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[Monstergirl Thread No.]

Fun in the sun.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19605810
You fucked it up OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605828
You can still find the thread by searching "monster" anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605828
I never understood how that happened. Do people not know what 'subject' means or do they just stop reading after 'name'?
Also, not like it really matters. The catalogue search finds it anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are olev.

[Anonymous No.]

>no electric eel to turn you on with her electric feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605810
Good job dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

[Anonymous No.]

Kloahpire!

[Anonymous No.]

i want a witch and familiar waifu set!

[Anonymous No.]

>Archived in less than 24 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605919
The jay is fast in comiket season, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605919
Why is Aiko about to Dick Cheney the hat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605949
It's a candy dispenser.

[Anonymous No.]

Putting gum in a Yeti's fur!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
Locking a wild Redcap in the closet!

[Anonymous No.]

Anons, if you had to have a harem of one body 'theme' (IE: Varying degrees of shortstack) what would it be?

What girls would be in it?

Personally?
Shortstack with the following girls (randomly selected) hinizumi, lava golem, kiki, and dark valk.

Dark valk is the most 'stacked' in general while the lava golem varies, Hinezumi has the largest ass and the kiki has the biggest bust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
cooking a meal for your hard working kiki and massaging her back!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
Chasing a hellhound with a vacuum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
I'm all about a nice ASS, so I'd want a harem of girls with excellent booties. I'm a fan of a lithe, athletic look with a cute peach rear, but a big posterior is good every now and then too.
>Dark Slime
>Mimic
>Automaton
>Redcap
>Will o Wisp
I couldn't even begin to imagine in what combination their fine female fannies would be.
I wanted to compliment you on your choices though. That's a pretty decent spread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
letting shogware dishes sit around and get moldy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606134
Uneads are amazing.
>That lich with a string bekini
Sometimes I forget how lewd liches can be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Tall and curvy.

Pharaoh
Nacho
Titania
Kej
Holst
Dark Mage
Ochi
Kitsune

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606134
I do random choice as theres very few girls I don't want.

Yours is pretty good, and that mimic can pick out a nice ass for you

>>19606160
Oneesan harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Curvy Christmas Cakes. I'd make them all loved.
>Hellhound
>Flow Kelp
>Ushi-Oni
>Dark Valk
>Undead Dragon
Truly the perfect harem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606171
>Oneesan harem?
You know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606173
God damn.
Top tier CCs right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Big booty type harem
>Troll
>Holstaur
>Kunoichi
>Cupid
>Rata
Literally my top 5
bonus if their meaty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606198
>pudgy pear shaped girls with fat asses.
Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Definitely shortstack. I'm gonna breed them so much, they'll be constantly pregnant.
>Kiki
>P'orc
>Holst
>Nacha
>Kitsune
>Alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606198
Damn fine choices

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606230
Sounds like ja nice harem, although you should expect a rivalry to see who has the most kids/is a better mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606240
That's why it's difficult to decide if fertility potions are fair play. I bet some or all of them will be praying for Hathor's blessing as well. God, the thought of a harem of MILFy shortstacks makes me diamond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606198
>meaty Kunoichi
Excellent taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Elementals, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606158
>outgoing and social Wisp that still has the crazy eyes despite being mostly normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606280
Wide hips, fat asses, and bountiful chests await them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606134
I'd really enjoy a mega-model harem.
So like, bombshell babes with looong legs, gorgeous faces, and thin waists, but the 'mega' comes from having wet-dream tier tits and succulent, perfect heart shaped asses. None of that all twig supermodel human girl stuff, just gorgeous beauties of class with bodacious tits and ass.
So-
>Vampire, ancient and refined beauty over 600 years of cultivated self-care, yet surprisingly less haughty than most of her kind
>Wight, who leeches life from her lands to keep her impeccably gorgeous, a little paranoid of losing her beauty so she keeps expanding her realm
>Succubus, a girl-next-door type journalist who is too modest in heart to accept people telling her she literally is hotter than some Lilim
>Kejouro, approaching CC age and just wants a big strong man to make her years of loneliness melt away
>Automaton, who was designed in the Lost Era as a slinky spy assassin model, her synth-legs luscious as they are dangerous with hidden retractable blades

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Girls built for leg-locking. For lack of a better term, I'll call them Binding Brides

>Kiki
>Succ
>Inari
>Shog
>Demon

But then comes the logistics of how to be leglocked by a shog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606313
Shoggy will do her best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19604388

Currently working on one normal story, one lewd story and one greentext.

The greentext is a hellhound request from May, I just forgot about it until now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606302
Just imagine making that Automaton go from Kuu to moaning like a whore with your dick.
Or maybe making that Wight scream your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606313
I like Shog legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606180
I can't think of a better set of five. Maybe throw a ghoul in for the 6th.

[Anonymous No.]

>no love for tallflats
true suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606324
>spoiler
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606365
>Wanting planks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606329
Hearing that Automaton's voice projector whine and slowly build up to repetitive desperate moans would put my hips into overdrive. She'd quickly become obsessed and go from an aloof Kuu to an overly protective clingy 'bodyguard'
And giving that Wight so much pleasure she forgets her worries for a while would be just as heavenly. She'd definitely be the type to rake my back with her ghostclaws while begging for impregnation.
All the girls are amazing. I can just imagine the stares as they all strut into town with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606365
I don't mind tallflats with nice asses. My Redcap might be such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606138
What does Shog mold smell like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606369
https://pastebin.com/hqyUZJJZ
This one. It seemed like a fun thing to write in like half an hour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606397
That sounds like a fun dynamic, consider me interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606377
planks are supremely huggable
there's a reason dakimakura are shaped like they are

>>19606387
>tall goblin
doesn't that violate a rule of nature or something
still, would be cute to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606313
she just turns her excess into legs and traps you in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606377
short flats with big thighs are for impregnating

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
Don't make yetis cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606391
like somebody is staring at you from within

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606419
Maybe not that tall in retrospect. Tall for a Reecap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606046
>>19606440
what would a bunyip do if you put gum in her fur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606462
High speed fluff rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606485
i'd comfort her after she dropped the cake she worked on for hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606485
Bunyips are precious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606485
>>19606497
>"O-oh no! Oh n-n-no!!!"
>"Oh, don't worry dear, its alri-"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
>Anon was raped for the next 48 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606365
I like tall but most of my favorites i prefer short or same size but I'd wouldn't mind having a tall Ochi.
especially if she loves small and cute things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
I don't know if this counts as a body theme or not, but I really like archetype, of a sort. Not necessarily the extreme of the archetype, but representative. Like so,
The Strong- High Orc
The Sex Bomb- Lilim
The Kind- Nureonago
The Mind- Pharoah
Wildcard- Nurarihiyon because I love that aesthetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606069
Tall and semi fit for me.
Just give me 5 tall and fit wendigos and im happy.

[Anonymous No.]

nav yer killin me

[Anonymous No.]

Dark Braves are cool and all, but where’s our DL Army soldiers who dual-wield shields?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Boing boing Baphomet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Super satan, I agree.
GIVE BAPHO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Now is a good time to join the Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606667
I want one's who quad wield.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
>6666
Confirmed this is the best form for Baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
H E R E S Y
E
R
E
S
Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Oh shit im a hypocrite now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
It's a bit much. Reasonable limits were a cup size or two ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
>666
What have we done?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606703
Are you saying that because you dont like huge boob or just not on a bapho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606703
Ganbatte, Alp-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
She's got a really stubby tail for such a big girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606710
Fuck off, /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606708
Don't you think they're a little too huge? Looks like she would struggle to do normal stuff like drive a car or walk through a doorway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606721
Its ok ill piggyback her where ever she needs to go. Just rest them on my head. You aren't wrong but she can't help it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Big sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
>tfw love my bapho the way she is
>sometimes imagine fucking her under the effects of temporary potions to make her look like a milf
>this happens
Nav's appealing to my guilty fetishes.
>>19606691
In what way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Just imagine how smug she'd be while you cum between her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606746
THere's nothing wrong with the occasional body type swapping potion anon.

[Anonymous No.]

https://pastebin.com/hqyUZJJZ

I just finished the Hellhound greentext. It got kinda lewd at the end.

Please do keep in mind that I haven't written anything in almost a year and that I'm not quite familiar with the power bottom idea.

I hope that you'll enjoy it.

Feedback is always appreciated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606746
I hate lolis. But big tits are my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606721
>like drive a car
She had magic anon, she doesn't need a car.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606778
Well I mean, this is a Shortstack isn't it? Not a Loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606786
It doesn't look like one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606788
She's got the requisite thickness. If she was an Oppai Loli she'd be twiggy except for her tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>be hero
>you manage to defeat the demon queen, but not before she succeeds in releasing an ancient evil
>"Finally, after 10,000 years I'm free to erase all of those lowly humans from the face of the Earth! The end of man will start with you, you miserable hero!"
>two years later, your pregnant wife is happily humming in the kitchen as she finishes off your anniversary cake with tons of frosting hearts
>hard to believe she once wanted to wipe out mankind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606786
Is she over the age of 17? Then its a go for my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606795
>Ancient evil Archdemon is released by an evil queen to destroy the world.
>She takes one look at you and falls in love.
What I would give to see the look of despair on that evil queen's face when her world ending ace in the hole scoops up her mortal enemy and declares love at first sight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606794
She doesn't look short at all anon that's what I'm saying, she looks like an oneesan I think that's the point.

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason tumblr has become a million times more shit than it was before now, I can't view user pages anymore even when I'm logged in on a safe mode disabling account, it just keeps redirecting to the front page. What the fuck did they do to that piece of shit website this time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606768
Good stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606797
She's over a hundred years old.

>>19606802
The perspective makes her look like a Shortstack.
Besides, wouldn't you want those tits at constant dick height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606812
Oh no my penis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606768
Well that was enjoyable, glad to see you're still alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606801
>"M-my mistress, aren't you going to destroy the world now?"
>"Silence, ant! I'm try to court my future husband! Now, my darling, would you like to live in your house, or should I have a majestic castle erected as our own personal love nest? How many children would you like me to bear for you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606801
Even better, imagine she just fucks you right there. The queen is scowling, until a soaked pair of panties just splats right onto her face and she storms off to a chorus of ecstatic moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606803
It's doing that to you too? I had to ask someone else to copy/paste the commission info to me, what the fuck's going on in their server room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
>666
Dayum the Baph was phat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
I want both her and a normal baph version to sandwich me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606757
Oh I know that, I fantasize about Sabbath potions with regular girls turning into lolis for a day all the time.
It feels more taboo the other way around though, not that my dick minds.

[Anonymous No.]

So do you think the nurarihiyon's tattoo there on her chest functions as a fancy Zipangu form of pleasure runes? I'd hope so because while I do like the tribal/demonic/corrupted look they have it's nice to have a little variety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606903
I imagine it was meant to look like a real hardass Yakuza tattoo, but KC made it decidedly feminine and non-descript to not risk any similarities to actual Yakuza tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606924
Well yeah, it probably wasn't designed that way by KC, but do you think it's possible within the rules of the setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606903
I want a tomboy smoke hobo friend. They'd be a top tier roommate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606941
>rules
The only rule is that you make your own rules. If you want it, thus it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606943
Would be ultra-brotier if she set you up with the absolute hottest of the hotties even though she was interested in another and was just friends with you. She'd keep your room just a rotating cock carasol for the exotic and 11/10 beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606943
Smoke hobos are the best. I imagine they're super chill, just stretched out on your couch, blowing away on that pipe while you both enjoy the sound of the night quietly over a glass of whiskey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607017
But what if i just want to breed the roommate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607017
I'd rather live a quiet, happy life with a bro smoke hobo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607018
>cuddling on the couch with your smoke hobo roommate after spending the last couple hours fucking like mad.
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606903
Are females that use a kiseru superior to the rest? I say yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607039
If there was a voluptuous old fox smoking one in front of me, my pants would be unable to contain my boner

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606795
what would be a good ancient evil? A good chimaera would strike me as a good 'dooms humanity' type monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607049
Old but relevant.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68578099

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys cope with not being able to actually dick monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607074
Fapping to them as often as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607048
Who can stand against an ara ara, curvy monster girl that smokes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607074
Fap in the hope that some of that spirit energy makes it over to my waifu in the monster world

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607049
A Ryu that has been chained up with a vibrator against her reverse scale for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607086
Not me, especially when she blows the smoke in my face and it turns out that it's a kind of inhaled aphrodisiac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607098
All while looking at you as if she were mentally undressing you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607086
My Nureonago wife is drug free! She even blushes when offered a small cup of sake! Pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607086
You had me until smokes, smoking is disgusting in everyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607117
Would be cute if a young pure Nureonago was taken in by an ancient, sultry smoking fox CC. That'd be quite the juxtaposition.
>"You have to make him beg for you, darling, make his whole life ~ache~ for your touch- then you wrap him around your finger, and he'll do ~anything~ you ask, fufufu~"
>"I-I'd rather just make him tea and ask how his day went though!"

[Anonymous No.]

My waifu doesn't have a consistent size, so her wardrobe consists of silk ribbons, which are wrapped around her body in place of clothing.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the unshakable urge to impregnate my momster and her sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606903
>no Loli nurarihyon neighbor who keeps bringing her classmates over to your house to ‘study’

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
Hot girls, disgusting setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
MG wincest is fucking patrician. One day i'll get around to writing that idea I had.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
Being the human meat in that elf sandwich would be amazing.

>>19607155
That redhead deserved better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
That's a responsible, straight A sonnu/nephu
Give them competitive baby bumps

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607126
Only the biggest cake connoisseurs like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607148
>neighbor
You mean step sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607167
>Only the biggest cake connoisseurs like it.
I love cakes and smokers are nasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607168
That is even better anon. Bonus points if whenever she doesn’t bring any of her friends home you find her masturbating on your bed while moaning your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607167
Don't ever doubt my love for cakes, milfs, oneesans, and everything ara ara, they are the very best but smoking is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607049
If you want to go for maximum destructive power, yeah, I think chimaeras are your best bet. With the possible exception of lilims (because that's kind of up in the air) they're definitely the strongest.
Other nominations: All dragon types, Echidna and a feral bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607184
How about vape?
Not the pretentious faggot vaping.
the old style

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607174
>>19607184
It's part of their character as melancholic females, damn it. Don't make me hit the desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607195
Vaping is also nasty fag shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607165
I would, but it would have been my momster's fault
>elf momster notices the big bulge in your pants after she bent over in front of you
>decides to take responsibility and give you some relief
>but after a few loads down her throat, between her tits, and in her pussy, you're still hard as a metal rod
>she calls her dark elf sister for back up, but even she can't get your dick to calm down by herself
>it takes a combined effort to wring twelve more loads out of you before you finally go soft, and by then they've been thoroughly bred
>you wake up in the morning to a heart-pupiled momster and auntster making you breakfast in naked aprons

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607206
>Don't make me hit the desk.
You should hit your head against several desks, maybe then it'll fix your shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607186
>Ancient Evil Black Dragon who may or may not have caused the Apocalypse of the Automaton era awakens
>She was always female, but was pretty much a wretched wicked thing in all previous eras that terrified men at the sight
>However, waking up in the era of the Succubus Demon Lord, she finds that when she lands in the middle of a hapless, soon-to-be-burnt village, the men aren't running away
>In fact, she feels a heavy amount of gazes on her backside wherever she turns
>Just what the hell is this body's effect on mortal men?
>And why does it make her feel sooo damn GOOD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607195
>the old style
Isn't that just vaping but not acting like a vegan about it?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607218
So no waving knives around and talking about wanting to kill children then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607211
Shh, people with no taste have nothing to say in this conversation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607226
The fuck kind of vegans have you been talking to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607212
>on her backside wherever she turns
are they looking at her big meaty tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607212
>She hears a new murmured name across the land at her mention
>One she does not understand
>"The Thicc Death"
>These troublesome humans and their damn ever-changing languages!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607255
Certainly that, as it is quite aesthetically pleasing in her new form.
Moreso, what's just below where it's attached.
Girl's got an ass that'd crush bone(ers) and grind walls to dust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607244
Smoking pipes are classy. Kiseru's are pretty nice

t. pipe smoker

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607250
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sK07KRq_LU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
These girls deserved so much better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607224
Is she from a mobage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607276
edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607224
Spooky but cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607143
Got a source for that image uncensored? Iqdb and google aren’t giving me anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607333
I got it from here, so I can't help you. Have another elf as an apology

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607342
I want to ruin my elf concubine's figure on purpose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607072
I want to breed that chimaera.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607333
https://i.imgur.com/jllVS9r.jpg

Here ya go. I made the censor, so I still have the original around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607345
I want to mold my sticc elf concubine into a voluptuous fertility goddess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607342
>I just don't know what my Momster is trying to tell me with this pic she sent me for Christmas...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607342
God I want to fuck this elf so hard she can barely make that smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607370
>That BIG brown ass
>That waiting pussy
>That luscious hair
>Those perky tits
>Those juicy lips
>Those nibbleable ears
>Those coy wanting eyes
She's seriously one of my favorite designs ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607342
How do i convince my thicc elf momster to sit on my face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607392
Increase her fertility by giving her plenty of daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607392
Tell her you have a fever and suggest she sit on your face so you feel better.
>her smile gets wide and wiggly like a Shoggoth's
>"Why~ That sounds like... like just a PERFECT idea sweetie!"
>She lovingly tears her skirt off and straddles your head as you lay in bed
And then come the moans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607362
>she captions it with "Breed my sopping wet pussy, baby~ Make me a mommy again~"
>Hmmmm, I just don't understand what she's trying to say
>>19607392
Depends on what kind of momster she is. If she's the flirty kind, she might make you work for it. However, if she's the doting kind, all you have to do is ask and she'll gladly plant that luscious ass on your face

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607387
The artist is just too good. I can just imagine starting to fuck her while she keeps on teasing with that smile and then slowly getting lost in pleasure, moaning and panting more with each minute that goes by.

[Anonymous No.]

How are slimes supposed to nab husbands?
What kind of jobber loses to gelatin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
Lvl. 1 Heroes who underestimate their strength in numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
Sometimes Dark and Metal slimes decide to nab some careless adventurers for their less advantaged sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
Some people feel bad for them and get a bit too close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
Men who are shitty get thrown into the slime pit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607523
How do I get into the spike pit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
its better to just have the best slime and waifu appear at your door

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607355
Much obliged.

[Anonymous No.]

>sitting in class, everyone is doing work
>it's hard to tear you eyes away from the rack on the monster girl sitting next to you since it's stretching her button-up shirt and giving you a glimpse of her bra through the gaps
>then you hear a snap, followed by her saying "oh no"
>after another snap, the clasp on her bra breaks and now her shirt is strained to its absolute limits as her massive breasts are given some a little more freedom
>the gaps between buttons are now wide open, giving you a glorious view of her cleavage
Busty monsters must have it rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607552
Even rougher when they hear the pencils snap in the hands of every male classmate with a view.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607558
I wonder how she would react if she heard something thud against the bottom of anon's desk

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore acupuncture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607581
I'd make an appointment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607581
I want to go to a monster girl acupuncture or other health office with serious concerns regarding my back.
Those girls thought they were just going to stick 'em and lick 'em, but it turns out they're suddenly tasked with helping my agonizing back pain!
Please oh god i'll never slouch again just make it stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607595
Sounds like you need some opiates!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607131
I need a Nureonago like that. Especially if she’s doing the >_<‘ face

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607644
>>_<

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>>19607644

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>>19607595
It's fun getting old, isn't it?
I sprained my back because I slept wrong and it was nearly a week before I could even stand up straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607649
Shogg a cute.

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>>19607595
>>19607657
>tfw planar fascia in both heels, developed one month apart from each other
I'm ready, thicc-ass Wisp-chan. Cross me over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607660
shogs are life

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, join your nerd wife in some nice, holsome bonding.
Like miniature building or vidya games.
Just no MMORPGS, she does have a job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607649
>Mastah, please don't -HIC- use draino -HIC- on the sink anymore! -HIC-It doesn't need it! -HIC-

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607595
>>19607657
I really want a full body tail massage to work whatever this pain is out of my back.

9-5 in an office chair, even a decent one messes up your back after awhile. I want to make the switch to a standing desk, but I think the damage is done.

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>>19607679
>"Eeheheh, as punishment for standing too much at work in life, I'll sit on you for the rest of your eternal death~!"
>"Thank you so much"
>"Aww~ Ehehehe..."
And then Anon was sat on by his cute blue wife.

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>>19607695
>holsome
Nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607709
Yes please god please
I want her ass to be obscene. Full /d/ tier. It will be my new pillows and facemask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607709
I’d take her without even dying!

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>>19607750
Good man. She'd twirl her drills in her fingers and sigh and squeak and moan as you eat out her tremendous bed-bending booty.
>>19607758
Would you put up with her sometimes comically trying to nonchalantly brutally murder you in over-the-top ways? You'd always survive or easily avoid it, but it would be endearing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607709
Wisps are perfect for thigh worship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607763
Yep, it would be well worth it!
That being said, if she’s like that other guys I’ll probably see her ass long before she tries something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607763
Anon you're doin things to me.
>>19607771
You're goddamn right. I'd be her thigh and ass slave on a heavy metal chain made to lick up all her sweat and pussy juice. All while she haughtily 'ahuhuhu's.

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>>19607773
Only if that's how you like her Anon. She's been stalking you for years and years and seancing herself up to your perfect ideal bodytype- then going even further just to make sure she's perfect for you, just in case, just a little bit further you know, just a bit more, just to make sure you never leave her
>Her humongous ass is clearly visible as she hides behind a curtain with a big butcher knife
>You smile and shake your head as you prepare her some breakfast and dodge the knife hurtling through the air
>"Mornin, blueberry."
>"Aaah~ Good morning my sweet eternal love forever and ever~ Eheheh, how did you see me?"

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>>19606666
This kills the bapho

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>>19607811
She looks like she's doing okay to me.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a shog to pull me close and lean back as her lower half forms a seat for herself and a cushion for my knees so i'm at height with her delicious blueberry pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

It's your Demon Butler's day off, and you've bumped into each other in town!

Say something to her, she's not working, so you can be informal and hang out!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607867
I'd ask if she wants to go see a movie.

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>"Anon, sweetie, I heard from your teacher that you got a D in Sex Ed. I'm disappointed, but that just means I'll get to teach you personally."
>your momster starts taking off her panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607867
>"You want to sign a short contract?"

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>>19607867
>"You look very bangable- I mean, breedable- I mean, I want to fuck you- I mean, hello!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607876
I don't think you can get a failing grade in Sex Ed, anon.

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>>19607867
God damn what a gorgeous girl with refined handsome sensibilities.
Anyway, I'd offer to buy her a drink and insist its 'completely casual' if she protests that I'm her boss.
Girl like her probably can appreciate a fine nuanced whiskey.

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>>19607867
"What the fuck don't your pants line up with your crotch?"

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>>19607867
>Ask if she'd like to go to the bar
>She smirks and agrees as she was already on the way there
>Turns out she likes playing snooker on her day off
>Cheekily asks if you'd like to play a round
Do you flirt and try and put a wager on it that will get you a second date? Or turn down the offer and enjoy the view as she bends and leans around the table making shots?

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>>19607907
inb4 called ESL for a typo made as a result of only partially rewriting my post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607867
Demon Butler is way too sexy to be single, she'd never date me even if I am her boss

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607893
Show what you know
>Haku teacher has her hand over her face
>"One last time, Anon: In order to make a baby, where does the penis go."
>Anon points to a picture of an elbow
>Haku teacher hasn't had this much of a migraine since she tried to convince an Alice that you don't get pregnant by holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607913
Maybe Haku-sensei needs to show anon a more direct method.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607935
She needs a permission slip from his momster to make sure she hasn't claimed him already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607943
I was gonna say just give him a porno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607876
>He got a D in SexEd
Open the Champagne! An Alp is going to be born!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607955
Eat shit alpfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607948
>he gives it back
>"Sorry, sensei, I'm not really into wrestling."
>haku-sensei is going to start drinking after this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607913
>tried to convince an Alice that you don't get pregnant by holding hands
Thats so cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607959
Fuck it, stick him in a room with the Minotaur delinquent and let him learn the hard way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607876
Why the fuck was she wearing any to begin with?

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>>19607961
>"But I got pregnant Miss Haku Taco, and all I ever did was hold my onii-chan's hand!"
>Cut to Alice getting mating pressed by her onii-chan, overflowing with semen as she ahegaos
>Teacher sighs knowing anything she tries to describe won't make any sense to the girl due to Alice gimmick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607963
Wearing panties can sometimes be more sexy than not wearing any

[Anonymous No.]

Would you plow this dragon? I mean, look at her. She's clearly in the perfect position for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607980
I don't trust this dragon

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>>19607986
Isn't she some kind of tricky merchant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607986
What do you mean, Anon? Just look at how open and inviting her cleavage is. She's very trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607980
way too fat chest and thighs for me to be attracted

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607991
No that's Anna. Nah is different.

>>19607997
But her name is Nah. That means she can't be trusted!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608009
That's Tiki, dumdum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608019
Dragons are all the same, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607968
You're thinking of bras.
Bra on, panties off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608023
Bra off, panties on is the one true path, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608023
what you need is skirt with panties pulled aside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607991
You're thinking of this happy merchant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607986
>>19607991
She's good stock. Likes to use pet names. The worst you'll have to put up with is that she's a bit of a sleepyhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608049
But she's a scary dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608033
Sweater or XL shirt, no panties.

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>>19608050
She's a divine dragon. That's like being courted by an Inari or a Ryu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608059
Are you including the godly nothing-but-a-dress-shirt look in that list as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608062
Why would something like a divine dragon want anything to do with a loser like me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608059
XL sweater and socks

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>>19608073
I'm not quite sure what you mean by "dress shirt."
Most of what comes to mind for me with that term is men's clothing.

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>>19608088
It is exactly that. The setup kind of invokes the feeling of the morning after and shows a lot of leg and a lot of cleavage if not buttoned all the way.

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>>19607552
>Houri teacher assigns seats to students
>It's more like she's playing matchmaker
>You get sat next to the tall gyaru Succubus
>She's too big for her uniform that barely covers anything
>On top of that she visibly isn't wearing a bra and you can see her string panties
>Being so close to her your nostrils get filled with her arousing female scent
>She's drawing something on her notes
>It's stick figures doing lewd things next to a heart that says "Anon + Me forever"
Boys have it rough too

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>>19608104
Well, apparently the world has much more informal dress shirts than I do, because those things are stiff and generally unsexy.
Certainly not something you'd wear casually, anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

If a monster girl gives birth to eggs, does she becomes a MILF until they hatch or since shes got the eggs?

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>>19608107
Fuck, I would confess to her as soon as class was over. Gyarus are great already, but make her that cute and I won't be able to hold back.

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>>19608107
>Boys have it rough too
Not yet, they don't. Just ask that poor boy in the red shirt next to the profusely sweating minotaur.

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>>19608059
Hmm yes

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>>19608107
>Get sat next to a scary Oni Delinquent.
>"Err, hi, my name's Anon."
>'Tch... Whatever.'
>For the rest of the lesson you don't talk to each other.
>It's only right at the end when she speaks.
>'N-Nice to meet you Anon.'

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>>19608119
>seesomethinyoulike
I sure do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608073
>>19608104
Aw yeah. The best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608107
Muh heart.
>>19608116
Anon, you're gonna make her faint if you answer her dreams that quickly!
>She hyperventilates, causing her huge tits to swell and strain against her shirt with her breathing
>"Hooomy... ohmygawsh... like... y-y... yes!"
>And then she collapses on the floor, blissfully unconscious
Take responsibility!

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>>19608129
Fox: Now in Caramel flavor!

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>>19608129
>...small.png
Ain't nothin' small in that image, and I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608104
I appreciate its versatility on both small, lithe figures and buxom beauties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608131
>Take responsibility!
Read "take her to the nurse's office and dick her until she wakes up. And after."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608131
I would. I'd scoop her up and princess carry her to the nurses office to recover. I'll even hold her hand until she wakes up

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>>19608107
>get sat next to studious Tentacle-chan
>She stifles an 'eep!' at being sat next to a boy, but hastily waves and buries her head in her book
>You can't help but think of how cute she is
>By the end of the class, you look down to see some of her appendages have unconsciously snuck into your pants and are delicately fondling your balls
>And the underside of her desk is especially wet and puddled as all of her entrances are sopping wet
>You notice she's not turned a page of her book since class started either, so she isn't reading
>As a onahole-tentacle starts sliding down your dick, you see the drool line running out of the side of her mouth

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>>19608139
A man of taste. The thing about them is that no matter what, they're cute and emphasize legs. Those are two attributes cute girls of any build can use to shine.

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>>19608121
These posts make me want for a mge series in the vein of Tsurezure children with sex scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608153
What about big, open front hoodies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608168
Whats the point of zipping a jacket up if you quit at the beginning?

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>>19608168
>tfw no Goth Lich roommate.

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>>19608170
To cover one's cooch

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>>19608121
What's extra cute, even if you wouldn't see it cause you weren't paying attention, is how often she glances over at you from her usual position of looking out the window in boredom.
She'd blow her bubblegum, grumble under her breath, but couldn't help but look back over to check you out again, going over your whole body with her eyes.
She'd silently scold herself with a 'dammit! Knock it off, dumbass...' under her breath, but would still find her usual thoughts of beating up strangers and bumming around with her gang being interrupted by the thought of you soothing her muscles with warm oils and massaging her back with lavender scented bodywash and... dammit!
>"Knock it off already!!!"
>The whole class looks at her after her random outburst
>"...Uh... K-knock off this shitty history lesson already! D-don't you know no one cares about this crap, teach?!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608174
>tfw no big titty goth Lich gf

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>>19608177
Considering its a lich that makes sense. Since according to most lich fanart, they must cover their crotches to anyone besides their husbands.

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>>19608180
>tfw no big titty goth Lich cuddleslut wife

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>>19608168
I don't like them as much, but I understand the appeal.

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>>19608176
This makes the houri cry. That's an easy way to make oneself feel like a monster. The bad kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608184
I want to mating press my Lich lab partner after one too many snide comments.

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>>19608107
Depending on how good she is at matchmaking her classroom might become some kind of urban legend. If her classroom only ever started with singles and ended with couples she might be kind of a celebrity in the neighborhood.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to bully the shit out of a shortstack alp's womb with my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>All of this lich talk
Today is going to be a good day.
Apparently one of the artist I tried commissioning a while ago just got back to me about them opening slots soon, but they were going to take mine before the slots are opened publicly. Fullneloson lich pic soon.

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>>19608213
I want to heavily criticize my lich's work until she cries!

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>>19608234
>Implying she won't take them with her normal, stoic, attitude
>Implying she won't then go to the kitchen and get a large bowl of ice cream
>Implying she won't get under a blanket eating it and trying not to cry while you can't see her

[Anonymous No.]

Dumb girls are cute!

I want to comfort a dumb mouse after she takes all her finals and gets sub-thirty on every test!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608264
Dumb girls are SUPER cute.
I want a lot of them.
How much is a lot?
Who knows!

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>>19608231
She better be completely stone faced.

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>>19608174
>Need to talk to Lich Roommate.
>The first day she settled in, she made her own pocket dimension. Entered by lying flat on her bed.
>Do so.
>Wind up surrounded by a swirling vortex of souls. the only light is offered by a pale moon. You feel lethargic and drained as you pull yourself up.
>Follow a trail of skulls with candles on them, along with lecture notes and ancient tomes.
>Find her commanding lost souls like an orchestra, making them fly and glide in controlled flows towards strange equipment.
>'Anon. I told you not to ever cross into my domain.'
>Stammer and ask if she's seen your Necromancy 101 textbook.
>'Ah. That. Yes I required it for a brief moment. My apologies.'
>The Textbook flies out of the darkness and slams into your chest.
>'It was amusing to see such novice-level spells again. Farewell Anon.'
>And just like that you find yourself back in your room.
>You really wish she wouldn't drag your possessions into some kind of horrible death realm.

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>>19608264
Maybe if you werent fucking her 24/7 she would still have a brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608267
>ywn repeatedly try and fail to tutor a pack of mice who have never gotten a grade above D their entire lives
>ywn be fucked silly by them as thanks for not giving up on them when everyone else did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608275
Honestly the thought of ruining your girlfriends GPA by getting her completely hooked on fucking you is kinda nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608279
>"Alright girls, now what grade do you want to shoot for?"
>"D!"
>"I want D!"
>"Gimme D! Gimme D!"
>"Anon gives the best Ds!"
>"Lots and lots of D from Anon!"
>Sigh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608313
Anon is gonna have to work real hard to care for those cute, dumb, and soon to be pregnant mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608270
I'm getting one variation. One where she's she doesn't show any expression, and one "broken phylactery" version.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608275
>>19608300
>Mice girlfriend studies hard and finally learns all the formulas for her upcoming math finals
>You come in the day prior to the test and fuck her silly all night long
>The only thing she can calculate now are the odds you got her pregnant from cumming inside so much

[Anonymous No.]

I like hulking-sized muscle monstergirls that don't take shit from anyone in any form except for their husband even though they could easily crush him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608335
>"Husband is tiny and I could crush him easily if I ever wanted to"
>"That's why I must love him gently and with care"
I bet really strong monster girls are the once who are the most careful about their husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608320
This might be the second piece of broken philactery Lich art ever then
The only one we currently have is a bonus picture from MGE2

>>19608335
>Police officers tell her to take another street because they blocked this one
>She lifts one of them up by the collar and threatens him with a terrifying voice
>You can tell that she's about to fist fight them if they don't let you pass
>You quietly tell her that you don't mind taking another street
>She drops him down and hugs you
>She goes on with a cute girly voice about how kind and lovely you are
>You leave with her wrapped around your arm while the officers wonder what just happened

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608358
>This might be the second piece of broken philactery Lich art ever then
Well I do, technically, have a sketch for another commission where I have a broken phylactery version. But I haven't posted it anywhere, so I guess you're still right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608354
Yep.
So even when your fight or flight instinct is heavily pinging on your brain when she crouches down in what looks like a predatory stance right in front of you on the bed, you can feel safe just relaxing as she gently mewls and timidly sucks your cock with utmost gentle lovingness.
Just ignore when she starts getting into it and her hands go on the bedframe behind you to support her movement, easily snapping it like toothpicks in under a second.
>>19608358
>Once on a picnic, the tree you were under shook in the wind and dropped a walnut right onto your forehead
>She furiously shot up, squatted down, and tore the medium sized tree right out of the ground before flinging it halfway across the park, steam fuming from her nostrils and veins bulging on her biceps as she aggro'd internally
>You gingerly placed a hand on her back though, and she seemed to cool like a hot pan thrown in water, slumping back and smothering you (gently) in a big hug on the ground
I'm feeling this with a freakishly big Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608380
Getting angry at inanimate object/plants is a bit too much
I'd love a Minotaur who'd make a group of thugs cry, kneel and apologize because one of them dared to whistle at her
She'd let you whistle at her and slap her ass in public all you want though

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>>19608407
That's the ticket. The nearest sign of someone making eyes at her and she puts the fear of god in em, but on a dime will turn and fawn over her boyfriend doing whatever objectifying, typically humiliating thing to her without anything more than a wistful happy sigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608441
Imagine fondling her breasts, forcefully kissing her and calling her fuck cattle while she moans shamefully
Then 5 minutes later she's sending a poor bloke to the emergency room because he stared at her slightly too long

[Anonymous No.]

Wife picture!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608686
>#1 Alchemist
Does she turn semen into babies?
More seriously what a beauty. This type of haircut is severely underrated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608686
Nice wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608686
Cute lich! Artist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608697
We're trying!
>>19608698
Cute wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608722
https://twitter.com/EzzyEcchi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608736
Oh, sweet. Was just looking for a place to get my first commission. This guy looks promising, thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608313
>"Remember girls, C is for cock."
>C!"
>"Cock! Cock, cock cock!"
Well, it's an improvement. B is for baby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608765
>Mice girlfriends eventually get their grades up due to anon’s effort
>Not exactly 4.0 average, but they can get Cs if they study for a few hours. The first Cs those girls ever got their entire lives.
>When their teach’ asks how they finally managed to pull through and make some decent marks they all just look towards anon.
>Anyone who didn’t get above an F wasn’t getting dicked until next semester.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608724
Definitely cute. If I was to guess from her appearance and the mug she's really into converting dangerous and harmful substances into pleasurable and harmless ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608765
And A is for Anal right? That will teach those nerdy mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605810
What're your thoughts on the Demon Lord's Husband? 'Cause I'd say he might aswell deserve or earn some praise and respect for the fact he helped his lovely Succubus Queen waifu be the successful Demon Lord that has turned all of Demon-kind and Monster-kind into loving and cutey girls that love huma men.

Also what do you think the Demon Lord's Husband looks like? His looks, his armor which is surely something that looks like is worn by an "evil dark overlord" but the DL's Hubby is very much a typically good looking and attractive male anime character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608863
I just assumed he'd just be one of us, considering he's on board with all of what she's doing. He probably moderates /hbg/ or something too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608857
>Being pounded anally is on a higher level than being impregnated
Those dumb lewd rats!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608863
The DL's husband is just KC. He's just so powerful he can manifest a physical body in our dimension and writes MGE to get people used to or even interested in monster girls so things go a lot smoother when the portals finally open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608879
Yeah, A clearly stands for Alway pregnant with as many daughters as possible

[Anonymous No.]

We all know about the smug squad and how they love to tease, but what about other monstergirls?

How would a Holstaur go about teasing her husband? Or a Lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609162
I want to break the smug squad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608273
Does she plan on how to court her roommate in her dimension?

[Anonymous No.]

Choose your mouse wife.
Common mouse:
Extremely fertile
6 month gestation period
Litter size between 3 and 8

Southern mouse:
Dangerously fertile
3 month gestation period
Litter size between 1 and 3

Northern mouse:
Highly fertile
9 month gestation period
Litter size between 6 and 12

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609162
All my Holstaur wife would have to do to tease me, at least initially, would be force me to maintain eye contact while she smiles and eventually says 'I love you'.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609206
I'll take one shortstack common mouse, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609206
3.
Give me the mice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609206
Im perfectly okay with the facts about the northern mouse. I'm not sure if she is though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609206
Tubby northern mouse with massive hips and a killer ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609231
>"Tch, you got a lot of nerve, you know that? Making me carry twelve of these bitches for nine months. I'm gonna get so heavy, you prick... They better be cute, bastard~"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609218
It is said that the rougher the sex with a shortstack mouse is, the higher the chances of there getting pregnant.

>>19609231
>>19609242
>Delinquent mouse not so tough after being impregnated with 12 daughters

[Anonymous No.]

I want a gyaru Kiki maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
Would she call you boss instead of master?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
I'd enjoy one, if only because she's be more open to my fetishes than a normal kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609284
>Delinquent mouse not so tough after being impregnated with 12 daughters
Maybe she'll stop snorting Parmesan cheese off me once she gives birth and becomes a good mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
Muh nig. Gyaru kikis are better than normal kikis, and I need the portals to open right now so I can get one already.
>>19609298
She might call you Daddy if you're into that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
>Sit down to eat dinner
>Gyaru maid sits on the other side, swirling her tongue around, making suggestive hand gestures

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609308
How would she respond once the kids are in high school and she finds a dime bag of mozzarella hidden in one of their dresser drawers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609345
>Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
Hardworking gyaru or lazy gyaru?
I want my lazy gyaru Kiki to tell me something along the lines of:
>"Boss you need to, like, be less dirty, like you know?"
That's when you're supposed to show her just how filthy you can be

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609357
I bet 'lazy' for a kiki is a clean home without the sparkles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609346
No, bad mother. She needs to teach her daughters that mozzarella is a gateway cheese to harder cheeses like Gouda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609295
>Insists on lazing on the couch with a really short skirt
>Constantly flashes you with colourful panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609360
That's what I was thinking too
The home would be clean and she'd cook delicious meals but without ever going the extra mile, she'd also complain whenever you made her job harder

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609357
Hardworking, but makes you think she's lazy. She's always laying around, watching tv, eating snacks, and trying to seduce you, but the house is never dirty, messes get cleaned up when you aren't looking, and laundry pops up clean and pressed without you even hearing the machine running.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609206
I’d have to go with common mouse. I like the idea of mice being able to pump out babies a bit faster than normal girls but three months is a little much. Also, I’d want all my mouse wives to look like >>19609231 . Trashy girls are the best! Especially if you get husbando’d by them while they are high off their butts and all their self control and patience has been thrown out the window. Even better if they are the kinda girls who’d fill you full of pills and drugs, rape you till your unconscious, rape your unconscious body, and then cry a little bit once morning hits and they found out you stayed.

[Anonymous No.]

>your gyaru kiki classmate decides to move in with you as your live-in maid
>the next morning she tells you that she didn't tell her parents she was gonna live with you and asks you to come meet her family
>when you get there, her dad answers the door
>"Oh, hey honey. We were waiting for you to come back. Is this the boy? Looks like a good kid. Your mom is in the kitchen."
>before the two of you even get to kitchen, you can hear loud sobbing from her mother
>"I- hic- I tried so hard to raise her to be a proper maid, but sh-she just wanted to wear those trashy clothes instead of the nice uniform is made for her. Waaaaaaah! I'm sorry, Master! I failed to raise your daughter properly and now she'll never find a-"
>she stops crying long enough to see the two of you standing there
>she looks at her daughter, glances at you for a few seconds, then back to her daughter
>"Chill out, Mom. This guy is, like, my Master."
>her mom start bawling again, but this time they are tears of joy as she hugs her daughter close

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608863
>asks a long winded question about the DLs husband while posting an off-topic image
Of course it wasn't Fire Emblem shit this time, but what is this guys obsession?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608863
>>19608874
>>19608885
Well to answer that question seriously...

Maybe before the Demon Lord's Husband met the current Demon Lord, he was of course a revered hero of The Order blessed with holy divine powers thanks to the Chief Goddess. And maybe the Demon Lord's Husband used to be a great and leet swordsman before he met the Current Demon Lord. But after meeting the Current Demon Lord and sticking on her side, the Demon Lord taught and trained the Fallen Hero Husbando in magic and now the Demon Lord's Husband is a great magic knight/spellsword. He is a peerless warrior in one hand and in the other hand he's a peerless spellcaster too thanks to the Demon Lord.

And last, I'd like to imagine The Demon Lord's Husband looks like, or atleast has the same type of armor and appearance or aesthics as pic related, Leo from Fire Emblem Fates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608863
>>19609541
You can stop now, preferably forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609385
Mice should be the ones who get drugged and raped. I want to make a drugged up mouse feel so good that she cums with every thrust.
They'll still get their emotional moment in the morning when they find out that you stayed with them instead of dumping their unconscious body outside and taking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609550
Don't forget to tie them up too. Bondage is an important part of the process. You can use her as a twitching daki after you stuff her body with as much cum as she can physically hold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609550
>>19609556
Mouse thieves are for capturing and making into maids!
Assuming they’re unmarried.

They’re perfect for experiments too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19606666
Here's hoping nav completes the group with a busty witch

I need one of each, fun sized, with growth potions at the ready...for research

[Anonymous No.]

>You seem to have forgotten your umbrella. Care to share mine?
Your Umbrella Ghost childhood friend looks sincere enough, although you're pretty sure your umbrella is around here somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609605
Shocking truth, the real reason why baphos typically have flat chests is because they’re all weak to milking motions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605810
>*meanwhile in a Order extremist gathering*

>background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fcJme59E5A

"Welcome! Welcome my brothers! Gather around, and let me have a little chat with you my dear crusaders. So sit down and be at ease."

>various Red Order warriors take their seats comfortably as the well dressed man with red and a cape stands up to give his speech

"How are you all today my dear crusaders of the Gods?"

"We are all fine oh wise Zealot Hector Weston." Some of the Red Warriors replied simultaneously.

"Good to know oh righteously enraged crusaders. I'm aware we are all still in a rather pitiful and pathetic stalemate against the monstergirls. Those wretched, hellspawn abominations of the Demon Lord continue ravage our lands; OUR LANDS, the rightful lands and the whole world that rightfully and truly belongs to humanity. Not for the demi-humans, not for the elves, not for the dwarves, not for those wretched fairies and definitely not for those monstergirls and demons! This world belongs to no one, and I mean no one but the human race!!! For the gods; especially the Chief Goddess, has created this us to be the rulers of this whole world! Am a right brothers!?"

"YEAH!"
>the various Red Crusaders clink and clank their tankards on the table in agreement with Zealot Hector Weston

"Indeed right!? But that does not seem to be the case as now isn't it!? AND ALL THANKS TO THE MONSTERGIRLS; THOSE UNHOLY SERVANTS AND SOLDIERS OF THE DEMON LORD COVET AND TAKE AWAY OUR RIGHTFUL LANDS FROM HUMANITY! BUT ISN'T ENOUGH FOR THEM, THEY STEAL OUR MEN, OUR BOYS, SONS, FATHERS, BROTHERS! AND THEY TURN SUCH FELLOW MEN INTO WHORES AND HARLOTS TO WORSHIP THE DEMON LORD AND LOVE ANY AND ALL THAT ISN'T HUMAN!!!"

"YEAH! YEAH YEAH!"
>the various Red Crusaders cheer at the rant of the Zealot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609617
Kurovah is the bees knees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609605
Motorboating a familiar while getting a combo naizuri and buttjob from a bapho and witch..

...or any other combination of the girls big and small!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609645
>The Zealot continues his loud mouthed sermons

"BUT IT DOESN'T END THERE! FOR THERE ALSO OTHER NON-HUMAN FILTH! THE ELVES, THE DWARVES. THE TROLLS, THE HALFLINGS!!! THEY DO NOT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! IT IS NOT ENOUGH THEY ARE DRIVEN OF OUR CONTINENT, WE MUST KILL THEM ALL!!!"

"YES! YES! YES!"
>the various Red Crusaders bang their fists on the tables and stomp their feet in agreement with the Zealot's ranting sermon

"AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED WITH THE FAIRIES! THEN AGAIN, WE CAN ALL AGREE THE FAIRIES LITERALLY DO NOT BELONG TO THIS WORLD THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO HUMANS! WHATEVER DIMENSION THEY CAME, WE WILL DRIVE THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM! AND IF IT HELPS EXHILARATE YOU O' RIGHTEOUS CRUSADERS, GRAND ZEALOT CYRUS HAS MADE IT AN ENCOURAGED LAW TO GATHER AS MANY FAIRY WINGS AS YOU CAN CARRY ONCE WE INITIATE A PROPER CRUSADE AGAINST THEM!!!"

>The various Red Crusaders and other Red Order members around start laughing and chuckling at that, to which Zealot Hector also shared a chuckle with his Red Order comrades.

"Oh that is right, for according to Grand Zealot Cyrus himself; The Chief Goddess spoke to him directly once again, just like the many times she has done previously. And told the Grand Zealot that for every fairy's wing clipped, help bolster her recovery of strength. The process of the Chief Goddess' strength and power recovering will take a very long time; years even, but as the Chief Goddess said to Grand Zealot Cyrus: It will help with the her recovery and puts a smile to her face!

[Anonymous No.]

Who in the seven hells is this guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609656

"...As for the other non-humans; the elves, dwarves, the trolls, the halflings. Like I said, we will kill them all in crusade fueled by our righteous fury and rage! We will burn down all the elven forests and demolish their cities and their shrines to their gods! We will crush the dwarves and halflings with humanity's superior height, the dwarves though are facing extinction though since male 'incubus' birthrates among dwarves and monstergirls are very rare. So we will put the dwarven race out if it's misery."

>Zealot Hector takes a sip from his nearby chalice

"But alas it isn't just the monstergirls, the non-humans and other various heathens and heretics that stop us from achieving our goal of glorifying and fulfilling the word of the Chief Goddess. But it is our old and former brothers and comrades of The Order."

>Some of the various Red Crusaders start looking down, are looking ashamed or are suddenly look sad, as if being guilty or ashamed of something as the Zealot continues his sermon

"Now, now there dear crusaders. I understand and know the reason why some of you are acting fidgety the moment I mentioned The Order. Because some of you are reminiscing and remembering some of the good times and memories we all had with our old comrades of The Order. Remembering the times of camaraderie and friendship that we all shared with our former comrades and friends back at The Order, moment I mentioned their name for I too also had a sweetheart back there... Until she and I had a disagreement in which she believe we must co-exist with non-humans and the monstergirls. I lost her as dear sweetheart and as friend that day, and she is now my enemy just because I along with other people; you dear crusaders, are simply adhering to the Chief God's will and word!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609645
>>19609656
>>19609662
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609645
> Literally /tg/
Just ignore this, please
I can't figure out how to categorize this for a report

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609662
>Zealot Hector takes a quick sip from his chalice as he continues

"The time of holding onto the dear memories of our old friends and comrades of The Order is over. For we are the ones who are THE TRUE ORDER! We The Red Order are the ones who are truly following the will the gods, all while The Order calls us heretics for 'twisting and corrupting' the words and teachings of the gods and also for 'putting it out of context.' They are fools, all of them! The Old Order is just as worse as the monstergirls and the Demon Lord they worship!

The High Confessors Cornelius Chudwell, Cordelia Rowan, Jaroslaw Kumeiga and Sana Bozovic, along with their Inquisition have the nerve and the audacity to brand us as traitors and heretics. When they are the ones who taint and violate themselves with non-human and monstergirl filth! They have allowed both monstergirls and non-humans join the ranks and file of The Order, they even allow said monstergirls and non-humans to be even citizens dammit! And their sorry excuse of an Inquisition claims that 'not all monstergirls' are corrupt and worship or rever the Demon Lord. And that 'other monstergirls that do not worship the Demon Lord' can live off normal lives and work and co-exist side-by-side alongside humanity and the non-humans such as the elves, dwarves and even the fairies.

THAT THERE IS HERESY!!! THE OLD ORDER ARE THE ONES WHO'RE UNFAITHFUL HERETICS AND HEATHENS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR FAITH! HUMANS, NON-HUMANS AND MONSTERS SHOULD NEVER BELONG TOGETHER!!! FOR THAT IS AGAINST THE GODS' AND CHIEF GODDESS' WILL!

And they all vilify us for being so 'cruel' and 'barbaric' and 'violent' and 'borderline evil.'"

>the various Red Crusaders and other Red Order memebers around raise their voices and shout in approval with Zealot Hector

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609661
Report and hide. Side note, reports now require you to actually select a rule violation. Not sure if that's for better or worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609648
Yeah, he's one of the few artists that gives art to a the overlooked girls. Kesaran Pasaran when

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609672
It feels extremely low quality to me. But then again posts like his match multiple criteria.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609673
>Zealot Hector drank up all his drink from his chalice, placed it down and continued his tirade

"The reason why we're being 'uncivilized' and 'barbaric' is because the monster girls feed on the weak. We've been to soft, our 'modernized' lifestyles and The Order's 'reformations' makes us weak and soft. It is time to go back to our most basic and baser goals and needs, it is time to discard and throw "mercy" and 'compassion' and 'logical reasoning' out of the window because such weakling ideas made us weak.

The Chief God is weakened by the monsters and demon lord because we have not been hard, cruel and tough enough against our enemies. It is time to be merciless, cruel and hateful to our enemies and anyone who is not with us or worships the same faith as we do. It is time to be the bloodthirsty hatemongers and warmongers we are, the type of hateful and vengeful destroyers our God wants us to be.

Every other culture and ideology and any ideas and culture that promotes compassion and reasoning is what led to our downfall because it made us weak. So weak the monsters simply made everyone into sex slaves and not bother fighting! It is time to also be hateful against the impaired, the unstable and the abnormal people for they are also weak and promote weakness, defeatism and heresy. The queers and the mentally impaired shall also be exterminated just like the monsters, other heretics, and unfaithful!

Only with our raw brutal strength, vengeance and hatred. And the so called 'savagery' and 'barbarism', the labels that the unfaithful and heretics call us with, shall defeat the monsters and the Demon Lord. And the Chief God will smile upon us and bless us for our devotion and the world will be liberated by our righteous vengeance, hate and wrath!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609678
Well now it's a chain, so spamming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609576
>They’re perfect for experiments too
>Just one month after being caught stealing cheese from anon's fridge in the middle of the night, the formerly slim and plain mouse has been subjected to so many potions and whatnot that her friends might not even recognize her
>she's now a short, curvaceous bombshell with milk-heavy tits and a killer ass that begs to be spanked
>she has several tasteful pleasure runes etched across her body, the strongest being over her womb, which is currently busy growing some daughters for her Master
>she also gets the honor of testing out the thick vibrator shoved up her ass that is an exact replica of her Master's cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609680
And after we exterminate the monsters and the Demon Lord and all her followers, next we will go after the teachings of Eros and her followers! That's right, even Eros the so called goddess of love is not safe from our wrath. Her teachings of "love" and "romance" is also weakness and promotes and unfaithfulness, therefore Eros and her followers' teachings of love and romance is heresy! For in this world that the Chief God has created, only the wrath and might of the strongest and most powerful prevails. We will burn down and destroy anything that dares get i our way or does not adhere to the Chief God's will, teachings, faith and command.

The Chief God wills it oh dear crusaders! Only when we destory and kill anything and everything that is against the gods and our faith will things be back to normal. And the Chief Goddess and everything that she's built and everything that stands for her will be restored! THE CHIEF GODDESS WILLS IT!"

"THE CHIEF GODDESS WILLS IT!!!"
>Said the various Red Order people

"And now go on, go forth and continue spreading the ture word of the gods and Chief Goddess, for everything and anything that isn't human or for humanity shall be eliminated for the Chief Goddess created this world for our species and the simple animals and beasts she created."

>And thus the sermon, rants and raveings ends with the various Red Order memebers around the place giving a cheers to each other with their tankards as some walk out fo the gathering area.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a pasta, or did he actually take the time and "effort" into writing that schlock out before spamming it here.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, this would be funnier as some sort of televangelist bit.

Also, for that matter
>Televangelist Sabbath
>Curing men of their desire for big tits
>Naturally involves a feisty baphomet making outrageous gesticulations on stage in an over-the-top manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609703
>making outrageous gesticulations on stage in an over-the-top manner
Not when shitters use allcaps to present that type of dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609684
Yep!
A once limber thief turned into a milky, super stacked breeding toy!

The fate of mouse thieves that get caught!
Or all thieves really

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609703
Is she wearing an overly elaborate, too big robe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609684
Sounds like a good off-profile look.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you will never live in Kloahland
This existence is pain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609722
No, but she is wearing a full suit, which is rather comical sonce she's not even five feet tall
>Can ya feel the tity demons leavin ya?
>Can ya feel the justice flowin through ya?
>Do ya feel healed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609759
Kakuzatouland >>> Kloahland

[Anonymous No.]

Tell a hakutaku that lasagne is just spagetti flavoured cake

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609807
As long as I get to be a shota getting lewded by big, curvy women, then I'm fine with either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609684
>>19609718
With a human girl this would be a tragedic Bad end. With a mouse it's buisness as usual.

>>19609735
Slim mice are very cute and deserve love though nothing tops a shortstack when it comes to breedability and lewdness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609924
Yep.
Human thieves better be careful in monster country.

A rogue-Chan that gets caught may find herself next to those mice while the human figures out what he wants to do for his next experiment

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609759
I feel you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608686
Late but super cute and comfy looking wife. You weren't kidding when you said she was a pear body-type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608686
Cute wife
Looks like she’s built for kids too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609940
Assuming that the man who caught her is an Incubus he won't have any interest in her inferior human pussy.
The experiments would all involve toys and tools until she either corrupts or begs for the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna get caught watching contraband HumanxHuman porn by the MG Police Service!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609984
You'll be sent to the human reservation, where human males are bred. People there lead a squalid existence, bereft of soma and purpose, worshipping a pantheon of nonsensical deities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609977
Anon please.
She’s for getting addicted to having her body messed with until she actively wants it!

[Anonymous No.]

Flesh crafting is best magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609984
The officers will look at you as if you were walking garbage. Is this truly your goal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610086
Werewolves or hellhounds.
Who are best SWAT wans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610107
It's obviously big buff kobolds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609693
Better than anything your certified ''''writers'''' produce.

[Anonymous No.]

I plan to attract beetles with various fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610161
Mad that your spam was napalmed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610131
Big buff kobolds are for turning into big softbuff moms!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610161
Go back to your hole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610167
Use watermelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610169
>>19610181
I'm not that guy you troglodytes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610188
Yet you went out of your way to defend him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610184
I feel when you give beetles new or tasty fruit, they make that "oh!" noise kanna in dragon maid makes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610188
It doesn't matter, when you said "your" writers you exposed yourself as an outsider looking to stir the pot. Take a hike and get lost in the woods while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610204
Just remember to slice it for them so they don’t nibble the outside

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610161
Whats wrong with our writers then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610204
I hear it's a give-and-take kind of deal when you give beetles fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19609576
A little late, but I want a couple dozen perma-teen mice maids who, when working together, are just as efficient as a single kikimora!

[Anonymous No.]

This wock looks slightly fat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610362
Would be nice.
Sadly, I’m too much of a pervert for that and they’d pull trouble duty as maids and sex toys/wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610290
Is giving a beetle some fruit the same as giving a mouse a cookie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610370
Nothing wrong with fucking your maids till they are ahegao-ing messes on the floor anon. It's their job to satisfy you after all!

[Anonymous No.]

What is this succubutt trying to do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610401
Convince me to take her virginity, give her mine and impregnate her?

That or she wants a full body hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610383
>"If you give a beetle some fruit, she'll want to suck your dick."
Well that escalated quickly. These childrens' books for monsters are weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610401
She looks like she’s trying to get some sleep! But, where are her blankets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610400
But that won’t be the end.
I need a pudgy maid, a loli maid, a muscle maid, a maid with massive breasts and more!
They’re each getting a body type!

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the ideal harem size and why it is 4?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to vanquish a Vampires hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610523
Big enough for variet, small enough to please all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610534
I want to conquer her everything!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610534
>bandages on one arm, spiky bits on her cape, hair covering one eye
That looks like a chuuni vamp to me. If she says "The Dark Blood calls to me," while gripping her arm of covering her eye, I won't be able to keep a straight face

[Anonymous No.]

what could it mean that every new recipe my shog tries just tastes like 69?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610523
Generally, I prefer monogamy but if I had a harem I would say 2 or 3 would be as big as I would go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607148
>loli nurarihyon neighbor keeps bringing friends and classmates to you
>timid kitsune underclassman who's even younger than her
>thirsty loli demon that's immediedly enamoured by your and your cock, she tried doing it with some random shota from her class first but he wasn't interested or couldn't even get hard
>amazon tomboy with a big ass, nurarihyon tempted her to come over and try being dommed and plowed senseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610523
Anything between 3 and 10 depending on the girls involved and how big a slut the anon is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610656
>Anon
>the slut

does not compute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610633
I want to grope that Amazons rear and have the Nura joke about that simply making it bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610633
>and try being dommed and plowed senseless
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

Jabberfag got me a gift a while ago that I don't think I ever posted

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610847
You and your waifu cronies have ruined this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610900
I like all the waifufriends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610847
Cute gift, jabberfag's a good guy.
>>19610900
t. worldbuilding fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610922
Even KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610900
What did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610952
Not anymore, bud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610900
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610952
Leave poor KDF alone.

>>19610964
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610900
Kinda have to agree
They just keep posting art that other people can't even save since it always has their self-inserts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19605949
Aiko is the Dick Cheney of the demon lord's family, every family member has been shot by her, intentionally or not?

[Anonymous No.]

>Surprised Beast didn't write anything about monstergirls in EVO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610952
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610985
Self insert art is pretty damn rare, dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610534
Does that make you a vampire killer? Even if it's only a little death?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611010
All to secure a less-than-divine bloodline.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610383
Why stop at "some" fruit?
Why not give her a whole basket of fruit?
Or a whole cart of fruit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610985
Most jabberwock or gazer art doesn't have a guy in them though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610985
You can just pretend it's a random anime dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610900
“Ruined” is a strong word, but the only one of them who actually contributes literally anything to the thread aside from “hey look at thing I bought” is Jabberfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611149
>frosticle is a writefag
>miiafag posts about monster girls in general as anon
>gazerfag probably does the same but you wouldn't be able to tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19608113
If Wans can’t have chocolate, what do you gift them on San Valentine?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610534
Vampires can regenerate right?
Would that make her permanently virginal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611149
Do you want me to announce my presence whenever I post here?
Why would I make my identity known outside of posting something I commissioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611201
This anon gets it ,the more often your name gets thrown around here the more likely you are to get antagonized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610362
I love bloomers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611191
>If Wans can’t have chocolate
Oops, it’s retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611172
I'm fairly sure everyone does that, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611201
It's what people want apparently
Don't see why seeing as nobody really cares after the reveal unless its someone hated

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611149
It's about the cute waifu picture I got and the artist who drew it, there's no reason to make it about me if I'm just the middleman

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610362
Art style seems familiar , this by that one guy that did that mystia mokou comic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611225
Wasn’t he falling into fatfaggotry?
Or am I thinking of a different artist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611217
No just hated
Faggots on both the like and hate sides Milk the fuck out of KDF's name for all its worth

[Anonymous No.]

Is it wrong to give your kobold a potion that makes her breasts larger than a hobgoblin’s?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611072
Yeah because POV > SI
And that's why I've been commissioning more and more of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I was asked to draw a shortstack centaur

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611240
That's fairly nice, yet this makes what is considered too much areola.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611240
Cute!
Although I can’t help but feel it would have been better off with either the areola covered. Or just no top at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611240
She a cutie with some nice nips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611240
Cute AND lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611252
me wonder*

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611242
New cheshire lewds! Nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610998
Why is the flagmander even a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611256
>no top at all
Going topless seems like it would be a safety hazard for centaur-type MGs.
They’re liable to smack themselves in the face pretty damn well without some ‘restraints.’

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611238
Good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611275
It's a bad meme from the eight or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611229
I dunno I just read that one comic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611280
It’s a bad meme alright, but I can assure you it’s homegrown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611240
>teasing shetland centaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610744
>Disgusting
That's a strange way to spell "Beautiful"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611275
>>19611280
>>19611311
The constant joke is that Iron Beast never has money for commissions/ never around when freebies are handed out.
Flagmander is meant to be representing Beast's major family background or some shit.
There are at least 4-5 pics of the flagmander around of various quality, all done for free.

[Anonymous No.]

Please be kind to foxes. They are loving creatures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611357
Hand over the mofu and nobody has to get hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610024
MGE is vaguely Huxlian isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611344
He should try asking an artist sometime. The ones on the circlejerk are pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611242
Is her tail wrapping around the frame of the image?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611242
>the spanking images in that set
Oh golly that's lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no anal addict Vampire
>She'll never pretend she isn't a pervert
>She'll never claim that her demand for buttfucking comes from a desire to keep her pride intact by not allowing a mere human to sully her womb

[Anonymous No.]

It's amazing how the quality and quantity of posts decline when the OP is a fuckup

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611523
Why are you so negative all the time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611523
Shut the fuck up, holy shit. Okay, no, I'll give you one chance to not look like a massive fucking retard. Explain to me and everyone else your thought process. Explain how OP mixing up the name and subject fields would lead to people suddenly making lower-quality posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611564
Not him but people give less of a fuck expecting something else to happen, posting less to see if it gets deleted to make a new one, or just straight making a new one to jump at

>Getting this mad when OP is the one that fucked up by placing the subject on the namefield
Chill

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611569
It literally doesn't matter. You can still find the thread by typing "monster" in the catalog. That guy had no reason to make that post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611586
If it doesn’t matter then why are you like this, a new thread is going to appear soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611599
Because I don't like seeing whiny shitstains complain about stupid shit and attempt to link it into some grand conspiracy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611523
>quantity
No, quantity of posts looks like it's on the decide due to the board speed right now. Last thread didn't even last 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna minotaur to choke me!

[Anonymous No.]

>thread quality whiner pops up at the same time as the minotaur cunt
Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.]

Bunyip-chan, don’t you have anything else you could be doing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611442
That would be fun.
That rear better be ample though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611609
That's not me

[Anonymous No.]

How the fuck do Wendigo's wash their coats?

[Anonymous No.]

So lets say you had to fight a Salamander, would you prefer your chances against a small but lightning fast one or a stronger girl with lower but more devastating attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
Small and fast. Just like me in bed.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611357
is this a respect your elders thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
The faster one because she hits lighter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
SMALL

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611711
They bathe with their coat on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
a lightning fast one that then pisses on my dick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
Big because she'd have slow attacks and I could attack her from behind (not like that) when she swings her sword down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611736
is it considered impolite to not donate your semen to the ancient fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
large one so I they can't dodge the bucket of ice water

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611750
The hell is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
Large, so I have more time to take off my pants and use my Distraction Penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611750
Kill yourself already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611763
idk maybe giving them an anti age cream would piss them off more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611728
It's okay, mamono mana can fix that and I'm sure mice wouldn't laugh at the size. much
>>19611740
>>19611745
Are you sure? With that size or speed she could pull off some dangerous techniques and a loss would be even more humiliating.
Although I suppose she'd be easier to wrestle fuck after if you win.
>>19611768
Cheating isn't nice anon, can you imagine the look of shock and disappointment on that poor girl's face if she was expecting a good fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611745
That's weird but ok. I imagine married ones have the husband wash it in a stream or something. If a traveller stumbles upon him she yoinks him back into the coat before coming out herself.
And then she gets a cold cause its still very wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611796
Literally all you have to do is grab the small one and don’t let go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611768
Were salamanders weak against water? I thought that was fire rats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611770
i just want a cute salamander to hug me in the shower and let it out on my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611791
i want to give an old fox some children and spend my days laying on her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611796
ice bucket fu is a serious martial art and shes getting humiliated if she whines

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of weather do Shogs like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611712
Large, so I can get her to call me 'meanie' in the heat of the moment when I infight (read: clinch) her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611874
Most likely grey thunderclouds without rain. I'm having trouble recalling my Lovecraft so I'm not sure if the cold is a preference or a trigger point for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611907
Shoggy is so damned perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611711
Imagine a chinchilla dust bath, but with snow. Little known fact: the reason blizzards occur right before a man meets a Wendigo is because the blizzard is cause by her kicking up the snow to clean herself and make sure she looks good for her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611874
This is the happy Shog. Clean dishes and a nagging sense of unworry will come to you but only if you hug your Shoggoth meido right now. Just hug the couch, that'll work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611958
Gotta fluff up her coat to look intimidating too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611874
That look when all her eyes shut when she feels your touch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611801
>Come across a somewhat grizzled looking yet otherwise perfectly normal man relaxing next to a stream on the grass, soaking up the rare mountain sun
>Next to him is a very cute girl with some fur patterns and horns, tracing a finger along his chest as she rests
>Behind them, on a heavy branch overhanging the stream, is a big, fluffy white coat, quite too large for the man, drying off in the sun
>You accidentally step on a twig, making your presence known to the couple
>The man raises an eyebrow curiously but remains calm, while the monstergirl eeps and buries herself into his side nervously
>She turns her head left and right then pulls at his arm, motioning towards the coat and making some strange 'awa' noises
>the man sighs but gets up to let himself get dragged to the coat
>He pulls it down and drapes it over the twoooooooo----- creature stands up, briefly looking at you with its sunken glowing yellow eyes before galumphing off into the forest on its massive legs and hands, disappearing between the trees
>You shake your head of wooziness, not sure if what you just saw was a dream or real

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611991
This seems like something that would happen on that one hedge knight travelling the upper northlands adventure we discussed a while back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611846
How old of a fox? Some of them have been sealed for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612023
She looks like she learned her lesson, it's probably about time to let her out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611958
Ok thats adorable. Ive seen chinchillas do that and its cute. So imagining my big and built dire wendigo doing that just makes her even better. Ty anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611964
i hugged the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612023
I would set her free, nothing bad would happen, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612023
If I pull those of will she be free?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612023
this is the perfect kind of fox for tummy resting so i'd set her free in a heartbeat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612114
It would be extremely liberating

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612122
>>19612122
>>19612122
>>19612122

[Anonymous No.]

>>19611958

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612008
Probably.
Lots of interesting things to see out in the wilds.
Although I imagine you’d see rough, Viking-ish men with the smaller wendis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610161
Heard you were talking shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612317
I want to give this hat a good home and lots of food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612317
Doritos are the worst chip.
Lays for life.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that yeti hot springs aren't actually hot.
They just hug you in feezing water.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for the portal to open so i can hug and breed all the CC's until they cry tears of joy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612369
I'm gonna go learn either magic or alchemy to be a huge pervert.
Also do a few good deeds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612383
i'm gonna travel with shoggy until i find a nice place to settle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612349
Layfags should just Lay down and die

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612383
Strike that last line. You're no longer allowed to have a sense of right and wrong once you become a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612349
I'd say both are shit compared to McCoys but I'm not even sure if they do those in other countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612023
TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612462
Better Made best chips

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612418
>Anon’s Moving Castle
>Coming soon to a theater near you!
>Rated ̷̸̧̡̢̛̻̼͚̪̝͔̭̱͙̰̱̝̳̺̰̗̞͔̠͉̘̙̜̘̣̼̺̘̬̝͍̗̥̰̬̙̰̦̖̪͔̬͍̮̘͈̬̝̬͈͟͡͞ͅͅ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612458
What do you call a wizard with a sense of right and wrong? A warlock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612519
You call him a dweeb and give him a wedgie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612458
As a great man once said, believe in your own justice!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be succd to death

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612524
I want to doggystyle a big hellhound ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612558
I want a deredere Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612149
Pomf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612558
I want a big, strongfat hellhound with the fattest of asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612572
Fat ass hellhounds are great. Big tits and bigger asses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612572
I want a lamia that’s affectionate and absent-mindedly clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612581
Do you really need to specify that for lamia?
It seems like they’re that by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612576
Exactly.
She'd be smug, strong, and soft where it counts.

>>19612581
Would she be fawning on the phone with some girlfriends while you're tied up in her tail without her knowing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612353
Saves money on water heaters if they advertise it to Yetis as a dating service instead of hot springs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612615
Hey, its a family business!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612621
It's a soon-to-be-family service with all of the steamy cuddlesex going on, they have private rooms for guests to "warm up" in

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612519
Mage.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanyips

[Anonymous No.]

i want to stumble onto the sealed room shog made for herself with a shrine of me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612675
Funyips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612657
I'm pretty sure Dark Mage's have no sense of right or wrong.
>>19612675
>A Bunyip will never call you a fuckin' legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612585
That’s why I love lamiae. They have my favorite traits built in while still having “wildy varies” meaning any possible personality beyond it.

>>19612589
We’d probably both be watching tv on the couch and I would unknowingly have a tail wrapped around my waist with the tip draped over my shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612688
I want a dark mage and lich to see which one can put on more muscle to seduce me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612589

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612724
Lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612675
this makes me want a chocolate yip

[Anonymous No.]

>>19607489
>Slime and Red Slimes are naturally sticky and often times nab men who don't know any better ways to fight them and don't bash them or cut them into pieces or use ice magic
>Slime Queens use strength in numbers
>Bubble Slimes are ambush predators who use their pungent tasting body to literally drown you in their love
>Dark Slimes are capable of using magic, so go from there
>Parasite Slimes/Slime Carriers are using their human 'partner' anyway.
>Nureonago pose as your wife and act like it
>Sea Slime are alluring
>Humpty Eggs don't exist
>Shoggothes replace everything in your house

[Anonymous No.]

>>19610998
If you going to post one of Beast's salamanders at least post the better one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612806
You're*

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612572
I want to doggystyle and anal mating press a bottom heavy loli hellhound

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612724
Blue board, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612819
Anon slow down you’re approaching critical meme density.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612819
Everything but the loli part and we're in total agreement. The AMP is heavily underrated and perfect for rambunctious canines.

[Anonymous No.]

Does making any monster a gyaru make them better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612859
I dunno, it may be a sidegrade for some girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612819
Switch mating press out for full nelson anal and that's exactly what I want too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612859
It'd be weird on a greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612859
I want a gyaru demon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612869
>greenworm gets gyarued
>turns brown and gets really fuzzy
I can work with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612881
If anything, thats less lewd and more cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612859
Depends on your taste. For me, it just makes them a hard “no.”
Wouldn’t touch any of them with a 10 foot pole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612859
It's like a sidegrade. Goth though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612894
I am completely incapable of imagining a goth Cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612908
This one needs black hair. She might still look too lovely though, so she needs some skulls fishnets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612935
skulls and fishnets*

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612942
Fishnets with a skull patten might work

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612935
I bet she favors the black arrows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612945
Either way, she needs fishnets hugging that body.
>>19612967
Cupids, to me, come off as being very chunni. They probably take their jobs way too seriously, and she probably bears the black arrow like a heavy burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612975
Chuuni monster girls are incredible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612981
Chunni goth monsters are even better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612975
>”I’m the one they send when things go bad. My arsenal is unique to me an my abilities. I am precise in my work and absolute in my decisions. Your judgement is nigh. Can you truly call yourself worthy of love? Or shall I ensure that you are as unlovable as you think yourself to be?”
>She actually has the same quiver as all the other Cupid’s, she just spray paints some black to try to rehabilitate lovesick people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612999
>her face when facing "judgement" immediately reinforces and confirms all the self-destructive nonsense some schlub believes about themselves, causing them to give up on finding love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612999
Honestly If I ran into a Cupid I'd probably run for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612999
>Cupid wears an eyepatch to "contain the dark power overflowing inside"
>she's just a very bad shot and needs the eyepatch to aim

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613013
Wouldn’t that make it even harder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613008
You realize the arrows override specifically that nonsense right

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613020
I'm not sure. I do know my dad needs an eyepatch at the range because he can't really close his left eye.

[Anonymous No.]

You think Vampires would make you cosplay as a Belmont in the bedroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613047
>Look, it’s either that or Soma, take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613054
Well that's certainly better than weird leather barbarian gear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613047
Only if it's Leon Belmont, AKA the most /fa/ Belmont next to X Chronicles Richter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613008
>“Very well. If you wish to abandon love, then I shall make sure it abandons you for eternity. Gaze upon the beast of your desire and watch it die”
>Anon turns to the species that he no longer wishes to feel love for as he accepts his arrow
>Cupid fires a black painted pink arrow at him
>The arrow’s magic fixes his heart as he opens up to now wife.
>Isn’t even mad at the Cupid as his purified love overwhelms him and throws himself at his wife as they hug
>”It seems his fate found its path”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613047
>>19613054
>”I realize I asked you to cosplay as a vampire anon, but please, NO MORE JOJO REFERENCES GOD DAMN. I DONT SAY WRYYY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613076
How many times has she ravished her husband, that monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613047
>When you get the Vampire who's into the kinks of whip bondage and won't let you stop until you HYDRO STORM

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613020
You mostly use one eye when you're shooting; scrubs will close one instead of keeping both open and focusing on what they're seeing through one eye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613086
>”How many times have you masturbated in your life?”
>[Angry Vampire Noises in the Background]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613020
Depending on eye dominance. I'm right handed and left eye dominant so i need to cock my handgun about 15 degrees left or my aim is all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613026
>implying Cupids would use that arrow on a loser like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613076
>I DONT SAY WRYYY.
>"But you just did. I recorded it. Listen. Your next word will be" goddammit."
>"God--"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613117
Yes, as it's literally their job.
To bring love to the loveless losers.

[Anonymous No.]

Rifle club at Monster Girl High must be a blast.
>prone boning the CC teacher while she zeroes in her favorite rifle

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613122
No monster girl would want a man like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19612935
>>19613122
Why are all of Eros' monsters so good god damn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613139
For fuck's sack Sad-sack, how many times are you going to come into this thread jacking off your misery boner?

[Anonymous No.]

>be a solider
>not worried about getting claimed by monsters.
>female captain gets captured by the enemy
>battle through the forces of the demon lord to save her
>she tells you she grateful you saved her
>don't really worry about her taking long sniff of the air as you take her out the dungeon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613177
I'm not sure what exactly you're implying. Has she gained a heightened sense of smell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613169
Not a sad sack, I'm just being realistic, Why would any monster girl want a loser like that in their life when they could get a man that isn't a piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613139
Kikimora's profile says hello. Even the monster geared towards loving hard working and successful men can't leave a depressed NEET alone because lonely men appeal to their monster instincts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613190
Not him but, I think she was getting off on his scent?
I'm not sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613200
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613190
>>19613203
He's implying nothing, she's just enjoying the fresh air after leaving her cell! And don't overthink it when she stands close behind you in parade, sniffing your ear: it's been a few months and she's trying to familiarise herself with her command.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613202
Kikimoras want men that work hard, not degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613200
Get out and stay out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613200
>>>/r9k/ is that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613209
Except that whole paragraph in the profile that mentions they sometimes go for the hardest cases possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613209
Holy shit go actually read you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613218
In case you’re new here, there is absolutely zero point in arguing with this retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613208
Surely if he's on the frontlines of the moster/human conflict, he should know sings of corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613217
Except /r9k/ never admit in having faults. Are you really trying to say that monster girls wouldn't want the best possible option for themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613232
>the sings of corruption: Siren-chan's latest album!
>Buy it now at the nearest Nukimart for only 99.99 shekels!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613234
Yes because they exist to appeal to everyone. Quit applying 3DPD logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613249
That's a really cute birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613249
Just imagine a Siren Idol flooding some poor anon's house with her merch in his sleep because he flat out just doesn't know who she is and it drives her nuts to the point of stalking him.

>>19613262
Don't respond to the sad-sack. He just wants to whine about how miserable he is without actually doing anything to improve or feel better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613266
Many girls would agree with you!

>>19613275
>after a long day, you settle into bed and close your eyes
>daylight forces them open
>your once pristine room has been populated by posters, CDs, signed band shirts and all manner of figurines
>a small note on your table reads 'All my love to the boy who listened to my songs - Jill 'VaVaVoom' Nextdoor'
She was your childhood friend all along!

[Anonymous No.]

Newest MonMusu chapter was pretty good considering the last year.
Maybe Crab has seen the light.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a monster to think I'm cool. Kakkoii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613295
I love the Onis tie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613296
Go back to /c/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613209
Who should I trust, the creator of the setting or a bait post on 4chan, choices choices.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613314
It's not a tie, that's a gap in her undersized shirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613296
Hopefully his editor gave him a kick up the ass and told him to focus on the important stuff again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613295
>Siren idol with huge titties, marketed as a cool big sister type to young monstergirls.
>Her image is helped by the fact that she's naturally motherly.
>The songs not about the usual monstergirl fare are wistful love songs about a boy back home she doesn't know if she'll see again since she became famous and how you should cherish the simple things.
>They're songs about her childhood friend (you).
>Since she operates under a stage name and was a quiet nerdy girl when she was young her childhood friend doesn't realize it's her even though she's one of the most popular idols in the city.

[Anonymous No.]

>barb made a Sally Whitemane pic
Bless be his soul

[Anonymous No.]

What is the highest tier girl that can be won over with politeness and a promise of eternal commitment?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613365

Kitsune are some of the highest tier girls period.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613365
Unicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613360
>implying he'd even want a whore that fucks various thugs and studio execs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613365
If you manage to find a 9 tailed fox who is single she'd be overjoyed to marry you even if all you did was politely ask to brush her tail
Imagine all those centuries of pent-up sexual frustration, add to that her godlike power level and you'll have one hell of a wife to deal with

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613361
Cutest inquisitor and deathknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613413
>spoiler
That never happened, you hear me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613407
>Implying that happens with monstergirl idols
You're clearly new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613420
What? You don't want a cute wight knight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613431
She doesn't look near as good as she used to and she doesn't deserve to end like that. Also have you seen her HotS model, animations and ojou laughs too many boners

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613424
Monster girls already sleep around, you really believe monster idols wouldn't be sluts like their human counterparts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613407
>implying tanuki stage managers will let that happen
Siren-chan got big in part due to her natural talent, in part because your raccoon classmate saw an opportunity in her and pulled some strings with her parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613441
So what, Ojou Angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613424
>implying real idols aren't getting slammed by yakuza and producers non stop
The purity is simply for show.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613448
>>19613468
Oh boy it's these guys again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613467
Yeah, it fits her more

She tells you "rise my champion" in bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613448
I thought the whole point of monster girls was that they weren't like human girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613448
Bait: The Post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613487
Not sure who you mean. I just shitpost about idols because idolfags tend to be special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613413
>>19613441
>>19613467
>When the Templar in Diablo 3 mentions getting the sin beaten out of him
>When Whitemane as an Angel takes it upon herself to cleanse the sin from you with purifying flames
>As well as whips, bondage, and other methods
>All while wearing that leotard with the thigh cut
>When she says "Rise, my Champion" after casting a charm of lasting virility on your cock for the evening

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613495
I like the way you think

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613517
Boner stop

>>19613523
>That resolution

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613505
Don't respond to shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>have a childhood friend grizzly
>every year you help her get ready for winter by sitting her in your lap and spoiling her with all her favorite sweets and snacks until she's nice and plump
>when winter hits, she becomes as drowsy as a weresheep and will often try to cuddle up to you before falling asleep
>spring is the hardest for her because you have to force the lazy bear to exercise with you to burn off her winter weight, but by the time you're done her stomach and arms are nicely toned
>oddly enough she always retains some fat in her breasts and ass, so every year she needs to buy new bras and panties
>by the time she's grown up, and married you, she has a sexy, MILFy body, and she hasn't even popped out her first daughter...yet

[Anonymous No.]

How long have we been as the last thread of the board?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613576
A bit. Sometimes we stay here awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613573
I want to watch her taking out her winter plug

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613625
Her what?

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no nurarihiyon wife to come home to at the end of the day
>you'll never lean again her and rest your head on her heaving, almost exposed bosom
>no breathing in a lovely combination of her scent and her magic smoke from her kiseru
>no feeling of her breath going past your ears as she strokes your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>19613573
I'd love a pudge bear

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>>19613635
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_plug

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>>19613625
>>19613655
Fuck off

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>>19613642
Best and very sultry, especially if she doesn't say a word the whole time. Just smiles and silently welcomes you into her bosom, with maybe a small knowing humming laugh to herself as you press against her soft breasts.
Deep tongue kissing comes soon after.