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You haven't forgotten about me have you /jp/ ?!

>> No.1975445
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Koharu would never forget about you anon

>> No.1975479

But I don't like Koharu

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>>1975479
Oh U

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>>1975479

But thou must.

>> No.1975499

Who told the 3Dfags they could post outside there previous thread?

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>>1975499
Oh but anon, Koharu cannot simply be contained in just one thread. She must be allowed the freedom to break free and express herself to /jp/ in the fullest.

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>>1975499

I'm sorry that this thread has gotten you upset, but you should know by now that Koharu appreciation threads have become a time honored tradition here since a while. After all, Koharu is too great and too beautiful a idol to be lumped with the rest of the group.
Hope that Koharu's last single, Hapi Hapi Sunday, will bring home to you her talent.

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>Hope that Koharu's last single, Hapi Hapi Sunday, will bring home to you her talent.
Ha, Hope ?! More like expect it to deliver perfection as every Koharu single has done thus far!

>> No.1975623

KOHARU HAS NOTHING ON KONKON AND THAT'S A FACT

>> No.1975628
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Her stage outfit is nothing short of a masterpiece, exactly what the crown jewel of Morning Musume, no, Hello!Project must deserve.

>> No.1975634

>Hapi Hapi Sunday

I think that song is atrocious.

>>1975623

Agreed.

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>>1975628
The one and only true miracle ace !
omg I just died from the cuteness in this photo

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>>1975623
You get an A for originality because I would have never expected a challenge from a Konno fan.
But clearly she will never be a chart topper like Queen Koharu is.

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>>1975623

Oh, oh, what do we have here? A stray sheep that lost its path and ended up worshipping off-brand idols?
Let Koharu herd you back with her wondrous voice.

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1975677

life's so unfair...

>> No.1975687

>>1975656

Hahaha yes, it is very clear that Koharu has nothing on Konno Asami... In fact, Konkon never had to sing in an annoying voice in order to maker herself cuter and fail miserably.

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>>1975634

>I think that song is atrocious.

And I think you need to get your ears checked, as Koharu really outdid herself with this song and deserves all our praises and then some.
And you know who's right between the two of us?
I'll spare you the trouble of replying. It's me and Koharu ♥

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>>1975687
>sing in an angelic voice in order to maker herself cuter and capture the heart of Japan completely
I couldn't agree more kind Anon

>> No.1975737

When you know that your idol has become the stalement in MM, it's better to edit other people's replies.

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>>1975687

I can sense the envy oozing out of your post. You're just bitter that Koharu is more popular than Konno and had to resort to strawman arguments in the vain attempt of belittling Miracle-chan, aren't you? Well, too bad that you failed to reckon with the fact that Hello!Project isn't an agency where preferentialism is an option. If you want to come out on top, you have to prove your worth by starting from the bottom rung and Koharu did it, like it or not.

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>>1975759

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>>1975822
Ahh silly anon cannot grasp the exhilarating feeling that Koharu inspires within her music.
In this misguided post anon describes an artificial life situation that posits Koharu as the cause of depression and insomnia.
But he simply doesn't realize that Koharu has inspired millions to approach everyday with intensity and appreciation.

>> No.1975901

I WOULD SHOW HER MY RAGING PENIS

>> No.1975903

>>1975705
Did you actually listen to the song? I just did, again, but only halfway because it hurts my ears. It actually made me laugh because it is so stupid.

But you make me laugh too, in a good way, but don't expect any love for Koharu.

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>>1975877

Ha, they deleted his thread. That's the just retribution to anyone who dares slighting Koharu.
You know. That's the tipping point for me, I can't stand people writing her off as something other than what every idol would wish to be either.

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>>1975903
>Did you actually listen to the song?
I do not listen to Koharu's songs, I experience them

>> No.1975934

>>1975922
>I fully believe you.

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>>1975903

>Did you actually listen to the song?

That's something I would rather ask you, but given how you can only making blunt statements without even beginning to nail down what about Hapi Hapi Sunday annoys you, I guess that the answer should go withou saying: you didn't.
It's a slow paced, airy song graced by Koharu's soothing voice, nothing that would blow up your eardrums.
And what's up with "stupid"? Did you by any chance fail to notice the "Kirari Whatsherface" before the title? I wouldn't be surprised.

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♥♥♥

>> No.1976011

Why is she called Miracle?

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>>1976011
She was dubbed the Miracle Ace by Tsunko and was destined to save Morning Musume
However it seems like she has become quite the solo sensation instead and has secured her own legacy

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>>1976011

In order to answer your question, one must take a short trip back to 2005.
Back then, the Hello!Project as a whole was facing a gigantic crisis. It's popularity kept decreasing day after day at an alarming rate and members cowardly "graduated" so to bail themselves out.
Cut to Tsunku, the brain behind H!P, hanging his head and crying bitter tears. It was high time to find someone that would turn the situation for the better, in other words they sorely needed a Miracle that would outshine the rest of the group, so a grand audition for the 7th generation's new star. Some 20,000 wannabe idols applied to it and just Koharu managed to make it.
The rest is history. Koharu eventually managed to assert herself and drive home to everyone her talent, after a slight initial mistrust on the wotas' part. It's quite clear that anyone still vocally questioning her qualities to this day is just a part of that small group whom hasn't yet gotten over that she lived up to the expectancies.

>> No.1976114

>>1976011
Tsunku lost his damn mind and refuses to swallow his pride, that's why. This talentless bitch wouldn't survive 10min in the business without him.

And Koha-fag, don't bother arguing, everything I just wrote is the truth and you fucking know it.

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>>1976114

>And Koha-fag, don't bother arguing, everything I just wrote is the truth and you fucking know it.

Whatever floats your boat.
Truth is, there's really no telling whether she would have achieved as much success as she did serving as a mainstay of Morning Musume. And by the way, how many of your favorite idols would fare well if booted out of H!P? I haven't ever seen Kago Ai performing after Tsunku personally ran her contract through the paper shredder, now have you?

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Gypsy flavor ♥

>> No.1976236

who who who
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who who whowho who whowho who who
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>> No.1976242
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>>1976236

Koharu, of course.

>> No.1976285

who who who
who who who
who who who
who who who

who let the aidorufagiies out
koharu is pig disgusting 2D is superior

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>>1976185
> I haven't ever seen Kago Ai performing after Tsunku personally ran her contract through the paper shredder, now have you?

I have.

>> No.1976290

what the hell is going on here?

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>>1976289

That's not something I would be proud of, much less put in my resume, though.

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>>1976305
That doesn't matter.

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Koharu <3's Me Cock !

>> No.1976351

>>1976321

I'm glad to see that Koharu puts her own health on a premium, so that nothing can prevent her from providing us with her warm voice.
Plus, with all those unhygienic wotas that approach her you can never be too much safe.

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>>1976334
>>1976289
Oh come now Kago Anon, Koharu has more grace in just her pinky than Kago. Kago's recent photo spread demonstrates this fact.

>> No.1976374

>>1976370
I SEE ARMPITS, MMMMMMMMMM
COOKI- I MEAN MUST LICK THEM !!!

>> No.1976382

>>1976351
B-but why is she going around sucking anons' cocks. ;_;

>> No.1976413

YOU WA SHOCK !

>> No.1976416

>>1976185
Well my favorite idols can actually sing so I'd imagine they'd do just fine... in fact getting away from UFA's little circle of songwriters would probably be for the best because much like Tsunku they've become stuck in a rut and the songs are getting a bit samey.

Gotou is one that escaped and all her new stuff has been a marked improvement from her last couple of works at UFA, sales-wise though, we have yet to see.

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>>1976351
When I think of all the people that are fans of Koharu I know instantly she is different because her fans come from all walks of life

>> No.1976452

>>1976418
whoa fucking young old dirty and virgins sure is healthy for her

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>>1976418
cool teeth brah

>> No.1976473

>>1976471
WWWOOOOOOOOOFIE WIGGLE WOOOOOFIEEEEE

>> No.1976524

koharu
greatest idol ever.
<3

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Thanks Kind Janitor
Koharu loves you too

>> No.1976562

Hi Koharu, remember the time I tore your vagina ?
Shit was so caash !

>> No.1976597

ur mom told me she hates koharu. ;_;

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Care to dance ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YgynS83ay8

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Good Night and Sweet Dreams /jp/

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Gentle bump.

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Gentle bump.

>> No.1977863

>>1976538

Hello!Project at his computer.

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>> No.1978779

>>1977855
Shopped teeth.

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>>1977855
>>1978779
How could you do something so cruel ?!

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>>1978800

There's something inherently wrong about the pic you just posted. It's shopped, isn't it?

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>>1979716
Koharu deserves every single treat there

>> No.1979895

Why is this still here...

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>>1979895

Love sometimes can do wonders.

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>Why is this
>Mika - Dedicated Maihacchi Fan !!XFz1m138F1v
>still here...
A good question indeed troll.
You stay away from my Koharu.

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I commend you for continuing these Koharu love threads, Anonymous. Take some Glasses Koharu to show my appreciation.

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>>1980006

Much obliged, fellow Koharu fans.

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I like my Koharu au naturel. How do you?

>> No.1980307

>>1975662
>wondrous voice
I lol'd hard.

Kohafuck, what an annoying piece of shit.

Sage of thousand sages.

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>>1980307
Oh your jealousy knows no earthly bounds, just like Koharo's beauty.
>>1980268
She looks wonderous but I prefer her to be curly and dolled up

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>>1980268
I like my Koharu at 13.

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I like her on the side of Jaws.

>> No.1980468

I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW HER MY RAGING BONER...

HEY YOU PEOPLE, IMAGINE HER GETTING FUCKED BY A NIGGER... SOMEONE LIKE SHANE DIESEL.. SHIT'S SO CASH/

>> No.1980528

>>1980468
who's shane diesel?

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>>1980617

Pasting Koharu's beautiful face on some tacky porn image? My, my. How tasteless, have we reached a new low in terms of lowbrow trolling today, you rancorous Anonymous?
Well, it doesn't matter. Consider yourself reported for slandering Koharu's godly reputation.
Here's hoping we'll never meet again on this board.

>> No.1981119

>>1980268
I don't

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