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You find this lying on your bed. Her modest chest moves up and down as she breathes. She doesn't look like she will wake up any time soon.

What does Anonymous do next?

[ ] Run away
[ ] Cover her up with the blanket
[ ] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Gently stroke her hair
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941328

[x] GENUFLECT

>> No.1941329

>>1941328
dammit beat me to it.

>> No.1941330

With those last two you better enjoy it before she kills you.

>> No.1941331

[x] sage this thread

>> No.1941332

[x] HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PATCHU-WATERMELON?

>> No.1941334

[x]Make a really bad thread on /jp/

>> No.1941335

Or maybe it is some kind of Patchu-Egg.
Is Remi nesting?

>> No.1941337

Diablerize her and gain her untold powers.

>> No.1941339

sage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage
sage

>> No.1941343

So it turns out that Patchu is actually Remi's Guardian Character.

>> No.1941344

How the fuck do you "carefully" molest someone? -_-

>> No.1941346
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>>1941328
You genuflect before her presence. Unfortunately, she is sleeping, so no one can see your vague attempt at flattery/humor.

What does Anonymous do next?
[ ] Run away
[ ] Cover her up with the blanket
[ ] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Gently stroke her hair
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941348

>>1941332
THAT BITCH WATERMELONIZED MY PATCHY.

>> No.1941349

>>1941344
Hizashi no Naka no Real

>> No.1941351

>>1941346
[X] Cover her up with the blanket

>> No.1941354

[x] Rip her heart out with a silver spoon

>> No.1941358

[x] Give Remilia back her ribbon.

>> No.1941360

[x]touch dat ass

>> No.1941359

[x] Cover her up with the blanket

I've seen this before. Everything else leads to bad end.

>> No.1941364

>>1941326

[ ] Run away
[✖] Cover her up with the blanket
[✖] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Gently stroke her hair
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941365

>>1941326
>she breathes
But she's undead! They don't have to breathe.

>> No.1941369
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>>1941351
You gently cover her up with the blanket. She might be feeling cold, after all.

The girl moans gently as you wrap the cloth around her, but she doesn't wake up.

What does Anonymous do next?
[ ] Run away
[ ] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Gently stroke her hair
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941372

>>1941369
[X] Run away

>> No.1941374

[x] Tell her to get the fuck out

>> No.1941382

>>1941369
>>1941351
>>1941346
>>1941328
[x]Same person taking their own answers. Boring.
>>1941326

>> No.1941383

>>1941369

[✖] Gently stroke her hair

>> No.1941387

>>1941369
>>1941351
>>1941346
>>1941328
>>1941326
[x]Same person taking their own answers. Boring.

>> No.1941393

[X]Go on touhouproject and see if the one interesting CYOA has updated.

>> No.1941394
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>>1941372
This is bad. If the FBI sees this, you're going to get the chair for sure. You have to get out of here.

Slowly, you begin tiptoeing out of the room. You almost make it out when suddenly, you hear the girl talking in her sleep.

"S-so cold..." whispers the girl.

You can't just leave like this.

What does Anonymous do next?
[ ] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Gently stroke her hair
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941396

[x] Gently stroke her hair

I get enough fap, I could go for more HNNG.

>> No.1941405

>>1941394
[X] install a heater.

>> No.1941400

>>1941394
[x] Search the room for another blanket.

>> No.1941403

[x] Add her hat to my collection

I WANNA BE
THE VERY BEST

>> No.1941408

>>1941394

[✖] Gently stroke her hair

>> No.1941409

>>1941394
>>FBI
In Gensokyo? This is crap.

>> No.1941411

>S... so cold...
[x] Look for a convenient source of heat other than yourself.

Also [x] Wonder when the mods will delete this on general principle

>> No.1941421
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>>1941396
You approach the girl carefully, making sure that she doesn't wake. You start slowly at first, barely caressing one strand at a time. Gradually, you begin a rhythm as you pass the time stroking her hair.

You notice the girls delicate and flawless features. She is remarkably beautiful, if not a little bit underdeveloped. As you continue stroking her hair, you idly daydream about having this girl as your cute little sister.

Suddenly, she moans. You jump away with a start, but she doesn't seem to be awake.

Her cheeks seem a bit flushed.

What does Anonymous do next?

[ ] Lie next to her and watch her sleep
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941423

>>1941409 Gensokyo
>>1941326 your bed

I don't think you live in Gensokyo, broski.

>> No.1941430

>>1941421
[x] Notice that I somehow managed to undress her when I put the cover on her. Carefully put her clothes back on.

>> No.1941428

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE MAN, IT'S A VAMPIRE! OH SHIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID IDIOT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WE'RE ALL DEAD! GET THE FUCK OUT!

>> No.1941429

>>1941421

[✖] Lie next to her and watch her sleep

I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO HERE, ANONYMOUS.

IT WON'T WORK, I GUARANTEE IT.

>> No.1941432

>>1941429
what? a cuntblock?

>> No.1941435
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>>1941421
[ ] Fall asleep next to her, sharing our body heat

I think it's perfectly possible to do something like that with out any hint of anything sexual

>> No.1941441

>>1941428
we bros. we fuck together we die together.

>> No.1941436
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1941436

[X] JUMP INTO THE LAKE

>> No.1941440
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1941440

Upon the sudden realization that I am now Sakuya, I proceed to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and masturbate to myself while wearing my meidofuku and thigh highs.

>> No.1941443

If you guys pick the wrong option Sakuya's going to burst into the room. Just saying.

>> No.1941445

[x] Blow gently on her cheeks to warm her up, and rub her side through the blanket.

>>1941436
Also this once she starts trying to kill you for intruding.

>> No.1941448

[x] Shoot the bullet.

>> No.1941446

[x]jump into the lake

>> No.1941451
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1941451

[X]Go get some curry. EVERYBODY loves curry!

>> No.1941462
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>>1941429
You slowly lie next to her and watch her sleeping face. She has the most innocent expression upon her face. This is enough, you tell yourself as you quietly stare at the girl.

Minutes pass as you enjoy your vigil over this stranger. You feel a little bit better, knowing that those with a weaker will would have done something much more foolish.

Suddenly, she starts moving. You freeze. Slowly, she starts crawling closer to you. She must be attracted to the warmth.

But before you can stand up, she suddenly grabs you by the waist and holds you tightly. Her eyes are still closed.

She feels so... cold.

What does Anonymous do next?
[ ] Carefully molest her
[ ] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941469

>>1941462
[x]turn off computer

>> No.1941465

Of course she feels cold she's a vampire. If you warm her up too much you'll overheat her and risk harming her. You perverts better not do what you're thinking of doing!!

>> No.1941467

>>1941462
[X]Get ready for the BAD END

>> No.1941470

>[x] Blow gently on her cheeks to warm her up, and rub her side through the blanket.
Also possibly [x] Try to gently wake her up without seeming creepy as hell.

Also also [x] Check own gender to account for >>1941440's point

>> No.1941472

[x]Rape the maids.

>> No.1941473

[XXX] Violently rape before she can react

>> No.1941475

[x] Reset computer, do Flandre Route instead.

>> No.1941477

>>1941462
[x] Prepare medical supplies to treat hypothermia.

>> No.1941479

[ ] Carefully molest her

Very VERY carefully

>> No.1941480

>>1941462
[x] Carefully molest her

>> No.1941481

>>1941462
[x] Stay where you are

If she is overheated she will move away out of instinct.

>> No.1941489

[ ] Stop right there, criminal scum!

>> No.1941491
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This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.
This is a bad idea.

...

But she's just too cute. You can't stop yourself from doing at least this. Carefully, you begin to feel her through her clothes, enjoying the delicate softness. Her eyes remain closed as you begin exploring her curves.

You pass your hands between her legs gently. Suddenly, she moans. You freeze in panic. Thankfully, she doesn't wake up.

Her face is delicate red.

>> No.1941490

[x] Become the little girl.

>> No.1941492

[x] Rub her between the legs

>> No.1941493

>>1941491
[x]rub my cock.

>> No.1941494

[xxx] Rub her between the legs

>> No.1941496

[x] Wake her up.
Rape isn't as fun as having her consciously enjoy it.

>> No.1941501

[X] Rub her wings

A MILLION TIMES THIS

>> No.1941503

FUCKING ASS SHIT
FUCK
ASS
SHIT

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>>1941491
This is like a text based Doki Doki Majou Shinpan.
[X] Rub her neck.
Everyone knows you go for that first.

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Carefully, you slip your hand between her legs.

...

Remilia is now preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.

Thank you for playing the trial version of this game. If you would like to know more, kindly visit our website at:

www.youarelulzyfaggots.com

>> No.1941524

>>1941519
FUCK

>> No.1941528
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1941528

Welp, that wasn't much of a surprise.

For your convenience, here's the epilogue.

>> No.1941530
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>>1941519

>> No.1941534

>>1941519
FULL VERSION WHEN?

>> No.1941535
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Preview CG.

>> No.1941539

>>1941534
soon

>> No.1941554

Where is my lake end? You lied, OP ;_;

>> No.1941558

>>1941519
Someone continue this.

Anonymous has spoken.

>> No.1941570

>>1941558
Suddenly she wakes up and drinks your blood, then Sakuya comes in and rips you to shreds.

good end

>> No.1941577

>>1941519
>Remilia is now preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.

that sentence doesn't make any sense.

>> No.1941579
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>>1941558

[x] Carefully molest her
[x] Violently rape before she can react

BAD END

>> No.1941582

>>1941577
Of course not but welcome to /jp/ newfriend and enjoy your stay.

>> No.1941607
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>>1941328
It was total humiliation to be genuflecting before the girl who had imprisoned her little sister and blotted out Gensokyo's sun.

But I didn't want to die. While there is life, there is hope. My precious life is irreplaceable.
So I plastered an obsequious smile on my face and meekly got down on my hands and knees.
"YA FUCKIN' LOSER! NO MAN WOULD BOW DOWN SO EASILY! Die like the dog you are!"
Koumakan Bancho then lifted one of her legs, and sent it hurtling toward my prostrated head.
Its heel sank into the back of my head with a disgusting crunch.
My head cracked open like a pomegranate and fresh blood splattered everywhere ...

And I died.

[ ] Get a clue
[ ] No time for that shit

>> No.1941612

[ ] Get a clue
[x] No time for that shit

>> No.1941613

>>1941372
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away
[X] Run away

>> No.1941617

>>1941577
I see you never played the Toehoe

>> No.1941619
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1941619

[x]Eye the Remilia pensively, but leave it alone. Ciel is nearby. No time for love.

>> No.1941627

>>1941619
CRAZY VAMPIRE BITCHES ARE LIKE BROS

BROS BEFORE HOES

HOES BEING HUMANS

>> No.1941630

>>1941617
I've played it.
I just never have been able to get a good ending.(not even easy mode)

could one of you just try to explain to me what the pun is about?

>> No.1941635

>>1941630
>I just never have been able to get a good ending.(not even easy mode)
That's not a pun. It's from the loading screen before the title screen.
You should at least be able to get to the title screen.

>> No.1941640

>>1941635
the dots that the loading screen throws at me are too hard to dodge.

>> No.1941642
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>>1941627

Yes, but if you present your unguarded back to Ciel, you're likely to have her slip a Key between your ribs...

>> No.1941645

>>1941519
This wasn't even that funny, but I still lol'd.

>> No.1941660

>>1941535
Where the fuck are my wings?

>> No.1941665

You should make this. For real.
And then we can enjoy it. For real.
And we can all blow a load in our pants during class. But that was all yesterday.

>> No.1941675

>>1941328

thread over

>> No.1941723

I want to touch a Remilia ;_;

>> No.1941755

>>1941723
physically?

>> No.1941761

>>1941755
I think he means emotionally.

Who wouldn't want to spend a day showing a vampire the wonders of the modern world?

>> No.1941764
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*Jealous*

>> No.1941780
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>>1941764

>> No.1941794

>>1941613
Fuuuuck, this reminds me of Shinji saying "I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY I MUSTN'T RUN AWAY" over and over....

>> No.1941803
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>>1941794

>> No.1941811

[X] Cover her up with the blanket

:3

>> No.1941813

[x] Run a stake through her heart, cut off her head and fill her mouth with holy wafers.

>> No.1941817

>>1941813
Sounds like a delicious meal.

>> No.1941818
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[x] Rape the PADS

>> No.1941821

save slot

then try each of the options one by one

where u load slot after u completed if option

rinse and repeat

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>>1941813

>> No.1941830
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SAKUYA-!!!
Anonymous KILLED ME!


>>1941818
>>1941813
To be continued >>1941528

>> No.1941832

I put a steak in her mouth and win her heart.

>> No.1941911
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>>1941832
JUST AS PLANNED

You cannot run away any longer.
BAD END

>> No.1941925

>>1941326
Am I the only one who wants to lick Remilia's delicious looking foot?

>> No.1941929

I take it easy and prop a nuclear war head up at the foot of my bed.

>> No.1941930

>>1941925
Yes.

>> No.1941937

>>1941911

ALT+F4

Where is Cirno's.

>> No.1941938
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>>1941925
lick my legs like a pig!

>> No.1941942

Lick her feet, then >>1941337

>> No.1941944

>>1941925
No.

>> No.1941946

I would buy a soft pachy egg pillow. Complete with moon.

>> No.1941958

>>1941938
No, and say that again and i'll blow you up with myself.

How romantic it'll be, our atoms will intertwine and for a brief moment, we will become one.

>> No.1941973
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>>1941958


You'll have to get through me to get to her, of course.

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>>1941958
(flan said 'penis!' in picture)

>> No.1941994

>>1941973
Well okay.

Nukes don't discriminate.

>> No.1942022
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>Nukes don't discriminate.

>> No.1942051
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>>1941994

It could be worse.

You could be running after us with Slash Emperor or something.

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>>1942051

SUP GUYS I HEARD YOU LIKE POWERLEVELS IN YOUR RP THREAD SO I PUT A POWERLEVEL OVER 9000 IN YOUR RP THREAD SO... well, that meme fails when it's no longer self-referential, so just take the fucking powerlevels.

(For future reference, Ado Edem's powerlevel comes from the fact that Slash Emperor cuts absolutely anything, can stretch infinitely, and moves at the speed of thought.)

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