Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Beneath the shifting sands, treasure awaits.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

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Writers list: https://pastebin.com/RTLpHEmk

[Anonymous No.]

It's disturbing how close this pic is to how I imagine my childhood friend fantasy going.

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>>19333000
Tell me more.

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God I'm sick of all these new fucking garbage threads where someone just says post pics plz. Mods need to do their fucking job, everybody knows /jp/ isn't allowed to be active.

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Pick one.

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>>19333001
Basically it goes like this:
>Have a Tomboy Demon Childhood Friend
>One day she hears my family's moving away so she suggests we play hide and seek with the stakes that I'll have to sign a contract if I lose so she can make me stay.
>Parents find me before she can and take me to the car.
>Demon tries to go to my house after hours of looking only to find that we've already moved.
>Years later she tracks me down in MGC living in a shitty apartment and working a dead end grocery job and sneaks into my apartment.
>Healing sex, the signing of a childhood contract and a promise to never play hide and seek again ensue.

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I want a cute Shoggoth GF!

[Anonymous No.]

When I was a young boy, I was taught a bit about the Greek mythology. After hearing about Medusa, I had a boner.

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>>19333022
I forgot a small detail.
>Afterwards I move in with her, and we end up having a kid.
>Then because I'm weak and can't just leave them there we end up adopting a bunch of orphans off the street until we end up with 22 daughterus in all.

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>>19333034
About a girl being so hot a god raped her and another god cursed her for being raped?
You have some strange taste there anon.

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>>19333022
>>19333036
So you going to write this up or what?

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Pantyhose.

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>>19333100
the best article of clothing to be perfectly honest

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>>19333100
Yes, yes good.

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>>19333100
I like this.

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>>19333030
No such thing as a mg gf you only get a wife

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of monster would have the best chance at beating mankind's greatest weapon? The cock.

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>>19333251
>hurr durr no one beats the cock
Dead meme

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>>19333251
Bobbit Worm.

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>>19333251
Literally none of them can beat our greatest weapon.

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>>19333251
Emotionless Liches

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>>19333251

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>>19333251
Yanderes.
They already worship the cock so it doesn't affect them.

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>>19333251
None of them, you're asking the impossible.
>>19333270
Just smash their phylactery.

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>>19333310
What happens if I dunk my cock inside her phylactery?

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>>19333263
>>19333310
>no one beats dick XD
stale meme you fucking redditors
I want a dark elf to choke me while riding!

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>>19333334
>I want a dark elf to choke me while riding!
Wouldn't that be dangerous? You might fall off the horse.

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>>19333343
But anon
you are the "horse"

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>>19333348
But how does one ride oneself? Is this a Zen riddle?

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>>19333334
Yes yes we know the thought of maledom upsets you, good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.

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>>19333457
>we know the thought of maledom upsets you
Actually it's more like the thought of femdom makes YOU upset seeing as you people bitch about it so much

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>>19333457
>>19333462
You're both wrong, the correct position is to love and be loved in the manner you prefer

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>>19333462
Please point to where I bitched about it, you seem unhinged.

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>>19333468
>letting people have different taste than you
what kind of fucking faggot do you think I am

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>>19333473
>Please point to where I bitched about it
1)I was talking about in general which is why I said "you people"
2)>good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.
is clearly complaining about it and saying that it's shit

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>>19333480
>1)I was talking about in general which is why I said "you people"
Yet you quite specifically said "YOU" separately, nice back peddling.
>is clearly complaining about it and saying that it's shit
That's just your paranoia speaking, to borrow the favourite word of one of your fellow femdom fags I have to say that you seem rather insecure.

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>>19333496
>Yet you quite specifically said "YOU" separately, nice back peddling
It's clear what I meant since I said "you people" also
>That's just your paranoia speaking
It's not paranoia you said
>good thing KC and doujin artists don't listen to you.
You said "good thing" because you think it's shit

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I still want a prim and proper lizardman knight to be my 'rival' while I play her nemesis!
I want to tell her all the lewd and unseemly things I'll do to her once I win!
I want her to try and hide how much it gets her off because she's secretly a gigantic pervert.

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>>19333508
>It's clear what I meant since I said "you people" also
You worded yourself pretty poorly then by putting emphasis on the YOU for no good reason.
>You said "good thing" because you think it's shit
Thinking you know others thoughts that they didn't say is pretty paranoid dude, I meant because they still do maledom. Both KC and doujin artists still do femdom content.

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I want to visit a MG mental asylum

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>>19333547
>both KC and doujin artists still do femdom content.
Kc does not do femdom content

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>>19333559
Would would occupy it's sordid cells?
Probably these two idiots for starters.

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>>19333457
>Good thing the content is all the same
Uh?

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>>19333565
Oh you're one of those, I can't believe I wasted my time replying.

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>>19333583
One of what?

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>>19333573
Crazed Shirohebis

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>>19333586
One of "{[(those)]}".

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Smug girls are the best girls. Prove me wrong.

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>>19333631
>smug
>heartpupils
>nacho
Proceed.

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>>19333631
The smaller the girl, the bigger her smug should be.

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>>19333559
>Was a legitimate establishment for the possessed , captured yanderes, overly lewd women etc before the DL
>Now some of the monsterized inmates are literally running the asylum, which has been converted into a love hotel for couples and a hookup venue for those with particular personality preferences.

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>>19333655
False, and the evidence for this is familiars.

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>>19333681
Sweet innocent lolis are love, so are smug ones.
I'd take a smug familiar over an innocent one though.

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>>19333733
>T. Familiar Union Head

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Would be interesting to get strong enough to pull a reverse salamander, and marry the woman that can give YOU a good fight

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>>19333747
Would be fun, although if I'm that strong I'd be going out and harem hunting girls that catch my eye.
Because I'm a pervert.

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I wanna minotaur to slap me!

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How valid is this as a means for writefaggotry?

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>>19333733
Lolis that are lusty in a normal romantic way are the best

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>>19333790
Every competent writer has some kind of plan, so yes. This is basic brainstorming.

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>>19333790
I use the expanding sentence method, like I posted before

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>>19333797
U wot m8

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>>19333100

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>>19333825
Its easy, just use you imagination and add words to other words

Example of word growth.
Werewolf
There was a werewolf
There was a werewolf called karen
There was a were wolf called karen that liked peanut butter sandwiches

And so on and so forth until you get
>karen was a werewolf that loved the scent of peanut butter, mainly becuase it reminded her of her co worker that she had taken a liking too, as he allways had sandwiches for lunch

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ZIPANGESE DEMON REALM SILVER FOLDED TEN GORILLION TIMES

[Anonymous No.]

>Nice to meet you. From the way we met, you must be my destined man.

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>>19333100
I want a pantyhose momen

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>>19333866
I'm going to touch that horn

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>>19333680
Oh dear lord imagine being the only male nurse there before monsters and now you’ve got at least four yandere girls fighting for your love and attention all day everyday.
Do you try to act professional in front of them? Or do you give into your more base desires and take advantage of truly sick girls who will stop at nothing to be your bride and have your children?

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[Anonymous No.]

Hypothetical Nightmare here:

You've been hanging around a Demon for a while, not because you're a fan of any radical mumbo-jumbo, but because she's a genuinely fun person to talk to. She talks to no end about how much she enjoys cosplay, and has even shown you pictures of herself in outfits; She likes femme fatales, especially the female cast of Mortal Kombat.

She treats you to some drinks after a rough week at work, and you, being hopelessly drunk, start flirting with her. She tells you how cute you are, before asking to drive you to her place for a bit of fun. Understanding exactly what that implies, you wholeheartedly consent. She whisks you away in her refurbished '97 Lincoln Town Car, and as you enter the house, you're suffocated by the smell of incense. She seats you in the living room, and gives you a flirtatious peck on the lips before heading upstairs to change.

What emerges from the staircase is the demon, clad in revealing latex, and wearing an oversized cape. Her black hair is fluffed out in a comically 70's fashion, and her deep blue lipstick makes her lips seem comically oversexualized.She hands you a copy of Battletoads in Battlemaniacs, pointing towards the SNES sitting comfortably next to a CRT PVM in the corner of the room."You will sit on my lap while you play. I'll tease your neck, nipples, thighs, whatever I want, while you're playing, as long as it's not your cock. If you die, I'll run my hands up and down your little loser shaft, and make you edge. Game over, and I'll edge you with my mouth. Beat a level for the first time, and I'll let you cum anywhere that isn't inside my pussy. You'll get that once you've beaten the game."Knowing what you're up against, you want to flee from edging hell, but your body, reacting to the lewd scent of Melty Love, desperately craves her touch, no matter how humiliating. She grabs you by the chin, planting a waxy, electric-blue colored kiss on your cheek. "Hope you're ready to get good, scrub."

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>>19333872
>meet an Unicorn in a park one day
>she’s going on and on about how you’re her ‘destined man’ and how she’s ‘waited for this day to come’
>not even thinking, you reach up and feel her horn while she’s talking
>she just goes silent and her face is flush
>you ask her what’s wrong
>”You’ve got to take responsibility now anon! We can’t just have sex out in the middle of public and not be married!”
>she then goes into a rant about marriage and children while talking about chapels for the service all the way to baby names
>while you’re just looking at her wondering if it’s really worth it
>it is

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>>19333790
I dunno I just make shit up as I go along.

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Is your waifu a gamer anons?

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>>19333914
She is and she isn’t, she loves games as a kid and had to give them up to peruse a career. But now since she’s with me she’s been playing them again trying to git gud alongside me.

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>>19333914
Hummina-hummina-hummina-hummina
Wait what? Games? No, she doesn't play video games.
She encourages our daughter to play Spyro to learn a Dragon's most important lesson, that is, all the shinies are hers

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>>19333914
She's trying to learn about the modern world as best she can.

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Danger: terrifying monster from the depths.

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>>19333933
>Pull the LEVER!
>Silly mastah.

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>>19333896
I don't have an appropriate reply, I just wanted to recognise the effort you put into this post.

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Danger: terrifying monster from the depths

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>>19333896
That’s all pretty specific anon, did this really happen to you?

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>>19333937
Why do shogs talk like niggers?

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>>19333943
I wanna wear her hat!

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>>19333937
I'm really suspicious of Shogs, why are they so submissive? They are chaotic creatures from another world

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>>19333954
They talk like Japanese girls though.

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>>19333954
Retard

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>>19333955
Anon that's part of her head.
>>19333958
I'm talking about the "mastah".

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>>19333957
Technically they're from Earth and were specifically created to be subservient.

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>>19333958
What accent does your waifu have?
My Hellhound waifu has a rough and tumble Brooklyn accent.

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>>19333835
So i take it Karens going to follow him home on a full moon with a jar of peanut butter and some ideas?

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>>19333963
Mastah is how Japanese girls pronounce it you stupid Klan Kid.

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>>19333963
‘Mastah’ isn’t slave speak, the word you’re looking for is “Massah”, notice there’s no ‘T’ in it as that’s the important part of it.

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>>19333965
I have no clue what kind of accent would be the hottest.

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I want a Shoggoth maid with a thick southern accent now.

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>>19333965
>tfw no Cheshire gf who sounds (and sometimes acts) like Harley Quinn
Why must we suffer in this life?

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>>19333965
My Kiki wife has a French accent of course

Her gasps and moans are lovely!

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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

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>>19333994
I can’t associate French accents as being sexy as my grandmother was French, (my grandparents met after WWII).

[Anonymous No.]

Take it easy!

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>>19333995
Nose bop!

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>>19333995
Megalodon-chan isn’t scary! She’s just misunderstood!

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>>19334017

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>>19334022

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>>19333965
Two words
SCOTTISH
JINKOS

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>>19334014
Not him but i honestly would find her cute having difficulties to pronounces stuff.

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>>19334030
You have awaken my fear boner, please continue.

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>>19333946
Are you trying to imply that an anon passed through a mirror during the Dark Hour and is currently trapped inside a monster-girl-filled parallel universe? Because the only way that he would feasibly be able to communicate with us in our world would be using the dimension-crossing powers of the internet. However, by relaying these stories in the form of hypothetical scenarios, he would tear a void in the metaphysical plane from all of the combined fantasies, desires and delusions brought about by the hyper-realism. Such a void would create a Mandela-Rift in space-time big enough for the monsters to cross through, and by the time we realized they were here, the society unawares of these creatures would have already had their minds bent into believing they were here the whole time, making US appear to be the ones who were unaware of their existence this whole time. No anon would dare wish that upon humanity.

But that's just a hypothesis.

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>muscle girl with a southern accent

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>>19333965
Japanese would be the most fitting for a Tengu.

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>>19334059
>When you are not American so "Southern" has connotations of poshness and sophistication

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>>19334076
A posh muscle monster would be interesting.

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>>19334084
I say boy, I say! You wouldn't be looking for a sparring partner - in the bedroom, that is!

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>>19334076
>classy, posh, yet very muscled MGs
I’ll take two please.

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>>19334041
>Dimension cross to another alternate universe where monster girls exist
>they have their own equivalent of 4chan
>have to go to monster /x/ because the human boy general on the zipangu board is too lewd and doesn't help
>They still want you to take pics of your dick
Would there be at least some help over there? I would definitely want a qt anon Lich to help me come to term with my situation by posting on monster /x/.

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>>19334110
You ruined it. You ruined it and I’m leaving.

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>>19333965
I just realized how weird it would be to hear a monster girl talk in my native language. Especially my waifu considering she's a lich.

I'm not sure how how to feel.

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>>19334115
Well I'm taking the ball so you can't have it anyway.

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>>19334123
Where do you come from?

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>>19334123
I think it's impossible for anything to sound sexy in my native language so I'll just learn to speak Dragonic.

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>>19333965
What kind of accent would a fairy girl have?

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>>19334075
Grocery trips in rural areas are dangerous.

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>>19334059
>tfw no southern belle Will o Wisp with a pepper plantation worked by Zombies.

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>>19334136
Whatever accent HEY LISTEN! HEY LISTEN! is.

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Name a better Wonderland girl, I'll wait.

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>>19334153
That’s racist and very insensitive to the fairy kingdom anon, you say you’re sorry or Titania-san won’t make you any more sweets!

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>>19334129
Sweden.

>>19334133
Right? I could probably do some old-norse stuff or something.

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>>19334160
I don't even like sweets, I'm a chili kind of guy.

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>>19334157
Queen of Hearts.
Checkmate Atheists.

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>>19334165
...yeah it would be weird.

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>>19334157
Momerath

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>>19334171
I'm even worse off.

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I wanna make an Ushi-oni into an honest woman!

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>>19334181
Can't imagine an Ushi-Oni dancing too well.

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>>19334186
Spider types are wicked good at tap dance.

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>>19334186
They probably have their a spider dance, something they probably call "mating ritual".

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>>19334177
What is it?

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>>19333631
Imagine

JUST IMAGINE

An Atlach-Nacha who has heart shaped pupils, a loving smug on her face, and she still insults and belittles you

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>>19334112
I'm pretty sure mods on monstergirl 4chan would force tripcodes on anyone who confirms they're male, with the only workaround being buying a pass. It'd make you a lot easier to dox if you started getting followers dedicated enough to track you down and rape you.

And the ones who are nice to you are the ones you should be the most afraid of, since they're usually using the niceness as a crowbar to pry open your guard. The reason for this is because they have fetishes that would scare away normal men, such as shibari, wax torture, drugging, pet play, ageplay, momdom, and sometimes, power bottoming. You really need to be careful on the internet.

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>>19333965
>Run into a Bunyip
>Expect a bogan Aussie accent
>She speaks in a fancy cultivated accent instead

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>>19334198
Finnish, a language created by an autistic student of Martin Luther for a race of autistic dirt farmers.

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I improved Rachnera.

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>>19334202
Seems legit.

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>>19334215
This is heresy.

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>>19334215
Such hybrids would be welcomed in monster girl society. May she be ever lascivious!

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>>19334215
That didn't make her move into my bedroom so I don't see any improvement.

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>>19334201
I would guess a hardened 4chan user would not make any mistakes over there. They would use a proxy or something and bluff his way into intimidating most monsters by claiming he's into handholding.

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>>19333914
Yes, although the cheshire does more of it while the jinko only does so casually

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>>19334200
But why?

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>>19334200
>Nacha letting you pound her without turning you into a spider for once
>Drooling, heart pupils, letting out moans about an octave higher than her usual voice
>Ask her if she's enjoying herself
"Y-you idiot! As if I would enjoy being spread open by your human dick! It's not even half as big as when I transform you! I'm only moaning out of pity, because you seem to be having so much fun!"She clenches her teeth in a feeble attempt to stifle an orgasm."At least pin me down like you do when you're a spider! H-how am I supposed to feel good when you're all lovey-dovey like this?!"

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>>19334219
No, it's perfection.

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>>19334231
Is it weird I find this cute?

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>>19334225
Imagine being on a subway one night, having your hand seized by a sweaty, disheveled doppelgänger who only whispers "I found you.", staring at you with heart pupils.

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Now it's Cerea's turn.

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>>19333930
I'd love nothing more than to watch an ancient monster girl in this situation. Especially an ancient evil girl.
>"Oh, did you finally get past the first boss?"
>"But of course. No mid-boss is a match for the power of an Overlord like myself."
>her character dies to a low level mob
>"N-No, that wasn't my fault. This 'controller' contraption is to blame. It is not a proper conduit to assert my control over the little mortal in he 'televated screen'."
>"You mean 'television'."
>you ought not to have said that

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>>19334243
Poor girl is going to have a body in flux.
My tastes change in cycles.

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>>19334140
>Australian man tries to go to the store

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>>19334253
She can just assert her control over me instead.

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>>19334262
Just slap her titties and you'll be able to escape

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>>19334231
Nothing implies that after the initial conversion to an incubus that they have the power to force you to transform. The entry just suggests their venom is how they turn you into an incubus with the ability to transform. All of the chaos transformations are completely controllable.

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>>19334266
I'd like to steal a bunyip's mask. It would be fun collecting all of them and putting them on my huge bag.

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>>19334266
You would know this from experience? You might have a stalker Bunyip on you! Be careful!

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Any black harpy fans here?

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>>19334241
Atlach-Nacha's whole deal is being a huge tsundere bitch in a strangely endearing way where her behavior conflicts her words.

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>ywn be reverse-spitroasted by a liliraune

[Anonymous No.]

Got a commission done of my waifu looking cute and asking me for some tail brushes! It came out really nice, I love her a lot.

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>>19334283
There's three ravens hanging out a short walk from where I live.

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>>19334291
How does a reverse spitroast work anyway? Are you talking about when a girl sits on your face and the other on your dick?

>>19334293
Absolutely adorable, anon.

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>>19334157
You're right. I can't.

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>>19334266
I get the feeling that would be like playing dead in front of a grizzly.

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>>19334286
She's crawling up my list so I guess it's working on me. The one in my head isn't a loli though, she's just tall and lithe.

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>>19334291
Careful anon,some brainlet might think you mean futa

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>>19334301
>Are you talking about when a girl sits on your face and the other on your dick?
Yes.

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>>19334301
I think that's what he means.

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>>19334303
She must get really really hot during summer. Good thing its still winter time here

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>>19334316
Do you people also but butter on the bottom of your toast?

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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

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>>19334319
No, but we put vegemite on top of the butter on top of the toast.

I'm sure Bunyips go crazy over it too

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>>19334319
>but butter

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>>19334331
Put dammit, you know what I mean nee-san.

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>>19334293
Cute wife dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334344
Anubis drinking beer? Now I've seen it all.

[Anonymous No.]

How can other undeads even compete?

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>>19334352
Must be graped.

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>>19334355
With attitude.

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>>19334283
World War Crow

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>>19334075
I feel bad for mantis, lich took all the kuudere fans but bugs need love too.
>>19334293
Tail brushes? How indecent. Looks lovely though.

[Anonymous No.]

The summoning ritual worked!

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>>19334374
Wait a minute, that's not a summoning circle! That's her tail!
Oh no!

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>>19334355
By being one of the three undead kingdom nobility races, having sexy hips, butt and thighs and being around 10 years old

[Anonymous No.]

Cupids are cute and cool!

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>>19334379
Then what summoned her?

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>>19334387
And then anon realized HE was in HER bedroom.

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>>19334387
Your fapping

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>>19334386
They are chuunier than salamanders.

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>>19334386
Busybodies.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of CC foxes.

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>>19334404
Why have a CC when you can have a CCC?

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>>19334391
What if writefags, drawfags and other notable fellows who go radio silent were actually summoned into the monstergirl realm, never to return?

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>>19334416
I hope Crayonanon is happy with his monster waifu.

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>>19334416
As someone who has been here forever this makes me sad.
>>19334423
But also this.

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>>19334416
Lucky sons of bitches.

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>I do

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>>19334293
It would be good to keep her tail clean. Nobody likes a filthy tail.

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>>19334416
What if writefags, drawfags and other notable fellows who go radio silent were actually hit by a fucking car and died?
One of these is more likely than the other.

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>>19334451
Silly anon, everyone knows that getting hit by a vehicle is the best way to get isekai'd

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>>19334416
>harblador got sucked though a portal and found a loli oni
>massage anon got kidnapped by an anubis after he wrote his first story
>RS got tail'd
It all makes sense now.

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>>19334461
What would happen if Bollocks got portal'd?

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>>19334435
By how intense love is for monsters i'm surprised people get waifu'd without problems. Where are the monster girls that stand up and object when the "speak now" thing gets mentioned on weddings?

In any case, how do they settle it if two monsters claim a man at the same time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334470
Attacked by a nacho with a thing for face sitting, calling him worse things than these threads do and telling him to just write something.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you let her join your party?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334475
>>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together, cooperating at times to milk mana from the man, and at other times, fighting over who gets to have sex with him longer and more often. Once this happens to a man, he'll have to catch all the desire of multiple lascivious monsters with his one body. He'll end up having to keep offering them large amounts of mana, every day switching off, or, perhaps, doing all of them at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334493
Stop asking this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which scenario do you prefer anons?

A: A complete virgin man having a mind-blowing first time with a monster girl.

or

B: A man accustomed to human pussy being introduced to the joys of monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334461
>Kitsoviet gets transported to MG soviet Russia and gets raped by foxgirls on some gulag
Not sure if that's a good ending, he's my favorite writefag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334530
A. I don't know why but it speaks to me, somehow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334499
>That moment when anon discovers he has a harem the day of his wedding when multiple monster girls in the crowd object to it and then pounce him at the same time
I approve of this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334544
>сука блять!

[Anonymous No.]

How did she get that gold tooth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334544
It's probably a good ending for him, he loved writing that sort of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Dullahan delivery service!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334530
C. Young monstergirl having a mind-blowing first time with cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334491
If that fucking faggot had any ability to write without being a whore for attention he would have done it by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334614
Rough tea party.
>>19334635
How quaint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334635
Is this the natural enemy of Kobolds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334652
What kind of rough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334668
Boston kind of rough.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best position for sex. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334719
That's not reverse mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334719
I agree with your position and have argued for it in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334719
Where does she get the impulse to keep trusting her hips? she has no support.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334668
This is the part where everyone looks at the lone guy after the Hatter mentions milk.

[Anonymous No.]

Nav is God.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334744
Is it good or bad to stare at a monster's chest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334719
There's no better position for Vampires. She can easily bite you as she sits on your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334752
It depends on how married you want to get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334731
It's a Succubus by Shiki. She's thrusting her hips to turn that poor bastard into dried fish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334760
That's not Shiki you fool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334752
I would do it furtively. It would also make a good game to do it while you're bored, see if you can do it for long without getting caught.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334470
If only you and him would do us the favor of deleting all of his shit and fucking off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334394
So I guess I came in such a way my cum formed a magical circle on the tissue and then she appeared?

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, I think my lich's broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334562
I don't. It would ruin both the ceremony and the relationship with my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334744
I want a harem with that meat level

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334752
The shy ones would get flustered. The majority would pull you in for a closer look.

[Anonymous No.]

Would it be nice to live in a sort of zip-line town made up of web-cocoons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334209
>She stammers in a fancy cultivated accent instead
FTFY

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334866
Is it good that i knew the answer before reading the other line? That fact and all the fear combined would have made me laugh like a maniac.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334416
The way I write that would imply portals. Life is not that kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334614
She got it from Joe Pesci.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334803
Don't be so tsundere, Anon. Here, have more wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334831
That could be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334988
Do not give Wurms cursed weapons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334988
Dangerously lewd you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is Yuel so great?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335010
LONG EARS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334951
But I'm loyal and monogamous! I'm sure my wife wouldn't agree to it either considering she's a greedy reptile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335010
>nuerotypical dark haired fox girl
boring

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335010
She's okay. There are better Erunes out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335019
Waifu another greedy reptile. Watch how the fun starts.

[Anonymous No.]

>You think these puny belts can hold me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335041
Yes, my mom made them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335041
No, ma'am. Your bondage fetish is what's going to hold you, the belts are merely there to sustain the illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334988
It would be worth it.
I love meat, bring on the meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335041
No but my arms can. C'mere fluffy, lemme hug you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335066
That could be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new personal trainer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335087
She seems confused. Is my form that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335066
>roleplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335087
But why is she in my bed?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Titania to spoil me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335094
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335094
That's not roleplaying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335099
Night training.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335087
>No muscles
>not beefy
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Best imp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335094
You have issues. I suggest you work through them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335036
Never. Just being with one is more than enough for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335103
I'd like this, but in troll flavor, please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335105
>>19335106
>>19335117
RPfags mad that somebody doesn't like their

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335133
their posts*
whoops

[Anonymous No.]

Cutest traitor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335133
>>19335135
That is not RPing you pozzed faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335133
>>19335135
Anon. It's time to call it a day and go home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334913
Portals would also imply that they're free to make whatever plans they want. Ever notice that some old content creators recently came back, producing significantly better content than before? Maybe they're being forced to make more content in the demon realm which in turn gets delivered here by a middle man? The more content we consume, the more compatible we become with their ways, and the more ripe we become for capture. All this to raise their numbers until they have enough soldiers to take over humanity and bear human children themselves.

And of course, women who fantasize about becoming monstergirls get dragged in as well, and are forced to breed with other captives to provide more humans to breed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335087
>What's the matter?
>Expecting some softy Titania for a life coach?
>No can do!
>I ain't letting you off till youtr something worth writing home about
>In fact, I don't think I'll let you go after that either

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335094
Seek medical help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335143
It's just as bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335151
>Titania life coach
Not sure how "eat some cake" would help someone but who could say no?

[Anonymous No.]

GRAPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335113
>>No muscles
Anon are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335149
>Spoiler
>Finally get dragged off to the other side instead
>Oh shit, it's actually happening!
>Kept as a human and used as a breeding slave instead
>Aw...
I'd be more angered by the bait and switch than the slavery in that situation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335162
Please. Leave before you say something you'll regret when your episode is over.

[Anonymous No.]

Feel the eel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335151
>you will never be her bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335185
Chubby eel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335185
Just a bit more depression every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335171
Given the properties of the demon realm, they'd probably get monsterized after enough of these lawful evil experiments. It's like wish corruption, but kinkier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335180
I'd love to sire daughters as cute as this Greenworm.

[Anonymous No.]

Girtablilus are cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335180
I want to bully that thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335211

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335190
She probably gets all nice and sweet when it's bedtime. Saying how proud she is of you and not to give up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335180
>I made a salad
>Half of it is gone though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335220
>lifting with my Ogre coach
>weights so heavy I sink into the swamp
Some training montage this is.
>>19335230
It's a mystery!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335230
Caring for a Greenworm is probably a great way to start eating healthier.

I'm always trying to eat more salad, or stock more fruii and veggies around the house, but I get frustrated when anything goes bad.

Damn tomatoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335217
Caterpillars should not be this smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335220
>you will never lick the sweat off her abs

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335258
meant to reply to
>>19335151

[Anonymous No.]

What did she just see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335271
Her wedding ring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335271
humanboi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335259
Daily reminder that Yetis need all that fat to survive winter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335220
>Starts incorporating weekly sessions of 12-hour-straight sex as part of an aerobic workout
>aftercare is full of cuddles, bulk-up food and couple-bathing in a sizeable wooden tub, complete with sensual music, massaging and back-kissing

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon daughters on unicycles!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335271
The whites of my eyes. She didn't realizes he was that close.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335271
The long text I wrote detailing the things I like about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335165
Probably more emotional stuff. Helping you see how silly all your self doubt and emotional hangups were

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335293
Here come dat girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335180
>regret
This is an anonymous website

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335293
now thats something you dont see every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335279
>>19335282
>>19335294
>>19335296

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335310
You can lie to yourself and your minions
You can claim that you haven't a qualm
But you never can run from
Nor hide what you've done from the eyes
The very eyes of Notre Dame

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335302
So a Titania is needed to help out the sadsack Anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335302
This. There would still be lots of cake eating, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335322

[Anonymous No.]

What's your mge girl?
whats your favorite touhou?
Do they have a connecting theme or montif?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335302
If you had that kind of support you would do the impossible. Wouldn't you dare reach for the stars for the sake of your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Vampire
Sakuya
Eh

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>Pharaoh
>Patchy
Not really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335322
Dumb statue
I'll set her tilted up against something in the daytime so she takes a spill when she wakes up!

[Anonymous No.]

The devil is in the detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335338
The blowjob of legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>Medusa
>Yuuka
No, but yokai moe would be cute,on a medusa

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Night Gaunt
Suika
Horns, maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>Kikimora
>Keine
Not really, i like Keine mostly because i'm a historyfag. I also like cowgirls, though they are just not my favorites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335342

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335370
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Crow Tengu.
Yuuka.
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>hellhound
>momiji
>mofu

[Anonymous No.]

How do you get out of this situation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335327
>sadsack anon going on his self-loathing rant
>Titania writing it all down with her favorite fluffy pink pen in a yellow paper, top spiral bound notepad
>visibly struggling to keep up with the pace, but making an earnest effort all the same
>anon finally gets to the end of and just looks emotionally exhausted
>Titania starts going through the notes trying to understand, but is genuinely confused at all the contradictions and exaggerations
>not judgemental or lecturing, just confused and wanting to help
>having them all pointed out like that does help anon realize how silly he's being, and cracks a smile about it for the first time in a long time
>Titania doesn't think she did anything but any progress is a great excuse for cake
>sadsack anon finally enjoys an afternoon with someone for a change

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>wight
>yuyuko
They're both dead I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335384
"He went thataway!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335166
What if a grape snake garapes another grape snake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335384
I tell her I'm allergic to girl cooties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335384
At that point you're already married.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335384
I'd use my hand to caress and massage her body until she became putty, then I'd flip her so I could be on top before I went down on her with my tongue. How is she going to get out of that situation I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Pharaoh
Byakuren Hijiri
Both are stated to be nice and friendly, and reawakened centries after they were sealed away. Also Big Tits!

[Anonymous No.]

What's she reading anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335386
I just want a Titania to hug me and tell me that everything will be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335415
My love letter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335415
How not to be a Sand Dork.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Your childhood friend who disappeared at sea a month ago has returned. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335426
Lotta meat for a dancer

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgur.com/a7ztR3v
Onis are scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335445
My waifu has lots of meat too and has no problem dancing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335448
>instant loss with the male losing
Why is this so rare

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
>Wight
>Flandre and Youmu
Guess I just was into little undead girls all along.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335415
She's reading xionfes Twitter.com Pixiv.net that someone branded on her paw

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334303
>Play dead infront of grizzly bear
>she takes you to the hospital all worried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335475
Read the profile dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335259
>Married yeti
Let your husband feel your snuggle lumps, not me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335500
But anon, You are her husband-

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334491
I have neither the drive and will of Iron-Beast and the skill of Losenis. I simply have crippling alcholism and depression. That and the thread deserves better, truthfully.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my family: say something nice about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335514
The daughteru has a cute hat.

[Anonymous No.]

What if...a bunyip met a night gaunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335495
It's nice you can skip the complicated stuff and just lay down in front of a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Tittyfox.

[Anonymous No.]

>I have come to learn the way of the horsepussy

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You heard the girl, now get to your local Sabbath branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335508
I feel like you said Beast is unskilled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335577
That's because he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335508
>the skill of Losenis
yee boi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Atlach-Nacha and Reimu
They share similar colors and both have lewd armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335495
That's not playing dead, that's just lying down.

[Anonymous No.]

Any ass you want, babe!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335577
He's not wrong
I'm unskilled, at best I'm above your average fanfic writer and at worse I'm the worst constantly active guy here.
I just keep going knowing those better than me have failed and those worse than me have succeeded.

[Anonymous No.]

>In the forest, nobody else around
>nobody's know if I just pounced him
>he's practically asking for it, the slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335576
But none of the types of lolis I want would hang out there.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the best slime. I will fight you if you say otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Troll
Yuuka
Gardening

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335624
The Sabbath is welcoming to all races that can go without those disgusting meatbags

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335617
If a man is pounced in a forest, and nobody's around to hear him, is it rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335632
Dark Slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335335
Dragon
Kagerou
I used to be a mofu slut but I gave in to scales.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone get a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335645
I like small tits, but I also like big tits. It's a no-go.
I'd buy their potions though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335655

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335608
>Implying I wouldn’t have her make it as big as she can manage

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335617
If you hire a MG bodyguard
Who will protect you from the bodyguard when she goes into heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335658

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335587
At least he's getting better.
>>19335612
>Those better than me have failed and those worse than me have succeeded.
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335663
I'd rather tease her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335673
Finger slipped on the post button

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335576
Sabbath belongs in the trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>Who are you?
>I'm you but fluffier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335677
Tease her a lot

[Anonymous No.]

If a man gets raped by a bicorn will he be BLACKED?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335677
Hey, you can tease her while she’s got a massive posterior!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334201
>>19334112
>visit monstergirl 4chan
>first instinct is to act like a thot LONDON
>"btw i'm a guy O.o"
>"but I have a dick :)"

Just treat it like normal 4chan and you'll be fine, you fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335705
He will get Corn'd. Unless she actually is dark skinned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335713
So you mean shitpost like a Cheshire in heat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335713
Thot LONDON?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335655
Are you sure that's all you want?
>An unmatched feeling of pleasure
>They can show it to you
>If you so wish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335697
Clothes are her weakness

[Anonymous No.]

You teach a salamander fighting games.
She teaches you to fight in real life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335747
Pretty damn sure, since I have a wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335632
Shog is her but upgraded x8

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335746
You can't possibly be that new to chan-culture. This board is niche as fuck. You've never noticed that when an anon implies they're a girl they almost always get a "LONDON" response?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335756
>white tio

What kind of bullshit is this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335758
Ah, I see!
Enjoy your potions, and feel free to ask for a refill anytime.
Ufufufu...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335713
>write a story for the human boy thread
>nothing too out of the ordinary, same cute monstergirl-meets-boy, girl and boy enter a lovingly lewd monogamous relationship all the actual monstergirls tend to write
>despite trying to disguise your writing five minutes after you post the story you get a reply
>"this was written by a guy!"
>thread explodes, with Tanuki trying to convince you to write novels for them, Hakus performing word choice analysis to confirm/deny your gender, and impassioned declarations of love from oomukade
>eventually the all the posts are deleted, and you hope that will be the end of it
>a month later, the kiki meido mod shows up to your house, apologizes for the kerfuffle and for taking so long to delete the posts, and says she personally deleted the IP logs so you are totally safe and she will keep it that way
>that would probably be more reassuring if her pupils weren't heart shaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335796
Sabbath a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335645
Yeah, but the ones that aren't sabbath members wouldn't be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335796
What can I say, sometimes I want the small fluff instead of the big fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335747
I'd take 3 or 4 familiars to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335821
>Not being straightforward with your writing and basking in the popularity it brings you
Why would you do that? you could get good shekels if you go the path of the celebrity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335821
I'm sure there would be enough guys so you wouldn't need to worry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335844
I don't think a single male celebrity would last long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335860
Lustful monster may break my hips, but they will never break my jew spirit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335844
>>19335860
>your Tanuki mamager has fantasies of being the one who uplifted you to superstardom and made you who you are today
>your demon lawyer has fantasies of slipping her personal contract into your business ones and keeping you all to herself
>your hellhound and kobold bodyguards develop feelings of wanting to protect you on a personal level, not just on professional one
>Phantom who relates to you on honing your craft
>Otohime who relates to you on the pressures of celebrity life
>obsessive bunyip fangirls
It is a dangerous place to be, certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335796
August can't get here fast enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335796
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3683536

The Sabbath grows stronger every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335907
>mamager
Was that a typo or was it intentional?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335907
>You just end up marrying that cute succubus fan that genuinely loves you and was your childhood friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335980
>childhood friend
>winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336004
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

What hairstyle would your wife have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336051

He's pointing out that harem writers are creatively bankrupt and never have the childhood friend win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335577
I didn't mean to infer that. Beast is proficient at what he does and I enjoy his Roulette stories. If I wanted to shit talk him I'd do it to his face in a place other than here rather than take the passive-aggressive route.

On the plus side, he at least doesn't write Groucho Marx tier dialogue like the bastard child of ManyEyedHydra and Joss Whedon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Was it really so hard to just leave this chart with numbers instead of wacky labels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Hime cut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336066
why dont they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336066
>>19335980
>succubus wistfully bought your novel expecting the childhood friend character to lose, just like in all the other romance novels she read lately
>sees a character somewhat like herself show up in that role
>almost drops the story, assuming it is going to be too painful
>presses on, and is rewarded by the ending
>"her" character winning is what gave her the motivation to get back into contact with you
Don't ask your wife why there are tiny water stains on that copy of the novel, she'll be too embarrassed to tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Oni with bitch curls, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336066
Love Hina had childhood friend end, tho'
And it's like the ultimate haremshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
>not the numbered version
>the one with shitty and unfitting names

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
I'm liking that Oneesan cut a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336111
Childhood friends are normally used as part of introducing the protagonist's situation before the inciting incident, meaning she by definition is not the "main premise" girl. Additionally, they're the easiest to emotionally torture because of their existing long-term bond with the protagonist, which makes for jucier drama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
>Nothing with hair longer than shoulder length
Then I'll go with short and lots of mofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
the mum haircut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Yanki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336078
I honestly liked his Roulette series. Though i wish he continued with the whole plot thing with England going apeshit because of the monsters and the mage appearing more often. It seemed like it was going somewhere interesting but i guess he decided to focus on the girls themselves instead. Nothing wrong about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336111

Because it's easier (and probably less risky) to just copy a known formula rather than be original.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
This is quite a good ref sheet for commissions

I might use it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336165
I did that with another version of that chart and loved the result so I'd recommend it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336183
Alright. Which one do you think would fit best on a lich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336208
The dead mum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336213
God damn you anon.
I didn't even see that one until now.

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>>19336208
The third one in the shoujo protag starter kit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336233
That's basically just her cannon hair, just slightly more ruffled,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336256
It's also really cute and I bet it feels nice.

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>>19336256
Huh, so it is.
Maybe hot principal and a slightly different colour from the profile one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336213
Would Liches be bad moms?

[Anonymous No.]

Valley cows

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>>19336256
Is being short prerequisite for being a lich?
Surely there most be tall ones out there, that'd make them a lot more intimidating and menacing as necromancers.

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>>19336355
Shit cows.

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>>19336320
A Lich is very careful with preserving her hair so that her husband may give her headpats and stroke her hair after a long day of work.

>>19336321
That dose sound nice.
what color should it be? I kind of like the gray/silver hair. And I don't really like black hair on a lick. What about brown or blond?

>>19336358
>Is being short prerequisite for being a lich?
No. It's just the most common for them I'd imagine.
>Surely there most be tall ones out there, that'd make them a lot more intimidating and menacing as necromancers.
That's kind of what I was going for too.

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>>19336369
Maybe still silver with a slight hint of blonde in there could work, just enough to tell it's there but not enough to make it too different.

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>>19336369
Don't forget lots of cuddles, anon.

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>>19336355
Really big cows. Would moo at.

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>>19336377
>Maybe still silver with a slight hint of blonde in there could work
So something like pic related?
I Think that would work perfectly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336389
Oh I more meant them being mixed into one colour like a silverish blonde for the entire thing.

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>>19336381
You must never forget to cuddle your lich anon. God have mercy on you if you forget to do that.

>>19336393
Ah, so platinum blonde then?

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>>19336369
I want to see a neolithic shaman-type Lich!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336409
>Ah, so platinum blonde then?
Yes, I can't believe I forgot that was the word for it.

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>>19336150
Going by the talk he had with the thread just before the basilisk one I think we scared him away from that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336409
Oh I doubt she'd do anything too drastic if anon forgot to cuddle her one day before going to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Hime cut is the patrician choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336389
Mommy!

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>>19336422
I like both the idea of platinum blond lich and one with hair like >>19336389
Not sure with which one I will go with.

>>19336413
>neolithic shaman-type Lich
Go on...

>>19336429
I mean, she would probably be puting a lot. And demand he make up for by making a double cuddle session later.

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>>19335010
Pubic hair!
Impregnating!
Fluffy!
Passion!
Yuel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336452
>>neolithic shaman-type Lich
>Go on...
She's wearing tattered smoked leather and has a braid and a lot of bone and tooth jewelry

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>>19336452
Nobody can handle double cuddles!

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>>19336351
MGs wouldn’t be bad moms. At least I don’t think so.
I mean I couldn’t see a deadbeat MG mom, they’re too loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336505
White Horns are nice moms even if it's not their daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336351
Mantis would be bad moms.

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>>19336465
This + the hair style we were just talking about sounds 10/10.
Cofee still has their commission open, right?

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>>19336355
I remember years back on MGU somebody wrote a profile for a strawberry holstaur that would try to groom a shota into her husband by working as a babysitter. Sadly I think it got deleted, and I never found it again.

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>>19336525
Kuudere moms would be fine moms. Better than Nacho moms.

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>>19333914
She plays in her free time but she's a bit of a completionist about it all.

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>>19333965
Kiki has a bit of an eastern european accent given her family history.

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>>19336527
>Cofee still has their commission open, right?
He was going to raise his prices at the start of this month but he hasn't done it yet, he's currently in a "preorder now before prices go up" sort of state
I emailed him about an off-profile the other day but I haven't heard back yet. Waiting for the initial reply always makes me a little nervous for some reason

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>>19336520
As would lamia moms I imagine.

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>>19336138
>>19336151
I think people the message is that you shouldn't be tied to the past (childhood friend) and instead move toward the future (main girl)

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder what cute girls I could meet at a local bar.

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>>19336425
To be fair memes only live so long
And people were getting sick of the dark london thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Last anime/hentai you watched is now MGE based
GO!

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>>19336602
>To be fair memes only live so long
dead memes can still dream

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>>19336610
>DxD
Nice.

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>>19336610
I really think making the last hentai I watched involve MGE girls is a bad idea.

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>>19336610
Does Redline count?
It had better fucking count.

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>>19336610
>megalo box
Gearless joe would piss off gremlims

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>>19336610
animated?

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>>19336647
He'd also make them cry

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>>19336610
>Persona 5 the animation
Well this is interesting.
>>19336647
But make the Salamanders wet.

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>>19336602
Can't get annoyed at the best theory about the setting.
It's why people try to push the roulette on other people, so they can see what can be done without Beast's limits.

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>>19336647
If joe pissed them off... what about yuri and that dude with the AI gear?

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>>19336610
>Victoria Maid Maria

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>>19336610
>Darling in the Franxx
What little plot there is falls apart, but little else changes. Let's go back one further.

>Full Metal Panic
Amalgam is trying to SUCC Kaname. Nami would be a gremlin, but no less dead. I bet Tessa would be like a closet pervert weresheep.

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>>19336610
>Nee shijo?
So I'm fucking my blood related monster sister? I'm ok with that

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>>19336679
Yuri would make them go ballistic

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>>19336610
>Usagi Drop
oh no

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>>19336694
Considering what he does monsterkind would loose their shit at such an ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336686
Jesus fuck Maria is already a semen demon of the highest caliber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336727
I feel like this is a situation in which nothing changes, aside from a fluffier maid.

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>>19336647
>>19336661
>>19336670
>>19336716
Context please

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>>19336715
>Man adopts a cute monster girl
>Lovely family life ensues
That would fit MGE very well
Actual spoiler bellow:
He ends up dating the adopteru too just like how it would go down with a monster girl

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>>19336746
What race would the daughter be? Judging by the anime's title would she make a good loli wererabbit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336738
MC of Megalo Box enters a fighting tournament with people using exoskeletons with just his bare fists.

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>>19336765
She's too pure and competent to be a Wererabbit, rabbit girls are useless at everything but breeding
I'm having a blank on what species she would be
>Innocent
>Cute
>Obedient
>Mature for her age
>Responsible
>Somewhat emotionally repressed
>Dominant at times
I'm thinking Devil/Demon but she lacks their malice and lewdness

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>>19336150
I still enjoy it regardless for that reason. I don't ask for much when it comes to reading stuff, just something that isn't pretentious or too full of itself. I do applaud Beast for not letting a few vocal people get to him and scare him off. He at least has options, all this one really has is shit like the 'dreaded TFT' or a cesspit of nerds who make a board for the speed of a thread like /monster/.

Anyway, enjoy your day, Anon.

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>>19336781
Fighter type monstergirls who watched that one would be found unconscious mid-schlick.
Gremlins on the other hand would want to hatefuck the MC.

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>>19336806
Anubis

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>>19336811
Nah, they'd want to hatefuck the antagonist.

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>>19336824
Close to a perfect fit
Would you enjoy being waken up early by your Anubis adopteru who insists on cooking breakfast with you even though she's just 6?

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>>19336824
>>19336854
I'd feel a bit proud of her. Gotta keep an eye on her while pretending to read the papers though.

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>>19336686
Kiki's probably use it as an education video anyway.

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>>19336806
Would she make a good mouse who tries her best?

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>>19336854
If she was a few years older than that, there would be a different kind of an enjoyable perfect fit.

[Anonymous No.]

For fucks sake, do not have sex with your kids.

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>>19337033
I don't see why I would.

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>>19336063
Would you believe me if I said a Shog would have The Fighter's Fringe?

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>>19337033
They're not yours for real if they're adopted.

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>>19336063
The Twintails, but on lazy days The Grudge.

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>>19336063
Jinko has Lockheart special, Cheshire has the otakushit imotou

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>>19336063
Battle Braid, definitely.

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>>19336610
>Cromartie
Fucking yes please.

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>>19336063
The mean girl leader is the closest. She's not mean at all though.

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>>19336610
>Trigun
Well. This one's a fun ride.

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>>19337205
Pitch it to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Alps!

Completely straight and heterosexual!

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>>19337205
>God I hate those girls at Bass high

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>>19337244
>>19337275
>Something seems off about Mechazawa.

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>>19337244
I just want to see a bunch of weirdo delinquent monster girls trying and failing to clumsily seduce the one normal guy in class.

>normal-kun drops a pencil
>huge oni tries to suck on it to look sexy
>ends up eating it whole while thinking about normal-kun
>he looks horrified
>she grabs the rest of his pencils and runs away
>she's so embarrassed she just drinks and shlicks in a corner for the rest of the episode

>the other clueless delinquents start arguing over how best to get his interest
>"What if I hospitalize him really gently?"
>"No, you gotta get a normal haircut and put on a pretty dress!"
>"You sure you don't just elbow-drop him?"
>"Maybe mechazawa-chan will know."

[Anonymous No.]

It is quite late and I don't know if I'll turn this into an actual story, so I'm just going to post the greentext I've managed to write until now.

>Be Snakehandler in the holy land.
>Survive by doing shows for the common people and whatnot.
>You became fairly well-known within the lands due to word of mouth.
>You are now the Legendary Snakehandler. Since there's no other Snakehandler to be compared to.
>One day while performing, a knight barges in and announces that you were called to the Pope.
>Oh_fuck.jpeg.
>Go there since it's the fuckin' Pope.
>Eventually arrive, Pope asks for your help since a devilish snake has taken over one of the adjacent kingdoms and you're rumored to be the Legendary Snake Handler.
>Tell him that you're not fit for the job and that the name was just a joke. They're taking it seriously.
>The Pope now demands it.
>You can't say no to the Pope.
>Be sent there, into a land of depravity.
>Go towards the big sand triangle. That's where the snake is, apparently.
>The road there is eerie, kind of empty too. You keep hearing weird noises though.
>Weird half-snake girls come approach you, drop all of your spaghetti.
>Snakehandler skills come in by instinct, you don't even know what you're doing.
>Next thing you know they're all writhing on the ground, moaning, and you're just standing there like an idiot.
>Eventually get to the pyramid. The big cats, bandaged women, and doggo girls are too distracted to notice you. Since they're procreating. It's disturbing and fascinating at the same time.
>Enter the fancy golden room, expecting some kind of giant snake.
>Instead, you see another one of those weird half-snake girls. Except that she's completely purple.
>Also, there's this one bronze-skinned girl kneeling next to her wearing a skimpy maid outfit or something similar to it.
>Blood was already rushing to your funstick because of fear, but now some arousal was thrown in too. But it was mostly fear.
>Snake lady says starts a monologue, saying some ara aras~ and Fufufus~. While she does that, you sneak up behind her and grab her by the back of her head.
>Apparently that was a good move, since she's now turned into putty.
>Try to be scary by leaning in to whisper threats into her ear, but that seems to have the opposite effect. She's getting restless.
>Her tail is starting to wrap around your legs, so you grab the tip and squeeze. Back to putty.
>Look towards the kneeling girl from earlier, searching for some support but she's... doing questionable things at the moment, so you decide to just ignore her.
>While you were not paying attention to her, the grape snek managed to turn around, so you're just grabbing her by the neck at this point.
>Squeezing would be a terrible idea, so you just stare awkwardly back at her. This goes on for a little bit.
>At some point, you notice that the tip of her tail feels heavier.
>You check and see that she has coiled her tail around your entire arm.
>You are now in a bad situation.
>Also, you have neglected the fact that unlike snakes, she has arms. A terrible overlook on your part.
>Arms that she is using to embrace you at the moment.
>And judging by the things she is now whispering into your ear, your fate has already been sealed.
>The tables have turned, you are now the one being handled by the snake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337316
>yeah, you're right
>hey, mechazawa?
>did you change your shampoo? you smell really nice
>why yes, thank you for noticing

[Anonymous No.]

>Apophis wife
>She's a dominatrix
>3 sex slaves
>The pharaoh and her two best servants (1 anubis and 1 sphinx)
>The slaves obey our orders without question
>Get to enjoy the best of both words: dominating and being dominated
What could do wrong?

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>>19337346
>No, that's not it!

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>>19337333
Lewd but I approve.

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>>19337384
Now I need a version of the recycled reaction shot but with a cheshire and a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337394
Ah yes, a Pharaoh's proper place

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337408
A jinko with a pink ahoge?

>>19337429
It doesn't have to be this way.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to Porcers and order the Meat Lovers Special. That's where a plump P'orc, Holst, Harpy come and feed you sausages, a burger, and wings while giving you special services. Order it Carnivore style and they throw in a B'orc.

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>>19337444
Meat is nasty.

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>>19337440
They'd probably have weird hairstyles all around, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337444
What happens if I pop a stiffy while they’re feeding me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337523
You'll wake up after your meal in bed with your three new wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337440
Orphan Apophises should be adopted by young single human men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337575
Gonna spoil mine with sweets

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337575
Gonna spoil mine with cum!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337523
That's what the 'special services' are for. You're not the only one who will get some tasty meat.

[Anonymous No.]

I really want to lewd my pure Alice imouto.
>have clingy Alice imouto
>she loves you so much her body has already recognized you as her husband and started changing to fit your tastes
>now her shortstack figure looks out of place next to her other normal loli friends
>you can do a lot of naughty stuff with her and she either won't remember it or won't understand that it's lewd
>come home from school one day to find her waiting at the door for you with a red face and making a puddle of love juices
>she lifts her skirt to show you the two exact replicas of your dick shoved inside her, one up her butt and the other in her pussy, causing her stomach to bulge a bit
>"Onii-chan, I kept these in all day just like you asked."
>pat her on the head and tell her she's such a good girl, making her giggle cutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
Probably the dead mum, hot principal, or hentai milf

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336610
Kakegurui. Gambling High School with a bunch of MG's, hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337622
>Single, warrior anons spoils his adopteru into a personal princess.
>Grows up to be where theres a spoiled, chubby daughteru of some big, buff warrior anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
My wife rocks the bitch curls/onee-san combo with hair over her left eye!

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>>19337714
Too lewd.
This is how you start taking manticore venom, filling her holes to the brim, and having her go to school plugged upand hoping no-one else notices.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you "milk" a manticores venom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336610
futabu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337361
the part where dominatrix is fucking trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337622
>>19337632
Don't spoil the apophis adopteru. Dick responsibly so she grows into a good girl and a good waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337784
you ask for a barb and hope she doesn't just stick you instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337812
Nyet, she's getting all the sweets!
Because she's daddy's special snek!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19332995
So what are those big golden egypt spider things supposed to be? A newer MGE entry?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337867
Just edited soldier beetles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337770
I'm pretty sure I would get way too carried away after seeing her cute face ahegao as she enjoys Onii-chan's cock
>she stumbles into class the next morning on weak legs, looking like she's nine months pregnant
>because she forgot getting filled, she just thinks she ate a really big breakfast that morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337892
>Hey Alice, what did you eat?
>"I dunno, but Onii-chan said I drank a lot of juice!"

Too pure for her own good

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337878
kuudere bugs are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337962
>Mantis
>Soldier beetle
Isn't that all? You're not wrong, but I wish there were more examples.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338172
I would love to marry a girty bandit and have her as my wife, be I a proper noble or a random schlub.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna heal a battle scarred manticore!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
The war took one hell of a toll on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338201
Maybe it's a manticore that lost several times to the same guy and is getting desperate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338201
>>19338192
Battle-scarred girls are best for impregnating and making into wives.
Can you imagine the look on her face when she holds her first daughteru?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19333965
I like to think my troll wife would have a country accent, like maybe Kentucky or Louisiana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
I want to give her a better life and one cute daughter to cherish

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
Melon drew those thighs too skinny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338259
considering her scars and what she has been through, I wouldn't be surprised if she was recovering from some messed up malnutrition

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338280
Those tids imply otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338172
Ooh, looks to be an apophis-aligned girtablilu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338298
Thats true. I didn't notice originally.
Now it looks odd without wider hips and thicker thighs

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know why but every time I think of a story idea lately it has something to do with themes like death, reincarnation, discovering love, and the tragedy of a long life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
Is she talking about auto-cunnilingus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19334200
I had a gf like this. It was horrible. Of all the crazy gfs she was the unfun one. I even preferred the bite n scratch yan alcoholic to her. Whatever floats your boat, guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338382
*Facepalms* Sure thing fella. That's what the artist was going for. Good luck with your fetish, desu.

[Anonymous No.]

Ooh, he's trying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338439
>*action*
Fuck off and never come back

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338445
Its a poor attempt, he shouldn't have lead with the action.
Cheshire-san would be disappointed

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338412
Normie get out

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to be the big spoon, even if its a girl like a mino or an oni.
They love being the little spoon!
Works 100% of the time, 70% of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338488
Spooning is challenging when she's got a small car's worth of fluffy tail attached to her backside, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338496
You just gotta immerse yourself in the fluff to get there.
You can do it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338496
That raises a good question: how do foxes with a whole lotta mofu drive cars? I imagine they'd get in the way a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>more than a month since the last new girl
Yamete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338509
I mean, I wouldn't want it to be uncomfortable for her either. It might work as a tail blanket though.

>>19338532
Polymorph or phasing magic.
Or using alternative means of transportation altogether.
Foxes have got to take up massive amounts of space in subway cars. Though I bet monsters would get them made extra roomy anyway, on account of big MGs like oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338488
If my wife wanted to be the big spoon she'd just shove her wings and tail on my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338570
Thats why you must remain the big spoon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338540
Listen anon, drawing up a perfect grill like Wonderland Centaur or Undead Centaur takes a lot time, effort, and heart.

Why do you think the family group they are a part of are all wildly successful?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338619
Your memes will forever be dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338573
But depending on her mood I might get a face of wingful and her tail dragging along my face every minute or so. I wouldn't be able to sleep unless I gave in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338556
>be on a train
>rush hour hits and it gets packed like a sardine can
>you're pressed up behind a fox, stuffed into her mofu
>she just looks back and ara aras as her tails wrap around you
And thats how Anon wound up a mofu slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338627
Ah but you see you've acknowledged them as something moderately well known such as a meme.

Do what you must, I have already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338488
>big spooning a sandworm by getting up on the back of her shell and hugging

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think this squirrel may have impure intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338540

We won't get any regular new girls until KC finally finished World Guide 3. Thankfully it looks like KC will actually get it done this time, so we'll at least get plenty of content once it's translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338634
I can think of worse ways to spend a rush hour commute.
The hard part is not missing your stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338667

Good. I love perverts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338634
>Riding a elevator with 2 9-tails.

[Anonymous No.]

You know how in the MG roulette for basilisk she got a gremlin-made mask to stop her evil eye?
Would the same thing work for minotaur and the red rage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338727
>inari is one of the most powerful magic users on the planet
>it's actually just because she was incredibly awkward when she was young and needed more and more efficient ways of hiding her tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338748
All you need for that is tinted lenses. Forget gremlins, even a primitive lens maker could manage that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338754
>keeps apologizing every time she accidentally baps you in the face with a tail
>(un?)fortunately, her tails seem to act of their own accord every time she takes her attention off of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338754
Who said they were inari?
They could be youkos who know exactly what they're doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338812
>a tail is basically wrapped around your wrist
>you're about to tell her about it, but as you look over you can see her peacefully napping
>she seems to be having a wonderful dream
>you decide to just leave her like that and save her the embarrassment, falling asleep yourself
>when you wake up later, she's gone, and for the next month she has all tails disappeared by magic at all times along with massive blushing whenever your eyes meet

[Anonymous No.]

What do tanukis hate the most?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
Cheapstakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338878
If that's what she wants to do. No tails means a clear view of dat ass. Not sure what she will find more embarrassing, her tails or my staring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
Counterfit money

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
>You will never serve with a monster girl
>You will never experience the horrors of war together
>You will never fall in love and help each other heal after your tours end

[Anonymous No.]

Do alraunes have problems with honeybees collecting their nectar?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
A husband that recklessly spends her money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
Taxes. Not even mamono mana can beat the IRS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338922
Where does Alraune nectar even come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338812
>>19338878
Her friend doesn't seem to mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338192
i wanna put my head on her tummy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338938
That's a lot of fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
Wonderland coin, it was just supposed to be a stupid meme, how was she supposed to know they would be going for so much now?
She could have made so much money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338922
Doubtful, since the process "ripens" their nectar and enables it to be a even stronger attractant for men. Hence alraunes likely usually encourage it, at least until they are married.

>>19338935
Given they can give nectar through their kiss, I presume its produced by their saliva and perhaps other body fluids. Probably flows out of the flower itself too to provide the main pool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338935
it's pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338964
Enough fluff for her boyfriend and best friend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338979
If you marry an Alraune, can you also marry her Bee attendants?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339025
>Beekeeper with several honey bee and a alraune wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339025
I want to marry a big mommy Alraune with two little loli Honeybees she's 'adopted'!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19336063
I would like to buy a Wolf Girl with Delicious Delinquent.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens to a Honey bee girl if you yank on her sting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339025
Maybe, as the alraune nectar entry notes:

>Also, in the case that the alraune is already married, the nectar will be ripened by the alraune and her husband showing off having sex in front of the honey bees. The honey bees being shown may get the urge to join in themselves, or hurry back home to have sex with their own husband, so it's pretty unbearable for them.

On another note, it seems the whole "skin you can suck on like a lollipop" is a fetish alraunes in general cater too, not just the barometz, and monsters that apply alraune nectar also get such suckable skin.

>Furthermore, by rubbing this nectar into their own skin on a daily basis, the honey bees are able to attract men, making it so that they have a wonderful body that men want to suck all over even more.

>In recent years, other monsters have also taken notice of the effect of this nectar on beauty. In order to attract a wonderful man to be their husband, and have him suck all over their body, they eat plenty of nectar and rub plenty of it into their body.

Would you like your favored monster girl to use the nectar for this tasty effect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339117
Isn't that more or less Kagerou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339125
>role reversal where you clean up a messy maid covered in honey
Lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339125
I find older ladies desperately clinging to youth endearing, so sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339125
But wife eels are already covered in delicious slime. Maybe for a change, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339125
>Would you like your favored monster girl to use the nectar for this tasty effect?
I could see trying it with my waifu once or twice, especially if we get to massage the stuff into each other. I'd also be very okay with my waifu honeying up our daughteru for me as a surprise, or me honeying up our daughteru for my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339125
Hell yes I would.
Optimally lickable skin is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339172
What about a mischievous girl who applies the nectar to your skin because she knows you get embarrassed by her licking it off of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339156
Why must you always treat your daughter like a sex toy KDF?

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never be the new farmhand at a Monster Girl Farm and instantly be popular with all the different groups.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339221
>>>/c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339221
That's a lotta milk. Gonna make me some yogurt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339221
Herding were-sheep with the incredibly shaggy sheepdog kobold! Rewarding her with headpats and ball games for all her hard work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339217
She's just really submissive anon, it's her fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339217
As a fellow incestfag i can attest that some lolis are just meant to be sex toys for either their brother or father.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339203
Would probably not go well, or at least be less sexy than humorous because I am an extremely ticklish fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339246
>>19339247
The absolute state of pedophiles

[Anonymous No.]

Look! Look! Are you looking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339242
I bet that Kobold can rescue me from the smug, sexy Satyrs who tease me during work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339263
Welcome to the thread, enjoy your stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339221
The smug in those brown cows, goddamn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339263
Cunny is king here anon, get used to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339304
Those aren't cows, but yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339304
They're far too lewd as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339305

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaty, hairy Whitehorn armpits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339330
>Lewd farmgirls who know exactly how to fluster city boys
How could any man's virginity survive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339330
No fucking kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339382
No Farmhand has lasted more than 3 days without riding the GOAT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339324
I'm a fan of EMG, but dang the way that arc ended was disappointing. Anybody actually caring about anyone as individual characters? Heck no! All any of them really wanted was to be milked a certain way and they happily all turned yuri!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339305
Stop saying cunny anon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339471
What happens if you pull a Kitsune's tail?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go on a date night with my manticore wife where I get a sub monstergirl who's out on the prowl for cock, like an Alp or something like that, into a hotel room and we dominate the shit out of her.

I'm talking pumping her full of venom, forcing her to eat my cum out of my wife's tailpussy, pussypussy and asshole while I pound her in all three of her fuckholes like a jackhammer but deny her creampies by pulling out and pumping it into my wife's holes.

And I want to do it once a week while a baby sitter watches the daughterus. Like....Friday night. Saturday is for slow, sensual cuddlesex in the missionary position all for the purpose of getting more daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339471
Building an electric charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339382
>big brown cow walks up to anon and dangles her overall-covered milk tanks in front of him
>"See anything ya like, city slicker?"
I'd be done for after that

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339490
Won't your daughterus catch on once you keep bringing new wives home?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339478
>young boy playing around at a shrine
>spots a fluffy tail and runs up to it, grabbing onto the end before yanking on it
>the tail's owner turns around, a 1000 year old Kitsune
>for the first time in a long time, her smile falters and her eyes open
Looks like she's either finally found herself a husband, or will shepherd him off to one of the younger maidens so he can play with her tail instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339499
Uh......shit. You got me there. Oh well, they get another mom and some more little sisters eventually. I'm gonna end up with one hundred children eventually. Might run out of names desu.

[Anonymous No.]

>Working on part three of a story
>Mind has already wandered on to part four
Every goddamn time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339514
>I'm gonna end up with one hundred children eventually. Might run out of names desu.
People like you disgust me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339517
>He doesn't write early drafts for the whole story first
Scrub

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339524
That only happens when I'm not flying by the seat of my pants. Doesn't help that the story usually changes directions during the writing process, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339521
Not him, but my waifu is gonna end up a broodmomster one way or another, so a hundred daughters is just inevitable. Plus, they'd be so adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339517
>working on a story
I can't relate to this, it's too unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339517
Oh please
>Working on part 3
>Already have some ideas for part 5
>Framework for part 6
>Several side stories to work on
>Currently WRITING one such side story
And to top it all off
>Part 4 is the least well-developed

And by parts, I don't mean chapters, but entire stories in a series.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339521
Having an impregnation fetish involves lots of pregnancy which equals lots of children. Can't help what gets me diamonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339531
Any self respecting man would take quality over quantity any day anon, that's all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339527
>Doesn't help that the story usually changes directions during the writing process, either.
That's the point of an early draft though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339544
But anon, every daughter is quality! Even if you have dozens of them! Especially if you have dozens of them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339562
I just think it's wrong to force your daughterus to be in constant competition for parental attention and love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339567
There's plenty of parental attention and love to go around anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339567
No competition when you have an anubutt daughteru running schedules for daddy time

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339478
What if you pulled any beastman's tail?
A hellhounds?
A werecat/sphinx/Cheshires?
A orc/high orc?
A manticores?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339617
I keep looking for an excuse to post this pic. Here you go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339648
>pull a Lizard's tail
>it comes off
>KYAAAAA TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339648
>orc/h'orc
Sproink

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338488
Sometimes you've got to be the little spoon anon, it's never a bad thing to be cared for, at least for a little bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339655
Can you eat it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339648
>A hellhounds?
Growling followed by playful rape
>A werecat/sphinx/Cheshires?
Hissing followed by angry rape
>A orc/high orc?
BUIIIII!!!!!
>A manticores?
She's too quick. Instead of pulling it, her tail sucks your hand into it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339721
Them's good eats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339722
Like the animation from SOMA?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339735
Yes, but a bit more on the sexual side...maybe, if she isn't feeling like her sadistic self that is

[Anonymous No.]

>I found these

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339830
While her hands are full I'll open that bow holding her robe together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339830
Should have waited for them to grow more before plucking them off the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338894
Sugar water

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339721
>>19339734
Cooking with /jp/
Tonight's episode: Cooking waifu tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339865
What does reptile meat taste like? I've never had any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339722
i both want a chesh to return the favor of a heckin rudeness and to be caught by a manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339722
imagine the death glare a manticore shoot you with if she caught you trying to pull her tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339497
I'd bet by the end of the day you'd be laying on her bed, desperately trying to escape the unbreakable grip of her tits on your dick as you stain her cleavage white.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339945
You'd definitely get stung by her tail.

>Aww, what's wrong? Need my help to get rid of that erection?

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to school with a Manticore
>Bully her
Guys, this is great

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339945
i want to walk up to a fully surfaced sandworm that is just monstrously larger than me and pat her back until she turns to look at me for a moment before i vanish in a comically wide mouth gulp

[Anonymous No.]

You guys do anything interesting for monoeye day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340018
Today I don't feel like doing anything~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340018
Is it acceptable to cum in your wife's eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340033
Kind of unavoidable, really. She should just learn to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340038
I mean would she be cool with doing it deliberately?

Like cumming on your wife's face during marital fun time, but you aim directly in the eye instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340018
I want to make other monster girls into monoeyes.
What monster girls would be better as monoeyes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340030
>Giant cyclops loli is just as big as you are
Is it still considered loli in that case?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339874
Like chicken. No, it's not a fucking joke either. I live down here in florida, and I couldn't tell gator from chicken if you put them side by side on a plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340049
By the standards of her people, yes.
>>19340052
Well birds are dinosaurs so it makes some sense I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340030
Same, just wanna lay around with the waifu
>>19340033
Not recommended for hygenic reasons
>>19340045
Dead ones!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340049
Probably half human

[Anonymous No.]

If you had two monster girl wives and were away for a long time, would they try to have sex with one another to some sexual relief. Or would they both just sit there sexually frustrated until you come back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340074
Maybe, but it's far more likely they'd take pictures of themselves in lewd poses and send them to me. Maybe even together

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to debate on which monster girl I could cosplay. Is there any good Oni art?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating out a Manticore's tail while fucking her in the ass
>Eating out a Manticore's ass while fucking her tail
Which of these is better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19339953
Why would I want to escape heaven? The only reason I'd want to take it out of her tits is so I can pump some calf batter into her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340092
>Trying to debate on which monster girl I could cosplay.
Frigging Alps, I swear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340092
Sounds like you should go for Alp, faget

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340101
I mean, it was either an Oni or a Minotaurus. I don't got the fuckin' money for a lamia tail or Harpie wings, and I'm already bulked out for my Shehulk so I'm rolling with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340134

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340095
making her tail fuck her own ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>19337808
>implying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19338488
This is a load of shit,fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340180
nobody respects somebody who likes to dress like a retard and get beat

[Anonymous No.]

>>19332995
>I never realized the kobold image has a little doggy bowl in her bag

I wonder what other cute things are hiding in the profiles that I just never noticed before.

Actually now that I'm thinking about kobolds, I just thought of something really, really fucking sad and it's actually bringing me to fucking tears.

What if they're like normal dogs in that if you accidentally step on their paws or bump into them in the dark they just CAN'T understand that it was an accident and think you hit them on purpose.

Though it's also giving me the somewhat funny image of her dragging him to couple's counseling by pulling on his sleeve with her teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340237
For reference about the doggy bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340209
>REEEEE stop having different fetishes than me
Also it never even said anything about "dressing like a retard"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340237
>they just CAN'T understand that it was an accident and think you hit them on purpose.
I-it's okay honey, she knows you only hit her because you love her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340237
Wait, would people here feed their wives with a dog bowl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340267
It's either that or the paper plates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340267
>>19340241
I don't know, man. In the image she's keeping it in a little satchel, along with the hold for her leash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340267
During sex games yes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340245
if you're into that faggot shit then somebody is gonna end up looking like a person you laugh at for his public failings and is such a loser he considers shooting up a place because MUH LEGIT FETISH

[Anonymous No.]

i want an ushi to corner me in an extra large shower so long as she keeps any soaped areas away from my penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340301
>t. upset maledomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340310
nah m8 perfectly ok with all the rape girls but getting beat in a retard suit is for faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340313
You have mental health problems I take it? Please take your medication and stop crusading against your perceived enemies on the internet. Nobody here is out to get you. You're not important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340320
nobody is special

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340313
>but getting beat in a retard suit
No one said anything about being in a "retard suit" you moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340322
If nobody's special then everybody is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340325
if there is a dominatrix in the room you can expect a cheezit droolin lookin boi who goes on the shortbus

[Anonymous No.]

Take the hooks outta your mouths dipshits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340327
do you think life would be exciting or terrifying when fairy wife shrinks you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340336
>Kids I Shrunk Honey!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340331
Anon what are you even talking about
You're yelling about shit no one said
Why are maledomfags so autistic

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340339
not a maledomfag just against retards getting beat with whips in a retard suit being accepted

[Anonymous No.]

>>19335545
I'm sick and tired of seeing Sub shit popping up in these threads. He fucking abandoned us and now wastes his time sucking the cocks of other artists and drawing shitty cosplay-tier donutsteels. Don't fucking post his garbage characters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340342
No one said anything about retard suits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340338
ah hell i got pixie and fairy mixed up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340342
Oh look a dominatrix species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340346
He wants to wear one though, that's why he can't stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

HEY, YOU KNOW WHATS GREAT, YOU IDIOTS? FUCKING MONSTER GIRLS

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340360
I say dear, that is a rather silly thing to argue about.

[Anonymous No.]

i wanna minotaur to violate my mouth with her tongue !

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6673681/heatwave-portuguese-man-o-war-british-beaches/

[Anonymous No.]

is pixie just a better fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340367
It's not even an animal, it's a colony of animals!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340368
I consider the faries in general to be quite dull.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340373
fairy seems made to satisfy the cum inflation fetish but they're basically just onaholes whereas pixie can grow/shrink you or herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340373

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340390
I dunno, i guess im just don't like the childish personalities and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340380
on second thought it is kind of hot thinking about your fairy wife stuffing herself with husband joystick from inside your pants while out in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340390
Daijobu, daijobu little Fairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340393
i feel you anon its the reason why i can't like titania either because its actually just an adult child

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340367
>Angler fish thankfully never

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340393
Neither do I. I don't like the large insertion stuff either.

>>19340395
They try their best.

[Anonymous No.]

Behold! The forgotten slime!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340414
But that's no red no matter how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340414
all is inferior before that which is shog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340402
Well at least it depends on the setting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340327
I’m not one for monogamy in mge or the smaller racies, but I’ll be damned if I wouldn’t marry the smt 3 pixie friend you make at the start of the game.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to mess with a tiny Lich with visible ribs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340440
just say skeleton

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340429
>Mercedes
>Liking a fairy that wanted a monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

Now that I think about it, why hasn't anyone made porn of onigashima?
Magic boy getting a harem of oni women and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340350
I like the pixie. She and the cockatrice are probably my two favorite forgotten breeds out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340461
>MGE onigashima
>Man heads to an island with a kakuen, werewolf and harpy and ends up marrying the along with a harem of oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340455
Didn't she love ingway before he became the darkova?

[Anonymous No.]

Time to get ahead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340461
There are some works, but most of them are sequels to Momotaro, rather than a retelling of the original.
https://exhentai.org/g/834738/ed86550f1f/
https://exhentai.org/g/917944/16e459215f/
https://exhentai.org/g/1103543/5dc1504d59/

>>19340509
I'd love to get her head.

[Anonymous No.]

>Bapho homestay
>About a decade older than you
>One night she complains that her room is too cold
>Half-asleep, you mumble something about turning up the furnace
>She asks if she can just sleep with you tonight
>You agree, just wanting to get back to sleep
>She strips down into her underwear
>She spends the entire night grinding her body against you, specifically your crotch
>You pop a boner, but continue trying to sleep
>Each passing minute she gets more and more frustrated
>She turns around to face you and straight up gives you a handjob
>You shift over onto you stomach to get her to stop
>Persistent, she starts to nibble and lick your ear and neck
>After a couple hours she gives in and just falls asleep
>Finally, you get some peaceful rest
Never give into those devilish Sabbath girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340729
Too late, I gave into them long ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340784
Forget me giving in to them, they need to try and avoid giving in to me!

[Anonymous No.]

People who have been in classic rock bands are kind of old now. Would they become targets of the Sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340805
Only if said Sabbath is of a darker complexion.

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing wrong with the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340809
Would they kidnap older musicians to do live performances and draw in more older men, or would they make their own cover bands?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340858
>driving with the radio open
>Sounds of Silence comes on
>it's an ugly as fuck cover
No, I will not have it, no more covers, ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340858
Do live performances of just covering old songs in order to draw in older men. It's the perfect scheme!

[Anonymous No.]

Dark matter is best slime waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

What monstergirl will look at me like this when I confess my love to her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341001
One that's taken

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340018
I would pull a prank on a Monoeye where I make her meet me in a bathroom stall and molest her. That'll show her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341060
I want to prank her womb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341060
Careful man, it's 2018, the days of fully submissive monoeyes are over. Just imagine what one of these delinquents would do to you if you tried to bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340018
Not in particular, it was mostly spent grocery shopping and melting in the heat.

Got a new wife picture with really good timing, though!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341172
They can't do anything.


>>19341231
Purple with pink dots? She needs to pick better colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341231
Super cute picture my dude!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341241
It's a hypnotic pattern that dulls my higher brain function and replaces my thoughts with pictures of sharp teeth.

On second thought it might not be the sweater doing that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340729
Sex with a Bapho but she's banned from using her pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19340729
If she is so unable to restrain herself I will be forced to tie her up and gag her at bedtime.

[Anonymous No.]

Meditations brings wisdom. Lack of meditation leaves ignorance. Know well what leads you forward, and what holds you back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341001
This is nacho's entire shtick. Manticore and dark elf might, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341317
Cute mindful vamp!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to hug my vampfu after I get all sweaty from my run

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341331
Usually runners are Salamander sluts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341341
>Usually runners are cockatrice/wendigo sluts.
FTFY. I wonder if sick cardio would be an effective way of catching a nightmare?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341341
I like salamanders but I'm more a fan of big and bulky fighting girls rather than lithe and limber

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341351
You need a dreamcatcher for Nightmares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341351
>tfw no cardio bunny road runner gf
Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341317
I want to crawl inside that coffin with her and have really soft sex

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341321
nachos are bad though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341418
What is that sign mofus do so often?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341443
>REEEE DON'T HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE THAN ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341448
It's a fox, duh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341395
She said she wanted to collect her thoughts, not your semen! Leave her alone!

>>19341443
Why would you expect a girl that reacts like that to a heartfelt confession of love to be good?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341452
>>19341464
She turns you into a monster, that's bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341464
She can think while I manhandle her soft chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341474
There are people here that like chaos breeds. Go be butt hurt somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341283
You just want to dress a loli in pasties and buttfuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341474
More technically she turns you into an incubus that can turn into a monsterous form.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341494
The chaos forms turn into your base forms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341497
That's never actually said anywhere / doesn't matter because you can spend as much time in either form as much as you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341464
Wouldn't you love to constantly taste high quality cunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341488
I'll also be tugging on her tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341488
You say that like it’s a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Confess your sins, anon~

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341587
I'm still harboring dreams of writing a real novel, but in the meantime I'm conducting research to write a story for here.
This research is reading Anne Rice. There's a loli vampire in Interview with a Vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341587
I get off on things like giving martially minded girls bodies illsuited for fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341587
>>19341488
I find pasties, especially bright pink heart shaped ones, on lolis extremely arousing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341587
I'd sometimes hide myself from my dragon in order to make her panic. She'd look way too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341621
Where would you hide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341629
I don't know, maybe on a forest or the mountains nearby our home, using magic to keep an eye on her. Sometimes I'd just head out without saying anything and then coming back later to see how she acts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341636
>Honey I'm home
>no response, she's sitting on her throne with aggressive casualness, tapping the tip of her tail on the ground
>Honey I said I'm home
>tap, tap, tap
>Oh? We're you gone? I hadn't noticed.
>tap, tap, tap
>Did you miss me?
>I must've missed you leaving.
>tap, tap, tap
She's trying hard to show you she's calm and collected, apologize already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341647
>Big, strong, smug girls that get despondent when alone without their husband.
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19341647
That's when you dig into your pack and whip out the very, VERY shiny silver bottle containing multiple doses of an extremely rare fertility potion.

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>>19341587
I want to father a clutch of Jubjubs.

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>>19341587
I love the idea of doppelganger potions and wish there was more content about them being used.
On that note, wonderland would probably be my second pick on the list of mge locations I'd want to live in.

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>>19341662
>tap, TAP, THUMP
>THUMP, THUMP, THUMP
Tail and heart working in unison.

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>>19341676
I love the idea of cute Doppelgangers

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>>19341587
I want to do anal with a monster even though it would likely be a poor method of essence intake.

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>>19341647
I need this but with a Nacho.
>"As if I would miss you. I wish you had stayed in whatever trash heap you wandered off to, scum."
>she doesn't even realise she's clinging to your shirt as she continues to berate you for being 'a dirty, no-good pedo'

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>>19341647
Oh no, this would only make me mention how there were some thugs on the street and they nearly hurt me while I was out. Playing around with my dragon like that would be too good.

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>>19341587
I want to join the Sabbath but it feels so criminal!

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>>19341614
>loli
>pink heart pasties
>anal
This is how you're supposed to dominate a Hellhound or Amazon.

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>>19341587
I have no desire to fuck my actual mom, but I'd be totally down for some single yandere Momster/adoptive son play.

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>>19341587
I let Luka getting dryfished by her even after she asked this

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>>19341734
Give in anon, there's nothing wrong with loving flat goats.

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Kikis and Shogs are all well and good but sometimes you need some heavy lifting done around the house.

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>>19341805
I want to be Bapho-chan's big dick daddy!

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>>19341835
>Sacre bleu! 'Zis sloppy attyre will not do, non, non non!

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>>19341856
>Orc maid can't wear a dress because it will just be torn up by her flexing
What can Kikis do against such reckless flexing?

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>>19341876
Short-sleeved blouse and loose-fitting short skirt,

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I want to make my loli maid shove two giant dildos in her pussy and her ass so I can lock her in a chastity belt and send her off on her daily cleaning duties.

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>>19341919
Loli maids are to be tenderly loved and protected, not used as outlets for your lust. That's what head maids are for.

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>>19341923
>implying head maids aren't there to be your partners in crime when lewding the smaller, younger maids

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>>19341927
>Non!
>Tenderly. Love. Et. Protect.
>Mauvais maître!

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>>19341956
Speak english dummy!

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>>19341968
>Naughty master, trying to taint la petite fille and playing dumb!
>You will have your animal-lusts sated by moi.

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>>19341979
It's time to stop.

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>>19341587
I want to ravage a nun!

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>>19341923
>loli maids masturbating to Mastah and Head Maid having a clothed "quickie" for two hours in the kitchen

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What MG would induce fearboners?

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>>19341587
I wish to do sinful things with a elven nun!

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>>19342040
Chaos ones.

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>>19341979
Would French Kiki be upset if I called her a surrender monkey in bed?

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>>19341799
I'm pretty sure she spares you in at least one version of that scene, spitting Luka back out before he would die.

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I want to get spanked by my Kiki maid!

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>>19341608
>Anne Rice.
Anon, I am of disappoint

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Would a Baphomet get mad at you if you called her a kid?

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>>19342318
>[angry goat noises]

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>>19342318
>>19342353
Why the hell would they get angry when it’s their dream to be treated as “little sister?”
Think before you meme, at least.

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>>19342385
Maybe she just hates puns anon, gosh.

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>>19342392
I am aware. But it works for them even in that interpretation.

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>>19342170
No she doesn't. The only scene where you don't get eaten or dryfished is the handjob one.

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>>19342412
Manyeyedhydra's walkthrough said otherwise, as did a user on the monster girl games general thread. That is there are two versions of the tail vore, one where you live and one where you don't (a key difference being you see Luka's shoes getting spat out).

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>>19342441
Oh yeah, her 2nd request ends up with Luka spat out. The one where you don't is after you get beaten by her as a superboss.

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>>19342441
Also she doesn't ask like in that pic when you choose the tail scene.

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>>19342385
>Gosh kid, you seem a bit too young for me
>Sorry kid, I prefer older women
>See you later, kid
Take care not to be too dismissive about it

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>>19342537
Using “gosh” blew your ruse from the very start though.

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>>19342537
>Nothing personal, kid
This is how you make an angry goat.

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>>19335335
>Alice
>Flandre
Not really , their dispositions seem to sit on opposite extremes.

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>>19341587
mommy!

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Nachos with huge breasts!

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>>19340380
It's more fun to satisfy your cumflation fantasies with a girl that's bigger than you.

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>>19342768
>What are you looking at hentai-kun? My face is up here.