Sakuya is best maid!

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Sakuya is best maid! Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 00:41:20 No.19770172 [Reply] [Original]

She waited, halfway paying attention to the maid walking out of the room. The three men stationed outside were making small talk with the girl. As expected, their coats were padded, enough to slow the edge of a knife. There were baselards sheathed on their hips instead of longswords. Wise, considering the narrow width of the corridors.

In this situation, it was better to dictate the pace by which things occurred.

She turned the corner and purposefully strode up to meet them.

They had been waiting in a semi-lounging state, leaning against the walls. When they spotted her, all three moved to attention, despite her outfit.. Only the prime minister's appointed maid, Clarice, was allowed to be here after all. "This is the wro—" the first one started.

She stepped up her pace. In the narrow corridor, she darted to one side, jumping into the air and rebounding off the wall. She leapt clear over the speaking man and came down onto the larger second with her elbow, striking just above the collarbone. As the big man toppled forward, she brought her leg up, smashing her knee into an extended chin. The blow snapped the man's head back, his neck breaking.

The man she had bypassed spun and the third man moved on his heels, neither one stumbling.

One second.

Even before the first man had fallen completely, she moved onto the second, who was spinning toward her assault. She ducked under a right slash. The man overstepped. She moved up to his left, jabbing a knife into his head from behind the right ear.

Two seconds.

The last man was rushing towards her, trying to use his larger size to pin her down. She took two steps on the deck, two more along the wall at an angle, then rebounded completely inverted from the ceiling above the head of her target. The man died before his eyes had even fully journeyed upward to react—she drove the knife into the top of his head, flipping forward and wrenching the weapon from the man's body as violently as possible.

She looked at the bodies. One of them was twitching but only momentarily before she smashed the end of a boot into the man's windpipe.

Three seconds.

She decided she was two seconds too slow.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 00:57:08 No.19770276 >>19770172 M U R D E R O U S

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 05:58:57 No.19771093 >>19770172 Best girl! Please don’t kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 09:20:02 No.19771818 >>19770172 No one likes Sakuya these days, no matter how badass she is. Face it, she’s outdated.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 09:32:28 No.19771901 >>19771818 nah she's pretty cool, her fight's still good, only thing outdated is her og face

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 09:39:47 No.19771935 >>19770172 I don't plan on dying any time soon but when I do, I think I'd like it to be by Sakuya's hand.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 09:40:17 No.19771940 File: 264 KB, 500x500, 1512599726327.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19771901 >only thing outdated is her og face No, it's forever cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 10:19:01 No.19772135 File: 1.62 MB, 1500x1038, 952CBB70-D37F-4C17-B380-71A3EB3E596E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19771940 I’ll go with this, thanks.

Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 10:25:22 No.19772161
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>>19770172
"So much for getting the drop on him,"
There was too great a distance between them to dispatch her target as she did with the others. This room was also not ideal for her style of combat.

"I said—" the man began.

Sakuya charged in toward the ghoul, grabbing one of the tablecloths as she passed, causing a din as plates and silverware clattered and crashed in her wake. She lifted the white material the moment she passed within a half-dozen meters of the target, a curtain between them. The cloth then went quickly from vertical to horizontal, like an open umbrella pulled violently closed. It shot forward, directly at the target, a bed sheet ghost bent on terrorizing the enemy.

The ghoul knocked the sheet aside with the back of his hand. He had seen through the diversion, waited for her to move laterally or leap in for an overhead strike while his attention should have been on the cloth, propelled forward by a thrown knife. A ghoul could easy see and avoid danger, could dodge a bullet even after it was fired, so one knife was no threat to him, no matter how it was concealed—

A knife embedded itself into the vampire's throat from below.

With the energy from her run and the smooth surface of the floor beneath her, Sakuya fell to her shins, her knees bent, arching backward like the most extreme limbo contestant. Her momentum slid her down at the feet of her opponent, her action momentarily obscured by the flying tablecloth and the ghoul’s attention to the sides and above—an action that would have been defeated had he focused downward on the projectile like a normal human might have.

Blood spat out onto the floor and into the fringes of her hair as the knife pierced the ghoul’s jugular.

Sakuya continued her slide between the legs of her target, arms reaching out to hook the man at the ankles. Bunching all of her strength into the motion, she sprang from her knees upward, lifting her arms above her head, flinging the Apostle so his heels flew into the air and his head flew into the floor.

Reflex had the man flinching away from the floor, a slight angle of adjustment that brought the hilt of the knife into the floor first.

Without waiting to see the ghoul's condition, Sakuya knelt onto the man's back, grabbed the hilt of the knife, and brought it back up and around.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 18:11:08 No.19774495 >>19771940 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 18:13:58 No.19774506 >>19771940 perfect

Anonymous Wed, Aug 29, 2018 18:25:10 No.19774573
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Please give it some time before making a new Sakuya thread next time, dear Edgeuya poster!

Sakya can't handle too many threads, she needs some rest from all the hard work.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 30, 2018 01:06:00 No.19776645 >>19774573 >Edgeuya YES

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 30, 2018 03:57:27 No.19777262 File: 250 KB, 500x650, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_six_fnrptal1010__b60e5e6fcf21e37674a29283e5a445be.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19771818 I like Sakuya. How about that, huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Aug 30, 2018 20:04:00 No.19781957 Deviantart-tier fanfic we got here

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 31, 2018 03:00:18 No.19784015 I don't like edgelord Sakuya, personally

>>	Anonymous Fri, Aug 31, 2018 19:38:45 No.19790131 >>19784015 Is that so?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 1, 2018 15:11:14 No.19795830 File: 249 KB, 404x900, 140_sakuya_a_select.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's sakuya

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 1, 2018 19:50:50 No.19797507 Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqF4YccAlzI

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 12:50:21 No.19802070 >>19772161 Nice

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 19:55:30 No.19804791 >>19797507 So Sakuya was Jack the Ripper all along?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 20:16:12 No.19804947 >>19770172 Sakuya is Clockwork the creepypasta when you think about it. I mean she puts clocks in her eyes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 21:10:40 No.19805314 >>19804791 I always thought Sakuya as Jack the Ripper was kinda weird, what reason would she have to go after random prostitutes?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 21:28:43 No.19805448 >>19771818 cringepilled

Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 22:32:26 No.19805916

Who is Sakuya? We know who she is now, but the hints about her past suggest that she could have been the stuff penny dreadfuls are made of. She's wrapped in a bundle of serial killer references, and early on mentioned that most of her human interaction involved a knife in her hand. She looks mostly normal, but then they usually do, don't they? That's how they get ya. Yet for the moment she's content to play servant girl to a winged, fanged brat.

It's a symbiotic relationship, I think. They are both, in their own ways, monsters trying to play at being human.

Sakuya willingly puts herself on a leash, submitting to Remilia's whims and serving as her head maid. Her knack for knifeplay is channeled into home defense (or food preparation), and not expressed through... other acts. Her easily-abused control over time is focused on making up for the fairy maids' inability to keep the house clean. And her morality is clearly established - preying upon humans is only acceptable when her mistress is hungry.

Why is it important that Sakuya's mistress is a vampire? Why couldn't Sakuya get these results by joining a military or something? Probably because working for a vampire provides a good contrast to reinforce your own humanity. Sakuya's no stranger to human yet ended up the way she is, but it's easier to notice when you're becoming more like a blood-sucking devil and turning back from that route.

As for Remi, she gets a hell of a competent underling to command, and a similar psychological benefit. She can fit into a master-servant role rather than that of predator-prey, a role that places limitations on her just as it does on Sakuya - for what proper lady goes around terrorizing the countryside when she has underlings to do that for her? Sakuya serves as another example of humanity Remilia can imitate, not to mention another kindred spirit, in her mansion of youkai and devils pretending to be a normal household.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 22:50:16 No.19806041 >>19805916 So you're saying that the reason Sakuya is working for a blood sucking vampire is so she can justify her killing people by saying that Remilia is an even worse monster?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 2, 2018 23:04:57 No.19806121 >>19806041 That's probably part of the reason, but yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 3, 2018 05:38:38 No.19807829 >>19805916 Woah, how long did it take you to write that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 3, 2018 10:07:23 No.19808706 >>19770172 ZA WARUDO!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 3, 2018 19:27:05 No.19811694 >>19808706 Tokiyo Tomare!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 4, 2018 03:55:58 No.19813942 File: 454 KB, 900x1200, 58325831-7DC4-44B5-B9D4-D9235188EE24.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 4, 2018 04:02:38 No.19813951 >>19813942 She looks so eager to see me! Open the door right away!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 4, 2018 19:51:05 No.19818498 >>19813942 What's she so angry about?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 5, 2018 06:00:33 No.19821220 >>19797507 Damn, Sakuya is so coooool

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 5, 2018 10:09:18 No.19822174 >>19821220 *sarcasm

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 6, 2018 04:22:52 No.19827004 File: 157 KB, 850x612, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_hayashi_custom__sample-32279357cae3970fb0e4e7cf38b9796c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19813942

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 6, 2018 11:16:48 No.19828597 File: 283 KB, 850x1573, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_yuusei_tsukiro__sample-9ecc7f9a860551147c64f8d7051cfec5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 6, 2018 18:42:26 No.19830871 >>19827004 W-What's she planning to do?!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 6, 2018 19:31:26 No.19831113 >>19830871 Death by snu snu

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 7, 2018 02:12:39 No.19832898 >>19805314 she was eliminating competition

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 7, 2018 04:08:30 No.19833315 >>19832898 Competition for what?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 7, 2018 19:49:02 No.19837995 >>19770172 How can she be the best when she can't handle Flandre? Checkmate, Sakuyafags.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 7, 2018 19:59:19 No.19838072 >>19837995 >there's anyone who actually can.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 7, 2018 20:00:52 No.19838083 >>19837995 >there's anyone who actually can

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 8, 2018 03:00:21 No.19840374 >>19838083 There is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 8, 2018 08:03:50 No.19841610 >>19840374 Don’t lie

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 8, 2018 21:16:22 No.19846706 >>19770172 ZA WARUDO

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 9, 2018 16:41:03 No.19852385 File: 255 KB, 450x558, 1526190608215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtube.com/watch?v=12fehwUoWOs

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 9, 2018 16:42:58 No.19852390 >>19811694 >tokiyo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 9, 2018 22:14:57 No.19854125 >>19852385 Inu-maid is best maid!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 10, 2018 05:12:09 No.19855673 >>19854125 Disgusting taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 10, 2018 14:00:50 No.19857955 File: 635 KB, 637x900, 1508203166130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stoppin' time, cleanin' shit, feedin' the oujo-samas, tottin' knives, disciplinin' the meilong while lookin' perfectly elegant, all in a day's work.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 02:05:27 No.19861507 >>19831113 This is okay too

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 13:15:17 No.19864471 >>19852385 SakuNyan>SakuWan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 18:55:41 No.19866352 >>19864471 TRUTH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 19:43:05 No.19866620 >>19770172 Who were these odd men?

Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 19:50:20 No.19866661

>>19805916
>Mostly normal
White hair at eighteen is not "mostly normal", nor is her skill level relative to her age and combat method: though she's allegedly younger than Marisa, she can take the former in a fight using knives while they themselves have access to a powerful form of magic. Assuming she is telling the truth about her age, the only explanation is that she's used her manipulation of time to compress decades of practice into her currently short life.

One can only imagine how skilled she would be once she reaches her prime.
>>19806041
I would say it's the opposite reason. Remilia employs Sakuya because she isn't evil enough to kill innocent people by her own hand just for sustenance, hence why she doesn't recoil when exposed to the cross. Sakuya has no moral quandaries and is willing to kill, being judged as a strong candidate to being sent into hell by the yamas.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 11, 2018 23:00:13 No.19867652 >>19866661 That doesn't really disprove my theory, from Sakuya's perspective, Remilia is literally a monster, so she uses that as an excuse to kill people because there are real monsters out there

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 00:05:01 No.19868042 >>19866620 /jp/ and /jp/ And a few other random /jp/

Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 03:18:14 No.19868646
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>have a sakuya figma
>fumo
>biggest touhou folder
>dream about her a lot
>tons of yuri/dominant doujins of her are the only things to get me off for awhile
>constantly replay touhou games with her in it only just for her
>shes my wallpaper on pc and phone
>her brandishing a bloody knife is my lock screen
>been seeing way too much sexdoll threads on various boards
>so god damn many are in the 600-1500 dollar range that can pull off an empty expression young english womans face
>and her classic white/blue outfit is around 60-100 dollars and the bobby socks and black.. mary janes? are easily only 25-40 dollars
folks my willpower is wavering.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 06:08:33 No.19869121 File: 43 KB, 500x500, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_tajima_yuuki__87bba17e0b4c68b1afd7f6caf2432c7b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I did this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 09:07:56 No.19869816 >>19868646 Too green, didn't read.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 09:58:03 No.19870151 >>19869816 TLDR: he wants to buy a sexdoll, dress it up as Sakuya, then fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 11:15:07 No.19870648 File: 663 KB, 900x1250, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_k_sktchblg__d1961a7551278cbc72c2969807eb1f70.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's my birthday today /jp/. Can you post more cute pics of Sakuya?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 11:48:43 No.19870841 File: 733 KB, 809x1060, c3ecf64816ea1eebed5d8c5100f8ab02.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19870648 Happy birthday, anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 12:20:03 No.19871044 File: 1.71 MB, 2000x2000, 561374c5b39fbef54f4c34e807e6aebc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19870648 Happy birthday. Enjoy.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 13:25:09 No.19871416 File: 1009 KB, 1100x1500, 65556799_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19870648

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 18:34:59 No.19873234 >>19870648 No, find your own.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 20:51:38 No.19874041 >>19870648 I wonder how Remilia would feel about Sakuya marrying a man

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 20:58:44 No.19874074 >>19874041 she would probably wait for kids and pamper them endlessly because remilia is on a slow downward spiral of insanity of never being able to grow up

Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 21:03:33 No.19874097

>>19874074
growing ever jealous of Sakuya's ability to age and have kids she would probably turn one of the infants into a vampire forever locking said kid in its mental state also never being able to grow up and knowing this is the one thing to suppress her insanity she raids the human village at night to do the same to everyone younger than herself and only them

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 21:21:32 No.19874200 >>19874097 That's sounds incredibly cruel, even for Remi

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 12, 2018 21:23:21 No.19874215 File: 514 KB, 1100x700, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_taiga_mahoukan__b3f7690ff95df5b2fffbf6df58f0bc80.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My wife and my child

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 13, 2018 02:59:58 No.19875959 >>19874074 Would Sakuya make a good mom?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 13, 2018 18:33:12 No.19879622 >>19770172 Edgy...

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 13, 2018 18:37:35 No.19879638 Where am I, Shit I'm on the wrong side of the internet. Retreat retreat

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 13, 2018 22:58:34 No.19880584 File: 1.68 MB, 1242x1809, A0329F6A-F2D2-45FE-8A6A-1D51E5E07998.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why is she so perfect, anons?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 02:19:59 No.19881315 >>19880584 Because she's Sakuya. The Perfect and Elegant Maid

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 02:21:27 No.19881319 >>19870648 Again? Didn't you have one last year?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 11:02:29 No.19883266 >>19870151 Sounds like the guy with the remi sex doll

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 16:54:41 No.19885093 >>19883266 You mean the anon who messed up his order.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 16:55:44 No.19885098 >>19868646 Who are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 14, 2018 18:22:47 No.19885504 >>19885098 Himself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 15, 2018 07:27:20 No.19889043 >>19885098 you

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 15, 2018 13:05:20 No.19891215 >>19889043 >>19885504 Not possible.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 15, 2018 23:20:46 No.19894971 >>19891215 ?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 01:58:46 No.19895542 >>19771940 Beautiful

Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 02:01:08 No.19895548 [DELETED]

>>19833315
Killing.
Fucking a random whore in the middle of the night has consequences you know.
Your dick might fall off or you can die early.
Sakuya would rather be the one to kill such bastards instead of the whires, so she kills the whores then the bastarts. Two birds, one stone, a smart way of thinking if I say so myself.
More kills, less competition from outliers.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 02:03:35 No.19895557

>>19833315
Killing.
Fucking a random whore in the middle of the night has consequences you know.
Your dick might fall off or you can die early.
Sakuya would rather be the one to kill such bastards instead of the whores doing it for her im the long term, so she kills the whores then the bastards. Two birds, one stone, a smart way of thinking if I say so myself.
More kills overall and less killers means less competition from outliers.
Not to mention how bloody her knives must get.
Blood is a hazard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 17:25:39 No.19900085 >>19895557 Wait so Sakuya kill prostitutes so she can fuck their customers and then kills the customer as well?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 20:39:54 No.19900991 >>19869121 Is your name Tajima Yuuki?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 20:58:35 No.19901056 Is it bad that the thought of Sakuya brutally killing me makes me horny?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 21:00:52 No.19901061 >>19901056 Yeah, it is.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 16, 2018 23:26:22 No.19901691

>>19900085
No.
The goal is to kill.
Ever play an online multiplayer game before? If someone steals your kill, you're bound to be more than a little upset, you're bound to kill the person who stole your kill if you really wanted that kill. An easy way to combat this is to kill anyone and everyone who might steal your kill so instead of killing one person, you kill that one person in addition to anyone else with the intent of killing your acclaimed target. But this can end in simple genocide by that logic, so everyone is a target at maximum. Removing the whores from the scene eliminates any competition AND adds a few points to your kill score before eliminating the target.
The goal is to kill the target. It's just that simple.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 09:17:57 No.19903873 >>19901691 Why does she like killing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 15:00:49 No.19905633 >>19805314 food for Remi and Flandre?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 15:09:22 No.19905666 File: 60 KB, 850x607, __izayoi_sakuya_and_remilia_scarlet_touhou_drawn_by_oninamako__sample-1e27f5261e85652f1b41577e92d77b0d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19874074 >>19874097 speaking off, what is Remi's mental age?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 20:38:09 No.19906912 File: 117 KB, 791x445, 鈴屋什造scene_photo_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ジューヽ丿〃ー　〒〃su ∋

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 21:00:51 No.19907044 >>19903873 >>19905633

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 17, 2018 23:04:50 No.19907594 >>19868646 Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 18, 2018 08:36:12 No.19909685 >>19907594 Take a wild guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 18, 2018 13:15:05 No.19911018 Did anyone actually read all the dialogue from the new story quests?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 18, 2018 16:17:27 No.19911709 >>19909685 Nobody.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 07:47:35 No.19915123 >>19911709 Himself, you brainlet.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 08:23:29 No.19915304 >>19915123 He can't do that. Fucking crossboarder.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 08:58:56 No.19915491 >>19797507 I want to chase down a terrified Sakuya with my fellow /jp/ NEETs and shove her face into the ground!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 18:24:29 No.19918382 >>19915491 >my fellow /jp/ NEETS You don't OWN /jp/ NEETS. Hell. You're ON your own if you think any frequent poster who genuinely loves Sakuya would like to see her suffer.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 18:25:27 No.19918387 >>19915491 Fetish?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 18:25:57 No.19918390 >>19918387 *sadism

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 18:44:55 No.19918450 >>19918382 She'll enjoy it, it'll be just like with mistress, except with a group of unwashed sedentary /jp/sies.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 19:03:52 No.19918520 >>19918450 So you love being mercilessly slaughtered. Nice to know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 19, 2018 19:07:13 No.19918530 >>19918382 Indeed. Sakyuun is just made to be happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 20, 2018 00:17:02 No.19920110 >>19918390 Yes

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 20, 2018 03:20:10 No.19920948 I wanna HUG Sakuya! I want to see her reaction to being hugged by a human that actually loves her! To the average villager, Sakuyun is mysterious and a little scary! But that won't stop me! I'll keep hugging forward! To Izayoi Sakuya!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 20, 2018 09:13:27 No.19922310 >>19920948 t. shota

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 20, 2018 16:44:55 No.19924501 >>19922310 First! Shota is shit! Second! Sakuya is young! Third! You are a genuinely shit poster and don't seem to be native to this board so get lost!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 21, 2018 02:14:31 No.19927128 More Sakuyas this weekend. No imagedump.

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Anonymous Fri, Sep 21, 2018 11:51:21 No.19929386 [SPOILER]

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>>19828597 >>19928837
Without ripping off the stockings, it would be better to strip her slowly (it also make it harder to move)

>>19870841
Pervert.
I got Satou Kibi art as preorder bonus from tora. They looks nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 21, 2018 18:28:16 No.19931834 >>19928837 S-Soft!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 21, 2018 18:29:39 No.19931843 >>19928837 ew, moles a fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 03:11:20 No.19934121 >>19770172 Halt, O time, for thou art fair beyond measure.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 04:12:30 No.19934268 Paizuri with the maid during her 5 minute lunch break!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 04:59:01 No.19934434 >>19934268 >5 minute Relative frame of reference, of course.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 05:01:03 No.19934442 >>19934434 Well, yes she could always just stop time and have a ciggie, but it'll be 5 minutes for you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 09:22:23 No.19935441 >>19927128 K

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 13:35:02 No.19937122 File: 262 KB, 850x1435, 1537637702835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya deserve to be sex slave!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 13:36:53 No.19937134 File: 328 KB, 637x1080, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_rp_necho__2e8ff5fdef55b9996110f5f10398ec71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19937122

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 23:12:08 No.19940244 >>19937122 What does she smell like?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 22, 2018 23:36:58 No.19940362 >>19940244 Like me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 00:53:06 No.19940631 >>19937122 Why do posters like you always make such shit posts? Not only are you wrong, but >>19940362 YOU are wrong as well!

Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 00:57:34 No.19940644

>>19937134
Sakuya is mysterious.
She always gives off a bit of a jolt. A reason to continue living. One last push!
It's always "keep on going! You can do it!" Or "You're capable of better!"
Sakuya isn't all bad. She's nice and a pleasant person in Gensokyou... I don't know how Remimi did it!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 05:22:05 No.19942274 >>19940644 >I don't know how Remimi did it! I wish we knew. Will we ever get Sakuyas backstory lads?

Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 11:58:43 No.19944449

>>19942274
Probably not.
Knowing ZUN, he probably isn't going to get many EoSD characters too involved considering ther stance but also how popular they are despite being 16 or so years in the making.
Reimu and Marisa are understandable as reoccurring characters, but people still love Sakuya, Remimi, Flan, and the others to a great extent. Too much spotlight and they'll probably dominate the spotlight for a while.
Not to mention it is probably best we know little about Sakuya. She is a mysterious girl after all. Let your mind roam free, create your own headcannon backstory for the cutesy Head Maid!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 19:51:20 No.19946979 >>19770172 Yumeko is better

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:44:41 No.19947467 File: 673 KB, 900x900, sakuyan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:46:06 No.19947473 File: 356 KB, 900x457, sakuyan2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:48:45 No.19947492 File: 241 KB, 900x457, sakuyan2.2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't forget, I was just lazy in my timing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:50:15 No.19947501 File: 184 KB, 419x457, Sakuyan 2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:51:28 No.19947505 File: 184 KB, 419x457, Sakuyan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:53:44 No.19947519 File: 185 KB, 419x457, Sakuyan3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:56:05 No.19947529 File: 224 KB, 900x459, sakuyan3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:58:46 No.19947540 File: 207 KB, 479x459, Sakuya.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why must V2 be so fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 21:59:43 No.19947544 File: 106 KB, 419x457, rip saku.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19947501 I can't believe she's gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 22:00:42 No.19947549 File: 207 KB, 479x459, Sakuya I.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 22:03:33 No.19947566
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>>19947544
I think I remember a video where Sakuya is in a reincarnation loop continuously going to the SDM after a certain amount of time passes where she has a child that continues the loop.
Just infinite Sakuyuns

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 23, 2018 22:08:29 No.19947592 I'll probably have new Sakuyas I find every once in a while. Just something simple and fun to do every once in a while. I don't have much time so it will probably be just small things and whatever is found in-between

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 24, 2018 02:21:45 No.19948662 https://youtu.be/_QkNCIUQKGc Sakuya Duel

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 24, 2018 03:09:19 No.19948743 >>19947566 Well. I can't find the original video. It is a nice little animation but it was probably one of the videos set to private or deleted in the list. I'll use rhe first Sakuya I saw in my voyage back up. https://youtu.be/YfOvpFVEG4o

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 24, 2018 03:10:21 No.19948748 >>19948743 I need to start downloading stuff more often...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 24, 2018 07:30:43 No.19949605 Hello, Alpha Yumeko.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Sep 24, 2018 18:41:49 No.19953252 >>19797507 wof

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 03:24:48 No.19955508 >>19949605 You mean beta?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 08:54:27 No.19956565 >>19955508 No. Yumeko came first as a prototype build, or beta Sakuya came as the final build, or Alpha

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 18:00:26 No.19959310 >>19956565 Isn't it the other way around?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 18:13:43 No.19959362 >>19959310 No. Yumeko came first. Sakuyun came second.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 18:16:07 No.19959374 >>19959362 I mean for alpha and beta. Beta is the software development phase following alpha.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 18:19:32 No.19959389 >>19959310 I like Yumeko, but Sakuya came second and she came first.

Anonymous Tue, Sep 25, 2018 18:21:03 No.19959399

>>19959374
How did i forget that.
I remember now.
Now that I think of it, it is quite funny how many abandoned projects there are. I'm tempted to finish them though I have no idea how since they're just so old. Not to mention the miniscule following.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 26, 2018 00:41:00 No.19961019 >>19959399 Y

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 26, 2018 01:25:38 No.19961189 >>19961019 For fun. If I take interest in something, I'm bound to change it somehow if possible. I don't think it'll be possibke anymore however. I can't find what is lost, let alone remember. I'll always remember Sakuya though.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 26, 2018 19:01:56 No.19965291 >>19961189 I see

>>	Anonymous Wed, Sep 26, 2018 21:35:36 No.19965962 >>19965291 If you aren't doing something for fun, why do it at all is what I say.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2018 08:20:44 No.19967760 >>19905666 Old enough at 500 years

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2018 09:31:14 No.19968138 >>19946979 Fucking this. Yumeko is 1000 times better.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2018 16:30:54 No.19969939 >>19968138 How about not picking sides and appreciating both.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Sep 27, 2018 20:52:27 No.19971234 >>19969939 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 09:56:07 No.19974079 File: 1.02 MB, 757x972, 6432c929ddc668375bce9fb38ad48180.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Resting on Sakuya's lap!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 10:04:05 No.19974119 >>19969939 I do appreciate both. I just like Yumeko much much more.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 11:53:17 No.19974701 File: 869 KB, 1200x1025, 67298339_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know what is this, but it's cute.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 12:25:36 No.19974828 >>19974701 I think the implication is that Sakuya is bad at making potstickers

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 13:16:11 No.19975004 File: 180 KB, 800x600, __izayoi_sakuya_and_yumeko_touhou_and_touhou_pc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19974119 Then make a thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 13:16:12 No.19975005 File: 192 KB, 700x1001, 1527367420471.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Trying out Sakuya's delicious dishes!

>>	Anonymous Fri, Sep 28, 2018 21:21:24 No.19977261 >>19975005 Sakuyan must be a wonderful cook

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 29, 2018 18:58:52 No.19982873 >>19977261 Plenty of behind the scenes trial and error.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 30, 2018 00:18:16 No.19984399 >>19982873 No trial and error. Sakuyun doesn't make mistakes anymore. The age of trial and error is behind her! Sakuya will only improve her cooking to the levels greater then a gourmet chef!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 30, 2018 02:26:00 No.19984755 File: 209 KB, 1000x1400, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_tajima_yuuki__26ce97dc83a35c3ad2f4a5ffd3c52e37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can anyone tell me what Sakuya is saying as she stomps on me.

Anonymous Sun, Sep 30, 2018 05:15:31 No.19985246 [SPOILER]

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>>19984755
>> Kneel! Beg for your life!
Also, she's directly quoting the villain of Lap*ta, depicted here, as he threatens the protagonist at gunpoint in the climax of the movie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 30, 2018 08:25:52 No.19985980 >>19985246 SHEETA

>>	Anonymous Sun, Sep 30, 2018 18:12:51 No.19989116 >>19985980 Ah, the memories.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 00:04:38 No.19990770 >>19985980 Ugh...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 08:29:07 No.19992445 >>19982873 ...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 14:37:16 No.19994222 >>19984755 Why are pantyhose so sexy?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 18:38:46 No.19995584 >>19994222 That's not Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 18:40:28 No.19995589 >>19994222 Used maybe? Yuukafags want to be Yuuka's pantyhose or sniff, and do whatever they say they'll do with them so who knows. Style? Erotic based on who views it as such?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 1, 2018 23:40:48 No.19995589,1 Chinkmoot fucked up 4chan again 13 minutes to the dot The fucking hack is going to inject more malware into 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 2, 2018 21:07:32 No.19995589,2 >>19995589,1 this is totally the first time 4chan went down, i'm sure of it

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 2, 2018 23:43:38 No.19999611 >>19995589 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 3, 2018 14:17:13 No.20003432 >>19995589 No

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 3, 2018 14:55:17 No.20003575 >>19995589 Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 3, 2018 16:05:50 No.20003868 >>19995589 I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 3, 2018 17:56:29 No.20004449 >>19995589 Can you repeat the question?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 3, 2018 21:24:28 No.20005374 >>20004449 I can't remember the question

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 4, 2018 02:46:42 No.20006341 >>20004449 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 4, 2018 03:33:55 No.20006422 I don't know why but I always have the urge to hug Sakuya! I don't know why but she seems so soft! Such a beautiful girl she is!

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 4, 2018 18:05:59 No.20009247 >>20006422 I bet she smells really sweet too.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 4, 2018 18:38:30 No.20009439 >>20006422 I want to be Sakuyas stay at home husband

>>	Anonymous Thu, Oct 4, 2018 18:55:53 No.20009525 >>20009247 Like clean linen.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 5, 2018 03:59:07 No.20011782 >>20009439 You can't do that dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Oct 5, 2018 20:14:34 No.20015744 File: 128 KB, 850x700, Sakuya (31).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat, Oct 6, 2018 01:41:17 No.20016896

Might be off topic, but I find it to be semi related.
I can go on about how much I love Sakuya, but i hate lovey dovey stuff.
I hate it.
I just can't stand it. I dont want to see it.
Whenever I do, it just fills me with a burning hatred. That or I just look the other direction.
Perhaps that is the unspoken curse of being a NEET.
If you're not happy, you won't stand to see others happy. That or you can't give any less a shit to even look in someone's direction without thinking they should be lined up with the rest of them and shot for being a walking waste of bio-molecular mass.
However, in spite of that, happy touhous doing anything fun or just happy in general bring nothing but a neutral stance.
Now that I think of it, I can barely express any significant emotion.
What the fuck is wrong with me. Kogasa makes this shit look easy and she's practically useless at her only job as a youkai.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 6, 2018 01:51:50 No.20016922 >>20016896 >What the fuck is wrong with me. It's called autism, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 6, 2018 13:56:16 No.20019532 >>20016922 You mean the same autism that allows half of you to do the most insane shit possible for no plausible reason?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Oct 6, 2018 20:01:28 No.20021286 >>20019532 pretending to be human is insanity

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2018 02:10:38 No.20023029 imagine Sakuya smiling as she runs in slow motion into the sunset!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2018 02:22:39 No.20023063 >>20023029 with baywatch music at the beach

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 7, 2018 17:45:01 No.20026831 >>20023029 Impossible

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