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Glory to Yukari, wonderful and benevolent protector of Gensokyo.

>> No.19367668

Super cool dress yukari

>> No.19367710

i love creepy, eldritch yukari

>> No.19367995
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>>19367589
Do you think she would let me, a lowly human, have intercourse with her? How high does my charisma stat have to be?

>> No.19368262

>>19367589
>>19367710

I want to be kidnapped by this Yukari when I'm walking alone at night

>> No.19368763
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>>19368262
Like this?

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I want to start a cult of Yukari!

>> No.19370004

>>19367995
Pretty high, but your other stats need to be good too
Don't dump INT

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>>19368262
Can't nobody stop the yukari train, baby, gap youkai takes what she wants! Yukari a warrior.

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Helping maidens get their heads straight.

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HELP!
I HAVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP

>> No.19380417

>>19368763
Yes

>> No.19382857

Death to Yukari. Evil and malicious enemy of humanity!

>> No.19387641

>>19367589
Do you think she'd spare your life if you showered her in flattery?

>> No.19387733
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19387733

>>19367589
That outfit should be canon.

>> No.19387739

>>19387641
No.

>> No.19387852

>>19387641
Flattery is ingenuine and usually only used to get something out of someone
She'd probably be more interested in negotiation regarding what you'd give to her in exchange for being spared

>> No.19388038
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>>19387852
What if you were to offer your dick? Would she care, or need a bit more stake on the table?

>> No.19388059

If you're useful she will spare your life. In WaHH Kasen just figured Yukari would kill Sumireko for the whole humaning away thing.

But Yukari was willing to steal a bunch of dreams to make dummies to offset the effect instead.

>> No.19388192

>>19388038
She's both a supernatural being, and can manipulate her appearance through creative magic
Odds are she's made herself 12/10 angellically beautiful and could have anyone she wanted
You'd have to get her interested in you as a person, since that's the only thing that wouldn't come free for her

>> No.19388209

>>19388192
How would I do that? I need to know before I get gensokyo'd.

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>>19388192
I'd happily be her sextoy, to be used however she sees fit.

>> No.19388305

>>19388209
General self improvement and education
Become /fit/
Become /lit/
Become /sci/

>> No.19388336

>>19388305
>fit
>lit
>sci
Well shit, it was nice knowing you.
mathfags tend to be self-centered assholes anyway

>> No.19388507

>>19388336
Only pure meth, And she has had over a millennium to become more diplomatic

>> No.19389639

>>19388192
You should try to become her friend though, not her lover. As her lover, you'll only survive until she gets bored of you. But as your friend, she might actually want to keep you around longer than a month or two.

>> No.19389641

>>19389639
How long would i survive as her tampon?

>> No.19389656

>>19389641
One day.

>> No.19389660

>>19389656
Nooo i want to stay inside Yukari longer

>> No.19389661

>>19388265
Even eating you?

>> No.19390174

>>19389661
yes

>> No.19390267

>>19389661
No

>> No.19390279

>>19390174
You're stupid.

>>19390267
You're alright.

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