Kantai Collection -KanColle-

[Anonymous No.]

Previous thread: >>19216373

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Wiki:
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com
EN: http://en.kancollewiki.net
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/

Recent Updates: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Recent_Updates

KanColle STAFF Twitter: https://twitter.com/KanColle_STAFF

Anon's guide to KanColle: http://pastebin.com/ec862KsG

Air superiority calculator/fleet builder:
http://aircalc.net
http://kancollecalc.web.fc2.com/air_supremacy.html
http://kancolle-calc.net/deckbuilder.html

Combat Mechanics:
JP: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%C0%EF%C6%AE%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6
EN: http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Combat

Fit gun for BBs: http://wikiwiki.jp/kancolle/?%CC%BF%C3%E6%A4%C8%B2%F3%C8%F2%A4%CB%A4%C4%A4%A4%A4%C6#h7905b57

Equipment upgrade values: http://i.imgur.com/1JfCOmJ.png

Useful Akashi upgrades table: http://akashi-list.me/

Drop and construction statistics:
http://kancolle-db.net/
http://db.kcwiki.moe/drop/
http://unlockacgweb.galstars.net/Kancollewiki/viewCreateShipLogList

KanColle Viewer (JP): https://github.com/Grabacr07/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 1): https://github.com/Yuubari/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (EN 2): https://github.com/gakada/KanColleViewer
KanColle Viewer (KR): https://github.com/CirnoV/KanColleViewer
Electronic Observer (JP): https://github.com/andanteyk/ElectronicObserver
Electronic Observer (EN): https://github.com/silfumus/ElectronicObserver


News:
-Ise and Kuroshio have received Kai Ni. Ise requires level 88, 2 BPs, an AR, and a catapult while Kuroshio requires level 73 and a BP. Ise's remodelled form is known as an Aircraft Battleship but within the code is still considered a BBV.
-The Spring mini-event has ended. All quests relating to it as well as the 5th Anniversary quests have been removed. Houshou's Meal Ticket will remain useable until the next maintenance.
-The April ranking rewards have been distributed. The new equipments are the 41cm Triple Gun Mount Kai Ni and the 35.6cm Triple Gun Mount Kai (Dazzle Camouflage). The former is now available through a quest. The 41cm Kai Ni gives bonus stats to Ise-class and Fusou-class and the Dazzle gun gives bonus stats to Kongou-class but Haruna and Kongou gain the highest amount.
-New equipment added are the Suisei Model 22 (634th Air Group) and Suisei Model 22 (634th Air Group/Skilled).
-There are 11 new quests available.
-Fusou-class now have an ASW stat.
-Type 33 radars and Late Model 12.7cm HA guns can now be improved through Akashi's arsenal. Nagato can now improve the 41cm Kai into 41cm Kai Ni.
-Yuugumo-class will get more Kai Ni this year. Hyuuga will receive a Kai Ni this year as well.
-New Rainy season CGs and voice lines have been added and old ones have returned. New furniture has been added. A furniture scroll from the Etorofu-class is available through a new quest.
-Registration for server tranfers to Yokosuka, Kure, Sasebo, Maizuru, and Oominato servers has ended. It's still possible to request a transfer to other servers until the next maintenance.
-Summer event will be the next proper event.
-There are already plans for the 7th year of KanColle.
-Numerous Fletchers will be implemented this year. Matsu-class from the Type D Destroyers are being prepared for the 7th year of KanColle.
-There are plans for expanding ASW with equipment from the land of black tea like ASDIC and hedgehogs.
-KanColle's migration to HTML5 and the implementation of Friend Fleets in Phase 2 will begin a three-step process during the period between the Spring mini-event and the Summer. Higher screen resolution will be possible. Full implementation of Phase 2 may take a year.

[Anonymous No.]

Big fat american tats

[Anonymous No.]

>>19235207
would it make sense to LSC another Sara, Kai Ni her differently, and marry her so I can have 2 Sara K2 wives?

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>>19235167
daed gaem, daed thraed

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>>19235220
Yes.

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>>19235207
This image is offensive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19235220
Gameplay-wise? Absolutely no, you could raise a crane to Kou Kai Ni twice as fast and using much less resources. But this game was always meant to be played as a waifu simulator at its core.
The only thing that really matters is how much love and dedication you show to your girls. So by all means go for it if it makes you happy.

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>>19235292
It could get taken down for NSFW because it seems to show her vagina if you look carefully.

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>>19235207
Seyana~

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>>19235326
She's lucky that all of those calories seem to go into her breasts and ass.

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>>19235312
Having one as CV(N) and one as Armored CV does help gameplay-wise. End game is all about convenience, and not having to convert between one and the other even if it doesn't cost BPs like SuzuKuma is very convenient since both forms are useful unlike cranes.

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>>19235167
It took this long to make the thread? Sorry, I was asleep

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>>19235365
I was asleep too until a few minutes before I made it.

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>>19235344
I didn't say it wasn't convenient, but if you run that decision through cost-benefit analysis, it turns out to be pretty pointless. Why would you waste a lot of fuel, ammo, steel and bauxite on LSC and then more resources and a catapult to raise that dupe when you can simply switch the one you already have to a different form and modernize her back for a tiny fraction of that cost? The only real benefit you gain is the ability to circumvent map locks, but if you're going that route, IMO another crane is better than another Sara and they're much less expansive to get and raise.

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>>19235292
Hey RJ

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>>19235386
Oh you were factoring in LSC cost, I see where you're coming from then.

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>>19235292
Why?

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>>19235391
>>19235417
Breasts are offensive. Please remove.

[Anonymous No.]

Speedy lady

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>>19235422
RJ, stop shitposting, you're embarrassing yourself.

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>>19235339
that is how female body SHOULD work.

Damn it, evolution, why can't you do something useful for humanity for once?!

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>>19235437
Warspeed

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What are good fleets for 6-1 and 6-4 these days?

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>>19235437
A shit.

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>>19235422
I will always love you as my dear daughter, RJ, but please - calm down and let your daddy enjoy some big milky titties.

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I'm afraid it's terminal, TTK. You only have a month to live.

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>>19235731
Good, I would have offed myself eventually either way.

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>>19235731
Mutsu's saying "But you don't have to worry about dying a virgin."

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>>19235753
A shit.

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>>19235753
You need to go back.

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>>19235422
>>19235442
>>19235499
Upvoted.

[Anonymous No.]

This shitty game has way too many fucking useless DDs. Looking at all those composition quests puts me in a deepest levels of depression. So many wasted slots, so much micromanagement.

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>>19235778
Buy more slots.

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>>19235731
Oh, thank god, it's over.

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>>19235731
I want a second opinion!

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>>19235783
Unfortunately, my wallet is not bottomless.

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>>19235817
You can buy 10 each month.

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>>19235817
Just rob a bank or something.

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>>19235753
Those tits are too generous for Houshou.

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>>19235834
Go diving and salvage low-background steel from your wife's corpse then sell it to buy slots.

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>>19235817
Why do people act like you need every single slot? As a newfag, you can do perfectly fine with 100 for over a year, maybe 2 if you try hard enough. Then after that, 4 packs a year, one for each event, maybe less because not everybody cares about onaholes or gumos

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>>19235778
This is exactly what I was looking at yesterday and I felt the same way, not even counting the required grind to make them useful.

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>>19235799
Akashi would only heal you for a huge monetary price.

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>>19233495
Where did she drop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19235772
SEETHING

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>>19235817
How can you not be able to scrounge up or save up $10 bucks? save a dollar here a dollar there, pocket change here pocket change there. Then wait for the value of Yen to be set where 1,000 Yen is equal to less than $9 or $8.
If you can't do this then there's hope for you in life.

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>>19235938
Or he could just do online surveys for pennies while sortieing.
I did it and it adds up to more than enough over time.

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>>19235778
I would like to scrap most of them but more often than not DD's are the best girls

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>>19236018
That's sad anon. But whatever works I guess

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>>19236128
For every duck or whatnot there is a myriad nobody DDs

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>>19236156
Not really, I made a macro so I could do it even while I was out.

[Anonymous No.]

Bep's birthday was yesterday. Post cute Beps!

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>>19236216
Rapes in russian.

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>>19236235
I wonder what would the raping russians shout.

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>>19236216

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>>19236800
Goma draws the cutest ship-girls.

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Lads, do correct me please - do I put a CT in PvP fleet or do I not bother at all? I need to train several botes at once, and my training slut is already 99. What do? Do I not use her in PvP in order to not burn EXP pointlessly?

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>>19237424
You could always ring her, the bonus is slightly bigger when married.

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>>19237424
Use her when you only care about levelling up one ship as fast as possible. If you want to level up multiple ships, dump her.

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It's Supply Depot Sunday! What do you like most about Kancolle's official best girl?

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>>19237474
That looks terrible

[Anonymous No.]

Darling~

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>>19237643
Truly Atago's kid

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>>19237643
Slut

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>>19235904
5-3

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>>19237643
>darling

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>>19237474
Kawaii dork.

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>>19237643
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

USA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19238088
Where's the potato?

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>>19238088
At least you proved it by showing your ringed girls off, nice.

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>>19238102
No one likes to marry sluts.

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>>19238102
Potatoes outside of KTKM and Ooi don't deserve rings.

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>>19238111
>Iowa
>not a slut

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>>19237474
Nice feet.

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPFTYTPFPT

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>>19238142
What are shipgirls' farts made of?

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>>19238153
Sulphur and carbon oxides.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19238153
Salty coins and milk

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>>19236715
>>19236800
Very cute, anons!

[Anonymous No.]

梅雨が明けたら、今年も熱い夏が来ますね！現在「艦これ」運営鎮守府では、今夏の開催を目指して、夏の新しい「艦これ」のお祭【鎮守府"氷"祭り -氷上の観艦式-】の企画＆開催準備を鋭意進めています。全く新しい謎の「艦これ」の夏のお祭、開催準備が整えば近日中にご案内開始予定です！

KanColle on Ice this summer.
New ship as well.

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>>19238583
>Ice
>new ship
You know what this means.

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>>19238583
Hey its bisko's cowardly sister

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>>19238596
We're finally getting Sōya?

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>>19238583
On a scale from 1-10, how embarrassing is this going to be?

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>>19238659
Have you ever seen Prince of Tennis musical? That much.

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>>19237474
She's a grumpy neet but still very cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Which destroyer is the biggest slut?

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>>19238722

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>>19238722
Tokitsukaze

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>>19238722
Kisaragi sucks random guys off in an alleyway everytime she's on leave.

[Anonymous No.]

Upgraded Kasumi

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>>19238781
I don't know what it is about Kasumin's design but images like this are really fitting for her.

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>>19238761
Good thing I've got her on 24/7 expedition duty then.

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>>19238781
Would bully for pretending she's tough shit.

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>>19238781
>Trying to be tacticool
What a dork.

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>>19238659
Who is even the target audience? Do guys even like ice skating?

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>>19239000
Maybe there's ice hockey for the guys

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>>19238583
I always imagined the girls moving on the water would look like ice skating or rollerblading, too bad animating that takes real money

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>>19239010
Is that even a thing in Japan? I've never heard them talk about it.

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>>19238781
Still won't stop me from picking her up and watch her struggle effortlessly.

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>>19239071
They have their own domestic league and a couple guys even played in America.

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>>19239051
In practice it makes sense that they're just sort of riding along, but it looks silly and raises questions like why Shimakaze is faster than other destroyers if they could just build another pair of her shoes. It's not like it would have fixed the anime, but it would have made the sorties more visually interesting.

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>>19238781
Suddenly she's 10x hotter.

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>>19238781
Looks like the bitch from Upotte

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I'm going to visit Japan next year. What Kancolle related things should I do aside from visiting Yamato museum and Mikasa.

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>>19239358
Play the arcade, buy the craft beer, maybe go see the Hayate or Shiden Kai if you can.

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>>19239358
Visit the HQ and hold them hostage until they give us Kai Ni for Tenryuu

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>>19239384
Do I have to rub my 13 e-peen medals to them too?

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>>19239384
>Shitryuu
Fuck off.

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>18 2-5 runs
>akashi finally drops
Thanks to the fags who pointed me here. Better than "+30 runs and no akashi" 1-5.

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>19239512
Are you complaining about farming and not getting a drop for 30 runs?
Get out now while you've got a chance.

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>>19239512
>not using a time machine to get everything
lmao.

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>>19239071
Hokkaido yeah, has it. Just like Alaska and the Northern states have it in the US.

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>>19239538
>Just like Alaska and the Northern states
Even Alabama has it.

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>>19238631
I don't think she would even work in KanColle unless they implement her as the friend fleet manager.

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>>19239540
Well even my city in Texas has a minor league hockey team.

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>>19239547
>>19238631
Yeah I think Soya would only work as non-playable support character like Mamiya.

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>>19239547
Could be something like ice covered event maps that require an ice breaker to reach certain points, and for regular maps an increased chance to move towards boss node

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Why is taitei so cool?

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>>19239726
Welp, guess I have to put it in my backlog now after watching Toji and Darling.

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>>19239715
>for regular maps an increased chance to move towards boss node
Sounds way too generous for the devs.

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>>19239726
Who are they fighting?

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>>19239726
>>19239743
It's strangely good.

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>>19239752
It is the Pacific War and she is an ace for raboul. Who else can it be besides the burgers?

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>>19239768
>Mari Okada
Nope.

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>>19239726
Lame

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>>19239726
>Written by Mari Okada

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>>19239773
Wait is that series with Dragon Jets?

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Still no Kaga kai2?

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>>19239815
No and if that keeps you away then good riddance.

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>>19239818
I see, see you in x months

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>>19239826
Nice Star Ocean character.

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>>19239826
Shitgure in space.

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>>19239000
do guys shop at mitsukoshi?

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>>19239846
It's a department store so probably.

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>>19239773
So it's a flashback scene where they already lost?

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>>19239815
Midway Kai soon.

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>>19239866
>Midway Kai
It'll never capture the hype and fun of the original.

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>>19239875
Enterprise Hime will be there this time.

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>>19239887
It's not enough.

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>>19239946
That's only because we have difficulty levels now.

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>>19239962
Yeah, everybody being on more or less the same page really made events more fun.

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>>19239973
Tanaka just hated people were sinking ships probably. Hell that's why they stopped the regenerating HP mechanic.

[Tanaka !Bucky8I/Q. No.]

Fubuki is cute.

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>>19239973
It was fun because nobody was prepared for all the new mechanics.

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>>19239973
It was the gigantic spike of difficulty from Shitkawa to Isokaze event that made everyone less prepared.

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>>19240056
>Shitkawa
That reveal was fun.

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>>19240069
Good thing the other girls were top tier.

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>Fushou Kai ni: 2 guns/bomber/recon
>Yamashiro Kai ni: 2 guns/bomber/recon
>Chitose A: 2 bombers/kouhyouteki
>Chiyoda A: 2 bombers/kouhyouteki
>Hiryuu Kai ni: fighter/torpedo/bomber//fighter
>Abukuma Kai ni: 2 guns/kouhyouteki

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>>19240212

[Anonymous No.]

Not enough artists bully shigu

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>>19239990
Fubuki is okay

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>>19240496
She cute.

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What battle will Summer event be about?
Bets?
I thought Ise remodel would give a clue, but apparently she got blasted when she was docked. After the surrender, on top of that.

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>>19240596
Operation Kita or IJN bravely running away from Singapore.

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>>19240596
>>19240662
With Haruna new BB guns and Ise K2, isn't it hinting Battle of Kure? It kinda follows the plan except it's an end to phase 1 and not the whole game.

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Where were you when 5-slotted BBs and yasen planes become the new meta?

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>>19240711
Still trying to craft Shidens.

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>>19239990
Where is our friendly fleets, you fat fuck?!

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>>19240711
in Shimakaze-chan

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>>19240662
>Operation Kita
E1-E2
>>19240685
>Battle of Kure
E3-E5
>E6
Ryuho eats a naval shipyard and then becomes an immortal zeppelin whale.
Then she eats all the burgers.
Japan wins.
Nippon Banzai.

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>>19240802
>Japan wins.
I'm kinda anxious they're going this route. Summer even is battle of Kure. But they win this time. And from there it's full on rewriting history mode. Taking the islands, taking most of continental asia, taking a piece of americas and so on.
FGO already did it, so why the fuck not?

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>>19240835
Events are mostly "What-if" scenarios, so the japs basically didn't win at all, it's just pure delusions in their heads.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaga or Warspite?

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>>19240835
>I'm kinda anxious they're going this route. Summer even is battle of Kure. But they win this time. And from there it's full on rewriting history mode.
For starters, KanColle takes place in modern day. And by this logic almost every event has been in rewriting history mode. But they all happen out of chronological order because there's no narrative of changing history here. The whole point of the game is acknowledging the failures of the past and giving ships a chance to redeem themselves. There's not going to be any conquering of the Americas when another major point is old enemies getting along. It's like you stepped out of a time machine from before Iowa was revealed.

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>>19240879
Chose with your heart.

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>>19240883
>giving ships a chance to redeem themselves.

In case of Fusos and Ises pretty much the only way they could redeem themselves would be by traveling back in time and killing the naval architect that drew them up before he could create them.

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>>19240883
>time before Iowa was revealed
God I wish.

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>>19240925
this desu

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>>19240879
Kaga.

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I want to get off 4-3 mines.

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>>19241028
How cute to marry your anal sex slave.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a great idea!
What if you couldnt use the Kai versions of a ship to complete quests that need its base version

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>>19241143
Bullyable.

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>>19239815
Housewife Kaga a cute

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>>19241028
>tashkent

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>>19241314
Great observation.

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>>19240933
I bet their crotches and titties smell heavenly

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>>19241143
Better idea, all quests need ships to be at least level 70.

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>>19241349
All quest ships need to be ringed

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>>19241395
Fuck off Tanaka you jew

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't get over those delicious legs.

[Anonymous No.]

What ships are most into 70s and 80s rock?

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>>19241706
Iowa&Intrepid

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>>19241706
Houshou

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>>19241721
Houshou listens to radio music while playing candy crush

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>>19241751
>candy crush
You mean Pokemon Go.

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>>19241751
>radio music

Contemporary hit radio stations exclusively I presume.

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>>19241799
Looks like something I'd find stuck to my sweater after taking it out of the dryer.

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>>19241751
>while playing candy crush
Nah, she would use the internet to learn new food recipes

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>>19241425
unf

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>>19241706
Iowa, Kako, Nachi. Maybe Sendai. I can see Arashi and Sado getting into it too.

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>>19241851
>Sado
Only to make middle-aged men let their guard down

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>>19241860
You're confusing her with Tsushima.

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>Great looks
>Mature, hardworking and serious but also knows when to relax and have fun
>Likes the drink
>Quotes Oda FUCKING Nobunaga
I finally find the one, after 3 years of not marrying I know who i'm putting a ring on
I'm sorry for leaving you to rot at level 1 for so long Nachi

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>>19241829
Do not ogle my wife.

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>>19241895
Wasn't there quite many event maps where Nachi would have been useful?
Have you actually played during those 3 years?

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>>19241908
You also need her every month for the 2-5 quest.

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>>19241425
>think she has a mole on her thigh
>it's actually dirt on my screen

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>>19241895
>3 years
>level 1
are you just log in every few days?

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>>19242033
>MtU didn't finish the gumos

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>>19241895
Awful hair

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>>19242041
Not his fault they kept adding gumos after he moved on to other ship types.

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>>19242041
>>19242069
Maybe he got bored by the time he got to Okinami. He did add the other DDs from Winter/Spring 16.

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>>19242118
His battleship book is coming out soon.

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>>19242069
Was this ever scanned?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, Neuer having to put in a lot of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242217
Check sad panda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242217
As usual, sad panda
https://exhentai.org/g/1161425/0e60cb2af1/

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>>19240889
>arrows between fingers
Won't that hurt?

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>>19241342
Like fish and sea water.
>>19242257
It definitely will. The drawing is dumb.

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>>19241425
I still can';t get over how they turned her into a granny.

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>>19242243
>>19242239
>out of place Miku

Not sure how I feel about this

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>>19242315
It's on purpose. It represents Kaga's shoddy construction and how Ise's conversion probably wouldn't work well.

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>>19240835
Gee, did winning Guadalcanal, Midway, taking the Aleutians, bombing Darwin, not looking retarded at Wake, bombing the Panama Canal, bombing the flotilla at Ulithi, and blowing up shit in Russia not do it for you? Did you know that we've been back to Pearl Harbor already?

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>>19242451
its more of a surprise

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>>19242451
Sexualizing the Miku is always fine in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

Findings on the mini-event via survey:
http://kancolle.doorblog.jp/archives/53646432.html
http://kancolle.doorblog.jp/archives/53667527.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242448
But she doesn't look like a granny. There's nothing wrong with wearing the cardigan and glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242578
The cardigan is what old ladies wear though, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242695
She is 75 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242695
Not true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242482
Of course even rewriting history won't make Ise Kai Ni's actual ship design look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19240835
FGO hasn't really rewritten anything other than legends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19241895
>likes the drink
Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19241895
Nachi is underrated, good pick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242573
Translate it weebs

[Anonymous No.]

What could have led to a duck falling out of the sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242837
Falling? She ran into a cupnoodle trap which pulled her up it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242879
And Aki is about to get trapped too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242837
Are duckies this dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242919
They are only good for breeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242837
That's an amazing ass this duck dog has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19241895
Faggot, ashigara is the only good sister, enjoy your domestic abuse and used goods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242837
i want to mating press her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242956
All Myoukous are good Myoukous but Myoukou is peak Myoukou.

[Anonymous No.]

The office cleaning crew is here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242936
>that ass
>amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243121
The small one needs to clean my cock first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243121
Get the fuck out of my office.

>>19243128
That's not being fair as she's a carrier and the duck is a DD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243140
Not all carriers are squishable

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243121
Imagine fucking Tsushima while forcing Akebono to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243154
Good point.

But Intrepid's arse while nice is far too large for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243159
Imagine Tsushima forcing you to fuck Akebono while she watches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243159
Imagine Tsushima fucking you with the broom stick while forcing Kusobono to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243163
HMS Belfast detected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243174
Only a retard would fuck chinkfast.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243189
He's calling the other guy an Irishman, slowpoke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243193
I know, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19242837

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243170
What is she going to do with that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243212
More duck meme, please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19240835
I can't believe there's still retards here that post this kind of bullshit. Are you the newfag that's been posting lately?

[Anonymous No.]

It's time for a tsundere tittybote desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243154
Most are

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3162396?tags=suzuya_%28kantai_collection%29

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243128
And those carriers failed to understand that a flattop should be a flattop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243353
t. RJ

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243364
Shoukaku a shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243364
Ugly NTR queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243364
Cheating slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are people so obsessed with RJ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243369
>>19243373
>>19243375
Well memed my dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243382
>shitspit
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243377
She keeps hating on tits

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243388
Not canon, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243384
:^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243382
>posts shit memes
>complains about other shit memes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243384
>hating on British cuties

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243406
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243390
Might as well be.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I tackle the new Kagerou quest especially 5-3?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243390
But Intrepid has huge tits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243456
Shitbafu carriers' tits size is based on plane count, so yes Intrepid has huge tits since hers are the biggest among Shitbafu carriers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243476
The Midway carriers are all busty as fuck too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243456

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243488
Not in game, so what's the point of your heacanon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243384
>>19243410
How the fuck are you not banned yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243520
Because I haven't done anything ban worthy shitspitfag, now fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243520
it's not like bans mean anything these days when it's as easy as resetting your router to get around it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243520
Why aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243512
>not in game

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243535
Not him but the dragons in particular really aren't that busty. Not nearly as busty as in fanart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243535
I guess you weren't talking about Fatway-class then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243512
If only there were four busty Shibafu carriers that were famously sunk during the battle of Midway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243523
You wish I were a warspite fag, faggot.

>>19243532
Because I'm not spamming "fuck off" at things I don't like like >>19243523 is doing.

[Anonymous No.]

When I doodle my noodle to boats I like to pretend I'm Nimitz and they're war prizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243154
Ah, three bandaids, the ultimate underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243574
I pretend I'm myself and they love me for who I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243630
Sounds nice but I can't stretch my suspension of disbelief that far

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243630
>you will never be loved by a harem of beautiful warrior ship girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243651
>be loved by a harem of beautiful warrior ship girls
>constantly consumed by guilt they deserve better than you can give them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243655
>every time you send them out on a mission, you could be sending them to their deaths
>they still trust and love you unconditionally
>they even happily submit to being destroyed and repurposed to upgrade other girls
it's an existential nightmare being the admiral

[Anonymous No.]

Very green.

[Anonymous No.]

This week's expeditions have been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243728

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243749
I hope it's due to demand to personally refill the supplies of shipgirls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243728
Green is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243655
Only 3D whore bitches are materialists

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243754
Sex with Souryuu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243672
These bitches have a lot of safety nets that will prevent them from sinking, they have it way too easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>cute
>beautiful
>good voice
>mature, nice, good-natured personality
>variable 5 slots weapon platform on par with Yamato-class
>Shibafu's best work in years
>paragon for the revolutionary age of aviation battleships
What's your excuse for not giving her the ring yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243845
This desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
>cute
>beautiful
>Shibafu's best work in years
Only if you go by fanart or consider pixel-edged drawings good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
Her sister's better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
Because she sounds like a boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
What's yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
>>>paragon for the revolutionary age of aviation battleships

Like communism aviation battleship is one of those revolutions that you should not become a part of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243887
I've been married to her for as long as I've been playing, she my one and only wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
Because I married an even better girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
A potato voiced by a tomato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243909
homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
>looks like a dyke

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243910
TOSHINOU KYOUKO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
>best work
>Its shit
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243909
Why don't repair buckets work on her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243933
>>19243910
new OVA soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243909
K2 soon.
>>19243937
In the best traditions of chuuni, it's a wound from a special attack, it won't heal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243121
This is unironically the best Akebono CG there is. She's not the small kid in her regular CG, she's not the skinnybones with sharp face of her later CGs, and her legs are a miracle of the universe begging for grabbing while having sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243933
>a Saki Fujita ship yelling the name of a Yuka Ootsubo ship never
So much wasted potential.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243535
Of course not, they'd break the game in half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243909
Worst taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19239946
Would the clear rate have been higher if the final reward had been something better than Trophy Destroyer #9999?

[Anonymous No.]

Will we ever see her again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243989
I hope so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243989
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I haven't been able to connect consistently since 2 weeks, anyone else has this problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243989
When they introduce another Casablanca CVE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243989
I wanna see more of her
>>19244000
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244015
White Plains soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244047
Please don't traumatize my wife like that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244068
Too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244077
>Truck-kun claims another victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243910
Deep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244068
But that's always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243854
Lifelong fan time?

[Anonymous No.]

nurse me akashi

[Anonymous No.]

Do your weeklies, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244158
I refuse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244141
What a fucking slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243941
Nice! I hope there's S4, too.
>>19243958
They missed another golden opportunity when Sakura Ayane didn't voice Arashi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244068
>15k ton CA with 10 20cm guns
>loses a gun duel against a 10k ton CVE with a single 12.7cm gun

Yeah, your wife deserves to get bullied for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244158
Make me ugly bitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244158
Fuck you, I'm defecting to the army.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244266

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244248
As you do her from behind, you put a picture of a CVL in her face. And suddenly the fucking gets at least twice as good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244077
Casually committing sexual assault, as expected of an Elf

[Anonymous No.]

Did you forget to tell her Japanese sizes are different than American sizes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244315
Beautiful cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244315
>Japanese B Cup is American A Cup
>Japanese Medium is American Small
I thought it was just a meme but it's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244278
Are you ready for army air service sortie and maintenance quests?

[Anonymous No.]

Destroyers going to school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
I want to act out my deep dark fantasies with them and show them who's the boss of this school

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
Those school uniforms are too lewd. Especially Arashio, what a minx. And I see you, leatherman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
Fake. The train isn't jam-packed with Chikan Salarymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
They never arrived though, the police is still investigating who kidnapped them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244680
The police have done a shit job, casue they were in that puddle of semen in the corner of the cart.

[Anonymous No.]

Central Hime is the most underrated Abyssal. I want her to come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244680
It wasn't me, I only kidnap heavy cruisers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244692
Yeah she's nice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244694
>I only kidnap heavy cruisers

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244722
I want to cheer Graf up with my dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>Missed the event

[Anonymous No.]

How many ships with blue hair we have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244692
I want to be the one who restores her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
>that aniki

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244732
What a stupid looking dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244735
As in bright blue? Samiwho, Samiwho-clone, Urakaze, boy Mutsuki and a couple of onnaholes. So around half dozen.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching culinary TV shows with Richie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244764
Actually fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
A shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244625
Still hard to believe he's dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
Richie a cute. Too bad nobody seems to give two shits about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
Same, but under a cozy blanket while hand holding under the sheets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244817
Because she's trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244817
I give a shit about her.
Just not 2 shits. Let's be reasonable, I only have so much shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
I hope she enjoys super hero movies too

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
Cooking with wine with Richie!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244817
Most Akira Shipgirl are not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244887
With anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244885
I bet she only watches artsy European films. I want to force her to watch the entire MCU with me to bully her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244923
>watch the entire MCU

Nobody deserves this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244933
She does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244923
Super hero movies are fun, she would probably like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244933
I'll only allow her to eat fast food from big franchises while we watch it too. And she has to order off the menu, no special orders.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like femdom?
I hate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244942
>fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244774
>>19244887
I wanna do this but with Seaplane tender water hime

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244954
I don't think dominance politics belong in the bedroom, or in romantic relationships at all desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244933
A lot of the pre mcu capeshit movies were even worse, you can force her to watch those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244995
I unironically liked Batman and Robin. I was like 8 when it came out though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244736
Arizona-chan wouldn't be that good. She'd be like a slightly better Fusou without the BBV conversion.

[Anonymous No.]

Watching classic western animation with my shipgirls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245050
I wanna see a Popeye fairy beating the shit out of a bunch of fairies and a shipgirl like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245050
Glorious nippon steel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19244806
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245050
So thats how we won the war in the Pacific

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245085

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245114
You'll need to spoonfeed me anon as I don't know who that is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245134
Just google aniki. It's kind of a sad story now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245143
Oh, you were talking about that gay pornstar 4chan loved? I thought you were talking about the black guy in your earlier post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245169
Different anons but yea, rip billy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245169
Not him. Other guy was obviously talking about Billy Herrington, you can see the bottom of his picture on the top left of the image.
>4chan loved
Japan* loved. He became a huge meme over there, it's the only reason he was even known here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245211
Holy fucking cow I didn't even notice him in the image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245227
Took me a second look to see it too.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to make Intrepid my mommy wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245277
Stay away from my big sister you slut

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245297
Stay away from us, Sara

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245330
The booty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245330
A shame that she got shoved into a higher class category resulting in a subpar DD.

[Anonymous No.]

>Musashi lv 50 with just pvp
>220 instant constructions, 80 left to get catapult
>leveling ships when I have free time
Slow and steady I prepare myself for the next event.

[Anonymous No.]

Sluttiest gumo or SLUTTIEST gumo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245652
>158 flamethrowers
Help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245791
Expedition 7, 8 and dailies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ushio's assets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246016
How does she go out in public?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19243453
Kagerou, guns and night eq
Any fast BB, guns, night plane, AP
Suzuya, guns, 8cm, 3xplanes
Kumano, guns, 2x planes
Urakaze, ASW
Kagerou, guns and night eq

Run both support, use ASW for boss.
5-3 is super easy now with all the new stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245652
Also use this time to complete any quests you still haven't done yet!
>sortied to 1-4 and 2-2 at least 50 times each this weekend
>still no Tatsuta or Nachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246299
I get a lot of Nachis from 3-2A

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246023
Tides bullying another tide

[Anonymous No.]

Rather than Soya I think the mystery ship will most likely be a Fubuki class ship for ship this on ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246580
Who the fuck is Soya? Why believe an anon's random guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246593
Actually it was a Japanese person's random guess. Though I'm sure someone here parroted it too. Also Soya was an Icebreaker that served the IJN.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSVio4Ygb5E

[Anonymous No.]

My admiral is destined for greatness!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246667
cute idol

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Y9ArACyOo

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246605
I'm thinking it's another Russian meme ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246398
Are they going to execute her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246698
Tashkent was the only meme ship they had. The rest were old or mass produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246704
Nothing to stop them putting in a Kirov or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246722
Unless you are talking about the oversized missile cruisers, Kirovs of the WW2 were standard cruisers for their time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19240933
silly girls. If they feel hot - why are they still dressed? :y

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246698
Kancolle on Ice will obviously feature a pair of Skates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246739
Yeah I meant the WWII cruisers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246763
>YFW USS Skate is the one added.
Of course I'm assuming Ship This on ICE will have them skate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246809
Maybe they'll just slide around on their bellies and we'll get USS Penguin instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246605
Then I'm pretty sure the nip was just making a joke about ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246823
I think everyone was making a joke about ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245277
Why not just make her a mommy? She already calls you 'honey' like a good wife. Use your fucking dick on her and don't come back until she's pregnant you slacker!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19245330
I expected a fucking DOOMGUY reborn as a shipgirl. Instead we got this default cute little anime girl.

why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246866
Because you are retarded for expecting that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246023
she is a walking milkshake machine and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246866
Because they're saving that for USS Johnston.

[Anonymous No.]

>trying to do 3-5 through the south route
>DDs get taiha'd before the boss node more often than not
>even when I reach it I gotta rely on a lucky hit
How's the north route? I only have some sanshikis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246894
Sammy B is fine. Johnston will be fine.

>>19246897
>How's the north route?
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
How much is "some"? You only need 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246894
am not a burger. do tell what USS Johnston did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246920
almost like an event map

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246866
Because you are a retard who misinterpreted the stories wrong. Taffy 3 were pretty chill guys who did the best in a bad situation.
>>19246894
USS Johnston is someone who likes to fight, but in the stories she never came off as a doom guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246920
Sammy looks like a girl that spent the war doing nothing dangerous. She is too friendly and cuddly looking for a WAR HERO

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246925
He's retarded. USS Johnston is basically someone who likes to fight and will rush the enemy without waiting for orders. Not doom guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246920
You left you the fact that they're all in diamond formation, and that none of them actually hurt as a result except sometimes the initial airstrike

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246933
>Sammy looks like a girl that spent the war doing nothing dangerous.
Her job wasn't supposed to be that dangerous other than the occasional aerial attack or submarine attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
>No kai2
>shigurin

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246926
Your choices are to get taiha going south or get taiha going north, except north also costs more fuel, ammo, and bauxite.

>>19246936
Yeah. Regardless, he's got that first battleship node and Hoppou to go with it, and then tsu shoots his planes anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
North is easier first couple kills.
Last kill south is easier.
Sanshiki not needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246950
Hoppou isn't even that bad. I was farming her final version before moving onto the boss node during the spring event. Tsu's a bitch, but you compensate by loading all of your small slots with fighters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246933
Anon the hero of the US Army in Europe was a fucking midget who was rather chill. Finnish sniper was a guy who liked working with animals. They were not Solid Snake or Rambo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246964
I swear by north-south with 4 kouhyouteki, Hayasui, and Teste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246950
Go figure, I'm just guessing from >>19246897 image that this was a head on and that it was just pure bulling with the help of the battleship. right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246975
Doubt the guy in the original post has Haytasui and Teste when he doesn't even have a full fleet of Kai Nis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246979
Its more of a case of using shit ships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246982
That's is a good fuckin' point. Newer players definitely would have more success on the north route.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
use Hayasui and AV comp

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246972
>Finnish sniper was a guy who liked working with animals.
And a messed up face thanks to the Slavs that were out to kill him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
If you don't have Hayasui then just use the north comp.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it true that a KanColle fanfic is now the longest piece of western online literature? Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
I have literally never heard of this but it sounds possible and likely absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
Sounds retarded, but I believe it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
Yes, and it's an absolute shitshow of a story. It's half "look mom, I'm so edgy" bullshit and half literal copypaste technical shit from Wikipedia to pad out the length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
Yeah but it's so shit that it's more of a shameful thing. Fucking autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
>>19247102
>half literal copypaste technical shit from Wikipedia to pad out the length.
For this same reason is that garbage like the length of a fanfic/internet literature tends to mean shit, it's fucking easy to copy paste shit. Absolute cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246926
3-5 is quite literally an event map. I remember the horror of an event boss returning in an EO.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247102
I don't think Wikipedia articles are long enough to pad length.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
i'm curious but also disgusted can you link it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247134
There aren't that many KanColle stories on FF.net, just select the highest length setting and you'll find it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247134
I believe this is it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10333897

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
It beat the MLP x Fallout one? That's the last time I heard was the record holder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247146
> MLP x Fallout
Jesus christ. I don't even want to imagine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247146
>MLP x Fallout
super mutant pony in enclave power armor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247145
How the fuck do you write for more than 4 years and not even play the game?
>never did I think someone would actually me down to my Youtube channel demanding that I put out another chapter given how many people fucking hate this fic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
>writer is edgy shigure fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247193
What in that cowardly dog keeps attracting these edge lords?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247146
>MLP x Fallout
Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247193
He doesn't even know about his source material, it's fueled with fanbase misconceptions and memes. There's an unironic doge meme in the first page.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247193
The memes write themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247205
She gets that "badass" fanart and vibe that draws those type of people on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247207
>>19247152
>>19247169
I thought people on /jp/ would be well versed in autism. How have you not heard of Fallout:Equestria? There's so much content it's practically its own franchise at this point. They've even (self) published books

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247216
/jp/ is for oriental autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247193
The Hieda name does not deserve to be associated with such filth

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247216
/jp/ is rather isolationist. There's enough Japanese autism here, no need to look for more outside except maybe /a/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247226
I wish I could unlearn western autism, funny for years but now it just makes me want to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247145
>its longer than the smash bros fanfic despite starting 6 years after

how does this happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
Its pretty incredible that it beat out that Smash fic. I don't think it's right for a story to go on this long. It's like One Piece for me, I'd like to get into it but with how long it is? No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247260
Raw, unbridled autism. Posts a new chapter every three days, each about 10k words long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247260
Based seihai-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247260
Never again will I underestimate the power of shigurefags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247276
>underestimating shigurefags
>ever
Is there a ship in existence with an even more autistic fanbase?

[Anonymous No.]

She's defenseless

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247240
Japanese autism isn't any better. You should probably just get out of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247295
What are those eyes even supposed to represent?

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is in the buckets?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247380
Magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247410
I could never understand the point of bullying loyal and dutiful girlships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247429
>loyal
You just want people to start funposting, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247380
Water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247429
>loyal
>Shoukaku

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247431
>>19247434
I am talking about fighting the damn war you worthless memers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247429
>loyal

[Anonymous No.]

>Teruterupoope
I don't speak French. Is this supposed to mean something or is it just another imitation gaijin mistake?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247354
Possibly, but at least I have a choice with Japanese autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247481
Your choice is an illusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247464
Nevermind. Read the EN wiki and it's there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246897
Why do you need sanshiki? You don't have to beat up Hoppou unless you want to farm for Maruyu.
If you are trying to beat the Ise quest, just use
Ise
Hitomi/Iyo
Kitakami/Ooi
Abukuma/Yura
Suzuya
Kumano

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247483
>choice is an illusion.
Every choice is an illusion, but so what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
https://mobile.twitter.com/AuraGuyChris/status/883522132713525248

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247079
>>19247810
So how do they measure their autism?
Pages? Words? Chapters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247756
As long as you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247829
words

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>bullying a shipgirl who devotes their lives to you
YAMERO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248071
>he doesn't bully his boats

Remember, most of these girls are ex-IJN and they don't feel like you really love them unless you constantly abuse them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246667
Best MMD

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248277
I-Is that so?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246925
Johnston was in taffy 3 with Sam. When Kurita fleet popped up on the horizon she charged directly into them alone without orders to make a torpedo attack, taking fire from the entire fleet the whole way. Probably only survived because the nips thought she was a CA. She decapitated Kumano with a torp then on the way out took 3 shells from Kongo that fucked up her engines and steering and a number of 6 inch shells that destroyed her bridge and wounded her captain. He moved to the ass of the ship to steer her from a backup position right above the rudder.
By the time she made it back from her run the other DDs and DEs were charging in too so she turned around and went back in with them without torpedoes to provide gun support.
She traded fire with Kongo for a while then attacked a cruiser that was lighting up Gamby, then she turned to intercept a nip DD squadron that was going after the CVEs. They launched all their torps at her but missed then pulled back to avoid her, probably still thinking she was a CA.
That's when her engines finally gave out though. She was surrounded and pounded till she sank. There's a bunch of different versions of what happened next but the one I've heard most is a nip ship, probably Yukikaze, sailed by and saluted her as she sank.

Anyways none of that necessarily means she'll get a bloodthirsty characterization. She'll probably just be Poi 2.0.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248393
Beaver best wind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246934
>>19248393
Now that's disappointing. I was expecting her to sail really fast, shotgunning the yellow demons, then shot a rocket straight into the Icon of Shinto and hit Tojo's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248511
That was E-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248521
I heard E-chan sunk the IJN and raped the emperor, then wrote lewd things all over his body and took pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248534
There's a bronze statue based on those pictures out in front of the Pentagon to this day

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be on top of Fuu-chan too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248708
me behind them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248737
You take Hamanami. Fuu-chan is mine.And no, I'm not sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248753
I prefer Hamanami she is weak willed coward perfect for blackmail and coercion

[Anonymous No.]

FujiOki > FujiHama

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248915
Fujinami is the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248984
Not as cute as Fuu'un as far as gumos go though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248989
But Fujinami is the cuter one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247215
I prefer exhibitionist Shigure

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247365
Death.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm kinda surprised noone has put Intrepid in a Sailor Jupiter outfit considering they're both tall brunettes with ponytails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19249683
That's cause they share a common thing: people don't care enough about them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248277
Tatsuta constantly abuses me since she became Kai Ni.

What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19247429
it's a matter of ''Oh she is so nice and gentle and loving - SHE CAN'T BE THIS PERFECT IT IS A RUSE SHE MUST BE A WHORE BEHIND MY BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE''

Just ignore the autism, and enjoy the best crane sister.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19249774
Or people just enjoy the suffering of others...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248534
E-chan is totemo sugoii desu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19249683
I want to shake her in a dance and then drink her potato milkshakes straight from the sources.

[Anonymous No.]

Yo how it's supposed to level a Destroyer to 165? 4-3? 5-4 FS? 1-5A squad for motherfucking 10k times?

I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250002
why would you need a DD at 165?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250002
PVP flagship with good torpedo tubes, high luck and somebody else carrying searchlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250002
All those supreme Nips with pages of lvl 165 DDs usually abuse 1-5-1, so... Have fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250002
endless 4-3, 5-4 and pvp

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250041
>lvl 165
>1-5-1
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with Umikaze!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250065
I used to confuse her with Hatsukaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250102
I don't see how when they have no similar features.

[Anonymous No.]

A girl shouldn't be exposing so much skin in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250102
Hatsu is a robot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250112
No, I didn't know what either of them looked like before, only their names. So I assumed the blue haired one was Umikaze.

[Anonymous No.]

Could somebody post 6-4 Isekai2 quest fleet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250194
kamo fleet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250156
Oh, guess I can't argue with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250247
And Hatsucatze is a cutie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250225
Could you post it with equips?
I tried west side only few times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250002
First node of 1-5 with oASW, full slots to not waste time with drops and only resupply when your ships are empty. Better get something to watch in the background to stay somewhat sane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250255
you can replace 1 zuiun with ap shell

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250156
What is she doing with that glove pull?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250369
Detecting sick perverts like you.

[Anonymous No.]

Help, I can't beat the 4-5 part of B114.
Any suggestions for setups?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250403
Ise, Hyuuga, Sara, Yodo, CA, DD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250403
If you already cleared 4-5 wait for the reset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250429
The quest only needs A rank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250424
A strong surface CA and a duck for the last two?

>>19250429
Haven't touched the bar yet this month.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250450

[Anonymous No.]

Any good vanilla doujin with Kashima?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250530
There are none.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250530
>Kashima
>vanilla
Atago has a stranglehold on those, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250289
How often do you pass Ru node?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250565
>posting NTR
Absolutely disgusting, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250565
They want the admiral to drown in sorrow of fucking every other girl but them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250585
Which girl(s) was admiral fucking during that time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250585
>They want the admiral to drown in sorrow by fucking every other kid but him?
Corrected

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250609
I'm so sorry for you being a deformed dwarf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250538
>>19250565
Being a vanillafag is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250619
I liked the one where she fucked the fat admiral as some weird form of pitty (relatable), and the one where she wanted to just use the admiral but ended up brainwashed into crawing his semen (sorry, forgot the names of both). They were really close to vanilla in some ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250654
>they were close to vanilla
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250654
>the one where she wanted to just use the admiral but ended up brainwashed into crawing his semen
This one was hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250669
But it ended up in pretty much pure love (at least in the first one) and non-abuse happy endings in both, so in some ways - yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250690
Anon are you high? Why would I want to read a mind break doujin for only a few pages of vanilla?
I'm not even into mind break

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250722
Some of us are already so broken inside we can't even tell the difference anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250722
It wasn't mindbreak though. She got virtually trained into it. And i mean literally, not by mindbreak sex or torture or any direct means. Just had it written into her virtual training program (by her sister irc).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250753
>Just had it written into her virtual training program (by her sister irc)
This is totally mindbreak btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250722
>>19250747
See, like this guy >>19250753

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250753
>trained to do stuff she wouldn't have done on her own volition
>claiming it isn't mindbreak or brainwashing
I'm not sure if I should be surprised with you guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250803
She didn't act any differently untill they actually started having sex.
I don't know if imprinting, or indoctrination, could be considered some form of mindbreak.

>>19250843
She wanted to have sex herself but for her own reasons. But the program kicked in during it and she ended up "genuinely" wanting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250863
>I don't know if imprinting, or indoctrination, could be considered some form of mindbreak.
Come the fuck on now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250886
Is being taught something considered mindbreak too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250654
>the one where she wanted to just use the admiral but ended up brainwashed into crawing his semen (sorry, forgot the names of both)

This one? Yeah, that was pretty damn good story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250892
I don't think those are tears of happiness Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250891
>indoctrination=teaching something
You attended Best Korea School of Teaching I see

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250753
>(by her sister irc)
Ah, yes. No one can hate women more than women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250530
IIRC there is ''Kashima is a good girl''

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250911
That is what makes it so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250919
She did it for admirals sake.

>>19250917
I dunno about you, but i hated most of the shit i was taught in school and university (or just the very process), and only came to appreciate it after i ended up utilising it later on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250911
It's the tears of someone who didn't think of falling in love, but accidentally ended up that way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250892
>this is vanilla
Are you guys serious

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250955
I said almost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250955
I got a set of vanilla if you want them.
All of them with Kashima of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250930
Uni teach ya how to submit to the cock, did they? Must have been in a fraternity.

>>19250955
>you guys
It's just one crazy person

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250891
Let's subliminally teach you to love choking on dicks, anon. You'll appreciate it when you start salivating at the sight of them and be clueless why.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250971
The admiral fell in love with her. Katori helped her fall in love with him. They marry while thinking about each other. Happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250955
It is karma is a bitch-style mindbreak stuff, that is basically vanilla but with little bit of extra spiciness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250892
Evil Kashima is so much better than regular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250892
This doujin is what you call karma, that bitch deserve it.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are too negative.

Like this >>19250984 guy said, it's the lightest form of mind manipulation, that unfolds itself into a happy ever after vanilla (with a touch of regret though, but who deosn't have it).

[Anonymous No.]

>>19248521
>>19248534
E will praise the carrier divisions and think Yamato is the most beautiful thing ever. No IJN girls will gets lines about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251003
>happy ending
>regret

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251023
She'll also be drawn by Shibafu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251028
Life together can be really hard and can make you think really strange things at times, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251023
Nah, she will mock how garbage they are and praise the cranes for not being total shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251046
Nah, she'll be Lady Macbeth, traumatised by the blood on her hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251046
Or just not remember who the fuck the first and second division are.
>Kaga...who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251046
>>19251072
This is C2 we're talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250530
Doujin with Kashima+Hamakaze was just great. My dick cried tears of happiness. Check the artist for more Kashibooks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251023
Sad but true. I actually want crazy and/or plain evil E bullying everyone. But of course no such luck. At least some gap moe would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251083
This one?
https://hitomi.la/galleries/1033995.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251096
>crazy and/or plain evil E
It's shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251096
She'll be a Tenryuu at best.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251075
You're right, they're lazy incompetent and boring to do anything interesting. They will just copy paste lines like usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251096
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251112
Enjoy your cliched cool beauty personality #924.

>>19251107
Well I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251124
>your cliched cool beauty personality #924
But I like cute girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251124
>cliched cool beauty personality #924
Better than edge, which would be extremely out of place in KanColle anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251131
That will depend on whether Shibafu does her, or someone else.

>>19251133
>referring to war in a game based on it is too edgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251139
>referring to war in a game based on it is too edgy

>>19251096
>I actually want crazy and/or plain evil E

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251142
Tell that to how brutally she murdered everyone during the war.

[Anonymous No.]

Awkward Enterprise who spent so much time alone she forgot how to socialise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251146
With planes? Like how every carrier does?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251147
The optimal Enterprise is one who constantly one ups Zuikaku over trivial shit like Valentine's Day chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251158
>look at how better my chocolate looks and tastes compared to that of the overgrown flat kid and that weird zombie with a sidetail

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251112
Not who you're replying to but.

>Wanting E to asskiss 1st carrier division.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251168
Exactly. And Zuikaku, being an immature child, rises to the bait and does something to one up E in the next holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251147
+Abandonment issues and survivor's guilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251175
Except she fails even more miserably.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you mean you are not interested in a perfectly healthy physical relationship with Hagikaze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251175
Because there's no way to have a middle-ground right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251184
I don't want to cheat on my wife, especially with a filthy DD

[Anonymous No.]

Enterprise, slayer of nips or Missouri, endless shame?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251168
No, she shouldn't make it personal. She should be embarassed because she assumed Japan wouldn't celebrate a western holiday, run out and grab as much chocolate as she can find and hastily fly it to the admiral on her planes, which are overloaded and crash into Turkey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251190
meant for >>19251173

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251184
Because Kamelie has a bad case of same face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251190
Zuikaku is too immature for that.

>>19251194
Missouri is more probable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251194
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

I want Enterprise to be girly like Sara

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251200
Other girls constantly get whacked by stray Enterprise planes. She's a real menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251184
Because she'll just make me sick with the shite she feeds me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251180
Until one day she changes her hair again and seduces the E.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251194
Both

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251200
Kamikazes were a Jap thing anon. It's actully more probable that Zui tried to salvage her valentines, and her overloaded planes crashed into E. Which she brushed off and just kept on waling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251215
Ugly CG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251215
>yuri
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251222
They drop their chocolate onto Zui instead of crashing into her then.

[Anonymous No.]

But let's not kid ourselves. We're probably never getting her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251237
N-next event for sure la

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251237
We'll get Hornet instead, that way Tanaka can force CV launched medium bomber gimmicks into future events.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251237
Everytime you say this they eventually prove you wrong, why bother at this point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251252
I want to be wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251248
Rodney next event, it's RN's turn for a capital ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251250
It'll be Yorktown, she satisfies Tanaka's tragedy boner better having gone into battle at midway still injured and firing off the scouts that found the last nip carrier before she died.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251252
"Eventually" is a shit way of proving anything. It's like saying anit-grav cars will never happen. They will, but you may be long dead before then, technically not having shit proven to you at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251204
So it's just the face then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251260
>anit-grav cars will never happen
>They will

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251258
You already have Warspite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251277
And we got Intrepid even though we already had Saratoga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251267
If people who say some shit may never happen don't live to the point where they could be proven wrong, they die "unproven wrong". And the later people who saw that happen but dind't care about that shit to begin with, doesn't prove the condition of the former invalid.
"I" want to see it happen, my childs' grandchildren won't give a shit when it happens during their life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251258
Ise K2 already fulfilled this year's eye cancer quota,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251292
lel

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251281
Because the USN's thing was carrier spam.

[Anonymous No.]

How do you manage your kancolle folder?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251284
KanColle won't make it past 2114.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251284
I'm more questioning the fact that you believe anti-gravity will ever happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251292
Hyuuga is still coming.

[Anonymous No.]

How come Ise got K2? Nobody gives two shits about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251316
Popularity never mattered for K2s you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246306
I got Nachi!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251314
People didn't believe in rail acceleration and military purpose lasers too. It's sci-fi in real life, may take anywhere from decades to centuries, no guarantees, but has chances of happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251328
And they'll have 21st century Kantai Collection to go with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251328
Those two always had real science behind them, anti-grav doesn't. It only exists in equations. Actually making it work requires use of exotic matter we have no evidence of existing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251328
Its been over 300 years and we still don't fully understand gravity let alone anti-gravity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251354
>don't fully understand gravity
We don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251370
How to make it work is a bit more intricate than understanding how it works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251370
Let me ask you this.
What exactly causes gravity and how does it act over long distances?
Why it is significant in large objects but have seemingly no effect in a smaller ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251412
A heavenly object is spinning, at the same time, it pulls surrounding space-time toward itself like how you spin a cloth on a table.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251412
He's a big secret: gravity is not real. Not to the extent we've lead to believe. It's a very weak force. What people call gravity is actually electromagnetism. Everything is.

[Anonymous No.]

We /sci/ now?
>tfw I'm dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251412
>Why it is significant in large objects but have seemingly no effect in a smaller ones?
Large objects have more space to slot [CtrlX] consoles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251447
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could make ろ号 even the tiniest bit faster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251428
Does space-time accumulate or dissipate?
If we spin hard enough, can we rip space-time fabric and time travel or space jump like in sci-fi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251316
Fuck you, I've liked Ise and Hyuuga since ever. More than that piece of shit Yamashiro, but was forced to use that one for K2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251708
Wow you got some shit taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251708
>Yamashiro
Fusou is the only ship from either class a sane man would love

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251768
She, Mutsu and Love hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251316
First, K2 is decided on a coin toss, I'm 89% sure. It has nothing to do with popularity.
Second, Ise-class is love. Pure, deep, passionate love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251846
They are boring Zuiun addicts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251474
Damn, I really want a spiral power to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251869
Behead those who insult Zuiun.

[Anonymous No.]

Behead Zuiun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250980
he might be gay or bi - you never know :v

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251945
He WILL be

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251945
>:v

[Anonymous No.]

>>19250996
I want to dick her evil sister more

[Anonymous No.]

Ah I want to do some refueling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251184
my yandere of a wife will throatfuck me with her glaive if I have even slightly lewd thoughts about this DD, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251211
I want the big E to be Nachi but more elegant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251998
sux2bu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252007
I want her to be Shoukaku but more faithful

[Anonymous No.]

Musashi is a miracle of the universe

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252016
I want her to be RJ but more flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252034
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251215
I want my Turkey to be like that every day damnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251304
I don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251447
I think we would much rather be /sci/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251939
no u

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252078
B-But I'm not smart, I would be bullied

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>>19252015
eh, it's not always that bad. She can be a very nice girl too. When she is sleeping, mostly...

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>>19252028
her vagina will pulverize your dick, Anon.

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>>19252106
Tame your woman anon

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>>19252095
You won't if you dedicate your life to becoming the smartest boi, Anon

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>>19252118
Last time I tried she forced me to eat her out in front of her own big sister.

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>>19252112
The Potato sisters didn't have any trouble with her.

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>>19252143
since when they had dicks tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252153
Fairy magic

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>>19252161

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>>19252136
I think you need to man up, anon

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>>19252185
How did you think they sunk all those nip ships?

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>bongs got a nice looking CV
>burgers got a potato one

Why the hell

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>>19252273
>Nice looking one
Ark looks like shit though.

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>>19252284
Still way better than potato intrepid

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>>19252297
And that is not impressive, and she still looks like shit. Also, you forgot that burgers got Saratoga, so why complain.

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>>19252273
Potato HMS Hermes soon. Houshou needs a friend.

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>>19252196
I am just a human - can't do too much against someone with that many horsepowers in her.

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>>19252314
I would not be surprised if Tanaka chooses to go that route at this point.

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>>19252273
Too many burgers for one artist.

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>>19252348
>most modern
lel

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>>19252348
>aeroplane

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>>19252348
>>19252356
>>19252366
one day the future generations will laugh at us just like we do it right now

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>>19252387
Except the joke was that it wasn't the most modern at its time when it was finished.

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>>19252387
Ark was shit when she was brand new.
I like the girl but the ship itself was trash.

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>>19252407
>>19252411
I stand corrected.

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>>19252387
It is propaganda.

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Reading the Weekly Shounen Jump issue with Maya!

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>Newer, larger CV than Yorktown
>Every aspect of her performance is so inferior it makes her look like a CVL in comparison
I want to hug her and tell her it's okay since she tried her best

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>>19252470
As long as she gives good head...

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>>19252366
Probably the worst place to ask, but that reminds me: what happened with the diaeresis in English? I keep seeing it while reading Lovecraft, like "aëroplane" but looks isn't used anymore.

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>>19252513
It's a pain in the ass to speak that way so people naturally stopped doing it.

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Newfag here, so when your ship sinks she’s lost forever?
Bros that’s way to much pressure, my heart can’t take it

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>>19252645
If you don't be a kuso it isn't a problem

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>>19252645
Yes, but the only way she can sink is if you enter a new node with that ship on taiha. So you just have to play it like a roulette and keep rolling for the good result.

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>>19252645
You need to be specially dumb or a gambling addict to sink your ships.

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>>19252645
They only sink when you advance in red. You basically have to try to get them killed.

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>>19252660
Ah I see, that makes it easier

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I always wonder how all the girls that got '100-to-0'ed by a lucky crit in real life feel about sinking protection mechanics.

[Anonymous No.]

Ships should be sinkable when they're on Orange.

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>>19252687
They should be instakillable as any, just not permanently but diched from the sortie.

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>>19252489
Yorktown beats her in this too I am certain

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>>19252645
That's why we have shouha, chuuha and taiha signals, fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19251708
>Fuck you, I've liked Ise and Hyuuga since ever. >More than that piece of shit Yamashiro
Holy shit taste Batman

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>>19252297
Intrepid is cute. CUTE.
But Ark is cute too.

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>>19252768
If you squished them together would it be considered symmetrical or asymmetrical docking?

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>>19252297
Intrepid is more useful, and cute.

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>>19252783
More useful yes, cute no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19252779
With tits like these, seriously?

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>>19252817
So a stick lost in a sea of meat

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>>19251370
Ironically, gravity is the least well-understood of the 4 fundamental forces

>>19251412
>What exactly causes gravity
Matter warping spacetime

>how does it act over long distances?
The same way electromagnetism does. There's no reason for it to drop off

>Why it is significant in large objects but have seemingly no effect in a smaller ones?
Because of the gravitational constant. You're better off asking why that's so small compared to other coupling constants

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone knows how the traditional japanese wife is portrayed. But what about american ones?

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>>19252856
>traditional
Yeah those barely exist anymore.Only desperate christmas cakes act like that.

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>>19252856

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>>19252817
Yes, fan art is what we see all time time and must sortie with.

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>>19252835
>a sea of meat

Meat sea best sea

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>>19252870
Why?

>>19252881
Fair enough. I don't like her on the newest seasons, though.

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>>19252856
>traditional
Sara. Shitty modern media doesn't portray traditional archetypes of that sort anymore, it isn't "empowering" enough.
Doesn't mean they stopped existing though. I could name half a dozen ladies like that off the top of my head from among my Mom's friends. Just not as young or attractive, obviously. 3D is a cruel mistress.

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>>19252890
Shibafu gave Intrepid huge tits man

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>>19252870
>those barely exist anymore
That's not true, you're just looking in the wrong places. Walk into a Sunday morning church service in a small town, you'll be shocked.

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>>19252928
I was talking about traditional wives in general, as in both countries, but sure they're not all gone and the anon above was correct as its becoming more clearer as media wants to downplay those types of people.

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>>19252912
How is the traditional archetype of a good american wife?

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>>19253007
That's hard to define quickly except by pointing at an example, like Sara. Kind, motherly, honest, devoted. Not much different than the Japanese archetype, just without the focus on being demure, and with some value given to being emotionally strong/mature.

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>>19253007
If a Japanese housewife's weapon is Naginata then an American Housewife's weapon is a gun.

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>>19253007
Barefoot and pregnant.

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>>19253080
I don't think he meant native American

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>>19253076
>If a Japanese housewife's weapon is Naginata

Funny how the only shipgirl with that type of weapon reeks of sex and sexual deviations.

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Who is the last shipgirl that would ever betray you?

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>>19253129
No shipgirl would ever betray their admiral

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>>19253135
This, its like they're programmed to be for you and only you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19253135
The lesbian ones already have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19253158
I fucking hate yuri so much

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>>19253154
Did you really think you're the only admiral?

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>>19253168
Kaga hates you too.

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>>19253181
There are better carriers anyway
She's going to be scrapped when Taihou arrives

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>>19253169
Well yeah in that world that I log in of course, same thing applies to every other admiral. I mean if any ship girl thought cucking their admiral for another was ok, then they're going to have a hard time.

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>>19253192
Who do you think you're going against when you do pvp training runs?

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>>19253203
Just dummies HQ keeps throwing my way, standard protocol, gotta keep the girls in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19253203
Fuck off cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>19253007
Iowa.

[Anonymous No.]

Hagikaze checking your temperature!

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>>19253203
I really like the idea of interrupting another admiral's sortie with my PvP fleet.

[Anonymous No.]

Kamo wants to batoru.

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>>19253260
What idiot uses their head to check temperatures?

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>>19253358
Why am I looking at her from inside a party van?

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>>19252856
Sara hands down

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>>19253367
She's going to have a party.

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>>19253360
So you're saying she should use her body!?

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>>19253358
What kind of batoru? Card games?

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>>19253386
No because I'm not a sexual harrassment creep.

You use those things you put in your mouth.

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>>19253405
Her tongue!?!

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>>19253411
A thermometer you oblivious fuck!

Like, what sane person would use their tongue on someone who doesn't brush their teeth?

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>>19253428
A meat thermometer?!

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>>19253358
You're going to have to get through her first!

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Who's stopping the Admiral from being a sexual harassment creep?

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>>19253447
Oh just fuck off already with your "shirou" denseness already.

[Anonymous No.]

Some fit elderly women making a pass at you as they pass by.

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>>19253606
This meme was never funny or clever

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>>19253606
but I am not into grannyfucking

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>>19253655
Your loss.

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>>19253676
yeah, I'd take Kamikaze and Asakaze any time any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>finished refuelling quest before 3 transports

epic

[Anonymous No.]

>going through massive sortie quest backlog
>Saratoga 5-5 quest

It's been a long time since I've dealt with Re-class, but holy fuck this is frustrating.

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>>19253951
Sparkle your fleet, sparkle support, sparkle other support.

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>>19252095
Have your ships tutor you.

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>>19253986
>using support

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>>19254165
Whatever, dude.

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>>19253951
Why didn't you do it when you were doing your New Years Quests?

[Anonymous No.]

Next Gumo kai ni when?

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>>19254175
Soon™

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>>19254171
I may not have done that one.

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>>19254175
>>19254183
Which one?

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>>19254175
Fujinami kai ni soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19254216
Hayashimo is the only good one.

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>>19254216
I bet it's the fake one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19254216
Kaza

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>>19254216
Aki

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does /jp/ like shibafu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19254276
No

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>>19253879
Three (3) runs to 5-4. BAM!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19254276
Nobody hates Shibafu. They're all tsundere for him.

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>>19254276
needs to go back to art school, needs fine tuning.
badly needs fine tuning.

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>>19254276
I have no problem with him outside of obvious fuckups like the first summer Mikuma. People can pretend he has an objectively bad art style or whatever, but the way his designs stand the test of time despite not being particularly flashy or fanservicey proves his talent.