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Anonymous Thu Jun 21 21:44:53 2018 No.19273575 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari comes up to you and gives you an offer: You can be turned into any 2hu you want, no questions asked, and get their memories without your identity being subsumed (although it may be changed) and their powers, although you remain in this world. The price for this is your bodies become theirs, no matter what, including sex and gender and all, no headcanons but general canon.

Do you accept? If you do, which 2hu will you choose?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 21:47:27 2018 No.19273586 >>19273575 Make me komachi and no regrets afterwards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 21:48:32 2018 No.19273597 No. giff Okina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 21:49:27 2018 No.19273606 >>19273575 Oh fuck, forgot to add: What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:15:23 2018 No.19273809 >>19273575 Sorry Yukari, but I would rather have mating sex with you than become a 2hu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:26:59 2018 No.19273897 File: 41 KB, 374x347, 1492635067082.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19273575 But if me become little girl, how impregnate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:29:31 2018 No.19273912 >>19273897 That's the point of this hypothetical

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:43:05 2018 No.19273989 >>19273575 Power Move: Become Yukari

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:47:28 2018 No.19274020 >>19273989 I mean you won't be her-her, but i guess if you become her you'll be her but not her-her?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:55:40 2018 No.19274055 >>19273989 But that’s defying logic. You’d just be maribel

Anonymous Thu Jun 21 22:55:57 2018 No.19274060
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>>19273575
no
an offer like this means she clearly has some kind of ulterior motive
i cant imagine how i could be so stupid as to trust that being granted this kind of potential choice and power is going to result in anything but total gain for her and some kind of horrible fate for myself
making a deal with the gap youkai is a fools gambit

Affable Thu Jun 21 22:57:36 2018 No.19274069 [SPOILER]

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>>19273989
Maximum Move: Become Renko
>this is officer Usami local Hand of Kane division
>reports of domestic abuse called in by some young boys
>probably a prank sir
>please step outside and let me see your Hero's registration for a minute
>nice ring, 0h you've been together for a few years?
>I hardly keep up with the mutant community here on Earth but congratulations
>Oh me? Well, there's someone for everyone - long distance you know?

Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:01:46 2018 No.19274093
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>>19273575
>although you remain in this world
>get their memories
The objectively correct answer is Yumemi Okazaki. Most youkai run into the problem of not having a Gensokyo to go to in order to sustain their existence, and most youkai also run into the problem of not giving you access to the Grand Unified Theory of Everything to allow you to do almost anything you want.
Checkmate, Yukari. I'm onto your games.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:02:19 2018 No.19274094 File: 57 KB, 430x600, 134355613551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remilia. I want to take it easy and be comfy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:03:00 2018 No.19274098 >>19274093 Okay, how bout this: you can sustain your existence even if you're a youkai since Yukari makes it so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:07:51 2018 No.19274119 File: 77 KB, 600x450, 1246677949130 ZUN and Yukari.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19273575 Become ZUN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:09:43 2018 No.19274130 >>19274119 ZUN doesn't count

>>	Agent M Thu Jun 21 23:12:45 2018 No.19274145 >>19274093 What are you after today Saotome?

>>	Certainly not a Darkling Thu Jun 21 23:15:15 2018 No.19274154 >>19274130 What if Super Fighting ZUN bot WLN -**** cyberdyne systems, S----net?

>>	Affable Thu Jun 21 23:29:11 2018 No.19274216 >>19274060 Turn down that vulgar thunderstorm warning you're giving off could ya?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:32:26 2018 No.19274228 become Rinnosuke

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:34:03 2018 No.19274230 >>19274228 I guess that's fair

>>	Affable Thu Jun 21 23:34:30 2018 No.19274232 >>19274228 >•Become Rinnosukes conscience in physical form.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:35:38 2018 No.19274236 >>19274228 Become rinnosuke but have the cock to take over gensokyo

>>	Affable Thu Jun 21 23:38:43 2018 No.19274244 File: 120 KB, 400x400, 1529616277165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19274236 Become Rinnosukes self insert version of the Legendary Colonel Sanders and serve Doremy and the Getsu sisters(and Yuukas group)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:38:52 2018 No.19274245 >>19274236 You stay in this world remember

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:52:14 2018 No.19274281 File: 815 KB, 1000x1000, roro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19273575 alternate route: cock yukari

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 21 23:52:52 2018 No.19274283 >>19274281 Normal route you mean

>>	Agent M Fri Jun 22 00:01:45 2018 No.19274312 >>19274245 Hurry already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 00:43:11 2018 No.19274459 >>19274216 no idea what you mean by that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 00:50:46 2018 No.19274485 >>19274459 Step 1: if that imbibement is fermented grain, now is sleepy bye go to bed hour no buts. 0

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 00:54:28 2018 No.19274495 >>19273575 But what if I refuse the offer? what happen than?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 00:55:39 2018 No.19274499 >>19274495 nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 01:17:27 2018 No.19274568 File: 266 KB, 600x600, yugi_hoshiguma_by_diwali86-d31gpx0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19273575 No. I want to be me. Me, Me, Me, Me , Me ME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENErj6eteMQ Its no fair If I can't be ME with my 2hu.

>>	*Alolan Rumia Fri Jun 22 01:35:18 2018 No.19274611 File: 43 KB, 530x536, 1529645718868.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19274568 I'd rather we had some Dennis Leary that drunk assault Cowboys... Oh wait what I meantbbybthat- >https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lX4hN2KAaww

>>	Affable Fri Jun 22 01:50:07 2018 No.19274655 >>19274568 >and I don't think I've ever seen a soul so in deep despair so if you want to talk...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 01:57:33 2018 No.19274687 File: 233 KB, 500x750, bendergent.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>19273575 Maybe Marisa so she could fuck Alice as a man. I'd also have the satisfaction of knowing that Alice is getting sexed by my original body.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 02:12:45 2018 No.19274744 >>19274687 I meant it like you turn into them and get their bodies and genders, not that the original gets your body and gender

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 22 08:42:39 2018 No.19275952 Blackjack and Streetwalkers bump

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