/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19366326
P-cup!

Hina absorbed too much misfortune! Obviously we should all give her even more.

Iku makes me IKU!

W h o a !

>>19367122
doko e iku?

Alright, one way or another, Gensokyo needs milk.
Two options. One, all the boobhus have to regularly submit to milking. It's embarrassing and not terribly dignified, it's true, and ALL of them have to do it, but it's nothing overly strenuous when you get down to it. Two, a few boobhus must be secured and milked 24/7. Impregnation to increase milk production is likely. This method is very hard on the subjects, and their cooperation is not expected nor required, but it will allow the vast majority of Gensokyo's boobhus to live their lives unmolested.
Input? Thoughts?

>>19367206
have you considered growing ther breasts to /d/ sizes to further increase production?

>>19367357
I don't think that actually works as well as you'd think. Diminishing returns and all. Probably some expansion in option two, though.

Just turn the Lunarians into cows, easy.

It's a better life than constantly backstabbing/killing each other like goes on in the Kojiki

And better than getting turned into refugees by a fairy

>>19367564
would probably work to some extent, Big tits produce more than A cups so the bigger they get the more milk they can produce, assuming its not just the breast fat that is increasing and the other internals of them like the milk ducts and lobules are also growing as well.

>>19367657
I guess, but it's still questionable. Is milk from chemically or magically enhanced breasts safe? Everybody's going to be drinking this. What about stress to the rest of the body? Could a human or human-like body support constant milk production in breasts that big, even with outside support? It's not a bad idea, and more milk from less boobhus would mean less of them go through this, but I'm not convinced.

And really, we should decide on which route to take first.

>>19367206
>>19367357
>>19367564
>>19367657
>>19367966
>>19367618
breasts are for paizuri, milk comes second
breasts that are too big are less useful for fun paizuri, so keeping their breasts big, but not /d/ big, is ideal, no matter how much milk you need

>>19367966
Your thinking is out of focus, why not go with the third option of doing it full time for every single boobhu. Maximum production and lewding of boobhus

>>19368093
if you make them make milk all the time, you aren't getting much paizuri out of them, and also it would be harder to make them into a wife

please, think of the paizuri

>>19368530
Groping and squeezing them and watching them squirm and moan in reaction is far better than paizuri.

>>19369279
what kind of paizuri are you engaging in that doesn't involve all of those things and more?

>>19367618
>>19369279
This is why these threads should be banned. If you faggot children can't obey the rules, mods should just ship this shit off to the appropriate board.

>>19369384
they probably post this kind of stuff just so you'll come in here and complain, lol

>>19369384
What's wrong, can't handle some boobs?

>>19369393
>They break the rules for retarded, masochistic reasons
They should be banned for being underage too.

>>19369429
people don't get banned for things on this board that they really should be banned for
you could spam this thread, or another thread, with bannable content, and you'd probably be fine

>>19369279
Please remember to crop your pics, dummy

>>19366315
Is that the Touhou Kenshiroku artist? TK 4 when?

>>19368093
Yeah, we could to that, but why? That's more milk than anyone would ever need. It's an unnecessary cruelty.

>>19372243
Translators note: this is a ducked in the head metaphor for something good though

Quack.

Anyone has any good Boobhu Kaguyas?

>>19367206
Voluntary work for a secured income by selling their milk, I know someone who would be willing.

>>19372959
She must be the rarest boobhu.

>>19372959
Titty kaguya is incredibly rare, but damn its great when an artist makes one.

>>19372959

>>19373163
Not really, the tag has 459 results on Pixiv and that's not counting artists like Space Jin's known busty Kaguya since he mostly uploads on twitter. And when he does upload on Pixiv it's often a big collection of images each time with too few tags to describe them all, let alone have kagupai. While she isn't exactly a popular boobhu, there's definetely rarer ones, like most loli touhous.

>>19373231
While true a lot of it isn't too great.

With bonus tiger

>>19373294
Big and majestic tiger

>>19373361
I love big tigers.

>>19373287
Welp. Time to fap.

>>19373371
That’s a fat seiga

>>19374450
She's just extra healthy.

>>19373371

>>19374510
Soft hermits are one of my weaknesses

These NEET titties exist to paizuri /jp/ dick

i need a 2hu with z cup

>>19376037
Z cup?

>>19375949
Those are way too small to fit mine

>>19377424
Your magnum dong?

>>19373371
We can tell you keep an attic full of frosted flakes with a figure like that.

test

>>19378079
<tosh

>>19378089
dunno what ya ding-dong diddly talkin about ya birdbrain i'm testing some captcha glitch making it so you never have to do a captcha again an i got you doin ya cringe anime memes. hit the weights, have sex, gain height, get a clue ya hear me brother? don't ever reply to me again or it's 50 pure strikes

>>19378111
•terron'e

>>19378111
based

>>19378111
HOLY FINNA BASED BROTHER

>>19378111
cringe

>>19378111
BASED

>>19378252
Cringe

>>19378074
What does that mean anon?

>>19378706

>>19379313

Hawaii pie'oh

>>19379332

>>19379464

>>19379473

>>19379634

hata

>>19378111
Ding-dong diddly BASED as fuck
Give him the strap Vince

>>19374551

>>19380328
BROTHER

WE’RE GONNA SETTLE IT IN THE RING

>>19366315
I thought this was a worksafe board.

>>19381276

>>19383513
fat

thic awoo tummy

>>19383518
Fathus are best 2hus

Large fat cat tats.

>>19383572
fat cat paizuri

>>19387266
fat!

>>19387293
thic

>>19374450
That's just plump.

>>19387317

>>19387779
Weird seeing this artist drawing a female Momiji.

>>19381276
I dont see any nipples or genitals in that image. What is your point?

>>19387471
Nay, rotund

Reimu now lets anyone grope and suck and paizuri her tits for 5 minutes so long as they donate 5000¥ to her shrine.
Do you donate?

>>19391889
Yes. I hope she's also selling freshly squeezed bottles of milk.

>>19373216
>>19373217
>>19373225
>>19373231
>>19391889
>japanese sh*dman
kill yourself please

>>19392039
That's Asanagi you're thinking of.

>>19392041
There are many Japanese Sh*dmen
All you need is this:
>meme faces
>epic unorthodox fetishes
>ironic weeaboo following
Then even you can become a Sh*dman too!

>>19392065
that's funny considering the 2 artists you just posted also draw samey faces, espeially rukitsura.
>>ironic weeaboo following
what does that even mean.

are you just making shit up to get angry about?

>>19392082
Meme faces are not samefaces! Ironic weeaboos love SpaceCuck. They post his terrible art all the time.

>>19392090
>Meme faces
what does that even mean
>Ironic weeaboos
what does that even mean.

please stop shitposting and ruining the thread for no reason.

>>19392090
This artist's Parsee is the most epic maymay face ever.

>>19392098
>>19392102
None of you guys posted boobhus. You're just defending a terrible artist (SpaceCuck). You are ruining the thread.

>>19392118
you hate unorthodox fetishes and yet you post THAT artist?

you don't make any sense, it's like you're making shit up to complain.

>>19392141
Stop posting SpaceCuck.

>>19392142
stop being a hypocrite.

>>19392090
>ironic weeaboos love spacecuck

>>>/v/
Jin may be a little fucked up but I enjoy his art

>>19392153
Disgusting. Stop posting that.
>>19392177
That spacing is fucking gross. You have to go back.

>>19392204
Imaginary boogeymen excuses, nonsensical made-up reasons to hate something that reeks of "I heard it from the other cool kids at 4chins so i have to imitate them and fit in", hypocrisy and childish, hostile behaviour towards those that don't follow his memetic reasoning. Yep, that's /v/.

>>19392221
/v/ actually loves RedditJin, so I don't know what kind of malarkey you're trying to spew out in front of me. Please stop posting that hideous artist. It's not funny. Stop.

>>19392204
If your going to complain about spacing, then I have some bad news right there. Asanagi is a lot worse than space jin anyway.

>>19392245
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/422439776/#q422456830
Oh look, I found you.

>>19392249
>your
Ah, of course an ESL supports SpaceCuck. Like pottery.
>>19392261
You ACTUALLY post on /v/? Disgusting. Stop coming to /jp/ and keep your Japanese Sh*dman out of these sacred boobhu threads.

What the fuck happened to this thread? just delete the posts of the 2 crossboarders arguing and keep going

>>19392271
I'm not sure what looking up the archive for the words "spacecuck" has to do with actually posting on /v/. But it does prove you do post on /v/, mr shitposter.

https://boards.fireden.net/_/search/text/spacecuck/

>>19392282
It seems like another person is spreading the doctrine of do not post SpaceCuck. You're just mad that you can't post RedditJin anywhere, even on your homeboard, /v/, without being called out for the ironiweeb you are. Continue to be absolutely livid, crossboarder.

>>19392301
Thanks for admitting that you're a shitposter from /v/.

If there was proof that these threads should be deleted, here it is, janny. But you're probably one of these posters, aren't you.

>>19392320
an invasion by a shitposter is enough to delete all threads about this? that makes no sense. by that logic all threads should be deleted.

>>19392309
Stop posting Japanese Sh*dman, crossboarder.

>>19392342
No.

>>19392349
Stay mad.

>>19392360
No.

>>19392370
Seethe.

>>19392381
No.

>>19392342
>japanese sh*dman
>crossboarder
Go back to >>>/v/ shithead

>>19392360
That top is ridiculous. How is it even staying on? What if she moves her arms up at all?

>>19392393
Fine then here's an equally terrible artist.
>>19392396
Samefag and stay mad.

>>19392411
No.

>>19392330
No, these threads shouldn't be in the first place. This is just more on the pile.

>>19392438
well too bad, these threads are never going away, they've always been here and always will be.

>>19392447
Threads have always been deleted and always will, so this thread should be deleted.

>>19392497
boobhu threads almost always reach bump limit though, and the times they don't it's usually because people were asleep and it was bumped off the catalog by other threads.

Nue has her own day.

I feel like one of the few here who doesn't like boobs significantly bigger than one's head.

>>19393545
If your gonna do tits, do them the right way instead of them being like missiles on their breasts

>>19393545

Damn, cirno looks like this?

>>19393629

>>19393629
choc-ice.

Wich boobhu would you wanna be?

>>19393786
Guya

>>19393545
You're not alone. There's busty, and then there's literal titty monsters.

>>19393786
Patcho

>>19394497
You wanna be a pig?

>>19394648
Big fat soft belly and funbags, what more could you want?
Not to mention her access to fun spells as well.

>>19394677
Godspeed.

O captain, my captain!

T H I C C C H O U L I

Clown tiddy

The Phoenix rises. Something else too.

>>19366418
https://e-hentai.org/g/768014/ae708d50dc/

1Wing2Tiddies

Good night.

>>19394737
>>19394687
>>19394677
>>19394648
>>19394497
Patchouli is one of the most fappable touhou, seriously it's just so easy to masturbate to her

>>19395468

>>19373225
me on the left

>>19398353
I want to be in front when that blouse explodes

>>19395468
I'd rather fap to real kids.

>>19399054
At the speed those buttons will be flying it would be like catching shrapnel from an IED.

Which oppair would you most want to be squished between?

>>19393786
doesn't matter as long as I have huge boobs. I'd want to find all of the cute little boys that I could and hug them, pressing their faces into my cleavage and suffocating them with my boobsweat

>>19393786
Alice or Sakuya. Though I would give up the right to make that choice if I could choose to be drawn by Rindou instead.

>>19399261
That one.

Hydrants big fat saggy 2hu tats makes my dick diamonds

>>19400717
Fuck I forgot to quote

>>19399261
Komachi Onozuka and Byakuren Hijiri

>>19399261

post some saggers

>>19401066
Reisen is having the time of her life in between those breasts

>>19401089

>>19399261

>>19367206

>>19366315
This op always drag me in.

>>19391889
Everyday, multiple times.

>>19399261

>>19404496
Delete this right now!

>>19403849

>>19404496
bigger!

>>19404496
That Remi is so, so cute.

>>19395468
It's true. But why?

>>19405575
Kind heart
Rude tiddy
That is all

A poem by Ernest Hemingway

>>19405575
Soft and big
Long Purple hair
Rather reserved
Cute moon

>>19395468
I find it hard NOT to masturbate to patchy, to be honest. Like I'm minding my own business, browsing the net, and suddenly there's a mess on my chest and a soft and sleepy bookworm on my screen!

>>19406311
You jizz lying down?

knead

Quality thread bump

Okuu meido~

>>19408366
birds

>>19408366

>>19406587
No, it just reaches up that far when it's Patchy.

>>19407101
Grope the meat
Knead the meat
Mating Press the meat
Impregnate the meat

Which would you prefer:
-live to a ripe old age, no paizuri
-as much paizuri as you want with any boobhus you want for a year, and then you die

>>19411946

>>19413496
option A
there's dozens of other ways to enjoy boobhus without resorting to paizuri

>>19415601
Describe those ways in detail.

>>19413496
️
I’m here for a good time, not a long time.

>>19413496
B without as doubt

>>19399131
?

>>19399131
[seat offering intensifies]

Help, i want to be a boobhu but i don't want to get pregnant!

>>19420523
Can Yoshika get pregnant?

>>19422489
Only one way to find out.

>>19422489
If ghosts can make half ghosts in touhou probably you can also make a half jiangshi

>>19423775
Ghosts can't make half-ghosts. It doesn't work like that. In the first place there is no such thing as a "half-ghost". Youmu Konpaku is a "half-phantom", and phantoms are not ghosts. Beyond that, half-phantoms are not made from humans and phantoms mating (you can't mate with a phantom), how they came to be is unknown but they're not half in the sense they are genetically half human and half phantom, but instead that they are humans who are partially phantomized.

>>19423775
I’ll be splitting her in half soon...

Any boobhu wallpapers?

>>19424820
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2089907?

>>19425540
I have never seen a pair of her breasts before

>>19426006
And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah!

>>19424741
I want to splatter that belly with my semen.

>>19426769
>>19427465
I have a primordial urge to grope and fondle those tits until milk comes out

>>19420523
>I want to close those buttons...
Is /jp/ enough of a gentleman too close Yoshika's shirt without feeling her up?

>>19418325
She was all "you'd better appreciate this" a bit ago, but the more you do so the more bothered she gets. What a troublesome person.

>>19429388
i'd rather work alongside seiga to help make her zombie bigger

>>19429406
Bad file name anon!

>>19429406

>>19429941
Even though she's the one that made the offer, Reimu got upset with the attention you're giving her chest and said something like "you'd better make the most of this, you bastard!" It backfired, though, and now she's even more upset. What a troublesome person!

>>19431495

>>19405772
>>19405864
Soft, reserved, and physically frail is a dangerous combination.

I mean soft as in well-endowed, of course.

>>19367206
This is still a thing, anons. We need to come to a decision. This isn't an issue you can just wait out, the milk must flow.

>>19431887
Is the milk demand really that high? The girls could just do a voluntary work, otherwise be turned into cows.

>>19431909
That's the plan, yes. Either everybody with sufficient tit mass makes regular trips to their local milking facility or do it themselves and sends the results in, or a few busty girls get assigned to be milk cows for the rest of their lives. Gotta decide!

>>19431941
I think they'll decide to do voluntary work to earn a little extra income. There could be milking stations where girls could meet up to chat while filling up bottles.

>>19431992
I'd like to think that too, but...
Milking isn't that fun. It's degrading, humiliating, kind of a pain, sort of a hassle, etc. I'm not saying all that's actually true, but that's definitely how a lot of people would see it.
Now think of some Boobhus. Yukari, Ran, Yuuka, Kanako, Kasen, Patchouli, could you see these sorts of people all hiking down to the local milking station to do their somewhat shameful public service? I could not.

That's the the problem. I'm sure we could count on folks like Keine, Byakuren, maybe Sanae, but that's not enough. In order to reach Gensokyo's quota, we need ALL boobhus doing this, or at least most of them, and I'm not sure that's feasible.

>>19432036
But the quota would only be the human village population is it not? It's the only place with an actual market and distribution for this kind of product (at least outside Hell) and even some youkai go there to do their shopping. It's not like you can force these kind of powerful girls to do something against their will anyhow. So, there can be multiple ways to deal with this.

One, the aforementioned voluntary work, if the boobhus in question are rewarded handsomely for their support and the milking stations are private, it could possibly work. Two, personal shipments supplied by each of them individually in their spare time at their home and collected by an (preferably powerful) employee who goes from door to door of those subscribed to the service, and as such the girls need to fill a daily quota, but again, are rewarded handsomely.

I'm sure Hell has their own milk suppliers, like Yuugi and Okuu.

>>19432140
>It's not like you can force these kind of powerful girls to do something against their will anyhow.
You underestimate the importance of milk.

I somehow didn't think of private milking stations. But the issue is less in public shame and more than the well-endowed upper echelons of Gensokyo would just be unwilling to do this sort of thing. What kind of reward are we talking about here?

>>19432175
Well, as important as milk is, could you really force these powerful boobhus to do something they don't want? That's why it's better to make them want to do it instead.

As said before, even youkai need to do shopping, so they could be paid in money like a regular job. If the milk demand as high as you make it sound, then this investment should be profitable.

>>19432256
Yes. The milk must flow.

I'm not convinced, and feel those prideful boobinites would see it as prostituting themselves and refuse. It's worth a try, though.

>>19432306
If the milk situation is so grave that milking boobhus are needed, I do believe that common sense does not apply in Gensokyo, and as such this also makes said boobhus more affably open to the idea, even if it seems wild to us. And even then, it wouldn't be that different from something like sperm donors which we do have in our world, if the milk demand is as important as artificial insemination.

The boobhus can eventually get accustomed to the idea and treat it as something as common as getting together with other girls at a beauty salon, if the voluntary work option with girls-only milking station rooms is chosen. They're getting paid after all.

And now I'm going to bed. I'll continue in the morning.

>>19367206
one of course, if everybody consumes milk why should only few forced to produce it?

>>19381276
>browse boobhu thread at work
>boss walks behind me
>thinks i'm not a faggot
it cant get any safer than this

>>19433659
I don't know who you are quoting, but I have been reading this thread at work and nobody has mentioned anything.

>>19433649
Because that method saves everyone the inconvenience and doesn't rely on voluntary work.

>>19435935

You wouldn't wipe your smegma on the Doc's P-cup saggers, right?

>>19435974
Rindou is soulless, while roki puts effort in

>>19437636
False, and that's neither Rindou or Roki anyway.

>>19437636
that's warugaki.

>>19437840
>>19437833
Damn. Tricked again. But that’s good impersonation

boobs are nice desu

how much boobhu is too much boobhu?

>>19440184
When they reach around the knees or so while standing

Press X to paizuri

>>19441090
Oh dear god, that is wonderful

>>19441090
I want to drink some spider milk

>>19441090
I really want to be smothered by those mounds

>>19435974
>saves everyone the inconvenience
Other than the ones being milked.

>>19442279
Needs of the many and all that.

>>19441090
I want to grab a handful of spider

>>19442477
The spider grabs a handful of YOU!

>>19442459
I don't think they'll comply.

>>19442756
We've been over this. Compliance is not necessary, the milk must flow.

>>19442800
And how exactly are you force them?

>>19442809
Don't ask such unnecessary questions.

>>19442833
Yeah good luck with that.

>>19442943
If there's any good luck involved in this then the voluntary plan will work and we won't need to do nasty stuff at all.

>>19440850
X X X X X X X X X X X X

>>19442959
Good.

>>19443006
Is that all you can endure? Komachi's boobs too much for you?

What are some upcoming boobhu doujins? Comiket is next month.

>>19443463
Can her boobs endure more? 'machi's chest is a national treasure, damaging it even a little would be unthinkable.

>>19443463
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>>19443546
Naw, look at these things. Komachi buries any dick that comes her way, no cock survives inside these heavenly mounds.
>>19443615
Much better. Now Komachi won't have to tease your pitiful endurance.

>>19443637
She might tease me about how quickly those 250 times take!!

>>19443685
>>19443637
>>19443615
>>19443546
Smothering eiki in those massive breasts!

>>19443703
I would post busty Eiki, but there are lines not meant to be crossed.

>>19443703
Eiki is traumatized!!

>>19443721
Eiki has a petite size. Her breasts are not as massive as komachis

>>19443778
That's right.

>>19443778
Unless...!

>>19444603
Do not give the enma breasts that large

>>19444628
I agree. Eiki is basically the only touhou that 100% needs a flat chest, both to emphasize Komachi's boobs and to give us all the breast envy we can handle.

>>19444649
There are others, but otherwise yes. Eiki is short, flat, and serious. Komachi is tall, busty, and casual. That's the way it works!

>>19444628
>>19444649
>>19444665
You're only making me want to post more.

>>19443492
https://twitter.com/PesPeso/status/1018662716058112000

>>19443806
Squeeze those breasts

Which Boobhu would be the nicest & comfort me the best at critical times?

>>19446536
eiki >>19446661

>>19446536

>>19446536
Bya of course

>>19447956
Pinhead

>>19448878
who ya callin pinhead

>>19443016
oppai loli is the most retarded concept ever created in anime

>>19442533
even better!

SAG

>>19450659

>>19443016
Oppai loli is the best concept ever created in anime

>>19450659
Congratulations on making the least intelligent post of all time!

>>19450776

Threads like these make my touhou pic folder double in size.

>>19450944
Congratulations on having the shittiest taste of all time!

>>19451202

>>19451020
Okuu boobie!!
>>19451202
Congratulations on having the shittiest taste of all time!!

>>19451190

>>19450659
This is the lowest IQ post i've seen in a long time.

>>19456536
17 year old tits!

>>19456536
>shadman

>>19456888
Who are you quoting?

>>19450659
You're so wrong about this that I feel like I can really succeed by doing the exact opposite of everything you say.

bye boobhu thread.

>>19445246
This image always gives me the urges to fap, but why?

>>19459764
hello boob