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>> No.19217769

Feels bad to post in the thread just to instantly get archived

>> No.19217807
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>> No.19217821

I want a minotaur to bully me sexually by using wrestling!

>> No.19217828

I want to help monster girls find confidence and love...through huge heaving boobs!

>> No.19217841
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>chaos op
Good thread.

>> No.19217844

Is this an adult Nacho?

>> No.19217857
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how would monster girls react if you told one that you had a healing fetish?

which monster girl would be the best at it or would like to be the one being healed?

>> No.19217859

Shit thread.

>> No.19217863
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The thread died so once again,
very good new wife picture
Really satisfied with how it turned out, this was a good pose to go with.

>> No.19217868

Mindflayers are so nice, giving humans a taste of what it is to be a monster.

>> No.19217877

>Additionally, irritated by her insults, the huge spider will bite her body, and directly inject a bodily fluid through his fangs that contains a high concentration of the man's mana which will mix with her blood and violate her body from the inside, continuously providing her with irresistible pleasure; she'll convulse, constantly climaxing over and over, and each additional thrust of a tentacle will yield yet another climax. During this, her abusive voice will fall silent, and instead, she'll just keep uttering sweet words and apologies for her insults. This is because she is expressing her original personality after having the venom that was adversely affecting her spirit neutralized by the man's mana. Only when their body is filled with their husband's mana is their heart able to feel at ease.

Personally the healing aspect the the main reason I love the Nacho. I would want to keep her pumped full of cum and venom at all times so she was able to be happy as much as possible.

>> No.19217879

I need a pic of a Bunyip in a full ghillie suit stalking her man in the jungle, after all gotta find someway to hide in the underbrush if the explorer you've been following for days leaves the vicinity of the river.

Just give it a little more time, I'm sure she'll gather the courage to say something, that or she'll go blank and initiate the rape train.

>> No.19217881

What are you going to do about it?

>> No.19217883

Doesn't she get weird looks., going into public like that?

>> No.19217892

wanna find out punk?

>> No.19217898

really need art of a trashy bunyip huffing gasoline

>> No.19217907
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Nachos aren't always lolis. The way they shittalk you differs too I think..

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You can marry up to three of them.

>> No.19217930

Feel free to leave any time.

>> No.19217931

>The way they shittalk you differs too I think..

He never said anything like that. It's up to the author. All he said was while most are like the entry, there are adults also.

>> No.19217934

Well they can no longer call you a lolicon.

>> No.19217936

25 and 37.

>> No.19217937

I dunno. Why not I guess?

>> No.19217944

26,36, 52

>> No.19217946

I seem to have taken a wrong turn. Where is the Lamia selection?

>> No.19217951

18, 35 and 40

>> No.19217954

Not If I do too

>> No.19217955

His making of on enty just has:

>While in the profile text you're supposed to read their phrases like "You are the lowest scum.", when they're husband and wife, it really kinda sounds more like "You're the lowest scum... <3"

>> No.19217966
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Looks more like a teen nacho. She also comes in abs flavour.
I want a nacho like that so smother me with her breasts while complaining that I'm just the same as the rest of them and think of nothing but tits.

>> No.19217976

The lamia pit you mean?

>> No.19217984
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Everyone is fond of owls.

>> No.19217988

I bet even if you risk your life to save a Nacho they berate you

>You stupid, bottomfeeding, ugly, idiotic, sex crazed, pig! Don't you ever worry me like that again do you understand!?

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>> No.19218001

That jaw soils things.

>> No.19218006

This is always cute.

>> No.19218011

I actually remember that part of the making-of translation but nothing else really. Affectionate insults are a strange concept, but it's oddly cute. Nachos are good girls.

Shame about the disgusting transformationshit

>> No.19218013

Three copies of 13.

>> No.19218020

Why the FUCK does only one of them have a tail?
You call these succs? Send it back.

>> No.19218023

>no muscular one(s)

>> No.19218025

12, 37, 40.

>> No.19218026 [SPOILER] 
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What kind of partner would you go on an adventure with?

>> No.19218036
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>no wings
>only two have tails
I choose none.

>> No.19218038

3, 39 and 44 are my wiiiiiiiives!!!!

>> No.19218042
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Cry harder.

>> No.19218045

>"You stupid perverted lowlife, all it takes is a some fat in your face and you're cumming like a leaky faucet!
>"Do you really like tits that much that they turn you into a brainless rutting machine? Then don't worry, as long as you can keep your dick hard, you can look at them as much as you want"

>> No.19218048

I choose the lich

>> No.19218052

Level 97 Valkyrie

>> No.19218059

37, 39 and 51

She would be pregnant before leaving the first town

>> No.19218061

Are my preferences getting too meta if I think it's really cute when a monster thinks it's really cute when a little human girl takes an interest in lewd things?

>> No.19218065

Kikimoras make the best size queen buttsluts.
Debate me, you will lose.

>> No.19218068

Salamanders are lame, call me when they're as stylish as a Japanese hack and slash character.

>> No.19218070

That's the stuff, I want to mating press a nacho like that while sucking on her huge breasts. I don't like the spider thing but I'd accept it for her.

>> No.19218072

Something like that, yes please. I’m afraid I’m late for my appointment.

>> No.19218074

Nah, it's fine to think that.

>> No.19218076

Just imagine they're hidden

>> No.19218077

Adorable marshmallows full of killing instinct with no room left for anything else

>> No.19218082
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Is it possible to make an oni cum just by rubbing their horns?

>> No.19218089

Drunken or sober?

>> No.19218091

>with no room left for anything else
Delete this, owls are kashkoi.

Now make them curry.

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Are you sure about that, anon? They say once you enter one of them you don't leave for days, and when you do is normally married and with at least a couple of wives.

>> No.19218101

Let me hand you a torch then

>> No.19218110

literally a bird with no brain

>> No.19218112

You are like a little baby. Watch this.

>I think it’s cute when a monster would go onto a monster girl thread to read about men talking about monster girls thinking they’re cute when they talk about being lewd.

>> No.19218121

>Couple of wives
I think that’s the wrong snake pit. Looks good for someone else though.

>> No.19218123

Why is wrong?

>> No.19218125

Oh wise owl! What does that word even mean?

>> No.19218138

That poor lucky man.

>> No.19218142
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>at least a couple of wives
Thank God MGE lamias are above such foolishness.

>> No.19218145

I only follow the Books of Monogamy in the church of Eros. Having a harem goes against my belief system.

>> No.19218148

Unless the husband wants to.

>> No.19218150

A Mimic for cheesy transportation and easy living.
Also a Shoggoth for comfort and adventurers toolkit.

>> No.19218154

>that nose and chin

>> No.19218157
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Nah, they'll just rape it out of him

>> No.19218158

Unless another monster falls desperately in love with him. Then even a shirohebi is convinced to share.>>19218157

>> No.19218160

Bigamy isn't harem though.

>> No.19218165

Smart. Owls are very smart.


>> No.19218166

A witch and a human little girl holding hands while watching monster television together. The little girl starts squirming around and squeezing the witch's hand whenever there's a lewd scene.

>> No.19218167

Once he wants to fuck another girl and she wants to fuck him it's over.

>> No.19218175


>>19217934 is what I meant. A Nacho with that body calling you a lolicon is just weird.

>> No.19218176

The fuck?

>> No.19218178
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I'll go for the secret option. And only 1 please

>> No.19218181

>wanting multiple wives
You disgust me

>> No.19218191

But how can one wife sit on my face and my dick at the same time?

>> No.19218192

Doppleganger potion

>> No.19218196 [SPOILER] 
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Okay but what about this?

>> No.19218201

if you want 2 (or more) you're a bad person

>> No.19218202

big wife

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>implying objective morality exists
Very silly

>> No.19218213

>not having a slime wife

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Whatever you say Shirohebi-san.

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>> No.19218222

Stop supporting cuckolding

>> No.19218223

Twins are okay right?

>> No.19218226

You have no idea what cuckold means.

>> No.19218229

Twin Mofu or Twin cats?

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>> No.19218235

I actually want twin Will o Wisps who hold hands and stand in creepy places where I least expect it.

>> No.19218236

Being a bad person is fun though.

>> No.19218238

how long would the kindness last without constantly filling her

>> No.19218241

Isnt it cracking?

>> No.19218246

>twins that died together in an accident and both become Wisps

Whoever caught their attention is gonna have a bad day.

>> No.19218256

>Install Succubus proof windows
>It breaks when one tries to force her way in
Fucking Tanukis and their false advertising

>> No.19218261
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My thought exactly. I imaged they even shared a lantern not unlike a Liliraunes flower in practice >>19218233
But I personally prefer to call getting snared by them as a good day. I have a strong desire to make Wisps happy.

>> No.19218266

I want to happen upon a honey bee that was tricked into trying to get nectar from a liliraune.

>> No.19218273

So are you saying that if a woman had 2 husbands it wouldn't be cuckolding

>> No.19218277
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Bigamy is nice. I want to marry a Vampire and a Kumiho!

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>Dinner's ready!

>> No.19218284

I'm saying that you don't understand what the word cuckold means, and that this conversation is terminated.

>> No.19218293

If everyone involved was okay with it and she treated them both fairly sure. This isn't the place for that though as mge doesn't really allow it.

>> No.19218294

>dodging the question

>> No.19218295

What would chew toys for vampire lolis be shaped like?

>> No.19218297

How could you resist a Vampire/Dhampir combo though?

>> No.19218298

Stop replying to him.

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>> No.19218302

>that's not cuckolding
The absolute state of autism

>> No.19218310

I want an angry sweat minotaur to crush my pelvis!

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>> No.19218319

Multiple men is cuckolding
Multiple women isn't

That's how simple it is.

>> No.19218321

Wouldn't they nibble on their dad instead?

>> No.19218325

I don't like dhampirs, they turn vampires into shit.

>> No.19218326

Nice mental gymnastics
both of them are shit

>> No.19218327

I want to suplex a minotaur after she doubts my training.

>> No.19218337

I want to get suplexed by a minotaur!

>> No.19218346
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>ignore shitposts
>acquire fortune
What Job would you pick up if you where isekaid into KCs setting? Travelling merchant here. I'd try an visit every one of you with your waifus, and get your money.

>> No.19218348
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Hi. I found some segments in chapter 12 of All's Fair in Love and War atrocious and decided to edit them thoroughly. I should have done this way earlier, in fact.


The segments in question are the exchange Nyarlathotep has with Indrick, and the one involving Indrick and Victoria afterwards. Now Nyarlathotep should be less of a bootleg Carl Sagan and Indrick less of an unnecessary asshole.

Still working on chapter 8 of Victory and Defeat.

>> No.19218354

Viccy cumflation when?

>> No.19218356

It's not mental gymnastics, it's the facts.

>> No.19218358

Ah friging hate varmints and marrying one would teach me how to deal with everyone A fucking shotgun in the face if you get close

>> No.19218360
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Delivering Mimics into Order cities would be fun

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>> No.19218367

Whatever helps you stay in denial

>> No.19218377

A monster would never bite anything dick-shaped.

>> No.19218378

Can i have a elven vampire? how would she behave?

>> No.19218380

They are too powerful to be left laying around Order territory.

>> No.19218387

Monster daycare worker.

>> No.19218390

That’s how they learn that they shouldn’t bite it

>> No.19218397

I know for a fact that Kakuens love their bananas.

>> No.19218398

Male prostitute.

>> No.19218401
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The party is ready!

>> No.19218406

Are you sure they aren't demon-realm bananas?

>> No.19218420

Slime Rancher and Henchman.

>> No.19218422
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Dark elves

>> No.19218448

I wouldn't want to work. I would want to go to Pandemonium and learn new ways to pleasure each other in a completely hedonistic lifestyle.

>> No.19218450

I know she's from a degenerate visual novel/ova but I'd gladly take an alternate universe version free from all that stuff.
Or maybe just a mge dark elf that looks and sounds like her but is a different individual.

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>> No.19218467

I'd take that redhead girl in a heart beat if I could get an different version of her.

>> No.19218492
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Baker. I'd spend days baking breads and pastries made with fresh local holst milk and wheat from gnome blessed fields.

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>> No.19218510

There's gonna be one stuck in a treasure vault in a castle or something.

>> No.19218521
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Excessively lewd elves need to be punished and taught how to behave like proper ladies.

>> No.19218528

How cute.

>> No.19218529

They can be in any vault or no vaults like Schrodingers treasure. They might appear in Order vaults, but It would be dangerous to stick around or they might have a way to find and capture her.

>> No.19218530

That's how I've managed to enjoy good designs from otherwise horrible stuff. Alternate timeline versions are basically different people.
Also a good choice, red heads are love.
This is one of my favourite doujins weirdly enough.

>> No.19218531

Researcher and alchemist. Goddamn my draogn wife wouldn't stop bothering me about midas' touch and I swear I'd end up fingering the cutie Dragon.

I'd sell and buy stuff from you, anon.

>> No.19218538

You could bake a cake covered in Holst milk cream and demon realm fruits. Pretty sure the Sabbath will buy the whole thing to eat at their hideout.

>> No.19218545

Fuck, that's a hot picture. Heart pupils are a god damn treasure to the world.

>> No.19218551

I'm not sure if my dick can take all the porn that design will spawn.

>> No.19218563

Thanks, I would try and have goods and valuables from every land in the setting, so think of some nice ways to spend that Dragon trove.A Dragon wife could always use a silky dancers outfit from the Pharaohs desert, or erotic incense from the Mist continent.

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Hylians age at the same rate as humans though.

>> No.19218573

It's just her LTTP and LBW designs merged together.

>> No.19218578
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Some nip is supposedly making a Kuroinu fan game where you can save the girls from their fate and romance them. Knowing how nip business roll, it's probably already been hit with a C&D.

>> No.19218596

Damn, that's a shame.

>> No.19218599

I support Shirohebi-san! Our love is pure and singular!

>> No.19218617

They'll probably let it slide, it's a doujin rpg maker game.

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>> No.19218637
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>Australian man attempts to walk to the store

>> No.19218641

You know if white knight fantasies are pathetic I'm probably the most pathetic guy around.

>> No.19218649

Must be a tourist, otherwise he would have a boomerang ready

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>> No.19218677

*uhm Sweety :)))))))))))

>> No.19218684
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I'd have some money to spend but she definitely wouldn't let me use her hoard. Buying her such clothes as presents does seem likea nice idea though and I'm sure she'd love some things to make our nights more spicy.

>> No.19218696

cute! i wanna marry this maid dragon! and i am a sucker for blondes

>> No.19218711

Now are they selling bread or...

>> No.19218726

But anon, that Dragon is already married.

>> No.19218741

Any cute clothes you have in mind for her?

>> No.19218742

Why have a Dragon hoard and not spend it? Live poor so you can die rich?

>> No.19218744

Gotta leave something for the kids and their grandkids to live comfortable lives.

>> No.19218755

Frilly armor sets are a must. Dancer outfits like you said and maybe some comfy everyday clothes would be nice. Bikini commission soon.

A dragon's hoard is like a trophy. She'd have some to spend but the rest of it would be for "show"

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Dragons in frilly outfits is best Dragons.

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Link? All I heard about it was from here.

>> No.19218784

Do I get to keep my knowledge? I’m going to use my studies to perfect “lightning magic”

>> No.19218790

Of course, In fact I suspect our knowledge of modern science would be life changing on the other side.

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Never give a spider coffee.

>> No.19218812

I will give coffee to two spiders and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

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I want to get her drunk on coffee, then tie her up and use her mouth to please myself for an hour.

>> No.19218828

Shit taste

>> No.19218832

Frilly outfits and royal dresses are too good for dragons.

>> No.19218838
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I happen to be a man who loves to make money and has a weakness for fluffy tails

>> No.19218857

Good taste.

>> No.19218865
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How are you and your waifu beating the heat anons?

>> No.19218873

>tfw temperature continuously in the single digits here

>> No.19218885

Bad taste.

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Thanks man, she's my original monster crush and you can just tell she likes to receive as much love as she gives.

>> No.19218894

Frost Slime jelly

>> No.19218895

She was admittedly the first one for me too. She really hits that sweet spot in terms of personality.

>> No.19218898

She'd be better as a snake

>> No.19218901

>you can just tell
Sounds more like you made your own version of her

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>> No.19218921

>original monster crush
Fucking casual.

>> No.19218937

Ever since the OG Crab comics she's been great.
Suit yourself
Or you could familiarize yourself with the source material before you try and fish for an argument.
>tfw got on this train 12 years ago
No u

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>See hobo roach chan on the streets and alleys,checking trashcans for food

what do

>> No.19218950

>you can just tell she likes to receive as much love as she gives.
That's a load of shit

>> No.19218960

>wanting to tie up an Arachne
Why does this thread have so many autists with shit taste

>> No.19218965

Obvious samefag is obvious. Nobody likes you mermaid poster.

>> No.19218967

It kinda amuses me when they try to force their fetish into a girl that was made for exactly the reverse thing.

>> No.19218971

>mermaid poster
Because they are INSECURE and want every girl to appeal to them

>> No.19218981

This seems familiar.
Oh it's just you. Go inhale matango spores.

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>Made for exactly the reverse thing
Don't be boring.
Hello Insecurelad

>> No.19218991

Literally the entire profile talks about it,they were made for the exact reverse thing
The fact that you people ignore that is proof that you're whiny children who want every girl to appeal to you

>> No.19219004
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Prepare to see "insecure" spammed over and over again for the rest of the night.
If an arachne sensed that her husband would like it best if she was a sub, she'd oblige.

>> No.19219008

Rachnee already appeals to me. She's obviously a switch

>> No.19219010

Completely different kind
and even then it doesn't change my point that the only people who want this are whiny children who want every girl to appeal to them

>> No.19219012

Your shitty headcanon isn't obvious

>> No.19219015

>Don't be boring
That's how people who don't try to force their fetishes into everything are called now?

>> No.19219017
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Have you forgotten where you are? The MGE is the ultimate "have your cake and eat it too" world.

>> No.19219018

Since apparently all monster girls have to appeal to everyone I guess a kikimora which isn't a maid is fine

>> No.19219024
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>> No.19219026

Calling it bait doesn't change the argument
The main point is that wanting every MG to appeal to you is autistic

>> No.19219028

Some will tell you it is and that everyone should get whatever they want. Personally that kills the entire point of having different species to me.

>> No.19219029
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Why are all the desert girls so great?

>> No.19219030

Don't forget the atheist dark priest.

>> No.19219031

You mean my actual canon? I'm the only one who's posted proofs of any sort from canon sources.
Those are your words, not mine.

>> No.19219032
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>tfw you will never be adopted into family of monsters
>you will never have a devil imouto, witch "twin", demon onee, and dark mage mom all lusting after your dick
I can already imagine all the fun things we'd do together...

>> No.19219036

>You mean my actual canon? I'm the only one who's posted proofs of any sort from canon sources.
you didn't post any proof,that picture wasn't real proof

>> No.19219038

oh no now ms. bunyip will be insecure about the foreigner laughing at her accent

Little does she know he'll think it's cute once he gets over his fear of being drowned in the safari

>> No.19219040
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I guess Kenkou Cross is autistic then.

>> No.19219045

>posts pic of Rach enjoying being tied up from canon source
>T-t-t-that doesn't c-c-count!!!!
Uh huh

>> No.19219046

If this is supposed to be a counter argument,you fucked up

>> No.19219049

Being tied up does not equal enjoys being tied up
That doesn't look like enjoyment to me

>> No.19219050

get the really big boot

>> No.19219053

It definitely looks like enjoyment to me.
Well well, looks like we are at an impasse.

>> No.19219055

Since we're at it
>Rachne is "now" a switch
Are we ever going to have a pure dom again? Jesus fuck.

>> No.19219057

She's tied up with her own fucking web retard, I have no idea how that could be considered anything but willing and consensual.

>> No.19219061
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Kenkou Cross will happily bend his own rules if he feels like it.

>> No.19219063

You can't have pure doms because then insecure babies would have to accept that they can't have every MG appeal to them

>> No.19219064

She was always a switch though. She can do both, and enjoys both.

>> No.19219066

What's the full context,that probably would have been easier than a single screenshot you retard

>> No.19219068

>grasping at straws

>> No.19219070
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Not him, but that's a common complaint regarding MGE.

>> No.19219072

>full context
The full context is that she's bound and ready to take the crazy train from pound town to penetration station.

>> No.19219073

>Asking for context is grasping at straws

>> No.19219075
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Please don't mind me while I pour gasoline on this fire.


>> No.19219076

>ask for context
>you start dancing around giving a real answer

>> No.19219079

Yes, but she was supposed to be the dominatrix of EMG and she's a switch. It's the same on MGE; hellhound switch or goes sub (thanks kc, everyone must have evrything) sadistic spider is either a switch or goes sub. And domfags have the balls to complain.

>> No.19219081

>phoneposter filename
>cries about KC bending rules without understanding they were never rules to begin with
As expected from braindamaged phoneshitters.

>> No.19219085

Why does it matter so much to you? Why would a monstergirl having a variety of kinks make you this insecure?

>> No.19219091

Because trying to make ever MG appeal to everyone is autistic
And it's incredibly autistic to always avoid making a only dom MG'S despite there being plenty of only sub MG'S

>> No.19219092

What's the point of having different profiles and names if at the end they all act like you want and the only difference is how they look?

>> No.19219096

Why does what other people like make you THIS mad?

>> No.19219100
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>Faggot anon called out on spamming the word "insecure"
>moves on to spamming the word "autistic"

>> No.19219101

Will you ever give an answer or will keep asking the same?

>> No.19219103

Thankfully that's not how KCs setting works. Any MG can be a Dom if the husband has a desire for it.
>why do people have differences?
You have to know that's a dumb question.

>> No.19219110

I think the point is pretty obvious, because it makes our dicks and hearts feel good, now you answer me.

>> No.19219113

>There are multiple dom mg's which go sub
>There are zero sub mg's which go dom
>There are plenty of pure sub mg's
>There are zero pure dom mg's
>Raging Mushroom's can turn any dom mg sub
>there is zero things on the flip side that can do that
Really makes ya think

>> No.19219114 [SPOILER] 
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I want a dom Umi Osho!

>> No.19219118

Because some femdomfags like him are just extra pathetic. Getting the headcanon he's been mindlessly parroting and chanting for years publicly destroyed by the setting's creator must have been too much for him, and it reduced him to this.

>> No.19219120

>the only way I can think of making a monstergirl different is making her behave the reverse of how they normally do
That doesn't say much about your imagination.

>> No.19219121

>Any MG can be a Dom if the husband has a desire for it.
Name me 3 which mention it in their profile

>> No.19219129

>Getting the headcanon he's been mindlessly parroting
You mean the 'headcanon' that was stated in the profile itself?

>> No.19219131
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>There are zero sub mg's which go dom
>if it's not in the profile, then it's not canon!

>> No.19219135

So fucking what? Why can't you just have your one individual (not species, a specific person) girl who is all dom like we have our one individual girl who likes to switch occasionally? Tell me what the fuck is so hard about that?

>> No.19219136

Oh you.

>> No.19219137

Those are your words, not mine. I'm TELLING you that Rachnee has been a switch in her own material since the beginning. I'm NOT saying anything about making monstergirls the reverse of their profiles. That's an argument you crafted in your head.

>> No.19219139

>>if it's not in the profile, then it's not canon!
The point is that there are zero that mention it in the profile while there are multiple with the opposite

>> No.19219145

Reminder Raging Mushrooms fed to MGs makes them Dom.
BTFO my Insecureboi

>> No.19219148

> I'm TELLING you that Rachnee has been a switch in her own material since the beginning
Show me where in the beginning
>Reminder Raging Mushrooms fed to MGs makes them Dom.
and you can automatically cancel it by eating one yourself

>> No.19219149
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That's the thread's number one "original idea do not steal" avenue though.
>What if a [dumbass MG] was secretly brilliant?
>What if [tough MG] was secretly girly/cuddly?
>What if [nice MG] is actually evil?
And so on.

>> No.19219151

KC also said that if you feed both monster and man the man always win because domfags must be kept happy.

>> No.19219153
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Then don't eat the Mushroom.
Deja Vu anyone?

>> No.19219156
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Going by your logic, Mindflayer husbands are doomed to be A SQUID NOW for the rest of their lives.

>> No.19219157

The fact it's an option at all is the issue

>> No.19219161

>Japan cannot into proper femdom
You act like that's news or something.

>> No.19219162


>> No.19219171

>doesn't even deny it's what he's butthurt about
You mean the profile, which are infamous for having exaggerations and also overruled by general setting rules and Q&A which for a long time have both said species have individual variance.

>> No.19219173

Yeah, when KC said they're not all like in the profile I thought of different -deres, changes on the looks, etc. But sharing the common points of her species.

>> No.19219174

The difference being I don't demand and whine loudly about how sub mg's need to be about to dom

>> No.19219181

Guess it's ok for there to be a lamia with 2 legs then
Don't want to exclude people

>> No.19219184
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>How DARE a work of fiction cater to tastes other than mine?
Jesus it's like you walked right out of /v/ or something.

>> No.19219185

I just asked why I can't have a pure dom in EMG and someone just went: WOW WHY SO MAD, go figure.

>> No.19219186

Polymorphing is 100% canon, fucko

>> No.19219187

Isn't that exactly what you're doing right this very moment? Bitching and whining about there not being enough dom MGs?
It's canon in KC that they can transform legs. Mermaids too

>> No.19219188

kc already said lamnias can polymorph

>> No.19219191

There is literally no rule that KC won’t bend dude.

>> No.19219193

>Bitching and whining about there not being enough dom MGs?
I'm not forcing it onto already existing mg's who don't fit the bill however
Plus even if I was whining about that i would be more justified seeing as there are 0

>> No.19219197

That's not even close to what i'm saying
I'm saying not everytthing needs to appeal to everyone
Thanks for proving my point that pandering is autistic
Why would you even want a lamia with 2 legs

>> No.19219198


>> No.19219200

This is adorable! Imagine being enough of a man to make a Bunyip heartpupil like this. She would rape and cherish you so much!

>> No.19219206

>not everything needs to appeal to everyone
Glad we agree. You should get over yourself that MGs can be switches then. Not every girl has to appeal to your rigid, shit taste.

>> No.19219208

It’s mere [female] lizards, get it right dude.

>> No.19219211

>The difference being I don't demand and whine loudly
If this is your idea of not demanding and whining loudly, I'd hate to see you when you actually do those things.

>> No.19219212

>not every girl
That would imply there is a single one that does,when in reality do to autistic pandering to insecure people there are 0 pure dom mg's
>rigid shit taste
How is my taste shit and how is it rigid?

>> No.19219214

I enjoy that KC called graped Pharaohs as like a mere women.

>> No.19219215

Reminder that you can’t really say she’s your waifu if it hasn’t even been a year.
You’re not some fair weather faggot are you?

>> No.19219216

Way to cut off the context and ignore the second part
I'm not forcing definitions that don't fit onto existing MG'S is the difference

>> No.19219219

Fuck you anon, it's been almost 3!

>> No.19219221

>Meanwhile on /hbg/ they're having the same discussion

>> No.19219223
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>Anubis pup's first day on the Internet

>> No.19219224

What a slut!

>> No.19219228

You want a "pure dom MG" then fuck off to MGQ or Violated Hero.

>> No.19219229
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Versatility is an underrated trait.

>> No.19219234
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Why wouldn't you?

>> No.19219236

>It's ok to want a pure sub MG but wrong to want a pure dom MG
What did he mean by this?

>> No.19219237

Not him but you just showed your true colors.

>> No.19219239

Who's the most versatile MG? Shogs? Spellcasters? Any MG with reality breaking properties like Mimic?

>> No.19219241

I know one somewhat silly prompt or idea I had was based on that Pixiv meme "Encounter with Witches/Wizards" involving a boy and a Kumiho. Some kind of silly thing with her is him offering her his own liver after their food sources run a bit low with her unable to debase herself and actually kill her ward.

Kind of cliché, admittedly, because it's essentially Momster shit, but I have a soft spot for evil girls

>> No.19219242

Lilims. Anything they can't do by default, they can do with whatever hocus pocus they have. Except be real.

>> No.19219243

If you want your precious pure dom MG then go bug KC about it.

>> No.19219247

And yet Druella STILL can't get a man.

>> No.19219248

Dodging the question just proves me right

>> No.19219250
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Shut your whore mouth.

>> No.19219257

There's nothing stopping you from having your pure dom MG.

Or is there? When you see someone else with a sub MG of the same species you'll always have the doubt gnawing on you at the back of your head, maybe she would be sub if you were better, that maybe you really are lacking masculinity because you're into femdom.

>> No.19219260

But there already are pure dom MGs. Ogres, Amazons, and Hellhounds are, by profile, only dom.

>> No.19219262

>That moment when you realize you'd whore yourself out to an old, rich monster girl because you don't want to go to work tomorrow.

So this is what it feels like to not want to do your job.

>> No.19219264

Any MG can be a dom anon, It's an integral part of the setting. Also there are plenty of OTHER settings with dominate MGs, if you even cared to look.
And your taste is shit for wanting rigidly defined parameters for each species with no room for differences.

>> No.19219268
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>Hey kid those crates ain't gonna move themselves!
When you got a job involving mechs and fluffy girls you didn't think it would be working as a glorified forklift operator now did you?

>> No.19219273

Fucking this. Plus, I wouldn't mind having a sugar mama or just being a house husbando.

>> No.19219275
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I'd fuck an old rich MG for free.

>> No.19219276

>cute girls wired into medium sized mechs
Oh no, one of my obscure fetishes

>> No.19219277

If a particular work of fiction doesn't suit your tastes, there is nothing preventing you from leaving it alone.

>> No.19219280

Pretty much.
After this week, I'm reaaaaally looking for the 4th of july weekend as I'm taking a holiday break.

I mean, yeah but I just don't really want to go to work.

>> No.19219281

>At this point, if they lose again, they oblige themselves to become a man’s sex slave and prisoner
Raging mushroom works on all MG's
KC has said it was possible
>There's nothing stopping you from having your pure dom MG.
The issue is the blatant pandering to people who want every MG to appeal to them
>armchair psychology
No thanks.

>> No.19219284

Hellhounds and ogres aren't. Amazons are, and I wonder how long until they're pushed as switchs.

>> No.19219285

But if i've learned any lesson from you it's
>If a particular work of fiction doesn't suit your tastes,force your taste on so it can apply to you

>> No.19219287

When she gets out of that...is she a living onahole? I'd be fine with an amputee MG, but that seems a bit too /d/ for this thread

>> No.19219293

Just checking in, are we still having this discussion?

>> No.19219294

>And your taste is shit for wanting rigidly defined parameters for each species with no room for differences.
>the only way I can think of making a monstergirl different is by turning her into a sub/dom

>> No.19219298
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>Raging mushroom works on all MG's
So don't eat them you pozzed faggot

>> No.19219300

>Raging mushroom works on all MG's
I specifically remember those don't do anything unless a monster wants them to affect her.

>> No.19219301

Amazons are unwanted.

>> No.19219302

>still making up arguments nobody said
Third time so far dude. I never mentioned subs or doms, just that your taste is shit.

>> No.19219304

Please leave Amazons out of this.

>> No.19219305

Are metal cuddles still soft?


>> No.19219306

The fact it's an option at all is the issue
The other issue is that there isn't any type of reverse mushroom that has the opposite effect
And even if the MG were to eat it you could cancer it by eating one yourself
It's autistic pandering

>> No.19219308

>that sword
What a nerd.

>> No.19219309
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Welcome to Kenkou Cross's Magical Realm.

>> No.19219313

Amazons are 10/10 fuck you

>> No.19219316

Some of us love them. I just never mention them because there's a chance of some troll or maledomfag trying to push them as something else.

>> No.19219318

Raging Mushrooms themselves literally have the opposite effect. Do you not pay attention to anything?

>> No.19219325

No they don't
You can cancel the opposite effect by eating one yourself
So in the end you can reverse a MG eating a mushroom but you can't reverse yourself eating one

>> No.19219327

I'm not even the same guy m8

>> No.19219330

>KC said it was possible

If you want to headcanon yourself to have the power of a god to dom the HH feel free, you've won the battle of the autists.

Otherwise just enjoy the dominant Hellwan, you don't have to feed yourself rage mushrooms. For fucks sake if you want your dominant MG to dominate you, then let it happen.

>> No.19219331

Why did you eat the Mushroom then?

>> No.19219334

That's not the point
The point it's an option at all but there is no option that can do the opposite shows the favoritism

>> No.19219335

Q: What do they offer that isn't "getting fucked in public?"
A: Nothing.


>> No.19219339
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Tell us anon, what makes you so important that writers aren't allowed to cater but anyone but you?

>> No.19219340

KC has provided plenty of avenues for the reader to tweak their waifu's to fit their personal preferences within reason.

Why are you mad that he gave some people an option to dom a dominant girl that is, I re-iterate, optional.

....Is it because it's not your fetish?

>> No.19219341
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It is rather silly, isn't it?

>> No.19219346

Tell us anon, what makes you so important that writes should cater to only you domfags

>> No.19219347


>> No.19219351

>you can't have sub body builders
>wtf do you mean dom shotas
>no such thing as romantic faceless old men

>> No.19219357

>Why are you mad that he gave some people an option to dom a dominant girl that is
1)There is no option to do the opposite
2)All of them have it so it's generic and feels like cheap pandering

>> No.19219359

Nothing, but that's not the point because that's not what's happened. ANY MG CAN BE A DOM IN KCS SETTING, and we keep telling you this but you're so damn dense. How the fuck are you not satisfied?

>> No.19219360

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that kikis have automatons and golems have excellent ways of having you de-stress.
After all, nothing calms a man down more than seeing a siege model firing shells into an old car or fire support model laying ways to a field of glass bottles.

>> No.19219361

There is not a single non-dom MG which has that in their profile while there are multiple of the opposite which do

>> No.19219363

H-how are Kikis related to that?

>> No.19219366

I really, really like this bodytype.

>> No.19219367

The answer is to keep an eye out.
Sometimes your kiki may be enhanced in certain ways

>> No.19219368
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>> No.19219369

That's because you can have any MG dom you, like I said. It's in the Book. No, I wont find it for you.

>> No.19219373

Feed a sub girl a raging mushroom, congrats your sub girl is domming you, yes I know it can be canceled if you eat a raging mushroom, but hey how about this. Don't eat the mushroom like all the other posters said.

And I have no clue why you are mad that KC gives his readers options to tweak their MG to fit their fetish. He did give you an option to get dommed by sub girls afterall

>> No.19219374

I still haven't gotten an answer as to whether or not an automaton can become pregnant.

>> No.19219376

I mean in the profile
The point being that multiple dom ones mention it in the profile itself

>> No.19219381

I believe KC's answer was "not yet."

>> No.19219382

Just buy a daughteru creation unit available at your local autoshop

>> No.19219383

> but hey how about this. Don't eat the mushroom like all the other posters said.
That's not the point
The point is that you can always camel it but there is nothing to the opposite

>> No.19219386

They can't.

>> No.19219389

Cool. Now I just need an official answer as to whether anything weird happens to a pregnant human woman who gets turned into a monster.

>> No.19219391

That was already answered.

>> No.19219393

> if the monster being dealt with was the wife of the man who ate it to begin with, or if the monster had intended to attack the man, or if the monster felt ready for sex. That is it's only effective on monsters that are prepared to receive a man's spirit energy, and it's completely ineffective on others such as those who have their heart set on someone else, those who have a husband, and those with no interest in that particular man whatsoever.
So if the monster has any interest at all it works

>> No.19219404


Done with the first 2 chapters of my dragon story, criticism accepted. Dragon pics even more accepted.

>> No.19219405

No but you can get a kit with her and build your own kid!

>> No.19219406
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That's a damn lie and you know it
>INB4 raging mushroom
Just don't eat them
>INB4 doms that turn sub
They only turn sub under very specific circumstances that only a small number of men are likely to satisfy
>INB4 no subs that turn dom
They will if you want it bad enough.
>INB4 but others will!
At this point you might as well go back to /v/.

>> No.19219414
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Here's one.

>> No.19219419

>Just don't eat them
That's not the issue
The issue is that it's an option but the opposite isn't
>They only turn sub under very specific circumstances that only a small number of men are likely to satisfy
The fact that it's there at all is the problem
and "only" is a lie
>They will if you want it bad enough.
yes but unlike the opposite there is not a single one where it's in the profile

>> No.19219420

>human woman pregnant with a girl
Woman is monsterised per regular rules, female fetus is converted in same.
>human woman pregnant with a boy
Woman is monsterised per regular rules, male fetus is born an incubus.

>> No.19219426

I do agree that the mushroom was a mistake tough and cheap pandering.

>> No.19219428

>armchair psychology
All of your posts make it obvious that's exactly what the problem is, and your insecure spam is a projection of laughable proportions. You're so transparent it was incredibly easy to guess which profile caused you to turn into an asylum inmate and why, even though you always avoid directly saying it because you know it makes you look like the assblasted whiner you are.

>> No.19219434

>y-Your just projecting
Nice argument
>it was incredibly easy to guess which profile caused you to turn into an asylum inmate
Please do tell me which profile

>> No.19219459

Why even have different MG's
Just have 1 single mg since they have no differences apparently

>> No.19219461

Anon please.

>> No.19219463
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>> No.19219467

Not him but those are classic dragon names!

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>> No.19219494

>"Honey, I think it's time to order XK-7's puberty upgrades. Which ones should we get?"
>"Whichever will allow her to acquire a user. I shall inquire to the child-unit Anon next door."

>> No.19219504

>child-unit Anon
Better let the dad do it.
>Hey kid, want a robot?

>> No.19219508

So what happens to boys with potty mouths that have momsters that don't like how much their son swears?

>> No.19219512

Momster shit delivered like this is pretty cringey.

>> No.19219513

>orphan gets taken in by a lich
>becomes her apprentice
>slowly teaches him how to build up his undead retinue: IE harem with her at the head
>final exam project is to build a frakenwife
>lich gets jealous because he selected bigger assets than hers for it.

>> No.19219523

It's always cringy, what kind of fucking degenerate wants to fuck a mother figure?

>> No.19219527

According to Freud literally everyone.

>> No.19219533

I don't mind their Mom fetish, whatever floats your boat, but what bothers me is that the post might as well have nothing to do with monstergirls.

>> No.19219541

>but what bothers me is that the post might as well have nothing to do with monstergirls.
I mean to be fair,that applies to a lot of shit in this thread

>> No.19219565
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alright anons, it's never to early to plan ahead, especially if you have multiple daughteru's

But what are you're daughteru's planning on dressing up for on Halloween?

On a side note I bet sabbath members trick or treating is a terrifying moment for single men

>> No.19219569

We don't celebrate Halloween. It's humbug.

>> No.19219574

People without mothers.

>> No.19219581

New thread when

>> No.19219582

Sabbath girls are legally obligated to leave you alone if you give them candy.

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Is he finally gone now?

>> No.19219586
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We're only on page 3 you impatient faggot.

>> No.19219590

>The issue is that it's an option but the opposite isn't
Yes there is you faggot. It's called "mamono mana".

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>> No.19219594

What do monster girls suck on when they don't feel like messing around with food?

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>> No.19219598

Yes but they didn't give it it's own thing like raging mushroom

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>> No.19219610

>moving the goalposts

>> No.19219611

When I was a kid I enjoyed eating dough more than whatever baking would turn it into.

>> No.19219612

That was my argument from the start

>> No.19219626

Uh-oh, people who do that tend to get attacked by humpty eggs.

>> No.19219633

Stop giving out you’s Anon holy fuck

>> No.19219646

I wonder how proud a wight would be if she knew she was originally made from parts that her maker/husband found perfect. Would she show off her patchwork while gloating that she is the perfect wife for her husband?

>> No.19219653
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>It's way past your bedtime my child

>> No.19219655
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My plan is to dress up my children as various forms of food bananas, sandwiches, grapes, hamburger etc.

I do this for the sole purpose of forcing my wife to wear pic related bc of the incessant cries of our daughterus for us to match

I for one will be wearing a chef costume, afterall I did put the buns in her oven so to speak

>> No.19219661
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There's a serious lack of Ghoul art.

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but if you don't answer the door I think they are legally allowed to smash through your windows.

Also, be careful even if you give them candy they may trick you in to letting them inside for a second.

Maybe one of them needs to use the bathroom, or maybe she feigns being sick and you bring her in to the house out of worry of her being over exhausted.

Then no amount of laws will protect you from what happens next.

>> No.19219682

I wonder If a Ghoul could handle having pleasure runes on her tongue. For some reason it's always Undead for me that are more satisfying to bully.

>> No.19219684

Is that a Kobold dressed as a Hellhound?

>> No.19219685

That image makes me want to see a Dark Mage stuck in a window.

>> No.19219690

Pleasure runes aren't actually as interesting as you think. They always affect the entire body, no matter which part they are placed on.

>> No.19219691

>Anon and his Shirohebi try to make their own porn video
>Their camera work is less than optimal

>> No.19219699

Well sure they effect the whole body but you have to touch them to make it work right?

>> No.19219701

Because her ass is too fat right?

>> No.19219702

As long as she doesn't piss herself on my doorstep, I wouldn't have trouble rejecting her.

Hopefully they're not reading this.

>> No.19219710

>somewhere out there in the mamono universe is a mamono of a species you hate who thinks you're her husbando

Imagine. The portals open and instead of your favorite mamono tracking you down and attempting to husbando you, you get her. What is she, anons?

It's Baphomet for me.

Matango and the pets don't count.

>> No.19219711

It's good to know there's still room to improve eromancy.

>> No.19219716

Hips too.

>> No.19219722

I just want to be loved.

>> No.19219725

>"Jane! I've got a lead! Get the hot water bottles!"

>> No.19219726

I think if she ever got here, her and I would just hug and hold each other for a long, long time.

>> No.19219727

Dragon I guess. Just because they're rich doesn't mean i'm into lizardgirls.

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>> No.19219731

Matango, roper/parasite slime, any of the parasitic ones basically, any of the chaos ones or really sadistic ones, I don’t think I have a least favorite species but I very much dislike all the ones in that list.

>> No.19219732

If the portals opened and a baphomet went out of her way to track me down because she loved me that much, I'd probably break down and possibly cry. It'd be difficult to get used to a lolimono but I'd probably do it if it meant that I had someone besides family and my pets to love.

>> No.19219735

People who claim to not like lolimons just lack imagination.

>> No.19219736

>not liking hellhound

>> No.19219738

Nacho. I'm not very violent, hate loli, their TF is shitty compared to other options, and being constantly berated by some that "loves" you is no way to live a contented life.

>> No.19219740

stop trying to stir shit up.

>> No.19219744

People who don't like mature bodies just have no imagination.

>> No.19219748

I'm more of a switch guy and their design does nothing for me.

>> No.19219749

Any centaur, though whitehorn might have a chance.

>> No.19219750

People who have no imagination just have no imagination

>> No.19219751
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That's deep man.

>> No.19219754

Stop shoving off your legs! I'm beginning to find the thought of huffing that fluff more and more appealing!

>> No.19219758

Weresheep, Nightmares and Dormice because sleep is overrated
Alice is a stupid design
Roper is more horrifying than the Eldritch species

>> No.19219764

>sleep is overrated
Then stop sleeping, see how long you function. Jerk.

>> No.19219767

I mean, sleep is alright, but nowhere near as good as everyone claims it is.

>> No.19219772

Hellhound, nacho, manticore, any of the real bitchy ones really. If I wanted to spend my days with someone who'd belittle my already pathetic ass, I'd delve back into the rl dating pool for another go.

>> No.19219775

How would MGs sexy-ify the complications of pregnancy, such as strange cravings and morning sickness?

>> No.19219777

Mindflayers should be avoided, for obvious reasons.

>> No.19219783
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I want a smug demon with a heart of a maiden!

>> No.19219788

How smug can she remain if you grab her by the tail and rub it provocatively?

>> No.19219791

Egg laying species seem superior.

>> No.19219796

Delete this, mindflayers are good girls.

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Mindflayers are good girls.

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>mindflayers are good girls

>> No.19219808

>Ara ara...What a bold move...
>(KYAAA!! Don't touch it!

>> No.19219813

She's got great poker face.

>> No.19219814

Nurse Flayers are pure

>> No.19219824

Poor Nee-San, im sure she just wanted to check to see how you were sleeping

>> No.19219826

I don't like Hellhounds, but that's mainly because I hate BIG MEATY PAWS

>> No.19219830

But hellhounds love switching in bed, just don't expect to win in the end.

>> No.19219836

Sabbath members stalking the chan for people who haven't fully "accepted" the pleasure of the loli for info are terrifying indead

>> No.19219838
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She practiced! All that for her future husband

>> No.19219841

I still don't like them

>> No.19219846 [SPOILER] 
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pure luve

>> No.19219848

Somewhere a hopeful Anubis just got her heart crushed after hearing those words

>> No.19219851

>wake up to strange sounds in the middle of the night
>see big tits hanging right above your head
>there is a dark mage trying to squeeze through your window, but she seems stuck
>"Ah, otouto. You're awake. Help Nee-san inside so we can snuggle together, sweetie"
>...who the hell is this woman?
You wouldn't take advantage of her predicament, right?

>> No.19219880

you need to pull her in and wrap her in blankets then you gotta get her some hot cocoa and finish her off with a place in your bed for platonic cuddles

>> No.19219885

I want the smug demon to accidentally say the inside thing on the outside!

>> No.19219896

Of course not for im not the kind of person to take advantage of others nor do I like being taken advantage of either. But using this situation I’d first ask her who she is, if she can be trusted, and then for her tell me the whole honest story of why she has a crush on me becuase I don’t date liars. If all three things go well we can snuggle in bed together for the night and go on our first date tomorrow to get to know each other more.

>> No.19219899

Why don't we have more POV's of eating out monster girls? Getting buried between a tanuki's fluffy thighs would be great. Alternatively, that would be the literally perfect spot to enjoy the wonderful aroma of a High Orc

>> No.19219909

>(Ara...you were quite the gentleman on this date)
>I want to just take you home and rape you stupid!!

>> No.19219916

this is a common disorder in monster girls, it commonly effects the smuggest of girls and the most repressed, such as kikis.

>> No.19219934

Let's say that you and you're waifu were childhood friends as kids. You're going over to your future waifu's house to play with her. After saying hi to her blushing mom, you go to her room. What's it decorated like?
>Cute and Pink with stuffed animals and a princess bed
>Neutral with a computer for games and a basic four post bed
>Tomboyish with Legos under the bed and sports posters on the wall
>Fetish room with all the paraphernalia
>Shrine to you with pictures of you and notes of your favorite things

>> No.19219935

My buddy makes jokes about that exact thing happening and it gets me mad every time.

>> No.19219938

>Just her legs
You forgot all about sensei's fluffy tail, didn't you?

>> No.19219939

Convince him to Alp into an Alice and the both of you can have the time of your lives.

>> No.19219942

Fuck no, I wouldn't fuck that guy if you paid me, Even if he was the worst monster girl. I'm saving myself for my shog wife when the portals open.

>> No.19219956
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Do you need a therapy Succubus?
She'd listen to all your worries and make you feel good in more ways than one.

>> No.19219962

Clumsy Kiki that always ends up in erotic poses

>> No.19219969
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Get ready for her [Banana Ball]!

>> No.19219980

I need no therapy, I'm comfortable in my misery.
It takes effort to feign such clumsiness.

>> No.19219993

She's good at handling balls, but how good is she at handling a bat?

>> No.19220007

There are non-profile anubis I like because they don't have paws.

>> No.19220012

I'd need a therapy something or other. Just someone/thing with a kind ear, a kinder heart, and a hell of a lot of patience.

>> No.19220016

Do therapy succubuts come in shortstack models, or even a bunyip limited edition?

>> No.19220028

I want to be the manager for a college softball team full of MGs.

>> No.19220029
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I would like a therapy Imp. To help relieve stress on the go!

>> No.19220033

>"Kiki, could you pour me some coffee?"
>"Of course, Master. Right after you pour all your semen in my slutty womb and breed me like the horny bitch-in-heat that I am."
>your kiki didn't come out of her room for a couple days because of her embarrassment

>> No.19220034

>That one Red Oni who literally destroys the balls she hits when she bats.

>> No.19220044

Therapy Kobolds are the best choice!

>> No.19220048

>"Kyaaah! Master, please don't look at my pussy that is complete exposed because I forgot to put on panties this morning by accident and totally not on purpose!"

>> No.19220052
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Something is wrong with my Therapy Kobold!

>> No.19220072

I certainly would enjoy having her therapeutic company as she listens to me talk about my various interest, likes, and life stories. Truth is I’d just want someone who’s with a kind heart, an ear to lend, and the patience to understand that I tend to take things slow, such as relationships.

>> No.19220075

Standard therapy methods were deemed insufficient. You have been placed into a more aggressive program.

>> No.19220083

>make you feel good in more ways than one.
So she's also a masseuse? That's great because I've had this kink in my neck for the last week.
Oh wait you meant sex. That works too.

>> No.19220091

>I'm not sure I have the right kobo-
>R-Right away!
>You're a G-Good Girl!

>> No.19220097

Okay so on line 87
>“You should be, it's very rude to enter a home uninvited and gawk at their belongings without giving them a proper greeting.”
I think it should "enter someone's home and gawk at their belongings" for this sentence to work.
There I did my part I'm sorry but I'm terrible at giving advice or criticism of any kind

>> No.19220151

Ghouls and those slug things

>> No.19220164

But I love all Monster Girls!

>> No.19220179

Cheshire Cat
Obnoxious and unpleasant in every way

>> No.19220215

Even matango?

>> No.19220219

I'd be okay with being thrown into the Matango pit. Fungus is pretty darn impressive stuff.

>> No.19220228
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Even Matango!

>> No.19220230

How would a dragon react to a genderswapped story of king midas, where it’s instead a dragon queen that gains the ability to turn whatever she touches into gold. until one day she accidentally touches her husband, irreversibly turning him into a gold statue.

>> No.19220233

Oh, it's raining.

>> No.19220297

>Be me
>A human traveler resting at an inn in the kingdom of Dragonia
>Lots of little loli dragons gathered around the strange human, curious at seeing their first man.
>One of them asks to hear a ghost story, and the other loli drakes start shouting in approval.
>”Very well, young’uns, gather ‘round the hearth. and I shall tell you of the Mad Queen of the Mourning Mountains.”
>”Once, long ago, there was a great kingdom of dragons, even greater than Dragonia.”
>”This kingdom was ruled by an ancient and powerful dragon. All bowed before her presence, and hailed her as queen.”
>”Her riches were vast, her horde greater than any other, and at her side she had her loyal consort, a dragonslayer turned husband.”
>”However, she was a greedy queen. Even with the horde she had, she still desired more.”
>”With all the power and wisdom of her royal dragon mages, she devised a spell that could turn anything into gold with but a single touch.”
>”Great celebration was heard throughout the kingdom the day the spell was completed. The streets, the fountains, even the clouds in the sky were turned into beautiful gold with a touch from the queen.”
>”The queen’s husband returned from a journey to collect the rarest, most beautiful treasures of the world to please his wife.”
>”The queen, unable to contain her joy at the sight of the treasures her husband had bought to her, leapt at her beloved, intending to embrace him as a lover would.”
>”And in a single instant her beloved was transmuted into gold by her own claws.”
>”The spell was irreversible, the combined efforts of her mages and scholars could do nothing to bring back her husband.”
>”She opened her own horde, pouring gold into finding and bringing the best magi, warlocks, and wizards in the world to try and reverse the spell.”
>”But she never found a way to bring her beloved husband back. And soon, her coffers ran empty, her once-mighty horde exhausted.”
>”In desperation for more funds, she began to transmute her own kingdom, her own castle, countless years of art and technology lost, sold off to fund the research.”
>”It was only a matter of time before she turned the spell against her own subjects.”
>”Her subjects fled, her authority crumbled, and soon she was left all alone in a dead kingdom, with only a golden statue of what used to be her husband left to her.”
>”They say if you travel to the Mourning Mountains today, you can still hear the Mad Queen, her wails of grief for her lost husband echoing off the mountains themselves.”
>”You may wish to give her comfort, but that would be ill-advised.”
>”For she is still looking for dragons to turn into gold, particularly young dragons, which fetch a high price, still convinced that she can still buy her husband’s revival.”
>”Young dragons. Just. Like. You.

That was my first greentext. Sorry if it’s shit.

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Over seas of blood sails the Ivory Webb
Filling all souls with fear and dread
Though it's been many years since I roamed these seas
None shall have that which is Black Jack Lee's!


>> No.19220336

Avast ye scurvy cat!

>> No.19220369

>Mindflayer got her own OP for her birthday yesterday featuring her latest art piece
That's a nice present, I hope you all remembered to squish your loli flayer.

>> No.19220372

At least you can turn a matango into a mad hatter.

>> No.19220379

I like mindflayers in Loli form alone, they look so squishable and fun to turn into ahegao-ing messes! Plus them using their mind fuckery for silly little things like making you want to princess carry her everywhere or giving her two scoops of ice cream instead of one has some appeal to it.

>> No.19220408

>Sorry if it’s shit.
Don't apologize to us, apologize to the poor dragon girls your emotionally scarred for life! And it was fine, relax.

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>> No.19220496

What's this? A pair of bongos? Well don't mind if I do!

>> No.19220544

I want to capture human girls for my ancient evil flayer mistress!

>> No.19220551

But what good are they?

>> No.19220559
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>What is she, anons?

>> No.19220560

Minions/servants/spies I guess

>> No.19220576

A real man goes and fights for his woman
Don't let the shota's and faceless VN protags get the good ones!

>> No.19220579

I will lie, cheat and steal my way into her heart.

>> No.19220580

But what if the woman fights you!

>> No.19220588

Then you put your love into every swing and show how much you mean to here
Or distract her with shiny stuff like that one warrior lady

>> No.19220610

What warrior lady?

>> No.19220613

What if I become a shota?

>> No.19220618 [DELETED] 

Loli Night Gaunt.

>> No.19220626

Its a greek myth that when she raced against the guy she would marry, he threw god given golden apples to the side so she would slow down and collect them.

FGO has her as a catgirl due to her having sexy times with her husbands in a temple and getting punished by the gods by both of them getting turned into lions

>> No.19220640
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That explains all the art of her with apples

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>> No.19220698

I’m reminded of that game with Fuuka stuck in the window.

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>> No.19220732

But I like every profile in at least some way or another, I'd be okay with any outcome as long as I'd be happier than I am now.

>> No.19220755


>> No.19220756
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A perennial favourite.

>> No.19220764

Cute, but all Fate girls are cute.

>> No.19220778

I do wish majin okita had horns

>> No.19220783

Chaos ones I'd rather be alone that turn into a monster.

>> No.19220789

Well Fate girls would be better as monsters.

>> No.19220824
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They do have some of the best oniis

>> No.19220845

Need bigger Onis.

>> No.19220846

Dragon daugterus are too pure and good. I'd love to tell mine sotries about my and my waofu's hoard along with some legends so she can get excited when she's building her own.

>> No.19220862

Mobage girls in general tend to be top tier, it's how they pull you in with their evil tanuki tricks. I'm playing too many, send help.

>> No.19220873

Looks like a loli oni

>> No.19220875

Are you in idol hell?

>> No.19220889

Just doraf hell, gun hell and soon to be fox boat hell.

>> No.19220907

Those are good hells to be in. Doraf hell especially.

>> No.19220958

Don't get sucked in by the bootleg boats anon. Resist!

>> No.19220963

I still want a doraf sized monster girl, maybe a Lich.
I'd settle for monster girl versions of my favourite gun girls though.

>> No.19220967

I'll try but I already tried warship girls back in the day so giving one more clone a chance can't hurt. Have to admit I still prefer kancolle designs to the foxes though.

>> No.19220989

any of the drunks

>> No.19221014

I want to push Ibaraki down and love her gently and passionately

>> No.19221028

I want doraf sized holsts, even if that would be obvious.

I want the meaty cows

>> No.19221051

Nothing wrong with that, imagine the double paizuri from doraf sized holst sisters.

>> No.19221053

Would be perfect, although it probably goes without saying that the chest game on those girls is fantastic.

Breeding would be quick but neccessary.

>> No.19221061

If you had to choose, how would you like a monster to change your body to suit her preferences, slow or instant?

For the sake of argument there'll be nothing you disagree with.

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It's the reason we need an Arch-Devil profile.

>> No.19221069

Being taller would be nice. Manlets are basically subhuman and getting pushed around and spat on is getting old.

>> No.19221072

Slow, because the confusion is something to be savored.

>> No.19221076


>> No.19221081

What do you see her changing about you?

>> No.19221084

Probably a little more muscle but not much beyond that.

>> No.19221091

I'd say slowly so I can get used to the changes. Would also be nice to experiment and take records as I change.

>> No.19221093

this and maybe not needing glasses

>> No.19221100

Yes please, the one looking for a boyfriend in the latest book was perfect.

>> No.19221114

I can see myself with a bit more muscles considering I was working towards that and maybe a bit cuter too, a slightly bigger D wouldn't hurt either.

I actually like using my glasses for some reason and I'd probably keep using one with magical lenses or something even if I didn't need it.

>> No.19221117

Some monsters probably like men with glasses.

>> No.19221126


>> No.19221146

I know it would be funny to bonk my glasses on a basilisk or bunyip's masks. I would be also pretty nice to see my monster wife wearing it so she can look extra sexy in some plays.

>> No.19221320
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What'll it be hun?

>> No.19221324

Anything big, strong, and busty.

>> No.19221327

I need you to pour me one shot of tequila and one shot of spearmint mouthwash. Today's been rough.

>> No.19221340

Just a coke.

>> No.19221346

Va-11-Hall-A with Monster Girls?

>> No.19221349

A beer or some rum.

>> No.19221366
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Why are lilim best demons and monstergirls in general?

>> No.19221379

>OC lilims
>anything but shit

>> No.19221383

I'd take more Succubus variants over Steelims any day.

>> No.19221387
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So what's your ship called, Freelancer? Mine is Curious Cat.

>> No.19221392

Hazardous One, no better name for a science vessel I think.

>> No.19221399


Few chibi commissions came in. A fan of how the little ones look, but I must say this is a rare case of the wife one being my least favorite in a set.

>> No.19221400

I like lilims

>> No.19221403

Meh, it depends on the character really.

>> No.19221407
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Are you high enough level to beat her?

>> No.19221411


>> No.19221417

Scotch, no ice.
Although I guess that doesn't exist in mge by definition since there's no Scotland.

>> No.19221420

This is dumb.

>> No.19221422

I'd like a glass of milk.

>> No.19221426

You're really on a roll with these chibi commissions lately. They all look really cute with heart pupils.

>> No.19221454

The fuck is this bullshit

>> No.19221462

How would your waifu react if tried the pineapple trick to make it more fun for her?

>> No.19221470

A single plum, floating in perfume, served in a woman's hat

>> No.19221475

Is this a Simpsons reference?

>> No.19221481

Yes it is

>> No.19221485

My instincts haven't dulled with age, then.

>> No.19221497

>Steamed Hams but it’s Druella trying to impress her mother

>> No.19221501
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Okay lady, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?

>> No.19221511

Thank you anon! I'm happy the artist threw in the heart eyes as well, they are certainly super cute.

>> No.19221535
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>I nicked it in that split second you weren't looking. And I'd do it again.

>> No.19221536
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>Y-y-you call that a knife? It’s actually pretty nice. I MEAN uh, THIS is a real knife...!
>”That’s a spoon”

>> No.19221540

I don't know what it is about that sugar plotline but it never gets old for me. That and

>> No.19221548

I better tell the prime minister about this.

>> No.19221554

>tfw you will never charm a Cheshire with your expert knowledge of the good Simpsons seasons.

>> No.19221562
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The Simpsons will end soon. Weird thought.

>> No.19221568

I dunno I think it's still going to go on and on.

>> No.19221572

Season 30 will be the last one though.

>> No.19221574

>Prime Minister! Do you want my old racecar bed?
>You’re getting rid of it?
>Yeah. I need a big bed now to sleep with my new wife in!

>> No.19221583

Sabbath cookies are a single man's food. Maybe married men eat them. We don't know. Quite frankly we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

>> No.19221585

Good riddance.

>> No.19221591

Its weird to imagine it ending
But with some of its voice people either dead or leaving, it makes sense

>> No.19221593

Thank god, it's been on life support since season 8.

>> No.19221601

I can still laugh every now and agian at a recent simpsons joke
Cant say the same for seth mcfarlane cartoons

>> No.19221654
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>"Hey anon wanna come to my house later to grab a couple of drinks and do homework together?"

>> No.19221658

I'm sorry I think I left the oven on.

>> No.19221665

Eeek, a delinquent!

>> No.19221673

Sure but I only drink water or milk.

>> No.19221676

I read that as: Anon you're coming with me, I'm gonna get something to drink while you do my homework, or I'll beat you up.

>> No.19221680

Sure, what's the worst that can happen? She looks like a nice girl.

>> No.19221688

>Anon goes with her
>When they open her room, there are multiple delinquent girls with a grin waiting for him

>> No.19221694

Awfully >>>/tv/ in here.

How would monsters fix the Kinoplex experience?

>> No.19221703

What does the G stand for?

>> No.19221716

They would make it so your Falcon Harpy gets you past the no singles policy.

>> No.19221722

Show me your wingspan, my beloved bloodsucker.

>> No.19221736

Cute! She’s going to be hanging on my arm the whole time!

>> No.19221748

Orgasms are unfair. Monster’s entire bodies are erogenous zones and when they cum, it fills their whole body with pleasure. All we get is one sensitive stick that you can rub numb.

>> No.19221756

If only you knew of the Forbidden Arts.

>> No.19221776

I want to confess my love to Vampire-sempai.

>> No.19221787
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>> No.19221818

>not super girly room with stuffed animals everywhere
>pouts when you say it wasn't what you expected

>> No.19221851

Sounds like someone needs to git gud.

>> No.19221884

>oni squatting in the corner with a beer
>manticore laying on the bed while blowing gum
>black harpy with her feet up on the table and looking up from her magazine
>Ushi-Oni hiding above the door waiting to pounce

>> No.19221897

Are vampire wings sensitive?

>> No.19221918

You can get better?

>> No.19221928

What magazine?

>> No.19221929

I don't see why not.

>> No.19221933

If they're like bat wings, very much so.

>> No.19221940

>”Geez anon! I may be a monster, but I’m still a girl!”
What would you do while in her room? What games would you play?

>> No.19221944

Probably a fashion one if she was a mix of delinquent and gyaru.

>> No.19222002

>you will never be the boytoy/husband for a group of delinquent undead girls
It’s so unfair. I even have the perfect group too.
>Vampire leader
>Lich who makes aphrodisiacs on the side and sells them
>twin ghouls who love to play pranks
>a ghost girl who just got caught up in it all
>an Ochimusa foreign exchange student who sees them as strong
>and a zombie who just wants to sleep all day long

>> No.19222004

Oh bother.


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And forgot my image like a sap.

>> No.19222023

>all that
Some real bonermancy happening in my pants right now. Would we get married after high school, or would they surprisingly get accepted to college?

>> No.19222027

I wanna steal a bear girls honey!
What? You thought I was going to say virginity right?

>> No.19222034

Actually no, I thought you were going to say honey. You woozles are clever but I'm even more cleverer.

>> No.19222050

>get married after high school
>the vampire, Lich, Ochi, and Zombie get accepted to college
>the twins and the ghost girl go to community college
The bigger question is: do you go to college or become a stay at home dad?

>> No.19222086

>become a stay at home dad?
Daughterus already? Maybe with some proper scheduling we could all attend college and rotate who stays home to watch the kids during the week. Gotta get an education to support this big family.

>> No.19222098

Seams fairly balanced if you ask me.
I want to fight her.

>> No.19222103

>they just make you do their homework

>> No.19222111

Where is the big sister zombie dragon?

>> No.19222132

I need monster girls like this in my life.

>> No.19222187

Cute, although I'd rather have a Kloah ending than a moe one.

>> No.19222195

Ones who look at you with utter contempt when you ask them to do something perverted?

>> No.19222233

Exactly, even if it's just an act it would be perfect. I guess nachos or non-mge girls work better for genuine reactions though.

>> No.19222247
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>utter contempt
>implying they don't secretly enjoy it

>> No.19222267

My man, that's some perfect taste you have there.

>> No.19222380

It seems from the maid one that that may be the case.

>> No.19222395
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>You are the worst, mastah

>> No.19222412

Yeah. If you think sex or masturbation is just stroking a shaft you're missing out and making a succubus somewhere cry.

>> No.19222426

It seems I’m failing as a human being in multiple ways now. Cool.

>> No.19222468

First one would make a great kiki head maid

>> No.19222469

Good to see another masochist here.
Catgirls work surprisingly well for this, probably because real cats are fluffy balls of hate.
I wouldn't mind a Wight looking at me like that either.

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I prefer cuddly cats and marshmallow cats.

>> No.19222535

Eh, guys in general often turn on some porn and just stroke it, you're far from alone. The idea probably would actually make a KC succubus weep. The idea is incredibly amusing to me.

>> No.19222576

I can’t even say I stroke it. It’s short enough where it fits entirely in hand and I just sort of rhythmically tighten my grasp from the base to the tip, kinda like drumming your fingers. As for the material, I go to the non-futa MG thread and just scroll through it a couple times.

I need a succubus to help fix me.

>> No.19222584

I wish there was an animal that had the cuddliness of a marshmallow cat, but the devoted, loving personality of a dog.

>> No.19222586

I wish Latenight drew that qt with paws.

>> No.19222615

A) It’s not like anybody fuckin tells you how to do this shit
B) The “technique” you always see in common media chafes like a bitch
This resulted in me inventing my own method as well.

>> No.19222631

That thread has some surprisingly nice pictures at times.

>> No.19222638

Just do the Wonderland method of masturbation!


>> No.19222643

That one of Tio waking up is adorable

>> No.19222662
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...yeah, come to think of it he doesn't draw catgirls with paws other than Sphinx.

That animal is called a 'waifu'.

>> No.19222670

>"Yeah, sometimes you just gotta do it in a hurry because you need to let out some stress while studying for an exam or something. It is what it is, you know?"
>Intense succubi crying and clutching of pillows

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Every sperm is sacred! Every sperm is great!
If your sperm is wasted, succs get quite irate!

>> No.19222729

Google "Samoyed"

>> No.19222772

>Movie popular with succubi stars a man with this attitude
>In the end, the heroine makes sure he has never has to do such terrible things to himself again because she becomes his personal semen toilet
>The film becomes a critically acclaimed tear-jerker and is widely regarded as the perfect date movie

>> No.19222838

Where did you hear this?

>> No.19222847
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>he doesn't know

>> No.19222867

What if the whole time you're doing their homework they're all huddled up together whispering about how they can't believe they have a boy in their hideout.

>> No.19222888

too bad the producer is still single, how tragic

>> No.19222896
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Would anubutts be into philosophy?

>> No.19222914

Where do I get one of these “WAIFU”s ?

>> No.19222923
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At the marshmallow cat nature reserve, WAIFUs enjoy such comfy environments.

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>> No.19222926

>finish movie, slightly dumbfounded at what you've just witnessed
>turn to your tomboy succubus friend, expecting her to poke fun at you about monstergirl versus human tastes
>she's just in full blown happy sobbing mode, like you've never seen her before

>> No.19222936

>”What do we do?”
>”How should I know?”
>”You brought him here.”
>”When should we rape him?”
>”Not now Ushi-chan”
>”Heeeeee’s Waaaarrrrrrm”

>> No.19222957

I can only imagine guys would hate chick flicks more than ever considering the MG directing them.

Of course they would ironically be all the more willing to go considering what their waifu's would do to them afterwards.

>Seeing yet another chick flick
>Before the show the guys at the movie theater give each other a knowing look, steeling themselves for the incoming boredom
>After the show they all get whisked away by their sobbing girlfriends to the closest private area available
>Some of the couples don't even make it out of the movie theater

>> No.19222974

Alpha, dark mage has escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude

>> No.19222995

>”She’s so brave and caring. I wish I could show my love like that.”
>”That guy was kinda a jerk. He didn’t follow bro code at all. The explosions were unnecessary as well”

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>> No.19223011

>Techincal error causes the recruitment of CC monster girls only and one young anon

>> No.19223013

"Give me the dick."
-Anubis Descartes

>> No.19223023

If you're bored, just play a game of spot the species. See if you can tell which parts of the script were written by a Phantom, and which were later Lich rewrites.

>> No.19223061

Would MGs find movies that are considered ‘classic’ to humans enjoyable? I’m pretty sure they would abhor some of the dark films, such as Chinatown or Taxi Driver or Vertigo, given how different we view things.

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>> No.19223069

>Leaked Documents from the Production House: Letter from the chief of production, a very frugal, very virgin, very lonely CC tanuki, to the producers
>”How can we reach the men’s crowd? I’ve heard that men like beer and rock music. Maybe our succubus could be drinking Millers and singing Journeys? Lumberjack manly men also seem to be popular. Give the girl a plaid shirt and an affinity for bacon maybe?”

>> No.19223071

>Honey, please stop making memes of yourself

>> No.19223089

>the chief of production, a very frugal, very virgin, very lonely CC tanuki
How do I get to be her assistant/chair?

>> No.19223092

Most would probably take it as evidence humanity was in desperate need of healing. You'd probably also get lots of home-movie "fanfics" directed by Titanias and the like giving everyone happier endings.

>> No.19223108

Just apply for the position.
And play dense every time she comes on to you.

>> No.19223110

I think they'd be accepting of "dark" films so long as, in the end, justice was done.

>> No.19223117

Sorry meant for >>19223089

>> No.19223121
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>TFW humanity is doomed to be fucked by a cosmic Cheshire

>> No.19223127

>Monster girl human-movie nerds
>They are big weirdos to other monster girls

>> No.19223129

>She's subconsciously reaching for your dick even though her eyes are misted up
>Want to make fun of her for losing herself, but she feels good
>Other couples are staying behind and you hear various squelching noises throughout the theater
>Oh. That's why it's a good date movie
Fuckin' succubi, man.

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>site logo

>> No.19223137

>Taxi Driver fanfic directed by Titania

They would have tea parties instead of a shoot out

>> No.19223143

Not him but reddit got a hold on SCP and now the quality varies wildly more than ever before with lots of shit tier rewrites.
It's a shame because it was fine before.

>> No.19223150

>reddit got a hold on SCP
Reddit got a hold on 4chan

>> No.19223157

For a long time i was not aware that scp was associated with /x/

>> No.19223158

Don’t joke movies made by Titanias, they make the best cartoons/children movies.

>> No.19223197

Not a single muscled Succubus? Really? Not a single muscled one? Zero, would not marry.

>> No.19223253

Muscle fetish is shit.

>> No.19223260

I feel you.

>> No.19223261

>tfw you will never take a Titania to Disneyland

>> No.19223264

It's ok for you to have your opinions anon
no matter how wrong they may be

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>> No.19223326

She'd be the source of a lot of children's first boners.

>> No.19223331

Titania-nee isn't like that!

>> No.19223335

>What do you mean I'm too tall for this ride?

>> No.19223347

>sitting on your face while she passionately directs her movies

>> No.19223358

There's a reason you can't spell 'Titania' without 'Tit', you know

>> No.19223361

>kids now want a big sister thanks to her
>[angry sabbath noises]

>> No.19223363

Well it's certainly unintentional.

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>> No.19223399

Loving titty nee-san beats out smug flat loli goat any day.

>> No.19223409
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What about smug titty goat?

>> No.19223418

What is the code? I tried everything I could think of, including 42069

>> No.19223423
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She's okay. between that body and killer drinks, she deserves to be a little smug. Though I don't know how well she can function as a nee-san.

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>> No.19223451

>”WOW! Are you a princess? You’re really pretty!”

>> No.19223459

That's adorable.

>> No.19223495

Solid gold butt plugs, for Pharaohs with style and strong asses.

>> No.19223503

Are the husbands also doing something together or it's just the girls who get along?

>> No.19223504

Meaty, masochistic monster knights!

>> No.19223526
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>Ywn marry a slightly autistic, THICC cheshire cat with an Northern England accent that spends whatever time she isn't fucking you employing advanced shitposting tactics no human could ever dream of on various imageboards
Why live?

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>> No.19223533

Where can I find more artwork about lilim? (preferably non-lewd, I'm not kidding)

>> No.19223539

This conversation is making me feel drunk.

>> No.19223547

The wiki has a good basis for non lewds

>> No.19223552

They're trophy husbands.

>> No.19223569

Bottom of the page, has separate galleries for regular lilims and mari.

>> No.19223598

>when you meet an alp at a bar

>> No.19223600

Thanks, I know about MGE wiki, but are there any other sites?

>> No.19223604

Only danbooru and pixiv

>> No.19223612


>> No.19223619

ok, thanks

>> No.19223626

Most stuff from elsewhere ends up on there. New stuff can be found on pixiv under 魔物娘図鑑 or twitter under #魔物娘図鑑 and #魔物娘図鑑二次 which are all general MGE tags.
I'd suggest tumblr too if it was any other girl but lilims don't seem as popular with the artists based there.

>> No.19223635

Husbands are to remain at home and get raped when the wives arrive. Not to get along with each other.

>> No.19223662

why do you suppose that is?

>> No.19223676

They have, other preferences, thats all

>> No.19223689

That's some islamic-tier bullshit going on.

>> No.19223693

Different circles. Kinda like a lot of the girls that are popular here and have a lot of stories barely get any in Japan.

>> No.19223695

You're looking at this from the wrong perspective. Girls are made to lose to cock, and it's the man's job to molest the monster all over and exploit her sensitivity to make her squirm and moan in girly pleasure.

>> No.19223698

VK, a Russian social media website, is a good place to get good content made by the Russian MGE fanbase. They've got several groups centered around MGE. Lots of content gets made there that never even sees the light of day here, on the wiki, boorus, or on any Western websites.

>> No.19223704

I tried browsing them once but had no idea where to start. The lay out was really awkward to use compared to a lot of sites.

>> No.19223714

Jinko idols are the cutest, none can deny this!

>> No.19223720

You mean muscled Jinko idols or more girly looking ones? Either one is great.

>> No.19223726

All idols are good girls and need to be treated as such.
Especially when they get flustered and embarrassed when they see that guy they like came to their meet and greet.

>> No.19223742

Muscled ones.

That they are.
Idol monster girls are the best.

>> No.19223778

can you name any particular group?

>> No.19223789

That's what they want you to think. In that time, they plan and do heists in the time their gone.


>> No.19223816

Sounds like the dream to me,but to each their own

>> No.19223837

mge_ask, that's where most of the new draws come from as far as I can tell

mge_group is another. Just click around from there. You'll find some others

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>> No.19223845

It is all fun until one day one of the waifus come home early, find the guys partying, calls up the other waifus and the husbands get raped until they get their wives pregnant.

>> No.19223852

They are also picky as shit. So I still rather to stick to a normal martial artist Jinko living in the forest and offer myself to her so she has a man to available for mating season. Or just go into a Jinko Village in the forest.

>> No.19223854

So close and yet still so damn far.

>> No.19223861
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Hug the slug.

>> No.19223864

>Bunyip idol known for raping her producer whenever she feels embarassed

>> No.19223866

>Or just go into a Jinko Village in the forest.
I want to be the lucky bastard that stumbles upon the lost tribe of Amazonian Jinkos.

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>> No.19223879

I wonder how a Tritonia idol would work?

>> No.19223884

They should be marked in the maps as "places to avoid."

>> No.19223885

Her colors dazzle the viewers

>> No.19223886

Best life

>> No.19223894

Nothing wrong. Hellhounds are beautiful creatures and I would love to be protected by a tall muscled Hellhound.

>> No.19223895

ok, thanks

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Not bad, but other girls have been done better.

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Sounds like an excuse to keep sending her out on stage and to events in increasingly revealing clothes.

>> No.19223923

What's with eastern europeans and MGE? Not that I'm complaining, better them than americans.

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I notice a lot of them seem to like the desert girls

>> No.19223957

I hear you.
Give me the strongfat smith they have, she's the biggest and the cutest.

>> No.19223966

Much like everything else a titania does. It's pottery.

>Though I don't know how well she can function as a nee-san.
Remember kids, a slovenly, drunken nee-san you have to take care of is still a nee-san. They don't all go ara ara and pat your head for being a good boy though they can still do that while drunken and being taken care of.

>> No.19223967

Thats's a thick tail for such a small devil

>> No.19223974

>Wan Wan Rape AWOO~
My sides

>> No.19223982


>> No.19223984

>They don't all go ara ara and pat your head for being a good boy
Sounds like a shit nee-san to me

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Hi. Edited another segment in All's Fair in Love and War to bring it up to standard, this time in chapter 14.


The edited part is the talk Indrick and Victoria have in the theater at the very end. I figured she recovered too well from Nyarlathotep, and the flow of the whole segment could've used improvement with Indrick saying too much stupid shit.

>> No.19224038

They have good taste, Apophis is love.

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>794 replies and 148 images
>page 10
What the fuck happened?

>> No.19224045

>Today in entertainment news
>A certain producer has his pelvis shattered for the 5th time this week
>Sources say he picked out the dress Bunyip-chan wears himself

>> No.19224048

That I'm even alive after this week is enough.
Work kicked my ass.

>> No.19224060

Is Bunyip the breakout star of recent history?

I can't remember the last time a recent MG quickly garnered her level of support.

>> No.19224065

She's a fluff snake, she's top tier.
Cute aussie accents will help

>> No.19224067

She's the first new monstergirl in a long long time I think

>> No.19224070

It's the weekend, some of us got stuff to do in the meantime.

>> No.19224072

Not really, we've had longer periods of time without new girls.

>> No.19224076

She's shy, cute, fluffy, snek, loving, and rapey. She checks almost every box.

>> No.19224083

Ah I see.

The making of mentions her having a girl little girl voice too.

>> No.19224091

Other than April when he took 3 weeks longer because of his work he has released a new girl every month since December.

>> No.19224094

High Orc had a burst of popularity for a few weeks but dropped off, Bunyip seems to have staying power though as tomorrow marks her 1 month anniversary.
Wonder if there'll be a new girl over the weekend or if kc will wait till later in the month.

>> No.19224102

Really? That’s too fucking cute.

>> No.19224104

I'd say its less that it dropped off and more that its been rolled into orc popularity.

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Which MG has the best hips and why is it Jabberwock?

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>> No.19224149

Comes in two stages. One over-exaggerated and lightly teasing you for being such a good boy and taking care of his beloved and beautiful nee-san, and one quieter sincere one just before she passes out drunk thanking you for putting up with her.

>> No.19224160

Hope this doesn't awaken her inner shotacon.

>> No.19224175

She tries her hardest, but nee-san is as weak as she is cute. Question is, are you a shit otouto?

Best hip MGs are troll, wight, titania and demon. Wocks aren't bad, but they're not even in the running for best.

>> No.19224187

Bunyip is cute! CUTE!!

>> No.19224212

I remembered the part about the mask, but I forgot the girly voice. She just keeps getting cuter and cuter!

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>> No.19224236

Positively Purfect

>> No.19224243

>was tempted to commission idol jinko back in the /a/ days
It's a weird feeling seeing it come to life after all this time. Based drawfag.

>> No.19224248

Talk shit about her producer and she'll beat the crap out of you

>> No.19224289

What a silly hat.

>> No.19224294

That hat is cute and the shorts are sexy as fuck. Would go to the backstage to get her autograph.

>> No.19224311

Can you pay your tanuki landlord in fucks?

>> No.19224324

Nah, everyone already does that.

>> No.19224338

She’s cute but the Sabbath Squad is the better idol group.

>> No.19224341

No, but if you're good enough she might amend the wording of your contract so that you're allowed to have a pet. Pet Tanuki, that is.

>> No.19224379

Out of those demon and wight are the most impressive. Personally I like dark mage too even though they don't quite have the proportions.

The girls with nice hips and thick thighs are the best, because that style fits loli versions even better.

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>> No.19224405

I've always imagined that trolls are pretty meaty under those dresses.

>> No.19224409

Silly little hats are very cute.

>> No.19224455
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Literally the profile girl in a fancy dress.

>> No.19224486

Top tier zettai ryouiki.

>> No.19224528

>not Rosalina

>> No.19224551

>You will never serve a higher being known as a Lilim

Not fair.

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>You'll never marry a lilim

>> No.19224590

greate now im remembering that sad story book from super mario galaxy

>> No.19224605

Don't see a problem. There's several people who have OC characters that don't deviate much, if at all, from the species they're based on.

>> No.19224632

whats the fun of OC characters if you're not triggering purists?

>> No.19224655

Something people don't remember is that the profile look is supposed to be the average individual of that race, some are obviously going to look quite close to it while others will vary wildly.

It's nice to have a mix of both.

>> No.19224692

*pets her head*

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That's kind of what I meant. Getting triggered over something as silly as fashion sense is stupid.

>> No.19224740

>that sad story book from super mario galaxy

>> No.19224741

Yup, I was agreeing. That said all my head canon ocs tend to get quite different with the exception of one or two.

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>> No.19224763

>Ywn marry lilim who's worked a brothel for over two centuries

>> No.19224767

Kill yourself.

>> No.19224777

I wouldn't mind paying a Lilim for night or two but someone else could marry her.

>> No.19224785

Go away

>> No.19224796

That's a good tactic. If I remember correctly, one time with a lilim turns you into an incubus because of their immense power

>> No.19224803


>> No.19224805

>implying he'll ever get away if she decides he's the one

>> No.19224822

Worth the risk. Imagine being an incubus before having a MG wife. They would flock to you en masse

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>> No.19224825

Being a single incubis could be nice, would make you a monster girl magnet and possibly attract a harem.

>> No.19224838

The really sad part is that this is 11 years old and I still cry

>> No.19224851

Honestly my main issues with the story were indrick and his stupid thoughts. Even though I bully viccy i like her a lot

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>Stop, you've broken the law!

>> No.19224857

Except that you now have that Lilim's DE all over you, thus making it extremely unlikely any of them would want to approach you.

>> No.19224866

That just means you're gonna be attracting other lilims and succubi mostly

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>> No.19224874

No, it means they'll all assume you're already taken.
And good luck getting it off when it was enough to incubize you.

>> No.19224878

That's not entirely true. Monster girls can sense when someone is taken but single incubi aren't a total irregularity.

>> No.19224887

Most single incubi (which are a rarity to begin with) just have "typeless" DE, not some monster's unique kind.
Those that don't are also going to struggle for the very same reason; monsters will assume he's taken.

>> No.19224900

No. It wouldn't be any different than getting a hold of some extra thick holstaur milk from a merchant and drinking it. It'll turn you into an incubus. But as a result you spirit energy gets altered to the taste that holstaurs prefer, and thus holstaurs will pursue you

>> No.19224902

>they think the man is already taken
>implying monsters care

>> No.19224908

So sorry to hear about your illiteracy.

>> No.19224915

Could your family afford to teach you literacy?

>> No.19224936

Wouldn't "typeless DE" just be succubus DE? I mean all monster girls have some succubus DE. It's why they're beautiful and obsessed with cock

>> No.19224942
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That's species-type mana, which does result in a bit of selectivity (since it results in species preference).
There's a difference between that and a specific girl's mana, which is her own kind and is recognizable as such and causes other MGs to step off, barring extenuating circumstances.

>> No.19224950

It's a crime that Barmaid Kiki hasn't found a husband yet!

>> No.19224953

Well, yeah. That's why humans monsterize into succubi if not influenced by something else.
Every other species' mana is basically a certain variation of it.

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She just needs to drug her crushes food and drag him off to the bedroom.

>> No.19224961

But if the holstaur milk only came from 1 holstaur, it's only going to her DE in it.

>> No.19224964
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I just want a Lilim wife, is that too much to ask for?

>> No.19224973

Given how rare they are and how they aren't real, yes.

>> No.19224977

They're real in my mind. My self induced schizophrenia and years studying the occult will make it real.

I'm going to have my wife!!!

>> No.19224984

Since the specific-DE effects and items being sold to the public both are a thing, we can probably assume that items lose the "unique" factor to them after time away from their source.
Getting milk from the tap, so to speak, probably still marks you.

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>If a monster feels so strongly about a man that her instinct has recognized the man as her “husband”, and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him, then there's no way she’s going to be able to ignore her intense desire merely because of something like an implicit understanding. She'll give in to the urge, assault the man, and fuck him. After that, the monsters who share a “husband” will end up living together,

>> No.19224992

>they aren't real,
they will be

>> No.19225002

I've heard that line for years now.

>> No.19225007

>2017 came and went
Maybe we got the date wrong?

>> No.19225008

I would but then she'd take the money from my wallet when I pass out.

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>> No.19225032

I don't think it would lose its uniqueness factor at all. I could see DE dissipating altogether over time though. However, there's nothing in the books that support any of this. But even it does, in the case of holstaur milk, the milk itself would probably expire before it lost its DE in it, given the very short shelf-life of milk

>> No.19225034

rome wasnt built in a day

>> No.19225040

They at least made progress over time. This is just extreme wishful thinking

>> No.19225069

>and she's already begun to change into a female exclusively for him
Aka: "You've fucked her already or extensively dating."
That's something that happens gradually even for established monster couples, so if it happens you were more or less asking for it.

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Speaking of milk, is minotaur milk sold as protein boosters?
Or would they be too embarrassed to milk bottle and sell it?

>> No.19225095

The books support both the specific DE thing and the exchange of monster items, so there's every reason to think KC would work it so items wouldn't interfere with couples.

If people can manage to sell Dark Slime bits, I'm sure some clever husband out there can get some mino milk out for sale.

>> No.19225109

That's a tiny minotaur.

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I'd like to see Kuro draw more of this Devil.

>> No.19225115

I know the exchange of monster girl related products, but I don't remember anything about the uniqueness of the DE fading over time.

Minos don't produce like holsts. You'd probably have to knock her up first to get her lactating, and even then, the taste won't be nearly as good. Dunno about it being protein booster. Maybe, but chances are the milk would be no different in nutrition compared to the average MG.

>> No.19225141

She's too pure for that! She needs to be swept off her feet by some handsome adventurer!

>> No.19225157

>THICC kikimora is working the register at a busy grocery store
>Works the evening shift till close
>She's wearing a big, long skirt
>She sneaks you into her stall and under her skirt when no one's looking
>The counter is high enough that no one can see what's going on below
>Spend the better part the last 2 hours of her shift just constantly eating her out and fingering her pussy and ass
>Occasionally lets out cute moan here and there when she's checking out a customer
>Purposely get a bit more rough with her when she's speaking to a customer and giving back their change
>One time you goes as far as to surprise her by fisting her causing her to yelp in pleasure
>You feel her pussy tighten up around your hand and wrist as she orgasms
>Customer asks if she's okay
>She tries to control her orgasm as you relentlessly pleasure her more while trying to explain to the customer that she's okay
>Her voice shakes and her legs tremble while she tries

>> No.19225167

>Quote from John Q. Tulpa, moments before inventing the Tulpa

>> No.19225180

Minitaurs are just as cute as hugetaurs.

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Can you tell me more about those issues and where they may be? Or if the edits I made solved those issues. It's never too late to improve the story.

>> No.19225201

I can't come up with any specific examples RN, so give me a few hours to reread the whole thing, and I'll get back to you.

>> No.19225216

Why not do that in a more private spot?

>> No.19225229

Thrill of being caught adds to the pleasure

>> No.19225306

Do you guys wish you had a rich monster girlfriend who can take care of you and not have to worry about bills and other debts?

>> No.19225311

I may be bold enough to hit on a meaty kiki at a tiki bar.
That may be because I drank and ate at one for the first time today but damn if that sweet song of liquor wouldn't give me that courage.

>> No.19225314

After the busy week I had?

>> No.19225317

Naw, I'd rather have one at my level where we each elevate the other until we're sitting pretty financially. I suppose I wouldn't mind a sugar mama to play with/be played with by, but that's not for marriage.

>> No.19225324

Either that or dragged away to a self sufficient rape cave.

>> No.19225330

Absolutely anon. My waifu would have a very rewarding rob as a magical science researcher so we'd have all the money we need for whatever we want and more.

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>> No.19225338

Yes, please.

>> No.19225340

This kid gets it.

>> No.19225366

Dick the daughteru!

>> No.19225371

Daughteru dicks you!

>> No.19225375

Only if they're adopted!
That being said, adopteru salamanders who know their dad is a master swordsman or warrior must be tough.

>> No.19225381

the creation of Rome started when Romulus gathered a bunch of forever alone men and promised them wives if they served him

Neo Rome will founded in the same way but with waifus.

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As a wageslave I'd love that.

>> No.19225386

Anon you don't even know!

>> No.19225393

Go away /d/.

>> No.19225410

Not a big fan of them, but this scenario with a hinezumi would be great! Especially if the dad is actually kind of a wimp but always manages to diffuse situations his daughter gets herself into. She gets the misconception he's actually some great figher when he's really desperately trying not to get himself or his daughter hurt.

>> No.19225414

I'd rather keep my job but have a kiki or a shog whose arms I could collapse into at the end of the day. I want to feel productive but also not feel like every day is such a struggle.

>> No.19225444

I could see that.
Hinezumis would work for it as well, although it may be awkward when they want to be trained by him and put themselves in...compromising positions.

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>> No.19225476

hope is all we got.

>> No.19225483

>made progress over time
we are sort of making progress in a way
VR is a thing that doesn't suck now,
its got a long way to go but there is at least a progress.

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If she found out her dad couldn't fight I'm sure she'd do her best to teach him. Can't have him not know how to protect himself! It would also give her the opportunity to Feel him up during training and press herself against him as much as she wants!

>> No.19225502

That's a cute meat mouse.

>> No.19225507

>Anon served in the Army in his 20's
>On one deployment, he came across an orphaned Salamander and took her with him back to base
>She was around 2 years old according to the doctor who checked her out, and she clung to Anon and refused to let go
>He ended up adopting her
>Years later, his now teenaged daughter knows he was in the Army, but he doesn't talk ab out it much and she doesn't ask anymore since his responses were never satisfying
>One day she's home alone and goes digging in his closet because she wanted to see if he kept any of his old military stuff
>She comes across a box containing his medals and commendations
>A lot of it was standard stuff, good conduct medal, etc
>The 5 purple hearts caught her eye
>So did the distinguished service cross underneath them
>She put everything back and started digging around online
>Eventually she found a site with a guy who claimed to have served with her father
>According to him, all 5 purple hearts came from hand to hand combat, with a total of around a dozen confirmed hand to hand kills
>He didn't know about the distinguished service cross, but the fact that her father was much more of an experienced and talented fighter than she thought was enough to spark an Electra complex

>> No.19225523

I was thinking more about in ye olden times.
A quiet knight type that would prefer those orphans learn about scholarly things than swordplay

>> No.19225534

>adopted salamander or dragon daughteru
One suggestive situlation or misunderstanding away from MERE

>> No.19225539

>Young man suddenly finds himself with a kikimora maid
>doesnt know shes an ex assassin
>he gets targeted for being close to her
>kiki has to remove the threats and clean up evidence all while trying to seduce him

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Being a young boy hero must be like walking around with a target on your back and your crotch.

>> No.19225549

Yep, especially if they see father go to work.

>> No.19225553
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>/monster/ meme

>> No.19225571

Is it bad that Bunyip gals have won over my heart so damn hard?

>> No.19225579
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Not at all.

>> No.19225584

>le /monster/ boogyman
Grow up

>> No.19225585

Fluffy snek with a cute voice who rapes you when panicked? What's not to like.

>> No.19225624

It was literally stolen from their memes thread you faggot.

>> No.19225628

My favs used to be Bapho + Demons
Now I gotta make room for how damn adorable yet vicious Bunyips are.
They're the type that I want to just tell her that everything will be ok, giving her a nuzzling hug which might probably trigger a reciprocative rapefest

>> No.19225632

Warn all married monsters; their homes and relationships may be in dire jeopardy!

>> No.19225656

Joke's on you, anon. I have won against my mofu addiction.

>> No.19225693

Not him, but the Mofu isn’t even that big of a selling point to me. Sure it’s soft, but the lamia body and her personality are the more enticing parts.

>> No.19225720

Monstergirl adopterus with a single man could end in only one way, really.
>adopteru from some seductive and lewd species
>she seems to accidentally say suggestive easily misunderstood things all the time, totally accidentally shows herself scantily clad constantly and often addresses you in a quite inappropriate tone while blushing

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How crazy do you like your demons, anon?

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Even human rulers want the hero to get fucked

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We're about to be archived: if you've got a confession to make, better do it now.

>> No.19225910

I think I want to dick the daughteru.

>> No.19225920

I don't really like the sex side of MGE, and wish it focused more on the deep love aspect with a side of romantic sex instead.

>> No.19225924 [DELETED] 

>There will never be more Succubus Notebook

>> No.19225947

I want meat on my girls

>> No.19225950

If I ever found myself in the MGE world you can bet your life I'd be an Eros follower.

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