/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I've seen enough boobhu threads, mating press threads and which 2hy would you rape thread.
For those of you who don't lewd the touhous (or the very least, not all of them), which would you like to hang out most with and why?
For me it's Alice, Aya, Nitori, Suika and Meiling.
Alice because I'm really interested in her magic and doll making, it seems pretty cool and I'd like to learn it from her.
Aya because I'd get to learn more about gensokyo from her antics and she's really not that bad.
Nitori so that we can make dumb shit.
Suika so that we can absolutely hammered.
Meiling so that I can learn a martial art and better condition my body. It'd also be cool to see what sorta weirdos approach the SDM while she's on guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
I lewd Marisa only half of the time. Does that count as not lewding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373820
Only if you can tell me what non-lewd reason you'd like to hang around her!

[Anonymous No.]

Shion, because I'm a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
What am I if I don't lewd a single Touhou? Also, I wouldn't mind hanging with Tenshi although I don't really offer anything to keep her interested in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373916
>What am I if I don't lewd a single Touhou?
You're a great person, anon!
>>19373901
You're not a loser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Nice try idolfag, 2hu bros don't lewd their waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
>Alice
has always creeped me out
>Aya
she gives me that sociopath kind of vibe

I'd like to hang out with Reisen whenever she gets a day off.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to play with Kyouko and give her piggyback rides.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd love to hang out with Mokou! Not too extroverted but not boringly passive either. As long as we have something to burn we'd have a great time together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
I would hang out with all of them, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19375018
I'm not picking up what you're putting down.

[Anonymous No.]

Patchouli, a lovely comfy, quiet day.

[Anonymous No.]

It's troublesome to repress your sexual 2hu desires but I'd happily hang out with Momiji since she doesn't seem like the brightest wolf. Baka-Ookami

[Anonymous No.]

Mima because she's cool as HELL

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hang out and go on adventures with these two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Reisen seems pleasant to be around. If not her, Miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
despite what the doujins tell you, most all of 2hus are mostly traditionalists or at least conservatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377108
Due to the unique interspecies interaction in Gensokyo, I think our conventional interpretation of politics would poorly define the citizens as many of their issues are not discussed by modern day parties.
Many of these issues either are concerned with multiple and far different societies living and coexisting with each other in close proximity or are pretty small ordeals in our eyes.
Not even sure if the general rabble would even interest themselves in politics as most significant positions of authority and factions are compromised of a few powerful individuals which holds each other down to a stalemate.
Traditionalist, yes. The foundation of Gensokyo is based on preserving a culture which could sustain youkai and prevent extinction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377108
but what does that have to do with the op

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377451
also, to get on topic
Being a paper-boy for Aya seems like a cool way to get around and meet interesting people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377108
No sex before marriage or deviant "social exchanges" in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Hanging (out) Alice from a tree!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19377940
No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19378988
Go ahead and try pulling the trigger, Alice is to much of a wimp to handle a rifle of that caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379156
>wimp
The term you're looking for is "good girl", you filthy hag lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379347
Go ahead and cook dinner for your loser girlfriend while I enjoy granny's cookies

[Anonymous No.]

>>19379156
Alice isn't a wimp.
>>19379347
Yukari isn't a hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Hmm Tewi seems really fun to be around so her

and Ringo since Dango is good

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give Marisa a kiss on her cheek.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388784
I want to give her a kiss on her lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388966
You'll get herpes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388974
Shut your whore mouth, Marisa is pure and clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19388999
She hangs out in a forest where BUGS can crawl onto her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Depends on what constitutes hanging out. Are we strictly in Gensokyo? I'd love to go to the arcade or something with Kaguya. Gensokyo is primarily defined by a gigantic power struggle that only gets worse with each passing game and manga chapter.

I want none of that and just want to shake up someone's life and get shook up in return, and I think Kaguya would appreciate fresh air.

[Chirumiru No.]

>>19388999
* post generic link to a marisa doujin*

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Komachi IS the 2hu to hang out with. Debate me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390187
I won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19390187
Can’t debate what is correct

[Anonymous No.]

i'd like to hang with remilia so that I can get some cash
that's assuming she doesn't want to eat me, of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>19392983
>that's assuming she doesn't want to eat me
You talk like she's a monster, anon. She doesn't kill people, she just takes a little bit of blood.
Honestly, would you really miss a measly liter or two of blood?

[Anonymous No.]

I have been really run down this summer so I just want to hibernate with Yukari.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19393047
why not drink the pain away with Suika or the tengu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19394112
That would just make me want to chain smoke.

[Anonymous No.]

I’d hang out with eiki and komachi on the sanzu river with a good lunch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
for me it's sakuya, the best girl

[Anonymous No.]

I really love Remilia, she's just an incredible mix of adorable and awesome, i want to tour the SDM with her and Sakuya and drink tea afterwards. Remili must be really nice to let useless fairies work in her mansion, i bet all they do all day is play tag in the halls and that sort of silly shit.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hang around eirin so that I can get my hands on some weird drugs

[Anonymous No.]

i want to do modern things with Hecatia

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Kosuzu is my ideal girl in much senses.

[Anonymous No.]

I guess I'll try to understand how humans and youkais can coexist alongside one another.

Maybe become a Buddhist if I'm ready for commitment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
I consider Komachi just as interesting to hang out with as she is erotic.
One of the most knowledgeable people of life, death, the afterlife, and the metaphysics surrounding their world, and most interested in hearing the story of a human's life and telling the countless number she's picked up herself. A beautiful death goddess who might leisurely sip sake while flower watching. Unquestionably the best partner to while away the day with. And take naps with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374260
>>19377006
Can we hang out together? I'll also bring Youmu since having her around Reisen should put her at ease with hanging out with two kimo-ota...

[Anonymous No.]

- Pretends to be chil but mostly an emotional trainwreck
- Major nerd in magic
- Still a wimp despite her powers
- Has a medium high degree of bitchyness
- Short hair
- Good soundtrack

Alice now and forever. I can relate with her personality. Hanging out in the magic forest, picking mushrooms. Maybe being her assistant because of the power disparity. Learning to make dolls. Maybe getting killed for some random discussion or accident, who knows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Id want to be with tenshi because I'm also childish and bored and I like her hat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
flan, I'd feed her aisu(made out of humans?), play asobi, draw a portrait maybe, become a vampire scion maybe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19412151
there is literally nothing to like about flandre

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413004
She's very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413272
that's it?
but the same can be said about most other 2hus

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413693
She's the cutest, lives in a huge mansion, and a threesome with her and her sister is the literal definition of Heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413800
Yeah but she’s a vampire and has autism

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413800
she's can't even hold a conversation like a normal person, she slaughters people and now you're degenerating back to 'ooga booga me fuck touhous'

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413811
>Autist vampire
Why Flan is best, abridged

[Anonymous No.]

>>19413811
>she’s a vampire and has autism
And that's way she's so great.

>>19414105
>can't even hold a conversation like a normal person
We have that in common, so maybe we'll be able to understand each other better.
>she slaughters people
So do many other Youkai. You can't blame a little girl for following her instincts.
>now you're degenerating back to 'ooga booga me fuck touhous'
Sorry, being a male with a working penis is hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching scary movies with kogasa

[Anonymous No.]

I want to relax and drink tea with Youmu.

[Anonymous No.]

Learning the tricks of the trade with Mommyzou!

[Anonymous No.]

running a meth lab with eirin

[Anonymous No.]

Learning how to fly with Marisa-chan!
And then teach her how to fly an airplane!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19429354
do you REALLY want to put Marisa behind the controls of an airplane??

[Anonymous No.]

>>19429359
I trust Marisa-chan, and I know she can do it if she tries her best!
Although I'm not sure if I'd trust her to do the landing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19429359
It's mostly computers now, and really fucking boring
If the idea didn't cause the plebs to panic, airplanes would be on autopilot for takeoff and landing too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19430478
>airplanes would be on autopilot for takeoff and landing too
They already are most of the time.
And I never intended to teach her how to set the autopilot of an airliner. Instead, I want to teach her how to fly a taildragger.

[Anonymous No.]

i love sakuya and would love to visit the sdm and be given a tour by her. besides maybe one of the friendlier yokai or humans tho because i dont wanna get eaten or beaten up from danmaku.
id like to think me and marisa would get along since we're very similar personality wise.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kind of close in spirit with Marisa, so hanging out with her makes sense. Naturally Reimu too.
And since I like to get drunk, Suika.
I think Mokou is super cool, and I would like to get to know her. I basically admire her because of her coolness.
After reading WaHH, I also want to hang with Kasen. Drinking tea with her at her place must be very nice.
Doing shit with Nitori could be pretty fun too. I could teach her how to program video games! If I could take a few books with me, we might even be able to build a game console.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648

>For those of you who don't lewd the touhous

Impossible. That's a violation of the laws of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19431004
How would you get past may ring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
Alice, cause she's cool af, cooler than Marisa, yes, much cooler, Marisa's cool as the water at the bottom of the frozen lake, but Alice is frekin ice cold dude. Yes. But cold as in cool, not heartless. Yes...
I wanted to write Youmu here, but figured that she's probably too cool to hang out with. Dunno. Would want to meet her anyway.
Satori, cause that'd be hella interesting. And she's cute and good and nice and Miami... yea
Actually while we're underground, Yamame and Parsee seem like ones to make quite peculiar companions.
Oh and Futo, cause she cool and talks in archaisms and damn, how cool is that?
Prismriver sisters would be nice for some more cultural "hanging out".
Remiry cause she's cute and funny and enough of a brat to be entertaining but not to be a burden.
Eiki, cause discussing philosophy, etics etc. is something I really long for.
Marisa too actually, she's like bit less cool Alice anyway. am just joking pls don't kill me
Suika's got a strong or a weak head actually? Either way, seems like a good comrade to get wasted with.
And I guess bakas like Cirno or Kogasa, cause I like when there are others who are able to do weird shit out of the blue.
Those'd be best for hanging out with, though all of those Gensokyo girls would make fine company, or at least a big majority. They're too unique not to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19434733
really cool anon

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be Aya's paper boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19435439
I want to be Aya's media competitor

[Anonymous No.]

>>19435439
I want to be ayas foot slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>19435439
I want to make a casual, off-hand reference to Gundam too Sanae in the middle of some unrelated conversation, then turn my head to see her wide, star-filled eyes and enormous smile.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have a sleepover with Ran and Chen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19431004
yeah i didnt really think of that until now, im not sure if meiling would be the type to let you in if youre easy going and non threatening.
itd be nice to bump into sakuya in the human village though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19374195
this is a man of culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
I'd hang out with Kasen mostly because her home looks really chill and i want to hear stories from her
Also she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19373648
I would join the tengu community
I doubt theyd let me though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19440670
try studying their footprints

[Anonymous No.]

Stargazing with Eientai folks would be nice. Getting smashed with Suika is also an opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19440670
Burds are cultured beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19443534
Getting smashed with suika sounds like a bad idea since your liver might as well be fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>19431269
>I could teach her how to program video games!
That could get pretty meta pretty fast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19450143
I think he meant getting sexually smashed.

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to be window-shopping at Kourindou and discuss about different objects in the store and several topics with Rinnosuke. I would also like to listen to stories of yokai from Akyuu and Kosuzu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19450143
Nah, I'm pretty good with liquor.