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Crack pairings thread.

Mokou is heavily symbolized as a phoenix. A phoenix is a burning bird. Fried chicken is a burned bird. Mystia Lorelei

>> No.1976008

Fried chicken isn't burned, it's cooked in hot oil.

>> No.1976019

>>1976008

I'm pretty sure that if I dipped you in hot oil, you'd get rather badly burned.

>> No.1976025

Mystia, Aya, Utsuho.

JET STREAM ATTACK

>> No.1976028

>>1976008
>>1976019
SEMANTICS FIGHT

>> No.1976034

>>1976019
Yeah, but not the kind of burned being discussed. A second or third degree burn is not the same as being cremated, which is what a phoenix does when it dies (rising from the ashes). You can't cremate something with hot oil.

>> No.1976044

>>1976028
Oh, shit. You're right. It's a matter of semantics, so...

>>1976019
Truce? We're both right, from certain points of view.

>> No.1976132

>>1976028
>>1976044

Actually, it's a definition war.

The definition of "burn", that is.

>>1976019 uses it as searing (ex. human skin burn), >>1976008 probably uses it as charring (burn it black).

>> No.1976156

Touhou pairings are bad enough, but crack Touhou pairings are just on a whole other level.

>> No.1976158

>>1976132
>se·man·tics
>n. (used with a sing. or pl. verb)
>1. Linguistics The study or science of meaning in language.
>meaning

>> No.1976169

I'm all for Mokou/Mystia, man. Mokou can fire up the grill and Mystia can sear the eel.

Then they can eat it off of each other.

Match made in Gensokyo, bro.

>>1976028
> SEMANTICS FIGHT
>>1976132
> definition war

... god I love you guys.

>> No.1976184

HOW DO I SAY BURNED IN JAPANESE

>> No.1976259

>>1976184

MOEEEEEEEEE

>> No.1976303

>>1976259
Truth

>> No.1976347

Youmu x Yuka was pretty weird.

>> No.1976353

>>1976169
Mystia sells grilled LAMPREY from her cart. She only sells eel when she runs out of lamprey. And even then she still tells customers that it's grilled lamprey and removes the night-blindness SHE CAUSED to make them think that it really is grilled lamprey and that it cures night-blindness.

tl;dr Mystia is one shrewd business youkai.

>> No.1976362
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1976362

I like AlicexMokou

>> No.1976371

>>1976347

Huh? Post this.

>> No.1976405
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>> No.1976421

ITT impossible pairings

I vote Sakuya X Tewi

>> No.1976461

>>1976405
Oh wow, I've never seen this pairing before.

>> No.1976470
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>> No.1976472

>>1976470
poor youmu...

>> No.1976476
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>>1976405

THIS HAND OF MINE BURNS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>> No.1976488
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>> No.1976493
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1976493

Lunasa demanded extra payment.

>> No.1976498

why is youmuxeveryone?

Youmu and Yuyuko only, it's canon, Zun agreed, don't bother him about it.

>> No.1976501

>>1976488
Aya is taking way too hard!

>> No.1976503

Everyone wants the softest

>> No.1976508
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>> No.1976514

>>1976498
>HURRRR DURRR

>> No.1976517
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>> No.1976519

>>1976508
see, that's not so much crack, because their masters know eachother, so it's plausable they have hot servant sex while yuyuko and yukari throw their huge orgies.

>> No.1976531
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>>1976347
The result of that.

>> No.1976548
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1976548

Youmu X Myon

>> No.1976609
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1976609

>> No.1976618
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>>1976531

Nope, that was Kirakishou.

>> No.1976626
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1976626

Kaguya is NEET.
NEETs use computers.
Computers break down occasionally.
Nitori.

>> No.1976654

>>1976609
My favorite pic and pairing!

>> No.1976662
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1976662

Okay, so it's actually got a relation when you realize it's just Stage 1 Boss + Stage 6 Boss.

>> No.1976696

>>1976476
That seems like more of a "MUST NOT FAP" picture to me...

>> No.1976731

>>1976696
>MUST NOT FAP
>FAP
>YOUMU
>VAGINAS

oh wait, what am i saying they all havedicks

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>>1976626

I like this one. It's slightly more subtle.

>> No.1977063

>>1976943
Shouldn't it be Keine helping her?

>> No.1977092

>>1977063

Kaguya is a NEET. NEETs use computers. Ran, being a shikigami, is in some sense the Gensokyo equivalent of a computer (PMiSS), and thus is quite good at math. So it's really just an excuse to put Kaguya next to a computer.

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>>1976000
OMG!!I have same bass!

>> No.1977109

>>1977063
No, Ran

>> No.1977115

>>1977063
>>1977092
No, I think Ran being good at math has nothing to do with the shikigami-computer connection.
Computers are multi-purpose servants, which is why they're considered the shikigami equivalents outside the border.

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