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>"Touhou characters are the strongest characters in all of gaming!"
>Meanwhile they look like this
Do you people seriously expect me to buy that crap?

>> No.19289119

Do you expect us to care?

>> No.19289120
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not an argument sweaty :^)

>> No.19289121

Youmu is cute!

>> No.19289122

moe is power. as a powerleveltard I'm surprised you forgot one of the basics

>> No.19289123
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The strongest character in all of gaming actually looks like this.

>> No.19289124

they don't look like that in game

>> No.19289125

>strongest character in gaming
Reminds me about kindergadern where people would argue who's Pokemon OC was the strongest.

>> No.19289126

Sailor Moon is stronger
Sailor Moon has had Vidya
Therefore, Sailor Moon is the strongest character in Vidya.
Asura might come close

>> No.19289127 [DELETED] 

reddit tier bait


>> No.19289128 [DELETED] 

>being this new
summer really is here, isn't it ?

>> No.19289129
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The art of the direction which OP likes was prepared.

>> No.19289130

dumb hourai neeto

>> No.19289131

>>Meanwhile they look like this
Is that a problem?

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>hating naked apron
the fuck's wrong with you?

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>> No.19289134

stupid dork

>> No.19289135

Why is there a giant spermatozoid next to her?

>> No.19289136
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You can hardly buy Touhou games unless you live in Japan. So the answer is no.

>> No.19289137
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>Literally makes gold by willing it into existence
>Having any need to work

Get a load of this fag

>> No.19289138

the reason people say this is because after every touhou game all the characters say "LOL I WAS JUST HOLDING BACK THAT WAS ONLY 0.00001% OF MY POWER PSH"
none of them do anything impressive at any point because the dev is a drunk hack

>> No.19289139

Everyone knows Pokey's Mom is the strongest vidya character ever written.

>> No.19289140

Kaguya is my waifu.

>> No.19289141

What exactly is the issue here?

>> No.19289142

how can anyone take a little girl seriously in a fight

>> No.19289143

but that would quickly destabilize the economy

>> No.19289144
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This is the strongest touhou

>> No.19289145

The 2hus are actually all at least 8 feet tall

>> No.19289146

by also being a little girl

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Yeah. Powerful little people. What are they thinking?

>> No.19289148

That dork isn't the strongest anything.

>> No.19289149

That only makes my dick harder

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>> No.19289151

What are you talking about? I read many of those Chinese comic book that they have a hard time dealing with sex offenders. If they can't do that, how are they supposed to fight anything?

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Post armpits right fucking now.

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You better take them seriously.

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just look at this faggot

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>> No.19289156

Literally who are you qouting?

>> No.19289157
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Futo is a very serious character, after all

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>> No.19289159

stupid sexy frog

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>strongest man in all of history
>he looks like this

>> No.19289161

What's with that retarded outfit?

>> No.19289162
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Her clothes look dumb.

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You just dont get her fashion sense

>> No.19289164
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That is not true.

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That dummy doesn't even know what a bra is

>> No.19289166

Made for lewd activities.

>> No.19289167

bras are shit let the puppies free

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She's old-fashioned, not stupid.

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Alice is a loser!

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Power level faggotry is garbage and makes people overlook good games like Touhou.

>> No.19289171
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>werewolf boss is suppose to be intimidating
>she ends up being incredibly sexy instead

>> No.19289172

ZUN said she is stronger than anybody in gensoskyo and the lunar capital. okita is from gensoskyo.

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I love Parsee!

>> No.19289174

And that's their strength. Making the enemy think they're weak and all of them are older than they look. Much older.

>> No.19289175

Parsee is an elf.

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Oh boy, let's go.
Anyway, I say Yukari is the strongest. Hecatia is stronger than anyone from Gensokyo or the moon but Yukari is from the outside world.
Until we see more from Hecatia and learn what powers she has beyond having three bodies I'll stick with this.

>> No.19289177

And I'm jealous of her looks.

>> No.19289178

Somehow, she's half human and half ghost. Since that's apparently too paradoxical for a single body, most of that ghostliness is concentrated into a metaphysically attached wisp

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Reimu for Smash!

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>> No.19289181

What if Yukari wants Reimu in Smash and manipulates the boundary of never-ever and certain-lock? :^)

>> No.19289182

>hadaka_apron touhou_project

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actually comparing power levels in an absolute sense doesnt work with 2hu

there's a reason they fight with spellcards, actually trying to use these powers to beat each other just causes headaches (and the unraveling of the fabric of existance)

>> No.19289184

You are completely correct and I fully agree.

Touhou characters are so strong because the spell card rules exist.
Since there will never be a real fight ZUN can just give anyone the most broken abilities he wants and it still won't affect the story.

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Mario 64, Mario is actually the strongest videogame character.

>> No.19289186

>Marvel and DC characters have appeared in videogames
I'm pretty sure no fictional universe can handle the extreme powercreep of those 2.

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>Anyway, I say Yukari is the strongest.
Lost to the weaker of the two Watsuki bitches.
"Below" Eiki (ambiguous but certainly worth mentioning)
Youkai Sages (which include Yukari) were trumped by the Dragon God.
Doremy calls her out on her shit (not really power level related but she implies that Yukari is a bit cowardly and not as in control as she appears to be deep down).
Hecatia is "completely past the level of anyone in Gensokyo or the Lunar Capital", which yes does include Yukari you secondary fuck.
Okina has busted abilities on par with what we've seen of Yukari, so her being at least equal to Yukari wouldn't be shocking.
Also worth noting is that Yuyuko has been shown to be more clever than Yukari on two separate occasions (not falling for Eirin's ruse in IN, and figuring out who was behind SWR before Yukari did).

Anyone who says Yukari is the strongest is a stupid secondary who probably buys into the whole "unlimited potential = unlimited power XD" maymay. She is meant to be this incredibly powerful and influential force, with her upward potential being nebulous, no doubt, but ZUN has very intentionally shown us that she does have her limits as well. Frankly, casting Yukari as the strongest being does her character a disservice.

>> No.19289188

>that index finger

>> No.19289189

>when knowing basic physics causes them to go the way of the dodo

>> No.19289190

Wait, so spellcard rules are packaged with something like autobalance/handicap system to make sure the lowest shitter can have a chance beating literal god?

>> No.19289191
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It's a series made by and for those people on the playground who always had an invisible forcefield or your attack missed them because it was just a hologram.

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>> No.19289193

Spellcard rules are a formal type of duel that gives a fighting chance to those who wouldn't have one for the sake of maintaining the fragile power balance in Gensokyo, yes.
>to make sure the lowest shitter can have a chance beating literal god?
The odds of them doing so are still microscopic, but yes, that's the idea.

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I hate power level fags and they really do Touhou a disservice by pretending it's all about busted abilities.
Frankly, the lore of the series itself is fascinating, and ZUN is pretty adept at world building in his own weird, ambiguous way. It's just a shame that said ambiguity attracts power level autism (similar to Lovecraft's works, actually.)

>> No.19289195

it's basically rigged so reimu always wins.

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>> No.19289197

"Spellcard rules" are an asspull and powerlevel discussion is stupid.

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>it's basically rigged so reimu always wins.
IN (if you buy into the fan theory that Scarlet Team is canon)
and last but not least, a random low level book reading youkai in CoLA.

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>> No.19289200

>"Spellcard rules" are an asspull
Nah, they're pretty pivotal to the Windows lore in general, and the series is built around the idea of them existing.
>powerlevel discussion is stupid.

>> No.19289201

>It was specified in Perfect Memento in Strict Sense that the spell card system was developed by Reimu Hakurei (however, the original draft being written on a youkai contract has called this into question) and first used in the Scarlet Mist Incident. They were designed to give even weak youkai and humans a chance to win, as well as to provide youkai a way to defeat the Hakurei Shrine in a fair duel. They are described as pieces of paper bearing the descriptions of their respective spells, along with the possible approval of the shrine maiden. This reason was explicitly used in Silent Sinner in Blue, where Marisa Kirisame convinced Watatsuki no Yorihime to use the spell card rules in order to make fights equal and, as Yorihime puts it, to prevent bloodshed.

>In Silent Sinner in Blue, Marisa Kirisame describes them in terms similar to a regular duel: You must dodge your opponents or be crushed by them. However, the difference between spell cards and a normal duel is that "the most beautiful one wins. It's a very mental contest." Reisen Udongein Inaba clarifies in Cage in Lunatic Runagate Chapter Six that "beautiful" in part means without dirty tricks. As it seems in the following, spell cards regulate rules for the time a duel is held such as: Used equipment, a time limit, winning and losing conditions and restrictions (mostly for the dodging part).

>Spell cards however don't seem to be limited to magic. Sanae Kochiya is able to call upon the power of a god, while Nitori Kawashiro or Marisa are able to use equipment, such as the Mini-Hakkero. Everything that can be used as an attack counts as a spell card, including everyday objects. Kogasa Tatara throws umbrellas in some of her spell cards while Minoriko Aki uses potatoes.

The actual spellcard rules say that duels between youkai would literally destroy Gensokyo, so that's why they were drafted.

>> No.19289202

Doomguy. He can take on all of hell. If he was in the Warhammer 40k universe there wouldn't be Chaos.

>> No.19289203

Why are people so focused on Touhou when there are way more busted verses.
Like Marvel and DC.

>> No.19289204

It's called fashion sweetie look it up

>> No.19289205
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>be a pariah
>gensokyoians come at you with illegal spell cards
>cheat and win anyway
thug lyfe

>> No.19289206

>The actual spellcard rules say that duels between youkai would literally destroy Gensokyo
"Duels between youkai threaten to destroy the small world of Gensokyo."
The language is ambiguous enough that it more likely means "Duels between youkai would threaten the structure of Gensokyo" more than it means "We'd literally blow it up."
That said, there are some characters that can literally blow up Gensokyo (Watatsuki bitches being two of them.)

>> No.19289207

>Lost to the weaker of the two Watsuki bitches.
She didn't lose, she didn't even fight. She just wanted to steal something from the moon in which she did.
Her admitting that she could not win against her was very clearly a lie, she said to ran that she was just pretending.

>"Below" Eiki
Ambiguous as you said.

>trumped by the Dragon God
True but he is pretty much omnipotent and we never see much of him. So that doesn't really say much about Yukari's power.

>Yukari is from Gensokyo
Nope, she comes from the outside world and spends most of her time there.

>Okina has busted abilities on par with what we've seen of Yukari
So has Suika but I still think Yukari is the top of them.

>Yuyuko has been shown to be more clever
True, but has no relation to pure power.

>casting Yukari as the strongest being does her character a disservice.
I actually very much agree with this which is also why Yukari is my favorite character. I do think she is the strongest but even if she isn't she still is smart enough to win against pretty much anyone by outsmarting them.

>> No.19289208

Print works were a mistake.

>> No.19289209

Because secondary weebs want to make their fair weather fandom look more appealing, by ironically making it look far flatter by only wanking off to how stronk the characters is.
That and the "My Dad is Stronger than your Dad!" principle that drives so many power arguments.
>Like Marvel and DC.
Marvel Cosmic could unironically wipe pretty much any vidya or anime setting outside of things like Demonbane (maybe). DC cosmic isn't as consistently busted, but even they have shit like Thought Robot Superman.

>> No.19289210

Reimu is for smashing

>> No.19289211

t. Hecatia

>> No.19289212

>she comes from the outside world and spends most of her time there.

>A youkai living in Gensokyo.
-Yukari's profile, IaMP

>A youkai living at the edge of Gensokyo.
-Yukari's profile, IN

>She lives somewhere on the boundary between Gensokyo and the outer world.
-Yukari's profile, IN

At the very best, you could say that she lives on the outskirts of Gensokyo, Even so, she's still very much a "being of Gensokyo.", it'd be hard to argue in favor of her "loving Gensokyo more than anyone" if she wasn't. Please stop fanboying, I'll tell you right now it makes Yukari look fucking dumb. Really, this is coming from someone who overlooked the series for the longest of times because of people like you, who can't get the Yukari dick out of your mouth for 5 seconds.

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nah they are fun

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Cute little ball of darkness

>> No.19289215

Fugly inhuman piece of shit more like

>> No.19289216
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>Really want to have all the 3 Fairies's manga vols.

Where the fuck can I buy them?

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>> No.19289219

I suppose one of the hurdles could be the fact that the really busted cape characters aren't really that well known.

>> No.19289220

Only one that's been released in the west is Forbidden Scrollery as far as I know, which is a shame, I would gladly buy all the print stuff ZUN has put out

>> No.19289221

I mean that's fair. It's hard to write compelling, long lasting stories about god beings that control reality itself. The strongest thing most normies know about is Phoenix, and even that's somewhat low on the totem pole in terms of sheer strength (though even a full power Phoenix could likely obliterate the Touhou universe.)

>> No.19289222

Looking it up on https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Perfect_Memento_in_Strict_Sense/Draft_of_Spell_Card_Rules
>No combatant may kill a human, even upon victory.
Can a human outsider theoretically abuse this spell card rule just to save himself from being killed by hostile youkai?

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>> No.19289224

One from the village? Technically doesn't even need to. It's purpose is being a faith battery.
An outsider? Fair game, and really, who's gonna say otherwise?

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>> No.19289226

What about Strange, Infinity Gauntlet Thanos and Galactus.
Normies know them and they're pretty tough.

>> No.19289227
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I love the fairy manga.

>> No.19289228

I believe outsiders are not protected by the rules until they've been naturalized, but I could be mistaken.

>> No.19289229

>her existence at least predates the history of Gensokyo itself.
Yukari's profile, IN

Yukari comes from the outside world, that much is clear. Whether you can still say that she counts as a youkai from Gensokyo is unclear since she lives on the boundary.

It's possible Yukari is not the strongest and Hecatia is stronger, I won't deny that.
But she has some of the most impressive feats, her power is super broken and ZUN has stated multiple times in her profiles that she can do anything.
Until someone shows me something more impressive than manipulating the boundary of lie and truth, fantasy and reality, and life and death, I will think of Yukari as the strongest.

>overlooked the series for the longest of times because of people like you
I apologize for that, I have also seen people that make me want to not associate with Touhou myself, for different reasons.
I still won't change my mind though.

>> No.19289230

I love the fairies

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So.... Sex with the racoon?

>> No.19289232

You're right, I forgot about the recent movie.
It feels so weird that Strange and the Infinity Gauntlet commonly known things now.

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*dabs on your power levels*

>> No.19289235

IT worked for the federal reserve

>> No.19289236

No, touhou is free

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That's fucking sad.

>> No.19289238

Touhou threads are just an excuse for redditors to have /jp/ threads on /v/ since they get laughed out of /jp/ if they try to post

>> No.19289239

>her existence at least predates the history of Gensokyo itself.
Anon, Gensokyo proper is barely over a century old. Remilia is older than it.

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>> No.19289241

Outsiders are fair game unless they can reach a safe haven like the village or the Hakurei Shrine.

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Rumia doesn't have to care about you, she has advertising deal with McDonalds!

>> No.19289243

>Secondary circlejerk
No thanks. Even here is better.

>> No.19289244

t. Tertiary /v/edditor

>> No.19289245

Only because most of the people against the Reserve drowned with the titanic (seriously, look it up)

>> No.19289246

Who the hell is this dork?

>> No.19289247

What country runs ads like this?

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Nah, I primarily post on /jp/ when I want to discuss the actual games.
But I can't help myself when I see a thread here.

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One that I need to move to immediately.

>> No.19289250

a good amount of anime and manga beat the powerlevel creep of dc and marvel

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>> No.19289252

>I primarily post on /jp/
>Thinks he's a primary

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throw all the memes you want but she isn't fat

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>sudden urge to buy burgers
god damn

>> No.19289255

Patchouli has a tiny, nerdy ass.

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Also it's heavily implied that if Reimu dies then the Hakurei Barrier goes kaput which would be really really bad. Spellcard rules let youkai be able to have a "fair" fight against Reimu without destroying Gensokyo and also being able to keep their role as youkai (although it's mentioned that if she loses then Reimu just has rematches until she wins)

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>tfw no oni GF

>> No.19289258

she's very very very soft.

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Not as soft as Youmu

>> No.19289260

>implying there's a anime/manga that can beat DC/Marvel in terms of OP characters

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>> No.19289274

"Great" job, mod.

>> No.19289286

I see you've never heard of Demonbane.

>> No.19289313

Nice reference to Tomoyo.

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Shhhh, The princess is sleeping

>> No.19289320

Meido please. Just delete it.

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>> No.19289341

You mean fish food for the Living Tribunal?

>> No.19289404 [DELETED] 

It's time to shit up /jp/, my fellow /v/ citizens.

>> No.19289410

but pretty women are intimidating?!

>> No.19289464

Not if they are werewolves you just need to rub their tummy and they'll be like putty in your hands

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>> No.19289523

Thank you based mods for keeping /v/ safe.

>> No.19289535
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friendly reminder that /jp/ is a communist board

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Communism is for the working class and we're all NEETs here dum dum.

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>> No.19289572

Yukari already invaded the moon before and got completely BTFO.

>> No.19289577

I'm too retarded to understand what is the ultimate goal of the youkai.

>> No.19289590

Have the rest of the world fear them again and reduce them to mindless medieval sheep like in the village so that their newfound dominion may never again be threatened

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Sex with humans?

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That is soda, yes.

>> No.19289612

I'm fond of Yumeko!

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A tool of the Lunarians doesn't need an endgame. Once they've served their purpose and outlived their usefulness it's time for them to go.

>> No.19289621

*pats head*

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Little Rumia a cute.

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Sure is

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Some nice Rumia dubs in this thread.

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Yes, we get it already gray alien Pyramid building cloned Elvis Presley and
space Christ in a shadow rivalry with evil lizard people we GET it!!!
>•check THIS

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The crown prince has resurrected and all is well in the world

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Buddhist leave

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/jp/ is a situationist board

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Pyro getting the SLAP

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Cute pyros get headpats

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No situation ever warrants the implementation of a communistic system.

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The mind at its best controls the feelios
>imposition alone does not *alone* validate claim upon the throne
Get this lady a vintage reentry pod, she's hot.

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Byakuren giving Futo a high impact headpat.

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Prepare to enter her orbit

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Unhand the Crown Prince you vile hag

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Make me

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Roger that.
>•Roger THIS

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Deep space probe "Koakuma kunny" approaching a black hole.

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Damn! I don't have any appropriate picture to post, so just imagine a picture of Futo beating up Byakuren really hard and looking all badass.... plz

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sorry but you're wrong

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Futo is a Youmu-tier dork. She wont be looking cool let alone beating up Byakuren anytime soon.

But have a picture of your Crown Prince celebrating her birthday with her friends.

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If not working is your goal in life, then communism and gulags probably aren't for you.

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>She wont be looking cool
that's where you're wrong

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She gets bullied not only by Byakuren, but by her apprentices too. She's the antithesis of cool.

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it actually is for me /v/-kun

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>> No.19289984

They are FRIENDS and it is CUTE

NO bully

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202 replies in 4 hours? Is all of /jp/ shitposting here or are we being raided?

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It's a thread moved from /v/ by the jannies

>> No.19290088

It was a thread from /v/. It had about 150 posts before it got moved.

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Is this the bully Futo thread?

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No! it's the be kind to Futo thread

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Post the one where they read her diary.

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Burning temples is evil.

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Nice. Classic Futo abuse by bomber grape.
*SNAP* Yep, this one's going in my Byakuren bullies Futo compilation

>> No.19290296

kuso thread

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But is it worthy of the kuso thread award?

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Then improve it

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You're right. Post more Futo bullying.

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>> No.19290339

no and they arent?

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I am sad that Youmu is not making me dinner while wearing a naked apron.

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Is this ok?

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i love fewtoe

>> No.19290371
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Futo needs discipline in the form of bullying.

>> No.19290375

Futo is the best!

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Don't know if she's the best, but she's certainly pretty great

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Please dont discredit my compliment like that, compliments arent always literal

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Crying Futo makes my benis go doki doki.

>> No.19290988

Daily remember that Heca doesn't have feats and is a false goddess, ZUN words about the strongest 2hu change all years.

>> No.19292525

beautiness is power!

>> No.19293373

who the FUCK are you quoting

>> No.19293963

t. Kanako.

>> No.19300366

Stay mad, canon is in Flux in this franchise.

>> No.19300695

Your wife is my paizuri slave, dude.

>> No.19300702

Stronger than Yukari?

>> No.19302757


Yukari can warp anywhere in space, can see everything, controls a massive barrier, and has a familiar who is powerful enough to have its own familiar.
>Mokou is immortal and can not die no matter what is done to her.
Yuyuko can make you instantly die, and has danmaku that is nearly impossible to dodge.
>Reimu can somewhat warp in the near vicinity.
Youmu can move at 90% the speed of light.
>Marisa has a kamehameha canon.
Sakuya can freeze time and manipulate space.
>Remilia is a vampire.
Flandre is also a vampire, but can instantly destroy anything and make clones of her self.
>Okuu is a fucking nuclear reactor able to control both fission and fusion.
Sanae can control weather and is somewhat immortal.
>Yuuka is generally referred as one of the strongest characters among this group.

No joke most of these characters would be able to go toe to toe with high tier marvel and cell/buu saga DBZ characters.

>> No.19303323

who are you quoting dear sir/madam?

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