Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:33:00 2018 No.19394223 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:36:01 2018 No.19394231 first for thick CC aunties

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:37:04 2018 No.19394233 Bully the shorties!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:38:01 2018 No.19394235 >>19394233 Will their wombs till they look pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:41:27 2018 No.19394244 Maids are olives!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:42:27 2018 No.19394250 >>19394244 mmmmmm, olives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:44:28 2018 No.19394257 >>19394223 Blue makes everything better

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:46:42 2018 No.19394267 >>19394257 Red Oni>Blue Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:47:46 2018 No.19394273 >>19394231 Is auntster the new momster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:50:16 2018 No.19394279 File: 435 KB, 815x1140, 250fe55bd8c6696399a575890506509f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:51:16 2018 No.19394283 >>19394273 People are moving on from monster girls to monster women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:53:30 2018 No.19394287 >>19394283 How much older than a mother can an aunt be?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:55:11 2018 No.19394294 File: 905 KB, 1390x1154, 5009be4d24a2a8624bbd4ab8625a98b9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394283 And that's a good thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:55:52 2018 No.19394299 >>19394287 You could technically have an aunt who's half your age anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:56:44 2018 No.19394302 >>19394294 Begone clickbait!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:04:50 2018 No.19394335 >>19394302 >Is thirty-five the new twenty? Meet the mature women taking the dating scene by storm!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:06:36 2018 No.19394343 >>19394294 I'd massage this oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:18:29 2018 No.19394382 File: 574 KB, 1878x2463, 65397654_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure is dead in here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:20:28 2018 No.19394387 File: 325 KB, 752x1062, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_morishima_kon__85fd5f64585b04abc9bab6faa2d23af2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394257 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:20:52 2018 No.19394389 File: 351 KB, 1278x2000, 61777505_p3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394231 Thick Yeti aunt bakes hot cookies on a cold winter day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:23:12 2018 No.19394402 File: 212 KB, 954x1302, Shoggoth55a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] after shog makes your dinner for the night make sure to feed her too!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:24:21 2018 No.19394407 File: 670 KB, 1018x1257, 51471292_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:26:39 2018 No.19394420 File: 441 KB, 744x1052, fcad94e3cafd4919b3c0e44b943d67a5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394382 Not that I mind, but what is Seaport-hime doing there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:26:53 2018 No.19394424 >>19394389 Oh my god.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:28:10 2018 No.19394431 I want a wide hipped, fat assed auntser. Maybe oni flavor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:28:22 2018 No.19394432 File: 181 KB, 1024x1221, ushi_oni_by_comadreja-dbs09pp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is it just me, or is the amount of lewd art most MGE girls get inversely proportional to how lewd they are in canon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:32:21 2018 No.19394449 File: 643 KB, 640x794, yvlhPo2V7_kk6Dy2I6hxxtNBDshJhK-uV4120JP_h8Y.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:33:55 2018 No.19394456 >>19394449 Snex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:34:42 2018 No.19394460 File: 182 KB, 1024x1095, jabberwock_by_dapper_cat-d8bs92q.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you paid tribute to best Wonderland girl lately?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:36:19 2018 No.19394467 >>19394460 But that's not cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:37:57 2018 No.19394482 File: 360 KB, 2206x2032, DH-3fBMVYAA2x_F.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394467 How can one man be so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:39:53 2018 No.19394489 >>19394233 I want to catch my shortstack classmate after school and bang her against the window of the third floor classroom where people might her her tits pressed against the glass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:40:23 2018 No.19394492 >>19394482 I enjoy my cuddlecats.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:42:17 2018 No.19394502 File: 313 KB, 992x1403, tumblr_ovr8037VrH1rkn25go1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is my daughteru. Say something nice about her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:42:29 2018 No.19394503 >>19394223 She was perfect before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:43:43 2018 No.19394509 >>19394502 She's all gooey!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:44:47 2018 No.19394514 File: 842 KB, 1720x2730, zkgTtsJ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:45:02 2018 No.19394515 What would MG anime be like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:46:25 2018 No.19394522 >>19394509 thank you anon

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:47:15 2018 No.19394526
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>>19394432
I get what you're saying, but it might also have something to do with how humanoid they are. A lot of artists seem to not even attempt depicting sex between a man and a monster girl with a notably non-human lower body, perhaps explaining why so little of ushi-oni's art is lewd. It might just be hard to draw, kind of like how kissing seems to be really hard for a lot of artists to draw.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:47:35 2018 No.19394528 File: 2.74 MB, 830x1200, Queen_Roper.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394515 Kuroinu with the genders reversed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:48:57 2018 No.19394532 >>19394294 Nice line and color. Like some sort of chance meeting on a train in 1900's Europe. She talks endlessly of opium as I quail in existential dread and clutch my Kafka novel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:49:16 2018 No.19394535 >>19394502 she tastes good

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:50:34 2018 No.19394543 >>19394515 A shit ton of anime involving cute boys doing normal stuff with plenty of fan service in the form of beach episodes where the boy wears a speedo or where he beats off to porn and walks around in his underwear on a day off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:51:09 2018 No.19394544 >>19394460 Where's her hat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:51:58 2018 No.19394551 File: 856 KB, 817x1000, Jabberwock32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394460 I usually like the way most artists tend to draw her, tall, busty and thicc. Now imagine doing the mile high club with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:53:11 2018 No.19394562 >>19394502 I want to engage in sexual intercourse with your daughteru

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:53:24 2018 No.19394563 File: 26 KB, 620x296, fun..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394526 lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:53:27 2018 No.19394564 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please make sure to handle your shortstacks with care.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:55:25 2018 No.19394576 File: 78 KB, 459x537, monster_arachnee_self_help.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394563

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:58:28 2018 No.19394588 >>19394576 Rachnera could make a good life coach now that she's past some of her own hangups.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:59:20 2018 No.19394592

>>19394551
I wanna laze around with a chubby jabberwock that maybe doesn't wash up as often as she should, have sloppy make out sessions, and have some of the kinkiest, wildest sex, perhaps engage in some /d/egenerate fetishes. She's a diamond, wonderland girl; she's perfect for it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:59:39 2018 No.19394594 File: 2.10 MB, 1063x4498, plznobullythefoxgirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Friendly reminder that monster girls have feelings too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:00:04 2018 No.19394597 File: 729 KB, 1200x1106, 68499243_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Loli foxes are for ___.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:00:07 2018 No.19394599 >>19394514 Looks like the expression of a man who fears his daughteru's puberty, more than usual

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:00:10 2018 No.19394600 Realistically, how long do you think your waifu could last without having sex with you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:00:43 2018 No.19394602 >>19394597 Bondage and anal sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:02:52 2018 No.19394612 >>19394600 12 hours tops.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:02:54 2018 No.19394613 >>19394597 Taking to the park with your wife because she's your daughter and you want her to socialize with all the other kids in the neighborhood so she grows up physically and mentally healthy because you're not fucking her!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:03:36 2018 No.19394615 >>19394597 Breakdance fighting in the sequel.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:04:09 2018 No.19394618 >>19394600 Just long enough for me to go to work and come back home. So about 10 hours. Followed by 4 hours of nonstop sex, 4 hours of cuddling and homemaking stuff and 6 hours of bedtime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:05:28 2018 No.19394620 File: 196 KB, 500x474, 1504756189107.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394594 we feel the same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:06:00 2018 No.19394621 >>19394407 I thought that was something else from the thumbnail. What species would enjoy playing golf? Big CC Nessie Otohime? Ridiculously fluffy Scottish Hostaruses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:06:07 2018 No.19394622 >>19394594 Source on this? Google isn't being helpful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:06:16 2018 No.19394623 >>19394600 She's a dragon, so maybe 2 to 3 days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:06:27 2018 No.19394625 File: 445 KB, 859x702, 1508212202505.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394594 I'd be interested in a story of a normally slutty-looking girl trying to look more refined for a cute boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:08:16 2018 No.19394629 >>19394622 https://nhentai.net/g/220309/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:09:10 2018 No.19394634 how would a cancer react if you said you were a cancer?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:09:53 2018 No.19394636 >>19394600 Variable. In that monsters find a lot of strange stuff to be equivalent to sex, depending on the species. This guy, >>19394502, better keep the daughteru from making his food or things'll take a turn for the freaky a la >>19394602.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:09:56 2018 No.19394637 File: 895 KB, 800x1131, 1384827526734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394629 Thank you, have a cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:11:28 2018 No.19394642 File: 1.41 MB, 2042x2493, 1531192288334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Danger: terrifying monstrosity from the depths.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:11:49 2018 No.19394643 >>19394592 I would also like a fit, tall wock too, but for another reason that can be simplified in two words. Jog fucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:12:00 2018 No.19394644 >>19394634 It was meant to be! Let’s have sex!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:13:22 2018 No.19394651 >>19394642 Cutie Kraken kids get piggybacks and pool play time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:13:40 2018 No.19394653 >>19394643 >Jog fucking Please enlighten me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:13:51 2018 No.19394654 >>19394625 I’d be hooked by this. Cute normally dressed girls are better wife wife materials than lewd skimpy girls.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:14:34 2018 No.19394657 File: 1.76 MB, 2000x2653, 69617438_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No lawbreaker can escape the grasp of Officer Tailpussy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:14:52 2018 No.19394658 >>19394643 Is this like the gender reversal of fanny pack fucking?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:15:52 2018 No.19394661 File: 541 KB, 1232x1413, 1521615077867.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394654 Lady in the streets, monster in the sheets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:17:32 2018 No.19394663 >>19394661 Ex-fucking-actly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:17:49 2018 No.19394664 >>19394661 I bet she likes leg locking missionary sex while holding hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:17:53 2018 No.19394665 >>19394643 Jog fucking seems unergonomic, desu. Even a slovenly Jab would probably put a human athlete to shame. Then again, you could manage with either sort of Jab using bahamaobamanamadramamanallama. The positioning seems awkward though.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:23:05 2018 No.19394683
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>>19394664
Leg locking could be a mandatory sexual skill for any monster girl capable of it. They have to be prepared given the man they catch may be conditioned by human society to try to pull out when he's about to cum. Sure her vagina would clamp down tight enough to make escape difficult, but he could still risk hurting himself trying to pull out if she doesn't lock him in place.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:23:46 2018 No.19394685

>>19394642
She does look like a cutie pie. That's probably exactly the face she makes when she tries to beg off of doing her homework. Don't let her do it, anon! Algebra is important FNORD FULL OF LIES TO CHILDREN, FULL OF LIES FNORD very important and useful even if you won't be a scientist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:25:23 2018 No.19394689 >>19394683 That's a bad succubus.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:26:51 2018 No.19394694 File: 264 KB, 900x1274, Cancer1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394644

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:27:21 2018 No.19394696 >>19394629 This is why you should not trust foxes, they're tricky and cheat to get what they want.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:28:25 2018 No.19394699 >>19394696 I have no problem with that so long as I am what she wants.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:29:01 2018 No.19394701 >>19394683 I want my hellhound wife to do this to me while nibbling at my ears and moaning about how she can't wait until my seed takes root in her womb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:29:08 2018 No.19394703 >>19394629 >nhentai

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:29:12 2018 No.19394704 File: 30 KB, 298x403, 1349416194955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >no new translations for Fallen Maidens side-stories in over a year now >side content keeps piling up Fucking hell, why is it only the profiles that get translated?

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:30:57 2018 No.19394708

>>19394683
What an unethical posture. It's obvious that the poor chump can't tap out of the match. MGEF bylaws would definitely rule in his favor on the legality of the match and the dispensation of the title belt. Of course, we all know she'd win the paternity judgment, as usual. But that's not really the point, now is it? Are we going to support our sport, or let it go the way of jogfucking? Regulations are there for a reason people...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:31:10 2018 No.19394709 >>19394704 Because SSE owns the English language license rights and has made it clear to both the Wiki and MGR that they will protect them if neccesary.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:31:25 2018 No.19394710 >>19394696 All's fair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:32:37 2018 No.19394714 >>19394709 Well apparently the Wiki doesn't care and flat out posts link to OtherSideOftheSky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:33:33 2018 No.19394715 >>19394694 Poor cancer has the sandworm problem for me. No matter how cute it looks, I still see a girl inside another animal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:33:55 2018 No.19394716 >>19394714 That stuff was finished before any of SSE's releases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:34:13 2018 No.19394717 >>19394694 do cancers actually have hands or just more crab claws?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:34:14 2018 No.19394718 >tfw 2 commissions due in tomorrow How about you other anons?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:34:51 2018 No.19394723 >>19394716 It actually was never finished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:36:07 2018 No.19394727 >>19394723 Right, I meant posted then. Anything posted online before the English release of MGE 1 was grandfathered in and given a pass. Everything ater is subject to regular enforcement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:37:09 2018 No.19394730 >>19394685 Lolwut?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:37:36 2018 No.19394732 >>19394718 Nothing at the moment, but I have some ideas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:41:00 2018 No.19394743 >>19394715 is it the crab body eyestalks?

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:41:03 2018 No.19394744

>>19394704
>Fucking hell, why is it only the profiles that get translated?

MGR doesn't have permission to translate or host stuff not authored by KC, and that includes the side story books. Similarly, if Seven Seas does translate future settings books, they will avoid doing the same.

>>19394717
Kenkou's drawn her twice but her hands are always covered up. Leads me to assume her hands are normal, and he uses those sleeves to make them look like they could be claws, just as he designed the umi osho to look like she could have turtle fins despite having normal limbs.

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:45:37 2018 No.19394766

>>19394743
It's really just the crab in general's design. Like, if you got rid of the crab eyes, The big crab pincers, and made it so that she isn't just coming out of the thing's mouth, I might be able to tolerate it. Same thing with the Sandworm. As much cute art as Sandworm gets, it'e really hard not to see it as 'giant sand monster with a talking tongue'. Maybe if she wasn't flesh colored and, yeah, take away the eyes of the worm part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:50:27 2018 No.19394779 File: 161 KB, 826x1169, 1531194627553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394766 What about the art depicting sandworm inside the shell? No distracting exoskeleton there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:53:48 2018 No.19394791 File: 425 KB, 1146x1650, 1531178215087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Move over, fat elves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:57:30 2018 No.19394800 >>19394766 i see her more as a shell pilot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:58:37 2018 No.19394805 >>19394791 Oh fuck. I'm gonna need a lifetime with that elf, STAT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:00:46 2018 No.19394812 >>19394800 Isn't it more like the reverse, though? The girl part ia meek and bad at expressing herself, while the crab part os very emotive. Just imagine the crab part doing an excited little dance while the girl stutters and struggles to say hello.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:01:04 2018 No.19394813 >>19394779 Again, no real issue with her appearance apart from the flesh color. It's the giant Tremors monster she rides around in.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:02:18 2018 No.19394820

>>19394744
Wait, if they are actually hands, why cover them up?
>>19394730
Just reminding everyone of the importance of mathematics. Even for those not going into fields where they aren't considered useful. FNORD I never used cosign, even during the hour I spent fucking a triangle. You owe me 6 months of life, Mrs. Graves.DAMN YOU!!!!FNORD So remember to pay extra attention to your Teacher. When she says it's important, you should believe herFNORD FULL OF LIES TO CHILDREN FULL OF LIES TO CHILD--FNORD

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:02:32 2018 No.19394823 >>19394791 What manga is this even? I've seen pages and want to read it. Google isn't helping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:03:17 2018 No.19394830 File: 208 KB, 400x648, fallen paladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394779 Enjoy your three-day vacation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:03:25 2018 No.19394831 >>19394823 Elf-san wa Yaserarenai.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:05:30 2018 No.19394840 File: 85 KB, 920x920, Pajamademon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post sleepwear.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:05:32 2018 No.19394841

>>19394813
Interesting that what many find makes her so cool is off putting for you. I still don't see how its the same as the cancer, whose body design contrast is I admit rather jarring. I find the sandworm's humanoid portion looks believably like she is a part of the rest of the worm, a fleshy tongue-like part but a part of her, whereas the cancer indeed does look a bit like a giant crab eating a ordinary girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:07:32 2018 No.19394851 Mad Hatter is the epitome of refinement and class, as well as a fantastic fetish range and a great ass.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:07:57 2018 No.19394854
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>>19394820
>Wait, if they are actually hands, why cover them up?

Kenkou really likes maintaining certain aesthetics when it comes to the clothes he gives his girls. You see how he did the umi osho, and we only know she has normal hands and feet because KC mentions it in her "making of" info.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:08:27 2018 No.19394856 File: 255 KB, 608x989, 54977025_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you a horsepussy Saber?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:09:53 2018 No.19394863 >>19394856 No, but I would a Horsepussy Darkness/Lalatina

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:10:36 2018 No.19394868 File: 377 KB, 730x896, 66036274_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://exhentai.org/g/1252316/48c4dcf20b/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:12:01 2018 No.19394873 File: 156 KB, 960x872, 1456438511393.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394856 You mean Cerea?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:12:19 2018 No.19394875 File: 538 KB, 2832x2438, 1526470783.zeberka_c2ade698_10f6_497b_95a2_060359dc132f_by_zeberthezebraptor-dcbo3u9__1_.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394863 Suit yourself.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:12:31 2018 No.19394879 >>19394856 That's not even the good version of saber with massive cleavage and a better weapon

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:12:56 2018 No.19394884

>>19394841
Not him. I'm gonna suggest that the lure portion of the sandworm isn't so jarring because we're not familiar enough with sandworms to conclude that it is eating a woman. Also, the sandworm isn't so off putting becauseThe Spice Must Flowthe aesthetic contains scifi elements that are interesting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:14:59 2018 No.19394888 >>19394841 i feel like with a bit more detail and different angle the flesh around her shell seat would be fused and pale and you can see the flesh leading into the shell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:15:06 2018 No.19394889 File: 1.29 MB, 1074x1517, 56228903_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394873 Oh shit I see it now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:15:24 2018 No.19394891 >>19394597 I want to fondle a lolifox's uvula!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:16:52 2018 No.19394900 >>19394718 I was thinking about getting something but I probably won't anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:17:32 2018 No.19394903 File: 637 KB, 1165x1615, 1531196252314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394879 You're gonna have to be more specific

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:17:33 2018 No.19394904 >>19394873 >>19394889 >Monster Mu-cuck-me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:18:07 2018 No.19394905 >>19394903 Stop posting that. It's bad art

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:18:12 2018 No.19394907 >>19394854 Huh. That gets no less odd now that you point it out. KC is an odd duck, desu. Flippers/Claws suck when it comes to the finer manipulations in life. Function over form for the win.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:18:28 2018 No.19394908 File: 653 KB, 1024x455, Sleeping bird, No loud noises.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394840

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:18:46 2018 No.19394909 >>19394597 this fox is too young to impregnate but i would anally cumflate

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:19:09 2018 No.19394912 >>19394904 SWEET MEME, BRO!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:20:03 2018 No.19394915 File: 42 KB, 482x731, Even Cheshire is tired of this meme.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394904 https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/Monster%20Mu-cuck-me/ You can stop now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:20:17 2018 No.19394916 >>19394905 Cowfee does really good art though, just look at all the waifus he drew from the waifufriends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:20:33 2018 No.19394918 File: 392 KB, 995x677, video games.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394840

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:20:44 2018 No.19394920 >>19394868 >>19394779 I'd give anything to have a sandworm wife, anything. Why can't they be real? Are we here just to suffer?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:21:30 2018 No.19394927 >>19394856 Horses are shit. I'd fug plenty of monster girl servants but horse ones are not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:01 2018 No.19394929 >>19394926 >No, you can't sleep in here with me and Mama. You're a big girl now. She's like a dog with a bone, I swear.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:33 2018 No.19394930

>>19394875
>Paladin turned Centaur who really just wants some lewd man to claim her by grabbing her ponytail and forcing her to deepthroat him, maybe even where people can see before taking her home and making her his sex slave.
>She gets a kind young noble who indulges in her fetishes but also makes her feel loved and cared for and even orders a special bed made so she can sleep comfortably in his arms.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:37 2018 No.19394931

>>19394856
Yes. Not just for her or myself. For us all. All of us who have seen the fine sport of JogFucking fall apart due to regulatory shenanigans and bad sportsmanship. It's like this species was made to save our dear sport. Quick, someone get /sp/ and /fit in on this. We may yet salvage JogFucking from the ashes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:45 2018 No.19394933 >>19394920 Would you help her brush her teeths?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:52 2018 No.19394934 >fight against demon lord MG >if you lose against her, she'll make you her husband >if you win against her, she'll give up and be your wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:23:58 2018 No.19394936 File: 2.05 MB, 2328x3041, 69617438_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394918 Frosticle has good taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:24:29 2018 No.19394937 >>19394402 The single kiki across the street baked a blueberry pie! I'm sure shog would like to share!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:24:45 2018 No.19394939 >>19394929 >>No, you can't sleep in here with me and Mama. You're a big girl now. I don't ever think we'd tell her that anon, she gets to sleep with Mama and Papa BECAUSE she's a big girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:25:32 2018 No.19394943 File: 241 KB, 1000x1515, 1531196732510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Viewer discretion advised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:25:47 2018 No.19394944 >>19394918 Would it be in bad taste to accuse a Gazer of screen-peeking or controller-peeking?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:25:59 2018 No.19394945 >>19394943 Oh god, they're so big!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:26:01 2018 No.19394946

>>19394934
>The Demon Lord already has a husband, she just wants to see if you're good enough for one of her daughters.
>If you win, you were determined enough to be with her that you defeated the Demon Lord.
>If you lose but don't give up, it proves you're really in love with her and don't want to lose her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:27:17 2018 No.19394952 File: 2.10 MB, 2480x3508, 69617915_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:27:24 2018 No.19394953 >>19394939 KDF go and stay go.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:28:06 2018 No.19394955 File: 670 KB, 1000x1150, marry_me_please.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://pastebin.com/QTS7LTLj

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:28:13 2018 No.19394957 >>19394943 >"Hey Aniki~! Like 'em? I've been filling out nice since you got me out of that Baphomet's lab." >"Speaking of which, I never rewarded you for giving me my life back... C'mere~ Lemme give you a niiiice tight tittyfuck~"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:28:18 2018 No.19394959 >>19394953 No thanks anon, I like it here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:28:25 2018 No.19394960 >>19394946 Eat shit, cuck.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:29:11 2018 No.19394963

>>19394933
Would their really be much of a need for that? I mean, all the burrowing would sandblast them, pretty much cleaning them for her. But if she wanted me to anyways, I would. I'd do anything to protect that smile of hers. I wouldn't even pressure her to let me out. I'd be perfectly content to stay inside her shell forever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:29:20 2018 No.19394964 >>19394926 Now that's a commission KDF, get art from good artists like this please.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:30:01 2018 No.19394967 >>19394943 Give me a Familiar like that. Nice plump, genki shortstack.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:30:02 2018 No.19394968 File: 201 KB, 1200x1200, Dc-uxLcUQAApFvy.jpg_orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your nee-san for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:30:40 2018 No.19394969 >>19394960 I'm confused, how the fuck did you come to that conclusion?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:31:07 2018 No.19394970 >>19394943 >>19394957 Another happy ending. Familiars should be allowed to grow to their natural, ultra-busty shortstack state, not stunted by the evil works of the Sabbath. Save a Familiar!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:31:28 2018 No.19394972 >>19394969 Read the first and third part over again, dumb cuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:31:36 2018 No.19394973 >>19394969 >some guy starts throwing that word around >suddenly a mermaid gets posted hmmm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:31:53 2018 No.19394975 >>19394968 >Mermaid Camilla >Still no Dragon/Wyvern Camilla One job, drawfags...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:32:00 2018 No.19394976 >>19394972 That's not an answer dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:32:30 2018 No.19394979 >>19394963 >Stay in her shell forever Not him. That seems kind of unhygienic -- for her, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:32:49 2018 No.19394981 >>19394969 An unfortunate use of pronouns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:33:48 2018 No.19394982 >>19394976 Yes, it is. Try reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:34:01 2018 No.19394984 File: 719 KB, 960x960, 4pUG7nV_zVL__K3kqqsrir-dmpJt-X_Ou3sTUy1JMpU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Do you have a moment to hear the word of Eros?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:34:18 2018 No.19394986 >>19394963 So how does one clean the girl part? Do you use soap & water or mouthwash?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:34:44 2018 No.19394987 >>19394981 Ah, looking over it that doesn't quite convey what I meant. I was going for a sort of "Demon Lord realizes you're good enough for her daughter's hand because you didn't give up even in defeat" thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:34:49 2018 No.19394988 >>19394984 Not if a terrifying spider is the one telling me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:34:58 2018 No.19394989 >>19394588 >she's past some of her own hangups. i see what you did there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:35:26 2018 No.19394990 File: 231 KB, 768x1024, Sandworm tooth brushing 1529771437679.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394963 They do have some... special... cleaning methods. >>19394868 Nice to see the whole thing got posted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:35:28 2018 No.19394991 File: 298 KB, 1041x864, No Source Sorry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394972 >>19394982 >she just wants to see if you're good enough for one of her daughters.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:35:59 2018 No.19394994 >>19394984 >Eros Ushi takes off her seal when she finally falls in love. >It's permanently heartpupiling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:36:01 2018 No.19394995 >>19394791 I need to lick her stomach at a bare minimum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:36:23 2018 No.19394996 >>19394982 Are you okay anon? Do you not want to admit you're the one that misread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:36:48 2018 No.19394997 File: 229 KB, 850x1202, Pink kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394990 На английском языке, пожалуйста

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:36:56 2018 No.19394998 >>19394990 >cyka blyat At least she'll be a goddess with her tits once she finally finds a boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:37:37 2018 No.19395004 >>19394970 Is it true that dog and cat aesthetic familiars exist?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:37:52 2018 No.19395006

>>19394979
Well, that's pretty much what's gonna happen if you get nabbed by her. Unless you can convince her to let you out. My guess is that the digestive fluid she excretes gets rid of any bad bacteria and grease, kinda like how it just melts away clothes.

>>19394986
You don't.

>>19394990
Wish I could read that. Any idea what it says?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:38:00 2018 No.19395008 >>19394984 Can I snort it off of her spinnerets?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:38:11 2018 No.19395009 >>19394984 I want more Eros-blessed/colored girls of various species. Imagine an Eros JubJub.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:38:17 2018 No.19395010 >>19394996 Anon admitted it was his fault, retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:39:19 2018 No.19395013 >>19395008 Die, druggie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:39:29 2018 No.19395014 >>19395010 Because someone else stepped up and explained what I did wrong you useless invalid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:39:35 2018 No.19395015 >>19395009 But they're already pink, fluffy, thicc, heart-pupil'd, and gushing like a faucet. What would the difference be?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:39:37 2018 No.19395016 File: 45 KB, 300x425, Sandworm12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394986 >TFW this will never be scanned

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:40:20 2018 No.19395019 >>19395014 Maybe you should learn how to read, nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:40:27 2018 No.19395021 >>19394997 Kiki feet are really hot in concept but in practice I've never seen them be drawn in a non-freaky way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:40:48 2018 No.19395022 God, with all this bait there's going to be no water or fish left.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:41:19 2018 No.19395023 >>19395015 Caramel brown skin. If Gandharva is any indication, golden jewelry too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:41:23 2018 No.19395024 >>19395015 That, times 2.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:42:23 2018 No.19395029 >>19395021 >Kiki feet are really hot nah

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:43:13 2018 No.19395031 >>19394937 i hate pie but if she wants some help we can put a bun in the oven <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:43:58 2018 No.19395034 >>19395021 The sound of heels clacking against the floor stirs something primal within me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:44:00 2018 No.19395035 >>19395031 ><3 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:44:16 2018 No.19395037 File: 1.33 MB, 1200x1694, 61001296_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395022 What are we gonna do?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:45:48 2018 No.19395040

>>19395016
This is cool. It looks like they get into interesting adventures. I would actually watch this on TV. Episode one: Sandworm has to go to a job interview and Kiki spends time sneaking around and nudging events to make sure she hits it off. At the end of the episode it turns out that the executive was saved by a different Sandworm years ago during the War. Not only is he the ONLY other person not freaking out about the Sandworm, but she's hired! Cue Kiki collapsing from fatigue. What do ya guys think? This is my brain on drugs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:46:58 2018 No.19395043 File: 101 KB, 806x1000, DhniTQkU8AAS_WH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cute mouse ears & satisfying quantity of mofu, that's a dangerous combination for her innocence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:47:04 2018 No.19395044 File: 346 KB, 1000x667, B7A5F1DD-E691-47D9-BD7A-712850F70DCE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do the rules of personal space apply to spadetails?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:48:06 2018 No.19395046 >>19395040 Get sober and get some help.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:50:04 2018 No.19395052 >>19395044 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:50:08 2018 No.19395053 >>19395046 Would it be better or worse if I was on the legal alternative?Cuz I am.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:51:36 2018 No.19395058

>>19395006
>Wish I could read that. Any idea what it says?

I do have this from a earlier time it was posted, not sure how accurate it is:

>Q: how do sandworms brush their teeth?
>A(pic text): How? With my tongue, of course. I do it very thoroughly. And you can join in...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:52:09 2018 No.19395060 File: 131 KB, 848x1200, DZGJeSqWsAY-_rT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the ideal female body. You may not agree, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:52:12 2018 No.19395061 >>19395052 Then is this girl being rude?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:52:16 2018 No.19395063 >>19395044 How embarrassed would a Succubus get if she noticed her tail subconsciously molesting a man? After all, a proud Succubus seduced her prey personally not on accident!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:55:01 2018 No.19395074 Please don’t take Alps to Kareoke night. They never get the words right. It’s not “I’m my best friend’s girl” it’s “she’s my best friend’s girl”

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:55:04 2018 No.19395075
File: 1.20 MB, 1488x1286, Kikimora 1478392508527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>19395021
You don't think scale feet shaped like heels are elegant? I think they've had some really nice depictions.

But then again, I've been a fan of the feet-are-high-heels idea ever since that depiction of the dragon lady in that Beowulf movie.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:55:09 2018 No.19395076 File: 392 KB, 595x842, very_sweet_gnome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gnomes are underrated.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:55:18 2018 No.19395077

>>19395044
I imagine a kunoichi looking at a regular succubi using their tails to play with husbands with envy. Sure, she can use the tail part to wrap their lords up, and maybe the tip even has demon silver properties, but casual romantic tail flicks are probably not possible. Poor girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:55:28 2018 No.19395078 >>19395058 Thanks senpai!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:57:10 2018 No.19395086 >>19395058 What happens when a Sandworm gets a popcorn kernel stuck in her teeth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:57:24 2018 No.19395089 File: 208 KB, 596x582, 1461517895388.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395063 As long as she admits to her tail being honest, I won't mind. But she better not drink so much that she can't finish what her tail starts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:58:11 2018 No.19395091 >>19395061 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:58:12 2018 No.19395090 >>19395075 You mean Grendel’s Mother?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:59:13 2018 No.19395095 >>19395091 What should she do to apologize to that man for invading his personal space?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 00:59:14 2018 No.19395096 File: 3.25 MB, 2902x3701, 69617438_p9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:00:19 2018 No.19395100 >>19395096 Eww

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:00:29 2018 No.19395101 File: 993 KB, 1249x1537, 1531104657695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Me and your dad are off to Zipangu for our honeymoon!~ So your Aunt will be taking care of you this week, kiddo!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:01:21 2018 No.19395103 >>19395089 I’ll take a Holst Milk and Tonic with a shot of Vanilla syrup.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:02:19 2018 No.19395108 >>19395096 Get a room you two. Fricking newlyweds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:02:23 2018 No.19395109 >>19395096 Please stop spamming my commissions of my wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:02:26 2018 No.19395110 >>19395101 >You’re not my real mom!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:02:51 2018 No.19395111 >>19395095 A blowjob, probably.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:03:23 2018 No.19395114 >>19395090 Yeah, her, always imagined an echidna would look great imitating the scene where she seduces Beowulf, rising out of the water and all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:03:36 2018 No.19395116 >>19395111 Should she ask first?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:03:39 2018 No.19395117 >>19395101 She looks hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:04:34 2018 No.19395121 >>19395095 A Gimlet. Or a Brandy Alexander. No one sells those anymore...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:04:35 2018 No.19395122 File: 901 KB, 772x1000, Sookmo_4.7_F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about Jabberfag's waifu. Why does she have the gold tooth?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:04:37 2018 No.19395123 >>19395114 Honestly, that was a fucking stupid interpretation of that scene.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:04:57 2018 No.19395125 >>19395116 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:05:19 2018 No.19395128 >>19395101 I'm gonna make that aunt into a mother!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:05:44 2018 No.19395130 File: 258 KB, 626x964, 69623379_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elf butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:06:07 2018 No.19395131 File: 609 KB, 1450x2048, w1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >An Eldritch creature of unspeakable horror will never love you unconditionally It's a pretty painful feeling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:06:18 2018 No.19395133 >>19395128 Anon it's not a spoiler when you're being that obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:06:58 2018 No.19395136 >>19395035 anon i either sound like a faggot with that or sound like an autistic faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:07:06 2018 No.19395138 What's with the inane image spamming in this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:07:14 2018 No.19395140 >>19395130 W E D G I E How do girls put up with those at all? Is it because they don't have dicks?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:07:45 2018 No.19395141 >>19395138 you know who is back. Just R and I as usual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:07:57 2018 No.19395142 File: 232 KB, 694x849, 1527176502898.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395130 Chubby Elf. I prefer the rock-climber variety.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:07:59 2018 No.19395143 >>19395044 thick spadetails belong in pants

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:08:28 2018 No.19395145 >>19395136 Leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:08:33 2018 No.19395146 >>19395122 I'm gonna guess... skiing accident. Or an incident at last year's International JogFucking Competition! Belgium plays hardcore. No joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:09:35 2018 No.19395150 File: 426 KB, 1728x856, 7C83AFEE-01FB-487E-821B-225EB2F5BAA5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395138 I dunno

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:10:04 2018 No.19395155 >>19395141 What happened to this thread that it doesn't self-regulate anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:10:28 2018 No.19395156 File: 94 KB, 850x567, 1422491518638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395130 Big brown elf booties deserve to be groped & spanked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:10:48 2018 No.19395158 >>19395146 Is this some kind of “Manhattan Signature” bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:11:03 2018 No.19395159 >>19395155 >What happened to this thread that it doesn't self-regulate anymore I don't know about you but I report most every post of his I catch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:11:54 2018 No.19395163 >>19395155 It's never been good at self-regulation. If you believe the summer theory then that's in full swing too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:12:12 2018 No.19395166 File: 287 KB, 1023x2277, BOI.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395141 >>19395159 >implying the mods won't file it away and go back to fapping to Touhou pics. Day of the Rope for /jp/ when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:12:53 2018 No.19395167 >>19394916 Their art quality fluctuates too much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:13:12 2018 No.19395169 >>19395130 i wanna wanna have a dark elf sit on my face and then snort coke of the soles of her feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:13:33 2018 No.19395171 >>19395158 No clue what you mean. I'm just guessing why someone would have a gold tooth, in a tentacle. What do you mean by Manhattan Sig?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:13:35 2018 No.19395172 >>19395166 Back to /r/dankmemes with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:14:01 2018 No.19395174 >>19395145 i'm right where i belong <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:14:58 2018 No.19395179 >>19395171 This one anon keeps mentioning jogwhatever out of the blue. It reminds me of the spam ad bot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:16:23 2018 No.19395185 File: 1.05 MB, 1280x1382, tumblr_pajko80aZk1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Other undead don't even stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:16:41 2018 No.19395188 >>19395156 I want to impregnate a tall voluptuous brown elf with my disgusting half-breed children. Even better if she is haughty and tries to denies her nymphomania.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:17:28 2018 No.19395193

>>19395159
That's not self-regulation, that's depending on the mods to do their jobs. They don't, which is why the community itself needs to purge the unsavory elements.
>>19395163
Summerfags aren't real and perpetuating the mindset that things will go back to normal and the retards will leave once the season changes eventually just acclimates you to the retards you're surrounded by and when they don't go away you just come up with some other excuse to explain the low quality posts until the summer rolls back around and the cycle repeats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:17:47 2018 No.19395194 File: 160 KB, 1200x1046, DhXQt-7W0AAtxy3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is your caretaker for tonight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:17:48 2018 No.19395195 >>19395185 Stop spamming this every single thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:18:55 2018 No.19395199 >>19395194 not unless i see a medical liscense and a vial of morphine

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:18:59 2018 No.19395200 >>19395195 But the last time was two weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:20:59 2018 No.19395207 File: 1.87 MB, 1022x1920, tumblr_p6u1a4SQNj1tu52bjo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395188 Amen, brother. Minus the denial part. Let her be a haughty, dick-craving fiend who can take you to the most refined heights of depravity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:21:34 2018 No.19395210 File: 193 KB, 850x1020, __scylla_monster_girl_encyclopedia_drawn_by_monorus__sample-759c14094ee47c8946d0d5217f49c75a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What song is she playing?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:21:48 2018 No.19395213

>>19395169
Boo and or Hiss. Except for the dark elf thing. That's cool.Pink powder from Eros and government mandated drugs are the only cool drugs. Take it from someone who knows

>>19395179
Yeah. I think he's serious about it. I mention it, cuz it's a funny image. I actually had to look up the Sig thing. The more you know, eh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:22:12 2018 No.19395215 >>19395200 Everybody already saw it two weeks ago then, faggot. We don't need to see it again so soon, especially if you're not going to add anything meaningfully new and you're just reposting the same shit like a broken record.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:22:59 2018 No.19395216 >>19395210 Welcome to the Jungle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:23:42 2018 No.19395220 >>19395210 She's playing a song called "Stop Saving Sample Images and Grabbing Shit from Boorus"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:23:43 2018 No.19395221 File: 641 KB, 765x950, 1531200223213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now that is a strange snek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:25:13 2018 No.19395227 >>19395210 She's trying to play Smoke on the Water but failing. Hold on, she's got it, hold on...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:25:56 2018 No.19395229 >>19395220 >sample >I'll take "what is the maximum allowed image filesize on 4chan for $200, Alex"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:27:22 2018 No.19395234 >>19395210 Stairway to Heaven. That's why they kicked her out of the lyre shop. Cuz that's the rule.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:27:54 2018 No.19395236 >giving him yous

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:28:07 2018 No.19395237

>>19395207
Just imagine that Dark Elf buying you as her personal sex slave and then doing all sorts of kinky indulgent things with you. She'd probably ride your dick until your balls are dry while making you drink the finest demon realm wines through kissing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:28:23 2018 No.19395238 >>19395215 calm down retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:28:36 2018 No.19395240 >can't post images >can't reply to other posts Is there anything we're allowed to do in this thread anymore?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:28:40 2018 No.19395242 >>19395229 She's playing a song called "Stop experiencing your content solely through a content aggregator website you half-baked reddit reject"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:28:41 2018 No.19395243 File: 568 KB, 751x1052, 69495530_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now that's what I call a dangerous assassin.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:29:06 2018 No.19395245 >>19394955 Corruption stuff is nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:29:09 2018 No.19395246 >>19395240 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:29:43 2018 No.19395251 >>19395242 >>19395229

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:29:49 2018 No.19395252 >>19395238 Sod off, spamcunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:30:01 2018 No.19395254 File: 322 KB, 800x1149, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of succubus does this ritual summon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:30:15 2018 No.19395255 >>19395236 This thread is full of newfag retards. Everyone who made these shitholes somewhat entertaining are long gone and now we have faggots like >>19395240

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:00 2018 No.19395257 >>19395252 Bitching about meaningless garbage like "Oh you posted something two weeks ago" does not serve to benefit the thread. It's just shitposting. Keep responding if you want to derail the thread even further.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:04 2018 No.19395258 File: 239 KB, 915x1200, 1530802441415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395221 Ya call that a snake? This! Is a snake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:17 2018 No.19395259 >>19395254 It's for fucking pasta you retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:17 2018 No.19395260 >>19395255 Then why do you continue to be here? Why would you want to live in a dump?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:21 2018 No.19395261 >>19395255 >now we have faggots like >now Anon I've been coming to MG threads since 2013.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:17 2018 No.19395264 >>19395259 >

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:50 2018 No.19395266 >>19395251 The picture was posted here before with a suitable filesize, nigger, I don't know why defending your reposting your reddit image is the hill you want to die on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:53 2018 No.19395267 File: 49 KB, 559x482, Ddblb78UwAAAsLh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395258 Bunyips are too pure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:53 2018 No.19395268 >>19395259 So an Italian Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:54 2018 No.19395269 >>19395257 As if posting the same exact images ad-naseum over and over again increases the quality of the thread as well.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:32:54 2018 No.19395270 >>19395254 A hungry one, preferably who appreciates your cooking skills.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:33:37 2018 No.19395274 >>19395264 Look at the plate, that's god damn pasta. The most you'd get is a fucking Italian Succubus. >>19395268 Or a New York one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:33:55 2018 No.19395277 >>19395267 >tfw you will never buy her a tactical adler shotgun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:34:16 2018 No.19395280 >>19395268 Would she chase you with a wooden spoon if you upset her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:34:39 2018 No.19395281 I want to take a Lilim that loves to cook and force her to watch every meme food Tasty video.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:34:47 2018 No.19395283 >>19395269 Anon, I'm gonna step in and say I don't think you know what "Ad nauseam" means. It doesn't mean "twice".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:35:38 2018 No.19395285 File: 134 KB, 835x900, Ddblb8nVQAAmeiQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395277 Why are Australia's gun laws so retarded? >you can actually get prosecuted for using a gun to defend yourself even if you don't fire a shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:36:06 2018 No.19395287 >>19395285 That's a conversation for another time in a different place.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:36:26 2018 No.19395291

>>19395257
Low quality inane nonsense posts with an image attached that gets posted every other fucking day does not serve to benefit the thread, asshole. At least calling it out helps create an atmosphere somewhat more hostile to it happening again instead of sitting complacently in a pile of trash posts and bitching at people who care about quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:36:31 2018 No.19395292 >>19395285 It's what happens when you let people with left leaning opinions run your country.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:36:50 2018 No.19395294 File: 81 KB, 929x1200, Dhc4xpmVQAAljrB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kunoichis are cool.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:37:13 2018 No.19395297 >>19395285 Ned Kelly. I'm not even an Aussie and I know that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:37:21 2018 No.19395298 >>19395285 It's so you'd forgo the use of firearms and armed yourself with a boomerang and possibly a knoifeyspoon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:38:08 2018 No.19395303 >>19395285 >Why are Australia's gun laws so retarded? same reason ya cant even do airsoft, coasties. You can put on a blue suit and balaclava and rob a mcdonalds at knife point tho

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:38:10 2018 No.19395304

>>19395283
It's been more than "twice" and it's been more than just that image. But sure, by all means just roll over and let the reddit-spammer continue to post the exact same images every thread, tacking on the inane and pointless blurbs that do nothing to foster discussion in the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:38:22 2018 No.19395305 >>19395297 >Bunyip Bandit who deals with her shyness with a bucket on her head

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:38:35 2018 No.19395306

>>19395274
No, you get a New York one if you put a fresh cooked New York style pizza in there.
Or a hot dog with the right toppings for a New Yorker, that would work too.

>>19395280
Only if you fuck up the recette while working the kitchen. Then you get chewed out by a soft and cute pouting Succubus.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:38:49 2018 No.19395307 >>19395131 This one or the doggu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:39:10 2018 No.19395310 >>19395298 >boomerang and possibly a knoifeyspoon. >not a high capacity assault boot smugbunyip.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:40:19 2018 No.19395317 >>19395304 Bud, you can't just say everyone who does that is the same guy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:40:20 2018 No.19395318 >>19395306 So what happens if I put both in the same circle?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:40:59 2018 No.19395320 >>19395310 How does a Bunyip wear a boot you drongo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:41:11 2018 No.19395322 >>19395305 ...Well, as long as it doesn't throw off her aim too much. We're going to have to keep the money, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:41:15 2018 No.19395324 >>19395306 Just be careful trying to use the hot dog method. If you don't do it right, then you end up with a Chicago succubus. Who knows what they're like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:41:32 2018 No.19395325 >>19395320 On her ears!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:42:01 2018 No.19395328 >>19395317 Schizophrenia is a hell of a drug, let him be.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:42:15 2018 No.19395329 >>19395317 Not him but whether or not it's the same guy, it's the same behavior, and it still warrants a big "Get the fuck out"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:42:19 2018 No.19395330 >>19395320 Bunyips wearing Ugg boots!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:42:34 2018 No.19395332 >>19395317 >>19395328 wtf I love low quality spam now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:02 2018 No.19395333 >>19395325 And this is why you don't let Wurms into your posse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:04 2018 No.19395334 >>19395320 one on the tail tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:17 2018 No.19395336 >>19395324 I want a Chicago succubus to eat polish sausage and talk about da bears with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:44 2018 No.19395340 File: 60 KB, 376x750, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395320 Similar to this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:53 2018 No.19395341 >>19395328 (You)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:43:57 2018 No.19395342 >>19395320 Polymorphing anon, I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:44:03 2018 No.19395343 >>19395332 Yeah it's awful and ruins everything and picks the fillings from our teeth to listen to our thoughts but you're paranoid to the point your mental health is called into question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:44:26 2018 No.19395344 >>19395340 >lolshitter is back Fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:44:42 2018 No.19395345 >>19395318 Twins.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:45:05 2018 No.19395348 >>19395340 Dumb mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:45:30 2018 No.19395351 >>19395345 How are their cooking skills?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:45:31 2018 No.19395352 >>19395343 Brainlet post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:46:00 2018 No.19395355 >>19395343 >unironically defending reddit spam

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:46:17 2018 No.19395357 >>19395336 I prefer Italian Beef wedding sandwich personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:47:16 2018 No.19395364 >>19395351 Can't make a pesto to save their lives. You'll never notice, though, because everything will be covered in pasta and sexual juices after about five minutes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:47:41 2018 No.19395366 >>19395351 One's amazing, almost transcendent in the field of cooking. She could work at a 5 star restaurant if she wanted. The other one somehow managed to burn a bowl of cereal once. She doesn't want to talk about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:48:17 2018 No.19395372 >>19395294 Make the suit blood red & give her some ninja swords and we're in business.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:48:43 2018 No.19395375 >>19395336 Oh, she'll eat a "sausage" all right. She'll eat it all night long.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:49:00 2018 No.19395376 >>19395364 >Can't make a pesto to save their lives. They're going back >>19395366 This I can take, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:49:30 2018 No.19395380 >>19395366 But Michelin stars only go up to 3!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:51:40 2018 No.19395386 >>19395380 She's just that damn good. Don't tease her about her midriff though. It's not her fault she can't maintain a waspish figure because she tests her new dishes personally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:52:28 2018 No.19395392 >>19395386 She's a fat fuck and I'm going to call her one.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:56:09 2018 No.19395402

>>19395376
Meh. I might keep em. Pine nuts are way too expensive, anyway. They're better than the Wonderland shit that pops up when you try a Chicago hot dog summoning. Never gonna be able to un-toroidify my bathroom, and my kitchen is now a fuckin rhombus...

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:56:12 2018 No.19395404
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With l this talk of cooking i want a group of unusually large minotaurs (even by minotaur standards) to hold me down,strip me naked and vigorously massage dry rub into my skin and then lick every last inch of my body until all the seasoning is gone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:56:14 2018 No.19395405 File: 497 KB, 800x450, 800px-Shoggoth77.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:58:06 2018 No.19395409 >>19395404 Well this is a better Minotaur post than what we usually get.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:58:19 2018 No.19395410 >>19395392 Bullying is not allowed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:59:16 2018 No.19395416 >>19395410 Too bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:00:03 2018 No.19395420 >>19395307 >Hound of Tindalos >Shub-Niggurath It's no contest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:01:32 2018 No.19395434 >>19395409 You're actually right. Nice creativity minotaurfag. Inb4 the next low tier minotaur post.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:03:35 2018 No.19395441 File: 280 KB, 1033x660, 1492484922334.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395434 >Nice creativity minotaurfag i didnt even go into the part about the spit roast and bbq sauce afterwards but you are welcome

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:04:04 2018 No.19395443 >>19395441 Oh nice, you manged to ruin everything like always, you fucking nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:04:37 2018 No.19395444 >>19395386 What's the deal with her sister? She should be helping the good chef out, by taste testing for her.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:07:20 2018 No.19395454
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>>19395443
so you find something offensive about my desire to be tied to a spit roast and drizzled in a honey bbq sauce while they crowd around and assault me with their tongues, because if you do
>>>/r/eddit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:08:25 2018 No.19395461 >>19395444 Her sister doesn't have a the discerning palate of a chef. She could never pin down what's needed to make the meal perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:09:48 2018 No.19395469 >>19395454 Your posts are trash, you spamming faggot.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:11:17 2018 No.19395471

>>19395443
I blame myself, the extra compliment was too much for him to contain his enthusiasm. Maybe I could express some of it to help out a bit?

Hmm. I want an Danuki to take out a bond bearing 5% or less interest in my name, and funnel the pathetic earnings through as hastily slapped together shell corporation located in the Caymans. Then I'd like her and a Dark Elf to mock me while drinking cocktails and maligning my taste in shoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:12:28 2018 No.19395474 >>19395469 man you are one moody ass faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:12:34 2018 No.19395476 >>19395454 >Honey BBQ Eww. Leave now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:13:47 2018 No.19395482 >>19395476 gotta be honey, need to get all sticky so they need to work extra hard to lick it off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:14:02 2018 No.19395483 >>19395474 I have no tolerance for shitposting faggots who spam their trash every thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:14:11 2018 No.19395484 >>19395469 Hey anon, why you acting so cray-cray?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:14:36 2018 No.19395486 >>19395476 which sauce is best

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:15:42 2018 No.19395489 File: 393 KB, 651x1200, Troll_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395441 She looks like the warrior from Buta no Gotoki but I always imagine that a Troll looks like that under her clothes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:18:46 2018 No.19395500 >>19395486 V-Sauce with hints of pink, and a miasma aura of effluvial love. Duh. A powdered consistency is preferred but optional.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:18:47 2018 No.19395501 >>19394955 This is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:20:06 2018 No.19395505 >>19395501 Ebin! You really showed that content creator who's boss around here! Upboated!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:23:56 2018 No.19395518 File: 129 KB, 1000x1500, 1525041992567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395489 Sounds like an alt-costume for Ar-Hissu Pain Lover.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:24:47 2018 No.19395520 >>19395501 !!<3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:27:01 2018 No.19395529 >>19395489 troll feet are gross!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:29:01 2018 No.19395535 >>19395529 You know what they say about a girl with big feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:29:55 2018 No.19395538 >>19395535 Genghis Khan's father told him to pick a wife with strong feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:29:59 2018 No.19395539 >>19395529 You are gross

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:31:01 2018 No.19395542 >>19395489 >I always imagine that a Troll looks like that under her clothes Nope, Troll's shoulders look too delicate and womanly to be like that. In fact they look perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:32:03 2018 No.19395548 >>19395535 No. What?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:32:07 2018 No.19395549 >>19395539 noway i took my shog bath today!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:33:58 2018 No.19395556 >>19395483 hey dont like then go start a discord or sub reddit and you can lord about and ban anyone who brings up content you dont like, you'll be much happier that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:35:01 2018 No.19395559 >>19395529 elf feet however are not

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:35:09 2018 No.19395560 >>19395542 That's because trolls are perfect and womanly and deserve love.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:35:12 2018 No.19395561 >>19395556 Or you could just either stop being a fucking faggot and leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:36:15 2018 No.19395564 >>19395518 That has to be one of the best art pieces of off canon MGs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:39:30 2018 No.19395572 >>19395518 Ushak! Ushak! Ushak!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:46:52 2018 No.19395591

>>19395529
>>19395559
Look, it doesn't matter how large/small or delicate/firm the feet, at the end of the day, it's the waifu who matters. And in comparison, all of our feet are nasty and horrible. So when it comes down to it both the troll and elf husbandos are gross. And are lucky to have such forgiving waifus that can tolerate their objectively horrific shitkicking fleshflaps.

>>19395535
What the hell DO they say about women with big feet?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:47:45 2018 No.19395593 >>19395591 Damn, this bitch got big feet. It's in one of those handy anatomical charts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:50:18 2018 No.19395600 >>19395591 my waifu doesn't even have feet she was created beyond such grossness

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:54:23 2018 No.19395610

I want to steal a troll made pie off of a windowsill while it is still cooling. Run away frantically past the bear with a tie, and devour it alone in the woods while burning my mouth in my haste to eat it before getting mauled by an ursine or captured by the pie baker.

>>19395600
Pseudopod?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:55:25 2018 No.19395615 >>19395593 Huh. Fair enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:58:46 2018 No.19395622 File: 50 KB, 600x800, Shoggoth15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395610 shoggaloggadingdong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:01:00 2018 No.19395626 >>19395560 I want to give a troll love and spend lots of time sniffing her. I'll need to prune back some of those plants and use normal ones so we can actually go out during the day, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:05:12 2018 No.19395630 >>19395622 What unspeakable chant is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:07:10 2018 No.19395633 File: 802 KB, 1343x1408, 1479408715235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395593

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:07:45 2018 No.19395634

>>19395622
Waifus are less gross than us. So even the humble devil bug is several steps up from humans. The fact that she's a Shog actually makes you Super gross, man. The girl is a saint. By the time you've transformed, she will be tasting you FoRevAH! God only knows what she was tasting during the transformation, when your internal organs were only partially transformed. You owe her Anniversary presents until the earth is a burned out cinder, my dude.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:08:03 2018 No.19395635

>>19395518
I want to get hounded by a High Orc captain
>MAN-SLUT
>"I heard you've been giving my girls a good spankin' lately. And not metaphorically. Well, I'm going to teach you that I'm the only one who dishes out punishment. Graaah!"
>defeat her by tossing her off a cliff
>MEAT-POLE
>you look to see it's that H'orc from before, only a bit plumper now
>"You thought you got rid of me by throwing me away, didn't you? Well I got some more cushioning on me now. A little fall won't do anything this time. Uraaa!"
>defeat her again by blowing up a barrel of DE next to her
>the resulting flames don't burn her physically, but ignite her lust, causing her to roll around on the ground while masturbating
>BOYTOY
>it's that H'orc yet again
>this time her somewhat light skin has become and even richer caramel color and she has some fiery war paint on
>"Tried to roast me like a pig, you did, but guess what? I'm still here. And you really lit a fire in my belly. I'm gonna get you this time for sure. Kyaaah!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:09:58 2018 No.19395640 >>19395635 I will never get sick of Orcs and their hi-jinks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:10:53 2018 No.19395643 >>19395572 TWO PLUS TWO!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:11:50 2018 No.19395650 >>19395626 i want shog to become a man sized shog womb and then my amniotic fluid so i can breathe her!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:12:38 2018 No.19395651 >>19395640 Shadow of Mordor was a blessing for Orcs, Trolls, High Orcs and Caragor girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:13:30 2018 No.19395654 >>19395651 >Caragor girls We don't have any. Even in vidya a Tiger is not a valid option.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:14:38 2018 No.19395657 I want a big, beefy minotaur to cuddle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:15:13 2018 No.19395661 >>19395654 We got High Orcs, I have faith that we will get some kind of Caragor and Graug girls

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:16:19 2018 No.19395664 >>19395657 >cuddle >not be cuddled by hang your head in shame

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:18:09 2018 No.19395668 >>19395661 >Graug Let's just ride Ogres.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:20:22 2018 No.19395675 >>19395634 i must taste below subpar then because one of my organs tried to take my life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:24:27 2018 No.19395686 >>19395675 It's going into the trashcan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:25:51 2018 No.19395692 >>19395675 Was it the "spleen trying to eat your face" thing? If so, that's actually a good sign. Keep doing whatever it was. It'll chill out after a week or so. Remember to compliment her slime, all chicks love that sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:30:07 2018 No.19395702 >>19395692 it was the stupid vestigial sack of shit appendix with the deal of a lifetime offer of "hey, should i burst and have you die of sepsis?".

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:36:56 2018 No.19395730 >>19395702 Oh the appendix. Those are tricky bastards, might actually have to toss it in the trasher, unless the Missuz can sort it out. Let her have a heart to heart with the bastard. Try not to watch unless she's already gotten to your stomach...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:40:01 2018 No.19395738 >>19395730 It's already been removed on the account of imminent death but what kind of neat organs could a shog add?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:43:33 2018 No.19395751 File: 3.73 MB, 2000x1683, are you trying to seduce me mr anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395668 >riding Ogres/Oni

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:44:47 2018 No.19395756 >>19395751 Steer clear of drunks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:46:12 2018 No.19395758 >>19395751 Let me on your back nee-san!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:46:30 2018 No.19395760

>>19395738
The sky is the limit. All sorts of tissue variations and functions are possible. Want to metabolize the jars of cleaning chemicals marked with skulls and bones? Have at it. Weird apocalyptic senses that man was not meant to know? Sure thing, Skippy. New appendages, even prehensile? As long as you share them with the wife, go ahead. Naturally all of them will be addicted to the taste of purple slime, but that's automatic after the third date anyway. Nothing you're not used to already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:48:20 2018 No.19395766 >>19395756 Easier said than done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 03:59:26 2018 No.19395798 >>19395751 Remember not to drink and jogfuck. It's the law.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:00:40 2018 No.19395800 >>19394685 I felt this anon, I really did

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:02:58 2018 No.19395808 >>19395760 I want her to restore the functionality of the vestigial horizontal eyelids humans have so I can make people leave me alone by blinking at them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:03:07 2018 No.19395810 File: 2.36 MB, 2508x3541, 15464baee471c77175c4f69c8928fead.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Erotic egg laying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:05:47 2018 No.19395824 >>19395076 I would be fun to sprout fruit trees when i get hungry outside Free fruit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:05:50 2018 No.19395825 >>19395810 Fertilized or not?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:06:27 2018 No.19395826 >>19395810 Harpies are for anal.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:08:13 2018 No.19395832 File: 101 KB, 600x992, 1401443569807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395825 Unfertilised. Its a husband's privilege to eat the eggs his beautiful wife lays and cooks for him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:08:20 2018 No.19395835 >>19395808 Nictitating membranes are patrician tier, desu. Connoisseurs might find the penis spines to be of worth...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:12:06 2018 No.19395845 >>19395824 I do like this idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:12:42 2018 No.19395848 >>19395824 But wouldnt you piss off neighbours just planting trees everywhere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:12:42 2018 No.19395849 >>19395800 True. But just because she lives beneath the ocean is no excuse to let the homework slide. Even cute little girls have to get a good work ethic. Also, Fnords can't eat you, that's an old wive's tale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:14:41 2018 No.19395852 >>19395848 Who even gets mad at fresh fruit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:15:42 2018 No.19395855 >>19395849 The heck is a Fnord?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:17:00 2018 No.19395858 >>19395832 Let me get this straight. Just to be clear. You are saying that you and your wife suckeggs. Yeah?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:21:05 2018 No.19395866 >>19395855 I'm not sure what your talking about. Fnord is from an old book. It's a word that people are conditioned to fear and not consciously see, as a tactic of social conditioning. What do you mean "The heck is a?"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:21:15 2018 No.19395867 File: 147 KB, 566x800, 1408348516698.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395858 No! I just like to sit behind her and spread her pussy as she lays the eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:21:46 2018 No.19395868 >>19395866 What a dumb idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:22:09 2018 No.19395869 File: 149 KB, 800x604, 1523582745327.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never almost be smothered by an oni after she passes out drunk on top of you >tfw she will never cook you steak and eggs in the morning as an apology

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:27:49 2018 No.19395884 File: 951 KB, 846x1200, 1491150444875.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mastah it is time to go visit my family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GE-lAftuQgc

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:28:03 2018 No.19395887 File: 402 KB, 737x1272, 1472208638383.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395869 bigger

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:30:40 2018 No.19395891

>>19395867
Nah. It's cool. That sort of thing is positively normal at this point. You should hear the stuff minotauranon gets up to. Or that guy with the snake waifu who insists on bringing his daughteru to bed during sex with his waifu, but not having sex with her. Why is she even in the room, wtf? That was SO hilarious...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:30:44 2018 No.19395892 >>19395887 Hotdog in a hallway, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:35:41 2018 No.19395902 >>19395868 Words producing changes in emotions and perceptions? Yeah, guess it does seem pretty dumb. Nice catch, bro. Nothing gets past you, your reflexes are obviously too fast to allow for that to occur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:36:42 2018 No.19395906 >>19395902 I understood that reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:38:15 2018 No.19395910 >>19395858 Sucking eggs out of your wife must be really fun

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:39:26 2018 No.19395915 >Have Great Dane kobold GF >Jump into her arms every time something the least bit spoopy happens

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:40:26 2018 No.19395917 >>19395915 I thought Great Danes were easily scared too. Or so Harry Potter would have me believe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:40:31 2018 No.19395918 >>19395915 Kobold girls are much too hairy downstairs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:42:34 2018 No.19395924 >>19395917 They are, she'd jump into my arms sometimes too. Luckily, a Waifu Snack always gets her back into the action.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:47:19 2018 No.19395931 >>19395884 Abyssal Zone at 11K psi, full of grotesque alien beings. So... packing light?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:49:16 2018 No.19395939 >>19395931 When the stars are right, maybe the sea parts like in Hercules and you can just kind of float down with your parameidochute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:52:46 2018 No.19395949 >>19395924 I hear that sandwiches with an excessive amount of layers can be helpful too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:52:48 2018 No.19395950 >>19395892 This. Big girls are good as long as they don't get too big

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:55:46 2018 No.19395956 >>19395852 People can get mad at a lot of things Like that one comic where bruce banner hulks out about a rainbow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:55:48 2018 No.19395957 >>19395931 I wonder if the Shoggoth's abyssal masters will eventually be Lilim level powerful monsters or true God like creatures that won't get an entry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:56:54 2018 No.19395960 >>19395949 >excessive amount of layers Like, no such thing, man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:56:56 2018 No.19395961 >>19395956 My favorite Hulk moment is when he sees some hunters and goes >YOU KILLED BAMBI'S MOM!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:57:18 2018 No.19395964 >>19395848 They could get mad if dryads squatted in the trees

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 04:58:42 2018 No.19395968 File: 213 KB, 750x693, mindflayerhuggingloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] M'ai'wai'fu fhtagn.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:00:13 2018 No.19395972

>>19395939
>Going to meet the meido's folks personally. Or visit anywhere with Abyss in the name.

Hahah. No. She can come back with freakishly compressed postcards (11 Thousand Pounds per Inch squared!), and I'll smile and nod as if I can actually read something the size of a piece of lint.

>>19395957
Dunno. I know who will try his best to avoid finding out though. I'll give you two guesses, desu, and one of them doesn't count. Personally I try and avoid gaining the attention of anything whose powerlevels are measured in metric units of Apocalypse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:00:54 2018 No.19395975 >>19395968 Sleep tight then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:04:09 2018 No.19395984 >>19395961 Hulk is a very sensitive hero

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:09:42 2018 No.19395999 >>19395960 Yeah, like, thats nonsense, dude. Like having an "excessive" amount of incense, Vincent Price, or time spent not bathing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:11:47 2018 No.19396004 >>19395999 Vincent Price is dead man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:14:22 2018 No.19396015 >>19396004 You're right. That certainly makes it hard to have too much of him, now doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:15:07 2018 No.19396017 >>19396004 Villain plot to revive good actors when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:16:24 2018 No.19396024 >>19396017 Me and the missus already plot to resurrect dead artists so we could do this too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:20:35 2018 No.19396036 >>19395964 I would still remove the tree Dryads are trash

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:21:59 2018 No.19396041

I want a harpy to engage in a complex mating dance to draw my interest, and stand one-legged upon my coffee table. When the coffee table collapses and the cloud of dust dissipates, she will be standing there steady, strong. Her posture unaffected, body held perfectly. My ejaculation will be sudden and painfully intense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:26:12 2018 No.19396050 >>19396036 >local man arrested after threatening woman with chainsaw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:36:13 2018 No.19396074 >>19396050 >Local man raped, turned into a tree, and raped forever after threatening a woman with a chainsaw Fixed that for you, desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 05:42:28 2018 No.19396092 >>19396074 What sort of psycho masochistic tree lady gets attracted to men trying to kill her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 06:13:50 2018 No.19396198 File: 74 KB, 595x965, Thunderbird28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396041 I want to be teased by a Thunderbird. Such potential for a rarely-mentioned girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 06:26:38 2018 No.19396246 >>19396198 Would be nice to have a three some with a raiju and a thunderbird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 06:31:05 2018 No.19396261 File: 233 KB, 1200x1180, 14359065534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396246 A Thunderbird with thunder thighs and a Raiju with great big 'shock absorbers'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 06:51:07 2018 No.19396341 >>19396261 I want a chunky thunderbird and raiju that are BEEG in their respective fields

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 06:57:56 2018 No.19396365 File: 85 KB, 1100x678, Thunderbird29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396198 I need more of this spats-bird

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:16:34 2018 No.19396415 >>19396365 Harpies in spats are always great. I'd love to admire one's cameltoe as she flew by.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:26:19 2018 No.19396450

>>19396365
>Harpy starts to pull down your pants
"Miss what're you doin'?"
>"It's Penis Inspection Day, Jimmy!"
"Umm, I graduated a few years ago, and my name isn't Jimmy."
>"No excuses mister! You keep this up, I'll report you to the principal," she says as she rips your underwear clean off
"Look, I...!?!?!"
>With no warning she starts sucking you off in broad daylight
>You'd put up a fight, but damn it just feels too good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:27:54 2018 No.19396456 File: 293 KB, 900x900, 1451476968124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've never been to sea but I'm guessing signing up for an expedition to some unknown land could be an enriching experience.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:52:14 2018 No.19396525 File: 650 KB, 800x1019, 57378535_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Beware white snakes

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:53:03 2018 No.19396528

>>19396450
>Random harpy girl sucking your dick out in the open
>Her sisters notice and swarm you, waiting for their turn
Would feed all those horny birds. Would be great to drink some cum enhancer to give all of them a big bukkake too so they start licking each other off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 07:53:40 2018 No.19396533 >>19396525 Huwaito Suneku?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:07:50 2018 No.19396581 File: 436 KB, 2500x2500, DhlRxWpU8AEbUwf-orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just had a thought, what's the likelihood that Dragons would have magic material types and other miscellaneous species roaming their hoards?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:10:51 2018 No.19396596 >>19396581 Probably not that high. You don’t want your hoard to say “k bye” when they spot or get the desire for a man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:11:09 2018 No.19396599 File: 769 KB, 1142x1341, __kiyohime_fate_grand_order_and_fate_series_drawn_by_kaafi__cf30396144b800c955daee1760bdb2e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396533 I'm going to take her home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:13:57 2018 No.19396620 >>19396581 I wouldn't expect much more than cursed weapons waiting for someone they can use as a host.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:14:02 2018 No.19396621 >>19396528 That's a good way to get a harem of harpies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:15:32 2018 No.19396631 >>19396596 >Man defeated by a Dragon and told to git gud >He stumbles upon a Living Armor as he navigates through her hoard >"I can help you defeat the Dragon, but you'll have to marry me" What do

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:25:11 2018 No.19396667 File: 451 KB, 1125x750, Familiars were a mistake.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good girls get the pats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:29:12 2018 No.19396677 >>19396667 It was in that moment the baphos regretted their decision to create familiars

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:30:32 2018 No.19396681 >>19396667 I want to live next door to a Familiar and pretend I don't notice her lewdness. She'll come over for dinner every night, and I'll mix sleeping pills into her food and then spend the whole night fucking her in the ass.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:37:43 2018 No.19396705

>>19396528
>waiting their turn
Have you ever seen birds before?
While one is sucking you off, the others will be swarming around you. One will be making out with you, while two others attack your ears, another rubbing against tour chest, and two more having you fondle them with your free hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:50:52 2018 No.19396764 >>19396705 Reminds me of a bad end in MGQ. Luka became common property of the entire Harpy village.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 08:59:40 2018 No.19396815 >>19396681 >Familiar's ass clenches instinctively for a second when near you >Doesn't know why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:12:25 2018 No.19396859 >>19396764 >Bad End Only in the context of the story. Being doted on by countless loving harpy wives sounds pretty comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:13:20 2018 No.19396863 >>19396667 >tfw no fat assed gothloli Familiar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:15:45 2018 No.19396867 >>19396667 >>19396705 There should be a Sabbath birb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:19:29 2018 No.19396879 >>19396092 Gotta redeem them, bro. >>19396631 "But I wanted to marry the dragon..."

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:20:00 2018 No.19396881

>>19396667
That bapho's face is too good. You are doing god's work.

>>19396705
I guess that is true. They might even start pushing each other on top of me for a turn, which would end up with me on the ground with a bunch of harpies looking down, ready to perch on my wood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:22:24 2018 No.19396888 File: 836 KB, 1280x720, Shoggoth77.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395405 >800px

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:27:04 2018 No.19396903 File: 457 KB, 640x640, sharingiscaring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19395405 >>19396888 >implying the spiritual sisters would fight >implying they won't join forces to serve mastah better S I L L Y

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:27:26 2018 No.19396904 File: 2.13 MB, 2769x1502, 1502747417452.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What kind of maid would you prefer?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:29:14 2018 No.19396908 >>19396904 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:31:39 2018 No.19396914 >>19396904 I prefer mistresses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:31:48 2018 No.19396915 >>19396859 The other endings of that game are basically everyone testing him as the husband of the Monster Lord. The true end is said monster lord fucking him for 3 days and 3 nights straight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:34:09 2018 No.19396927 >>19396867 Any species can join the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:35:56 2018 No.19396938 File: 470 KB, 718x1024, 11324213_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396904 A scaly maid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:37:20 2018 No.19396943 >>19396938 Dear diary: the tail was fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:39:21 2018 No.19396950 >>19396888 >>19395405 The only correct choice is the girl that's right between shoggoth and kikimora

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:39:44 2018 No.19396953 Kind of want to write up some lewds involving a man and his adopted hellhound daughter's aunt. Had my first wet dream since high school about it last night and I can remember the entire dream clearly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:43:17 2018 No.19396969 >>19396943 Tsuchinoko lamia when?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:44:15 2018 No.19396973 >>19394926 >I showed you my squeaky toy now answer me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:45:12 2018 No.19396979 File: 148 KB, 1055x757, 8ab6cfb3a00a84e70492a3a3f984e8db-dalxh7f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:48:04 2018 No.19396986 File: 123 KB, 637x899, 647534674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396979 now thats a big girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:51:08 2018 No.19396995 File: 1.02 MB, 990x1400, phar_alternative_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19396979 >>19396986 My brothers. Big girls are the best girls!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:55:08 2018 No.19397008 >>19395760 I would like to be able to selectively see other wavelengths than visible light. Flowers look beautiful in UV and seeing IR makes my projects much easier. The of course, that means that I’d only have eyes for my waifu if I didn’t already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:55:53 2018 No.19397012 Giantess a shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:57:00 2018 No.19397017 >>19396979 >>19396986 >>19396995 Go back to /d/ autistic faggots.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 09:58:37 2018 No.19397023 File: 1.49 MB, 2268x1843, Muhut KulveTaroth.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worship the Pharaoh Dragon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:00:08 2018 No.19397029 >>19396986 For you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:01:41 2018 No.19397035 >>19396995 2big4me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:02:32 2018 No.19397039 >>19395405 >>19396888 >>>/monster/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:02:49 2018 No.19397042 >>19396533 SHI MOON

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:04:07 2018 No.19397048 File: 1.07 MB, 833x1096, 1525166668982.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397023 How long do you think it takes to get her to stop crying after some hunters break her horns?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:04:27 2018 No.19397053 >>19396979 >>19396986 >>19396995 >giantessniggers on their way to becoming the next futafags

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:06:31 2018 No.19397060 >>19397042 MEIDO IN HEBAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:07:03 2018 No.19397064 >>19395405 >>19396888 This guys art is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:09:00 2018 No.19397076 File: 606 KB, 2000x2000, 68E39B7D-5418-4037-95B9-1FB26C531A0A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there any possible way to deter an Ushi-Oni who has their mind set on you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:09:41 2018 No.19397080 >>19397064 /monster/fags usually are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:11:25 2018 No.19397092 File: 225 KB, 739x525, tenderlykisstheushi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397076 Yes: take the initiative! That'll stop her cold!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:12:49 2018 No.19397099 >>19397080 They view themselves highly yet they spam their shit here. Also, the Jensen Mantis and Ebola-chan both originate on 4chan in some fashion so they're not exactly clever.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:15:25 2018 No.19397111 File: 474 KB, 1104x1619, 1457545671524.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397099 >Jensen Mantis I can always get behind an excuse to post from my LN folder.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:18:11 2018 No.19397123 File: 271 KB, 800x650, mantis_smile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397111 Bully the bug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:19:11 2018 No.19397133 >>19397076 I'm really curious what the context behind this image could be. Does she think the guy is super strong thanks to what she sees him do using the bulldozer and thus she is smitten with him?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:20:30 2018 No.19397141
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>>19397123
I'm sorry? I don't think I heard you correctly.

>>19397133
As I recall, the Anon in question wanted to princess/bridal carry his wife into their new home, but was concerned about her weight. Loen provided a solution.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:21:21 2018 No.19397144 File: 872 KB, 660x2788, 7E91F93E-4799-4589-8CAB-55DF133D2F25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397123 Does this count?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:28:16 2018 No.19397174 File: 326 KB, 1024x1233, xenoblade_chronicles_2_by_blazingchaos-dcek2ft.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How human do you like your robot girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:29:27 2018 No.19397185 >>19397174 Between sorta and really

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:30:02 2018 No.19397189 >>19397174 Stick some metal bits one the arms and forearms, add a panel line or two and I'm set. Maybe a few glowy parts for flavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:32:24 2018 No.19397206 >>19396979 She's so big I'm going to need a mech to bang her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:33:40 2018 No.19397213 >>19397092 >rapetrain.exe has stopped working

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:33:42 2018 No.19397214 File: 721 KB, 830x1200, 1531233222967.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What sorcery is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:34:36 2018 No.19397220 >>19397174 T-elos is such a delightful troll/sadist, what with her affinity chart requiring things like you jumping off high places with no regard for your life, and just plain jumping up and down thousands of times seemingly for her amusement.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:35:55 2018 No.19397224 >>19397214 A Fiend?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:36:58 2018 No.19397229 File: 541 KB, 1001x882, YK2vqOE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397213 >consensual_loving.exe initiated

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:38:39 2018 No.19397239 I want to visit the police training academy and play with all the cute little wans in training!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:39:32 2018 No.19397246 >>19397239 As someone who uses the gym at the police academy for free thanks to my mad connections I can vouch that the gym bunnies do indeed look pretty rad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:40:47 2018 No.19397252 File: 376 KB, 1280x1308, 1531233647696.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >your adopted momster finds your secret stash of mom/son porno mags, which includes pic related How does she react?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:42:11 2018 No.19397259 >>19397252 She calls all the single CCs in the neighborhood and arranges for them to fuck you silly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:43:09 2018 No.19397265 >>19397239 If I did that they would be on maternity leave before they start their career! >>19397252 My lewd pose isnt here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:48:47 2018 No.19397296 File: 94 KB, 1100x1200, Ushi-oni pinned you 1524849760098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is the idea of getting forcefully pushed up against a wall and getting screwed senseless in that position a fetish? If so I think I have it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:50:09 2018 No.19397308 >>19397296 >literally inside a rape cave >spider-cow is pinning you against a wall and drooling >hmm no, this doesn't warrant any kind of reaction Who is this guy and what happened to him to make him such a robot?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:52:09 2018 No.19397321 >>19397308 Maybe he's frozen in shock, or just playing dead

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:55:48 2018 No.19397345 >>19397308 He looks like a generic femdom hentai doujin protagonist. He's been through this kind of thing so many times that he doesn't really have it in him to react until the sex actually starts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 10:56:36 2018 No.19397350 >>19397345 I wish I got treated to that much femdom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:16:33 2018 No.19397478 >>19397350 They all do the first fifty rapes or so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:19:31 2018 No.19397490 File: 214 KB, 800x503, Mantis30.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Jiiiiiiiiii

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:22:17 2018 No.19397507 >>19397239 >lots of eager loli canine MGs in police outfits I NEED

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:34:26 2018 No.19397571 >>19397490 >Mantises are known for sexual cannibalism How would that translate to these Mantises? Would they just try to nibble on you during sex? Try to be a little more serious and get some fear with your arousal? Both?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:36:53 2018 No.19397582 >>19397507 Stop. I can only get so erect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:37:58 2018 No.19397592 >>19397507 >Police Kobold fired for being too friendly.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:40:10 2018 No.19397606

>>19397571
Many mantise species are cannibalistic in general, the females just tend be larger than the males and more often do the cannibalizing once full grown.

In mantises sexual cannibalism is often linked to stress (like being observed by scientists) and the confines of captivity (the male isn't able to court effectively or leave the female the way he would in the wild). The reverse can even happen with the male killing the female instead of mating with her.

So I guess for monster girls it could translate to her nibbling you when she is stressed, in a crowded public space, etc.

P.S. On the other hand, at least some mantis species can be kept together as adults without much risk of cannibalizing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:41:09 2018 No.19397614 >>19397592 The Ratas would be all over it if the police officers keep helping the criminals

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:45:52 2018 No.19397634 >>19397606 I never knew the details, nor did I know about females being larger than males. Thank you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:50:23 2018 No.19397662 File: 1.39 MB, 1405x2777, punyips2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:50:52 2018 No.19397665 >>19397571 MGE Mantises don't even care about getting a human male since they can't eat them. At least when out of season.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:51:17 2018 No.19397667 >>19397662 nice yips!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:51:52 2018 No.19397673 >>19397662 cunnyip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:53:54 2018 No.19397686 reminder that if you're not loyal to sekrit club and just post an image you saw off a search that you're a redditor!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:54:21 2018 No.19397689 don't touch it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:55:21 2018 No.19397699 >>19397662 How many bunyip puns can there be? Why is it so fun to come up with them? What do the bunyips think of all this?!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:56:39 2018 No.19397704 >>19397673 N-no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 11:58:15 2018 No.19397712 >>19397665 I know. I was trying to think on how it'd work in a less murderous fashion because biting during sex is great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:08:28 2018 No.19397762 File: 261 KB, 1100x1000, 19392486.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:13:44 2018 No.19397790 File: 727 KB, 700x990, 36403037_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397762 Sorry, too busy learning to swim.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:15:01 2018 No.19397801 File: 510 KB, 966x900, 68828331_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397689 Are you okay? Why are you talking to yourself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:16:28 2018 No.19397806 File: 99 KB, 755x600, 1396422004101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19397665

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:18:10 2018 No.19397815 File: 99 KB, 755x600, 1396422004101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19385753

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:19:52 2018 No.19397820 >>19397806 >>19397815 Ha, nerd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:21:19 2018 No.19397829 >>19397820 2 days of no sleep and there is no sign of that changing soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:23:59 2018 No.19397841 >>19397296 I'd like it if an ushi spiked her legs into the ground and wall to anchor herself around me. It's mildly threatening, traps you in place, gives her better leverage and demonstrates the start of a prolonged session.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:31:27 2018 No.19397877 >>19397634 >never knew You're likely a mutt, it figures.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:35:00 2018 No.19397889 >>19397815 Such big eyebrows!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:36:44 2018 No.19397896 >>19397815 This is a stupid cat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:37:22 2018 No.19397899 >>19397877 Most people don't know much about mantises other than the hype about their sexual cannibalism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:39:02 2018 No.19397908 >>19397815 Cute cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:43:29 2018 No.19397928 >>19397815 Stupid cute cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:46:17 2018 No.19397939 >>19397606 So mantises are stress eaters? Great, now I’ve got the image of a Mantis girl eating more than a Greenworm during finals week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:47:28 2018 No.19397945 File: 799 KB, 2000x2000, 69627897_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:47:38 2018 No.19397947 >19397815 http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2014/04/21/kmm-star-on-witch-craft-works-blu-ray-cover-art

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:48:50 2018 No.19397953 >>19397945 I want to impregnate those jews

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:53:24 2018 No.19397977 >>19397945 Holy fuck the artist is not dead?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:54:56 2018 No.19397987 >>19397945 Must grope Gonna grope

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 12:59:13 2018 No.19398015 >>19396904 If you throw enough dust on the table, you might be able to escape with your pants intact.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:02:30 2018 No.19398035 >>19398015 Pocket sand wins again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:04:45 2018 No.19398045 >>19398035 Is there any monster who can win against pocket sand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:06:52 2018 No.19398055 >>19398045 Slimes, likely. Since any eyes are basically just for decoration. Also probably Sandworms.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:07:52 2018 No.19398063 >>19397252 Latex gloves. You got my favorite position. Nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:08:08 2018 No.19398065 >>19398035 Throwing pocket sand at a lizardman and tying her up!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:10:35 2018 No.19398074 >>19398055 But slimes could be affected, they might dry or make a tentacle arm fall because of mud, shit examples but they are some No idea of how to defeat a worm with pocket sand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:12:43 2018 No.19398082 File: 2.30 MB, 1478x2086, 67130459_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vanilla or chocolate?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:16:14 2018 No.19398100

>>19398074
Actually it’d probably be more useless against Gnomes and Doromes than slimes. Earth elementals and all.

>throw sand in a Sandworm
>she doesn’t even notice
>snu.wav
>a few months later she looks vaguely uncomfortable and coughs up a sandworm-shell “pearl”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:17:02 2018 No.19398107 >>19398082 Do I get another one if I pick Neapolitan? Just kidding, no one likes Neapolitan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:18:08 2018 No.19398111 >>19398082 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:18:36 2018 No.19398113 >>19398082 Caramel swirl or bust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:20:44 2018 No.19398128 File: 1.11 MB, 1000x1645, 1500867741377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398107 I believe you've been infected by homosexuality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:22:12 2018 No.19398136 >>19398128 nice reddit!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:26:09 2018 No.19398162 >>19398082 Strawberry or cherry!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:27:48 2018 No.19398167

>>19398035
I used to smoke a pipe, and carried tobacco (In a plastic bag). So I was walking down the street, and a guy walking towards me asks for a cig. I say that I only smoke pocket tobacco and pull out the bag. I offer to let him have some. He gives me a look, and says no thanks. I walk towards him with a handful of it and offer again. He walks backwards. We end up jogging and I say things like "You sure? I got plenty of pocket tobacco. Someone might have some cigarette papers." "No thanks, thats...not really my brand." We spend 5 minutes jogging and doing this. For some reason I can't help but call it 'pocket tobacco', and cannot resist the urge to use the phrase as often as possible. "It's only pocket tobacco man. Pocket tobacco is just as good as cigarettes. Come on, have some pocket tobacco. Pocket tobacco!" True story.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:29:34 2018 No.19398178 >>19398082 Can I get a swirl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:30:48 2018 No.19398186 >>19398082 Didn't the chocolate one peg the guy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:33:22 2018 No.19398205 >>19398128 Nah. I meant another one, in addition. But to be fair, actually liking Neapolitan is, in fact, a sign of homosexuality. I know a guy like that, they made him sign a wavier at the register and everything. I'm going with Red.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:33:52 2018 No.19398209 >>19398186 What did you expect, it's the reddit spammer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:39:11 2018 No.19398240 File: 118 KB, 756x770, Dgpn2xFX0AErC71.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you get raped by a black harpy, does that mean you've been BLACKED?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:42:30 2018 No.19398250 File: 141 KB, 391x600, Unicorn_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post purest girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:44:22 2018 No.19398257 File: 129 KB, 1135x1200, DhBQgtPUEAUcCvs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like scorpions.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:46:58 2018 No.19398273

>>19398186
Pegging is like tier 7 for their species. Right after the thing with the tongue and the wok. Tier 12 is a excommunication-level offense in every major world religion. I tried asking one what Tier 15 for them was, but I kept blacking out halfway through the explanation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:49:09 2018 No.19398280 File: 520 KB, 1000x890, Ramenwarwok_7.2_F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398273 >RPing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:50:42 2018 No.19398287 >>19398082 Cassata

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:55:22 2018 No.19398299 >>19398287 >Literally a faggot. That's cool bro. You'll love tier seven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:55:36 2018 No.19398301 File: 1.06 MB, 1600x1589, DgLRaRDUEAA84hM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's the ideal size differential for you and your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:56:14 2018 No.19398303 >>19395215 >and you're just reposting the same shit like a broken record.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 13:59:43 2018 No.19398322 Guys, I want to knock a monster girl up so bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:01:09 2018 No.19398327 >>19398322 Who doesnt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:03:14 2018 No.19398336 >>19398301 i'm ok with shog towering over me a bit because she doesn't have legs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:04:16 2018 No.19398340 >>19398322 Impregnation with a monster girl is truly the best kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:04:23 2018 No.19398342 >>19398301 Inb4 giantessfags. One that allows for ergonomic jog fucking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:04:55 2018 No.19398344 >>19397076 >Deter >discourage (someone) from doing something by instilling doubt or fear of the consequences. Absolutely impossible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:05:50 2018 No.19398347 >>19398342 >jog fucking Like this? https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/27780

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:07:32 2018 No.19398351 >>19397699 >What do the bunyips think of all this?! They hate that mere mortals are giving them bunlip

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:10:21 2018 No.19398362 >>19398347 Yeah, but with a rickshaw.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:11:05 2018 No.19398365 File: 89 KB, 400x1038, Druella9.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398128 I want-no, need-to impregnate Druella.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:14:27 2018 No.19398380

>>19398365
>Getting that close to a monstergirl
>Expecting her to sit still long enough to whisper into her ear
I don't know why, but I can't help but think of MG's as really excited dogs who love you. Like imagine putting your face that close to your pet mutt, no way it isn't going to start licking and nosing you.

In fact I doubt you can be anywhere near the personal space of a MG without her getting touchy and kissy

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:14:50 2018 No.19398382

>>19398347
No. That sort of thing is in utter violation of both the heart and spirit of JogFucking. That sort of thing is strictly prohibited by MGEJF regulations. I'd like to add that no amount of rickshaws will change that, despite what the amateur may think.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:17:39 2018 No.19398394
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>>19398322
>Desperate CC panda girl begs you to impregnate her since she's ovulating her one day of the year
>You violently breed her while talking trash about how she should be grateful that you're allowing such a failure to reproduce

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:19:59 2018 No.19398406 >>19398394 Silver tongued diplomat panda is better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:21:57 2018 No.19398416 >>19398394 Hey, so long as the panda has a chest like that, I’ll fill her to the brim

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:25:37 2018 No.19398438

>>19398406
You'd prefer her to convince you all the benefits impregnating her would bring? Sex would be respectful and slower if that's the case.

>>19398416
Any monster girl with such a chest deserves to be made into a mother otherwise those heavenly breasts would go to waste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:26:58 2018 No.19398447 >>19398438 Exactly! No point having artillary like that without a payload

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:27:43 2018 No.19398449 >>19398438 Being honest, pandas are one of the most dumb and clumsy animals on the earth, hard to accept knowing that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:33:55 2018 No.19398482 >>19398449 What if she pulls the endangered species card? You'd have a moral obligation to impregnate her and she'll even mention how you get a cool certificate when you become a panda's father.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:35:24 2018 No.19398491 >>19398449 Do you’re saying I get a cute Baka bear as a wife?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:37:07 2018 No.19398498

>>19398447
An entire year's worth of mating drive crammed into a day. You're kind of lucky not to wake up sore with the taste of chloroform and concussion in your mouth. Even her barking "Give babies now!" would be reasonable given the circumstances. That she's not is, in itself, pretty superb restraint in a monster. Sweet talk and tits would be the cherry on top.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:37:57 2018 No.19398502 >>19398498 Well, we’re going at it so hard that she’ll look pregnant for a week

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:40:27 2018 No.19398514 >>19398240 I wanna be the MGC equivalent of Pigeon Man!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:48:19 2018 No.19398544 File: 40 KB, 294x510, DdAxPZ9W4AAThfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where did everyone go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:49:56 2018 No.19398553 >>19398544 I’m at work learning people continue to be idiots with a computer despite three reminders about it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:50:24 2018 No.19398556 File: 171 KB, 905x1280, 1528180652.rahkshi500_lilim.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LILIMS ARE okay I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:51:38 2018 No.19398568 >>19398491 Kinda, they are seriously, extremely unaware of stuff and surroundings

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:51:56 2018 No.19398569 >>19398544 back to get more images to spam and get epic upboats

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:52:25 2018 No.19398571 >>19398514 You want to say goodbye to a football headed boy then fly into the sun by being carried by a flock of harpies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:52:58 2018 No.19398574 >>19398556 i want to be fondled by a thick spadetail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:54:48 2018 No.19398583 >>19398568 Is that due to the deeply inefficient slapped together digestive system, or the isolated ecosystem?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:55:17 2018 No.19398586 File: 64 KB, 565x418, 1449056897153.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398556 The okayest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 14:55:57 2018 No.19398593 >>19398568 Cute Give me the time pandas

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:00:06 2018 No.19398610 >>19398583 They just are hella dumb, no shit they are in a "danger" status

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:04:25 2018 No.19398629 File: 281 KB, 742x962, 1412748615677.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >that feeling when your waifu starts heading home from the factory I need to start working on a horns + ears hairband for her stat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:07:52 2018 No.19398650 File: 66 KB, 717x595, Anon is a slut for big, thick, throbbing spade tail.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398556 >Tail as thick as her leg Time for some old-fashioned tail worship

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:14:20 2018 No.19398678 >>19398650 This is the gayest piece of ostensibly heterosexual literature I've ever read. Go eat some Neapolitan ice cream while roller-blading, nigga. Please write more. My erection is confused but happy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:14:34 2018 No.19398680 File: 78 KB, 840x1200, Df2ZFwsWkAEWxU8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lichs are versatile!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:15:03 2018 No.19398684 >>19398680 What if I like the booty?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:15:10 2018 No.19398687 >steampunk automaton

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:15:37 2018 No.19398688 >>19398680 *Liches Shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:16:05 2018 No.19398690 >>19398680 Who is she getting these parts from?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:19:46 2018 No.19398709 >>19397111 Isn't that old Sub? Not LN?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:22:33 2018 No.19398717 >>19398709 SauceNAO says yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:24:25 2018 No.19398727 >>19398717 Thx. Just making sure I'm not crazy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:25:25 2018 No.19398733 >>19398680 Liches deserve to have their natural bodies cherished sexually.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:27:23 2018 No.19398744 >>19398733 The control will also be studied for data, naturally.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:27:25 2018 No.19398745 >>19398690 All of the girls you look at when you aren't paying attention to her, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:29:26 2018 No.19398758 >>19398690 >>19398745 Cease and desist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:29:43 2018 No.19398760 https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69629452

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:30:04 2018 No.19398761
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>>19398610
Actually their status was downgraded to "vulnerable" in recent years, as adequate habitat protections have allowed their populations to grow.

Giant pandas are pretty well adapted to their natural environment, with breeding rates comparable to some populations of black bears. Their reputation as being too dumb to save themselves came about mostly due to how for many years it was very difficult to get them to reproduce in captivity, and people assumed this applied to wild pandas too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:32:06 2018 No.19398773 >>19398760 >honeycomb scales low effort

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:33:38 2018 No.19398784 >>19398482 Do I get a tote bag? I’ll do it for a tote bag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:33:52 2018 No.19398786 >>19398760 I ignore most of the stuff that gets people upset on these threads, but this deserves mentioning. Take your gore art somewhere else, this thread is for people who like monster girls. i.e. the art is of some poor lamia getting mutilated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:34:32 2018 No.19398790 >>19398650 I need a good sweatingman.jpg for this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:38:11 2018 No.19398806 Are liches the coolest (as in style and attitude, not temperature) monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:39:46 2018 No.19398814 >>19398806 They are in my heart.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:41:08 2018 No.19398824 File: 511 KB, 751x1052, 69162733_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398806 No, that's the wight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:41:32 2018 No.19398829 File: 998 KB, 1200x952, nooklings.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For only 1460 easy payments of 3.7ml, these could be your daughters! They could be mine, anyway. The hair colors are right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:42:09 2018 No.19398835 >>19398806 Mantis are too cool for school. Ice Queens, Automatons, and Arachne can be cool beauty types.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:44:53 2018 No.19398847 >>19398835 Lich, Mantis, Ice Queen and Automaton all teaming up to get the man they like.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:45:15 2018 No.19398848 >>19398761 >Ywn spy a Ren Xiongmao practising her poledancing on a thick bamboo shoot in the misty morning rain.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:46:06 2018 No.19398854 >>19398824 Vampires > wights.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:48:27 2018 No.19398862 File: 527 KB, 751x950, 69391068_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398854 I'd like to help, but I can't fix shit taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:50:52 2018 No.19398872 >>19398806 Vampires

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:51:24 2018 No.19398875 >>19398862 >Vampires with mileena teeth hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:52:51 2018 No.19398881 >>19398835 I can only think of automatons as goofy. They're not even emotionless, just bad at expressing them. That's cute, but not really cool, I'd say.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:54:27 2018 No.19398890 TFW you will never go to the beach and witness the latest in monster fashion like backless buttplug-anchored swimsuits

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 15:57:31 2018 No.19398898 How does a unbonded monstergirl react when they find out their crush is extremely ill/has a terminal sickness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:00:12 2018 No.19398909 >>19398898 Desperately try to fill him with their MAMONO MANA.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:00:12 2018 No.19398910 >>19398898 If they're already on "crush" status then the desire to save him would lead to her ravishing him and using every means to turn him into an incubus before its too late.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:02:01 2018 No.19398916 >>19394915 90% of the time it's guaranteed to be Bollocks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:02:02 2018 No.19398918 >>19398898 Sayaka, but with dickings.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:02:31 2018 No.19398921 >>19398847 An autist, an unfeeling machine, an ice queen and another autist doesn't exactly strike me as the seduction dream team. Especially because ice queens are probably also shit at social interactions due to not interacting with others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:02:45 2018 No.19398924 >>19398862 >"I'm taller than you!" >"But my breasts are bigger." >"Well mine are softer!"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:05:18 2018 No.19398937 >>19398910 I imagine this could be difficult, especially if the man doesnt want her to get attached to someone who is going to die soon anyway. That would end in either extreme sadness or two newly undead newly weds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:07:18 2018 No.19398943 >>19398862 I straight up just don't get the appeal of wights. They strike me as an inferior version of vampires. In what area are they better than vampires?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:07:37 2018 No.19398945 >>19398898 >Lich >her crush is dying >Kuu-dere smile.png I don't think she minds at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:07:58 2018 No.19398947 >>19398943 No tsun.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:09:04 2018 No.19398954 >>19398937 And you don't think she wouldn't just spike his food and drink with some really potent monster realm produce? That and/or some succubus nostrum could make him into an incubus pretty quickly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:10:41 2018 No.19398958 >>19398921 Maybe that's because you don't know how to have fun!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:11:11 2018 No.19398959 Would a troll apologize for raping you in the sunlight? And also take you to the hospital for a fractured pelvis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:11:51 2018 No.19398961 >>19398921 Kuuderes can surprise you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:13:45 2018 No.19398973 >>19398945 She'd probably kill him, she might be happy to turn him undead but the process getting to death isnt exactly fun if he's sick.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:14:20 2018 No.19398976
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>>19398943
Well they can beat most opponents with just a touch, and have the whole "awesome ectoplasmic claws" thing going for them, as well as having potentially once been human royalty or great heroes. They also seem to be more interested in being charismatic leaders compared to vampires who just want to enjoy being aristocratic nobles. And some may not like having to feed a vampire their blood.

There's also the appeal of having the option to "evolve" a normal zombie into a wight.

But I'd say above all else the incredibly sexy design is the wight's biggest draw. After all the phantom is another "evolve" form of another monster and she hasn't gotten near the popularity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:17:02 2018 No.19398987 >>19398829 They may be your daughters but I call dibs on the cheerful one on the right.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:17:29 2018 No.19398991 >>19398959 >misery but its a yandere troll keeping anon under "house care" while hes healing >torture scene is her hitting him with demon silver while slowly edging him

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:17:56 2018 No.19398993 >>19398973 Yeah, sickness is slow and painful and draining on the body and mind. She'll probably just off him and raise him as a undead incubus or something. Or just make him eat a gray mushroom and fuck him alive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:18:02 2018 No.19398994 >>19398958 I mean, it'd probably be fun. I'm just not sure how successful they would be. >>19398961 I can't think of any case where they won on their own.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:18:19 2018 No.19398996 >>19398848 Thanks for reminding me that I need a ‘special dance room’ in my house so my Lilim waifu can poledance for me and give me lap dances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:19:20 2018 No.19399003 >>19398924 >”ANON YOU DECIDE!!!!!”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:20:21 2018 No.19399011 >>19398991 Thanks anon, I shouldn’t be this erect right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:20:21 2018 No.19399012 >>19398994 You're going to get your kuudere harem and you're going to fucking like it you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:20:24 2018 No.19399013 >>19398976 >awesome ectoplasmic claws wait, what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:23:44 2018 No.19399025 >>19398991 >>19398959 I really hope a big diretroll would be into facesitting me 50% of the time, all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:24:33 2018 No.19399028 File: 364 KB, 800x1022, Wight 1481278013320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399013 The energy claws she has, KC referred to them as being made of ectoplasm at some point, or at least that's how it was translated.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:26:27 2018 No.19399037 >>19399028 That Wight's got legs for days. Hot damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:29:17 2018 No.19399047 >>19399028 Ectoplasm makes me think about that one scene in South Park.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:30:30 2018 No.19399056 File: 155 KB, 803x526, wight-Abigail9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399037 >Flattery will get you everywhere darling.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:32:23 2018 No.19399062 >>19399056 >tfw no southern belle Wightfu who calls me “shugah” and “darlin’” When do monstergirls become real again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:33:26 2018 No.19399071 >>19399003 On everything?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:34:45 2018 No.19399074 >tfw no emo princess Djinn girl to go with me to warped tour this year

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:36:59 2018 No.19399086 >>19399003 Gonna have to test the rears first.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:38:48 2018 No.19399098
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>>19399056
Put her in a sexy black garterbelt, delicate lace panties that barely conceal her before disappearing in the back, and thigh-high fishnet stockings that cut into her curves. Then mating press until those legs are firmly locked around my waist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:39:38 2018 No.19399107 File: 1.64 MB, 1280x1536, tumblr_p7d2y3dxvk1v2gw9ko1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about this Titania. Why does she wear the headband?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:43:23 2018 No.19399125 >>19398943 They're completely different in their appeal with the exception of both being high ranking undead. >>19398993 I could see that happening. It's actually how my Wight ended up the way she did, minus the fucking part.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:46:25 2018 No.19399133 >>19399107 bald spot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:47:11 2018 No.19399140 >>19399107 If I pulled that off would she die?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:52:17 2018 No.19399163
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>>19398943
Wights have a more friendly attitude, there's less focus on haughtiness. For example the feel I get from it is that when a Vampire is haughty she's fully serious about it, and when a Wight is haughty there's a playful side to it. Something like she knows she'll in some way get fun out of doing it, or she wants to remind how exceptionally good and desirable she is to motivate a man to want to have her even more. They're generally above Vampires in the hierarchy of undead nobles too, as said in the undead kingdom section in second MGE book.

It helps that the design is beautiful and they're known for being extremely beautiful in-universe too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:54:10 2018 No.19399176 >>19398862 That is some intense side mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:55:18 2018 No.19399181 >>19399107 what if i told you thats a pap and not an adult child?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:57:38 2018 No.19399198 >>19398943 No blood play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 16:59:25 2018 No.19399209 >>19399163 Speaking of being playful, something I hadn't noticed before about the wight's profile art is that she seems to be lifting her necklace up a bit to give a fully unobstructed view of her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:03:34 2018 No.19399234 >>19399140 It would be extremely painful.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:04:37 2018 No.19399242

>>19399163
>A Wight will never stand at the end of the bed looking over you
>She'll never allow her dress to drop to the floor, leaving her with just her gloves, stockings and heels
>She'll never slowly climb onto the bed and crawl towards you
>She'll never straddle you and lower herself onto your member
>She'll never lean down to kiss you and tell you she loves you while her hips start moving

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:05:30 2018 No.19399246 >>19399198 >not wanting to do bloodplay weak

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:07:38 2018 No.19399255 File: 132 KB, 712x561, 1529023818103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being a tourist in MG Australia is tough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:08:21 2018 No.19399260 >>19399242 I want to be a simple stable boy in forbidden love with the wight daughter of a undead nobleman!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:10:46 2018 No.19399273 >>19399255 >tfw you will never chuck a Bunyip in the Ute.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:12:11 2018 No.19399279

>>19399209
I never noticed that before, damn.
It's like she notices you looking at her breasts, but pretends she thinks you're looking at the necklace. Then she lifts it and starts talking about how it's a really magnificent piece and you've got a good eye for beauty, and she starts rambling on about the specifics of it like where it was made and where the gems are from and how much they weight and so on. Of course, she knows you don't care about any of that at all and she's just giving you an excuse to take a good extended look at her chest.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:15:46 2018 No.19399298 >>19399234 for you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:16:51 2018 No.19399302 >>19399260 i want to be serviced by a shog oblivious to what it means to be eating using her handmade utensils!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:18:30 2018 No.19399313 File: 133 KB, 363x675, UnagiJoro17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You're not leaving this room until I'm pregnant with twins!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:23:59 2018 No.19399346 Got a really lovely Kobold commission done! Little series of my daughteru playing with a dildo and a ring gag. https://imgur.com/a/ct5Bcid Also here's a silly .gif of it I cobbled together just because. https://imgur.com/sWpt1jm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:25:03 2018 No.19399352 Don't touch it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:26:54 2018 No.19399366 >>19399346 Oh fuck he's on a roll.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:27:13 2018 No.19399368 >>19399346 I will say this artist's style is pretty cute my dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:27:38 2018 No.19399371 >>19399346 KDF you absolute madman. This is your best one yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:28:23 2018 No.19399378 >>19399346 I am slightly disgusted but also very aroused.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:28:42 2018 No.19399380 >>19399352 I'll touch whatever cows I want!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:30:34 2018 No.19399391 >>19399346 Pretty hot desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:30:46 2018 No.19399392 >>19399346 >merunyaa yes now where are the other alts? you know the ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:31:39 2018 No.19399401 >>19399346 Since when does your daughteru have such fat thighs?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:31:39 2018 No.19399402 >>19399346 You know KDF, ever since that first Fiship commission you've been getting one great pic after another. >>19399352 You're not my mom.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:31:54 2018 No.19399403 File: 723 KB, 1191x1300, tumblr_p7icb8USzo1vldipoo1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399380 Even zombie cows?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:33:21 2018 No.19399411 >>19399403 Yes. I probably wouldn't touch any cows because I'd be too scared.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:33:25 2018 No.19399414 >>19399392 There are no other alts anon, what I think you're referencing wasn't even a part of this idea. Evidently she's been distancing herself from all that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:35:38 2018 No.19399430 Hey thanks anons. >>19399401 They are unusually big in this one, but I like them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:38:11 2018 No.19399450 File: 706 KB, 827x1300, 67418929_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's she reading anons?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:38:59 2018 No.19399457 >>19399450 A love letter.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:39:12 2018 No.19399459 >>19399074 Does she magically make her tits bigger to be the queen busty of the show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:39:38 2018 No.19399463 >>19399450 Shes reading a report of everything her crush has done over the last 24 hours and is seeing a worrying lack of lewd lusting over her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:39:42 2018 No.19399464 >>19399450 “How to rotate text in MS Paint”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:39:49 2018 No.19399468 >>19399450 xionfes Twitter.com Pixiv.net

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:41:17 2018 No.19399479 File: 1.26 MB, 1280x1844, 1531258877258.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kumihos a best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:42:17 2018 No.19399487 >>19399450 That's a ridiculously obtrusive watermark.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:42:58 2018 No.19399491 I want to tease a christmas cake demon over not having anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:43:24 2018 No.19399495 >>19399346 Hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:43:29 2018 No.19399496 >>19399487 That’s the point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:43:45 2018 No.19399499 File: 107 KB, 706x1000, 9711db96eb388afade279db68d737098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What did you tell her, anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:45:00 2018 No.19399509 >>19399499 That she has a cute smile and a cute everything else too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:48:13 2018 No.19399522 >>19399346 >meru good-tou

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:48:18 2018 No.19399523 >>19399499 >You have the most wonderful smile.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:48:49 2018 No.19399527
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>>19399242
>you'll never strip a cute loli wight from her lingerie and wrap her around your finger with slow teasing foreplay until she can't hide her soft deredere side at all

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 17:50:12 2018 No.19399532 Lewd Yeti-san https://i.imgur.com/Ph7KRnI.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:00:18 2018 No.19399579 >>19399532 You could've just linked to the guys Pixiv. https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61540390

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:01:22 2018 No.19399586 >>19399313 are her breasts so thickly coated in mucus so that when she shoves your face into her chest you are now at 600% ready to fuk

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:03:43 2018 No.19399598 reminder that posting anything but a 60$ commission is flagging yourself as a redditor!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:06:08 2018 No.19399610 >>19399499 Pull my devil trigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:07:24 2018 No.19399614 >>19399499 “I think I’m ready for children.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:10:25 2018 No.19399629 >>19399532 >>19399579 That art is shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:13:06 2018 No.19399648 File: 82 KB, 500x309, consider-the-following-25304904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >19397686 >19399598

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:16:52 2018 No.19399669 >>19399499 I'm suicidal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:17:27 2018 No.19399671 >>19399648 nice reddit post dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:18:43 2018 No.19399679 >>19399648 >Replying to shitposts >epic cheshire reaction image yeah you're not much better buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:21:59 2018 No.19399693 >>19399450 A report on why the fuck her hair turned green

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:23:51 2018 No.19399697 >>19398994 >Can't think of a case where a kuudere won on their own Do you mean in general, or in love? If it's in love, then I actually will have to give that to you. The utter failure at courtship is part of kuudere-san's charm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:24:27 2018 No.19399703 File: 191 KB, 622x374, Z_Medusa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399693 MGE girls aren't clones you know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:25:38 2018 No.19399709 >>19399703 Besides birds, is there any animal that’s green?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:26:23 2018 No.19399718 >>19399693 That guy's wife has always had green hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:26:26 2018 No.19399719 >>19399709 Frogs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:27:37 2018 No.19399727 >>19399709 Many amphibians/reptiles/fish Sloths too, when they get moss growing in their coat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:28:04 2018 No.19399728 >>19399709 Thousands of species of fish.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:28:11 2018 No.19399730 File: 509 KB, 1280x1780, CombatWaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fucking hate replaying Dark Souls because it always reminds me of why I love the fuck out of Redcaps and Ghouls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:28:39 2018 No.19399733 >>19399703 Of course, but she's got a look of concern on her face. Also her arms and tail are black as well as the inside of her ears. I'm guessing one of the servants fucked up her hair dying treatments! >>19399718 It doesn't look good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:29:07 2018 No.19399736 >>19399730 It reminds me of how much I like taller women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:29:07 2018 No.19399737 File: 845 KB, 732x1000, Player 2 Cheshire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399709 Show me a real-life human with naturally green hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:29:35 2018 No.19399739 >>19399730 Combat wives are for turning into breeding sows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:30:09 2018 No.19399742 Someone needs to stop feeding these girls radioactive food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:30:11 2018 No.19399744 >>19399737 Why settle for human when you can improve upon it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:30:52 2018 No.19399747 >>19395548 Big hearts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:31:40 2018 No.19399753 >>19399739 Mildred always makes me feel really, really conflicted. Especially when I summon her for Quelaag because it's like watching my love of Redcaps and Atlach-Nacha square off

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:31:43 2018 No.19399754 >>19399693 off profile/reddit post oc

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:32:13 2018 No.19399756

Hypothetical nightmare here:

A wight rolls up to you in her '93 Mercedes Benz E-class while you're walking down Main Street, with her passenger side window down. She waves a condom at you like a southern belle with an autographed handkerchief. She whistles to get your attention before cooing, "Yoohoo! How much, sugah?"

While you are scantily clad in a pair of denim jeans and a mildly sweaty t-shirt, you are most certainly not a prostitute. However, you know better than to turn good money down, so you cautiously approach her vehicle. You're unsure what to say next.

"I'll give ya ten grand. Hundred for two rounds with it in my mouth, two thousand for leg and ass worship, nine hundred for a couple hours riding your face, three thousand to tie you up, four-hundred fifty to take it in the ass, and the rest goes toward as many rounds inside my pussy as it'll afford."

She has a sort of cocksureness about her, as though she's well aware that she shouldn't be able to pick up strangers off the street like this, but she knows she has the power to make it happen. Despite her potentially grey morality, you accept her offer, and hop inside her dated luxury vehicle.

She whisks you away to a manor far enough into the countryside for the foliage to obscure most of the sun. She has her fun with you on a king-size mattress, but when the time came for her to capitalize on her greatest investment, her normally cocksure attitude became haughty and malicious. After your first round, you notice the tip of your condom leaking out.

"Hope you're ready to become a daddy, sugah, 'cause we're not done yet."

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:32:55 2018 No.19399761 >>19399737 ofc the chesh spammer has reddit oc trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:33:04 2018 No.19399764 >>19399730 >Maneater Mildred No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:33:04 2018 No.19399765 >>19399753 The answer is obvious. Breed both

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:34:30 2018 No.19399776 >>19399756 I don't see the problem there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:37:48 2018 No.19399793 >>19399733 I actually really like the ones where it's dark green but I'm not a fan of lighter colors in general. I'm going to stop referring to some other dude's waifu now, it feels weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:38:05 2018 No.19399794 >>19399279 Given how long a coherent background on an artifact could last, this is like some form of dorkiness signaling that mistakenly believes itself to be some form of flirting. Wights are kuudere, you've convinced me, friendo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:38:16 2018 No.19399796 File: 405 KB, 748x1258, wightloli.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399527 >Anon, why are my panties on your head?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:39:16 2018 No.19399803 I want a muscled vamprie and tubby lich!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:39:24 2018 No.19399806 Would it be possible to make a Gremlin have an orgasm just by looking at tech beyond what she's seen before? What if you built custom parts for an Automaton based on the Sazabi and then showed off your new high-spec bodyguard to your Gremlin rival?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:40:18 2018 No.19399813 >>19399806 Your 'bodyguard' would inform you that your rival's heart seems to be beating noticeably faster.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:42:04 2018 No.19399824 >>19399346 You really ade that gif keep going, huh?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:44:15 2018 No.19399838 >>19399813 Great, now I'm imagining an Ojou-sama Sazabi Automaton smugly trying to push her young master and his Gremlin rival closer together because she knows how they feel about each other even if they're not honest about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:45:04 2018 No.19399842 >>19399838 Well, it would be fitting. And that automaton better have golden hair.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:45:10 2018 No.19399844

>>19399756
Pull out spare condom and plan B pill. You can easily purchase them for less than half of what she pays you. Because only the kuudere can be defeated in courtship with less than 5 minutes of thought. The tsun would've been an actual challenge, and yan would've been to crazy to actually lose, or win against. Also only kuuderes buy sex.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:45:56 2018 No.19399849

>>19399764
>Hating on Mildred
She's the best Redcap type waifu in the Soulsborne series.

>Wants to cut you up and "eat you" literally
>Becomes your waifu after you give her the D
>Will fight another waifu for the rights to claim your dick
>Is plump and ideal sow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:48:16 2018 No.19399855 >>19399849 She'd be a metaphorical maneater as a redcap. But god damn if she wouldn't be deliciously thick and perfect for breeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:49:16 2018 No.19399863 >>19396953 do it son

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:49:46 2018 No.19399867 >>19399842 >spoiler Well yeah, she wouldn't be much of an Ojou-sama knight without it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:50:29 2018 No.19399871 >>19399867 Perfect. Would happily populate space with a girl like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:51:29 2018 No.19399875 >>19399733 Anon what the fuck are you on? Bizarre hair colors are a dime a dozen in Japanese 2D media.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:51:35 2018 No.19399876 >>19399756 I take my money and leave.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:53:11 2018 No.19399883 File: 130 KB, 661x1153, tumblr_p9vkwq8T7y1u4522ko3_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399756 >Hypothetical dream scenario here FTFY

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:58:32 2018 No.19399922 File: 1.89 MB, 1178x1920, 01226160eeb701ea383921e6550afe14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lamias with extra arms. Good or bad?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:58:40 2018 No.19399924 >>19399883 i keep mistaking the shading on the ruffles at the front of her skirt for a dildo base weighing down her panties

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:58:40 2018 No.19399925 >>19399876 >>19399844 But anon, she paid to tie you up. She's going to get her money's worth out of you, whether you like it or not.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:59:04 2018 No.19399929 >>19396953 I'm unironically working on a Kumiho short.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:59:42 2018 No.19399933 >>19399922 2 extra maximum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 18:59:50 2018 No.19399935 >>19395884 Oh god so this is what she's been replacing my parts for.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:02:22 2018 No.19399947 >>19399922 Seems good as long as you keep it to 3 or less pairs of arms. Makes for some interesting poses and positions.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:03:03 2018 No.19399951 >>19399925 I'll leave after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:03:46 2018 No.19399957 >>19399922 That's not a Lamia, that's a fusion werewolf/lamia after the two separate halves put on potaro earings.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:04:23 2018 No.19399960

>>19398650
>start to fall on subway after it comes to an emergency stop
>Reach out to grab something to stabilize yourself
>Realize you grabbed a tail
>Angry succubus gives you a look that conveys both terror and a sort of "you're gonna take responsibility for this" feel

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:06:04 2018 No.19399966

>>19399796
Don't you think doing something as ridiculous as putting her panties on your head would spoil the mood? You're supposed to leisurely spin her lacy panties around your finger, with her sitting sideways in your lap and your other arm around her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:06:06 2018 No.19399967 File: 428 KB, 915x1200, Bunyip0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399957 Foolish girls, trying to dethrone the Queen of Mofu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:07:55 2018 No.19399975 >>19399960 Subways would be awful or wonderful depending on your point of view.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:14:04 2018 No.19400008

>>19399925
Not gonna work. Unless she's crazy enough to keep me tied up for three days straight. Then she *might* win, but given how infertile monsters are anyway, probably not. Notice how her plan must descend further into madness to succeed? A yan would've started out twice as crazy as that. Given that she's attractive, has my fetish accent, and put so much money, effort and work into it, I wouldn't mind staying around. Still, like the other anon said, kuuderes only win in the game of love when someone helps them out. Strange but applicable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:14:16 2018 No.19400011 File: 240 KB, 992x1403, tumblr_pbkdr5VxYb1rkn25go1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I desire a silver dragon waifu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:18:53 2018 No.19400031 >>19399960 >take responsibility Dangit. What's that mean, a tailjob or handholding with fingerless gloves? Gotta have gloves of some kind, my momma raised me right, desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:19:09 2018 No.19400034 >>19399967 Mofu Black??? Supah waifujin rosé???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:21:08 2018 No.19400043 File: 540 KB, 1200x1315, Succubus11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400031 Missonary position with the lights out

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:22:29 2018 No.19400059 File: 78 KB, 749x575, 1457036232542.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399975 I'm gonna lean towards 'wonderful'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:24:35 2018 No.19400075 >>19400043 >spoiler They were right when they said that succubi are freaky. That's some tier-level 15 stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:30:18 2018 No.19400108 File: 894 KB, 1200x857, 69620713_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who is this fox and how did she get on my couch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:30:48 2018 No.19400112 >>19400031 Impregnation of course

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:31:46 2018 No.19400120 File: 3.75 MB, 2800x5500, 67898754_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400108 Some slut I'm sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:32:15 2018 No.19400124 File: 250 KB, 1200x582, Succubus85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400075 Where did this "tier" stuff come from and what's the highest tier?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:34:55 2018 No.19400139 File: 615 KB, 1909x1301, 1520566556794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19399967 >Queen of Mofu >when foxes still exist Yeah, whatever you say, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:35:13 2018 No.19400144 >>19400108 thats her couch now anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:35:35 2018 No.19400151 >>19400124 muh dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:36:06 2018 No.19400157 File: 128 KB, 1199x1200, DeMBrUVVMAAhz_e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400139 Foxes can't give you a full-body hug.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:36:16 2018 No.19400158 >>19400144 If she owns the couch, I'll just have to own her! That way, it's still my couch!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:38:25 2018 No.19400178 File: 304 KB, 550x778, 1531265905919.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400158 Keikaku Doori

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:39:25 2018 No.19400188 >>19400178 Truly, this is a happy ending for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:40:34 2018 No.19400194 >>19400124 Adventure Time. Tier 15 is the highest one. DON'T DO IT, BRO!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:40:48 2018 No.19400196

>orphan graciously taken in by Tiamat the Dragon mother
>Made to be a stableboy in her castle.
>its hard work but he gives it his all as thanks for taking it in
>Every morning he feed's the queens hunting werewolves and makes sure their teeth are in good condition
>Then he brushes the centaurs and makes their coats pristine
>after that its off to the aviary to exercise the harpies
>Next is making sure the bunyips in the moat are alert and on guard
> Then if he finishes all the miscellaneous chores are done he helps the nice troll gardener trim hedges.
>Sometimes the princess watches him work, she hides behind corners but he still sees her since her breasts and rear stick out.
>He found a letter slipped under his door one day, it was covered in hearts but unfortunately hes completely illiterate. He hopes the persons heart condition is okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:41:42 2018 No.19400201 File: 124 KB, 1000x703, disgust hawk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19394551 >chubbies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:43:30 2018 No.19400210 File: 170 KB, 720x1280, inktober2017day21furious_by_chloegeek-dbrhz8p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400201 >off-topic image

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:43:44 2018 No.19400213 File: 1006 KB, 1050x825, 42937048_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400157 They've been doing that for ages mate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:44:30 2018 No.19400219 >>19400213 but its just fluffy instead of magic fluff that makes you feel good

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:46:44 2018 No.19400226 >>19400043 >spoiler Excellent taste, friendo. >http://touchfluffytail.org/?story=working-as-a-phone-sex-operator-for-monster-girls-part-2

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:48:10 2018 No.19400237 >>19400219 All fluff does that. The only difference is that they have innate waterproofing instead of having to use magic, because they live in bodies of water. And they need it because MGE abbos don't seem like the type to take to magic that easily.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:48:41 2018 No.19400243 File: 87 KB, 512x592, displeased_tailpussy_recolour.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400226 >touchfluffytail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:50:03 2018 No.19400250 >>19400237 >MGE abbos don't seem like the type to take to magic that easily Neither do fucking h'orcs, but apparently they get nipple hiding magic for free. MAMONO MANA is really handwavy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:51:12 2018 No.19400265 File: 10 KB, 246x135, 1531266672556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The best monstergirl feet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:53:49 2018 No.19400282 File: 2.89 MB, 1878x2568, robertsons.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400250 Speaking of nipple magic how the hell do those metal things stay on Hellhounds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:55:25 2018 No.19400289 >>19400282 They're just really elaborate, reusable pasties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:57:21 2018 No.19400294 >>19400282 pinchy-pinchy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:58:50 2018 No.19400301 File: 186 KB, 850x560, 62568337_p88.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400282 >nipple magic You just answered your own question.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 19:59:54 2018 No.19400308 File: 1.26 MB, 1920x1080, being gay is wrong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398650 /mgt/ confirmed full of men who want to be women. No wonder alps are so popular in the monstergirl crowd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:08:13 2018 No.19400346 >>19400194 >Adventure Time I want /co/ to fuck off for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:11:24 2018 No.19400372 >>19400308 Go back to cripplechan,

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:12:24 2018 No.19400382 >>19400372 >, Where's the rest of your thought

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:15:14 2018 No.19400397 File: 286 KB, 1500x1500, DhjxgtiUcAUH3sL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Kikimora will always be overjoyed when her master can't contain his lust and pounds his desires into her, no matter if she is busy at the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:15:23 2018 No.19400399 >>19400308 implying i wouldn't want a fucking THICK tail wrapped around my entire leg while she refuses to relent in her attack on my penis

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:18:42 2018 No.19400408 >>19400397 i have no time for monsters that need orders instead of taking their needs into their own hands, claws or paws

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:18:54 2018 No.19400411 File: 254 KB, 650x742, 1531268334452.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400397 what if she catches him masturbating to pictures of her? or vice versa

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:20:25 2018 No.19400421 >>19400408 The orders are a formality, Anon, she knows what you you want and what she wants is to serve you and also your dick. She's doing exactly what you describe, in her own way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:21:11 2018 No.19400423 >>19400411 >spoiler So, your question is "what if Tuesday?"?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:21:40 2018 No.19400425 >>19400421 but i need her to show me how much she wants me by stopping what she's doing to satisfy herself!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:24:08 2018 No.19400446 File: 98 KB, 620x877, What are they planning.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400308 t.Closet case.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:24:30 2018 No.19400450 File: 596 KB, 1085x1365, wan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aunt Wan is cute!

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:24:42 2018 No.19400451

>>19400425
That'd happen, then. Sometimes you'd catch her rubbing against tables, other times she might "accidentally" leave a door open, sometimes she'll stay in your room, waiting your return while humping a pillow to mark it with her scent. You know, that kinda thing. I hope you don't turn her into too lewd of a maid, though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:26:30 2018 No.19400460 >>19400397 This is exactly what you should do to a Kiki while she's working. >>19400450 She's pretty hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:26:46 2018 No.19400464 >>19400450 >3rd piece of art now Aunt hound is really popular with artists huh? Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:28:18 2018 No.19400474 File: 227 KB, 1334x1134, 809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ywn have a jinko family Truly we live in the worst possible timeline.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:28:59 2018 No.19400478
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>>19400411
>what if she catches him masturbating to pictures of her?
She'd get upset and go on about how masturbation is unhealthy as well as a waste of her master's precious seed. She'll become bright red and extremely flustered once she realizes that she is his fap material, then she'll change uniform to help her master be more straightforward about his needs.
>spoiler
Thorough punishment.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:31:36 2018 No.19400496

>>19400450
>You'll never be the son of a globetrotting adventurer whose first wife left after having you because she was a gold digger.
>Your father will never have his heart healed by a Hellhound who loves him and joins him on his globetrotting adventures.
>You'll never consequently spend a lot of time being cared for by your Hellhound Aunt. Weeks at a time even.
>She's unnaturally touchy-feely though, and by the time a year has passed from your 15th birthday it's very clear that she's trying to seduce you since you were getting close to being of age.
>On your birthday, her seductions finally got to you and she let you bend her over your bed and fill her tight pussy up with your virile teenage semen, her enormous obsidian ass jiggling obscenely with every thrust.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:34:27 2018 No.19400513 >>19400265 This

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:36:00 2018 No.19400525

>>19400451
i want to lose myself in my need for kiki and pin her to a wall only for her to tell me to hang on to her hips as she begins to thrust backwards! or for shog to pull a destroyer armor and her back becomes her front then she proceeds to give gentle humps while holding my head and back

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:39:11 2018 No.19400544 >>19400496 Did anon also grow up being the best friend of another boy with an Automaton big sister?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:41:26 2018 No.19400561

>>19400265
>>19400513
One of my fetish is for a haughty monster girl to sit on my dick and belittle me while using her feet to toy with my face.
Could a lamia do something similar? I'm picturing a loli Apophis awkwardly balancing herself on her husband's dick and flopping her tail on his face to no effect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:42:43 2018 No.19400575 >>19400561 She'd coil around you and use her tail tip to tickle your face I think

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:43:24 2018 No.19400579 File: 108 KB, 1628x640, 10002 hours.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400243

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:44:54 2018 No.19400585 >>19400579 This is advanced cancer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 20:51:06 2018 No.19400629 >>19400575 >She stops moving right before you're about to cum >She then caresses your face with her tail in a very sensual way >This causes you to ejaculate plenty >She makes a playful comment about how you're a slut for her tail

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:00:04 2018 No.19400676 >>19400629 >Ejaculating from a mere tail touch That's either an intensely skilled snek or a well-trained husband. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:02:54 2018 No.19400683 >>19400496 Ignoring MGE rules, why is she seducing you if she loves your father? Especially since he's already been abandoned once.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:04:30 2018 No.19400692 >>19400683 >Ignoring MGE rules, why is she seducing you if she loves your father? Father married a Hellhound and that Hellhound's CC sister is the aunt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:04:44 2018 No.19400694 >>19400683 It's the step-mom's sister. Dad is being at least kind of responsible, it seems.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:05:21 2018 No.19400698 >>19400561 nacho can do this for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:07:10 2018 No.19400712 File: 1.13 MB, 4000x3000, 23BA94AA-B341-4858-80E6-16439F8508C6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SHOT TO THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:09:32 2018 No.19400725 File: 88 KB, 720x1279, e7690d9f1e30f3638c042f7de0552987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post handsome MGs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:10:03 2018 No.19400726 >>19400694 Damn, don't know how I missed that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:10:16 2018 No.19400727 >>19400725 She would be a cute bulter wife

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:11:28 2018 No.19400731

>>19400712
>Holst musketeer
>Uses bullets infused with her own enchanted milk
>Shooting a guy gets them immediately aroused and addicted to tits
>Shooting a girl causes her tits to immediately swell up and lactate
>Carries around a special pump just in case she ever runs out of ammo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:13:05 2018 No.19400739 File: 1.29 MB, 2942x1834, 1531271585472.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Warning: meme levels critical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:13:59 2018 No.19400741 File: 818 KB, 2893x4092, 1524621998394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400725 Super-feminine bodies in masculine attire is criminally underappreciated.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:14:05 2018 No.19400742

>>19400698
You read my mind.
I want one to do that to me badly, even better if she says that I'm a hopeless pervert and that if I'll have to take responsibility if I impregnate her with a hopelessly perverted daughter.

>>19400712
Holsts belong in peaceful farms where they can spend everyday relaxing and being milked, what good will those guns do to her?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:14:19 2018 No.19400743 >>19400739 I can't believe it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:14:26 2018 No.19400744 >>19400725 Our Lady the Mad Hatter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:16:12 2018 No.19400751 >>19400742 >What good will those guns do to her? Hathor got tired of the Sabbath's shit and decided to take a more direct approach to spreading the love of fertile curves & cowtits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:16:32 2018 No.19400752 File: 1.27 MB, 1190x1384, tumblr_o2iko1pmL71rkn25go1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400744

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:17:45 2018 No.19400757 >>19400739 Need me a cheshire who blurts out quotes from that one meme-loaded doujin edit in the middle of sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:18:11 2018 No.19400760 File: 383 KB, 1032x693, Baphomet9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400751 But the Sabbath is canon while Hathor isn't. Checkmate atheists!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:19:55 2018 No.19400766 >>19400726 I had to reread for that one too. Don't know why. >>19400760 The Sabbath may be canon , but Hathor is (milk) cannon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:28:20 2018 No.19400805 File: 363 KB, 1200x800, 5bf36f81798ba3c172b05f609659d877.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400725

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:32:14 2018 No.19400825 >>19400805 I hope the portals open this Halloween.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:40:22 2018 No.19400860 File: 1.37 MB, 300x200, 5edfd7234e6f51515bdef6f361689337.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398650 i... uh...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:42:40 2018 No.19400865 >>19400741 >>19400725 I really want to see kikis and shogs in butler outfits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:43:07 2018 No.19400868 File: 702 KB, 1000x1086, 1531273387511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400766 Fool Milk doesn't come in a can

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:43:52 2018 No.19400872 >>19400868 Well it certainly isn't coming from that cheshire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:44:41 2018 No.19400878 File: 304 KB, 1300x1838, demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400868 in canada, milk comes in bags >>19400741 teresa a cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:46:14 2018 No.19400890 >>19400868 Well I mean if you count condensed milk it actually does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:50:43 2018 No.19400908 >>19400731 >Uses bullets infused with her own enchanted milk I don’t know. Sounds a lot like The Sydney Sleeper

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:51:13 2018 No.19400912 >>19400825 does your waifu attempt to trick you with a costume before revealing that she isn't human?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:52:34 2018 No.19400918 File: 122 KB, 1200x625, 1458885578002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400908 I was thinking more along the lines of how Hunters infuse their quicksilver bullets with their own blood. Demon silver rounds dipped in their own milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:52:36 2018 No.19400920 >>19400757 EGGPLANT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:54:39 2018 No.19400929 >>19400878 >Boyishly handsome demon I wanted to bang has a sex slave backstory Now I feel bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:55:09 2018 No.19400934 File: 374 KB, 956x1930, 1483104702902.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400865 For all the focus Kikimoras have, it's odd that we haven't gotten more variety in regards to their attire.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:56:42 2018 No.19400941 >>19400934 >French Maid Kiki Never KC himself literally mentioned this idea, but no one has drawn it yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:56:55 2018 No.19400942 >>19400912 I hope so, I love surprises. >>19400920 what would you do if a monstergirl asked you to be her dicky daddy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:58:20 2018 No.19400948 >>19400941 I'd rather a Victorian Maid Kiki, if you know what I mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 21:58:33 2018 No.19400949 File: 308 KB, 762x1442, shog style kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400934 Barb has done a few good ones.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:00:17 2018 No.19400953 >>19400860 It's funny how over two years later that still gets awkward reactions. It's okay. I intentionally tried to write it to sound ultra gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:01:19 2018 No.19400956 >>19400948 I want a Victorian Maid Holstaur.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:01:21 2018 No.19400957 File: 114 KB, 990x1400, Dc3wedMU8AAIMff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400941 Every Kikimora is unique in her own way, so there's bound to be some french maid Kikis in MGEland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:01:53 2018 No.19400961 >>19400949 I need more off-profile Kikis.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:03:31 2018 No.19400969

>>19400948
What? No Kiki in a miniskirt and corset, bouncing around as she dust's your room, stopping just behind you so she gets the chance to tickle you with her duster.

Then she bends over to dust the floor moulding and you get an eyeful of her lacy black panties.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:04:02 2018 No.19400971 File: 515 KB, 1105x1838, 990b5e2bee8e451d202149ea962223b7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400929 >protect smile intensifies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:05:02 2018 No.19400972 >>19400957 I want a harem where every member is at least that thick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:05:29 2018 No.19400974 File: 177 KB, 988x1200, 1480265304061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400956

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:06:45 2018 No.19400980 >>19400974 Exactly like that, we're gonna have to move somewhere with no close neighbors or get thicker walls because that bell is going to be ringing constantly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:07:04 2018 No.19400981 >>19400942 >spoiler Fuck no until she starts acting right.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:08:32 2018 No.19400989

>tfw no iron-fisted head maid kiki who is zealous in her service to you and expects the same level of dedication from the other maids, or else she'll punish them
>she'll never see one of them struggle to take your entire member in her mouth, grab her by the hair, and shove her all the way to the base
>she'll never accept any excuses like 'Master is too big' or 'I can't hold so much semen.'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:09:10 2018 No.19400996 >>19400948 Imagine a Hazel style maid, but obviously younger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:10:50 2018 No.19401007 File: 719 KB, 2048x1844, 1478827702748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400980 Hey now, she doesn't fall down that much. Besides, she tries really hard to be a good maid.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:11:26 2018 No.19401011

>>19400989
>"Master MUST have plenty of daughters, girls"
>all the girls slowly nod
>"Now, get in there and give Master his tentacle potion. I expect at least 5 of you to be pregnant next month"
>the girls slowly shuffle in as head maid kiki slowly strokes her own swollen belly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:11:30 2018 No.19401012 >>19400972 This. I'll take a Kiki, a H'orc and P'orc combo, a Holst, a Fox, and a Succ in that size.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:11:59 2018 No.19401013 File: 247 KB, 669x724, 1531275119444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19400989 That's when you reward the head kiki with cuddles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:12:46 2018 No.19401020 >>19401007 It's not going to be ringing because she's falling down but because she's showing me how good of a maid she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:12:57 2018 No.19401024 >>19401012 My comrade. I'll take the holst and kiki as madatory, the rest don't really matter racewise. Give me a familiar like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:13:01 2018 No.19401026 >>19401007 At least there's a lot of cushion for when she does fall, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:13:16 2018 No.19401028 They say that your ears get hot if someone’s talking about you. Does that apply interdimentionally? Is my waifu shitposting about me right now?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:13:47 2018 No.19401034 >>19401011 >tentacle potion Ruined.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:13:55 2018 No.19401035 >>19401011 >tentacle No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:14:17 2018 No.19401037 >>19401034 >>19401035 Doppelgänger potion better?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:14:53 2018 No.19401040 >>19401034 >>19401035 >smugcheshire.jpg

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:15:36 2018 No.19401047 File: 460 KB, 812x1798, 1493223812064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401037 Go away fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:16:04 2018 No.19401051 >>19401037 No

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:16:54 2018 No.19401058 >>19401037 If you're not man enough to do the work yourself then don't have so many girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:17:37 2018 No.19401065 >>19401035 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:19:59 2018 No.19401078 What makes a manticore wetter than a undine?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:21:43 2018 No.19401088 >>19401078 Humanboy tears.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:23:10 2018 No.19401095 >>19401078 A cute boy telling them that they can't wait to give them a litter of beautiful and adorable daughterus!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:23:22 2018 No.19401096 >>19401058 What if you have one wife, but really want to fucking give it to her in all her holes at once and turn her into a twitching, cumsoaked mess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:23:30 2018 No.19401097 File: 156 KB, 1200x1200, DgVauuUU0AArjdo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't go near the water.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:23:44 2018 No.19401098 >>19401078 my pee-pee!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:24:11 2018 No.19401102 >>19401058 But there’s only one benis. How do you share that across 5+ baginas?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:24:51 2018 No.19401108 >>19401078 Surprise anal with raging mushrooms [spoilers] Mainly due to all the tears of being "broken forever" though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:24:53 2018 No.19401109 >>19401047 >this is how your kiki dresses when you're away Nerd kikis a cute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:25:48 2018 No.19401111 >>19401097 no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:26:02 2018 No.19401112 >>19401108 Careful, you might summon the femdom autist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:26:27 2018 No.19401113 >>19401109 Kikimora's must have some form of leisurely attire on hand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:26:32 2018 No.19401114 >>19401096 Then you fuck her in one hole, finger another, and kiss/lick the other. >>19401102 They take turns.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:27:53 2018 No.19401119
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>>19401026
>Top heavy Holst maid trying to carry heavy load
>Between her chest, the bucket, and her heels, she can barely keep her balance
>Heel catches on the floor
>Bell jingling as she tumbles and the bucket tips
>She is cushioned by her chest, but water goes everywhere
>She buries her head in her cleavage, screaming from embarrassment & frustration
>Her bell keeps jingling as she throws her little tantrum

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:28:54 2018 No.19401124 >>19401102 Two hands, a mouth, and a leg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:30:11 2018 No.19401129 >>19401119 I have a solution, I could carry her chest for her while she lifts the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:30:23 2018 No.19401130 >>19401119 Maybe we should switch to something more comfortable like sneakers. Heels are sexy, but not when the girl breaks her ankle on them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:30:23 2018 No.19401131 >>19401124 >a leg I'd rather not stick my foot in a girl's snatch thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:31:33 2018 No.19401134 >>19401119 >Holst >Heels I may have discovered the source of our problem.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:32:00 2018 No.19401135 >>19401131 No, anon, for grinding against her thigh. If you're that unprepared, you should stick to monogamy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:32:57 2018 No.19401139 >>19401119 Why are Holst wearing cowbells so fucking adorable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:32:59 2018 No.19401140 >>19401135 Done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:35:14 2018 No.19401150 >>19401129 Or put some babies in her so the bottom balances out the top

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:36:38 2018 No.19401155 >>19400739 I want to lewd that smug cat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:38:04 2018 No.19401163 File: 217 KB, 566x800, 40618626_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401155 Get in line.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:41:24 2018 No.19401176 >>19401119 I want her to fall tits first into me. >>19401139 I don't know but I do know Holstaurs themselves are already fucking adorable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:41:53 2018 No.19401180 Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, please be careful about what you let your girls watch. Don't want an automaton watching terminator or a witch to watch the Blair Witch project now do you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:42:46 2018 No.19401186 >>19401176 See >>19401007

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:45:38 2018 No.19401195 File: 298 KB, 897x1234, 69464830_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:45:59 2018 No.19401197 >>19401180 >automaton watching terminator 2 What, so she can go back in time and protect your younger self? That seems silly, I can't imagine any Automaton wanting to do something like that. It's surely harmless.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:46:31 2018 No.19401203 File: 104 KB, 700x520, zHmeYs4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401180 >letting a Flayer watch Inception >letting a Dragon watch The Hobbit This merits experimentation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:46:43 2018 No.19401204 >>19401180 Kiki. Victorian Maid Maria. All night. ALL NIGHT.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:49:11 2018 No.19401216 >>19401197 Anon, you say that but you forget the other result. Automaton domination of humanity >>19401203 Anon please. It would be a nightmare you need to keep away from inception. >>19401204 Expect her to get THICK quite quickly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:50:28 2018 No.19401218 >>19401216 She can get quick as thickly as she likes. Wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:53:28 2018 No.19401231 File: 3.74 MB, 4758x3453, 1475604054909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401216 >dommed by a BIG Automaton Don't need to tell me twice. Will she like it if I let her watch the movie with Arnold?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:53:46 2018 No.19401233 File: 316 KB, 948x672, 1515286842748.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to bang a foxy grandma so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:54:40 2018 No.19401237 >>19401233 Would you bang a nine-tailed virgin?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:54:46 2018 No.19401238 >>19401180 You would have to comfort your shog maid pretty hard if she accidentally ended up watching The Thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:55:31 2018 No.19401241 >>19401233 >>19401237 I want to knock up one so bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:55:54 2018 No.19401244 File: 416 KB, 1053x731, twin mofu bosses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401233 >>19401241 >>19401237 Step right up! Marry this lovely lady and get a second waifu for the price of one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:56:25 2018 No.19401245 >>19401238 >[inconsolable wailing in eldritch] She'd need so much cuddling and head kissing to calm down it's absurd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:56:44 2018 No.19401246 >>19401238 Reminds me of the story with a shog as basically The Thing

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:56:47 2018 No.19401247 >>19401237 Of course. She might pass out from the mind shattering orgasm that comes from her first dick penetrating her mint condition pussy, though

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:58:08 2018 No.19401251 >>19401244 I would be the happiest man to ever live

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:58:32 2018 No.19401254 >>19401244 Two mint condition antiques for the price of one?! I'm sold! I'll probably pay for that "antique" quip, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:58:34 2018 No.19401255 >>19401245 >”She’s just so lonely! Waaaahhhhh! It reminds me of before I met you...”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:59:33 2018 No.19401259 File: 63 KB, 457x536, 1519015305473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19398301 >tfw 5'6 >tfw want waifu between 6'6 and 10ft

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 22:59:52 2018 No.19401261 >>19401195 >YOROKOBE, ONII-SAN

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:00:02 2018 No.19401262 File: 2.16 MB, 1327x1726, please_be_patient_i_have_autism.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:00:55 2018 No.19401267 >>19401261 >...Want some? Well, there's a different connotation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:01:00 2018 No.19401268 >>19401244 Those eyes are scary!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:01:05 2018 No.19401270 >>19399346 Daughterus should not be allowed to act this lewd.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:01:31 2018 No.19401272

>>19401244
>Anon gets kidnapped by a bunch of Kitsune in nice suits.
>Turns out it's the Mofu Yakuza and two of it's oldest leaders are sisters and want him.
>They've been around since the Nara Period and have been chasing the soul of a man they fought over throughout his re-incarnations and you're the newest one.
>You're cursed to be a virgin forever unless you choose one of them and end their thousand year feud.
>One has black hair and is a dignified lady with an enormous ass.
>The other has blonde hair and has a motherly figure and enormous tits.
>Both of them are Nine-tails who have studied the lewd arts for centuries, and either one could ruin you for any other woman forever.
Who do you choose?
Choosing both is an option, but you must beware the consequences of two 1000 year old virgins unleashing their pent up lust on you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:02:18 2018 No.19401274 >>19401262 Stop spamming this shitters art.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:02:57 2018 No.19401276 >>19401262 love me some bunyip belly

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:03:31 2018 No.19401280

>>19401255
I bet some Shoggoth out there would love to star in a porn parody of The Thing.
The difference is it would be one man accidentally stumbling into the lair of a Queen Shoggoth who's imitating an actual base that's somewhere else in the arctic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:04:42 2018 No.19401285 >>19401272 Fuck, why couldn't the tit monster have black hair? I couldn't ask either of them to color such perfect material, either. I guess I'm still taking the blonde, it'll be a plus that she's already used to the mommy aesthetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:04:48 2018 No.19401287 File: 2.12 MB, 1838x6784, Hardcore Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401259 You'd probably enjoy this cap then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:05:38 2018 No.19401290 >>19401272 Isn’t this when a third fox appears and dispatches them both before overwhelming me with her army of automations?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:05:57 2018 No.19401292 >>19401285 Well I mean, Kitsune are shapeshifters. It's just that's the body shapes those sisters have when they relax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:06:58 2018 No.19401295 >>19401272 I'd fucking chose both without an ounce of hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:07:51 2018 No.19401300 >>19401272 What have my previous incarnations chosen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:09:34 2018 No.19401307 >>19401300 Well considering the two are still virgins after 1,000 years, your previous incarnations were probably just dense sexless anime MCs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:11:12 2018 No.19401312 >>19401307 Then who am I to break my ancestor’s combo?

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:11:57 2018 No.19401313

>>19401307
Judging from the timeframe, his previous incarnations were citizens of feudal Japan and probably was afraid that the Kitsune were trying to steal his soul or something.
Then at some point his reincarnation took him across the sea and away from where they could find him.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:13:10 2018 No.19401320 >>19401312 https://youtu.be/_8_7Orhey-g

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:13:10 2018 No.19401321 What if there was a 4x game that took place in the MGE universe? What factions do you think would be in the game?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:13:21 2018 No.19401323 >>19397214 need to scale the head up a bit more

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:13:57 2018 No.19401325

>>19401272
Take each by the hand, and choose both. They've been chasing one love for 1000 years. It'd be heartless to just cast aside one of them in the face of such devotion. The only reasonable option is to get gud enough to maintain harmony in the household.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:15:28 2018 No.19401329 >>19401280 >“Oh! You were looking for the Antarctic Outpost. This is the Antartic Outpost. That’s 5km that way. Such a shame about the blizzard. Guess you’ll have to spend the night.”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:15:45 2018 No.19401332 >>19401272 Black haired, she is going to make me feel nothing after being done with me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:16:14 2018 No.19401334 File: 658 KB, 988x1400, 65210805_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no eldritch abomination nee-san

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:18:20 2018 No.19401340 >>19401334 >No Abominee-san to spoil you rotten in the Summer countryside Sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:18:36 2018 No.19401341 >>19401292 Gotta be able to appreciate them the most when they're not using any sexy fox magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:19:15 2018 No.19401346 >>19401321 >Factions divided by fetishes >Neutral AI-only mini-factions like in Endless Legend being city-states not yet turned into a demon realm >Secret super tryhard faction unlocked by beating the game with all factions being The Order

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:21:43 2018 No.19401354 >>19401203 Smaug is the best part of The Hobbit so she'd be fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:23:01 2018 No.19401360 >>19401334 dreading the inevitable tragic end

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:23:46 2018 No.19401361 >>19401321 The Demon Lord's Army. Zipangu. The Undead kingdom. The Seaborn. Chaos. The Mist Continent. The Children of the Wild. The Order, if you're a lameo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:26:14 2018 No.19401367 >>19401361 >if you're a lameo Someone has to be the Barbarian faction.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:26:56 2018 No.19401372 >>19401361 So is the Pharaoh and Apophis factions dlc then?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:28:04 2018 No.19401377 >>19401361 >>19401346 >Start game as The Order >It's actually survival mode

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:28:19 2018 No.19401378 >>19401367 That's the beastman faction. The Order just builds up it's military and sends diplomats trying to get the other factions from taking all the men. >>19401372 Forgot about those.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:30:31 2018 No.19401389 >>19401378 >That's the beastmen faction Why would a Monster Girl faction be unplayable?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:30:42 2018 No.19401390 >>19401377 >Spoiler >Literally no one is surprised by this >pouting devs.mp3

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:33:36 2018 No.19401405 >>19401389 You can play as barbarians in plenty of strategy games. NPCs would be generic rebels.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:37:12 2018 No.19401418 >>19401405 >You can play as barbarians in plenty of strategy games. I was thinking of Civilization since you said 4x.

Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:38:46 2018 No.19401425

>>19401361
Don't forget, the Mist Continent itself is already made up of three factions: The Four Souls, the Four Fiends, and the Four Gods.

Also, the Monster Lord's army could give you a set of three sub-factions:

1. The loyalists (dullahans and such)
2. The volunteers
3. The extremists

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:41:50 2018 No.19401440 >>19401425 >Dullahans Something something Sheredyn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:44:47 2018 No.19401450 Where is my cow faction? I want a cow faction!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:46:15 2018 No.19401458 >>19401450 Hathorite paladins?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:49:30 2018 No.19401469 >>19401287 Loved bein part of that one.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:50:50 2018 No.19401476 File: 996 KB, 1060x1500, __monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_original_drawn_by_yui_sora__3f4fe2614a24114136e9a790fa8701e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401246

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:51:48 2018 No.19401482 File: 374 KB, 597x800, 1486015807973.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401450 >>19401458 >ywn be Hathors chosen champion with blessed golden bull armor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:52:21 2018 No.19401487 >>19401476 Shogs are too scary to love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:55:37 2018 No.19401494 >>19401487 If you're ever too frightened by a shog, a simple solution is to just ask her to scare you. There's nothing more adorable than your cute, loving slime maid trying to scary.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:57:30 2018 No.19401502 File: 186 KB, 1324x2243, 1439448362893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401482 As Hathor is subject to Ra so must you be subject to Pharaoh!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:58:15 2018 No.19401507 File: 99 KB, 510x566, 1531281495504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401476 I want to give her a hug and tell her she is alirght like what we all want to hear

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 23:58:53 2018 No.19401509 >>19401272 >kitsune >no redhead option What bullshit is this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:03:26 2018 No.19401531 File: 160 KB, 262x297, 1531281806052.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401494

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:03:30 2018 No.19401532 File: 167 KB, 1060x1500, Dhy6tSjU0AEM4pD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Somebody tell this lolifox that seals do not count as bras.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:06:43 2018 No.19401545 File: 321 KB, 800x450, 800px-Apophis3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401502 No.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:06:45 2018 No.19401546 >>19401532 I'm more concerned about the fact that she's got no tail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:07:50 2018 No.19401549 >>19401545 What a sensual snake.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:07:55 2018 No.19401550 >>19401532 >that subtle nipple pinch unf

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:09:15 2018 No.19401554 >>19401546 Maybe that's what the seal is there for anon, to punish her by withholding her mofu and to make her nips all stiff and sensitive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:10:31 2018 No.19401558 >>19401545 I'd like her to bend me to her will.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:13:43 2018 No.19401576 >>19401509 Even more unlikely for a Japanese woman than the blonde hair, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:16:27 2018 No.19401586 >>19401576 Green-eyed redheads need to be cherished and bred furiously to preserve their uniqueness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:16:33 2018 No.19401588 >>19401458 This is acceptable. >>19401482 Stop reminding me how crap my life is compared to that, I would love nothing more than to serve her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:17:01 2018 No.19401595 >>19401532 >Actual toddlercon Kill yourself, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:17:28 2018 No.19401598 >>19401595 Not him but you never know with foxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:17:44 2018 No.19401601 File: 165 KB, 850x1529, Inari_pic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401576 >Thinking 2D Japanese woman are restricted in hair color like their 3D counterparts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:21:45 2018 No.19401618 >>19401595 Toddlercon is a-ok #1 anon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:22:10 2018 No.19401619 >>19401360 Nah man, if I remember correctly the porn doujinns are canon, they are just set in the future of their relationship.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:23:59 2018 No.19401623 File: 435 KB, 1920x2540, B605AB23-34D1-4F1E-BCE9-92A7CCC1ED1C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401509 Redhead foxes are rare and tend to get snapped up young.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:24:03 2018 No.19401624 >>19401618 No it's not, which is why we don't talk about Humpty Egg.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:24:46 2018 No.19401630 >>19401618 The only thing toddlerconfags are "a-ok #1" for is extermination.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:25:27 2018 No.19401634 File: 53 KB, 915x778, ara fox.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401586 We must secure the existence of our foxes and a future for red mofu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:27:35 2018 No.19401641 >>19401624 Age is a silly construct for slimes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:29:34 2018 No.19401645 File: 338 KB, 595x842, 64047211_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >This was no boat accident

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:32:22 2018 No.19401649 >>19401645 That’s why you shouldn’t take a marriage cruise for singles hosted by the Nook Matchmaking Service.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:33:04 2018 No.19401652 >>19401645 Sharks are harmless.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:40:07 2018 No.19401685 >>19401649 Look, my option was that or the safari, okay?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:42:08 2018 No.19401695 >>19401645 Love to hear her talk about the U.S.S. Indianapolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:42:16 2018 No.19401696 >>19401649 >the founder of the service attends every year herself, but never finds a man by the end of the cruise >that is, until Anon came along

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:43:25 2018 No.19401701 >>19401685 What kind of safari? If it was one of those big cat preservationist ones, you missed out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:43:56 2018 No.19401703 >>19401695 So many husbands were gained that night.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:44:27 2018 No.19401705 >>19401652 This is true. They’re just curious with an oral fixation.

Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:47:50 2018 No.19401717

>>19401696
>>the founder of the service attends every year herself, but never finds a man by the end of the cruise
I’d love to see a pouty tanuki afloat with her life vest as the confused sounds of a ship sinking turn to lewd moans of Neptunian weddings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:49:24 2018 No.19401723 >>19401701 >Big cat Naw, I'd rather go ocean. I don't think they have a Zipangu tour yet, so that seems the best.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:51:29 2018 No.19401731 >>19401723 Otohimes have above the water reverse cruises available, but they’re not for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 00:53:20 2018 No.19401740 >>19401155 Same https://imgur.com/xMid9Gs

Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:15:54 2018 No.19401806

>shortstack Nacha classmate starts mouthing off to you after school, so you rape her
>while your pounding the deepest parts of her womb with your dick, she continues to tell you how disgusting you are and that she isn't enjoying any of this
>then she sees her reflection in a nearby mirror
>she's heart-pupiling so hard and her legs, rather than dangling above the floor helplessly, are wrapped around your waist, trying to pull you even deeper into her drooling hole
>she tries to deny what she's seeing until she feels you dump your load inside her, filling up her womb and make cry out in pleasure
>now that it's over, maybe she can still save face
>then she notices your dick has softened a bit and you start pumping your hips again
Now I want to breed a Nacho

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:20:49 2018 No.19401823 >>19401740 There. I fixed it. https://imgur.com/G75czFU

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:23:03 2018 No.19401834 >>19401823 Holy fuck, that's some good shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:35:34 2018 No.19401872 >>19401823 What no hand emote?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:36:57 2018 No.19401877 File: 109 KB, 1096x940, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine having someone who cares and desires you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:38:19 2018 No.19401884 >>19401872 Check her breasts? Ive never made one of these before in my life. This is what sleep deprived me thinks is funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:38:48 2018 No.19401885 File: 192 KB, 866x572, 1391954517491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401877 I can't. It's unthinkable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:41:03 2018 No.19401889 >>19401885 Is that what the true eldritch unthinkable horror is? Realizing that a being unfathomed by our plane of existence thinks we're deserving of their love?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:41:13 2018 No.19401891 >>19401884 I really love the edit you made to it, made my day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:41:49 2018 No.19401893 >>19401889 So this is what religion is like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:43:26 2018 No.19401900 File: 61 KB, 680x869, 1469423912787.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401823 >>19401884 Nice meme.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:43:29 2018 No.19401901 File: 1.39 MB, 1152x1920, 20180711_004051.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are Wonderland girls the only ones who can come in exotic colors, or can you find regular catgirls in anime colors?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:46:48 2018 No.19401909 >>19401901 I imagine all monster girls can, I'd love to see a cotton candy Holstaur now that I think about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:48:15 2018 No.19401914 >>19401909 >Cotton Candy You mean strawberry milk? I'd like to see that with tanned skin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 01:57:09 2018 No.19401936 >>19401914 She can have strawberry milk, but to me cotton candy means really pink and fluffy and bubbly, you know like even more perpetually happy and upbeat than regular Holstaurs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:15:02 2018 No.19401988 >>19401740 Who's this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:15:33 2018 No.19401990 You've got nothing better to do so why not watch some mangaka working for some inspiration? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na071k7e978&list=PLum0bqOrYCFMzUjeThuuRnbDzcMuVyK5g

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:16:40 2018 No.19401993 File: 103 KB, 500x640, 1455650575165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19401990 Shy Fairy went into hiding.

Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:18:25 2018 No.19401999

>>19401096
I can't help but think of this as ruining women. Ideally my waifu would be satisfied with the one hole. It's similar logic as to why I wouldn't fist her elbow deep. Comes off as too degenerate, and try delude myself as I may, I just can't erase the notion of the slippery slope "fallacy" out of my head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:22:28 2018 No.19402010 >>19401425 >The Four Souls, the Four Fiends, and the Four Gods. What? Can you expand on this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:27:08 2018 No.19402030 >>19401990 Inspiration for what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:31:29 2018 No.19402042 >>19402030 Being a better man than me and producing something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:32:19 2018 No.19402046 >>19402042 I don't like drawing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:34:30 2018 No.19402054 File: 269 KB, 716x800, 1463660542129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19402046 Then write something! Bet you've got some neat ideas in your head.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:35:18 2018 No.19402057 >>19402054 I don't like writing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:37:12 2018 No.19402062 File: 612 KB, 750x1000, 1455715153464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19402057 Then do an interpretive dance!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:43:32 2018 No.19402071 >>19402062 Nah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:45:34 2018 No.19402076 File: 1.27 MB, 1280x720, 1466934637532.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19402071 Hopeless case.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:46:18 2018 No.19402077 File: 751 KB, 1000x634, succubus courtship dance.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19402062 I'm curious what kind of dances monster girls would come up with.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:48:21 2018 No.19402082 >>19402071 >>19402076 This kills the Leanan Sidhe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:49:14 2018 No.19402087 >>19402082 She can find someone else to do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:52:00 2018 No.19402094 https://i.imgur.com/ZjFic0P.gifv PREGNANCY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:52:40 2018 No.19402096 File: 467 KB, 1300x1300, 1515988052074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She has no style. She has no grace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 02:53:37 2018 No.19402099 >>19402096 I want to finish on her face!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 11 03:00:28 2018 No.19402112 >>19402096 gross whale ass

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