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19650786 No.19650786 [Reply] [Original]

Is it time to invade Youmo's cunny like the red army invaded berlin? All she has protecting her is a comfy pillow, ninja swords, and a tittied ghost, so why not?

>> No.19650798 [DELETED] 
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>>19650786
i just visited this board for the first time out of curiosity and this is the first thing i'm greeted with

>> No.19650937
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>>19650798
Ah, welcome comrade, to glorious /jp/! Please finding good fun in this board, it is best board in the 4chan!

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>>19650786
I don't know, anon, her swords look pretty sharp. But it might be worth the risk.

>> No.19650988

Leave Youmu alone. She's a busy woman that has no time for your shenanigans.

>> No.19650998

I just want Youmu to be my gf! Holding hands with her and going on walks through the city, and then passionately kissing each other...

>> No.19651033

>>19650988
Please, you speak like taking care of a lame garden is the hardest and most time-consuming thing in the world.

>> No.19651044
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>>19651033
She's also tending to Yuyuko sama. She has no time for dating and a sex life.

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>>19651044
What about having casual sex with men she barely knows?
Even if she's a diligent servant, she's still a young girl, and she has needs.

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>>19651063
No time! Please be content with admiring her from afar or ask Yuyuko if you can be an assistant gardener.

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>>19651081
>assistent gardener
Dunno... it'd definitely be hard keeping the hands to the self, being that close proximity to her.

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>>19651081
She works so much that she has no time to attend to her bodily needs?
That's practically slavery! Are there no labour laws in Gensokyo?

>> No.19651369

tfw no youmu doujins on c94

>> No.19653824

>>19650998
I just want to be Youmu and have anon be my bf! Holding hands with him and going on walks through the city, and then passionately kissing each other...

>> No.19653924

>>19653824
That's gay.

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>>19653924
Seeings how we have no way to know whether or not that anon is male or female, we have no way to know whether that would make it gay or not gay. Schrodinger's (fem)anon.

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>>19654109
If that anon is a female, why not just cosplay as Youmu and get a boyfriend?

>> No.19656598

>>19651033
Apparently, you have never tended to a garden larger than a bathroom.

>> No.19656989

>>19654142
If that anon is a male, why not just cosplay as Youmu and get a boyfriend?

>> No.19658162
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>>19656989
Guys can't be cute, so that would be really disrespectful towards Youmu, since she's cuteness incarnate. She's also very sexually attractive, and no man could come even remotely close to how sexy she is.
And a man dressing up as a girl and kissing other boys would be extremely gay. Also, boys can't love boys, so the kisses would never be truly passionate.

>> No.19658226

Do not bully the half phantom!

>> No.19658358

>>19658162
But I am cute.

>> No.19658644
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>>19658226
Yes ma'am!
>>19658358
Lies and slander.

>> No.19658671

>>19658644
No. I wish we could be cute together, Anon.

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>>19658358
No, you aren't. And dressing like a girl doesn't make you cute, and it never will.

>> No.19658754

>>19658737
I don't actually dress like a girl, because I have no friends to do it with.

>> No.19658782

>>19658754
Stop being a homo, anon.

>> No.19658802

>>19658782
No homo.

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>>19658671
b-but you're a boy, and boys can't be with boys!

>> No.19660015

>>19659714
We could be just friends, like two girls in your picture.

>> No.19660620

>>19650945
i'd say the risk/reward ratio checks out

>> No.19664194

Youmu

>> No.19664383
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>>19664194
is my anal slave!

>> No.19664404

>>19664383
Anything but pure white panties just looks off on her

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>>19664404
She wears all kinds of cute panties.

>> No.19664477

>>19664468
I want to go shopping with Youmu to buy her her first pair of sexy grown up panties!

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