Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to Dragonia, land of onee-sans.

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[Anonymous No.]

Krakens are love and life.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Dire Wendigo to trash my campsite and take me "home".

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577265
Campgrounds would be a mausoleum of slashed, empty tents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577265
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1533/30/1533303892737.png
That could end badly for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577272
Couples would be fine though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577264
She looks nice. I want to lick her armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577284
SEVEN VAGINAS[/SPOILER]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577277
Anon, I came out here knowing what would happen. That is the best possible end.

[Anonymous No.]

This is a wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577334
That wan could use a sandwich or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577357
A semen sandwich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577376
Nope, just a sandwich.
Semen is for her womb

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat chicken monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577334
Looks like the runt of the litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577406
Are the runts how you get shortstack werewolves that act tough on their own but meek around their larger pack-sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that short monster girls are for headpats, even if they want to act tough.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh dear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577397
Reminds me of the implication that some pokemon are eaten

[Anonymous No.]

I will now remind them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577438
Short monster girls are for bullying and manhandling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577463
That are for carrying around while they get flustered.

[Anonymous No.]

Never fear! Eros is here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhMCzTvV9Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577438
>>19577463
>>19577478
They are for bullying with headpats before manhandling by carrying them around and getting them flustered by fucking them against walls while their legs dangle below them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577461
>You will never elf an elf's elf
Such a sad thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577447
Better stay away from the beach, it seems dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577461
I love vanilla elf stuff. Even more so after pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck being an Isekai hero
I going to be an Isekai goods dealer!
all the joy of making a living without having to go all sword and sorcery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577277
What beautiful eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577504
If you can manage to compete with Miss Tanuki's item store, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are the only monsters, these girls are good girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577504
Why not traffic those dynamo items charities give out in africa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577504
>tfw the isekai curse still gives you a harem even if it's against your will.
Just don't go to the thieves guild.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577517
But I'm a hero of justice, how can I be the bad guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577511
Always with the massive tits. It's like you people want me to vomit in my mouth or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577511
Compete? More like a buisness merger
She sells magical shit for our world while I sell mundane stuff in hers
>>19577523
Holy shit imagine showing that stuff to the gremlins to reverse engineer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577530
Bapho pls go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577530
It's a proven fact that big titties attract more customers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577530
Lolis are for platonic love only

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577406
Do you have the group shot with all the busty wolfus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577438
>>19577463
They are for bullying making them look at you in awe as you carry and fuck them anywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577542
>Lolis are for impregnating only
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577550
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577554
Wrong, they are for treating like a younger sister until they become of legal age.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577542
Lolis are for gentle, loving anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577537
I just makes me think of laptops powered by sex
Not sure if want
Also keep in mind that gremlin tech does not gel with electricity

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577559
What about dry humping, hotdogging or butt squeezing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577564
No, not even that cat loli from the show about dragon arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577570
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577414
No anon runts are tough and have spent their whole life fighting at a drop of a dime with their sisters to prove themselves. They know how strong she really is.

and they don't need to know about the inferiority complex she feels from being the smallest and how safe she feels next to you even though by all standards she's much stronger than you

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>>19577541
A Tanuki could have tits that make a Dark Mage jealous and I won't falter.
She could get me to buy anything
with a big butt though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577578
If you live in a shoggoth mansion, would you need to lock your doors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577567
Where does it say that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577595
Didn’t mean to quote anyone

[Anonymous No.]

Lesson of the day: In Japan, the 2-D fetish is called nijikon fetchi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577578
Ok, what about simple family friendly skinship like taking a bath together? Is that ok? Nothing lewd, just a caring father taking a bath with his lovely daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577595
Nah, you've got the best security installed already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577578
doubt.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577597
Gremlin profile

>Furthermore, just like the automaton, the devices they carry are weak to electricity, and if a big current were to flow through them, they would go haywire immediately. Should that happen, the devices meant to provide pleasure to a man will instead attack them, binding their body and toying with it, injecting aphrodisiacs, making them melt, and grabbing their legs and forcibly spreading them apart, offering their body to a man. Such kinds of malfunctions could occur, among other things.

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>>19577556
Yes, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577608
It's incredibly weird but it's not the worst.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577595
If you live in a shoggoth mansion, I pity the fool that enters without permission. I also pity many of the ones that enter with consent, but that's a story for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577615
The nonbelievers must be properly indoctrinated. They must be shown the error of their ways.

[Anonymous No.]

whats its like having a shog waifu sing for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577640
She can sing in perfect harmony with a hundred voices. That's why they make good chaos nuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577616
So you cant mix magi tech and standard stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577640
https://youtu.be/9vUJ0NF10t0
I imagine like this but only with only female vocals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577640
Strange, wide-range piping.

[Anonymous No.]

I do not find lolis sexually attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577608
You should be fine as long as you don't turn her into a bomb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577664
Ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577257
Please also remember the semi-autonomous break-away region of west-dragonia, land of mommies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577664
Same here. I accidentally saw one dressing one morning and it actually killed my morning wood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577676
So where do I go if I want a goddamn dragon and not any of this Jocasta complex horseshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577608
the patrician taste is obviously forcing your four heckpup daughterus into the bath while avoiding being bitten and scratched

[Anonymous No.]

Are antennae sensitive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577664
You just need more indoctrination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577685
I think in that case it's probably easier to just trick them into it.
As in swimming pools, slip n' slides, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577688
Yes you do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577664
It's fine if you don't but spamming over and over that nobody else can like them and lolis aren't for lewd or shit like that is still spam and makes you sound like a normal fag that belongs on Tumblr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577688
Cute and strong and small and cuddly and kissable and cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577693
Ah, see, but the joke was on you all along.
After all, I like both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577688
This image is a pretty good summary of what makes Baphomets are so great.

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>>19577702
So does shoving it down others' throats like >>19577688
>>19577632
It's as bad as saying you just need indoctrination if you don't like Alps

Can't we all just get along?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577687
anywhere on an oomu's body related to their venom is very sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577720
That would constitute a hugbox, which we are obligated to reject every opportunity

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577693
I remain unswayed!

>>19577720
>Can't we all just get along?
Sure we can. But I still have fun posting facetious bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577738
LOOK at those TOES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577733
Kill yourself you fat fag
Am I doing this right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577692
good thinking anon

Now I gotta figure out how to trick my waifu, she's smarter than that. Maybe trick her with sex I dunno.

[Anonymous No.]

reminder that when using your shogbed that you are poking her with your slumber lumber and morning wood while sleeping so give her extra dickings for enduring the unintentional teasing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577759
I am now curious about the sleeping habits of the shog. How they compose themselves in those moments where they rest and relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577759
How would she react to me dicking the kiki on top of her?

[Anonymous No.]

Your enormous-titty Wisp gf wakes you up with bacon and eggs on her stomach and a noose around her neck.
>”Ah~! Good morning sweet eternal! I figured you could enjoy bacon, eggs and milk while you watch me danse macabre for you!”
>you notice milk dribbling from her nips and the end of the noose rope near your hands
>her eyes are heartpupiling as she gets her head set tight and ready to get fucking hung

Ah, sweet sweet hard M wisps.

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>>19577763
by watching you in your sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577764
Just be sure that really is the kiki you're dicking, and pay no attention to the dark colored fluids oozing out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577765
spooky

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>>19577765
>hardcore M Wisp gf
As someone with a shamefully intense ryouna fetish, this is perfection.
Gonna bind her huge tits with rough chains and tighten them until she’s foaming at the mouth and pussy.
Don’t judge me, she’d love it too.

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>>19577767
But what if I want to watch her sleep?

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>>19577764
by helping her out of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577769

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>>19577779
That tentacle at the bottom left looks like its about to chomp into that knee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577786
Your thinking is far too Euclidean, she bit it apples ago.

[Anonymous No.]

When are they going to translate Kousuke's new elf doujin? Everyone must learn how elves wear slutty adhesive panties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577753
Nobody can resist the hot tub, let alone a hot dog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577777
>haha silly mastah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577794
Fuckin' existential horrors, man. They get you every ftharng.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577777
she is more than happy that you want to stare into her eyes until you pass out before adjusting you to the perfect sleeping position for your health so she can watch you rest peacefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577777
Shoggy watches you sleep because she wants to try it sometime and wants to get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577860
Can shogs dream?

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>>19577860
>"Amazing! Your eyes rapidly move occasionally when you sleep! Let me try!"
>The entire house trembles from the sudden shaking
>A young, sleepy Kiki walks into the bedroom
>"What's the matter Shoggy? Need some help resting?"

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>>19577886
they dream of mastah

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>>19577890
having both maids with them as friends is the real dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577996
The real question: Kiki-nee-san daughteru with Shoggoth imouto daughteru? Or older Shog younger Kiki? Or twins?

[Anonymous No.]

Cthulu explicitly sleeps and dreams so a Shog probably would. Maybe some eldritch pipe and drum music could help, like for Azathoth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578004
They're both sisters born to a loving Echidna mother who made sure they learned her cookbook and secret recipes by heart.

The Kiki is the elder by at least five years and has become the ultimate onee-san.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578004
adopted kiki but shog makes herself the same size so they can "grow up" together

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna cook for a MG after she comes home from a hard day of work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578004
Kiki little sister senpai with Shoggy as the older sister kouhai

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578004
The problem with shogs (slime species in general, really) is they don’t give you daughters so much as clones.
Dark Slimes weasel around it with the core shenanigans, but everyone else gets Mini Me’s.

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>>19578030
i'm not even sure shogs can give you daughters but what if she can use her abilities to create a womb with an ovum for you to fertilize?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578030
I think you could argue that since slimes are so prone to mutation, their offspring are likely to be significantly different from their mother.

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>>19578035
Trying to get a semiliquid type girl mammalian-pregnant seems really fuckin' weird, but I don't see any obvious reason why that wouldn't fly.

[Anonymous No.]

Can Shogs get tall and muscled? Not sure if Slimes can get actuam muscle. But the thought of having a tall muscled Shog bodyguard waifu that puts Jinkos to shame, is very arousing.

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>>19578068
They'll appear however you want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578068
she could do that or even be your support and carry everything you'll need for dungeon exploring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578068
Why not just get a Jinko? Shoggs make bad combat bodyguard waifus even if they can get the body it would be aesthetic muscle, not actual combat trained muscle like the Jinko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578060
i have a pregnant sex fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578093
I really dont like maid outfits. I will instead have her wear a black top that shows off jer abs.

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck can't I fall asleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578096
Shoggs make great combat bodygaurds. She just makes a layer of shogg under you and strikes like a symbiote when you are in danger.

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>>19578097
I mean yeah, but that's why I stick with species where it makes a lick of sense.
https://i.imgur.com/rHxBUIc.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578117
but shoggy is my #1 gal

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578117
Where is my pregnant snek series?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578130
in the crushed dreams that never come bin

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578097
You should look into mice anon, I hear they love having their belly swollen with babies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578097
>>19578117
It can get dangerously on the border and into /d/ with some artists but it's so wonderful when it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578160
mice are okay but the only small rodent i want to fill with babies is a rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578160
I want a rat of my own that I can fill and refill

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578164

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578169
>mice
>small

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>>19578175
Me too anon. Though i'd rather a couple dozen mice instead of just one. Part of the appeal of those little rodents to me is how happy they are about forming a harem and cooperating to make their hubby as happy as possible.

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>>19578160
>>19578169

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578181
i like girls taller than me to be wolves or ancient foxes but theres a special place in there for a griffon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578164
If people are going to go inflation-tier retard with it, that's their loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578181
Gonna need a big glue trap for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578181
>ywn be chloroformed, kidnapped, and raped by this rat and her sisters
I wanna be husbando'd by busty rats so bad it hurts anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578201
how long would a rata pace back and forth while running out of the room every time you make a sound while unconscious from the drugging as she struggles to claim you or flee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578200
>implying she doesn't trap you first with her goons

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578214
I need to call the brave men and women of the MG police

[Anonymous No.]

Back from my morning run, I ran up a 55-meter hill today. Feeling pretty manly. Post running girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578214
>implying I wouldn't employ big fat cat tats for the rodent extermination

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578201
>>19578208
tfw love rats and mice but never been into being shared

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578301
Beach foxes are for making fun of when their fluff gets all wet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578301
Fox girls are dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578311
For your dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578324
The only MG in MGQ worth her salt. Fuck, honestly just remove her pickyness and she would pass as a MGE MG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578402
>The only MG in MGQ worth her salt
You my nigga now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578231
Beware, not all cats serve for all mice though. Martial arts fire china mouse needs martial arts for extermination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578231
Beware, not all cats serve for all mice though. Martial arts fire china mouse needs martial arts china tiger for extermination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578423
>>19578429
Nerd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578429
I was under the impression that magic must defeat magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578438
One more thing! Tiger is not a valid option!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578441
For wife? It definitively is. The most perfect MG up to date.

[Anonymous No.]

We all know that dwarves are the best with engineering, but what MG is the best with computers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578472
I can't think of anything funny in regards to this so I'll just say Werecat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578160
What species would be good for brood/clutchhuge levels of pregnancy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578480
Honeybees and Ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578485
>intense hatred for most insects
Well that is unfortunate

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578472
Your monsterized smartphone. Just dont bring it with you when portals open. Or else she wont let you claim or get claimed by any other MG, ruining your waifu plans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578489
Why would you hate them? They don't hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578485
what about non-insectoids?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578554
Naked Mole Rat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578554
Echidnas.
Any clingy canines.
Mice or rabbits.
You're waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578493
>Upgrade every two years like They want you to
>Phone doesn't acquire enough love to monsterize
>Keep your old flip phone for ten years and get a slow but cute waifu who's still good for playing Snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578591
Hey my Nokia is an ancient flip phone, are you telling me it's going to turn?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder about the early days of the change when succubi and vampires realised their victims not dying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578595
Once the portals open. So no, never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578610
Aww shucks.

[Anonymous No.]

What handgun would be your waifu's top choice for conceal carry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
We don't do guns. Guns are dumb. The trigger guard is so small her fingers can't fit inside it. That's dumb. Anyone who uses guns is dumb too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
Why would she waste money on something loud, impractical and expensive when she has demon magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
No need, magic is the go-to problem solver. She'd probably have a good laugh at the archaic ways of brass and gunpowder,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
She wouldn't use it since its impractical for most species to even use firearms but shes a huge geek.
A Mateba Model 6 Unica

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
>Not just having Mythic Magic Missile prepped at all times
Scrub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
She has no hands to use guns. If it came to self defense, then she would have magic or her talons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578625
>not using arm/shoulder mounted guns

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578636
>>19578643
https://imgur.com/a/zA5JCVj
I like to think dragons that take time to use weapons are more dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578625
I'd love to rant about guns with a Dragon even if the sole reason she dislikes them is because she obtained a legendary pirate's musket but can't use it because of her big meaty claws.

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>>19578625
>>19578636
This desu >>19578643

>>19578630
>>19578632
Maybe she'd like having a carry piece as a fashion statement or even as a backup to her powers just in case.

>>19578633
Nice! What type of mg is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578683
A tanned, sand-grey haired bapho who sometimes acts her older age

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578683
How can you fire a shoulder gun if you don't have any digits at all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577257
>land of onee sans
Senpai, where are my flat chested dragon lolis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578724
Sensors attached to specific muscle groups or even a neural interface might work. If there are shoulder mounted guns already might as well go the whole nine yards imo.

>>19578711
A cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Weapons are lame, spellcaster monster girls are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578643
If im going impractical im getting a pile bunker

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578802
Think of it like the gordian knot
Using magic to unravel it is impressive but sometimes you just want to say "fuck it" and sword that motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578748
Is chow time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578802
Youll piss off the cursed weapons and living armour

[Anonymous No.]

>>19577684
You go far over the misty mountains cold, to dungeons deep, and caverns old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579083
We must away
'ere break of day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579083
>>19579132
To find our long-forgotten gold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578802
Financial wizards are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579231
Who needs large financial assets when you have magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579160
>Wow! Fairy Dragon-chan is good at finding treasure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578802
What a sexy body

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579259
Too bad it's all fairy gold and will turn to stones or something come morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579252
I need both, and a Demon makes for a good book-keeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579315
God I love big breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579335
>Yes, very good sir. Shall I bring you some coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579354
In this heat? You're not in Hell anymore lady.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579315
Tomboy butlers with huge breasts!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579354
Extra sugar and milk please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579315
>Rich Demon makes you sign an elaborate contract saying how she'll make your life is paradise at the sole cost of you sexually pleasing her
>She even makes smug remarks about how you'll have to keep up in bed if you want her to fulfill her part of the contract
>You then quickly learn that she is an inexperienced virgin who cries during sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579354
Yes, it's freezing. Can you keep me company

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579354
Only if she adds her own milk to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579385
>Right away sir. May I remind you of your interviews with aspiring Demon Cultists at 11, attending the Feast of Gluttony at 2, along with your business meeting with a Greater Demon of Greed at 5.
>Also the Imps that have gone on strike have been dealt with. If it pleases you, I will resume the completion of the quarterly report you requested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579414
I'm going to put my hand over hers and stop her from leaving the table!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579381
Does she have drills and huge breasts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579435
How sinful and depraved!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579461
This is the demon realm baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579450
Big breasts are mandatory for rich monster girls. Drills are optional but much appreciated.
Regardless a Demon's contract would have a clause about how you can make her change haircuts as you please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579480
I'm giving her the biggest drills possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdj5kdeHLrg
You're forgetting a very important component.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579315
Monster girl butlers are the tomboys of maid harems

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579509
You can always depend on them for not trying to be lewd 24/7.

They're there to do a job. No matter how tight their suit fits around their feminine body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579315
Slappable tits. Don't think she'd like her master doing it though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579484
>>19579493
Careful, a stacked ojou Demon with huge drills would make unreasonable demands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579518
I would love a big, buff tomboy maid with a modest chest and fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579525
Like what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579533
Like having you accompany her to her private beach, cover her entire body with sunscreen and then having sex all over the place all day long.
Expect her to do her best ojou laugh whenever she makes you cum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579529
That's the maid that chops the firewood, and moves furniture by herself. Strong maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579549
I don't see a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579555
Yep!
She’d dress as a butler, gruffly try to keep the other maids in line, and get embarrassed over her secret love of sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579558
>Spoiling a haughty monster girl is not a problem
This is how you end up having to care for your Demon wife 24/7 even though the contract said she was the one supposed to spoil you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579626
It's not so bad as long as she lets me use her huge chest as a pillow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579629
Big monster girl breasts have many more uses than just pillows.
She'd use them to wash you during baths/showers, you'd be allowed to use them as an onahole when she's asleep, they make perfect stress relievers and don't forget all the health benefits they provide such as antidepressant and vitality boosters.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a big-breasted Imp Maid, who's a total klutz, constantly bumping into things and knocking them over while she flutters around with her tiny wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579658
Monster girls with big breasts truly are the greatest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579555
Why would you need a strong maid that can carry furniture around when you can have a maid that can BE the furniture.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579662
Sounds like the kind of incompetent maid who's too cute and lovable for her master to fire her or even reprimand her, however if she's TOO cute then she'll pay for everything she breaks with her body.

>>19579675
Somewhere out there a Holst is smiling next to a pouting Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579687
Because Shogs can only pull off nightmare styled furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579703
Not him but if she’s a flatty, that ass better be fatty

[Anonymous No.]

Consider the following:
>The Enchanted Tiki Room, but with real harpies singing and dancing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579703
I love Smug holsts.

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl intracrural feels the Best? My votes for Mucus Toad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579703
>>19579706
I can picture what a Shog Maid would be like already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb6dJHAMFVA

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579706
Please don't bully the nightmare. She still gets spooked by dream catchers.

[Anonymous No.]

New wife picture to celebrate today

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579706
>Implying Shoggoths don't adore 19th century furniture

>>19579715
You can't fuck the smug out of a Holst but you can milk it out of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579721
Not that type of nightmare, although I could enjoy a nightmare maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579730
A Shog that can replicate such fine furniture is a well-experienced one. She's probably been doing it for centuries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579711
>The Prince of Egypt, but with desert monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579730
Could someone explain how you’re supposed to enjoy / sit on this furniture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579744
You're playing with the big girls now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579718
First species that comes to mind is Wight but that's because of that one fat thighs Wight from a while back.

>>19579740
>Shoggoths have been making 19th century furniture since before the 19th century
Chaos is one hell of a drug.

>>19579745
Ask a Night Gaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579745
You sit on it and the furniture asks 'Does Mastah feel comfortable?', then depending on your answer it changes shape to a more desirable place to sit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579745
It's for 3 people. High backs like that are way more comfortable than low back stuff. I'm sitting in a wingback right now and it supports your back and shoulders so much better. You don't have to slouch into them like overstuffed junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579758
>"...now you know the truth, love.
>Now forget and be content.
>When the gods send you a blessing, you don't ask why it was sent."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579725
Happy Birthday man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579745
You are supposed to make richfags and collectors mad by being lazy and eating pizza on it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579827
>Anon inherits mansion from distant relative.
>Maids all lined up. Expecting the next heir to the mansion to be as well-mannered and noble as the last.
>Anon walks in through the front door.
>He opened it without knocking.
>He's wearing casual clothes.
>He didn't even wipe his shoes.
>One of the Monster Maids faints.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19578617
Her fingers are too big to use guns or so her enemies think

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579840
>Careless master that urgently needs to be taken care of
That would be the wet dream of a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

What are they reading about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579758
I like to believe that Sandworm are the gatekeeper of the desert.
Any fool who dares tread the desert unprepared is doomed to be gobbled up by a Sandworm. Not a bad fate if you ask me.

>>19579849
Especially an older Kiki who developed a motherly nature over the years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579849
>Kiki Maid gets heart pupils as she sees Anon as a diamond in the rough.
>Her heartbeat quickens as she realizes it means she gets to teach him every aspect of an upper-class life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579853
>How to serve man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579890
>"Nice to meat you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579898
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579853
The Melancholy of Houri Suzumiya.
>>19579898
Charon-chan pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579853
Top 10 Reasons while men like big snake tails and big fluffy paws

[Anonymous No.]

Participate in bunyip threads
Read bunyip posts
Reply to bunyip posters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579774
Like this?
imgur.com/Ep2tSGW

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579853
>Breasts and you, how to get them bigger, bouncier, and use them! by Q. T. Tipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579854
>>19579866
God, i want a Kiki now.

[Anonymous No.]

It's a fluffy tail party!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579954
Is it wrong to get aroused at the idea of a grey Kiki calling me "improper"?

>>19579976
Confidant foxes don't even mention their tails, they know boys will fall for them anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579999
I don't know what to make of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580003
She's the weatherwoman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579939
Yep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579935
It looks a little off because the white part is not colored. Even if something is supposed to be white, you should still choose a different white than the blank canvas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580017
Is she high?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580032
Nope. Just
W I I I D E

[Anonymous No.]

No man can beat the bluff.

Not the fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580000
>Is it wrong to get aroused at the idea of a grey Kiki calling me "improper"?
No, those kind of maids are for teasing with "dirty" stuff. I want to make her get down and dirty with me all the while i tease her about making a mess and not cleaning after herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580060
gonna run through a crowd of jubs-jubs in heat naked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580070
>That's how the government forces them to exercise once in a while
I will prepare myself for the Jub-Jub marathon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580070
>jubs-jubs in heat
Nice redundancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580063
>You're pounding her ass over the large antique dinner table
>She gets wetter with every thrust
If the puddle of lewd juices gets too big you're morally allowed to make her lick it clean.

>>19580107
Explaining the concepts of mating seasons and heat to Jubjub is impossible, if anything you'd just get her even more aroused than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580119
The best part is that she will have to clean the mess and you after the whole thing is done, which will turn her on again repeating the cycle. That's how Kiki daughterus are created.

[Anonymous No.]

Grabby hands doing grabby things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580119
>morally allowed
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Wendigos are gluttons

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make my maid say 'mastah' properly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580168
Is she japanese? It will be hard to make her drop the accent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580146
Molesting shorter monster girl is what gives men the strength to wake up every day.

>>19580168
In two or three syllables? This is important.

[Anonymous No.]

One-pieces>bikinis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580160
This might be true. But im a glutton for her lovin so its ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580187
>>19580184
I want a proper, cute, English accented 'master'

[Anonymous No.]

>'Would you like to see my other 999 forms?'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580160
Wendigos live in secluded places where food is rare and blizzards are plenty. It's only normal for them to go wild when presented with so many delicacies.

>>19580199
I don't care if this is a religious outfit. I won't stand for classy desert ladies wearing stupid costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

Arch devil profile when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580208
You could always get a normal kiki maid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580223
She'd have an Australian accent though

Or do 'orthodox' Kikis worldwide speak with English accents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579761
>First species that comes to mind is Wight but that's because of that one fat thighs Wight from a while back.
A young Wight or Dark Mage would be the best, squeezing your dick between soft loli thighs and pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580146
If she heart pupils she's asking for it, that's a legal defense in the courts of MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580250
Do guys get heart pupils? What about guys who get played with by a Manticore's tail for hours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580261
Only future-Alps heart pupils. A man's dick expresses all that need to be conveyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580269
>Only future-Alps heart pupils
Wow rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580269
Thats kind of lewd

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat snek butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>Welcome to hell, we hope you enjoy your stay!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580261
Imagine being edged for hours from a Manticore tail

Can anyone defeat that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580296
Why did you have to say that?
Now I'm thinking of a Manticore kidnapping and sexually torturing an Alp-to-be until she corrupts, then capturing a man to break him by breaking the fresh Alp on his dick.
I need a shower.

[Anonymous No.]

>She followed me home, can I keep her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580367
Those big bird titties are not very aerodynamic!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580372
That's what the flatties what you to believe.

[Anonymous No.]

We need more onis in qipaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580386
>what you to believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580391
Gradient horns look so sensitive and lewd, she needs to hide them first if she wants people to notice her outfit.

>>19580397
Autocorrect-chan is a cruel mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580413
>using autocorrect in the current year

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580299
Where does that bottom string go?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580441
The string ends in a buttplug

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580441
Hyperspace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580451
Butt slut snakes who wear buttplug panties deserve anal punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580441
It's held in place by her impeccable butt muscles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580494
What would an assjob from her feel like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580518
A crushing paradise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580533
What about anal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580542
Like pulling Excalibur but with WAY more cumming.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is this semen demon?

[Anonymous No.]

what did she mean by this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580573
A cute monoeye.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580573
Homer Simpson, sir. One of your cum guzzlers from Sector 7-G.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580614
time for a visit to the vet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580636
Is there a cure for a Cheshire who overdosed on bad jokes?

[Anonymous No.]

After last night, I want a harem of the Gothiest, biggest tiddy’d girls imaginable.
Wisp, Dark Mage, Vampire, twin Ghouls, Phantom, and a Ghost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580705
You'd best show them your rigor mortis and keep it stiff. The night is young, but it'll be old by the time they're done with your hips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580715
Oh I will. I’d have long since gone undead-Incubus via grey mushroom. We’d live in a fancy mausoleum mansion in the middle of a graveyard on the hill.
Every night would be a monster smash on all of them, as Ghost-Chan takes turns possessing different other girls to get her fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580616
I wanna bully a monoeye with bad puns!
And of course, love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580705
>twin Ghouls
>their tongues both wrapped tightly around your dick
Good thought.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580705
Any harem with a Phantom has a potential for insanely lewd scenarios, you'd basically be able to live any fantasy you could possibly imagine.

>>19580744
>You're eating fastfood with a monoeye
>You ask her to pass you the ketchup
>You proceed to pour some onto a fry and eat it
>You then look her straight in the eye and say:
>"In Heinz-sight I should have asked you for mayo"
It'd be worth dealing with her pouting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580762
Ghouls are a treasure and I wish they got more love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580762
Their competitiveness would just lead to even tighter and more lewd wringing too.
>>19580767
I believe Phantoms really tie harems together. Being master directors, they can ensure every night every girl gets utmost pleasure while fulfilling my every fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580778
>>19580779
I've always wanted to be adventuring in a sewer dungeon, when I encounter a bunch of ghouls trapped behind a steel gate. I'd stick my dick through and let them greedily fight over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580810
>eight mouths with looong, dripping wet tongues hanging out and eyes closed presented to you as a chorus of needy moans rings out, each wanting you to finish in their mouth alone
Don’t miss!

[Anonymous No.]

>Rob in MGE
>Get sent to MG prison
>>The transfer from the court into prison is done by Raiju police with tazers and electric batons that will taze you and use you as masturbatory aid all the road. You can avoid prison though by giving yourself to one of the Raijus and requesting your sentence to be changed into "life imprisonment house arrest under custody" (her house, under her custody)
>Prison is all about a place guarded by buff muscled Lamias where you are kept bound and restrained all the time
>If you try to escape or refuse to marry a Lamia by the first month, you will be transfered to a "maximum security prison".
>The transfer to the maximum security prison is done by rapey security Hellhounds.
>If you havent married a Hellhound you will be dropped in the maximum security prison. Which is the same as the Lamia prison, but staffed entirely by buff muscled Wurms. Every small infraction is severely punished by a week in "the hole", which is your dick being in the hole of one of the biggest, roughest, most buffed Wurms.
>If you havent married a Wurm, when your sentence is over, you will be put on a red shirt and be escorted out by Minotaurs.
>If you havent married a Minotaur, all prisoners are released in the Jinko Jungle sprayed with catnip and left to walk home on their own.
>If you manage to escape the jungle, congratulations. You can go home now.

How far would you get?

[Anonymous No.]

So in what part of the sabbath do I find an overly fertile loli with a pregnancy fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580845
The southern sabbath has Vamp Mosquitos probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580845
Just ask the Bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580845
>e
I don't know but let me know if/when you find it because i need some pregnant lolis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580810
>>19580823
Once a Ghoul has her lips around your dick you no longer have control. No matter how much you push her away or try to escape she won't let your dick go until you've blown enough loads to satisfy her.

[Anonymous No.]

Wiggly Gaunt tiddy

https://imgur.com/a/Yd8iNeI

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580826
I'd hold out for the Hellhounds and then give in to the one with the biggest ass immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580896
Pay attention.
>>/jp/thread/S19564272#p19575570

[Anonymous No.]

You ever feel like your only purpose in life is to please older women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580961
Aww jeez, that's egg on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580969
That's what you get for using leddit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580987
Fuck off avatarfag, I was using the patreon rip site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580228
Bit late, but given the origins of the Kikimora, they're slavs by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581007
And yet you used Imgur of all places to share it with us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581036
You didn't even click on the image, did you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581054
>imgur
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580767
If you come home to your busty goth harem and see all of them smiling and the Phantom holding a script, start running.
You're already within her distortion anyway so you're not getting out of their "slasher" film script. Might as well get a head start before the "Killers" start prowling.

>>19580967
Desperate CC Tanukis who make their cute college age intern into their fuck-slave have my pity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581064
Here's your last (you), don't spend it all in one place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581071
Why is he getting so buttblasted over imgur? I remember people being fine with it around last year so what changed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581078
He's upset because he got called out for spamming, he had to find something to direct his impotent rage towards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581064
>responding with nothing but a 'fuck off'
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581064
What image host do you recommend then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581091
Ah. It's that guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580967
If a Tanuki threw enough money at me then I'd definitely feel that way
I'm sure there are plenty of anons who believe their only purpose is to impregnate older monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

Depressed, single OLs need love and hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581102
Use /d/ and cross-board link.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay anon, what is your biggest non-sexual fantasy involving monstergirls?

[Anonymous No.]

Can he make himself any more obvious?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581131
Why are you talking to yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
being huddled up in a blanket with a loli during intense winter months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Superpowers. I have this recurring fantasy about me and my waifu having superpowers and doing hero things from time to time. If I'm being honest, recently I've been thinking about this more than the sexual stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Having her on my lap as we play video games together.
Her shoving me over and punishing me with neck kisses and teasing for beating her at a fighting game.
Being happy with my cute demon wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Running a bakery. Making all kinds of tasty breads and pastries from local holstaur dairy products and wheat harvested from wheat alraunes growing on gnome blessed fields. Giving out free cookies to the loli monsters that come in once in a while. It sounds nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Kissing and having a happy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Napping with a cuddlecow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Travelling the world with my Shog meido as a pair of professional cat burglars. Living life large and on the lam, and trying to be side characters in other anons stories. Being "that" couple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Strolling through a winter village while White Horns are offering sleigh rides, Yetis are window shopping for new bikinis and scarves, and Wendigo families are trying to wrangle their kids scampering around

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Having a homemade meal with my Troll maid, praising how good is her cooking

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581284
>Troll maid
That's disheartening. Trolls are for being made into wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Unconditional love
But for real, Going on small adventures/vacations. I love going to some romantic MGE hotel and just have a good time, nothing lewd, just having some time off relaxing with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580826
>Getting caught in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581323
Sorry for being a fallible human being.

[Anonymous No.]

My wock looks a little sickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Fencing the entire road from Order Capital to the reclaimed heartland of Lescatie with monster crucifixions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581371
Looks like she got the maidragon disease.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581387
Is /tg/ leaking again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581294
Maids are for being made into wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
I want an absolute madwoman to do crazy shit and spice up my boring life. Which mg is the best for this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581424
Cheshire Cat, but you'll have to stumble into Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581429
I would make her to listen to noma brain power.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580573
Shub-Niggurath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581442
She'd smack you and then take you to see the sights of Wonderland, like skyscraper sized crystal formations with rooms inside that you can fuck in and see the sex you're having from every angle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581424
Sounds like your mum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581424
Probably a chuuni Salamander.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581557
Like a Deku Salamander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Photo-bombing my daughter’s videos she records for her YouTube channel and swimming with the wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
one of em is going to see a scary movie with my waifu followed by dinner at one of her favorite restaurants

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1265402/bf103be01f/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581353
No one in this thread is a fallible human being,they are all projecting themselves are gary stu's,which is why you see so many cringy sub hellhound shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581586
Scanty and Kneesocks are perfect wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581612
>Anon gets teleported to MGE
>He's basically a gary stu where no matter what he dose nothing every goes wrong for him and everyone loves him
>Every girl falls for him, even high calls ones like Lilims
>Anon just wanted a god damn succubus waifu
>And only one
>But he just can't stop winning
Sounds like a kind of fun short story. Maybe I'll write it someday.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna drunk muscular MG to force herself on me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581586
Holy christ this art is terrible. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581612
>he's still mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581651
Fuck off you MD whiteknight

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581646
Sounds like that Twilight Zone episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581648
muscluar mgs who act cute are the toppest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581655
Go cry somewhere else, autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581648
I want a puppy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581655
If we were further down on the board I'm be tempted to funpost at your expense right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581612
>>19581655
If you want a fucking hugbox where nobody has a different opinion than you, then you came to the wrong site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581661
Hm, Now that you mention it...
I guess it would entirely depend on how you end it. If you end with him coming into the full realization what this means and the true curse his inalienability to not win is, then yes. If you just play it for laughs but everyone still ends up happy then no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581670
Do it coward
>>19581676
I'm fine with different opinions,i'm not fine with trash
>>19581664
Only one crying is you whiteknights

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581688
Get going, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581667
Understandable

[Anonymous No.]

Do people still hate this cutie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
reminds me of the that monster from the mist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
No. The Papillon helped improve her reputation once we learned that she pretty much molds herself to her husband's desires and what S-Grade Childhood Friend material that makes her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
>>19581693
Only good ones grown up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581688
Look, you'd think the fact that neither this place or /monster/ think you're reasonable would give you a hint that you're the issue.
>Do it coward
It's not worth making everyone else suffer for 3 pages just to spite you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581690
>wah stop calling out gary stu MD lovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581711
Cry somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581688
>I'm fine with different opinions,i'm not fine with trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581709
Stop giving him the (you)s he craves and just report him. This isn't the first time he's stirred shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581709
>/monster/
The only thing I did there was show interest in femdom,not my fault they acted like a bunch of spergs
>It's not worth making everyone else suffer for 3 pages just to spite you.
Then what's the point of saying it if you're not gonna do it
>>19581713
Only one crying is you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
I’ve never hated her before and I’m not doing it now! Greenworms are perfect for teasing and being childhood friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581715
>HURR DURR EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS BAIT
you do this every time I express my opinion,give it a rest people

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581717
Go on, get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581707
Papillon fucked it all up once we learned that you don't have to deal with sleeping-bag-bug at all and can just go straight for a Papillon.
Hell, doing so is what gets you a meaty one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581714
Rach would be better if she was a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Going to concerts with my waifu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581725
>JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S BAIT
Ah, the favorite defense of shitposters caught in the act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581731
>WAH STOP ATTACKING MY GARY STU

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581717
>The only thing I did there was show interest in femdom
You wanted to be pegged, slapped and spat on. Nigga that's a whole lot different from regular femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581747
Cry more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581725
nobody mentioned maledom until you spurged out with this post >>19581612 and this post >>19581655
Why are you so butthurt about maledom? Are you the fun police?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581743
>If people disagree with it that means it's bait
fuck off to reddit if you want a hivemind
>>19581748
I never said anything about pegging
Also there's nothing wrong with wanting to be slapped or spat on
>>19581749
Only one crying is you

[Anonymous No.]

Big fairies are best fairies
Small is just unsettling if you want to fuck it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581751
He's probably a fucking redditor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581751
>Why are you so butthurt about maledom
I'm not,some of the fans of it are just obnoxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581762
>I'm not,some of the fans of it are just obnoxious
Pot, meet kettle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581756
That woman has cabbages in her hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581747
That's some amazing binary thinking you've got going on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581769
>hurr durr femdom bad
I'm not the one baiting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581762
>i'm not
Uh huh
>some of the fans are obnoxious
Is this post art?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581756
At some point in size they stop being fairies and more ADHD elves with wings

[Anonymous No.]

Is it Saturday already? Right on schedule.
I'm gonna go video games while you continue to torment yourselves for the next five hours.

Because you never learn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581778
>hurr durr femdom bad
Show me exactly where I said that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581781
Be gentle, it's obviously his first day on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581790
Which game is that with Ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581693
She's likable and memorable, not really waifu material though.

>>19581733
Even if you dislike Greenworm and metamorphosis it's still a hard choice
Either work with a Greenworm to get a custom made Papillon who knows you perfectly and has THE body to fulfill all your desires, or meet a stranger meaty extra-lewd Papillon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581791
It's context
The people in this thread misrepesent me to be hating on it and saying it's bad,so by saying "pot meet kettle" you're saying FD is bad
>>19581815
>>19581819
>HURR DURR REDDIT
MD lovers infest this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581831
It's Elona+, I added her as a custom pet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581857
Then leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581866
No.
This is a monster girl thread
Not a "maledom monsters only" thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581848
See, but the "stranger" part is just the same case as literally every other MG. They change gradually over time to match your tastes.
The only real difference is that Greenworm/Papillon gets it done first thing.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mating press a Minotaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dude let me in I'm a reindeer
>Don't you believe in Santa Claus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581866
Don't fucking respond to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581882
>>Don't you believe in Santa Claus?
No?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get mating pressed by a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581857
4chan has always been about freedom of opinion. The only hard rules for /mgt/ are "No NTR", "No furshit" and "no scat/guro/". We're not gonna give that up because of one assblasted faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581870
This has mever been about maledom or femdom. Stop trying to make it about it.
This is just about you, losing your shit over perceived slights. You lose your composure.
Nobody is stopping you from talking about femdom here, okay? Talk.
Don't be offended when everyone thinks your interests are shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581896
Anon that's not how that works.

[Anonymous No.]

Tomboy monster girls are very nice. What monster girls would make the best tomboys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581902
Would a femdom version of the mating press just be really aggressive cowgirl position where her upper body is relaxed instead of upright?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581899
The irony
>>19581900
>Don't be offended when everyone thinks your interests are shit
>This has mever been about maledom or femdom
You contradicted yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581915
Look up "amazon position"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581915
It would just be amazon position, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581887
Don't tell White Horn-san's Wendi students the truth about Santa, you'll break their little hearts! Santa is an old, grizzled Wendigo husband with a big beard and glasses that passes out gifts to all the residents of Winterstown, him and his wife sneak gifts in with the help of the coat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581919
>you contradicted yourself
Nope. I told you that you're allowed to talk about femdom here. You're not immune to criticism though.
The irony indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581919
If you act like a mongloid when promoting the stuff you like, people will eventually grow to hate that stuff.

Just look at mermaids-people used to be indifferent to them, then the mermaidspammer came along and now everyone hates them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581876
You're correct, the result would be the same after a while but it doesn't feel right to admit that
Caring for a Greenworm for a long time and then helping her through metamorphosis should be a magical experience that bring incomparable results but as you said you can just fuck any monster girl enough time and she'll end up your perfect wife

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be rescued from Sabbath bullies by their tsundere Bapho leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581929
Anon, Santa isn't real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581932
"criticism"
so it's wrong for me to "criticize" MD but ok for you people to criticize FD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581933
Redditors are a cancer to the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581933
if you hate something because of someone who likes it,you're a dumbass
Stop pretending that you didn't hate it from the start and are just using this as an excuse

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581946
No, it's wrong for you to act like people not liking what you like is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581941
Then how did this white fur and present show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581955
Where have I ever done that
How is saying I like FD saying it's wrong for you to not like it

[Anonymous No.]

Its the weekend, summers winding down and im too sick for this shit

Lets talk turtles, people like turtles, what would be a good alt color for umi osho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581963
>How is saying I like FD saying it's wrong for you to not like it
>>19581612
>>19581711

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581956
It didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581974
Anon, you're only giving him an avenue to keep bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581963
Because you never talk about femdom.
You only ever talk about maledomfags.
Huh, maybe there's an introspective lesson there for you.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna minotaur to pin me down while I struggle in vain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581941
delet this

[Anonymous No.]

Shut the fuck up all y'all!!

Some folks like femdom
Some folks like maledom
That's god-damned fine

Stop shiting up the thread with all the bitching. I can ignore a greentext if I don't like it. But 50+ posts per thread bitchin about this or that just wastes effort

Imma start mass-reporting again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581975
How did it show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581981
>Because you never talk about femdom.
I make posts in this thread that aren't these ones anon
>>19581974
I never said it was bad,I was saying that people who are gary stus are always into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581986
Deleting the truth isn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581996
>I was saying that people who are gary stus are always into it
And that's bad for you how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582009
Gary stu MD lovers are the worse people in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582016
Hot opinion. Moving on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582016
So? They're not gonna go away just because you want them to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582025
I'm allowed to criticize them for ruining shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582030
>ruining shit
How?

[Anonymous No.]

Would a masochistic Ice Queen enjoy drinking hot chocolate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582047
Because it's all the edgelords want so that's all that's there
There is literally zero FD hellhound content because of these people

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582057
>There is literally zero FD hellhound content
Only because you're not looking hard enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582051
cacao>hot choco

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579849
What about a adventurer that always comes home filthy?

[Anonymous No.]

God I love maledom, especially when it's about dominating a strong and powerful woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582051
Just irrumate her and blow your hot load straight into her throat, that will get her going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582057
>There is literally zero FD hellhound content
So make some instead of bitching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582068
It's true
Literally every story about hellhound is about them being tamed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582057
>There is literally zero FD hellhound content
Except you know, the 4-5 pieces of art of them dominating men and multiple stories.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your Grizzly for today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582084
That's not true though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582084
Then make your own FD story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582051
>masochistic
Ice Queens would get hot and bothered from hot chocolate, it would simulate a husband hugging them warmly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582088
She's getting pizza with extra cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582085
>4-5 pieces of art
Wow it's fucking nothing
>>19582078
>REEEEE STOP LIKING FD
fuck off
>>19582090
it is though

[Anonymous No.]

Is a story about a romance between a monster and a man who was castrated too weird?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582088
Murasaki is a dumb neet. Give me Miyabi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582099
>REEEEE STOP LIKING FD
Show me exactly where he said that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582110
>especially when it's about dominating a strong and powerful woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582078
My brother.
>>19582099
>Wow it's fucking nothing
If you go look at how many other color pictures there are for other girls where they're interacting with men I think you'd find that's actually a good number.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582107
Miyabi is a silly edgy ninja.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582099
>it is though
No it's not: https://pastebin.com/qYvhKG84

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582114
He didn't say people can't like it though and it's funny you keep strawmanning people with the whole REEEEE thing since that's all you've been doing with this derailing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582114
like its a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582126
She's a strong, beautiful woman and she would make an amazing mother even if she's a bit edgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582124
It's even better when she's still strong and powerful in public and around friends/family but is a sub in the bedroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582074
Chocolate is just processed cacao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582134
All Senrans deserve to get corrupted and be made into momsters except Ryona who deserves anal only

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582114
>Stating that you like something is the same as demanding that everyone else like it too
I don't know what autistic hellhole you came from, but you have to go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582088
I'd put honey on my penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582157
and paper is just processed wood
your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582132
>He didn't say people can't like it though
He's saying that strong and powerful women should only be subs
>>19582127
Wow 1 example good job
>>19582162
It's the way he worded it
>>19582142
Cringe
>>19582133
It is

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582168
He is certainly not saying that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582183
Yes he is,it's obvious as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>Those several Anons who mentioned Parasite Slimes/Slime Carriers being similar to symbiotes
>When after several weeks of wet dreams and bouts of nasuea, coupled with hyper-sensitivity a human woman is back to mostly-normal
>The voice inside of her head introduces itself as her 'inner sister', or conscience
>She feels stronger in health than she did before, and doesn't even notice the pseudo-pods that extend from her to grab objects while she's cooking
>Her mindset's mostly normal now, though she's happy that her breasts are finally having their growth spurt after so long of being called a 'late bloomer'
>Oh how they're soft and pliant to the touch, tucked inside of the apron she's wearing that morning
>The back's a bit breezy, she has to admit, but she doesn't seem to mind until she hears the drop of a mug from her squire
>It's so cute the way he struggles, the Slime inside of her overlapping over her human form to give her stronger-than-normal hands that pin him to the ground
>His lips are soft and ill-prepared for her sloppy and hasty kisses
>The fact that his cock is that hard as her apron melts back into her body, the dopey slime-face's grin growing wider makes her heart skip a few beats
>He asks her why she's doing this as she starts to straddle him, two pink pseudo-pods pulling her dripping wet lower lips apart to receive him
"WE LOVE YOU. THAT'S WHY."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582161
That's too far, Ryona should be corrupted so she can enjoy it with her sister!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582168
When you get to the point where you are replying to 5 people at once, you need to rethink your tactics. I'm not saying any argumentum ad populum BS, but your arguments are getting weaker as you reply to more people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582168
>It's the way he worded it
Does that mean if I say "God I love ice cream, especially when it's Neapolitan", I'm demanding that everyone else only like Neapolitan?

You know there's a name for people like you.
INSECURE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582193
Fuck off, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

just noticed the monster musume manga is listed under the Books:Self-Help:Relationships:Mate-Seeking section of amazon.
that is rather curious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582168
>this level of paranoia
He said he likes it, not that they only should be.
>It's the way he worded it
It's the way you wanted to read it, you have mental deficiencies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582210
No,but if you attack someone for liking strawberry then you are trying to demand they only like neapolitan

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Us moving in to my house after finally convincing her that I can't live in her rape cave my whole life and educating a previously feral monster girl on how to use the toaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582248
>He said he likes it
Yes but the way he said it is basically him saying that strong and powerful are only good in that situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582231
Well it is complete trash.

[Anonymous No.]

How have you anons not learned the glaringly obvious way this paranoid ESL retard types yet? Just report and ignore for fuck's god-damn sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
Falling asleep in her coils. Ive never been able to sleep comfortably because I always felt vulnerable. With a lamia wrapped around me, there’s no safer place in the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582285
The fact you can't prove me wrong proves everything there is to prove

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582260
Tell me, how does someone as dense as you manage to make it through day-to-day life?
>>19582285
>implying the mods won't just file it away and go back to fapping to Sanae doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582295
He is literally saying
"I know you like x to do y but it would be better if x did z"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582285
I guess not, because I don't know to which person you are referring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582214
???

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never lick the sweat off a minotaur post work-out

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582285
The fact that his presence always seems to coincide with hard-femdom minotaur posting is very telling too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581756
The best faries are tiny until they feel so much love from their husband that they turn big because they can’t hold it all in their small body. A la that one scene from Hook

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582318
I want my Minotaur bully to take me behind the school during lunch and have me suck the milk out of her breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582231
I wish crab didn't go full retard with it. It was enjoyable first but now its just so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582331
You have no idea how much I fucking hate myself for understanding the reference before finishing the reading of your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582328
>REEEEE STOP LIKING FD
Epic post

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty Trolls in jumpsuits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582353
havn't read since the convention, what happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582374
>troll
>small hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582328
Nailed it

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna minotaur to choke me with her thighs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582303
Wow, at this point I'm guessing you're either
A. A very powerful empath who can discern the feelings behind a person's statement to a degree not even they're aware
or
B. A incredibly dense summerfag who can't handle people having different tastes than him.
Using Occam's Razor, I'm gonna go with B.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582390
Go back to whining about maledom you fucking nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582392
I'm fine with different tastes
I'm not fire with diferent taste being the different changing mi and berating
>a very powerful empath
You don't have to be an empath to read between the lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582374
Looks like Yuuka desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582401
>This has mever been about maledom or femdom. Stop trying to make it about it.
And yet here we are,getting attacked for a post which did nothing wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582410
the paranoia is getting out of hand, idk why they cant just ignore. The guy would go away if he wasn't getting >you's

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582416
>paranoia
How is it paranoid?
I made a FD post and someone get mad about it
I was proven right

[Anonymous No.]

>Can't even talk about Minotaurs anymore thanks to this fucking redditor

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582416
Doesn't stop trash like >>19582193 and the Minotaur spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582426
How the fuck is >>19582193 trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582424
>REEEEE STOP LIKING FD MINIOTAURS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582404
>read between the lines
There's nothing to read. You're not even flogging a dead horse now-you're trying to flog the empty space where the horse was after it was picked up and taken away to be rendered down for dog food at the local factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582431
Talking about MGs that aren’t super popular is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582431
Parasite Slimes are trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582437
It's very obvious to anyone not biased
you're just a MD fanboy who doesn't want to admit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582440
No, spamming is forbidden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582450
>It's very obvious
The only thing that's obvious is your retardation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582380
It became way too stretched out. I dropped it around the vampire, because it was just so uninteresting and plain boring. Crab makes interesting, but very basic characters. I'm okay with this, they are fine, but then he dumps a shitload of characters, and forgets about the existing ones. You want to see some development over these characters not introduce new ones again and again, where the old ones end up in the dumpster like they never existed, and you can't really get attached or feel anything towards them. Not only character but the overall plot is now goes into a who gives a shit to forgettable at best tier. Its always the new character->new character brings a problem->conflict->solution and on the next chapter its like nothing happened at all, and this demonic circle continues forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582431
don't even bother, he's either autistic or fishing for responses. Either way just report and ignore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582452
Hey, good thing it's not spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581970
>tfw no hippie turtle gf to let you paint her shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582469
>endless variations of "I want minotaur to X"
>not spam
Uh-huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582469
>>19582475
Fuck, I thought >>19582431 was talking about Minospammer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582475
I'm not referring to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582471
what would you paint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582489
Whatever she wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582471
What about a Hawaiian Umi Osho with caramel skin and short hair who strips down so you can paint her shell without risking her clothes?
I'd bet she'd be willing to teach you how to surf on her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582494
Dicks it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582497
ANON NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582506
Anon yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582380
Pretty much what >>19582466 says but some other things.

>They encounter a Black Slime, with another Kaiju Suu chapter. This introduces Dick-Ass Film Maker's brother: HANDSOME RESEARCH CEO™, who has had some past with Rachnera
>Darling gets sent to Planet Nam-- Heuco Mund-- Minotaur Farm where we're reintroduced to Cathyl and all those cows from the omake he did
>Rather than plot development it's all about how Darling is well-suited to being a house husband or a farmer, with him milking every fucking cow and pan faun on the fucking farm
>There's also some red-skinned Satyrs because why not
>Shenanigans ensue, Rachnera cuts corners, Darling very nearly gets the MOO, Cathyl's a dumb whore, there's a flock of seagulls, the works
>ANOTHER CHAPTER WITH THE BLOOD SUCKERS talking about blood sucker things. Turns out Leech has a penis because she's the Designated Futanari Gag Character™
>Still no advancement of the plot whatsoever, so it makes you wonder if Crab is just incompetent or if he actually works on some shit like Steven Universe with how many pacing issues this fucking manga has

Pic is related in this is how the average reader and especially Miiafag feels with the fucking blueballing for the comfier days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582507
Stop!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582513
>>Still no advancement of the plot whatsoever
what plot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582524
Well considering she's a hippie she's probably got a book full of psychedelic designs based on dicks that she'd be happy to wear on her shell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582506
what did you even expect? If a man has a chance to draw a dick into a book he'll draw a dick in a book. Its just boys being boys.

>>19582528
Well it was that Miia gets the D.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582528
Darling is supposed to be getting married to one of the girls because it's an important part of integrating demi-humans into normal Japanese society. The last time Smith mentioned it was nearly 50 chapters ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582513
Even SU managed to remember that there was a goddamn plot involved.
Also RIP Leech. What a fucking hack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582538
>Darling is supposed to be getting married...
why do people keep forgetting this is a harem manga?

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound lolis are for bending them over things and anal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582566
Yes and no.
Anal is garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582543
>Even SU managed to remember that there was a goddamn plot involved.
Truly she is best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582566
No, they're for being childhood friends with.
They're for running around with in the backyard, and collapsing on the couch afterwards as her mom brings the two of you juice and snacks.
They're for slowly falling in love with, leading up to her tenderly and awkwardly taking your virginity on your 16th birthday while giving you hers.
They're for having bed-breaking sex with once the two of you really get experienced at fucking each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582543
>Also RIP Leech
I still like her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582596
>love
love is a joke with no punchline

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582543
Wait? What happened to leech? Is lamprey ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582550
Like that will stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582536
>If a man has a chance to draw a dick into a book he'll draw a dick in a book.
Considering what the Umi Osho race's gimmick is, she'd probably take that as a sign that you want to make her your private blowjob onahole.
Even if that's not what you want, she'd grope at your dick and talk about how much she wants you to facefuck her as she looks up to you with hearts in her eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582613
That chick has a dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582612
>He says, posting monstergirl whose whole thing is getting a man to love her forever by force.
What's it like being in early high-school? I've forgotten.

>>19582621
Just imagine the honeymoon with all those wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582613
See >>19582626
Congrats, another Quality™ addition from crab.

[Anonymous No.]

>Mods finally did their jobs for once

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582613
Leech is a true hermaphrodite and the Lamprey wants the leech D. Because Crab is a fucking hack.

[Anonymous No.]

Uuh, can we not? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's stop talking about the thing we don't like and start talking about lewd things to do around the house with a monstergirl wife.
I'll start, I want to see how much trouble my Demonfu would have managing her finances on the computer while I'm fucking her plump ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582626
>>19582633
No way, y'all are fucking with me right? You two know how much I hate dickgirls so you made this up.....please?
>>19582645
AAAAAHHHH FUCKING! I gotta go guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582649
Baronessfag no

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582655
Wrong demonfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582653
we warned you about crab bro
we told you dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582658
Psychiatrist Demonfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582660
Anon, that's still Baronessfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582664
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582664
I don't understand you, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582671
>>19582674
Baronessfag and Psychiatrist Demonfag are the same person, I'm the one with the Childhood Friend and all the adopterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582443
Parasite Slimes are trash and it's pretty clear from the Made in Pedophilia monsterboy image used it's fucking furfaggot bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582682
Huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582664
>>19582682
I'm a demonfag too, but I'm not you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582686
I'm Childhood Friend Demonfag.

>>19582689
Isn't Baronessfag a Psychiatrist? Or am I remembering this shit wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582659
I've been on the edge since Centouras mom was introduced. But this is just bullshit. My day is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582683
Slow down there dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582706
Dude, stop bringing it up. Just talk about good monster waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582645
uhh guess I have to read up on it again
inb4 greetinga from /d/
based crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582721
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582699
I like fit demons. I guess there is a lot of demonfag variants here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582712
Ok you're right. I can't wait for my Wendigo commision to be done

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582712
Kraken is objectively the best waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582727
I do

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582683
I'm not the earlier dude and I'm no bollocks, but Paraslimes are NOT trash, and are in fact an interesting addition to the encyclopedia, with lots of potential benefits as a wife. As a lover of slime I can't count them out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582749
Parasite slimes are trash.
Slime Carriers are better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582731
I disagree, but can't fault you for taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582709
>Faputa will never give you her everything
>Literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582770
Okay wise guy, I deserve that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582770
Parasite Slimes have the potential to be very cute when portrayed correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582731
Slutty cowtits

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>>19582793
Slimes in armors are better than parasite slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582793
Frigid paladins need a wingwoman to help them out, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582793
That's a cute one indeed. Marry a Heroine and get her rambunctious familiar to compliment.

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>>19582782
It was too easy.

>>19582793
Yeah, but the truth is that just like any other parasitic species, it'll get treated like shit regardless of its gimmick. In theory, the slime carrier could be very cute, since it's just a human girl with added slime, so that can fit just about any type of girl: Nurses, Nuns, Nudists etc.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=70018989
Holy
shit.
I don't even have a pillow but I might have to grab one for this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582842
>only one tail
How pure!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582731
SUMMON THE CHAOS GODS!

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>>19582709
Nigga there's only one fucking faggot who uses Bondrewd images and actually likes that pedo bait series in this thread. Not fucking rocket science. He's also a furry in denial.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582834
Honestly, Parasite Slimes would be much more popular if they could make their own bodies once they have a host.
Just imagine a bubbly pink slime groping her host from behind while telling you how she and her "onee-san" are going to rock your world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582842
That's a very thick fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582859
I mean, with the Dark Matter extra art in mind, that wouldn't be bad at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582683
>>19582856
>Being this mad about loli
I hate to tell you anon but made in abyss was actually really popular in general that season, bollocks isn't the only one who watched it.
>>19582842
Look at that fertile body, I don't blame you for wanting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582889
The manga is far less subtle about it than the anime. Has a literal ten year old getting excited about robot penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582689
I'm not primarily a demonfag but I want a pear-shaped loli Demon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582645
Goddamit.

Well, I guess the Mosquito is now my favorite bloodsucker of the group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583008
Shimakaze makes a good mosquito.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583008
She probably has AIDS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583041
I liked those party Owls from that chapter too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583008
Mosquitoes make great bloodsuckers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582051
That golden dress looks wonderful on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583051
Great. Now I'm imagining a barn owl/screech owl scream rock band. Playing every night at 3am. Right outside my window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583051
Can harpy owls do the head thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583088
They just want you to live a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583093
I'd imagine they could. I also imagine they'd have larger eyes than the average harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583093
>>19583110

I want to hug a harpy owl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582842
>human ears
Ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583088
>Yep, that's an Owl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583155
please don't molest the owls sir, they are very noble and intelligent, not at all lewd

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583168
Just inspecting the Owls sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583155
That's a cute owl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583088
Or they do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhKn46XVdVw

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583188
Not cute, Kashkoi.

Now make them curry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583155
Owls are the most anime of birds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583223
Great, now I want someone to draw an Owl Girl in this smug pose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583155

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581756
>small is just unsettling if you want to fuck it.
I'm calling the Sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583240
Hey, what's that Raccoon doing? That's just gonna make my job more difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581756
The_wonders_of_stretching.jpg

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>>19583254
>Raccoon
Thats a bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583260
Oh you're right. similar hairstyle, but missing the fluffy tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583274
Silly Raccoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583274
Raccon is stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583260
And what a bear

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583287
She tries okay.

[Anonymous No.]

i never knew how much i needed an owl girl to stalk me at night and silently swoop ontop of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583306
Well, now I know what bird-type girl I'd like to see KC do next.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583306
>Owl Girl with amazingly elaborate Eyebrows lands on your shoulder.
>Leans in your ear, whispers at ASMR intensity.
>"Who?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583324
I'd like a roc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583043
Malaria actually.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone have a similar issue where their favorite personality type isn't tied to a monster group they're particularly fond of?

I really like the traditional dere dere romance of mermaids, and while nice- they can be too vanilla at times for me, unda da sea home can be a put off as well occasionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>The Legion was officially defeat

Truly this is a dark day for Demon family monster girls everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583387
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583387
>Caring about the Warcraft storyline in this day and age

[Anonymous No.]

>>19582193
Nobody wants you here, Bollocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583348
Do you want her to roc your world?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583297
I want a bear like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583396
This, I only care about the girls themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583324
I want a Phoenix, why won't he draw a Phoenix?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583403
go stick your dick in some honey and run naked through the woods

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583387
I want to headpat Druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583168
>Don't do that
>You shouldn't do that

[Anonymous No.]

This is your wife now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583435
That's a quick way to get some ants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583305
She sure does

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583435
>anon chased by bees and wasps
>the bear is too lazy to bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583453
not my choice but i'd accept

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581941
>Santa isn't real
Then who was beating Arius at council of Nikaea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583326
>No stalker owl girl that follows you home from work everyday.
>She stands outside your windows peering in looking for you.
>She is completely harmless so you don't really mind.
>Everytime you try and talk to her though she just blushes and flys away rather clumsy, only to follow you around the next day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583441
I want to tease her tail

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19583387
Warcraft lore jumped the boat years ago. Now all we can do is bang Elves and gas the furries with plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583489
global rule 3

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>>19583403
>grizzly tries to sneak into her wererabbit friend's house to eat some of her honey
>gets stuck in the rabbit hole because she's been eating too much honey lately
>that's when anon walks by and sees a bear butt sticking out of the wall
You wouldn't take advantage of this silly bear's predicament,, would you?

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>>19583487
i want her to aggressively shove a FAT spade into my pants and wrap it around

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly have to wonder what's going on with retards like this >>19583489, I don't think it's intentional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583508
Of course not, I'd do what any good Samaritan would do and help pull her free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583508
What a bother. I'd absolutely bully her butt before saving her.

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>>19583479
Athanasius, espouser of homoousious alps. He says that an Alp from stage 0 to stage 3 are and were at all times the same girl, whether or not her genitals reflect the reality.
Arius, the absolute madman, thinks Alps and the men they were before mamonobama are distinct and severable. His disciples still argue about where in stage 1-3 they draw the line of female transformation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583508
i'm gonna find out what that cunny tastes like and she leglocks my head in as she cums so i get addicted to her honey pot juices

[Anonymous No.]

Big fish tits.

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>>19583524
>>19583535
Be careful when you do pull her out, though. She's stuck in there good.
>you grab her by the hips and try to free her from the hole
>you forget to steady yourself on the first few tugs, so you accidentally slam your crotch into her plush backside
>it feels so soft that you unintentionally pop a boner
>you continue to try and pull her out despite your throbbing erection
>she finally slips free, but you put too much strength into your last tug, sending you falling flat on your back
>she falls back too, landing her plump rump right on your dick, hotdogging you through your clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19579160
oooo a shiny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583489
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583489
How is this still up? It violates global rule 3, and it's off-topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583537
>Want to read a VN
>Find one that recommended by a bunch of people
>It's supposedly an emotional story about a guy getting his life together after a terrible accident that ended his dream of becoming a musician
>Easily get a link to download it for free
>It's overall good but there are some unskippable unavoidable lewd scenes with your blood related barely JC imouto
>No big chested female character anywhere
>Somehow end up fucking the flat chested shy girl on the third meeting with her
This actually happened to me years ago. Doesn't it sound like the sort of thing the Sabbath would do?
Just imagine all those Familiars and Witches working hard to make propaganda VN, manga, games, etc...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583493
The only people who care about warcraft nowadays are either genuine addicts or fools trying to re-capture a feeling that they had over a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583656
Didn't mean to reply to >>19583537
I'd a Sabbath Alp gamemaker though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583676
>Sabbath Alp
So, an otouto who wanted to get fucked by his onii-chan so bad he alped? I could get behind that, both figuratively and literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583716
>who wanted to get fucked by his onii-chan so bad he alped
That would never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583665
Honestly I still play Warcraft because a majority of my guild mates and friends still play it. But we all realize that the "Good Old Days" are long past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583722
Would happen way more than you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583722
Never underestimate the power of the dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>alpfags
>>>/lgbt/

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>>19583735
Valkyrie Crusade huh? Used to play that game a lot. Fenrir was really cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, calling them alps doesn't even make any sense. Aren't alps the things that were used to explain sleep paralysis, or am I wrong? That has nothing to do with the design or profile, it's bunyip-tier

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583722
With all the monster girl advertising on tv talking about how good it feels to get dicked, I'm sure there are a few young minds who would start to get curious about whether or not that was true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583742
why would men go to a gay board for talking about fucking cute girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583747
I thought that was ghosts, or demons sitting on your chest
>Ara ara, what's wrong? Can't move with me grinding my crotch on your manly chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583716
I had in mind a lolicon gamemaker who loves lolis so much that he wants to become one
Imagine how happy she'd be to take her first dicking with her new cute little girl body she wanted for so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583747
Alps were essentially Succubi or Nightmares in germanic lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583760
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alp_(folklore)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19581127
I keep having a recurring daydream about a Demon who targets me by shapeshifting into a normal looking girl and moving into town and slowly seducing me. We fall in love but she keeps her secret since it's strong Order territory. Even after we marry she keeps up the charade. One day a paladin of the Order figures it out and tracks us down and shows me the truth using either magic or a poisoned dart or something to counter her disguise spell. Then the paladin tries to convince me to let him exterminate her. I ask him if he'll let me do it myself since I'm the victim of her deception, and when he hands me his weapon I knock him out with it, because no one is gonna come between me and my wife, even if she's not what I thought she was. Then we skip town for a Demon Realm and never look back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583760
So a ghost girl who tailors her appearance to your fetishes by sneaking into your mind and then raping you at night?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583780
She'd probably be heartpupiling the whole way, even as you're stuffing what few belongings you have into a carriage to make your great escape into the night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583665
Beware the Mist Continent Monkeys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583780
Lame

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>>19583833
>Calling romantic stuff lame
That's how you get a Cupid commando sent after you

[Anonymous No.]

>You'll never got well known enough as a warrior that girls on the other side will try to get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583819
>no, I will not call you "Goku"

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>>19583665
Don't worry, Classic will bring back all the-

Hahaha, I can't finish that sentence. The attitude of MMO players has been irrevocably changed and they could literally re-release original WoW with the original patch order in identical circumstances and I'll guaran-damn-tee you that "the magic" will still not be there

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>>19583784
Yeah I keep thinking about her fear when I say I want to get rid of her myself, to her surprise and happy tears when I turn on the Paladin instead.

>>19583833
Yeah, it's pretty dumb, but I'm a soft loser at heart, so whatever.

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>>19582770
Both of them are fucking garbage and belong on /trash/ with the Sith girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583919
As someone who played from vanilla to right before Mists, I agree. Too many things other than just the original software have to align for "the magic".

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>>19583919
>The attitude of MMO players has been irrevocably changed
I think this is a big reason why the old MMO craze lightning will never strike again.
Around the time of the old heydays of WoW, RS, etc it seemed like there was a lot less of a push for "optimization," so to speak, and a whole lot more room for screwing around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583944
You sound like a little bitch. Did a parasite slime corrupt your wife or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583988
If a parasite slime corrupted his wife, he'd be too busy being raped to type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583963
Who is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584001
I'd let her join my adventuring party. Now I just have to find a gunslinger mino and an elf mage and we can go dungeoning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584033
i want a rata thief, hellhound brawler and shog support with me empowered by an ignis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584045
>shog support
>she heals you by filling wounds with herself
This is why I can't deal with shogs. At some point you're more chaos slime than man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584031
It's been so long I had to actually look it up again. It's supposed to be Deathwing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583963
I want to bully loli deathwing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584033
I'll take an Automaton Berserker, a Mimic Merchant, and a Dark Slime Sorceress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584065
but i love shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19583665
I played until Legion, I think BfA will be a total blunder

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584033
Id definitely just tag along with a anon and his party. Me and my wendigo waifu could provide some decent offense, with a side of bullshit tactics too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584065
>heals by filling wounds with herself

Stop. My penis can only get so erect.

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>>19584065
I fail to see the problem. Why are people so attached the concept of being purely human? I mean, your mind and soul will remain the same, so what's wrong with the body changing into something stronger, even at the cost of being "human"? I can understand disliking Mindflayer/Wendigo/Night Gaunt transformations because that body type may be totally unsuitable, but with Shoggoth you even look the same, just with extra invulnerability due to slime.

>>19584033
I want a Ghandarva bard, Mantis rogue, and High Orc fighter/berserker

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584136
>she hands anybody else but her husband or friends a potion with a look of disgust

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584144
I like my flaws

[Anonymous No.]

>>19580767
>pour some onto a fry

How the fuck do you eat fries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584149
you ever had to deal with kidney stones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584144
>Defending being a non male human
Die.

[Anonymous No.]

i like to imagine shog is a very contained anna type of yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584180
I would like a nice harem where each mouse was a different flavor of yandere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584149
You'll still have your mental/personality flaws. And it probably won't make you look any better, you're just a little harder to kill. And think about all the stubbed toes you'll avoid.

>>19584166
There's a difference between non-human and extra-human. Like I said, I'm not defending Wendigo, Mindflayer, Atlach Nacha, or Night Gaunt since they completely change you. Shoggoth is just giving you an extra power, it's no different than having a contract with an Ignis to gain fire powers. You're like any other human, but with one extra advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584166
>>19584208
That's the insidious thing about MGE. Unlike settings such as MGQ or VH which wear their depravity on their sleeves, MGE masquerades as a wholesome waifu fantasy before hitting you in the face with shit like
>alps
>gangbang potions
>monsters that turn you into squids
>monsters that turn you into giant tentacle-spiders
>potions that turn you into a giant rape-happy dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584227
I read that last one as 'monsters' instead of 'potions', and had to do a double-take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584227
>gangbang potions
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/d/image/1533/30/1533303963214.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584227
>gangbang potions
The ones that clone you? What's wrong with those, it's all still you, right? What's wrong with fucking a girl in two or three places at once?

>potions that turn you into a giant rape-happy dog
I forget what that is, but that does sound scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584259
I'd have imagined you'd post the demon one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584180
Didn't she feed someone her "love juice"?
Twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584274
Source? Demon gangbang sounds delicious.

>>19584278
Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584278
Yes. And we'll never get another season because her voice actor died. An utter travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584227
Im ok with the transformation because the husband can change back to a human. Alps are weird though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584270
>that does sound scary.
It's a Wonderland exclusive, go figure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584281
http://mgewiki.com/images/7/77/Demon123a.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584291
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584291
Grazie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584290
Yeah but which item is it, either I've forgotten it or I haven't read that guide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584313
Not him but if I recall well it's the diamond trumparts that can turn you into one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584278
>>19584180
Anna was a super-lewd nymphomaniac who didn't realize any of the shit was doing was in any way sexual.

I guess she was supposed be an example of how the changes her mom wanted to make to society were fucking stupid. She grew up not understanding her newfound desires and they started to consume her.

It's ironic that the woman most pushing for those kinds of puritan views to become mandatory and enforced with listening devices on everyone ended up having a child that was the natural antithesis to her whole ideology.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ah... Thanks for the flowers. You'll get lots of rewards tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584318
Her mother was just a useful idiot. The true mastermind of the whole thing was a fat, hideous woman who was just ultra butthurt that no one wanted to fuck her and decided that if she can't get laid, no one can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584366
I want to draw a question mark between her exclamation points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584227
ill never understand why kc decided to include animal fuckery

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584318
What I wouldn't give to corrupt Anna and her mom with loads of DE until they are monsters that can't stop having lewd thoughts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584470
Because he has a compulsive need to please as many people as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584366
I want a super tall, professional anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anubis: did that damn snake take my clothes again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584472
>that can't stop having lewd thoughts

Anna was already like that. And I assumed her mom was like that too.

[Anonymous No.]

Best imp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584634
I'd brush those teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584634
Didn't she call herself a succubus in a recent episode? Wonder what gives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584567
Stop making trash posts nigger.
>>/jp/image/LwAEYc75MN713MUCFHIdlw

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584696
I'm gonna guess that's fun with translations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19584724
I'd be inclined to agree, but I heard sakyubassu or however that's romanized several times leading up to and during the revelation that Albedo is actually too pure for this world (or at least that horse). Stupid Papa Bones and his not having a dick.