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Geisha.

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>> No.1933478

watch sakuran guys. anna tsuchiya in geisha modo is fukken hot.

actually they werent proper geisha in there, but real prostitutes

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>> No.1933483

>>1933458
Wow, this is actually kind of creepy. Can you imagine walking into your room at night and that thing appears in front of you.

>> No.1933484

>>1933456
3D pig disgusting.

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>>1933483
>Wow, this is actually kind of creepy. Can you imagine walking into your room at night and that thing appears in front of you.
Yes, rape will ensue

>> No.1933490

Just because prostitution is optional does not make Geishas any less of a slut.

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>>1933478
Pics?

>> No.1933501

I think they look muh hotter without the white faes, but otherwise still with all the clothes and all the stuff in the hair. That's pretty

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>>1933501
Then you'll like this. Rare shot of one without her make-up on.

>> No.1933534

>>1933501
i like the white make-up but it has the unfortunate side-effect of making their teeth look kinda yellow by comparison.

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there.
also, have a torrent ( http://asiandvdclub.org/download.php/9893/Sakuran.2006.NTSC.DVD9.torrent ) . the movie is a manga adaption. shit's awesome

>> No.1933569

>>1933562
Looks cool. Will check it out. Where can I get the manga too?

Don't like to see an adaption before the actual piece.

>> No.1933574

ignore where you could find the mango or if it's even scanlated. by the way, the movie is really awesome even if watched as stand alone. trust a fellow Anonymous.

>> No.1933589

>>1933574
Well, Wiki says it's cool. Better check it out.

>> No.1933600

When I was only a little boy I saw a picture of a Geisha. I thought their skin was naturally pale. I thought their lips were red because all the blood from their faces had rushed to their lips. I thought, "Wow, their lips must be very hot then."

To this day, I want to kiss a Geisha to find out.

>> No.1933649

>>1933600
>To this day, I want to kiss a Geisha to find out.

youll never kiss anyone loser

>> No.1933672

>>1933649
Already have, jerk.

>> No.1933683

>>1933672

Your mom doesn't count.

>> No.1933691

>>1933683
No, but YOUR mom does.

:)

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pretty,
where can i buy one for my living room?

>> No.1933743

>>1933729
In Kyoto, for about $2000 an afternoon if you're lucky.

>> No.1933748

>>1933691
ownage

>> No.1933756

>>1933743
holy shi.....
they are really that expensive?

>> No.1933777

>>1933756

Yes, and no you can't have sex with one either.

>> No.1933783

>>1933756
Actually it highly depends on the house you're scheduling with. Average I've seen is about $250 per person per hour for a "Geisha Party."

But they're like hookers (without the sex), the popular hot ones cost more.

>> No.1933793

>>1933777
but what if i seduce her with my manly charms?

>> No.1933799

ITT: Maiko

>> No.1933808

>>1933783
wow, so it's like paying for a girl to be your friend......
doesn't seem worth it.
have any /jp/ anon got much experience with geisha?

>> No.1933810

>>1933793
It's fairly rare to do so. And if you WERE able to overcome your horrible ota stench, then they'd more than likely quit being a Geisha out of respect for the house. It's that high double standard for women kind of thing. Pure as snow blah blah blah or no respect.

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>>1933793
I would like to do this too, see: >>1933600

>> No.1933818

>>1933600
oh, how i lol'd

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but in zatoichi all geisha are yakuza prostitutes

>> No.1933839

>>1933808
>wow, so it's like paying for a girl to be your friend......

It's like paying a high class lady to be your friend. They're trained in traditional dances, traditional instruments, tea ceremony, flower arranging, small talk, high class etiquette, and a few traditional board games.

>> No.1933872

>>1933839

Any play child's games

http://uk.youtube.com/results?search_query=geisha+dawn+porter&search_type=&aq=f

>> No.1933885

It's more like one of those safari tours where you pay some semi-feral tracker in a Russian ghost town to take you out in the wilds and perhaps see a live Siberian tiger in their natural environment.
When you grow old, you can tell your grandkids you saw the last of a rare breed while they were still around.

>> No.1933893

>>1933885
Geisha are a dying breed?! D:

>> No.1933912

spoiler: in 2009, the few remaining geishas are ugly women, nobody would fuck them nowadays.

>> No.1933924

i will go to japan, and japanese women will pay top dollar to eat sushi off my rock hard abs

>> No.1933925

Does anyone know how many exactly are left?

Also, they needs to do a propaganda campaign to spread the desire to be a Geisha or, like, give kids government grants to become Geisha or something. Keep it alive.

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>>1933839

>few traditional board games

Does that include Four-dimensional Non-linear Go?

>> No.1933950

>>1933925

Nobody knows exactly. Last I read claimed 10.000 back in 2005. Wikipedia currently claims 2000. Either way it's not a lot.

If I'm not mistake, geisha in training get government sponsored benefits, and full time geisha get tax excemptions or something. But it looks like it's just barely enough to replace the ones retiring.
Come to think of it, geisha aren't really a dying breed. More kept alive indefinitely, but extinct in the wild.

>> No.1933959

>>1933950
Shame that. Better get my Geisha kiss while I can. :(

>> No.1933969

Japanese prostitutes as a staple of Japanese culture and known wordwide as an icon of the Japanese people.

>> No.1933986

>>1933959
impossible, stinky gaijin

>> No.1934000

Meido > Geisha

If I were to spend trivial money, it sounds like a Maid Cafe would be better.

>> No.1934006

>>1934000
But there's no stigma to Geisha. There is to meido.

>> No.1934013

So are Geisha's independent contractors or do they have pimps?

>> No.1934054

>>1934013
good question

>> No.1934398

the bottom line is dressing a regular whore up as a Geisha and banging her is probably a a better use of your money.

>> No.1934479

>>1933925

>Also, they needs to do a propaganda campaign to spread the desire to be a Geisha or, like, give kids government grants to become Geisha or something. Keep it alive.

Funny thing... When Memoirs of a Geisha hit the theaters, there was a resurgence of interest--from foreigners. Apparently white women want to be geisha more than the Japanese themselves.

>> No.1934716

>>1933472
The people who did this photoshoot are amazing. I got my Geisha stuff done by them and got pictures much better than this but in the same location.

>> No.1937259

>>1934479
Oh man. Well, they need a better one encouraging Japanese kids. Have a Geisha visit a school or something. Give them good time off and free vacations.

>> No.1937660

I watched Memoirs of a Geisha

>> No.1937696

Geisha are overpowered. Enjoy your rebel-filled campaign map.

>> No.1937710

Another example of how Western imperialism and commercialization destroys beautiful native cultures.

>> No.1937754

Most of the ones in this thread are fake geisha. And Sakuran is an oiran.

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