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>"Hey, you there! Yeah, I mean you, you recluse. Stop saying perverted things about me and posting weird pictures of me, you creeps! It creeps me out, and if you don't stop, I'm going to have to forbid you from entering the Moriya Shrine."
Shit, Sanae is pissed at us, /jp/, wat do? quoting sanae

>> No.19713183

Pick her up in a BMW and take her out to a nice Italian restaurant by the beach.

>> No.19713193

That's OOC as heck for Hammer's Sanae.

>> No.19713205
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>>19713164
I'd tell her I have nothing to do with that, since I don't care about her and only say perverted things about Suwako, who is way more attractive than green Reimu.

>> No.19713207
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>>19713164
Turn 350 degrees and fuck the frog at the Moriya Shrine.

>> No.19713246
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19713246

Apologize sincerely and profusely but then keep doing it because I'm an addict.

>> No.19713285

I don't have any weird pictures of you, Sanny. After all, you're not my favorite miko.

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>>19713246
this.

>> No.19713468

>>19713164
Despite enjoying calling Sanae a slut, I've literally never posted even a borderline NSFW picture of her in any of her threads.

>> No.19713548

>>19713164
You must have me confused with someone else. You're cute and all, but I only have dirty pictures of your smol goddess.

>> No.19713555
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I can never go to the Moriya Shrine either way. No deal!

>> No.19713609

Honestly, it makes me so sad seeing such horrible things written about a beloved character that i just hide every Sanae thread i see.

>> No.19713756

>>19713609
You gotta be stronger, anon.

>> No.19713774

>>19713609
I like Sanae too but honestly who gives a shit? she's not real and never will be, so why get upset over insults or memes about a fictional character? It's not like Sanae is gonna see the mean things people post about her and cry about it, because she is not real.

>> No.19713797

>>19713774
you're a bad man with no faith, go away 'kudasai'

>> No.19713833

>>19713609
Stop being an idiot. Sanae fucks little boys in the name of her Gods. We deserve the right to talk shit about that slut.

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>>19713609
Well shit, as one of the frequent lewd-posters, sorry anon.
>>19713774
>she's not real and never will be
Lies and slander, part of the fun about Gensokyo and 2hu is that it possibly could be real, or it at least has the potential to be one of the many potential truths. It's like a religion in that way, just because you see no concrete evidence of any gods or higher powers existing, doesn't mean they don't exist. Headcanons are kinda like demoninations in that way, they mostly conform to canon, but the little/obscure/open-to-interpration things vary.
>the mean things
If she does read those, hopefully she knows that those are just words and written shittery, lies and slander. Hopefully she spent enough time on the internet before she went to Gensokyo to have built up a mental condom for that sort of thing.

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>>19713833
delet an repent, slutposter.

>> No.19714002
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>>19713774
Slut Sanae meme is about as funny as Koakuma kunny.

>> No.19714020

>>19713890
Is this that artist that does a bunch of vore stuff with Sanae?

>> No.19714175
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>>19714020
Among many other things, yes.

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19716239

>>19713164
Sorry, we'll try to be cautious.

>> No.19716289

>>19713609
you need to stand up against the samefagging slutposters and their kike tricks

>> No.19716365

>>19714002
The worst part of the 'k*nny' meme is it is from /tv/ and refers to underage girl parts.

>> No.19718196

>>19716365
Exactly, it's an insult to lolis

>> No.19719082

>>19713164
Us?
She's mad she cant get /jp/'s /jaypee/!

Also, why is this slut talking to me?
I'm gonna set her to ignore. I have no space for sluts. They harm fellow waifus.

>> No.19719087

>>19714175
*BONG*

>> No.19719095

>>19716365
What's the difference between Kunny and Cunny?
One is 2D and the other is horribly spelled 2D?

>> No.19719115

>>19719095
There is no difference. That one guy just changed it so the letter matched with Koakuma.

>> No.19719376
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19719376

During the times you first started visiting Moriya Shrine, you were surprised that Sanae would give you so much attention, being sweet to you, and she even asked you for your phone number. You just assumed due to your low self-esteems that there's no way she could actually like you in particular and that she must be some ridiculous woman that will go for whatever guy crosses her path. Guess what, you are wrong and also a big dummy, because she had to work up a tremendous amount of courage to approach you (the only guy she's ever done such a thing to) and you repay her by not taking her feelings seriously and posting rumors online that are harmful to her shrine! She wants to forgive you, but she's not convinced that's a good idea. Can you make things right again with the young miko that you hurt?

>> No.19719387

>>19719376
Sanae hrt herself by sucking too many dicks dude.

>> No.19719393

>>19719376
No I couldn't make it right before and I won't make it right now

>> No.19719395

>>19719376
/jp/ and it's denizens had no part in Sanny's slutty actions.

>> No.19719438

>>19719376
So.. You want an apology, but you insullt the person you want to apologize??
Ok. Fuck you too.
I haven't seen that girl a day in my life other than a simple hello and goodbye when i pass her by.
I'm not sorry, I have done nothing wrong to her or that shiddy shrine. If anything, I'm more inclined to donate to the Hakurei Miko now.
Haha. I talk to fairies with better behavior on a regular basis. This is absolutely embarrasing.
"Apologize kudasai, baka"
Pfft. Fuck you too.

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>>19713205
>>19713207
dumb frogposter

>> No.19719577

>>19713164
Sorry Sanae, it won't happen again

>> No.19719603

>>19714175
Dangerous situation awaits for sanae

>> No.19719817

>>19719376
Sanae... I love Sumireko.

>> No.19720174
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>>19719115
Kami-sama bless that guy
Koakuma kunny

>> No.19720315

>>19719376
The fuck are you talking about? I would've crushed Sanae's pussy after she asked for my number.

>> No.19720402

>>19720315
Nice try, Sakuya.

>> No.19720420

Howdo Sanaefags manage to be so stupid?
It's funny just laughing at their fuckups. It never ends. "The ride never ends" - Mr. Skeleton
"The ride hasn't even begun" - Dr. Skeleton

>> No.19720425

>>19719537
Stupid leaf.

>> No.19720430

sanae is exclusively an /a/ poster baka op

>> No.19720434
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19720434

Night crawling with Sanae

>> No.19720468
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>>19719376
If she really likes me Sanae would know that she needs to be extra assertive and force herself on me if she wants to show that she's serious.

>> No.19720728

>>19720434
What are they doing guys?

>> No.19720775
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>>19719087
>>19719603
Ayup. 51 rings to go.

>> No.19720843

>>19720775
She's just copying Shou's training from Tag Dream, damn Sanae!

>> No.19720848

>>19720775
I love the autistic obsession ryonafags have with the tummy

>> No.19720882
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>>19720848
A lot more people than just ryonafags have an autistic obsession with the tummy, anon. Belly fetishism is pretty common.

>> No.19720929

>>19720882
I meant the hitting part

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>>19720929
Oh. I think the logic is a gut punch hurts a lot and causes bruises easily, but doesn't really do that much damage. I think? I'm not a very big ryona guy.

>> No.19721232

>>19720728
The thing Sanae wanted. She was waiting all night for him to fuck her, but instead she got Snake'd.

>> No.19721273

>>19713609

Just remember bullies, grimsokyo and human supremacy posters are like 3 depressed trolls posting at each other.

>> No.19721284
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>>19721273
I know it's convenient to group all the posters you don't like into one group, but it's probably not accurate.

>> No.19721323

>>19721273
>>19721284
What this guy said, it's not a group, it's just one idiot.

>> No.19721328
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>>19721323
That's an even worse practice, anon.

>> No.19721465

>>19721323
It's just one Sakuyafag.

>> No.19721558

>>19721465
Why do you have such an obsession with Sakuya, anon?

>> No.19722667

>>19721558
Sakuyafag =/= Sakuya.

>> No.19722692
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19722692

Sane's qt boots!

>> No.19722732

>>19722692

Not as cute as Alice's

>> No.19725796

>>19720775
*BOONG*!

>> No.19725827

>>19722732
Alice is the pinnacle of cuteness.
Nobody stands a chance.
Cirno maybe, but fairies are onaholes. Except Cirno. Cirno isn't an onahole

>> No.19725935
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>>19725827
>Cirno isn't an onahole
Why do you lie on the internet, anon?

>> No.19726022

>>19725935
Cirnos not supposed to be an onahole.

>> No.19726122

>>19726022
Neither are Sunny and Luna, but you didn't include them.

>> No.19726180

>>19726122
Just imagine their names in there somewhere.

>> No.19726241

>>19719376
>You just assumed due to your low self-esteems that there's no way she could actually like you in particular and that she must be some ridiculous woman that will go for whatever guy crosses her path.
Actually, I'm just unbelievably dense, so I didn't realize.
And when you put it like that, it makes me feel really bad. Sorry Sanae-chan!

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19726393

>>19722692
So cute and so worthy of hugs and snuggles, glomping as well as combing hair because she's so cute CUTE!
nosebleeds vicariously and dies

>> No.19726484

>>19726393
You type like a girl, you fag.

>> No.19726513
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>>19726484
no u

>> No.19726543
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19726543

I wish we could have at least one nice sanae thread without someone calling her a slut, it getting tiresome to see the same thing, over and over again.

>> No.19726613
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>>19726543
Just hide 'em, that's really the only thing that can be done.

>> No.19727381

>>19713207
Clockwise or counterclockwise

>> No.19728645

>>19727381
Counter, cockwise

>> No.19728723
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>>19726543
Probably shouldn't start a thread whining about calling her being lewd if you don't want people calling her lewd. Or complain so much about it yourself.
It'll happen no matter what you do, probably, but don't be part of the problem.

>> No.19728750

>>19726543
Dicot Sanae a cute!

>> No.19728767
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>> No.19728772
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Summer is almost at it's end

>> No.19728783
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SO join her at the beach

>> No.19728790 [DELETED] 

>Wash my back anon

>> No.19728798
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19728798

>wash my back anon

>> No.19728800

>>19728767
Is she wearing the pudding lid on her chest?

>> No.19729275

>>19728798
How am I supposed to wash your back you are wearing a bathsuit

>> No.19729352

>>19729275

Ask her if it's ok to unzip it for her zipper starts at bottom

>> No.19729402
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19729402

Nothing wrong with lewding Sanae but only if you become her husband for the rest of her life.

>> No.19729421

>>19729402

I'd have at least 5 kids with Sanae-chan

>> No.19729906

>>19729402
>rest of her life
Guess I'll just be friends with Sanae and date some other girl, one that won't demand me to marry her immediately.

>> No.19730089
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>>19729421

Me too!

>> No.19730125 [DELETED] 
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>>19728723
funny things, is I never call her lewd, I mostly just post cute pic of sanae and that it.

>> No.19731466

>>19713183
why would you pick that?
she's clearly a Toyota fan

>> No.19731484

>>19713164
STFU whore, and take my aids-ladden semen in your pussy!

>> No.19731514
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>>19731466
But Toyota only has three or four good cars.

>> No.19731544
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19731544

Breastfeeding with Sanae!

>> No.19731552

>>19731514
yes?
and she is an MR2 kind of gal

>> No.19731647
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19731647

>>19729402
Turning Sanae into a milf!

>> No.19732261

sanny is still my top 2hu to milk me silly. is this normal?

>> No.19733736
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>>19713164
But if you ban me from the shrine, then I can't worship there anymore

>> No.19734131
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what are sanae's ten desires?

>> No.19739441
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>> No.19739450
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>>19739441
Happy Sanae is wonderful.

>> No.19739547

>>19725935
What is she grabbing? I geniunely can't tell

>> No.19739625

>>19739547
She's grabbing penises of horny adult men, who she'll soon have sex with. The shapes look strange because they are still wearing their pants, so you're actually looking at their bulges.

>> No.19741463

>>19734131
1. Dicks
2. Dicks_________
3. Dicks_
4. Dicks__
5. Dicks_____
6. Dicks___
7. Dicks__________________
8. Dicks____
9. Dicks_______________
10. 55 Dicks in her cunny
11. Bonus round: NTR

>> No.19741468

>>19733736
>But if you ban me from the shrine, then I can't worship there anymore
Oh please.
You never worshipped her to begin with.

>> No.19742870
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what do I have to do, to make sanae forgive me?

>> No.19744459

>>19742870
Impregnate Kanako.
Just fuck her all night until your dick hurts or you pass out.

>> No.19746950
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>> No.19748764

I wish that Sanae could have nice lewd-free threads.

>> No.19749415

https://my.mixtape.moe/dlsakk.mp4
Sanny VS Raisin

>> No.19749523

>>19749415
>Trap Phantasm
Fucking nice, whoever made this has great taste.

>> No.19751895

>>19748764
A slut like sanae? With a nonlewd thread?
Nah.

>> No.19752184
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>>19713164
She just wants attention.

>> No.19752210

>>19752184
But of course. There's nothing in the world Sanae enjoys more than male attention.

>> No.19752395

>>19749415
Pretty fun game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i---jfJoavc

>> No.19754455

>>19752210
Yes. A special kind of male attention

>> No.19758846

Nobody gives a fuck about Sanae.
Dead thread.

>> No.19758914

>>19758846
That's obvious, since Sanae is the very definition of "pump-and-dump".

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>>19713207
You're off by 10 degrees anon. You'd end up fucking her thigh, don't tell me Sanae's thighs turn you on!

>> No.19761307 [DELETED] 

>>19758914
More like she exists only for pump and dump.
You can't even call her an onahole. She's just a slut through and through. She'll fuck you any time.
Just think about her in general is enough to get a rise in someone's pants.
Just say or read "Sanae" and slut just pops into your head. Then all of the various services she offers.
One hole or three, Sanae does it all for free.
Hey, that sounds a little catchy.

>> No.19761314

>>19758914
More like she exists only for pump and dump.
You can't even call her an onahole. She's just a slut through and through. She'll fuck you anytime, anywhere.
Just thinking about her in general is enough to get a rise in someone's pants.
Just say or read "Sanae" and slut just pops into your head. Then all of the various services she offers.
One hole or three, Sanae does it all for free.
Hey, that sounds a little catchy

>> No.19761910

>>19713164
keep making the hot ass sanae doujins

top tier lewd girl

>> No.19762223

Is there anything is this world Sanae loves more than semen?

>> No.19762610
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>>19761314
This is a whole new level of slutposting, and it's probably got several layers of irony behind it. Fuck off and take your shit elsewhere.

>> No.19762972

>>19762610
Dude.
Get that dildo out your ass.

If it's a new level, then congrats man, you need to iron yourself out.
You come to Sanny threads to jack off. Nothing else.

>> No.19762976

>>19762223
Yeah.
Cum.

>> No.19763154

>>19748764
or insult free at the very least.

>> No.19766995

>>19761910
Top tier?
Not even "uncontestable"?

>> No.19770713

Tbh her lewd doujins are all generic boring shit.

>> No.19770791

>>19726543
I just... fucking love that image. Sorry for swearing.

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19770812

Sanae has made this mistake too many times, but Kanako can't help but find it funny every time.

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