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1975738 No.1975738 [Reply] [Original]

Next Touhou game.

Some vile villain steals Gensokyo's winter.

Nobody really cares except for Cirno.

>> No.1975797
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Wait, no, okay....

A giant bugzapper appears in Gensokyo. Reimu and the like just shrug their shoulders... "Meh, I've seen stranger."

ONLY ONE LITTLE GIRL CAN GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS

>> No.1975802
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Holy Grail Danmaku

>> No.1975834

>>1975802
inb4 marisa saying "you don't need brains in danmaku. Power is all you need!"

>> No.1975844
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1975844

Next Touhou game:

Reimu is transported to the United Kingdom's version of Gensokyo.

The final boss is Arturia.

>> No.1976059
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This is the next Touhou game.

>> No.1976511
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1976511

Wait, no, okay...

So the next Touhou game...

Instead of little girls and fairies...

WE HAVE SPACE SHIPS BLASTING EACH OTHER

STAR TOUHOU, A NEW BEGINNING

>> No.1976533

>>1976511
At first, I thought the thumbnail pic was Elemental Master!

>> No.1976536
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Letty would care.

>> No.1976552

>>1976536
Cirno's mom?

>> No.1976555
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1976555

Next Touhou will be a Phantasmagoria game with a twist.

There'll be living stages you have to contend with, as the head villain ( a mad scientist, maybe bring back Rikako and the whole Din Dream crew) has unleashed kaiju all throughout Gensokyo.

>> No.1976554

Next Touhou Game:

Someone causes all of Gensokyo's weed to dry up. Reimu loses it and goes on a one-miko rampage to find out who took her precious herb.

>> No.1976622

>>1976536
Who is this woman?

>> No.1976650

>>1976552
>>1976622
Best be trollin, niggas.

>> No.1976663

>>1976650
I HAVENT MEMORIZED EVERY TOUHOU ;_;

>> No.1976711

Lettry Whiterock

>> No.1976719

>>1976711

You mean Letty Whiterock.

>> No.1976726
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CIRNO SOLO
FUCK YEAH

>> No.1976739
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1976739

Next Touhou game.

SPRING HAS ARRIVED, TIME TO DIE.

>> No.1976758

Next Touhou game will have dating sim elements as part of a desperate ploy by ZUN to bait doujin/nicofags into playing the actual games. Weapon selection will be a cross between IN and SA, with all characters commonly paired with Reimu or Marisa present as selectable partners.

>> No.1976775
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Rin Satsuki is the only playable character.

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>>1976719
I prefer Letty Whitecock.

>> No.1976778

>>1976758
Thats...no, thats actually quite brilliant. I'd play that.

>> No.1976795

>>1976719
Extra r, oh well

>> No.1976824

>>1976775
Aborted moe

>> No.1976924

Next Touhou is a Prismriver sisters rhythm game. Expect LOTS AND LOTS of midi trumpets.

>> No.1976937
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1976937

Next Touhou game is Rainbow Satori: Psychic Problem Solver Moe~

>> No.1976939
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1976939

Needs more touhou monster hunter

>> No.1976950

Next Touhou is an IN style game with Shinki and Mima in a team.

>> No.1976960

>>1976511
lol Tyrian

lol Carrot ship

>> No.1976962

Something of lasers

>> No.1976976

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5924589

This is the next touhou game.

>> No.1977045

>>1976536
That pic is made of MAXIMUM D'AAAAAAAAW

>> No.1977086

>>1977045
Dunno, I'd find it highly likely whatever made Cirno cry... she picked that fight.

>> No.1977099

>>1975738
As long as Cirno is playable I'm game.

>> No.1977164

>>1976962
>Something of lasers
WHY DO I WANT A GAME NAMED THIS?

>> No.1977184
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1977184

Next Touhou game.

King Dedede steals all of Gensokyo's food.

>> No.1977191

JSDF finds entrance to Gensyoko

JSDF annexes Gensyoko

You take control of Reimu as she gathers a motley crew and starts a resistance movement against the military forces.

It's a First Person Shooter.

>> No.1977198

>>1977191
If Gensokyo becomes a proper annexed province of Japan, won't the bigger problem be MASSIVE influx of greasy Japanese pedos flooding into the territory rather than Japanese troops?

>> No.1977229
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JSDF finds entrance to Gensyoko

JSDF annexes Gensyoko

You take control of the elite assassin Reimu Smith and her 7 other Touhou-nalities in an twisted on-rail shooter that delves into the insidious plot of the Japanese government, and their involvement with the US election system.

>> No.1977234

Next Touhou game.

Cirno wets her bed.

Drama ensues.

>> No.1977241

JSDF finds entrance to Gensyoko

JSDF annexes Gensyoko

You take control of Reimu, a lowly otaku living at the No More Hakurei Shrine. After winning a danmaku katana in an online auction, she decides to become an assassin. With the mysterious and beautiful Patchouli Cristel guiding her along her path of bloodshed and destruction, will Reimu be able to kill the ten Touhous ranked above her?

>> No.1977248

>>1977241
I would play this.

>> No.1977265

JSDF finds entrance to Gensyoko

JSDF annexes Gensyoko

This game details the plight of several characters in hopeless situations who cry out for help. In response, Rinnosuke, an all-male one man cheer squad wearing highly stylized black uniforms (based on gaku-ran Japanese school uniforms) with red armbands, appears to help each character work through their problems by cheering them through music. The origin of Mannosuke is unexplained in the game, though they are always nearby when help is needed.

>> No.1977271

>>1977265
>>1977241
>>1977229
>>1977191

eh I wouldn't put it past zun

>> No.1977288
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1977288

I must fuck ⑨

>> No.1977292

>>1977288
Then do it now!

>> No.1977329

The next game is about time travel and you get to find out why Mima was so pissed.

I don't know, I didn't think this through.

>> No.1977334

Touhou 12: Mima Returns

>> No.1977336
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>>1977288


She's ready for you!

>> No.1977361

>>1977336
Grown up Crino fapfapfap

>> No.1977383

>>1977241

Reisen as Dr. Peace and Marisa as Speed Buster.

FUND IT NAO!

>> No.1977386
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>>1977288
Watch out that she doesn't freeze and break your penis.

>> No.1977444

>>1977383
And then Mima would be Darkstar and Yuka would come in and be all LOL YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD and then Mima would turn into a zombie goast and you would fight Yuka instead.

And then Tenshi would come out of fucking nowhere to save you once you finish fighting.

>> No.1977455

>>1977444

China would make a better Jeane

>> No.1977475

>>1975738
I understand that you're making fun of Touhou's usual storylines, but really... the plot always seems silly at first... someone steals something blah blah, BUT later it always turns out that you're just a small part in a huge conflict, and it becomes FREAKING AWESOME, like in IN it turns out that there is a war on the moon, and in PCB you find out about the tree and what happened to Yuyuko a thousands years ago, god I love this series.

>> No.1977486

>>1977475
Wat, really? There was something with a tree and Yuyuko? I never found that out.

And all I could learn from IN is that Kaguya wasn't wanted on the moon nor on the earth... for whatever reason, and somehow they were just gonna give the moon back anyway or something so we just did the bullet shootan for no good reason.

>> No.1977495

>so we just did the bullet shootan for no good reason.
This describes every Touhou game.

>> No.1977526
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Eye'm the sexiest

>> No.1977535

Next Touhou game:

For some inexplicably odd reason, the border that separates Gensokyo from the rest of the world begins to deteriorate, causing objects from the outside to appear in Gensokyo and vice-versa. Yukari is away for some odd reason so either Reimu, Marisa, Ran (with Chen as assistance), Sakuya, or Youmu go out to look for the elder youkai.

It's like IN in that it has multiple endings, but with more paths to chose (about four, actually).

As you keep moving on, you see that the world you once knew and loved is slowly disappearing, replaced by tall buildings, moving metal boxes, and crowds of people. At the same time, the youkai who have taken the chance to slip through the barrier has decided to cause havoc.

Bosses are:
a Futa-kuchi-onna, an oni who slipped out from underground (not one of the Devas, mind you), Keine Kamishirasawa, either Reimu or Marisa depending on your choice of character, a Nue, and the owner of said Nue, an elder demon who had connections with Yukari and was starting a riot to overturn society in Japan.

In the Extra stage you fight Renko and Maribel, and as the fight is over, Yukari makes her appearance.


You can all shoot me now.

>> No.1977538

>>1977486
PCB: Yuyuko stole spring so when the youkai tree with the long ass name blooms, the person sealed under the tree would revive, except the body buried under the tree was Yuyuko herself who killed herself to seal the tree, and she just didn't remember it, which makes it impossible for the body to be revived cause then Yuyuko would die, or something.

IN Kaguya drank the Hourai Elixir that Eirin made and was exiled to earth, Eirin felt guilty so she came to earth to accompany Kaguya. However, just when Kaguya and Eirin felt comfortable living in Earth, the moon dicided that they want them back in the moon, and would send pursuers. So Eirin blocked the real moon thinking that then the people from the moon wouldn't get them, when Gensokyo already had a border of its own so no one can come anyways. Some where in between that Reisen somehow landed where Kaguya was and told her about Neil Armstrong and stuff. The game was also sort of pointless in the sense that Eirin was going to restore the moon at the end of the night anyways so there seriously was no point, at all.

>> No.1977542

>>1975844
Is this Act 4?

>> No.1977543

>>1977486
>>1977495
So lolis with silly head accessories are "no good reason" for you? You should feel ashamed.

>> No.1977549

>>1977535
I was thinking of that actually except with the Extra stage being ZUN who has every Spell Card from the entire series.

Yeah, I guess I'll be shot too.

>> No.1977556

>>1977549
I was actually thinking of using ZUN as well, except he would be majorly overpowered for an Extra boss.
And Kourin would be his shikigami.

>> No.1977586

>>so we just did the bullet shootan for no good reason.
Pretty much.

>> No.1977597

>>1975738
Where can I get one of those watermelon pops? That shit looks tasty.

>> No.1977600

>>1977597
Second

>> No.1977616
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next Touhou game will be like this

>> No.1977643

>>1977597
>>1977600
Jesus fucking christ, cut a watermelon put it on a stick, put stick in freezer. Watermelon pop.

>> No.1977663

>>1977643
How is she eating that? Wouldn't it be all frozen and crunchy and hard? I prefer my pops just a little bit melted, at least.

Come to think of it, how does her saliva, blood, and various other bodily fluids not freeze up?

>> No.1977676

>>1977663
I'm guessing that her magic just lets the air around her cool while her body stays at normal, if not slightly-below-average, temperature.

Remember, she's a youkai, so normal anatomy/science laws don't necessarily apply to her or any of the others.

>> No.1977686

>>1977676
I would love to hug her little cold body. I don't care if I freeze. ;_;

>> No.1977692

>>1977686
You might just feel really cold at best, if she can control how cold it is around her.
Maybe like hugging a light pole in Alaska.

>> No.1977704

>>1977692
I don't care, but she's going to be the one to have to pry my cold, lifeless corpse from around her.

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>> No.1977729

>>1977718

This is 100% accurate.

>> No.1978195

Playable cirno would indeed make the game awesome.

But cirno as a boss is also important.

At least Japan can solve this with the usual "Dark cirno" ploy.

>> No.1978200

>>1978195
Playable Cirno didn't help Flower View any.

>> No.1978210

>>1978200
>Playable Cirno didn't help Flower View any.
Fixed

>> No.1978245

>>1978200

But imagine how awful the game would have been without cirno.

>> No.1978249

>>1978210

Will you stop doing that?

>> No.1978253

While there's a vaguely Cirno thread, does anyone have that copypasta from a while back that ended in "only one out of three" or some such?

>> No.1978302

Next Touhou game:
You play as Master Asia. You kick everyone's asses.

>> No.1978371
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Previous Touhou game.

Ayayayayayayaayyayayayayayayaya

>> No.1980201

Needs another touhou eroge

>> No.1980255

Next Touhou game:

Custom character creation, you're the villain girl and make something bad that makes everyone in Gensokyo coming after you. Design your own 6 levels and your own 5 pre-bosses, along with danmaku patterns to block the oncoming forces of Reimu, Marisa and pretty much all the previous characters who appeared.

>> No.1980271

>>1978253
You mean where the guy in the POV smacks his head and is dying so Cirno freezes him to keep you alive while they move you and she's going "only one out of three only one out of three" and then CRACK

>> No.1980962

If we go by the pattern, the next Touhou game we'll fight ghosts.

TH1: fought demons
TH2: fought ghosts
TH3: fought aliens
TH4: fought flowers
TH5: fought a god
TH6: fought a devil (sort of)
TH7: fought ghosts
TH8: fought aliens
TH9: fought flowers
TH10: fought gods
TH11: fought demons (maybe not, but we DID go to hell)
TH12: must be ghosts.

>> No.1981270

>>1980962
how about other humans

>> No.1981282

There won't be a Touhou 12. ZUN will give up.

>> No.1981286

>>1981282

Good, we can finally have a real Touhou anime :D

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>>1981282
諦めが肝心だぜ

>> No.1982062

JSDF finds entrance to Gensyoko

JSDF annexes Gensyoko

The player takes the role of Reimu, "one of Earth's toughest, hardened in combat and trained for action", who has been deported to Mars as punishment for molesting Cirno when ordered to rape Sanae. She forms part of a force stationed in the area where the Union Aerospace Corporation (UAC), a multi-planetary conglomerate, is performing secret experiments with teleportation between the moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos.

>> No.1982108

>>1982062

inb4 zombie reimu

>> No.1982173

Reimu, Marisa, and their entourages have disappeared. An invasion from enemies outside Gensokyo seems imminent. Only the bit characters can save the day. Choose between darkness team (Rumia/Mystia), cold team (Cirno/Letty), and doll team (Medicine/Hina) and battle loli caricatures of horrific monsters from the west.

>> No.1982194

Touhou 12: Shoot the Bullet 2

>> No.1982197

>>1982194
FUCK YEAH! xD

>> No.1982227

>>1982173

Since it only has the minor characters, and you fight against the west...

I guess you could say it's West Side Story

>> No.1982231

>>1982194
I'd like that, actually.
Or just another game with spell practice.

>> No.1982289

Luize makes a second Mystic Square

>> No.1982296

>Reimu, Marisa, and their entourages have disappeared. An invasion from enemies outside Gensokyo seems imminent. Only the bit characters can save the day. Choose between darkness team (Rumia/Mystia), cold team (Cirno/Letty), and doll team (Medicine/Hina) and battle loli caricatures of horrific monsters from the Cthulhu Mythos.

Fixed....?

>> No.1982306

Maybe we should have the game and new Touhou's be based on a western theme.Mima would be re-designed to be some ancient North American shaman, her stage five boss a cowgirl gunslinger.

We could call it Wild Wild Breast.

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>>1982306

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