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I don't know what just happened, so let's try this again. ♥

>> No.1947555

You use love sign, I use this > :3
Ok ?

>> No.1947571
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>>1947555
Fine by me. ♥

>> No.1947583

Yippee. We DBZ fans and aya-sama fans are true bros. :3

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:3

>> No.1947780

Oh noz. You lie, aya-sama fan.
You are not a true bro. You deleted my DBZ picture. ;_;

>> No.1947791

Deal's broken, bro.
What'cha gonna do now ?
You are in a dimly lit hallway. You look around and see idol posters everywhere literally. Ceiling, walls, ground.

1. Walk forward.
2. Search for a door.

>> No.1947798

>>1947791
Is there an end to the hallway ?

>> No.1947803

How long until you will marry her, DHAF?

>> No.1947814
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>>1947803
A few more years. Two, maybe three. ♥

>> No.1947813

>>1947803
What do you mean DHAF ? There's no such character in the game.

>>1947798
Just pick a choice.
It's dimly lit, so you can't see very far. :3

>> No.1947825

>>1947814
Why you not answer me. ;_;
I-I should have listened to anon, idol fans are heartless. ;_;

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>>1947825
Since it's a room full of idol posters it can't be bad. I choose to walk forward. ♥

>> No.1947846

>>1947837
Sorry. For idol fans.
Drooling and yiffing on all fours is the only option.

>> No.1947860

>>1947846
LOL.

I'll join this game too !
Good times were had at /x/.
I hope this has a combination of /jp/ and /x/ epicness.
You'd better deliver, anon.

>> No.1947872

>>1947837
>>room
facepalm.jpg
Go back to school.

>> No.1947888

>>1947814
What is your plan?

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>>1947888
People keep asking me this question. I won't reveal it to you because I don't want anyone to copy my plan. But trust me, I will definitely succeed.

>> No.1947926

>>1947921
That is understandable. Good luck with whatever depraved stunt you've devised.

>> No.1947929

>>1947921
If you fail will you kill yourself?

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>>1947929
>If you fail
I won't. ♥

>> No.1947942

You truly are dedicated.

>> No.1947946

>>1947935
Oh, I see. Chloroform, blunt object, or something else?

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>>1947935

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>>1947921
>I don't want anyone to copy my plan.
Afraid they'll kidnap her before you get the chance?

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>>1947970
Ah, took you a while, "Superior Aya"-guy. I wonder if this has anything to do with the discussion you had with your buddy in the H!P thread. Seems like I'm not the only one who noticed that you have grown to like me. Don't be afraid to show your true feelings. You already have a very special place in my heart. ♥

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>> No.1948444

Hot asian is hot, more plox maybe with nipples?

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>>1948190
>I wonder if this has anything to do with the discussion you had with your buddy in the H!P thread.
Nah, I've been crippled by random BSoDs the past few days caused by repeatedly corrupted system files.

Its truly been a pain in the ass, if I didn't have Lumines Supernova to calm me I'd surely be insane by now.

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I am proud of my daughter chan here.
She has inherited my troll-i-don't-care attitudes.
We shall rule idolfaggies world wide !

>> No.1951019

Suddenly. Aidorufaggies every where !
Useless Janitor. Baaaawwwwww

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Anon is the dedicated fan.
OP is false troll. :3

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>> No.1952211

>>1951046
Sure is /x/ around here. Moar ?

>> No.1952232

>>1947837
saved, that's nice picture.

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>> No.1953070

.

>> No.1953110

>>1953070
Age since you don't know what sage does. Maybe someone will tell you.

>> No.1953122

>>1953110
You should definitely look into that yourself.

>> No.1953139

>>1953122
Durf.

>> No.1953144

>>1953122

LOL newfags

>> No.1953148

>>1953070
>>1953122
The only thing sage does is stop your post from bumping a thread. Making an empty sage post is pointless. Wow, you increased the post count by 1. I'm sure the thread will reach it's limit any minute now. Have fun with your /b/ shit.

>> No.1953163

>>1953148
Have fun raging on the internet.

>> No.1953171

>>1953144
>newfags

go back to /b/

>> No.1953203

>>1953148
To be fair, it's not an empty post; it's a period post. It's still pretty pointless, but yeah!

>> No.1953204

>>1953163
Being butthurt is never fun. It's best to just move on, you know.

>> No.1953224

>>1953204
Yeah, I wish >>1953148 would take that advice instead of raging about pointless things on the web.

>> No.1953225

>>1953203
Actually, it has all the decimal points it needs.

>> No.1953245

>>1953203
It shows displeasure of OPs pointless image dumping, it doesn't need any more explanation.

>> No.1953609
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>> No.1953619

Get this child some food ASAP.

>> No.1953675

>>1953245
oh god no, displeasure

>> No.1953763

>>1953609
"With one eye looking at me and one looking at Rick."

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>> No.1956012

>>1955945

Awwww, guess someone will /wrist.
That guy sure look like aids hirano boyfriend.

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>>1956012
No, he doesn't.

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>> No.1957700

Dear Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan can you please show us your room with you on the pic?

>> No.1957877
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>>1957700
Why would I do that?

>> No.1957945

>>1957877
I just want to see the face of the guy that is so addicted to Hirano Aya. :)

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>>1957945
I've been told this is what he looks like. It's an artist's impression of what he looks like. I think he's a handsome man. ♥

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>>1957945
I may be insane, but not insane enough to post my face on 4chan.

>>1957962
Stop your trolling.

>> No.1958201

>>1958087
Well you are in the one place where a picture of even the ugliest face would create a massive wave of envy at your great looks.

Otherwise blur your face, and post anyway.

We who respect your dedication would like to see the shrine he lives in.

>> No.1958213

>>1958087
Hey DHAF, do you know if Hirano Aya has a partner?

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>>1958213
Obvious trolling.
But yeah, she does. Me. ♥

>> No.1960066

I hate Aya Hirano now, and I don't even know who she is. Congratulations.

>> No.1960084

>>1960066

What are you doing here then?

>> No.1960096

>>1960048

Do you have posters of her plastered all over your room?

>> No.1960114

Stop posting

>> No.1960172
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>>1957700
IIRC he posted pics of his room here a while back, I don't think he was visible in any of them though.


HOLY HELL THIS PIC IS HORRIBLE!

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>>1960096
I took these pictures of my living room 5 minutes ago. As you can see, no posters of my Aya-sama anywhere. I didn't take pictures of the other rooms, but trust me, there aren't any either. I do a pretty good job at hiding my powerlevels.

>>1960172
>HOLY HELL THIS PIC IS CUTE! ♥
Fix'd.

>> No.1960563

>>1958087
I am not trolling. I am hurt by that accusation. My dedication to you is unquestionable.

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>>1960542
You sure sit far away from that TV (unless you watch it from your desk that is).

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>>1960595
Nah, it's fine as it is.
I'm going to buy a bigger TV soon anyway, FullHD-ready this time (mine only does 720p) .
Also, samsungsux.

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>>1960642
>Nah, it's fine as it is.
How dare you not watch from the THX recommended viewing distance!

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>> No.1960887

>>1960879


Jesus Christ. She's so pale, I need sunglasses just to look at that pic. The sun, Nippon. Walk in it.

>> No.1960889

>>1960879
You're doing it wrong

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>>1960851
Wow, what a nice and clean scan! ♥

>> No.1960940

>>1960887

Pale in east asian countries are a good thing you tool.

>> No.1960982

>>1960940
Enjoy your malignant melanoma.

>> No.1961015

>>1960982

You fail. Im just stating the facts. Thats just how its percieved there.

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>> No.1961340

Why is that anyway? Here in the Awesomelands chalk-white skin conjures images of sickness and death, yet in Area 11 you're apparently more attractive the paler you are.

>> No.1961342

>>1961340
Nobility is white, in europe, such a thing was also common.
Tan is for peasants who work all day.

>> No.1961354

Stop using the love sign ffs.

>> No.1961355

>>1961340
Define Awesomeland ?

>> No.1961357

Shit Pickles loves the thread ♥

>> No.1961364

Duh Duh Duuuuuh

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8PU3v_KtdM

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I haet idol so i punch her lol shit was so cash.

>> No.1961383

>>1961370
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnOt4aN2uyc

>> No.1961390

I heard idol pussy smell rike runcheon meat. Is that truth ?

>> No.1961395

No, only SPAM here on /jp/.
What is this runcheon meat you're talking about ?

>> No.1961423

Row row row your ship

>> No.1961435

gently down her stream of cummings

>> No.1961443

*ahem*

KONICHIWA!!!! XD
THIS IS MY OC DESU HER NAME IS KAWAIIFLANCHAN DESU~!! ^_^ U CAN CALL HER KAWAIICHAN THO

>> No.1961445

*ahem*

KONICHIWA!!!! XD
THIS IS MY OC DESU HER NAME IS IDOLCHAN DESU~!! ^_^ U CAN CALL HER IDOLUCHAN THO

>> No.1961460

I want to rape her hairy vagina.

>> No.1961469

You can't. Her vagina is chocked full of used condoms.

>> No.1961482

>>1961469
I figured, I'll just have to bring a rake.

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Stop trolling my Aya-sama.

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>> No.1962937

>>1962917
I'm not too much of a aya-fan, but those nails are fucking beautiful.

I hate it when bitches have short shitnails, but these are absolutely perfect.

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>> No.1963277

>>1962937
Agreed.

>> No.1963301

wow Dedicated Hirano Aya-sama Fan I thought you died.

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>>1963301
Why? I'm here every day. ♥

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contributing

>> No.1963337

>>1963309
There was like a week where there wasn't an Aya thread. Or maybe I just missed it.

>> No.1964091

>>1963309
can I be an Aya-lover Anonymous?

>> No.1964112

fanfaggie is so ronery. ;_;

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contributing

>> No.1965704

sage

>> No.1965722

sage double combo

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>>1965704
>>1965722

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>> No.1967202

Japanese imperialist brutes stripped a Korean woman to the skin, fastened her with chains and took a photograph of her private parts.

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Man they look so happy together ♥

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It makes me happy when she smiles. ♥

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And the greatest reward for me is to see a smile on her face. ♥

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>> No.1970862

>>1967707
>>1967733

Sad face. :(

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>> No.1971847

I bet she is having sex with 7 fat overweight men right now.

>> No.1971870

>>1967707
>>1967733
whos the dude?

>> No.1971880

>>1971870
Sugita... how can you lurk here and not recognize sugita?

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>>1971847
So how does that work? Time based rotation, or some kinda tag-in/out system?

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>> No.1973649

>>1947535
So ronery aya-sama fan is.
We touch each other's balls, ok ?
Cool.... suddenly ZA WARUDO !!!!

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>> No.1974575

she's ugly

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>> No.1977031

>>1974575
She is. She is very strange looking.

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>> No.1977699

same pics

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>> No.1978862

>>1978519

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Wow, this thread has been alive for one week. I'm impressed. ♥

>> No.1982546

row row row your boat

>> No.1982572

>>1982520

sage

>> No.1982575

wow traitor, you're one to talk. :3

>> No.1982611

can't believe this thread still alive for almost 3 days now

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i want to be the penis kun :3

>> No.1982631

>>1982628
penis kun so kawwaaaaaii

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>> No.1982646

requesting a tot-
oh wait penis kun is really really adorable, fuck yeah moar !

>> No.1982662

>>1982646
if you're gonna troll properly, at least name it chin chin kun.

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>> No.1983639

>>1960066
They see me trollan...

DHAF, I'm not seeing as many pics as I used to.
YOU ARE NOT DEDICATED.

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says who ?

>> No.1983662

>>1983659
stop that shit

>> No.1983667

>>1983639
My Aya-sama Fan-sama is very dedicated. This thread is proof of his dedication.

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>>1983639
>DHAF, I'm not seeing as many pics as I used to.
I'm sorry about that. I've been playing a lot of TF2 lately, and I can't Alt+Tab without crashing the game. Bear with it. ♥

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>> No.1983946

>>1983910
that poor poor cat...
i feel for you mr. biggles...

>> No.1983961

>>1983671

steam ID! post them! i play tf2 too

>> No.1983970

>>1983910
that's one dirty pussy --and i ain't talking 'bout dat cat (...if you know what i mean)

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>>1983961
>steam ID! post them!
I don't think that would be a good idea. ♥

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>>1984333
Haven't seen this one in a while.

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I wonder if this thread will limp along until the weekend?

>> No.1986545

sage

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And then 2D said,
"Hey, your times up. You're going to reach bump limit and die."

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You won't believe what happened to me the other day.

I work as a lifeguard on weekends at the public pool, great excuse to wear sunglasses and watch lolis in swimsuits all day by the way, and a loli nearly drowned. I heard some screaming near the deep end of the pool by the diving board. Apparently someone wasn't swimming back up. I ran as fast as I could, jumped in the freezing cold water and ascended to the depths where I saw a loli struggling to reach the surface.

I grabbed hold of her. I felt her warm body through the cold, wet swimsuit as I carried her above the surface and put her down by the edge of the pool. I laid her body down, she wasn't breathing.

I pushed down on her undeveloped chest and water spouted from her lips. She still hasn't moved. I brought my mouth to her own and blew air into her lungs, while I continued to pump that delicious flat chest of hers. She flailed her arms and took a deep breath. I had saved her.

That's when I stood up, holding her in my arms. The crowd was silent, all eyes were on me. That's when I realized it. I was sporting a boner, my wet swim shorts clung to its every move. I put the loli down, she ran to her mother. I picked up my things; I was not far from my chair. As I walked towards the parking lot I felt the hateful, stabbing, eyes piercing my back.

I'm never going to that pool again.

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>> No.1991577

>>1991564
Random boners happen to everybody; while I'm sure that's not the case here, they were fuckers to assume it wasn't, and don't deserve your life-saving.

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>>1991577
It's copypasta, I know this because I wrote it.

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>> No.1991599

man this thread is starting to look good, too bad aya is fucking ugly.

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And as it reached bump limit,

I smiled.

>> No.1991613

>>1991607

And I came.

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Wow, the thread has been cleaned up! Thanks, dear Janitor! ♥

>> No.1993932

>>1993924
>Thanks, dear Janitor! ♥

Ha!

>> No.1993949

why are these threads always so long

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>> No.1996734

Congratulations to DHAF for the 10th day of his thread. ♥

>> No.1996736

>>1996734
He's the only one bumping it.

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This is the strongest thread.

>> No.1996748

>>1996736

This can only prove her full time dedication to Hirano Aya even further.

>> No.1996761

>>1996748

"her"

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Finally this thread can die.
... and be resurrected yet again to troll us all.

>> No.1996770

>>1996761

Erm, I meant "his".

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