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S-stupid Anon, it's not like I asked you to find my phylactery...! I... I would've found it eventually...

Well, I guess it can't be helped.. It's going to be cold tonight, come in and I'll make some tea.

>> No.1952195

I have more pressing matters, Some paladins have been snooping around my keep, so i'll have to take a rain check on the tea.

Perhaps some other time.

>> No.1952206

>>1952195

Whoops, someone's heading towards a bad end. Should've bought the Official Prima Strategy Guide!

>> No.1952214

Have you read your ELH today, anonymous?

>> No.1952220

[ ] "I'd like to know more about you. Why did you become a lich?"

[ ] "This tea is horrible, did you put tomb dust in it or something?"

[ ] Tender necrophilia.

>> No.1952221

Don't listen to that fool, I'd be happy to join you for tea.

>> No.1952224
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1952224

I cast Rank X Tomb Serpent on my penis.

>> No.1952233

>>1952220
>[x] "I'd like to know more about you. Why did you become a lich?"

>> No.1952237

This horned thing on my head is KILLING ME!

>> No.1952238
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>>1952192
How the hell is Kel'thuzad a tsundere?

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1952244

Jeez, you're always misplacing that thing... What an unreliable older sister I have!

>> No.1952262

Did you know that phylacteries are actually quite easy to break? You could put one in a diamond and that gem would become brittle enough to smash with a hammer.

So here's the deal Lich, I am now the master and you are the loyal servant. Otherwise I'm going to break your eternity into a million little pieces.

First order of business, cast a gease upon yourself to obey my commands or I'll break the phylactery.

Second order of business, get into bed and warm yourself up, polymorph if you have to. I'll be along in a second.

>> No.1952271

>>1952262

Sun'dere casts Invoke Death (Instant).
you suffer 120,000 shadow damage.
You die.

>> No.1952273

>>1952238
>>1952244

Arthasmind.

>> No.1952278

>>1952262

Protip: Doing that just makes them vulnerable to destruction, until they can recreate it. Unless you can take on the highest order of undead, bad idea.

>> No.1952288

>>1952271

Aw goddamnit, I guess I'll just have to wait until the rest of my party true resurrects me. Then I'm going to find the real phylactery that I hid away to destroy later, then smash it.

What, did you think I'd be dumb enough to carry it with me when I went to see her?


It's a shame, no Lich waifu or undead army to command but at least I can be the hero this way.

>> No.1952289

>>1952262
Oh, did I forget to tell you that I am a Demi Lich? I thank you for your selfless act of self damnation by touching it.

>> No.1952297

This better not be warcraft shit.

>> No.1952293

>>1952244

Dearest and most exalted Arthas, the final of queens.
We, thy most humble servants, the Knights of the Ebon Blade have been abducted and forced into servitude under the traitor of traitors Darion Mograine. It is obvious he does not care for our wellbeing anymore than for the fetid refuse still in his dead gut, and he will certainly lead us to ruin. We beg of you most humbly, smite him with thine great cold paw and grant us a fitting leader.
Hail Menethil.

>> No.1952299

Just join the Lich for some fucking tea already.

>> No.1952308

Arent liches supposed to be skeletons and not fucking hot?

>> No.1952309

I join the Lich for tea. I ask her about her vital statistics...I mean her character levels!

>> No.1952313

>>1952289
If you're a demi lich you wouldn't have a smoking hot body.

Or anybody.

So, yeah.

And if I'm willing to have sex with a lich do you really think I care if I've just damned myself?

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>>1952297
The Lich King is not pleased with you.

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>>1952238
>>1952244

>> No.1952321

>>1952313
PROTIP:Illusion

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>>1952293

>> No.1952335
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1952335

I WANT PICTURES, PICTURES OF WHITEMANE!

>> No.1952340

>>1952319
facepalm.jpg
Can't chinks do something right for fuck's sake.
Body and armor proportions wrong.

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>>1952325

There is no escape.
Behold him in all his glory, seated upon the Frozen Throne.

>> No.1952358

>>1952336
Goddamn it all makes sense now!

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>>1952335

Don't wanna, don't wanna.

>> No.1952374

>>1952340

It's a loli, with cute armor. Stop bitching and fap.

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1952378

And just to completely kill this thread...

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>>1952370

Poor, foolish, earthbound inquisitrix.
You must know, the dark side of the moon has yet to teach you horrors undreamed of.

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1952390

Careful, she employs someone whose official job title is "Secret Flesh Tearing Guy."

>> No.1952401

WoW? In my /jp/?

Now I've seen everything.

>> No.1952458

who's the chick in the op

>> No.1952460

>>1952458
Keine'thuzad

>> No.1952590

I'd put on my robe and wizard hat, if you know what I mean.

>> No.1952596
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>>1952460
KEINE?

>> No.1952597

>>1952590
And I mean they're blessed items to boost my attack stats.

>> No.1952601

>>1952590
I know what you mean. You just provoked an attack of opportunity while putting on your stuff.

>> No.1952613

>>1952597
>boost my attack stats
So you can pentrate her damage reduction?

>> No.1953021

>>1952613

that's what my deathclaw gauntlet is for

>> No.1953107

The problem with the OP being Kel'thuzad, is that Kel'thuzad was a troll.

>> No.1953128

>>1952401
> WoW? In my /jp/?
Really? Sounds like D&D to me.

Anyway, Shiki can kill Demi-Liches, discuss.

>> No.1953143
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1953143

The undead are not real.

>> No.1953147

>>1953143
Just because they die doesn't mean they can't come back. That is the flaw in your reasoning.

>> No.1953150

Keep that Blizzard shit out of my /jp/

>> No.1953160

>>1953150
>sage in fields other than e-mail
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>> No.1953210

>>1953128
What's to "kill"? They're already dead.

>> No.1953223

>>1953150
but /jp/ is full with WoW faggots

>> No.1953226

>>1953210
What about Servants? They already died at least once, and they are alive!

>> No.1953228

>>1953210
liches aren't dead

>> No.1953234

>>1953228
Are you sure you understand what a lich is?

>> No.1953249

>>1952596
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/284825/auer-books-chains-ex_keine-horns-kamishirasawa_kei

>> No.1953265

>>1953234
Yes, they themselves never died. They are attached to a corpse though.

>> No.1953273

It's like I am really in /v/

>> No.1953292

>>1953128
Actually, I don't think he can. The lich's 'life' would be in the phylactery, and the only way to kill a lich would be to destroy the phylactery.

He might be able to end a lich's current form, but to kill the lich itself he'd need to destroy the phylactery. In contrast, Roa didn't have a phylactery, so he was able to get killed.

>> No.1953306

>>1953265
You have a bizarre concept of being alive.

>> No.1953316

>>1953306
undeath with no dying ... not my cup of tea, but I guess it works.

>> No.1953384

>>1953265
>Yes, they themselves never died.
Once again, I'll ask. Are you sure you understand what a lich is?

>> No.1953456

>>1953265

I don't remember a whole lot about liches but I am pretty sure part of the process to become one requires the potential lich to die first.

>> No.1954314

>>1953456
Yes. And if they make a mistake in the process they simply end up dead rather than undead.

>> No.1954370

Arthas is a lich king but he is pretty much mortal and human.

>> No.1954384

>>1954370

What? No he's not.

He was a death knight, which are, y'know, dead, and then got eaten by a warlock ghost.

>> No.1954385

>>1954370
>Warcraft lore

lol

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