Walking is an exercise.

>> No.19778677

>>19778654
Whoever is saying that is not wrong.

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>>19778677
Stop you fool, you'll summon "him"!

>> No.19778684

>>19778660
But my boss is a cute Anubis

>> No.19778689

>>19778673
>On your left

>> No.19778691
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19778691

Handjob karaoke

The game will keep going on until you pass out or get more than 90 points

>> No.19778702

>19778691

Is this the third time in two days?

>> No.19778704

>>19778671
>>19778646
Cute!
But I just need a buddy

>> No.19778708

>>19778683
There are two pwople who could show up from that, neither of them will though so no worries.

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Dominant Loli Vampires!

>> No.19778735

>>19778660
I'm getting worried about my boss, she's been in this company for years and has never gotten a date.

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>>19778702
>>/jp/image/Wv59liTR_6Z7IhR4yVd_SQ
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=90+points
Guess he got impatient.

>> No.19778744

>>19778691
But which songs he will sing?

>> No.19778745

>>19778677
She is to me.

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>>19778744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3F4dDXTFT8

>> No.19778778
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19778778

I wish we had tropical/south american kikis around here. like imagine all those beautiful vibrants feather colors and the tanned skin colour from working outdoors

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19778777

What are the best ways for people to accidentally wander into an Undead Kingdom?

>> No.19778783

>>19778708
You fucked up >>19778727

>> No.19778791

>>19778777
Walk around blindfolded.

>> No.19778802

>>19778778
>Cock of the Rock
>wwwwwwwwwww

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>>19778778
Would a toucan harpy have a big nose?

>> No.19778806

>>19778778
>Ara Ara-rauna

>> No.19778817

>>19778804
Maybe, maybe not. I was thinking in either a big pair of tiddies or maybe something on her hair like a massive Mohawk

>> No.19778824

Alright, those four story requests from a few threads back are done, now I just need to put them through some proofreading and a bit of editing.

I'll post them on Sunday if nothing major happens.

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>>19778802

>> No.19778830

>>19778691
>Love the Wisp's design
>Don't want to be caged for eternity
Annoying.

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19778833

I wanna show KC the /d/ drawthread.

>> No.19778841

>>19778683
I want to bully this Kiki through the extensive use of roombaposting.

>> No.19778843

>>19778817
Shoebill it and giver her a hair beak that hides part of her face.

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Okamura bundled his old skyrim dragons together if you didn't feel like digging through twitter for them.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70458357

>> No.19778861

>>19778852
What a kind looking oneesan

>> No.19778871
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>>19778852
What a cute Paarthurnax. I want to throw a piercing javelin at her and make sure she leaves my board.

>> No.19778874

>>19778852
>That last picture
My sides are in the perk screen

>> No.19778880

>>19778874
>Mara amulet

>> No.19778882

>>19778852
Damn you Todd Howard!

>> No.19778887

>>19778852
>What is better, to be born lewd or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
Paarthurnax is pure as heaven. Paladins want to kill here while she just wants to chill and hang out on top of a mountain.

>> No.19778888

>>19778852
Japs really love Bethesda stuff.

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>>19778830
Hey, you could always chalk it up to "muh Wandering Scholar hyperbole".

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https://twitter.com/motonamerou/status/1035155827076739072

>> No.19778904

>>19778882
Are you gonna buy Skyrim GOTY edition for the 9th time?

>> No.19778910

>>19778890
>Sing once again with me

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>>19778910
But I can't sing.

>> No.19778918

>>19778524
>>19778542
Hardened Kikis with tragic pasts as groundskeepers for "Hell" require just as much healing as their masters do.

>> No.19778942

>>19778852
So many good girls! I must pet them all even if that means I'll turn into charcoal as soon I get spotted by one.

>> No.19778952
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>>19778888
Maybe they find all the glitches funny.

>> No.19778958

>>19778852
Bullying that dragon!

>> No.19778960

>>19778952
That would explain the dead by daylight stuff.

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Comfy snek.

>> No.19778966

>>19778960
Cute/lewd stuff about the killers or we are talking here of the survivors?

>> No.19778974

>>19778942
Just use the power of your shouts, Dovahkiin
>dragon flying right at you, ready to burn you to a crisp
>"YOU'RE VERY PRETTY AND I WANT TO TOUCH YOU ALL OVER!"
>she gets flustered and crash lands right at your feet, giving you the opportunity to pet her all you like

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An ancient evil returns.

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>>19778964
Yuri+monstergirls?

>> No.19779073

>>19778974
But then she will be defeated and I'll have to suck her soul all while she vanishes.
I don't want that.

>> No.19779082

>>19779061
Dorky hellhounds are extremely cute, while still to be feared and respected.

>> No.19779093

>>19779073
Who says you have to?

>> No.19779098

>>19779073
>Sucks dragon girl's soul
>Gain her powers
>But you still can gear her voice
>Oh shit, her conscious mind is alive inside of you

>> No.19779101

>>19779093
In-Game logic. This guy got it right >>19779098

>> No.19779113

>>19778964
I don’t care what the gender of that human is, I’m self inserting. I just want to be held and loved by a sexy lamia.

>> No.19779117

>>19779065
That entire set is way too lewd.

>> No.19779119

>>19779098
so each slain dragon becomes a voice in your head uh? This sounds like one way ticket to insanity. I love it

>> No.19779123

>>19779003
Why is she wearing a basic bitch top?

>> No.19779128

>>19779065
C/u/cks + eating shit and dying

>> No.19779136

>>19779119
Sounds like I need a Golem or Automation to transfer her soul into.

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>>19779098
But you can't fuck a disembodied mind.

>> No.19779148

>>19779123
She's evil.

>> No.19779149

>>19779128
You have weird fetishes... Not that mines are any better

>> No.19779157

>>19779146
not with that attitude

>> No.19779210

>>19779146
Unfortunately, but she can fuck with you.

>>19779136
>You finally get an unawoken golem/automaton
>You quickly begin the rite of transfer and finally leave the voices behind
>But something goes wrong
>Really wrong
>Your mind and soul got transferred instead of the dragons
>Now there you lie with a body unknown to you
>And your foes all inside your previous self
>All theirs powers on one single body and no one to confront them
>"This is not gonna end well" you think before fading from exhaustion.

>> No.19779218

>>19779149
Silly anon
some of mine would make a hatter blush

>> No.19779234

>>19779061
>tfw no Hellhound to take to a PowerWolf concert

>> No.19779243

>>19779101
>>19779098
>>19779210
Someone wanna make a story outta this?

>> No.19779360

>>19779146
>he's never heard of a mindfuck

>> No.19779363

Can a Yandere monster girl exist? That "I hate killing and never would unless absolutely necessary," rule/instinct maked it seem impossible for them to exist.

>> No.19779368

>>19779243
I could, but then it would never go anywhere and you wouldn't enjoy it so it's better not. Just keep it going yourself.

>> No.19779378

>>19779368
Storytelling isn't exactly my forte man, but hey, I'll just wait for the mod

>> No.19779390

>>19779363
In MGE? No. The closest you get are monsters that have some yandere traits like shirohebi and oomukade, but don't take it far enough to really be considered yandere (i.e. they are not willing to actually harm you or their perceived rivals).

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>>19779378
You have to pay for that mod through the creation club, son.

>> No.19779409

>>19779399
B-but the nexus is still free right?

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>>19779409
Free? Anon, creating a masterpiece is veeeeery expensive. If you don't support the creators, what will happen to the company?

>> No.19779466

>>19779363
Shirohebis are a type of Yandere. Only, instead of killing others or hurting you, they will love and magic you so hard you would never think of being unfaithful.

>> No.19779485

>>19779363
Violent behavior isn't a mandatory trait of yanderes, is just a clichê used by lazy writters

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>>19779390
>In MGE? No. The closest you get are monsters that have some yandere traits like shirohebi and oomukade
That's BS, any species can have its own set of yanderes. Hell, any species will have a rainbow of deres.
> but don't take it far enough to really be considered yandere (i.e. they are not willing to actually harm you or their perceived rivals).
Yanderes don't need to have a killing intent in order to be yandere.
Fucking newshitters.

>> No.19779554

>>19779433
But mod teams work for free I thought?

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>>19779554
Shut up and buy Skyrim!

>> No.19779569

>>19779559
Todd please, I already have 3 copies, I have to eat

>> No.19779589

>>19779512
Well can somebody direct me to a complete definition of yandere then? A quick search and every definition I've found has included violent behavior.

And note my post did not mention killing intent, merely a willingness to inflict physical harm.

>> No.19779591

>>19779363
Maybe as a Cursed Sword. She wouldn't actually be killing but it's the closest you're getting to violent yanderes. The rest are just possessive, like Shirohebi or even the Will-o-the-Wisp

>> No.19779602

>>19779485
Danger is sexy at times.

>> No.19779611

>>19779243
Sorry bud and sorry for letting my inner /tg/ appear in a moment like this but hell this could make a really nice starting point for a RPG campaign. it could even go in a 2 way party with the Dovahkiin meant to be played like "Everyone is John" where's a constant struggle between the souls to control the body (Chaos ensured) and the automaton side where s/he has to find a way to recover his/her body and seal those pesky pests once for all before gets too late.

I'm getting moist from only thinking about it

>> No.19779623

>>19779559
I pirated your DLC and I’ll do it again.

>> No.19779627

>>19779623
Row row, fight the Howard

>> No.19779633

>>19779611
Funny enough “only thinking about it” is usually as far as these sorts of “wouldn’t it make a cool game if”s go.
If they’re really dedicated they’ll bang out a playbook that will never ever be used.

>> No.19779661

>>19779633
Well I just said it would make a really fun campaign. if someone else is able to make it happen at some point then good for them.

I would an Odahving and Alduin so hard

>> No.19779672

>>19779661
You’ll have to excuse my bitterness, since I have two RPGfriends who do exactly this sort of shit all the damn time.
>Hey guys wacky idea! => Hey lookit this system I whipped up for it! => Dropped, never spoken of again
>repeat for their latest flavor of the month

>> No.19779693

>>19779243
I never wrote anything except a touhou fanfic that I never finished and I don't know shit about Elder Scrolls, but this is getting me inspired to write something of the sorts.

>>19779589
I remember a CYOA about yanderes being posted in /tg/ a long time ago, it had various kinds of yanderes, manipulatives, worshipping and even meek ones, I will see if I can find it again

>> No.19779699

>>19779693
Hey man, you can just watch or play Skyrim and focus it around that, I'm sure no one would get too mad about leaving out the other games.

>> No.19779700

>>19779672
I'm sorry for hearing that. I only got my chance to GM like 2 times and while it was fun during the time it lasted all ended abruptly. dealing with +4 people at the time can be hard...

>> No.19779713

>>19779672
Speaking of, does /mgg/ have any sort of presence on /qst/ if not, it seems like that would have potential.

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>>19779390
i like to think of shog as an anna type of yandere minus some of her stunts.

>> No.19779732

>>19779713
People go to /qst/?

>> No.19779747

>>19779591
Wouldnt the Hellhound count as a type of violent Yandere? She is actually willing to kill, or at least horribly hurt threats.

>> No.19779758

>>19779747
Beast pls

>> No.19779765

>>19779732
Not really, but we could.

>> No.19779775

>>19779758
He’s not wrong, for once.

>> No.19779779

>>19779725
Didn't her va dieded?

>> No.19779782

>>19779779
yeah rip

>> No.19779790

>>19779775
>for once
What do you mean?

>> No.19779795

>>19779765
But Why ?

>> No.19779802

>>19779758
>>19779775
That's not me, I don't like yanderes, or hellhounds that much.

>> No.19779806

>>19779713
>>19779765
Go away.

>> No.19779817
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Not-Egypt Golems!

>> No.19779823

>>19779806
Okay.

>> No.19779829

>>19779817
Why not Egyptian?

>> No.19779830

>>19779747
Nah, she's just protective. As far as we can tell she is willing to kill actual threats to his physical health, not rivals for her mate's affection.

>> No.19779833

>>19779713
Was actually considering starting something over there and seeing what happens, since anonkun doesn't have the same feel as back when I used to do quests. It also has a shitty word processor.

With that said, I don't know if /qst/ permits lewd, which is almost inevitable with monstergirls.

>> No.19779835

>>19779725
rip

>> No.19779834

>>19779829
Because there isn't a name for MGEs version of Egypt yet.

>> No.19779838

>>19779829
Its a joke on the many fantasy settings with ancient Egypt-type places that are never actually called Egypt.

I know I know, don't explain the joke.

>> No.19779849

>>19779833
Maybey we can use our own made up euphanisms to fly under the radar.

>> No.19779855

>>19779834
I thought it was just called the dessert reigon?

>> No.19779859

>>19779849
>”I’m off to Mere the Dragon. See you later virgins.”

>> No.19779864

>>19779855
No, that’s a subsection of Wonderland.

>> No.19779866

>>19779859
I feel like this is a Dragonheart line for some reason.

>> No.19779870

>>19779849
>>19779859
I mean if you’re just going to do that I doubt they’d have an issue with the typical “fade to black” shit.
They probably just don’t want people fucking ERPing.

>> No.19779878

>>19779866
>Dragonheart
What does a female sean connery sound like?

>> No.19779885

>>19779870
We've already had people attempt to ERP here, so I'd imagine that it'd be a nightmare on a board dedicated to CYOA's.

>> No.19779886

>>19779870
>ERPing
It's extremely uncomfortable when someone's tries to do that during a face to face game.

>> No.19779905

>>19779870
>ERPing.
My shooter game friend stopped playing Overwatch as apparently the custom match servers are filled to the brim with ERP rooms

Why must people do this?

>> No.19779923

>>19779885
>>19779886
>>19779905
What is ERP?

>> No.19779933

>>19779905
That's what he gets for playing modern Blizzard shit in the first place.
>>19779923
Just lurk and shut the fuck up, newfaggot.

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One thing I appreciate about the dark priest art in WG3 is that it gives us a full view of how their wings are designed. The claw on each wing was a surprise for me, and only after seeing it did I notice that the claw is there in the original profile art too, one resting over each hip.

>> No.19779938

>>19779905
The worst was when Undertale was at it's peak about half gaming livestream where ERPs
Thats just a thing on the internet I guess, if it exists then somebodies there to make it disturbing.

>> No.19779945

>>19779933
Edgy

>> No.19779946

>>19779923
Erotic Role Play

>> No.19779949

>>19779905
>Overwatch
Kakuen in Winston's armour when?

>> No.19779952

>>19779946
>Erotic Role Play
I'm not familiar with overwatch but does it have things to simulate sex acts?

>> No.19779955

>>19779864
I wanna visit there to see the girls

>> No.19779956

>>19779949
That would make her a monkey, AND a scientist!
Come to think of it, what is the female version of the name winston?

>> No.19779958

>>19779952
No, its more a glorified voice chat if anything
As I've seen it before in a TF2 server

>> No.19779980

>>19779956
Winnie/winny according to google

>> No.19779984

>>19779958
It's not like voice services dont exist, why do this through a game?

>> No.19779985

i want to find the ruins a griffon is protecting and tell her the treasure i seek is her!

>> No.19779999

>>19779935
this image is too arousing
i feel like asking you to remove it please

>> No.19780008
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>>19779984
No real clue Honestly
Some people are just kinda like that.
Like when you get Dedicated MLP player match rooms in soul calibur
sometimes its best to just leave it alone

So in the spirit of leaving things alone, lets talk about rabbits or some shit

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>>19779949
Probably when somebody cares enough
given the amount of times MGE and games mix as far as art goes, it could happen
for now we have yeti Mei.

>> No.19780023

>>19779935
Are Dark Priests able to use those things in flight, or are they only used when that ride their men cowgirl style?

>> No.19780031

>>19780008
Tewi is best bunny

>> No.19780037

>>19780031
especially that one black tewi

>> No.19780054

>>19780023
Well they are certainly small compared to normal succubus wings, but its not like KC's normal succubus wings could in the real world enable flight either, so I wouldn't be surprised if dark priests can fly.

The easy answer as to why wings are needed by succubi at all could include steering, plus the wings producing whatever magic they use to enable flight.

>> No.19780064

>>19780020
You know that thing mei does where she traps herself in ice?
I wonder if you could do that just during the climax of having sex, to prolong the pleasure and stuff.

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>>19780054
>The easy answer as to why wings are needed by succubi at all could include steering, plus the wings producing whatever magic they use to enable flight.
Because they're both aesthetically pleasing and complete their appearance as Succubi. Drawing them without wings would be like drawing them without spade tails, horns, and pointed ears at this point.

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>>19779935
Is that a normal loli dark priest or a Sabbath priest?

>> No.19780082

>>19780020
If there's two things I wan't out of a mix of overwatch and MGE, its a green dragon themed kunoichi (doesn't have to be cyborg)
Or living crusader armour

>> No.19780106

>>19780072
Is that pussy juice I see?

>> No.19780118

>>19780082
What about mge and overlord?

>> No.19780127

>>19780118
>inb4 /tg/

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>>19780020
Well there is this
Question is, do you think the dragon symmetra and demon mercy skins count?

>> No.19780142

>>19780118
Funny you should ask, somebody actually wrote an MGE/Overlord crossover fic on DeviantART.

>> No.19780148
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>Who would you like me to kill today?

>> No.19780158

>>19780142
>MGE/Overlord crossover
Jesus fuck

>> No.19780163

>>19780148
Nobody, please stop asking the neighbors are getting worried.

>> No.19780183
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>>19780136
the demon mercy skins i'm 50/50
As for dragon symettra, it could count as a monstergirl but for some reason half the people that draw her give her a fucking snout
when at worst all she has is resting indian bitchface

>> No.19780199

>>19780148
No, bad robot, don't do that.

>> No.19780206

>>19780183
>tfw want a monster girl pharah but nothing fits

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>>19779623
>They're pirating my DLC! I'm losing $5 per copy!

>> No.19780224
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>>19780163
>>19780199
How bout two of them?

>> No.19780227

>>19780206
Anubutt/Valkyrie?

>> No.19780229

>>19780206
Anubis you fucking moron
She straight up has 2 jackal themed skins
hell with her flying around and sense of justice you could say griffon

>> No.19780233

>>19780227
>Valkyrie
Mercy has a skin based on that too.

>> No.19780244

>>19780233
Damn, well what does D.Va get?

>> No.19780251

>>19780183
come to think of it, Widowmaker hasn't got a monster themed skin

>> No.19780254

>>19780244
inb4 gremlin

Pretty sure I saw fanart of her drawn like Umaru-chan.

>> No.19780257

>>19780251
She's french, that's monstrous enough.

>> No.19780265

What is the natural enemy of the Hakutaku?

>> No.19780267
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>>19780251
She's already a blueberry.

>> No.19780268

>>19780251
The huntress skin makes her look like a Vampire. Then again Symmetra has a Vampire skin for halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/vUU5u3W.jpg

>> No.19780278

>>19780265
The shonen protag
Harem protag is dumb to romance, Shonen protag it retarded in all things not fighting related and even then it's a stretch

>> No.19780285

>>19779935
>loli in high heels

Slut

>> No.19780286

>>19780229
Yeah Griffon was the first thing that pops up in my mind. Instead of showering you with mini rockets she dives down and rapes you.

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>>19780285
No bully.

>> No.19780292

>>19780286
she could fire magic feathers at you
I remember a griffon doing that in a game

>> No.19780306

>>19780064
Mei Yeti freezing both of you in a hug sounds a little too lewd, she would abuse her freeze powers

>> No.19780312

>>19778830
I mean, how long do you think souls are supposed to last exactly? At-least A Wisp gives your soul a home after death. You could live a good life with a Wisp wife, and then soul bond after you die.

>> No.19780321

>>19780286
>>19780292
Not gonna lie, if a some lion bird monster divemobed me screaming "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" i would probbably shit myself

>> No.19780322

>>19780306
Mei has a Jiangshi skin so she could combine that and ice magic.

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Is this an incubus?

>> No.19780360

>>19780358
That's a Medusa, bro.

>> No.19780363

>>19780360
I meant the guy dipshit.

>> No.19780369

>>19780363
no, the guy isn't a medusa

>> No.19780370

>>19780363
Sorry, I figured you couldn't be that retarded.

>> No.19780371

>>19780358
Na, that's a snake.

>> No.19780376

>>19780322
I feel like she would complain about not being warm enough to move her joints properly but also too stubborn to give up the ice powers, lots of warming massages for her

>> No.19780378

>>19780369
No, but there is a guy to her left. Also, that's an echidna.

>> No.19780380

>>19780321
Bet MAMONO MANA would find a way to turn that into you creaming your pants instead. After all, what man isn't aroused by JUSTICE?

>> No.19780383

>>19780360
>>19780358
that's an echidna

>> No.19780400

>>19780380
An evil man?

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>>19780072
Well yes, but they also assist during sex when the succubus is on top.

>A succubus' tail and wings shake along with their hips. For succubi, cowgirl is the most basic position, and they have evolved in a manner suitable for it. They aid the bouncing movement of their hips.

>> No.19780418

>>19780380
>what man isn't aroused by JUSTICE?
I know I am. What other reason is there to use her ultimate aside from the raging JUSTICE boner it causes?

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>>19780408
How do they feel about missionary?

>> No.19780429

Friendly reminder that if you are sexually attracted to your monstergirl daughteru(s) but don't want to dick them, just wear a condom! It doesn't count as dicking if you wear a condom!

>> No.19780439

>>19780429
They would hate me for the rest of their life

>> No.19780445

>>19780358
Yes, the guy is an incubus as far as we know. The translated title is:

>Relationship Diagram of human males with Hero and Incubus as example.

>> No.19780447

>>19780429
But anon, what would we use as little baggies for her sandwiches and snake time?

>> No.19780455

>>19780447
>snake time
Anon what the fuck is snake time.

>> No.19780459

>>19780447
Hot dogs are not sandwiches anon

>> No.19780460

>>19780080
Unclear, the caption is translated as:

>The Fallen God's young devotee, Dark Priest Memiri-chan. When desire is directed at her, overwhelmed with love, she has a habit of using "Recovery Miracle", or rather "Recovery Kissu".

One question would be if one can be both a part of a Sabbath and also be a follower of the Fallen God. But regardless it wouldn't answer if this particular dark priest is both.

>> No.19780464

>>19780445
Doesn't look like what one would expect going by the Q&As.
>Q:Is it possible to distinguish an Incubus from a normal person just by observing (like having a particular aura)?
>A:If they live in a Demon Realm then they might have a slack/slovenly appearance or they make a relaxed face while making out with their wife too much, but else you can't keep them apart just by a glimpse.

>> No.19780476

>>19780429
Can I let her drink the cum we've collected afterwards?

>> No.19780483

>>19780400
Hateboner.

>> No.19780484

>>19780420
They're probably up for any position, and can probably still use their strong tail and wings to aid their movements even when the man is on top.

>> No.19780489

>>19780455
>>19780459
>snake time
>snack time

Not sure how I missed that one. Suddenly, me wanting to send her off with some trail mix just went into a unwanted direction

>> No.19780493

>>19780460
>Part of Sabbath.
>Follower of the Fallen God.
Pandemonium branch when.

>> No.19780508

>>19780464
Note how he says "might" and even provisos that such a face may only be seen while making out too much.

Alternatively that happy, embarrassed shonen protagonist face is what KC considers a "slack/slovenly" appearance.

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>>19780489

>> No.19780517

>>19780464
If >>19780358 is one of those slovenly expressions, then it ain't so bad.

>> No.19780534

>>19780489
It's too late anon, from now on I won't be able to think about daughteru dicking without also thinking of snake time.

>> No.19780546

>>19780464
Reminder that KC has stated the Q&A isn't canon unless he shows it in official works.

>> No.19780563

>>19780358
Yes. If he were an incubus he would have a weird eye color in a colored version of this picture and that's it.

>> No.19780588

Fight in tornaments
win tornaments
Attract strong monsters
fight strong monsters
Defeat strong monsters
fuck strong monsters
have strong children

>> No.19780600

>>19780588
Good for you

>> No.19780607

>>19780588
Fuck strong children?

>> No.19780624

>>19780607
Do not dick the strong daughteru.
Be strong for your children instead.

>> No.19780634

>>19780588
So it was stated that the monsters have free reign over any man they defeat in offical tornamants and stuff
So that means i can throw caution to the wind hand go on my own survival mode, fighting and beating monsters until I lose and settle down with a wife

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>>19780546
That could be a double-edged sword.

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>> No.19780676

>>19780638
I don't see how that one's a double edged sword. Polymorph is included in official books.

>> No.19780690

>>19780638
Its mostly just a safety net in case he decides against/forgets some bit of info he mentioned offhand online when it comes time for a profile or settings book to be done. Even then he hardly ever goes against the info he gives in the Q and A sessions.

Also, the alraune example (them moving on their roots) was also stated in a more official setting note back when he released the barometz profile.

>It seems they can pull out their roots and move like other alraune, or move by bouncing, but when a barometz with a husband moves, it seems to cause terrible things (in a sexual meaning)! I drew it while thinking of stuff like that! Ehehe.

>> No.19780725

>>19780672
Alright. Is she a good girl?

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>>19780725
Very good.

>> No.19780743

>>19780672
Wow! A dog!

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>>19780676
>>19780690
Oh, nevermind then.

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Which of the following is an adopted Atlach-Nacha daughteru for:

a) Loving platonic care that offsets her angry nature
b) Distending her slim loli stomach with your cock and finishing inside
c) Having your way with her petite round butt and making her cum from anal sex despite her protests
d) Marrying
e) All of the above

>> No.19780773

>>19780672
That's nice.

>> No.19780789

>>19780765
I want a pair of smug Alraunes to make passive-aggressive jokes at me when I pass them everyday. Lots of Fufufu and Dohoho.

>> No.19780807

>>19780789
I meant Liliraunes but now I have a question.
Is a pair of Liliraunes four girls or two girls?

>> No.19780816

>>19780807
We are all the same creature in different form.

>> No.19780833

>>19780807
Four, judging by the below line:

>As for them, each body has its own separate consciousness and thoughts

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>>19780816
That's deep man.

>> No.19780851

>>19780833
Thanks. I guess that means a "Pair" of Lilraunes is in fact four separate women regardless of pairing.

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>>19780789
>>19780807
>>19780833
>>19780851
Would spending enough time in an alraune flower cause you to become rooted in it with her?

>> No.19780901

>>19780883
No.

Though you probably ain't getting out of there unless you fuck her silly.

>> No.19780907

>>19780771
A.

>> No.19780913

>>19780771
E all the way.

>> No.19780917

>>19780771
F) None of the above.

>> No.19780920

>>19780771
E.
If she’s not pouting and calling me a pervert while she has a huge seed bump then I’ve failed

>> No.19780955

>>19780672
Nice.

>> No.19780963

>>19780771
C is the only right choice.

>> No.19780969

>>19780771
Either A or E no in between. Either have a tsun teenage daughteru or a tsun wife.

>> No.19780982

>>19780771
f.) I don't want to become a shitty eldritch spider monster.

>> No.19780990

>>19780771
[X] rape the maids

>> No.19780995

I don't know if anyone follows the magus anon story but I haven't abandon you guys. Just went back to uni and have to get a good schedule for writing.
On the plus side, big update soon. Chapter releases tomorrow or Saturday.

>> No.19780996

>>19779905
What rooms were those Anon? Asking for a friend

>> No.19781037
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Foxes.

>> No.19781039

>>19780982
A wouldn't involve that

>> No.19781042

Back again with another translation. This time around it's the "Schematic! Here is Where Baphomet is Amazing!" page. Wasn't really planning on this one but a friend of mine wanted to find out what it said actually my dick just wanted to know
https://pastebin.com/LsmFadBC

>> No.19781049

>>19781042
wtf I love Baphomets now

>> No.19781055
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>>19781042
This is all far too lewd. And I enjoy every bit of it.

>> No.19781068

>>19781042
Runya Runya really wants a husband doesn't she?

And probably most of the others as well.

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>>19781055
>image
I refuse. Onee-sans for life!

>> No.19781089

>>19781082
I think my love for onee-chans would give Bapho's conniptions. Like I'd just have to be within a few feet of them and they become consumed with rage.

>> No.19781096

>>19781082
>>19781089
>making potential imoutos cry
Despicable.

>> No.19781106

>>19781096
I can't help it! I just love onee-sans too much!

>> No.19781119

>>19781042
>Magic can also be cast through the horns, they are easy to grasp onto while using their mouth, so an Onii-chan who carelessly grasps onto them will have magic used on them by the Baphomet!
>If so, it will be impossible to pull out your penis from their mouth, while grabbing the horns, you'll be tempted to thrust it into the back of the Baphomet's throat, do it as much as you like!
This combined with the details about them being exactly the right height for blowjobs is going to give me all sorts of ideas. KC can't keep getting away with this.

>> No.19781124

>>19781042
Never before did I want a loli goat demon of my own more than right now.

>Fuwafuwa Fur, Punipuni Paw Pads
Would hold for hours on end.

>> No.19781126

>>19781042
>Indicating that Baphomets are a demonic race, they have vertical pupils!
>If a serious effort is made, they can also awaken horizontal pupils like wild goats!

So you'd end up with some kind of cross-shaped pupil? Cool!

Or perhaps it means the pupil just changes shape from a vertical slit to a horizontal goat-like pupil.

>> No.19781139

>>19781042
They can't keep getting away with being so amazingly lewd.

>> No.19781145
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Big imp tits.

>> No.19781146

>>19781042
>This isn't hair, it's a means of producing and governing great quantities of olden magic!

I'm pretty sure its still hair bapho-sama, it just has an extra use.

>Baphomets don't have toys in childhood, they play with the embodiment of magic itself in the palm of their hands, making them very skillful in both magic and onii-chan service!

I still can't help but feel a bit sad that baphomets don't get actual toys growing up, even if playing with magic sounds fun.

>> No.19781148

I'd love to have a relationship with Runya and Greilia now, those two really could benefit from regular romance.

>> No.19781150

>>19781082
Jabberwocks really are the best.

>> No.19781152

>>19781145
BIGGER!

>> No.19781156

>>19781148
Does Greilia sound like she has time for romance?

>> No.19781165

>>19781146
>I still can't help but feel a bit sad that baphomets don't get actual toys growing up, even if playing with magic sounds fun.
Think about it, rather than playing with toy ponies she could use her magic to make illusions of them and move them with her will.
Assuming that kind of magic exists in mge.

>> No.19781173

>>19781126
>Be Onii-chan
>Live with Bapho.
>One day, come home earlier than usual.
>Call out to Bapho imouto.
>Nothing.
>Go to her room, hear that metal song she's been obsessed with for the past few months blaring through her speakers.
>Go in.
>Watch as your Bapho is dancing in front of the computer wearing a magical girl outfit.
>Tap her shoulder.
>She turns around, with her pupils in a cross-shaped pattern.
> Bully her.

>> No.19781184

>>19781173
Cute, would tease until she puffs out her cheeks in pouting.

>> No.19781188

>>19781156

Anything's possible if you talk to her normally, she can't work 24/7!

>> No.19781194
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What went wrong with Runya to where she's incapable of using magic?

>> No.19781197

>>19781146
That struck me as a bit odd. Probably not that much of an issue though, depending on how much of an innate handle they have on controlling their magical power.
Though it does beg the question whether if Runya Runya had the most dreadfully boring childhood ever.

>> No.19781201

>>19781194
Just a random mutation probably. For every magical prodigy like Momonika there has to be the opposite.

>> No.19781204

>>19781173
No bully the bapho. She was just doing some cosplay from that Magical Baphomet that Runya Runyas Sabbath writes.

>> No.19781209

>>19781188
Don't suggest things she could take as a challenge.

>> No.19781212

>>19781156
Doctors have families too.

>> No.19781214
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>>19781201
>dumb gyaru goat
>magical prodigy
Now Shiro though, she's the whole enchilada.

>> No.19781222

>>19781194
loli squirrels would be so tiny
IMAGINE

>> No.19781223

>>19781173
If by bully you mean stick your dick up her ass. Then, yes.

>> No.19781229

>>19781204

I'll bully her until she zaps me with her laser horn beams.

And then I'll bully her throat with my dick.

>> No.19781232
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>>19781222
Loli Rata's even have tails a third larger than their own bodies.

>> No.19781235

>>19781222
Looks to be the same height as baphomets, which thanks to this new info we know are crotch height.

>> No.19781236

>>19781223
That works too.

>> No.19781247

>>19781212
Yeah, but most doctors don't have the impractically high standards she set for her activities.

>> No.19781253

>>19781194
Has no one yet noticed that her magic circle has a "lecording" indicator?

>> No.19781255

>>19781229
>not making parody porn with your cosplaying Bapho-chan while you're dressed up as villain-of-the-week characters
You always come so close to winning but ultimately are always defeated by Magical Baphomet-chan.

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>>19781214
>enchilada
I read that as echidna for a second.

>> No.19781270

>>19781214
Mononika is outright called a child prodigy among baphomets, as unlike Sabbath leaders she was able to gain the position while not being much older than she looks.

Shiro is doubtless more powerful, but she's also much older and more experienced.

>> No.19781276

>>19781255
>parody porn
I think the porn part is superfluous when talking about entertainment for monsters.

>> No.19781291

>>19781276
>Non-porn directors can never get taken seriously.
>Every time you submit a script, it comes back with some extra sex scenes for more general audience appeal.
>When you allow actors to ad-lib, they raunch it up.
Making movies in MGE is suffering.

>> No.19781296

>>19781255
>not making parody porn of that but you win and it's basically just kinkier porn that's shared to her friends and basically anyone else who asks for it.

This gives me inspiration and I shall now add it on the list of things to write.

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Kiseru's are hot.

>> No.19781308
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>>19781299
If I take that leaf off, will she die?

>> No.19781309

>>19775335
>Embarassment from writing shit
Happens to nearly every one of my stories because God knows the basis of the most popular one was literally an Eric Clapton song and it's SHIT.

>> No.19781310

>>19781299
Long ones could even double as weapons.

>> No.19781320

>>19781270
Momonika probably invented that magic mirror used to livestream herself getting railed by her onii-chan.

>> No.19781321

>>19781296
I'll add it to the things I'm looking forward to and will be quite sad in a few months time if it's never realized.

>> No.19781334

>>19781309
I can confirm that too.

That's why most of the stories I've made these days have just been greentexts, since they don't make me feel that much shame.

Writing requests doesn't really make me feel anything though, since it's not my expectations that I have to meet. Write for others, it helps with building motivation and exercise.

>> No.19781339

>>19781308
It costs eighty million yen. You take it you buy it.
>>19781310
What kind of ladies use it for that?

>> No.19781346

>>19781291
Come on, Anon, you gotta go for that wide market appeal. Just crowbar a hardcore scene or two in there.

>> No.19781351

>>19781339
What would it cost to buy her?

>> No.19781356

>>19781321
Do not worry Anon. I'll be having some actual responsibilities in the near future, so I'll be writing a lot more to get my mind off of them.

>> No.19781364

>>19781351
Enough money to buy Zipangu.

>> No.19781368

>>19781351
>being rich enough to buy one of them
I don't think men like that exist outside of Tanuki schlick fantasies.

>> No.19781375

>>19781356
Godspeed, Anon.

>> No.19781376

>>19781364
>>19781368
What if I do things to her that makes her give herself away to me for free?

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>>19781339
>What kind of ladies use it for that?

>> No.19781385

>>19781383
Is this a 2hu?

>> No.19781386

>>19781376
That would take some xanatos gambit shit to pull off, but the aftermath would definitely be just as impressive.

>> No.19781387

>>19781339
>What kind of ladies use it for that?
Gangster-like samurai in the Edo period were noted to use theirs as weapons according to wikipedia, but it wasn't limited to them.

>> No.19781402

>>19781387
>Gangster Samurai
Jeez, those are some scary Ochis.

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Remember to marry and impregnate your adopted momster. She deserves it.

>> No.19781409

>>19781385
Eight of the nine Tanuki images currently in this thread are of the same 2hu, Mamizou.
Miss Futatsuiwa has become a convenient poster girl for the charismatic appeal of her fluffy almost-fox sisters.

>> No.19781414

>>19781409
Huh, she's pretty hot.

>> No.19781419

>>19781405
Reminder that no matter how old you get you're still always a kid to an elf.

>> No.19781420
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Please don't give up your humanity /jp/. There are others out there that still love you!

>> No.19781429

>>19781419
Deplorable knife ear shotacons!

>> No.19781433

>>19781429
For a second I read that as "disposable"

>> No.19781436

>>19781420
Too late

>> No.19781440

>>19781429
They can't help it if even the oldest human man is a young boy to them.

>> No.19781441

>>19781433
They might be, depends on how easy it is to mosey over to the nearest forest for a replacement.

>> No.19781442

>>19781429
*Adorable

>> No.19781443
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>>19781420
Humanity is overrated.

>> No.19781480
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19781480

*secretes*

>> No.19781496

>>19781480
Whoops

>> No.19781508
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>>19781480
Let us take a moment to appreciate the amazing control nureonago have over the moisture in their bodies, that despite being made of slime they can clean and cook without getting anything wet.

>> No.19781511
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>>19781429
Elves are perfectly eligible as onee-sans in MGEland aren't they?

>> No.19781517

>>19781511
Sure. Why wouldn't they be?

>> No.19781537

>>19781480
>lovely demeanor
>permanently lubed up
>still have to rely on tricks to have a man literally fall into their lap
Why is this allowed?

>> No.19781550

>>19781511
They have an aggressive adoption policy

>> No.19781551

>>19781508
That's part of the reason why I like them. I hate feeling slimy, so it's nice to have such a homely slime like that.

>> No.19781555

>>19781480
That's my line!

>>19781537
She only has to rely on those tricks if the man is being a homo and not actively pursuing her. Else, they just speed things along, if that. Also, I want a nuru massage from a joro.

>> No.19781570
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19781570

Elves can be trusted

>> No.19781617
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>>19781570
*can't

>> No.19781623
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19781623

>>19781617
Can*

>> No.19781625
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19781625

Which Sabbath branches would Elf lolis function best in?

>> No.19781632
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>>19781623
No.

>> No.19781646
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>>19781632
Yes.

>> No.19781652

>>19781625
Undead branch.

>> No.19781662

>>19781652
Oh fuck that would be perfect. And since they're Elves they'll instantly become Wight Elfloli's.

>> No.19781664

>>19781632
loled more than I should have

>> No.19781763

>>19781662
I don’t think you get to start out with them Wighted though.
That takes a long time and a lot of work.

>> No.19781766
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19781766

Guys, we're all forgetting something important here. Elves are for rape.

>> No.19781782

>>19781766
Elves are for nothing in particular since there is nothing they do that other races don’t do better.
Unless you’re into NTRing elf dudes.

>> No.19781784

>>19781782
Elves are wonderful anon, everything a human can do, an elf can do better.

>> No.19781785
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>>19781766
Elves are for raping you*
Especially the MGE kind. Anyways, the Elf meme is so overdone that it's anti-fun and prohibits good Elf discussions.

>> No.19781786

>>19781766
No they're for loving.

>> No.19781789

>>19781763
A Zombie Elf lolibaba is a fine idea too.

>> No.19781800

>>19781784
That’s not exactly a selling point in MGE. It’s equivalent to saying “it’s a female.”

>> No.19781804

>>19781800
Anything a man can do, a female can do better anon. That's the spirit of MGE

>> No.19781806
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19781806

This is how you render an oni powerless.

>> No.19781810

How do you tell a wood elf from a high elf?

>> No.19781813

>>19781804
I bet this is what monsters tell gay men to get them to alp.

>> No.19781816

>>19781806
I don't see how a latex bikini could steal her powers anon.

>> No.19781883

>>19781145
I thought Albedo was a succubus

>> No.19781889
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>>19781508
>>19781480
Zipangu is full of some truly wonderful women.
It's a shame their apparent popularity isn't quite what it used to be.

>> No.19781893

>>19781806
does she have a name so i can look at lewds of her?

>> No.19781911
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>>19781889
Unless you include foxes.

>> No.19781913
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>>19781893
Come on, Anon. You don't know a banana when you see one?

>> No.19781923

>>19781911
That's not a fox, thats a cow!

>> No.19781928

>>19781911
This fox needs clothes that fit.

>> No.19781929

>>19781911
I want to grope that fox until she's a soaking wet mess.

>> No.19781937

>>19781928
Could you survive as a tailor for monstergirls?

>> No.19781941
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>>19781923
Y'know, I'm pretty sure the terms may be synonymous in Zipangu.

>> No.19781944

>>19781883
Her character sheet says she's an imp, but they've called her a succubus in the anime.

>> No.19781946

>>19781941
Then I'm gonna milk those cows and run a dairy!

>> No.19781971

>>19781937
I doubt it.

>> No.19781978

>>19781946
>TFW you will never work with a tanuki to collect lonely single foxes into a fur and milk farm

>> No.19781982

>>19781978
But then the tanuki will get jealous.

>> No.19781986
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>>19781911
If you're gonna post chinkboats, at least post the ones with the fluffy tails.

>> No.19781994
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>>19781986
>chestlets

>> No.19781998

>>19781982
So fuck her harder, problem solved.

>> No.19781999

>>19781978
The best dairy ever!
Full of Ufufufus and fantastically sized fox funbags!

>>19781982
Well, its not like she'd try to do anything to compete with the 'cows' now would she?

>> No.19782017

>>19781999
She probably couldn't compete up top, but I bet that nuki would have an ass you could play like a drum.

>> No.19782018

>>19781982
Just let her get milked too then.

>> No.19782023

>>19782017
Hey, you never know!
She may get into what those foxes do.
But yes, all that sitting around at her desk and snacking has given her a rear that puts even the foxes' to shame

>> No.19782035
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19782035

>>19781994
Watch your mouth kid.

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19782040

Don't mind me, just saving all of these kitsune pictures.

>> No.19782044
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19782044

>>19781999
>>19782018
>you walk in one day to find her in there with the waiting foxes and a half-assed disguise
>"...I just wanted to give it a try, okay?"

>> No.19782046

>>19781813
>”Oh yeah? Men are even better at being women if we set our mind to it. See? I got a husband in less than a day!”
>”... Fuck”

>> No.19782047

>used to think chinkboat foxes were a dumb meme
>try the game since it's out in english
https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/w/images/8/8f/Akagi_Sec2JP.ogg
>"If you wish then you may call for my sisters and do me in front of everyone~ "
I was wrong, I was dead wrong. Akagi's a top tier semen demon.

>> No.19782051

>>19782044
Well, no stopping.
She's going to get the full cow experience

>> No.19782053

>be mage anon camping out with your big, buff warrior monster wife
>you tell her the demon realm boar she caught and cooked up is delicious when you catch her staring at wedding ring you gave her
>you let out a sigh because whenever she does that she's remembers the day you both first met
>you had been lost in the jungle when you stumbled upon her tribe's village
>hoping to get on their good side and not be taken as some kind of slave, you amazed them with your magic, which had the adverse effect of making every single girl there fly into a mating frenzy, wanting to add your wizardry to the tribal gene pool
>your wife beat down every other warrior there and claimed you as her husband
>every time she finishes reminiscing about that day, she leaps on you and snu-snus you until you're dry

>> No.19782055

>>19782047
What a slut

>> No.19782057

>>19782040
Slap that butt.

>> No.19782062
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>>19782047
How can CanThis even compete?

>> No.19782085
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>>19781994
>>19781941
>>19781911
These foxes offend my sensibilities. More smol foxes.

>> No.19782092

>>19782046
>her husband looks surprised
>"What? You're an Alp? I'm gonna bang you even harder tonight for not telling me.".

>> No.19782093

>>19782085
This isn't a fox, it's an anal type onahole.

>> No.19782094
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>>19782085

>> No.19782099
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>>19782085
What can I say, I like my big foxes big and my small foxes small.

>> No.19782100

>>19781994
There's nothing wrong with have a flat chest
now a flat butt would be

>> No.19782105

>>19782055
Great, right?
>>19782062
KanColle is truly old and busted. The new Chinese overlords aren't so bad.

>> No.19782107

>>19782100
We don't talk about that.

>> No.19782121

>>19782093
delet this

>> No.19782132
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19782132

How would a tourist be treated in a Kitsune village?

>> No.19782151
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>>19782132

>> No.19782155

>>19782085
I love Badhand and but I prefer his tsundere black fox.

>> No.19782157

>>19782151
God I want paizuri from that delicious yandere.

>> No.19782165
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>>19782132
Depending on the circumstances he may be "convinced" to stay for "a while" longer.

>> No.19782178

>>19782132
refer to >>19782047

>> No.19782190
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19782190

I had a cute figure of my waifu made, and it finally arrived today! It's really small and adorable, and it's really nice to keep on my desk.

>> No.19782198

>>19782190
>picture uploaded sideways
Well that's annoying.

>> No.19782214

>>19782178
They would do that to a stranger? Wouldn't they try to leave ASAP?

>> No.19782224

>>19782214
Never underestimate horny and desperate foxes who haven't seen a human in who knows how many years.

>> No.19782227
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19782227

>>19782214
>would they try to get a man who just walked into a primarily MG village to leave

>> No.19782232

>>19782190
She really is adorable, bet it's nice to always have a little reminder of her near by.

>> No.19782234
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>>19782224
I'd figure they would chase them out since they're ancient foxes and all that.

>> No.19782235

>>19782190
Where do you get all that money?

>> No.19782246

>>19782234
This is monster girl japan, not human Appalachia.

>> No.19782273

>>19782232
It's really nice, I agree. I love just giving her little headpats from time to time.
>>19782246
Working and saving, and it helps not having much else to spend money on. The figure was also free for me. A friend of mine actually ordered a figure of his own waifu, and the artist offered to do a second one for free since there was a lot of delays with his. It was very kind of him and I'm very thankful.

>> No.19782281

>>19782273
meant for >>19782235
I'm dumb.

>> No.19782282
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19782282

Left or right?

>> No.19782310

>>19782246
Which monster girl is the most redneck?

>> No.19782323

>>19782310
Ogres.

>> No.19782333

Consider the following:
Monster Girl Love Canal

>> No.19782345

>>19782282
Left

>> No.19782370
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We need more aclemical accidents

>> No.19782374

>>19782370
That's an ugly loli.

>> No.19782389

>>19782053
I love the thought of absent mindedly alluding to the first time you and your wife met leading to heart pupils and snu-snu

>> No.19782405
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>>19782374
It's Horitomo, of course it's gonna be ugly.

>> No.19782441

>>19782370
She looks like a prostitute, I want someone who's more proper.

>> No.19782445

>>19782310
Red oni

>> No.19782447

>>19782405
I’ve never found anything wrong with the art.

>> No.19782462
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>>19782447
>I'm sorry anon, but you have a terminal case of shit taste

>> No.19782470

>>19781334
I don't really like the idea of writing for other people because I'm just pretentious and self-conscious enough to see everything I do and will ever do as shit.

>> No.19782488
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>> No.19782489

>>19782488
IS THAT A

>> No.19782497

>>19782462
Can you at least point out what’s especially wrong with it? I’m willing to believe my love of lamiae is blinding me from something.

>> No.19782504

>>19782489
Jojo reference?

>> No.19782513

>>19782488
Aaaaand waifu'd. Hope she looks forward to being the mother of dozens of daughters together.

>> No.19782525
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>>19782497
Look at that ass. It looks like a cancerous growth instead of a natural body part.

>> No.19782545

>>19782525
Looks more like a prosthetic ass.

>> No.19782547

>>19782497
The way he draws genitals bugs me. I thought it would gradually improve over time, but no.

>> No.19782548

>>19781913
may i eat the banana?

>> No.19782556

>>19782545
Tomato, tomahto. It's still horrible.

>> No.19782580

>>19782556
Oh, absolutely. But at least if you think "prosthetic" and look at it, it looks like she stuck a pair of plastic buttocks on herself. And that's more funny.

>> No.19782590

>>19782580
Looks more like a human girl stuffed into a too-small lamia costume.

>> No.19782665
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19782665

LOL DEAD

>> No.19782687
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19782687

They see your ___.

>> No.19782691

>>19782687
big ilvl

>> No.19782695

>>19782580
>>19782590
>”Attention lamiae of the world! Do you feel your posterior is inferior? Do you wish for a rump that’s more than a bump?”
>”Introducing the Lamiass! The only inflatable butt enhancer made especially for snake body types!”
>”Another quality product from your friends and Nook-Corp. Just leaf it to us!”

>> No.19782713
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19782713

>>19782695
>Just leaf it to us!”

>> No.19782739

>>19782525
>>19782547
Fair enough. I just have a low threshold for art. For real though:
>20000+ Yaoi
>10000+ NTR
>3000+ Bestiality
>>Only 2000+ Monster Girl
Fuck this gay earth. We need more monster girl art.

>> No.19782740

>>19782695
Tanuki-run QVC would be an interesting shopping network with oddities and specialty goods for monsters

>> No.19782749

>>19782713
What did anon mean by this?

>> No.19782756

>>19782739
Workin on it boss, I have 3 commissions on deck and no replies from any of the artists since last week

>> No.19782763

>>19782756
please be shog

>> No.19782781

>>19782763
Snow mons only, sorry

>> No.19782801

>>19782740
Just imagine all of the cute and niche things species like centaurs, lamiae, and insect types would need.

>> No.19782827
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19782827

>>19782781

>> No.19782846
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19782846

>>19782739
What are you counting?

>> No.19782871 [SPOILER] 
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>>19782801

>> No.19782920

>>19782827
I wanna fuck Glacies' mom. She's got it going on.

>> No.19782934
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19782934

>>19782488
This is no Dark Elf. It's just an Elf with a tan.

>> No.19782938

>>19782871
What the fuck is that connection between her top half and bottom half supposed to be?

>> No.19782941
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19782941

>>19782920
You're not alone.

>> No.19782951

>>19782938
Cute!

>> No.19782966
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19782966

>>19782938
I dunno.

>> No.19782983 [SPOILER] 
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19782983

>>19781255
>"I'll beat you in the name of justice~"

>> No.19782997
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19782997

>>19782983
>hand
Oh, THAT "beat."

>> No.19783005

>>19782846
image/doujin count in that genre for whatever website

>> No.19783024
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19783024

Accept her proposal?

>> No.19783030

>>19782983
I want to watch the episode where they have a competing carwash against a rival group with large breasts.
It would be a hard fought battle.

>> No.19783043

>>19782099
Perfection at both ends of the spectrum, I like it. Even better that they both manage to have thighs.

>> No.19783045
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19783045

I just really want someone to hold and to hold me right now. The fact that pic related is impossible makes me very sad right now.

>> No.19783052

>>19783024
If you’re seeing that, it’s already too late. You are her husband and she is your wife.

>> No.19783058

>>19783045
>>19780358
Snakes are so comfy.

>> No.19783067

>>19783045
>The fact that pic related is impossible makes me very sad right now.
What? A loving relationship?
Sorry. Low blow, I know.

>> No.19783076

>>19783067
Same difference.

>> No.19783085
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19783085

>>19783052
Fine by me.

>> No.19783108
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19783108

Would you?

>> No.19783120

>>19783108
Fuck yeah tounges are awesome. I would also boop whatever is on her forehead after sex.

>> No.19783128

>>19783108
That looks nasty so no.

>> No.19783129

>>19783024
gladly

>> No.19783132

>>19783045
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>> No.19783139

>>19783108
Looks appalling.

>> No.19783144

>>19783045
Do you ever feel like you’ve experienced these sorts of impossibilities before? It’s like this was taken away some how.

>> No.19783156

>>19783132
Alrighty then.

>> No.19783166

>>19783108
I'm frightened, but curious.

>> No.19783175
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19783175

>>19782040
New sogaya pics.

>> No.19783199

>>19783120
Looks like a tattoo of some sort.
Girls with colored in pleasure runes that aren't just abstract designs are probably semen demons of the highest caliber.
If a monstergirl has a full on Yakuza-style tattoo your pelvis is history.

>> No.19783202
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19783202

>>19783175

>> No.19783210

>>19783166
Just imagine resting your dick on that tongue and watching as she slowly and teasingly draws your dick into her warm and wet mouth.
And then the sucking begins and you hold onto her horns for dear life.

>> No.19783219

>>19783210
With a tongue that big and muscular she should be able to suck something fierce, too. As long as KC rules apply, I'm going in.

>> No.19783226

>>19783199
Well if its a pleasure rune then im definitely touching it. Maybe even kiss it.

>> No.19783227

>>19783108
I don't know. Looks dangerous. Better stick my dick in there just to make sure.

>> No.19783240

>>19783219
Just imagine how it'd feel for her to swirl it around your dick while she sucks.

>>19783226
Hope you wanted to have kids anon, because you're not leaving her bed until you do.

>>19783227
If you think being coy will make her take it easy on you, you're dead wrong.
If your intention was to get her to suck even harder then by all means act coy.

>> No.19783249

>>19783202
i want her to ride me cowgirl deep into the bed

>> No.19783257

>>19783108
I always found her art disgusting.

>> No.19783318
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>>19782370
I like the idea of people living in the same village
Or at least that quite a few of the stories are linked

>> No.19783325

>>19783108
she looks interesting and the tongue is odd but yeah

>> No.19783340

>>19782827
That golden dress is so arousing

>> No.19783347

>>19783340
i hate you

>> No.19783348

>>19783318
The scylla one one something

>> No.19783353

>>19783144
I often imagine that this is just hell and then dreams I have of my wife and I are from my past life when I was happy.

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>Submit

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>>19783353
You can always go back.

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>> No.19783448

>>19783443
Fuck off shithead.

>> No.19783451

>TFW you will never be a great enough doctor to get Grelia to nap.
>"No, the patient needs mouse bites to live!"

>> No.19783452

>>19782846
I always see this picture as a smug mask with a pair of tits.

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>Sorry lady, Oni inspection. Need to check out that butt.

>> No.19783462

>>19783408
>Snek
I can't hit the ground fast enough

I want to spend my days caring for a snek

>> No.19783468

>>19783452
She wishes she was that smug.

>> No.19783475

>>19783408
Alright sure

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>>19783461
Better check this one too.

>> No.19783481

>>19783475
Could you at least try to resist?

>> No.19783484

>>19783461
I'm gunshy because that artist has an identically colored trap with the same hairstyle

>> No.19783485

>>19783408
Perhaps. Just as long as she doesn’t drug me and treats me lovingly, I’d be willing to serve that snek.

>> No.19783488

>>19783461
>posting monsterboys
Just because you can't see the rest of them doesn't make those hands human.

>> No.19783492

>>19783481
Which monstergirls would be most disappointed by the lack of a hunt?

>> No.19783493

>>19783488
Purple latex gloves is what I see.

>> No.19783496

>>19783488
I’m pretty sure that’s just puffy vulva

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How you would embarrass your daughter in front of her friends/family/boyfriend?

>> No.19783503

>>19783481
That's not what I was just told to do.

>> No.19783506

>>19783488
That's why you need to do an Oni inspection, idiot.

>> No.19783508

>>19783497
Full-nelson anal sex!

>> No.19783509

>>19783497
Come out in Cowboy gear and talk to the youngster in my genuine western country accent, the daggum cityfolk would go crazy I tell ya what.

>> No.19783511

>>19783496
>>19783506
>playing dumb
Fuck off retards.

>> No.19783512

>>19783497
my waifu cannot conceive

>> No.19783515

>>19783497
If you're talking about my eldest, then at the family dinner ask her when I should expect grandkids and expose that her "friend from college" is actually her boyfriend to her adoptive sisters.

>> No.19783521

>>19783497
I'd ask her why all my body-building magazines have pictures cut out from them.

>> No.19783529

>>19783511
I’m sorry I don’t memorize all my favorite futa artists. Normally, I look at straight art.

>> No.19783537

>>19783509
I'm assuming your daughter is a Holst, and that likely her friends are Hakutakus, Holsts or Minotaurs.

Your whole Cowboy act will probably backfire, and they'll think you're a total DILF.

>> No.19783539

Is there any species that doesn’t fit into one of these categories?
>Alive
>Undead
>Magical Material

>> No.19783540

>>19783508
Of the daughter or the friends?
Would you play it off as normal family bonding?

>> No.19783543

>>19783539
Aren't Undine, Sylph, Ignis and Gnome natural materials?

>> No.19783545

>>19783540
Of the daughter, and yes.

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>>19782938
Looks like he did the Rachnera thing with human ass before the animal torso. Makes no sense and is entirely unnecessary, frankly.

It annoys me, A LOT, but the bunny outfit concept is too good to pass up

>> No.19783552

>>19783539
Elemental and divine

>> No.19783557

>>19783543
So maybe broaden the last category to general “Materials” then?
>>19783552
The broadened materials could probably cover that. What about divine? Are they not alive?

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Have you taken the time to venerate best dragon today?

>> No.19783560

>>19783508
>>19783540
>Daughter's friends pretending not to notice, while you mercilessly pound your her in a standing Full Nelson position.

Classic Dad joke

>> No.19783566

>>19783559
I'm drinking my morning tea and haven't even made by bed yet, cut me some slack you attention-seeking water Wurm.

>> No.19783567

>>19783559
Please make a blizzard on Monday, so I don't have to go to work, Ryu-san.

>> No.19783571

>>19783550
>The satisfying snap as the material hugs her musculature and squeezes her soft padding
Unf

>> No.19783579

>>19783497
I'd ask him if he was a real man and made gunpla with her yet. Then I'd show off how me and the wife do it.

>> No.19783586

>>19783550
We need more Centaur face sitting

>> No.19783598

>>19783579
>Boyfriend admits he does
>Daughter turns red in the face and calls you both nerds.
>Later, she shyly asks if she can help.

>> No.19783599

>>19783586
no but i'll accept gentle loving of her horsepussy while she lays down

>> No.19783602

Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

Instead, help your dark mage relax after many long hours of study

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>>19783602
>Good night anons, take care and don’t burn down the thread.

That's up to her.

>> No.19783626

>>19783560
>her friends soon find it harder to ignore as her composure begins to tremble, matching her voice
>their faces burning red as you fill her up in front of them

>> No.19783627

>>19783571
I can see why some folks have such a thing for...uhh... centaurs

>> No.19783629

>tfw no oppai loli Alice imouto with huge tits, round ass, and plush thighs
Where's a Sabbath when you need one?

>> No.19783638

>>19783629
Never thought a dream girl could exist

>> No.19783640

>>19783566
making your bed is for nerds

>> No.19783647

>>19783640
>Big, burly jock Minotaur roommate mocks you for making your bed and tidying your desk like a 'little house husband.'
>After her side of the dorm room starts to get a bit messy, she nervously laughs how funny it would be if you cleaned her room like you were married or something.

Would you?

>> No.19783648

>>19783537
>Your whole Cowboy act will probably backfire
Not if my daughter is a Kiki it won't.
>and they'll think you're a total DILF
Then my goal of embarrassing my daughter will still be reached

>> No.19783652

>>19783647
its way more efficient to just share the bed so you only have to take care of one side

>> No.19783663

>>19783559
She is just a wurm in fancier clothing.

>> No.19783666

>>19783652
>Haha y-yeah! Just like a husband and wife huh?!...

>> No.19783675

>>19783648
>the little 'taku friend with notes and sketches on how to have a "go-round" with you.

>> No.19783691

>>19783675
Think she'd be disappointed if I told her that my rodeo days are long over now, ended when I married her my desert rose

>> No.19783708

>>19783666
>Hope you're okay with red bed sheets.

>> No.19783709

>>19783708
Now you're just teasing her.

>> No.19783726

>>19783709
>You're sweating an awful lot there, want some fruit punch?

>> No.19783736

Little Kiki magical girl who uses a feather duster as a wand!

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