Monster Girl Thread

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Deer pussy best pussy.


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meid are for anal

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Got a neat Kobold waifu commission done on patreon! I really, really like this one, like damn.

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>>19185387
I stand corrected. That is a good looking catsuit.

I'm kinda weirded out by the crotch though

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What happens when you give a Bunyip a cell phone? Can she communicate better with it than in person?

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>>19185387
Well fuck, that's actually really nice.

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>>19185393
I can't be bothered to look for that pic. Anyone else have it?

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>>19185392
Where else is it supposed to go? Those guys need room down there.

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>>19185387
do you happen to have an album or page where you have all your commissions uploaded to?

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>>19185392
It's the super acute V of her top making it look like that anon, she definitely has a pussy under there. Futa is fucking gross.

>>19185399
Indeed I do anon, here it is.
https://imgur.com/a/UhgEW

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i did not realize nacho husbands were not stuck as spiders which raises them from bottom of the list but i'm not sure all the apologies could make up for the insults

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>>19185402
Thanks! Was wondering since you get some decent stuff at times

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>>19185402
Great stuff, not the original requester but I'm a fan of your comms. What about the "other" stuff? It's my favorite...

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>>19185341
You already know how it's going to end.

>>19185312
>When Stuffy found herself in the city she was quick to search for accommodations. Only to find that the capital needed not only for a security deposit and first month's rent were laughably out of her reach.
>Defeated, she wandered out of the city back into the outskirts where she soon found a vast field of long golden grass.
>She soon hatched an idea to make herself a little house by gathering up the stalks of grass and making a little hut for herself.
>When she at last finished she looked at her work with pride and crawled inside to take a nap.
>Puffy found herself in a dark little forest and looked up into the sky to find to that it was soon going to rain.
>While her plump body could shake off the chilled air, she couldn't withstand the cold agonizing death of hypothermia caused by frigid rain.
>She quickly looked around searching for cover but found none because the trees were all evergreens and pine needles always seemed to get caught in her breasts and made her painfully itchy.
>She looked down at the sticks on the ground and soon hatched an idea.
>Having collected the choicest branches and sticks, she constructed a home and as the rain began to fall she huddled inside and layed down for a nap.
>Huffy had made her way out to the barren west rife with mosquitos and other obnoxious insects
>Tired of being stung and bitten she wished for a home to call her own.
>Thankfully she found one just sitting around in a corn field.
>She walked up to the door and kicked it open.
>A little blond alp was sitting at her kitchen table enjoying tea when Huffy suddenly grabbed her by her tail and dragged her out of the house.
>She went to the vacant dog house out back and tied up the little alp before laughing and heading inside to enjoy the tea.
>Afterwards she made her way to the bedroom where there were two beds. One big and manly, while the other was small and girly.
>She hopped into the big bed and soon fell asleep.

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>>19185368
shog has no butt

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>>19185414
How dank must it get under the covers of a Head Orc’s bed? Stoner fags fuck off

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>>19185413
Here's the specific imgur link code, with /jp/ cracking down on things I'll let you fill in the rest. probably gonna delete this and the other album post in a bit too so get it while you can.
BNL92

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>>19185426
W R O N G G N O R W

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>>19185414
Poor Alp
Never thought I’d say that

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>>19185367
Someone tell Viccy that's not how you wear a hat
https://i.imgur.com/uWdwcz1.png

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>>19185367
Lewd. Is that a Scylla, Kraken or a Tentacle?

Also, going by the last thread, is everyone here an American/Canadian?Becausae I'm not.

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>>19185438
THANK YOU!!! There were some I hadnt seen before too, I really love women in you-know-what, thank you for sharing.

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>>19185460
You are quite welcome anon.

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>>19185414
Was the Alp tied up with her own tail? How lewd

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>>19185368
What kind of maid though?

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>>19185469
What do you think of an Alp as a maid?

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>>19185457
It's the Fifth Inspector

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>>19185393
>>19185396

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>>19185548
>her face when he replies with a "<3 <3 <3"

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>>19185554
>”Honey”
>”I mean Dear”
>”I mean Anon”
>”Could you just come home? I need you!”
>”I’m just getting worked up again.”
>”You don’t have to if you’re busy”
>”But I’d like you to”
>”But I understand you need to work”
>”And I shouldn’t be texting you at work”
>”Like I am now”
>”I’m sorry”
>”Could you please come home though?”
>Sends pic
>”Wait! My camera went off!”
>”Why is it upside down?”
>”I’m sorry.”
>”I’m sending too many texts aren’t I?”
>”I’ll let you come home when you can”
>”I’m sorry”
>”I love you”

[Anonymous No.]

Pick a maid.

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>>19185598

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>>19185598
>Anon comes back from his lunch break to see 120 new messages
>He sighs, goes to the bathroom and snaps a dick pic for her and a promise to return home early
>He's used to this, having been married to her for 5 years and with two kids

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>>19144254
"No, he's not lost, we just need your help so that he doesn't get in trouble while we're inside."

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>>19185630
Good work as always, LN. I can't ell what's going on in the background or on the right though.

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>>19185630
Aww jeez, what the heck did Gremmy-chan do?

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>>19185457
I’m not. Actually I’m Asian

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>>19185457
British Columbia my mans

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>>19185414
The tale of Stuffy
>Stuffy began to live a happy life, finding a love for nature even despite her allergies. She frolicked around, going for runs in the wide open prairie and occasionally fishing in the nearby river.
>She had made a good life for herself
>But one day whilst fishing from the river she felt she was being watched.
>Before she could process the thought any further her line began to tug and she went to work reeling in her catch.
>It was the biggest catch of her life, she fought it for over an hour.
>At last with a mighty thrust, she pulled her catch free from the water.
>The fish was massive, standing at 6'4" and weighing over 200 pounds. It's body was thick with curly black hair and had a thick black beard that sat on a chiseled, manly jaw.
>Wait a minute
>Stuffy looked over her catch confused this was no fish!
>"What on earth are you? You can't be a fish, you don't have flippers or a tail or even gills! Heck you don't even have scales!" she growled in anger.
>The not-a-fish stood up, to reveal he was entirely naked if not for his thick body hair.
>"Hmm, you are right. I am indeed not a fish." he slurred, the fish hook still caught in his mouth.
>"If you must know, judging by my big, strong body, thick black fur, sharp teeth, and deep rooted hunger for flesh..."
>"B-Bui?"
>The not-a-fish struck an imposing stance with his arms and claws struck out threateningly
>"I'M A HUNGRY WOLFMAN COME TO FEAST ON PIG!" He roared.
>"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI!!!!!!" Stuffy screamed and ran off before the wolf could "eat" her.
>The wolfman chased her through the prairie howling like a rutting dog and the littlest piggy cried wee wee wee all the way to her home.
>She shut herself inside her straw house and locked the door. (Yes she somehow found a door and attached it to a straw house and by some magic it has a functioning deadbolt.)
>The wolfman arrived at the door and tried to open it, but to no avail. He slammed his fist on the door and barked, "LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG! LET ME IN!"
>"NOT BY THE HAIR ON MY STICKY SLUTTY SLIT!" Stuffy buied.
>To which the wolf replied, "then I'll....."
>Damn, the wolf had no idea. He paced outside the door for a few moments and suddenly a light bulb flashed into existence above his head.
>Confused as to why, and lightly perturbed by the eldritch light bulb he left to go to his thinking place. The town brothel.
>There he hatched a brilliant plan, a romantic gesture! He went out to the prairie and collected a bouquet of wild poppies and put them in a pretty little box.
>Having completed his trap he took it to the piggy's house and left it on her doorstep before scurrying off behind a bush.
>Stuffy headed out to investigate, wielding her trusty fishing pole for defence. She sweeped her gaze around and found her doorstep vacant except for a lone box wrapped in pink ribbon.
>"Aw somebody got me a gift!" she said, setting down the fishing pole. She greedily tore off the ribbon and opened the box to find, "Flowers??!? Oh no pollen! Ah ah aaaaaah"
>She huffed
>She puffed
>She sneezed and blew her house down!
>She surveyed the damage and before she knew it the wolfman was standing behind her.
>"Bui...." she sniffled.
>"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he howled and pushed Stuffy to the ground.
>He began to eat her from behind, digging his "claw" into her plump little rump.
>Her succulent flesh was supple and good to touch, he gave her a sharp smack on the behind and began to "slice" her in two.
"Bui! Bui!" Stuffy cried as she was flayed alive by the wolfman's rigid talon.
>He hammered into her hips feeling the shivering of her flesh with each thrust. He rained blow after sharpened blow on her shapely hindquarters and felt the sweet joy of satisfaction bubbling up in his gut.
>Quickly, like a dam bursting he flooded her womb with his semen and impregnated the sow.
>Groooooooah!" he roared and fell backwards. Completely satisfied by his meal, he nodded off to sleep.

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>>19185649
That makes the two of us.

>>19185659
The sheer number of your countrymen here
explains the popularity of snow girls, not that I'm complaining.

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>>19185661
be back in a bit, smoke break.

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Got a doodle picture from HHHori of my daughteru.

It came out really nice, it's comfy.

I generally get pictures of her a lot younger, but having her around the 10 age is pretty nice too.

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Would you be her prince?

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>>19185630
I sure hope tomatonee is ok.

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>>19185689
nope i like surface fashion and that shit would be heavy underwater

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>>19185684
Wow she grows up to be a nerd like her father. It feels odd calling her cute now that I've compared her to you.

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I'm sick and tired of being wishy washy about which species I like. Therefore, I've created a challenge for myself to determine what my favorite actually is. https://challonge.com/d7vu8ksz Wish me luck and feel free to watch my autism unfold!

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>>19185731
>It feels odd calling her cute now that I've compared her to you.
Maybe you think I'm cute anon, maybe you're just gay.

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>>19185744
>Newly created Alp turned down by Lamia Husband and Father

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>>19185744
shut up ur mom gay

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>>19185747
ur dad lesbian

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What kind of gifts do you give your waifu? I wanna give my dormouse a cheese pillow!

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heckdoge abs are top

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>>19185768
THE top

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>>19185767
I'd surprise my wife regularly with flowers and books!

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Reminder that nipple piercings with a chain between them and a small weight dangling from it to give constant tension and stimulation throughout the day are an important aspect of a proper maid's attire.

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>>19185790
A chastity belt is more important.

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>>19185790
Shog lacks this

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How do you romance a Kitsune-bi before they possess someone to make them kitsune-tsuki?

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>>19185790
>>19185799
Y'all anons have good taste.

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>>19185366
Has the Druella story been translated yet?

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>>19185661
The tale of Puffy
>Puffy had grown to love her life in the woods after discovering there were many fruit trees further in.
>She ate of them greedily and grew even plumper than before.
>Not wanting for food, she gathered as much as she could and traded it with the passing merchants for among other things, whole holstaur milk making her even curvier and voluptuous than one could ever imagine possible.
>She even found wild grapes and cultivated them into wine which she too traded until becoming vastly rich, and turning her stick house into a stick mansion.
>An entire mansion made out of sticks.
>STICKS.
>She became known as the wild forest dwelling drunk and partied every night away in lovely splendor.
>That is until a big burly wolf showed up at her door with a pig tied up and flung over his shoulder.
>"Sis! Run away while you can!" Stuffy cried.
>Drunk, Puffy instead invited the wolf in for a drink.
>The wolf was happy to agree.
>She poured him glass after glass of the most fantastic wine. Eventually 5 glasses transformed into 20 and those turned into 40 until at last the wolf was rowdily intoxicated.
>"You sure look tasty" said the wolf.
>Puffy, more than flattered said, I'd be happy to give you a taste~ and spread her gorgeous thighs for the wolf.
>"Awoooooo" The wolf howled and pounced onto Puffy.
>He huffed
>He puffed
>He blew his load inside her. Having at last been satisfied, the wolf fell asleep.
>Puffy, ever the craftiest of the three sisters then dragged the sleeping wolf out of her house and punted him into the cold.
>She then locked the door.
>Once she had untied Stuffy she contacted the authorities and went to bed with Stuffy.
>The next morning, the wolf awoke in a jail cell.
>Angered, he kicked open the iron bars and raped the young kobold standing guard before making his escape.
>He made his way back to the forest and trudged up to the door.
>He slammed his fist against the wood, barking, "LITTLE PIGS LITTLE PIGS! LET ME IN!"
>Puffy already drunk as usual opened the window of her second floor, and called down, "Not *hic* by the hear of ar stecky slutty slits!~"
>She then threw out an empty wine bottle aimed squarely at his forehead and cracked his skull with a KACK!
>Rubbing his injury, the wolf roared in rage.
>"Why I outta-"
>Once again he was stumped he had been outsmarted and seduced by those delicious little pigs. He stroked his beard and wandered off into the forest.
>He found a stump and sat down pondering how he'd get to eat them. Clearly he had to step up his romantic gestures if he was going to get at those fat thighs again.
>He sat and thought then he thought some more.
>Then once again, the eldritch light bulb zapped into existence over his head.
>"You must show them the depths of your burning love." the light bulb spoke.
>The wolf sat a moment before-
>running away screaming into the forest.
>It was in the heat of the moment when the wolf had a brilliant idea.
>"I'll burn the house down!" he howled with a snap of his fingers.
>He went back to the mansion and grabbed the empty wine bottle and went back to town where he purchased some gasoline. He poured the gasoline into the wine bottle and stuffed a rag into the hole.
>He raced back to the manor and having acquired a lighter, lit the rag on fire and called out to the pigs.
>"LITTLE PIGS LITTLE PIGS! LET ME IN!"
>"I already told you, you big dumb wolf! Not by the hair of our sticky slutty slits!" Puffy crowed and threw another empty wine bottle at the wolf.
>The wolf deftly dodged the bottle and glared at the now vacant window.
>"Eh suit yourself." the wolf sighed and lit a fire under their fat asses.
>Puffy and Stuffy laughed as they began to drink more wine.
>Suddenly Puffy sniffed.
>"Hey sis, do you smell bacon?"
>"I don't really smell anything because of my nose." she snuffled.
>Puffy sniffed again, "Well something's frying and it smells really good."
>"Aw I'm jealous." Snuffy buied.
>They went back to drinking and then Puffy felt a strange burning on her posterior.
>She looked down to notice her tail was on fire.
>"Odd." she said, and took another sip of wi-
>PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
>"Oh god I'm on fire, help!" Puffy cried dropping to the ground and rolling about like a lunatic. Snuffy ran to get some water only to open the door and find the entire house was on fire.
>They began to panic as the fire spread throughout their bedroom, at first running around in cricles and as the fire crept closer, Stuffy found her courage and dragged her drunken sister through the burning house.
>They flung themselves out the front door and made it out just in time as the stick manor collapsed into a burning heap.
>"My house!" Puffy cried out only to tremble with fear as she heard foot steps approaching from behind.
>The wolf stood grinning with a fully raised "claw" ready to slash them apart.

I should really go to bed, but I want to finish this damn story first.

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Don't give it (you)s.

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>>19185767
Some fancy jewels, a lot of praises and some good massages

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Would a shog be hurt if you told her Back to the pit

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>>19185853
Am I annoying you guys?
I'll stop if you want.

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>>19185856
I don't think she'll mind, providing she takes you with her.

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>>19185865
People get triggered by names, ignore him.

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>>19185843
I really hope to see the end of this.

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>>19185387
Hot damn KDF that is a good one.

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>>19185829
Unfortunately no

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>>19185457
I'm british

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I wanna flip the tables on a ninja and love her alot!

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>>19186067
You have her attention. Details.

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>>19186067
I want to play silly pranks on a ninja!

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>>19186088
I'll tell her i love her before she can do anything

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>>19186027
Well, perhaps you'd like Victorian maid Kiki to wait on you?

>>19186111
It's a good thing you chose to confess in a room with red wallpaper, otherwise she could break her disguise from blushing alone.

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>>19186111
>Tell a ninja you love her
>Her face flashes scarlet
>She has to use a smoke bomb to hide her embarrassment
Cute

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How do you feel about monstergirl childbirth anon? Would you want to see your daughteru come out of your waifu?

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>>19185410
Atlach-Nacha's profile was made slightly before KC toned down the narrator's hyperbole, it's also a chaos species so he wrote it in a cryptic style to reflect that
You can enjoy constant transformation or it can be just a move you pull to shut her up when her abuse goes too far
>but i'm not sure all the apologies could make up for the insults
Her true nature only reveal itself once her venom is negated, her apologies couldn't be more sincere and heartfelt

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>>19186166
I don't have a waifu, but I wouldn't mind watching the Demon Lord give birth.

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>>19186125
Don't really know how I feel about maids to be honest
Even my kiki story didn't go as planned

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>>19186166
>>19186166
I don't have the stomach or the constitution to watch that happen anon, even if it's my waifu and daughteru. I'm sure my waifu would understand as she's my waifu and all, but the ideal scenario is she and I would go to bed one night while she's heavily pregnant, and then she gently wakes me up in the middle of the night to show me our new baby. I'd also like to think that monstergirl childbirth is much easier than the regular human kind.

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>>19185853
Fuck off I'm enjoying it, late as I am.
>>19185843
Keep going wortfeg you've almost reached the final stretch

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>>19185743
Just use http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
You won't get satisfied by your top 10 either way but it should give you a clear idea of species you like

>>19185843
That was pretty good
Just drop the name to avoid unwanted attention

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>>19186166
I don't think anyone is comfortable watching someone push another living being out of them, no matter who or what they are. Childbirth is messy and ugly af, but you put up with it because you love her. Personally, I'd marry an egg-layer to avoid that.
>>19186206
Man, there's a joke from back in the day.

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>>19185661
>>19185883
>>19185904
>>19186221
>>19186233
Okay, I may, or may not have gotten scared off by the dude and in a fit of autism deleted >>19185843

Point is, can anybody just copy and pastebin it for me. I'll finish it, if only because I couldn't sleep anyway. I can't remember where I was because the post is gone from my side of things. I'll give you this busty brown foxfu as payment for your trouble.

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>>19185630
Those succs are so breedable. They have cute hair.

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>>19186208
Did you actually post the Kiki story?

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Stop replying to yourself you monsterboy shill, you're not wanted here.

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>>19186263
All the various LN Succs are cute, even when acting intolerably lewd.

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>>19185601
The one with the grin for sure

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>>19186285
>Monsterboy
I described him as having extensive body hair and a thick beard on chiseled, manly chin. Should I have described him as being a fat lanky loser with a slouch and black eyes? Would that have helped you self-insert better than a humanised wolf character that would actually fit in with the source material. second. see pic
>Inb4 shopped/sourcecode shenanigans
You're actually retarded enough to be schroedinger's bait.

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>>19186275
I did
https://pastebin.com/YqgjiuDx

not one of my best, then again I'm not sure which roulette is my best one.

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>>19185743
Just use http://mgecharactersorter.tumblr.com/
You won't get satisfied by your top 10 either way but it should give you a clear idea of species you like

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I wonder what she's dreaming about.

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>>19186166
While I don't think It's something I would really enjoy, I think it's every father's responsibility to be there to help his wife through child birth.

Whether It's 100% supportive, you're not really doing shit, and she was helped along medically but you're there holding her hand. Or he was guided with some help from a birthing nurse, the dad should be a part of the process unless 100% necessary like there was no honest to god way he could be there
I think any job that would fire you for helping deliver your child is a job worth quieting anyways.

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>>19186314
>Specifically used the term "wolfman" and spoilered the "man" part
You knew exactly what you were doing you dipshit.

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>>19186321
Remember this one, half my kiki headcanon is lifted from it. also that book
>Madam Josephine's guide to being a superb Kikimora.
I wonder just what instructions that book could have.

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>tfw you can't come up with a new law when you're blasted and it comes up retarded

I just want people to be comfy my dudes

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>>19186343
The spoilered man part was specifically to make sure nobody even got that impression. But whatever. If I had just called him a wolf I'd have been accused of fur faggotry. There is literally no pleasing this fucking thread.

I swear to God I give up on you people.

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>>19186360
Or, and this is a stretch for someone like you I know, you could describe his traits once and then just call him a "man".

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>>19186376
>Using the name wolf triggers you.
May I remind you that it was the three little pigs and the wolf, not three little pigs and the strangely well lunged and not averse to eating raw pig MAN

Doesn't really flow all too well does it.
I'm sorry you shit your pants over something so retardedly inconsequential, hell I'll even buy you a new pair of jeans if it'll make you feel better. But maybe you should stop staring at TV static and use your fucking brain to think that not every god damn post that you don't understand is another attempt at hurting your precious little safe space you diaper shitting neanderthal ass mongrel.

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>>19186360
I admit that this place is a bit more "volatile" than most

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>19186395
>Be an asshole
>Get called an asshole
>Become inconsolably upset
Like clockwork.

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>>19186331
Not him but that was fun
Didn’t even realize I cared that much for fire mice

[Anonymous No.]

Succubig?
Or succubigger? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/De-1RgUUEAExIH-.png

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>>19186469
Succutoomuch

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>>19186259
>>/jp/thread/19185366#p19185843

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>>19186467
>Top 10 consists of 2 large ties
What a slut. At least you have you good taste.
I'm surprised there isn't a single overlapping theme between all of them.

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>>19186469
Give me Succubiggest

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>>19186202
It may go against canon but I like to imagine Nachos stop when the guy starts crying instead of fucking them.

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>>19186338

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>>19186504
It's not entirely against canon. One of the core aspect of the setting is how monster girls love their husband more than anything and would do them no wrong.
I personally imagine that an Atlach-Nacha would keep her abuse to a minimum if her husband was feeling down, if it was particularly bad she would even try to cheer him up in a tsundere manner.

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>>19186481
I'm sure anyone who is indecisive enough to use the sorter to figure out their top 10s would have big ties, no?

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>>19186469
Way too big, especially with how small & thin the rest of her body is. Cowtits need proportions to balance them out.

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>>19186531
It'd be cute to see her try and cheer him up since she's probably not used to it.

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>>19186547
>Hmph! I-It's not like I'm worried about you or anything baka!!!

All the while she continues to hug him awkwardly

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to give your dog girl lots of affection!

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>>19186557
That's adorable. Tsunderes done right are great.

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>>19186542
Most sorter top tens I've seen only had a single tie between 2 species mine included.
The indecisiveness is more about having too many species we love than loving species equally.

>>19186544
I agree but bakunyuu lolis are fantastic and should be the exception to the rule.

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>>19186479
>>>/jp/thread/19185366#p19185843
Well I'm officially retarded.

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>>19186456
You know what they say about playing chess with pigeons anon. They'll knock over all the pieces, shit on the board, and then they strut about as if they've won.

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>>19186566
Why is this image so unsettling to me?

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>>19186395
The autism in these threads is fucking maximum man

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>>19186547
>>19186571
>"Perverted lolicon, c-come rest on my l-lap."
>She's heavily blushing and shaking as he lays his head on her lap
>She clumsily caresses his hair
>"Smiling like that in this situation... My perverted lolicon is so hopeless."

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck am I awake?

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>>19186618
Takes a lot of frayed wires to want to fuck horse pussy. You get what you pay for.

But if you're interested, for only $39.99 I can get you the autism free season pass that includes all future monster girl dlcs and is 100% daughteru dicker free

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185387
That's actually really fucking good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186658
Now the label says autism free but is it grass fed or at least shade grown?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186692
I don't know that! AAAAAAAAAH!
>The tanuki shoots off into the sky and lands in the lava pit where she is promptly incinerated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186469
Gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186643
I have trouble sleeping when MG's fill my thoughts because always hard with pre and when it goes down gotta urinate to clear the urethra

[Anonymous No.]

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185661
>>19185843
The tale of Huffy
>Huffy was particularly prosperous, the corn had already been ripe for harvest when she took over.
>With a hefty shut up fee to the local raccoon she managed to secure herself a nifty profit and "ownership" of the farm.
>She sat in "her" easy chair puffing on a cigar she'd lit with a hundred dollar bill.
>"Bwahahaha" she laughed, and chugged down a tumbler full of sour whiskey.
>She decided to check on her field.
>She got up and left through the crimson front door.
>She spied the lone "dog" walking about spreading seed only to notice she was missing something.
>"Fido, come here!" Huffy ordered.
>The "dog" slowly trudged over and made herself as small as possible so as not to be seen as a threat.
>"Where are your ears Fido?"
>The dog scrambled a moment searching her head and only finding her horns. Her heart sank.
>"I, um, I think I lost them...master."
>"You lost them? I paid good money for those and you had the carelessness to misplace them? To the dog house with you! And no scraps for you tonight!"
>Fido walked away to her house holding back tears.
>Satisfied with her torment of the creature she walked back inside and poured herself another whiskey. She took to her easy chair and relaxed before falling asleep.
>Suddenly she was awoken by a knock at the door.
>Enraged that someone would have the gall to bother her at this hour, she stomped to the door.
>"It better not be that damn tanuki demanding more money again." she growled.
>She opened the door and found not a tanuki but a big burly wolf-like man with an incredible beard.
>He was also stark-naked but thankfully his coarse pubic hair was just enough to obscure his genitals in the dark lit porch.
>Deciding it was a suitor come to steal her heart by throwing himself at her feet, she declined.
>"Sorry, but I'm not interested in a husband right now. Come back in saaay 3 years, oh and try not to look so poor."
>She politely slammed the door in his face and strutted away with a grin on her face.
>Another much harsher knock at the door.
>Huffy scowled, marching back to the door.
>She opened the door, "I said I'm not interest-"
>"What the fuck do you think you're doing in my house?"
>Huffy was taken aback, "Heh?"
>"I said what are you doing in my house and why is my little "sister" huddled in the dog house crying her eyes out?"
>A voice screamed from behind him.
>"RUN AWAY SIS HE'S A MAD MAN!"
>"Yeah, el loco lobo!"
>Huffy tilted her head to see past the mountain of hair to find a pair of crispy brown pigs that she didn't recognize had been tied up with rope and lay on the ground wriggling like worms.
>"Who the heck are you guys?"
>"We're your sisters you callous bitch!" Stuffy barked.
>"I have sisters?"Huffy snorted.
>"AAAAAH, screw it! Just get her! I'll kick her ass myself if I have to!" Puffy shouted.
>"Hard to do that when you're tied up porky."
>El loco beardo told them to be quiet, "Look, I'll give you to the count of ten to apoloigize to my sister before I get angry and trust me, you won't like me when I'm angry."
>"1-"
>SLAM!
>Flabbergasted, he stood gawking at the door. He wrenched the door knob to find that she had locked it.
>He howled with rage and slammed his fist into the door.
>"LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG! LET ME IN!" he barked.
>"Fuck off." Huffy called back.
>"LET ME IN OR I'LL HUFF AND I'LL PUFF AND I'LL-"
>"And you'll do what? Breath on me?"
>The wolf had reached his melting point.
>"I'LL RAPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!"

[Anonymous No.]

How easy to get do you like your monster girl?
Beginner mode:
>She rapes you on sight
Easy mode:
>She rapes you if you show any form of interest towards her
Normal mode:
>She seduces you into having consensual sex with her
Hard mode:
>You have to prove your love to her in order to have sex with her
Expert mode:
>You have to prove your love and your strenght in order to have sex with her

[Anonymous No.]

How much would it cost for you to make your current living conditions wife-friendly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Expert mode. Being a slut is for weaklings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Hard Mode with a Lich. Bonus: I'll prove my love for her mathematically!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Salamander mode: rape her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186851
Isn't it better to move into her home?
She'd accommodate you better than you can accommodate her.

>>19186866
Would you show it to her as a presentation or an essay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186901
If she really loves him, she might even accept a poster presentation!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186901
Both. I'll send her a PDF of the paper while presenting a 15-minute summary for her using Frank Sinatra and champagne.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
I'd go with Easy, that way I can avoid any of those who'm i might not want to be with until i find the mouse i'd want to be my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

fuck this takes a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Mindfuck mode:
>She seduces you into thinking you're raping her but actually it's her raping you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186949
>N°347
>50%
It took me nearly 600 to get to 50%

>>19186928
Beware of large groups of mice, they will rape you if they have the numbers advantage.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19186968

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>>19186973
Remove this image

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>>19186806
>"Oh, I'm so scared! You'll have to get in first."
>He growled in frustration, she was right. As much as he hated to admit to the obvious fire hazard there really was only one door into the house.
>So he did what he did best and plotted, then suddenly he remembered. The chimney! Wait no that's a terrible idea, what if he got stuck?
>Or worse, made into stew.
>He shuddered, that was how his father passed.
>Having struck down the thought he went back to plotting, then as if on queue, the eldritch lightbulb once again appeared above his head.
>"You have a key under the doormat!" the light bulb said.
>Oh right.
>He flipped over the welcome mat and found a shiny gold key.
>He slipped the key into the lock and opened it only to find a double barrel shotgun rammed into his mouth, correction, his double barrel shotgun.
>"Gimme the key." Huffy demanded.
>Deciding not to die, he handed it over.
>She then slammed the door and locked it once more.
>He turned to the eldritch light bulb, "Well now what?"
>"I got nothing, I'm just a dangerously unstable appliance."
>Wait a minute. Dangerously unstable?
>He punched a hole in the window nearest the door and snatched the light bulb.
>"Wait, what are you doing?" the light bulb screamed in terror as he ripped off the metal part.
>He threw the light bulb into his house and stood clear of the door. Seconds later, BANG!
>The door shot off it's hinges and flew right into the forehead of Puffy.
>"That's for the wine bottle." He muttered.
>He charged inside, beard at the ready.
>Before he could make it to Huffy, BLAM!
>The cascade of buckshot swarmed him like leaden killer bees.
>Using his impossibly fast reflexes, he fell backwards, dodging the hail of buckshot.
>Unable to regain his balance he fell flat on his ass and before he could get up Huffy had already loaded two more shells and snapped the barrel shut.
>She pointed it at him.
>He said, "I'll give you to the count of ten."
>"Ten? I'll give you to the count of three to get your flea-bitten ass off my property you limp-dicked hair ball!"
>"You don't want to see me angry."
>"One!"
>"I'm serious. You're going to regret this."
>"Two!"
>"Don't make me do this, JUST PUT THE GUN DO-"
>"Three!"
>Bang!
>His hand moved like a whirlwind. The force was enough to send a vicious gale blowing throughout the room.
>She stood still, his arm outstretched and his eyes shut calmly.
>He opened them and glared at her.
>He loosened his grip, and like a lead waterfall the buckshot rolled out of his hand.

[Anonymous No.]

accurate i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186973
inb4 the exit is a fake and takes you right back

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186955
Alices and Dormice are tricky creatures.
I'd rape one everyday until she stopped dressing like a slut and seducing me so hard.

>>19186990
Hellhound being first is somewhat cliché but your top 5 is stellar regardless.

[Writefag-kun No.]

>>19186989
Hey, that's pretty good, I like it. Continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
I want to be carried off and raped by my loli Night Gaunt wife untill I can transform and rape her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187025
The entire top 5 is cliche.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187025
>I'd rape one everyday until she stopped dressing like a slut and seducing me so hard.
I want to use this logic on a 100% wholesome Paladin-chan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187025
>>19187035
i just like forward women and pampering

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186989
We're finally at the end wooooo.
>"Now I'm angry," he said.
>Huffy dropped the gun and fell backwards in fear. She tried to scramble away but before she could he'd already wrenched his hands around her ankle.
>He pulled her in and ripped off her clothes while she screamed.
>She kicked and fought but he was too strong, and pulled her into a full nelson.
>His rigid erection towered at the ready.
>"Wait have mercy, I'm a virgin!"
>In one move he brought the tip to her rear entrance and bottomed out in her ass.
>She squealed as he thoroughly punished her for the grievances she had caused.

Once all was said and done he had acquired three voluptuous pig brides. He spent every day raping them and working them to the bone on his farm. Surprisingly they all grew to love him and treated the alp like their little sister until she married a delightful man and left to live with him. Each of his wives bore him a happy piglet daughter, and they all lived on the farm happily ever after.

I did it. It's done. Now I can sleep.
Sorry for shitting up the thread with my autistic rage. When I'm tired I'm triggered way too easily.

>>19187029
Die.

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>>19187030
She'd smother you in her goo and ride you until her womb was filled up, that's when you transform and teach about the true limits of her body.

>>19187038
>She keeps looking at you like you're garbage and cursing you whenever you cum inside her
Rape is not enough, you need to corrupt her into a succubus to tone down how lewd she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187096
>>She keeps looking at you like you're garbage and cursing you whenever you cum inside her
That disdainful look she gives me whenever I cum inside her instantly gets me hard again. Sometimes I even get a double orgasm when she whispers "trash" at me as I moan and squirm.

If she cried or begged me to stop or anything, I'd feel bad and have to let her out of the dungeon, but she just keeps on turning me on again and again. That perfect angry face and that polished breastplate and those leather pants! What a slut!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fondle the piggies!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186973
Delet this

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186513
Little dragons are too precious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186866
>>19186901
Wouldn't you use the slideshow and spreadsheet approach for marrying an anubis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187298
I want to tell one that a gold hoard won't act like scrooge McDuck's money vault

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187123
ya better do it before they fondle you

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187367
Oh, I would, but those pigs better fulfill one of the archtypes I desire!
Strongfat!
Muscled!
Pai-loli!

One of these or something else, they gotta fit it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186966
I love mice. I imagine waifuing a large mouse would be amazing because it'd be like meeting the love of your life, only for her to tell you all of her hot and needy sisters also want to be the love of your life. And each of them are more than willing to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187382
Hedonism with mice is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187382
Is it acceptable to make mice sisters kiss each other while you take turn breeding them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187392
Their hedonism is great because harems are just something their race naturally forms. There wouldn't be any heated arguments about how many of their sisters you shag or complaining about who you spend the most time with! Just a bunch of cute little shortstacks all collaborating to make your life as blissful as possible.

>>19187417
It's more then acceptable! Don't forget, they'll also aggressively eat each other out after a creampie so they can get another taste of your seed! Whoever doesn't flock to your dick after you pull out will definitely flock to the pussy you just filled to the brim with baby-batter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187382
I want to steal and sniff mice panties. They are really high tier and I'm sure they would sniff my underwear too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187438
And believe you me, some of those girls are going to be quite the stacked shortstacks if I have my way.
Even if that stack may be below instead of up top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187313
It’s called a Money Bin, you blathering blatherskite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187460
It would be cute if a dragon wife had all his lines memorized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Normal, Hard or Expert depending on the girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Dante must die mode:
>She's from a very rare species, you first have to find her without getting claimed first, then prove your love to her

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187468
>You complain to her about how hard it is to polish all of her treasures
>”You’ve got to work smarter, not harder.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187491
This is the best with dragons. My journey would be harsh and hard but when I find her I'll be strong enough and able to court the lizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187498
I imagine its mandatory watching for all little dragons and tanukis

[Anonymous No.]

imagine with me if you may:
dormouse onee-san

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187505
I wouldn't expect less when looking for a vampire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187513
So a shortstack dormouse that cuddles a cheese pillow that has a beercan sticking out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187438
Suddenly this just reminded me of a silly as shit idea for a story a while back. Where like 20 different mouse sisters all fall head over heels for some boy, but get this misconception that he is super monogamous and hates the idea of harem, so one of them asks him out on a date and they all take turns pretending to be that sister. They take tons of 'bathroom breaks' so another sister can have some time to spend with him on the date, and other kinds of shenanigans like that. Except the dude is aware of the shenanigans because the mice are total fuckups about it, and he just goes along with it cause it's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187523
No, not a shortstack, a tall girl with big knockers who cuddles a cheese pillow with a beercan sticking out of it.
She spends a lot of time sleeping on the couch or in your bed under the statement that she sleeps best with you, and most of her waking time is spent drinking or trying to get you to drink with her. Be aware, she's a rowdy drunk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187506
I wonder what species the Loch Ness Monster is? Some kind of underwater Wurm sea serpent? A UK Bunyip? A Scottish Otohime with an unforgettable underwater golf course resort?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187532
Cute neesan.

>>19187539
Probably the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187547
If it’s the latter, I’d finally go home.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Busty Brown Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187625
>>19187635

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187638
That loli is about to learn a very important lesson about getting semen off ones face.

>>19187635
Give me buff brown elves!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186658
>Takes a lot of frayed wires to want to fuck horse pussy.
Says you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187668
Not really helping your case. That's one masculine face right there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187688

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187638
Being caught while having secret sex with a monster would be a bit embarrassing, but worth it for her reactions, especially if she's a vampire or non lewd dragon.

[Anonymous No.]

>Can lift after hand surgery
>Just want to chill at home

If there were cute monster girls at the gym, this would be an easy decision

[Anonymous No.]

>It's private lesson time

[Anonymous No.]

>When the Pharaoh still likes to use her command power even when you're her husband

[Anonymous No.]

DANGER: Do Not Open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187782
Skrrt Skrrt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187780
Sounds fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187715
>Jinko wants to lift
>Cheshire wants snuggling in bed
Life is hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185684
>Waifu is literally the most low hanging fruit of the group

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187818

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187818
You wot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187837
The other waifufaggots can at least say their wives are their own individuals within a species. He's pathetic enough to actually attempt to cuck a fictional character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185684
>Monster Mu-cuck-me
No thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187841
Kimito is just generic enough for readers to project themselves on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187818
>>19187841
>>19187848
t. a discord raid group

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187841
>>19187848
You people are trying hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187857
>>19187870
>being this butthurt over people not liking your shit series

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody can beat the SUCC.

Not the SUCC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185684
Always nicer to see daughterus a bit further along like that.
>>19187882
>>19187848
Go away you avatarfagging newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187894
Can succubi beat the succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187857
Monster girl discords miiafag's been in are usually fine with him, it's likely the /d/ asshole again.

[Anonymous No.]

You are now imagining an oomakade attempting to learn how to surf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187894
My succ can beat your succ though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187917
Would a oomakade put her poison into the food she cooks for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187917
Would oomukades be frightened by normal centipedes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187894
>succ
>you
>bye

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185684
Why is she drawn with glasses?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187926
>succubus prison
Please don't post that disgusting propaganda.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187851
As far as Harem MCs go I think he's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187930
Nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187930
If succubus can have any personality can you have a wholesome succ with a trolls personality?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187782
I miss when jojo was obscure in the west.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187939
Yeah, they're the base monster and the most numerous one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187952
>most numerous one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187953
Right, one of the most.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187894
Not even the cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187933
>As far as Harem MCs go I think he's pretty good.

>Leads a bunch of lonely girls on
>Too pussy to say no to some of them he's clearly not interested in
>Getting their hopes up for nothing
>Regularly fondles girls not living with him
Because of him, he's got over half-a-dozen girls putting in countless effort to try to be him, and most of them are going to be let down, potentially wasting years of their life for nothing (depending on long the series goes on). Their memory of him and their time in Japan will forever be tainted and be a painful memory for them. Kimihito is shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187929
Cause my vision is fucked, there's no way my daughter would have perfect vision.

And Miia wears them from time to time as well, but she probably doesn't actually need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187926
God I want a Shikibus to suck my soul out of my cock and still have enough of a heart to leave me alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187965
>be him

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187917
But I prefer to teach her flash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187973
Meant to say *be with him*

[Anonymous No.]

Any Monster Super League fans here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187782
Consider the Following:
>Zombie Cheshire after eating the Forbidden Fruit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187953
i wish i had a stupid pair of parachute cheese pants but in pepperjack

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188008
MEEEEEEEEMES

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187973
please don't post with a haku when you were not smart enough to place the words he missed while reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185366
Deer pussy,

I love you.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188026

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188014
>>19187947
Would Large Mice enjoy Pannacotta?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187965
>>Leads a bunch of lonely girls on
>>Too pussy to say no to some of them he's clearly not interested in
>>Getting their hopes up for nothing
>>Regularly fondles girls not living with him
That's fairly typical for harems
And he is talking about harem mcs yiu silly goose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187782
>Cheshire kills time while her husband is at the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188078
I’d love to see what a Cheshire does at home all day when I’m not around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Ly4i_z844

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188095
Knowing the one I want.
She'd browse the internet or do streams.

Me and the jinko are the ones with respectable jobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185601
I bet the middle one is a firecracker once you flip her switch. Also, the demure but knowing thing does it for me.

>>19186851
For every option but unagi joro I don't have to make any changes. I suppose wider hallways and doors would be nice for the echidna, though.

>>19186842
Normal is usually all I want. Easy is nice for flings, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188098
Aww

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
I want my wife to rape me whenever she feels like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188206
Yes, but how did you acquire that wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186842
Wheres the "you have to prove your love then she rapes you" option?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19186202
Goddamn that's a gorgeous Nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188217
Which species is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188215
I walk into her house and she sees my erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188218
I want to see a non-loli Nachi but she's still flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188244
Tallflat with that face YES

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187703
why a vampire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188244
>>19188248
I could see tall flat working especially if she's got some fine long legs to go with her diminutive but womanly body.
My favorite flavor of Nacha is <5 feet tall with barely developed breasts and a nice plump rear, basically the young JC bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188268
I'd love a long-legged, wide-hipped B-cup Nacho, myself. That's my favorite bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188266
Vampires are haughty and if we got with the MGE one and you're not an incubus it works.

[Anonymous No.]

TOO LEWD FOR US AUDIENCES

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188283
I feel a pang in my heart every time I see this image because I know it will never happen to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187970
I also wish to be dried fished

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188268
I personally really like the profile Nacho. Small flat loli with rounded hips and thighs that still fit her body without going all hyper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188292

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188280
I want a regal vampire being exposed to all her castle crew suddenly as the curtains fly open and the fake walls fall down!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188280
Her reactions are worth it I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>19187970
There is something special about a merciless monster girl who killed countless men keeping you alive because she loves your taste so much that it'd be a waste to eat it all in one go.
Maybe after draining you to near death dozens of times she will start to develop feelings for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188268
Is it possible to irrumate a Nacho?
Maybe if you're a super quickshot and can cum from just putting it in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188320
>Kitsune trying to act surprised/embarrassed
>Several tails still wrapped around him
I wonder how much she actually wants it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188320
Around foxes, cover your crotches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188333
>posting Darling in the Cuxxx
Eo To is still cute though

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188340
>Around foxes, cover your crotches.
With tofu drippings? Onions sauce? Maybe ginger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188348
I haven't actually seen it, I just saw this ultra cutie in a youtube video

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188351
A chasity belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188351
>tofu condom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188333
Now I think about it, Queen of the Klax is just like a nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188298
>Pearly skin
>Eye shadow
>Red pupils
>Delicious thighs
>Breedable hips
>Hime cut
>Perfect loli body
KC truly outdid himself on her design, I guess her being pretty much naked allowed him to go all out.

>>19188333
She would bite your dick and inject you with venom which would subsequently make you want to irrumate her even more brutally.
If you want to irrumate to completion without biting then you'd need to tie her up and pump her mouth pussy so hard that she can't even muster the strength to bite down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188363
>condom

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188374
Is that what yan fox uses to cut condoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188348
Eo To must be protected from lolicons.

>>19188370
I've been thinking the exact same thing. Great/mediocre minds think alike I suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188372
>If you want to irrumate to completion without biting
>why_would_you_want_that.png
Does the venom make me resistant to pain so I can pound her like an animal while she's biting down on me all the while? I really want to use her clenched teeth as a super tight onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188382
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188392
But if the condom is made of tofu she could just eat it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188298
Profile nacho and buck's nacho are both great for different reasons but I wouldn't mind seeing a slender JK one.

[Anonymous No.]

What's better?
>Rough, hard, violent sex that leaves both of you bloody with a monster girl whose species is regarded as gentle and/or docile
>Slow, tender sex with a monster girl whose species is regarded as hot blooded and violent

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188418
>violent lolidom sex with an Alice

Yes

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>>19188374
Someone teach this girl the joy of delayed satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.]

Would an plant-type MG still love you if you were a vegan?

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>>19188418
Number 2. As fun as rough sex can be, seeing a big, tough girl act cutesy and intimate kills me.

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>>19188388
>Does the venom make me resistant to pain
It does have the power to fully transform your body so just making your resistant to pain isn't that much of a stretch.
>I really want to use her clenched teeth as a super tight onahole!
That's absolutely degenerate. Now I kind of want this while I talk trash to her about how she can't insult or abuse me when my dick is filling up her mouth.

>>19188407
I'd take a bratty JK Atlach-Nacha who goes out of her way to bully me.
>She has plenty of defenseless boys in her class whom she could abuse
>She still chooses to wait for you outside your workplace to walk you home while telling you about how much a loser virgin wageslave you are

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>>19188466
They get off on feeding you their fruit anyway.

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>>19188418
Rough and violent sex with a girl who is smaller.
I'm the one being roughed up.

[Anonymous No.]

Which of mge could wield Mjolnir?

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>>19188418
>Rough, hard, violent sex that leaves both of you bloody with a monster girl whose species is regarded as gentle and/or docile
That's perfect for holsts. In fact, that's kinda what they're all about aside from the lactation thing. They're calm, gentle, spaced-out, and kind as could be. Even if you deny her sex, for a period of time, she will hold in her urges out of respect for you. Deny her too long or wear that bright, red t-shirt of yours and you'll be assaulted in ways that are completely contradictory to their nature.

I would tie up my holst waifu with heavy chains and blindfold her. Then I'd go change into a bright, red outfit, take off her blindfold, and masturbate right in front of her. Watching her get all worked up and eventually breaking free would be fun, and the incredibly rough, renlentless sex that would follow would be amazing as well

[Anonymous No.]

What exactly is long form greentext, anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188491

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19188509
Me on the right

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>>19188466
Of course she would, I doubt Alraunes care about what you eat as long as they get to feed you their fruit/nectar too.
If anything being vegan could make a hippie Alraune who deeply loves the animals of the forest and can't even fathom someone eating them.

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>>19188520
What if you're a landscaper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188492
I love cows!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188504
>Longform means actual sentence structure, grammar, and punctuation, so I would guess something like this.
>Writing normally, but condensing down the plot to fit a typical greentext length with the spacing.

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>>19188560
https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188550
They're kind, loving, calm, maybe a bit dull, but they're just made to breed. Everything you could want in a girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188550
I would love a barnyard harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188583
Weresheep make me uneasy. They are sloth demons incarnate.

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>>19188472
>I'd take a bratty JK Atlach-Nacha who goes out of her way to bully me.
And you described exactly how I imagined her too.
>"I seen you looking out the window wondering if I'd be here today, stupid virgin"
>"I'm only following you to make sure you don't pay any of the girls from school for sex"
>"W-what do you mean you enjoy my company? Say something so gross again and I'll kick you"
I bet she'd look great with a wet uniform if she got caught without an umbrella too.

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>>19188603
Thats why you gotta get those sheep doing things.
Like snuggling up to the holst.

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>>19188418
A Crow Tengu in mating season aggressively breeding with you.

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>>19188603
>weresheep whispers unholy things before her fluff sends you to sleep
>the black weresheep keeps asking would you like butter

[Anonymous No.]

How would you go about confessing to a evil or "evil" mg?

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>>19188577
>maybe a bit dull
RUDE! They're not dumb! They're just down-to-earth country girls and are sweet as honey.

[Anonymous No.]

This is your new class president.

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>>19188619
Nerd lingerie

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>>19188418
>>Slow, tender sex with a monster girl whose species is regarded as hot blooded and violent
Tender love with an Abomination is what I desire.

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>>19188623
Define "evil"

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>>19188619
I guess that book did her some good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185387
Sasuga, KDF

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188625
I don't listen to massive whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188632
https://youtu.be/peIz9_tZ9YI

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>>19188633
Should have read how to stop being a NERD

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>>19188627
She won't be wearing it for long.

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>>19188647
She seems evil but I bet she saves the children in the Christmas special.

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>>19188470
This. I wanna be gently loved by a Hellhound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188668
Is this a crop?

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>>19188492
>Masturbating
Go one step further and titfuck her. Poke her lips for extra rape later.

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>>19188671
Yes

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>>19188671
Nope, it's the full image. It's not actually a Hellhound, but close enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188676
Titfucking a cow is just one step down from sex for them. They can practically cum just from getting you off with their tits, so that's not really teasing them.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1230586/7de6554098/

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>>19188671
So cute. I wanna give her ear scritches and tummy rubs while she's resting.

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>>19188700
Vote for Wurm 2020! Her eyesight may not be 2020 but the year will be!

[Anonymous No.]

New Jabberwock picture! She looks really cool and tough! Dragon girls can be intimidating and dangerous, but that makes being her treasure even sweeter, knowing you're the one person who they treat with great care, not wanting anyone to harm them.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else remember the Old MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there anything better than being trampled by an Anubis?

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>>19185387
What is it shes supposed to be looking at here?

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>>19188717
damn only 2 years to improve

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>>19188718
Getting headpats from an Anubis!

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>>19188700
Can I irrumate her and ejaculate on her specs right there in the courtroom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188710
>Wurm-chan wins the election on the slogan; “Make MGC Headpat Again”

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>>19188728
But how is she going to cross-examine the witness if you're stuffing her mouth with cock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188099
what would she stream

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>>19188716

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>>19188719
Nothing in particular anon. It wasn't an intentional choice on my part, but I really like how the artist made her look. The feeling I get from it is she's alone, just enjoying being in the latex (possibly for the first time) without the need to focus her eyes on anything specific.

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>>19188738
Probably RPGs and Animu games.
She's a shortstack weeb so she'd probably do that kind of stuff, along with custom making characters that have me and the jinko (who often gets built terribly or given a crap job on purpose) in some games.
She doesn't do that anymore in permadeath games after the version of me in there got killed and she was weepy for 15 minutes on live stream.

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>>19188268
>>19188298
The profile loli body with those hips and thighs is great, but young JC is a good body type too.

And the design of the dino princess kind of reminded me of atlach-nacha too.

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>>19188716
Fearsome

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>>19188700
>be caught speeding in MGC
>the Manticore cop arrested you on trumped up charges (just so she has an excuse to talk to you)
>you waive your rights and get a court appointed lawyer
>lo and behold it’s Wurm-chan
>she goes into talking about her husband and shows the court a slideshow of their vacation they took last month
>your charges get dropped somehow
>everything went better than expected
>that is until you get home to find that Manticore officer handcuffed to your bed in her ‘uniform’ that looks like a stripper should be wearing it

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>>19188729
>In a recent debat she had this to say about her wining slogan:
>”Are you recording? Hi hubby! I’ll see you at home!”

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>>19188761
I want to hear about Wurm-chan’s vacation! Did she bring back any souvenirs?

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>>19188767
Her doctors said she had a “bun in the oven” but she doesn’t know what that means because her husband doesn’t allow her to use the oven anymore after the thanksgiving fiasco.

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>>19188240
so normal mode

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>>19188763
>wining

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>>19188726
Getting headpats at the same time as being trampled by an Anubis?
She's the big spoon behind him.

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>>19188718
Being reverse-spitroasted by a liliaraune.

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>>19188718
Being the guy who paints their toned midriffs. You get to find out that the big, tough anubis is surprisingly ticklish and have to to start painting all over again when she squirms and moans too much.

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>>19188806
>>19188806
>yuri
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT TRASH I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE WITH YOUR FAMILY SO YOUR BLOODLINE NEVER REPRODUCES!!!!!!!!

Nah I’m fucking around. I love Liliarunes and their dynamic.

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>>19188823
>Anubis demands that you apply the paint by slapping her belly with your turgid erection

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188777
Is it anatomically possible?

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>>19188826

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>>19188831
Hold on, I shall sketch this

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>>19188777
I prefer Seth over Anubis

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>>19188831
https://imgur.com/a/9KZo8hg

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>>19188878
That’s very modern art of you

Though I wouldn’t consider having her feet on my lap ‘trampled’

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188896
Rough footjobs are often called trampling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188826
>Liliraunes
>Good
>Only a faggot has ever done a greentext of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188899
Well, you learn something new every day

[Anonymous No.]

>19188905
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188826
They're amazing girls really.
>>19188905
>something has to be a meme to be good
As expected of a fan of Blizzard products.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to read a story about the adventures of Steve Irwin in kc land.

>Here we are in the vast scorching desert nothing but sand and heat for miles on end.
>Out here there be all sorts of beastly women waiting to make the jump and pounce on their favorite prey. Human men!
>Hey look there's one now. Look at that bug ol bugger.
>That there's a khepri, she seems to be hauling something mighty important.
>That there in her hands is a ball of pure demon energy. Ripe for turning her prey into her an incubus.
>I better be careful, lets get us a closer look.

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>>19188918
No, ugly, unappealing, hairy and looks dirty

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188918
Looks like a Mexican after cleaning my chimney

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>>19188918
if her nose wasn't so obnoxious

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>>19188918
no

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>>19188922

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>>19188918
>any girl associated with EA
At least the Sony and Nintendo conferences will inevitably have actual qts worth posting about. I feel it.

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>>19188806
>>19188980
Wasn’t there a short greentext about loli liliarunes a while back? The only thing I remember is they found out what the ‘jet’ option on the garden hose could do and then got sad when their dad turned the water off.

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>>19188919
Blizzard North was actually a respectable company before they merged with Activision but nice reading comprehension.

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>>19188977
I use to think kon was a boy

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>>19188980
I love SlapStikeStrike's MGE doujins. Sandworm, kraken, and liliraune, all of them are fantastic It's a shame he stopped doing them though.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>19189014
Giantessfag out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189014
Fuck off nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a buff holst and a tubby minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189014
>Ywn get a full-body blowjob from Druella
>Swn use you as a human dildo
>Ywn sleep in between her humongous, warm breasts
Life is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3154507

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188605
doromes are good girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189033
That's improper friendship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189026
Have you considered suicide?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189014
>that one guy badass enough to make it all the way to her thigh

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>>19189033
solid 8/10 paizuri ruined by the shitty nose ring.

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>>19188418
I like the former the most.

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>>19189001
I used to think Kon was best girl until she grew up

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>>19189085
I'd give this "dragon" a tons of books with tales of the world ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Can a blessed holy paladin dick turn Druella into a obedient, submissive housewife?

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>>19188918
I can't stop looking at that nose, its like medusa peeking her ugly head

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>>19189120
No, but it can turn her human.

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>>19189085
Who is this semen demon?

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>>19189014
>That Druella confession at the end of last thread
>Out of curiosity I checked the /trash/ ntr thread
>He's there and doing exactly what he said in his confession
Somehow the fact that he wasn't trolling makes it a lot worse.

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>>19189128
Incorrect.

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>>19189120
Hopefully not

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>>19189128
>wanting to turn a MG into 3DPD

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>>19189136
No, a 2D human waifu.

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>>19189140
>human waifu
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

Which is the shrewder investor: Tanuki or goblin merchant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189128
Monstergirls can't regain humanity, especially one of the DLs daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189150
Squirrel Jew. She controls the media.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189120
Can flooding a blessed holy Paladin womb with my corrupt semen make her love me?

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>>19189085
CAKE

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>>19188308

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>>19189150
Goblins are literally green midget jews in some interpretations.

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>>19188625
can she bring her blue friend but less violent

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>>19189159
Everyone knows that ratatoskrs are agents of the Tanuki Occupational Government.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189159
>>19189199
Who do I have to fuck to stay safe?

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>>19189203
Sandworm is a good way to opt out of the rat race.

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>>19189184
While she is hot Liz is cuter. Nero is he best Fate girl though.

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>>19189199
Is it bad that I want a MG in a SS uniform teaching me about ‘the Tanuki question’?
Basically I just want a MG in a SS uniform, that’s what I’m getting at here.

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>>19188668
i too wish for this and i want her to hump gently like a greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189207
>Vore
No thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189207
To fuck the rat race? Alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188717
thankfully no i wasn't aware of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189199
Tanukis are lizardmen in disguise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189159
I'd tell you to fuck off back to your containment board but I know your incel ass wouldn't know what to do even if your dipshit god emporer was slapping you across the face with his microdick

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189244
>>19189216
You too Corporal Klink

[Anonymous No.]

Chose one:
>Giving a loli fox her first taste of the cock
>Being a teenager kitsune's first love
>Making an older fox feel young again

[Anonymous No.]

Do beast monster girls like chew toys, or does their succubus nature cancel out fixations on things that make their mouth seem like a less attractive place to shove your dick into?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189249
Why not all?

>>19189253
Why not both?

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>>19189249
Being the teenager kitsune's first love and end up making her mother feel young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189249
>>Giving a loli fox her first taste of the cock
This one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189249
>Being a teenager kitsune's first love
>Making an older fox feel young again
Either of these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189244
Easy there /leftypol/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189253
I imagine my Kobolds enjoying thick, soft squeaky toys that double as ball gags or bit gags, especially my daughteru.

[Anonymous No.]

What monsters get horny from men who complain about video games all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189265
But then you'd have to deal with both a teenager kitsune who is constantly horny because of puberty and her thirsty mother who needs you to breed her whenever you go to her house to make up for all these lonely years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189288
unfortunately none

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189291
I don't see the issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189288
Cheshires

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>>19189249
>A loli fox giving you your first taste of pussy
>A teenage kitsune being your first love
>An older fox making you feel loved again
Fuck, now I made myself sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189291
I don't see the problem either. It only makes it better because I'd be rutting her daughter all day long and the mom would have to masturbate and beg to get fucked too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189288
Shitposters on /v/


You did say monsters

[Anonymous No.]

I think I may be obsessed with nuns...

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189294
Look there's a guy with a big knee fetish in our world there's probably all kinds of kinky girls in theirs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189316
Run to your nearest Catholic Church and disrobe.


Post results.

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>>19189014
Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

Which scenario do you prefer anons?
A: A complete virgin having a mind-blowing first time with a monster girl
or
B: A man accustomed to human pussy being introduced to the joys of monster pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189332
Both are fine.

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>>19189301
If an old fox saw a sad young man she would definitely think to herself something along the lines of "I want to restore his smile and shower him in love."

>>19189304
Denying the cock to a monster girl MILF is a heinous crime. You have to creampie her if she bows down to the ground and begs you while fully naked.

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>>19189085
not enough dragongirls with cute flowy dresses

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189321
I got told I was “too old” and was promptly escorted out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189332
Either or. I don’t care, as long as it fits the story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189332
A, because I'm a sucker for virgin-on-virgin action.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189249
I hardly even see the other ones as options compared to the first choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189367
This. Plus everyone knows Lolifox mofu is much softer than old hag mofu!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189380
Where does lolibaba mofu ranks on the softness scale?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it more fun to undress an alice, or more fun to command her to undress herself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189321
Thank you anon, now I have the spanish inquisition after me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189396
Did you expected that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188776
Wanna pin down a wine goat and shave her crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189388
The Night Gaunt is my favorite Succubus but the Alice is definitely number 2.

https://exhentai.org/s/adaa027488/379643-16

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>>19189388
I feel like Alice’s were made to sate the camp counselors who never got to touch kids when they’re working.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189388
Undressing her yourself is great, but I personally prefer making her undress without telling her why and then avoiding all her questions.
Is there anything cuter than an embarrassed confused naked Alice?

>>19189414
A Night Gaunt would be quite flustered to have a husband who keeps proclaiming his love for her to other people. That sort of behavior would make Eros species wet though.

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>>19189423
Alices exist because they're the only way to have a monster that doesn't know anything about sex. That, and girls who have been newly converted into monsters. Aside from those two cases, a man will never be able to teach a monster anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189423
t.Tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189432
I want to set up couples with my Eros worshiping wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189388
Getting an alice to do an shy lap dance strip with awkward movements that she's not sure about at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189480
>lap dance
No, pole dance. It's a special proficiency for all succubus-class monsters, after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Nagatoro-Nacho
How terrified does this make you?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188977
I really hope we get to see best Nintengirl Samus

>>19189405
>After hitting the wine too hard she wakes up the next morning with her nether region completely shaved
>She's forced to wear panties over her goat legs

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189455
Familiars are cheating. No one could say no if one walked up to them and politely asked them to “fuck me into next weekend” and “knock me up with at least triplets”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189521
I could say no.

The problem is what happens next.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it better for an alice to be embarrassed about exposing her body, or oblivious to the lewdness of such an act?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189514
The best part of this image is that it implies shes going to undress and you won't have to look at her shit fashion sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189510
It arouses me more than I'd like. Someone needs to make it happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189444
>a man will never be able to teach a monster anything
There's always lolis. They would only have some theoretical knowledge of varying vagueness, some purer/stuck up or fighty species probably having the least.
Although even she was something like a loli Anubis, Salamander or Dragon there would obviously be only so much you can teach her before she's throughly taught.

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>>19189533
Very tough question.
I personally prefer embarassed but them being completely oblivious to anything lewd suits them much better.
You could pull out your penis and start casually masturbating next to her and she'd just ask you what you are doing and if she can play with your thing too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189510
I'm not fag like sempai so I don't see why it would terrify me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189561
Monster moms likely educate their children about sex starting at like 5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189603
>eating dinner with your Manticore waifu and daughteru
>all of a sudden your waifu tells your daughteru she’s eating her carrots all wrong
>she then proceeds to deepthroat a carrot and tells your daughteru to practice on the baby carrots

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189615
Anon, no! Daughterus should not be taught to play with their food!

[Anonymous No.]

EVIL rare metal slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189619
Do EVIL slimes engage in ouroboros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189619
Can I get a medium rare one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189631
Only in the rare event two metal slimes meet each other

>>19189634
No exceptions

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189643
Well done then

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189652
RARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189591
I want to put my penis in an innocent Alice's mouth while she's sleeping and wait until she wakes up!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189643
>two slimes anal-urethrally ouroborosing the same guy
How does this even work? Do they flow in opposite directions? One enters through the butt and one through the dick and they rub against each other on the way through?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189659
That's not okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189673
How come? It's not wrong if she doesn't understand!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189673
You're right, with lolis it goes in the butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189660
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189659
I want to dress innocent Alice up in the lewdest outfits imaginable and take pictures of her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189696
Now I want to see Slimes get in a fight over which way is the correct direction to ouroboros

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189702
What kind of outfits are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189721

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189721
Micro bikinis, wet translucent white tee shirts, sheer and lacy lingerie, tight shiny rubber catsuits, all the good stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189603
I doubt they would teach further than theoretical basics, unless it was some turboslut species like Darkpriest. They wouldn't want to make it clinical or spoil all the excitement for their daughters. A Lich or Dark Mage might read lewd books from the momster's library though, bring you her favourite illustrated sex manual and point out positions she's waited this long to try for real while you read it together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189750
>tight shiny rubber catsuits
Oh I wonder who could be behind this post?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189603
Dont MG newborns pop out like,ready to walk and the basics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189761
For fuck's sake, you act like KDF is the only person in the universe who likes catsuits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189761
I'd like to see a loli in a tight, shiny carbon fiber catsuit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189761
Good job anon, you got me. All my nefarious plans are now thwarted.

On a serious note though, now that I can truly speak from a place of genuine experience with full-coverage latex clothing, I feel safe in saying that the lewdness is really top notch. I mean, there could obviously be a bit of personal bias, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189787

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189761
Not the person that you're replying to but as a Night Gaunt-fag it's sad that latex and to a lesser extent maledom has been so thoroughly corrupted by KDF that you can't even discuss them without him or his other fetishes being brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189757
There are two factors that haven't been brought up yet that contribute greatly to little monster girls knowing a lot about sex:
-The parents will have sex very often.
-The parents will not let the presence of their daughter get in the way of sex at all.

[Anonymous No.]

I desire lady knights in modern day times!

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>>19189828
Also literally every MGE species has received the Succubus’ knowledge on sex and relevant techniques thanks to the DL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189804
>spoiler
What happened to you that made you like this?

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>>19189790
>>19189792
>>19189810
Devil's advocate here, since you never/rarely bring it up, he's the only one people see so the association with him and his fetish only grows.

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>>19188329
It's probably one of the very few fetishes I publicize having. While MGE is satisfying in the same way that brushing your teeth is satisfying, or doing a good job on something is, it can get personally boring at times. There's no real risk involved (Which in the context of the setting is fine and dandy, so don't misunderstand). I mean, one of the greatest things to read in a story involving non-human characters is seeing either one or both of said people grappling with their nature and overcoming it. That's what at times makes reading ManyEyedHydra and Shiki enjoyable to read at times because they know at the end of the day men will do stupid shit for some puss.

I don't particularly care much for the "being with dozens of men" bit, but it would help underscore the terror somebody is supposed to feel when meeting a 'man-eater' type monster and he sees bones or the deed happening to some poor helpless sap first hand (Like getting turned into dried fish, not some dream shit with a Manticore's face in your innards). But I digress, unless you can come up with a feasible answer to why she would spare him outside of outright liking him it's nothing but bad ends. Wouldn't ever write it because it's not suitable for this thread or even /d/ since they don't like erotic horror quite so much.

Just want an eldritch abomination from beyond the stars to love in the black morass of the night sky on foetid shores.

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>>19189828
>-The parents will not let the presence of their daughter get in the way of sex at all.
Are you implying literally every couple is the same?

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>>19189866
No, but they're not Christfags.

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>>19189866
of course not. some would get their daughter involved

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>>19189848
Mild legitimate autism anon.

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>>19189807
Go away faggot.

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>>19189880
>not fucking in the same room as your kid makes you a christfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189881
This.

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>>19189880
>Christfags
Gee I wonder what board you might have come from

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>>19189828
>-The parents will not let the presence of their daughter get in the way of sex at all.

Nigga I’ll go super soft if my daughterus caught me and the waifu fucking. And I’d just kick them out and lock the doors and just let the waifu get louder as the daughterus hey so jealous they have to go outside and find a boy they like to try it out.

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>>19189915
When did the Internet become so protective of Christianity? Back in the day, making fun of Christians and their antics was an Internet pastime, now saying anything remotely negative about Christianity gets you called a fedora-tipper.

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>>19189942
The Internet used to spam shitty cat pictures and "dude mudkipz lmao"

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>>19189865
>But I digress, unless you can come up with a feasible answer to why she would spare him outside of outright liking him it's nothing but bad ends.
It's pretty easy to come up with scenarios where she doesn't kill him. They pretty much all involve her fucking him for any given reason (went into heat, curiosity, playing along, etc), and then choosing to keep him around because she enjoyed it so much. I suppose you could also go the route where she keeps him around because she finds him/his personality/his reaction to her interesting.

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Got a pair of commissions back from 8owties !!! Turned out hella fuckin cute.

https://i.imgur.com/VvsiZlK.png
https://i.imgur.com/nROqjxR.png

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>>19189974
Puffy nips!

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>>19189951
I wish we went back to those days.

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>>19188509
This is my favorite Demon!

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>>19189974
Daughters looking a bit bigger here and just as cute as usual.

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>>19189974
cunny mice best mice.

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>>19189974
Meat mouse continues to be cute

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>>19189810
I post about maledomming lolis all the time and I haven't gotten confused for kdf yet, take solace in the fact those two things aren't corrupted atleast.

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>>19189974
Dormice look really cute there and the large daughteru one is way too fuckable. I'm sure she'd make a great milf.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it just me or does everyone post uncomfortable praise of mousefags girls? Am I just being autistic here?

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>>19190033
I am into mice and rats but I’m not a fan of >>19189974 these If anything I ignore them

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>>19190033
I just ignore any and all incestfaggotry

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>>19190037
>>19190041
Then I wasn't talking about you, was I?

[Anonymous No.]

>"Guy, get this fox off me!"

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>>19190033
I've noticed it too. He does get stuff like that which I've never seen another waifufag get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189249
Number three, in a heartbeat.

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>>19190033
His wives are cute, he gets solid artists, his only real 'out there' fetish is incest.

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>>19190060
He's probably samefagging.

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>>19190045
>Is it just me or does >>>everyone<<< post(...)
>people explain that they do not post that
>WOOOW I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU

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>>19190076
Sorry, I was a idiot with the wording of the initial post.

[Anonymous No.]

You may now kiss the bride.

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>>19190033
Mice are usually well receieved no matter the context and mausfag's a decent guy.
>>19190060
The big three waifufags don't commission porn, people like porn. It's not really any spooky conspiracy.

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>>19190033
I just want to fuck his daughterus, anon.

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>>19190111
See, this is exactly what I'm on about.

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>>19190098
Thank you Anon, I try not to post like a doofus.

>>19190073
I've a couple more out there fetishes then that, but it's limited to one photo set and honestly, id like to think my 'out there' fetishes would be pretty ok stuff in mge-land.

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>>19190117
Every female is someone's daughter anon. You gonna get upset about that?

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>>19190122
>I've a couple more out there fetishes then that
Tell us anon. They can't be worse than you-know-who's, can they?

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>>19190125
Oh fuck off, it's weird because he's already dicking them.

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>>19190131
I imagine regularly beating them with a good amount of force. They don't always respond well but it keeps the trio in line.

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>>19190117
It's just that the other waifus are the ones in the profile and everyone wants to fuck them normally so no one comments about it.

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>>19190145
>TFW the waifufags lack the creativity to commission off-profile art

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>>19190148
>tfw KDF's girls are the most off profile

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>>19190148
>Why don't the waifufags commission an OC donut steel instead of their waifu?

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>>19190142
My nigga. Ryona's pretty great.

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>>19190131
I don't like to talk shit about kdf anon, I know I wouldn't like my name getting dragged through the shitter every other convo of every thread. And some of his wife n daughter pics are pretty alright.

As for my 'out there' stuff, it's just drug use and high impact/violent sex. https://twitter.com/maidfrills/status/1001976978700939264?s=21

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>>19190148
Anon please. We all know that OC waifus are the weird ones, though they are still waifus nonetheless.

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>>19190155
Because the MGE races are not meant to be clones.

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>>19190142
Are you an alcoholic too?

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>>19189963
Well, keep in mind that I'm also incredibly lackadaisical and lazy. It's easy enough to say that you want a scenario where an ancient, battle-scarred dragon decides to live the rest of her days with a human man (However long either one of them lives for, mind you) but at the end of the day if you do something that will trigger the vocal idiots like utilizing her full bestial form for an introduction things get hairy. That being said monsters going into heat is still the best shit, my man. That pure adrenaline rush when a Hellhound is so frisky that her claws can burn through wood and steel and her vagina is lit up like a goddamned Christmas tree.

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>>19190148
>>19190167
>why don't the waifufags commission art of girls that aren't their waifu
My almonds are activated my dude

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>>19190142
You've tried this same exact falseflag while pretending to be him on a previous time already.

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>>19190142
You tried this last time anon, it didn't work then.

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>>19190172

>In the other volume, “Monster Girl Encyclopedia I”, various races of monsters were introduced in detail with illustrations. In the introductions from the encyclopedia only one individual is portrayed in the illustrations, but of course they have individual differences. Physique, facial features, clothing, etc. things that aren't set by the race's inherent special traits, vary depending on the individual. However, from a human standpoint, in the case of individuals of the same race, they often feel like they have a similar atmosphere about them for some reason, and since there are a lot of points that are similar or matching in terms of looks and personality, someone knowledgeable can distinguish the differences between races with similar forms, and even someone with little knowledge can probably sense it: “Are these two the same race?” “Although they look similar, I think they're different races.” The illustrations in the monster girl encyclopedia are the average forms of those races in general.

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>>19190165
>it's just drug use and high impact/violent sex
Ah, a man of culture I see.
A MG will never do cocaine off my hard dick and this makes me sad.

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>>19190088
That's my wife.

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>>19190182
I'm hoping to get more of her soon.

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>>19190179
You do know that their waifus are the profile ones and not anyone else, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Can slimes change their shape into anything? from where does the extra mass come from? where the excess goes if she gets smaller?

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>>19190179
>why don't these people who commission art of a monstergirl also commission art featuring a girl who is specifically different from the one they commission

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>>19190188
>>19190190
The point of the MGE is being able to create your waifu as you see fit.

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>>19190179
You do realize that Jabberfag's Wock has a massive ass, right? While her hairstyle is mostly the same as the profile that waifu is packing a solid 52" of badonk that cannot be denied.

He's a man of fine culture and taste for it.

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>>19190179
I think wocks suit being white more than brown and I usually like brown girls.

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>>19190194
They have their waifus as they see fit perfectly fine dude, you're the one who seems to have a problem

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>>19190197
Huge asses are pretty nice.

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>>19190197
Gazer's gazer seems to have a bigger ass and hips too.

Also, Jabber's jabber is a massive shotacon and seems more tame than the general wocks.

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>>19190148
I don't mind their lack of creativity at all. Jabberwock is one of my favorite girls, top 3, and I love the profile design as is. So when Jabberfag, or whatever the fuck is name is, commissions art of the standard jabberwock profil, in my mind, it's not his waifu he's commissioning; he's commissioning the profile girl. It's my waifu at that point, as much as it would be anyone else's waifu should they like the profile girl as well.

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>>19190194
The two Anubisfag's wife's aren't exact copies of the profile, you know.

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>>19190205
It's why I got that one Kappa with a huge ass.

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>>19190197
Are you saying the profile Wock doesn't have a godly ass?
>>19190210
>Also, Jabber's jabber is a massive shotacon
How rude, Jabberfag may not be the pinnacle of manliness, but he's not a shota.

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>>19190106
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING
VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

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>>19190189
They can all transform into various shapes, but the skill and detail varies a lot depending on species. They probably can't increase their mass without taking in mass from their surroundings (like say a water source or a man they are mating with).

As for excess goo if they try to change into something smaller, whatever can't be compressed could be spread out into the ground or outright shed as slime jelly (the excess has to reach a certain critical mass before it can develop its own consciousness, before that its just excess goo).

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>>19190194
A little bit of personalization is fine but people who jerk off their own OC too much should go back to deviantart with their coldsteel the edgehog tier bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

tfw I have no need to commission any art of my waifu because odds are art of it already exists.

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>>19190194
Yes, and KC's design happens to be their ideal take on the concept.

[Anonymous No.]

The best off-profile designs are younger versions of the profile girls.

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>>19190210
>Jabber's jabber is a massive shotacon and seems more tame than the general wocks
That really isn't saying much. So is the one in the jabberwock doujin.

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>>19190222
At least he's cute, I'm too ugly for a Jabber.

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>>19190222
I'm saying that she has an okay ass baseline. But Jabber's Jabber has an ass that would jiggle while you fuck her from behind and absolutely take both hands just to palm.

The kind of childbearing hips and ass combo that drives men crazy for MERE

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>>19190222
Oh yes he is anon and we all know that. Plus, I'm sure he'd eat a shota cookie to finish his transformation.

>>19190235
She's just a normal slut who happened to come across a kid.

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>>19190222
Inside man here, wockfag is a complete shota.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190225
Nureonagos deserve more love.

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>>19190222
>he's not a shota
Wrong, know him.

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>>19190244
She still talked to him a bit like a kid in the doujin and even stated she boys like him are exactly to her taste, and considering she's a diamond girl, she didn't go full /d/ on him. So I'd say she was tame than your general jabberwock as well.

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It must be quite an alien experience for mantis husbands once they have a daughter. I mean can you imagine raising a kid who literally feels no emotions? He probably doesn't get to hear an "I love you" from her until after she finds a mate of her own.

The closest equivalent until then might be along the lines of "I acknowledge your vital contribution to my existence, father."

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>>19190256
Think of it like raising a cat.

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>>19190255
Wait,the jabberwock gem on her chest can vary?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190255
>She still talked to him a bit like a kid
Most monsters would to us I think.

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>>19190255
>she didn't go full /d/ on him
Of course, she's saving that for the wedding ceremony.

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>>19190250
I want to fuck that wife butt while she's preparing dinner

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>>19190263
>raising a cat

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>>19190267
I wish I could go to Wonderland.

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>>19190265
I don't know if it can or not. But every wonderland girl has a gem on her outfit that corresponds to their personality just like the Trumpart girls. Feels like a bit of an easter-egg. I'm not sure how many others have caught on to it as well.

"Club" trumparts are are slothful, lazy, and shy. Not too far off from a dormouse who sports a club-shaped gem on her outfit.

"Spade" trumparts are hyper-active. Cheshires sport the spade-shaped gem and are clearly very active girls, especially if you put any weight in the cheshire doujin.

"Heart" trumparts are obsessed with sex more so than the others. Jubjubs sport the heart-shaped gem. No further explanation needed there

Lastly the "diamond" trumparts are your /d/-tier girls. I won't say anymore than that; I don't want to cause a shitfit by stating what the profile says. But jabberwocks sport the diamond-shaped gem on them.

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>>19190250
>No physiological reason for her to have an ass
>She has a nice one anyway, just for you
That's what love is.

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>>19190304
It makes sense wiht wocks too because they are one of the lewdest monsters and would do anything to achieve it.

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>>19190314
The tentacles are a bit of a giveaway too, to help drive home that they're not really the vanilla types.

[Anonymous No.]

The Alice is the only Wonderland based girl I really like.

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>>19190304
What are the dormouse's hair ornaments? They look like safety pins, but those wouldn't do anything for hair.

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>>19190285
If you stop being a meme spouting dingus for one moment in your life I would explain.

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>>19190304
I want a diamond dormouse.

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>>19190351
I think most everyone here wants a diamond girl or a diamond version of their girl. It's just some of us are more willing to admit it than others

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>>19190351
Diamond girls best girls, I want a diamond cheshire!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190354
I honestly wouldn't mind a loli diamond Trumpart.

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>>19190354
But anon, I'm vanilla and prefer spades.

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>>19190351
A Himedere Dormouse who has servants bring food to her bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190354
It's not like preferences even matter when it comes to monster girls. They become what you want, and you become what they want.

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>>19190354
I don't know Anon, I'd like for my little dormouse to be a clingy little heart dormouse.

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>>19190304
Sometimes I take the "try everything once approach" so I might be okay with a diamond.

I'm a bit shy and lazy, so I could go with a Club.

I'd probably melt from being with a Heart, though.

I've always thought though that my best match is with a Spade. Opposites attract, and an active and outgoing wife is probably what is best for me.

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>>19190304
IMAGINE A DIAMOND JUBJUB.

[Anonymous No.]

I am in love with a childish kakuen!

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>>19190400
As in she is a child? Or does she have the mind of a child?
One is more fucked than the other.

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>>19190357
My brother.

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>>19190410
>90% of people will get this question wrong!

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>>19190304
And now I'm obsessively studying the Mad Hatter because I can't find the gem.

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>>19190410
she has a childish demeanor, as with her monekyish nature
I am not a pedophile!

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>>19190419
Alice doesn't seem to have one either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190354
Not all of us want to be turned into literal dogs because our waifu is that much of a deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190419
She has all of the symbols on her hat.

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>>19190445
I think that its less they go full that and more they're open towards other things.

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>>19190454
Honestly, I was hoping for something more subtle and not as obvious. Or rather, was trying to ignore all the diamonds on the outfit.

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>>19190419
>>19190454
I believe Mad Hatter is a diamond girl based off the pattern of her outfit and shoes

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>>19190416
I wouldn't say that unless you want to use [redacted] potions and [redacted] her.

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>>19190454
Hatters are so cool looking.

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>>19190471
Considering this is Wonderland we're talking about, I suppose it's safe to assume that nearly all Wonderland MGs have a bit of diamond gal in them.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't hide books from your momster, would you?

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>>19190432
Alices are a mutation of succubi that occur in the "normal" MGE world, they aren't actually a Wonderland race (Wonderland's creator just happens to be a lilim with the Alice mutation).

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>>19190432
Alice is spades if you go by the ties from her neck-piece or because she has a spade tail. Alice was the first Wonderland girl, correct? So it could be that KC didn't really have a concrete plan or idea of differentiating the suits with a personality type when he made her. But I think it's safe to say she's a spade girl, also considering the profile gives a hint of her being a bit more of the active type, wanting to play a lot

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>>19190489
That's not a monster girl faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190392
Imagine a diamond jubjub shrinking down to fairy size while using a potion to give you a horse size dong.

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to grab something.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>19190362
No, a dormouse who this isn't thread appropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190522
Like what?

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>>19190534
Needs less nightgaunt. Also needs high voltage warning signs around the crotch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190539
Her drink?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190534
Raiju Space Bounty Hunter!

[Anonymous No.]

unsolicited reminder to pay your debts

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190563
I don't have any.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190568
then invest!

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>>19190563
What’s she going to do? Kill me? Rape me? Have some other species rape me? Sounds like she’s just threatening me with a good time.

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>>19190537
That'd be a sight to behold

>>19190563
I'll go into debt for free if that means a danuki will do that to me

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>>19190542
>nightgaunt
But I don't see any in that picture.

[Anonymous No.]

You may only choose one.

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>>19190626
Left or right. Odds or evens

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>>19190042
>Her words: "Prepare to be assassinated."

>Her thoughts: "He's so handsome, I've dreamed of this for so long, I love him so much, now he's all mine!"

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>>19190626
I'll take the alraune, though the scylla is pretty tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19189221
implying being into vore is related to liking sandworm because that sure as shit isn't the case for me

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>>19190638
That’s a Kraken, not a Scylla

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>>19190645
Sandworms are defendable, but you look like a goof giving the only replying to a five hour old post.

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>>19190618
gonna propose to my night gaunt in a crowded restaurant just to bully her

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>>19190645
Sandworms are good for those with a mouth and tongue fetish

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>>19187925
>Would oomukades be frightened by normal centipedes?

They're normally immune/resistant to their own venom, so I'd wager they aren't effected much by the venom of animal centipedes. Plus in the MGE normal animals avoid attacking monster girls whenever they can, viewing them as superior beings.

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>>19190457
That's an example that literally gets mentioned in the trumpart profile.
I'd rather only do missionary with the lights turned off than be open toward that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190682
>They're normally immune/resistant to their own venom, so I'd wager they aren't effected much by the venom of animal centipedes.
But they still look scary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190676
But I have a major mouth and tongue fetish, I just prefer regular ones and not being in one where the girl is the tongue.

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>>19187965
Regarding the main girls, he's not leading them on. He's outright stated to himself he'd be happy to marry any of them, which is why he can't bring himself to choose one. He also wants his body to be strong enough to handle their attentions before he decides.

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>>19190693
>Replying to a 10-hour-old post

[Anonymous No.]

Left or right?

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>>19190728
Devil always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19188000
I played it for about a year but lost interest in it a few months ago. It started to feel too pay-to-win.
Yukina best girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Demon always. But really, can't you give a more interesting question?

[Anonymous No.]

Could the husband of a Night Gaunt pass for a regular man while separated from his wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Left for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Right

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190738
All of the chaos transformations are reversible but the Night Gaunt entry even says it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190738
So long as he remembers to cover up his massive incubus cock, certainly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
I'm not normally a Demon guy, but I'd choose left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190042
Why are Kunoichi's so perfect?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190737
Can an Alp get pregnant from their own semen if they saved enough of it before they alped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190088
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190761
Lich experiments have gone too far

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190761
If an incubus with potential to alp go to the tentacle forest does he get raveged until he transforms?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190781
Only if he wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

These recent threads have been completely wiki-tier. What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190761
This is how the next DL will be born

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190791

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>>19190211
where is her date

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
Left with right's bodytype.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190777
Nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190250
she is a shog-lite

[Anonymous No.]

Did someone order some Eastern-flaver horsepussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190810
*Eastern-flavor
Fuck me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190810
Do not peruse Red Hare

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190760
They're all the cool and sexy things about ninja combined with most of the cool and sexy things about succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190813
>peruse

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190820
Truly a perfect combination!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190822
What?
Am I suing it wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190650
i like to let 300 posts or so buildup so i have entertainment for free moments between things

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190728
i'd always say devil but headwings are trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190820
That and the profile one has a very nice body.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190748
shog loli cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>19190829
^5

>>19190747
What's the deal with the Dark Priest tail chain? Is that innate? The lack of horns and wings is understandable from a disguise perspective, but why not vanish the tail while you're at it? I suspect it's something perverse. Because Cthul-Jesus.

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>>19190850
Camon man, cow sensee has to tell me fi I'm doing it wrong.

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>>19190850
>The lack of horns and wings
Found the blind fuck.

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>>19190850
Uhhh, anon, I'm quite sure they do have wings and horns. Their wings are small and feathery though and their horns are curved to fit with their hood. The profile one isn't trying to disguise herself.

As for the chain, its probably symbolic of them being "slaves" to pleasure.

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So anons, what are your waifu's casual clothes?

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>>19190873
My wife is a Night Gaunt. Actual clothes are only for special occasions.

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>>19190873
Her birthday suit.

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>>19190873
Something like pic related, or just a plain tee shirt and panties.

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>>19190873
The classical dress and tabard.

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>>19190862
>>19190856
I'll admit to the fail on the wings, and being a half-blind fuck. I thought they were something else, stylized.

The horns are symmetrical enough that look like part of the fucking hat, though. And I'm not the only one that thought so.

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>>19190873
>Try to get her a nice dress to wear
>She insists on being my casual clothes instead

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>>19190873
I imagine her using something light, like a sleeveless shirt and shorts or a sundress.

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Tell me the horns don't look like a part of a hat. This isn't even shitposting. I'm serious.

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>>19190873
She doesn't go outside much, so her casual clothes are just her underwear.

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>>19190842
Succubutt.

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>>19190942
You just got rused by the Fallen God dude.

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>>19190883
>>19190892
>>19190916
Lewd.

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Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember that slimes can function as beds that keep you comfy AND cool.
A great way to beat the summer heat.

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NO
STEP
ON
SNEK!

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>>19190942
They do indeed blend in, I suppose you could call it an early example of KC's love for giving his girls body parts that look similar to clothing.

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>>19190983
Even if she puts on a leather gimp suit and begs you to?

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>>19190873
A sundress or something equally light

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>>19190873
>>19190892

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>Welcome home anon! Would you like dinner, bath, or pussy?

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I'd pound an alp before, during and after transformation

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>>19190978
>slimes can function as beds that keep you comfy AND cool.
It's been years since I've heard about waterbeds , did they stop making those. Always wanted one as a kid

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>>19191002
I've always wondered how other succubi view alps.

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>>19190953
Probably. I'd loose 1D2 sanity when the horn/hat paradox occurs. They probably use that moment to trick me into going to the weekly Squid-Jesus orgy/bingo raffle or something equally weird. I wouldn't even bother to show up if Squid-Jesus didn't want me to win blowjobs. Every single time.

>>19190990
Yah. To be fair, curved horns are super hard to draw from a frontal perspective.

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>>19191013
Probably as just fellow succubi, they may not even be able to tell they are alps unless the alp tells them so.

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>>19191009
I think they still make them.
But Yeah, I wanted one two.
Comfy slime wife bed bath is fantastic though

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>>19191013
Mayvey they go to one for advice on guys

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>>19191002
Fuck off faggot

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How do i get a overprotective hellhound wife?

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>>19191001
>I'm confused as to why those sound like three different mutually exclusive options.

Shoggs would be all about the multitasking. You know how freaky they get from serving you one way. Three ways simultaneously? Humans can probably only comprehend this degree of happiness via some sort of sanity loss or brain malfunction. Then again, that kind of sums up life with any of the Abyssal or Wonderland Monsters.

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>>19191044
>Abyssal

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>>19191041
Step1- get hellhound wife
Step2- done.

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>>19191056
The thread likes to use the word chaos but most of the entries refer to them as monster of the abyss.

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>Welcome home anon! Would you like dinner, bath, or pussy?

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>>19191041
Blind yourself. Bitches love guiding blind dudes.

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>>19191073
I wouldn't mind an eel wife that's huge and buff

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>>19191073
I'm have pussy for dinner in the bath!

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>>19191073
1 and 3 at the same time followed by 2

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when you refuse shog all day

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>>19191110
That meido looks pretty silly

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>>19191119
Is that what they call em now?

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>>19191110
Requesting sauce on full pic, google does nothing.

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>>19191133

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>>19191110
>>19191142
Note to self. Refuse shog all day. I need to experience this in person

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>>19191142
Shoggs have just dropped a few places in my lists

>I think this Shog is defective.

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>>19191142
Well that's 1000 pounds of nope in a 50 pound sack.

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>>19191173
You have to give them a couple minutes in the morning to put on makeup and such.

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>>19191176
Is this why you don’t wake up before your maid?

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>>19191142
Oh no
she’s retarded

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>>19191142
>I think my maid has Autism

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>>19191175
That's what you get when you say nope to her services. Maids don't normally loose it, but when they do -- they go full tilt. Kiki's will pull slasher smiles, too. I dare you to forbid her to dust for a week.

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>>19191142
DON’T WORRY MASTER, I’LL TAKE CARE OF IT!

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combat shog to explore dungeon with

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>>19191192
She'll need a fire broom for that.

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i want shog to make ME heartpupil

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>>19191216
The Chimneysweep version, or the Killitwith edition?

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Why is it so hard to imagine a young Otohime?

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>>19191247
Otohime are young! Extremely young! Forever 17!

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>>19191247
I don't think its too hard. They're the alpha bitch, pop-idol kinda girls, except much cuter and fun to spoil.

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>>19191247
I have trouble imagining young unagi joro, too.

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https://twitter.com/lotus_saint/status/1005639764228345857

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>>19191257
Fuck dude, how would you even dress daughteru unagi?
Give her a bath?
Give piggie back rides?
Play games like airplane
Hold her?

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>>19191278
>They can adjust the state of the sliminess of the mucous membrane at will

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>>19191287
But would a young unagi know how to do that?
And who's to say she wouldn't intentionally make herself slippy to avoid baths and eating her veget or going to bed early.

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>>19190626
Left and right are both tempting, but I'm going to release the kraken. Look at her pose, I can practically hear the ara.

>>19190912
I knew what they were and just headcanoned them into being part of the costume. Something something, dressed so they look closer to succubi, something something.

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>>19191299
What if they're just not (especially) slimy until puberty? It could work like body hair and smelly sweat.

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>>19191299
>Try to pick up your daughter to put in her the tub
>She slides out of your hands 17 times before you can give her a bath
>Splashes water at your face grumpily the entire time.

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Imagine a Paladin Slime Carrier whose slime hides between her and her armor. The slime, with its simple face, often pops out a sleeve or beside her head. She calls it her “little buddy” and uses it to help make decisions and protect her. Plus, she uses it to reason out her monsterous impulses.
>”You’re right, he is quite cute! And he does seem to be single. What does your mana sense tell you?”
>”Guuu~Guuu~Guuuuuuuu~”
>”Oh! If he likes that, I guess I do sound like his perfect match”
>”Gugugugu~”
>”Well, if you can tell he’d like it, and I know I’d like it, I guess I better rape him.”

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>>19191306
>release the kraken
You mean release IN the kraken.

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>>19191312
Cute! The everyday troubles of raising a monster.

I imagine the opposite would be an issue for aquatic species. Imagine trying to get a Kraken out of the bath.

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>>19191277
Don't link shitty doodles from twitter attentionwhores

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>>19191310
Not him, but I'd doubt it. The membrane forms a protective/locomotive layer. Probably one of those things fathers have to grin and bear. Like dirty diapers, crying jags, or tricking your Dark Elf daughteru into not having sex with you.

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>>19191317
That's step two of the four step kraken process, yes.

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>>19191315
It's like having a roommate inside of you.

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>Do you want me to satisfy you with my... answers?

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>Kikimora vs Nureonago
Convince me which is better

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>>19191343
Note the parenthesis. Also, mamono banana. Dad should be somewhat used to dealing with her mother, so if she's constantly on the low end of an eel whore's sliminess spectrum you're at least avoiding the worst scenario where it's entirely impossible to get a grip on any part of her at any time. In that scenario puberty would be hell though. Can you imagine your hands and arms suddenly being covered in grease?

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>>19191365
Kiki nag you to be a better person. Nureonago just want to see you smile.

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>>19191380
But what if I want to be a better person?

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>>19191382
Stay away from shogs, is what.

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>>19191382
That's your problem.

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>>19191388
Oh fuck not this shit again

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>>19191204
Cat burglar Shog to steal fine art and priceless jewels with.

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>>19190897
My waifu's casual clothes are the same. Either a sundress or T-shirt, and "panties".

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>>19191306
I'm sticking with the sometimes horn/hat paradox, cuz Chaos/Wonderland monsters are all about the mindfuckkery. The sanity stat probably crashes to zero after a week, not that anyone minds.

Buddy of mine married a Hatter. On their first date he went from discussing scones to having bare ass intercourse in the tea shop in 5 minutes. To this day he swears that he has no idea how that shit happened, and no recollection of how he even got naked.

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>>19191413
A hatter’s reaction to spontaneous masturbation is what I wish to uncover.

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>>19191413
Pandemonium has nothing to do with chaos monsters.

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>>19191427
Thank god. I’m keeping my Wendi daughters away from those lewdicrous cities.

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>>19191403
>"Shoggy, why are you taking the doorknobs? No, they're not valuable. Yes, they're shiny, but not all shiny things are valuable. Yes, I'm sure. Also, those are brass, not gold. You... What do you mean you bit it and it was soft? You have to make a normal human mouth for that!"
Good luck explaining cubic zirconia to her. Or maybe she'd get it immediately since she can become o--

Wait. Why would you need to steal anything? You could just have your wife sell parts of herself in gem form, then have her reabsorb them once you've gotten the money and split.

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Would Alices design vary? I mean, without blonde hair with blue eyes and a loli-form, Alices wouldn’t be exactly “Alice”, would they?

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>>19191437
They'd still be permavirgin lolis with magic that makes you rape them. That makes them alices even if they aren't Alice.

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>>19191435
Its about the thrill really. And I've always wanted to be a part of a zany crime duo.

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>>19191379
I noticed the parenthesis. But I'd think that control would have to be developed -- I can control urination at will, but that had to be developed over time. So I guess a year or two of her mother occasionally having to exert control of the daughteru's membrane? After that point, you can guilt trip/scold her out of slippery shenanigans.

> Dad should be somewhat used to dealing with her mother

This would be true, but the missus is almost definitely not going to want to separate from the guy even at the high/uncontrolled sliminess side of the gamut.

>In that scenario puberty would be hell though. Can you imagine your hands and arms suddenly being covered in grease?

Puberty is hell for everyone involved. No exceptions. Being a father basically involves an extended period of being randomly covered in piss, crap, vomit, sobbing children, debt collectors -- and none of that even touches on wifely shenanigans. Well maybe the last one, if she's a danuki.

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>>19191439
It depends if KC considers them like Lilims all with the same hair.

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>>19191427
The non-stop mindfuckkery is the connection between the two.

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>>19189942
it used to be edgy and rebellious but so many people do it now that it's become mainstream. Being pro-Christian has become the contrarian opinion.

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>>19191448
Most of the pandemonium shit is most likely hyperbole. They are pretty straight forward other than pure hedonism.

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How does this image make you feel?

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>>19191456
What’s supposed to be scary about this?

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>>19191456
I feel happy that she has a hairdo that covers the side of her head, but sad that fat mofu is not drawn for us.

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>>19191451
Maybe, but... Sexual acts = transportation and God only knows what else. Mice in teapot = totally legit aphrodisiac. And the list of straight-up-weirdness goes on. Not sure about you, but that sounds wacky in a "should I be on pills?" kinda way. On the other hand, the pills will NEVER need to be anti-depressants, so that's a plus.

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>>19191413
I need Hatter stories. Any recommendations?

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>>19191469
It’s less “Am I insane?” and more “Weird things are happening, but I know I’m not in danger, so let’s just roll with it”

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>>19191456
having another set of human ears would be scarier for me

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>>19191470
Sorry, but I'm not aware of any. You might have to write them yourself. Wonderland's a bit too tricksy to easily write, for me at least.

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>>19191456
Less uncomfortable than if she were to have another set of ears under there.

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>>19191456
I see nothing wrong here. Why am I supposed to be unsettled?

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>>19191456
I try not to think about it because every time I do the biologist in me has a fucking stroke. I just accept the cute cat/dog and move on.

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>>19191479
Yeah, you're probably right. I wasn't trying to imply that humans couldn't adapt and enjoy that sort of thing. If Wonderland is anything like the original, then no one is going to deny madness on their part. Or yours for that matter. I never said any of that is bad, and it actually does sound pretty fun. Just deeply odd and "insane" by any usual human measure -- just like Pandemonium.

Please remember that "sanity", across human history, has been a kind of herd/consensus measure. Only recently has it been linked to actual mental function, and psychiatry is still in its infancy at the moment.

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>>19191493
I can see that, personally I think applying real life biology to monster girls can make them even more amazing. Like how squids and octopuses can change to almost any color/pattern they want and are incredibly intelligent. You can then apply these amazing facts to Krakens and Scyllas to make them even better than you ever thought before.

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>>19191493
Yeah, but I'm guessing the sci-fi fan in your head still giddily slaps something together anyway. It's all in good fun, and most monstergirls barely hit the uncanny valley. So personally, I like thinking on the inconsistencies, to an extent.

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>>19191533
Not him. Just gonna volunteer that Scylla>Kraken in the intelligence/empathy department, if we go by comparative biology. Oddly enough, the more common biological squid are seven shades of bastard. One of the shades is Cannibalistic. Obviously, there's a limit to the crossover we can reasonably put on the sweet kindly Kraken; another possibility is to be more selective about which species of squid to draw on.

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On a scale of 0 to 10 where 0 is completely normie and 10 being elder autismo super nerd, how nerdy is your waifu anon? What is she nerdy about?

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>>19191559
She usually hovers around a strong 7 to a light 8, but she can hit 10-levels when she's doing stuff related to books and writing. She's the biggest nerd for reading and studying books, and it's really dang cute. I love her.

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>>19191559
10, easily. She's nerdy about pleasuring dicks.

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>>19191559
9. She is a nerdbird after all, so it's all about history and mythology.

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>>19191559
The wife is probably a 2. Large mouse daughter though is probably a big fat 0 while dormouse is a 6 or 7

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>>19191559
My waifu is a huge science nerd, I'd probably say 10. I'm pretty sure if she didn't have me or our daughteru she'd do nothing but study magic and science, with maybe a tiny bit of time for eating, sleeping, and sexy fashion stuff too.

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>>19191559
>normie
Get out

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>>19191559
>Taku cranking it up to 11

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Imagine MGE world memes!
>mrw it's the day after April Fools, but your homie's still an Alp

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>>19191605
This guy again? What a slut

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>>19191639
I'm sure it's all his mistress' fault for not pampering and draining him enough.

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>>19191559
Dark elves have crazy longevity, along with a freaky and established culture. 8 or 9. Most of it in esoteric and odd areas. Apparently everything has to do with sex. Even mathematics? Yes, and synthetic division should give you an erection if done right. Latin grammar and scansion? Yup. I didn't even know what the hell "scansion" meant a week ago. Still not absolutely sure about the subject, but doing it correctly involves a shitload of rope and two safewords.

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>>19191463
I think personally for me, it just looks wrong.

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>>19191643
>Teaching Servant : Table Manners

>Say Ah~
>...Hey, didn’t you say you were teaching me table manners today?
>Ara, but I’m teaching you~ Though I should say this would be your ‘future’ table manners
>Future-mmph
>Fufu, that’s correct, your future manners! Let go of your knife and fork and put your hands around my waist~
>Hey wait a sec - mmph
>Would you like your next education on escort? Or perhaps on marriage rehearsal?
>N,no I should be leaving straight after this

>—I’m not letting you go. Tonight, this will not end as a ‘rehearsal’


Looks like that wight has gone straight from playfulness to serious mode real quick

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>>19191605
>>19191680
The vampire got NTR'd hard. She would serve as an example for other haughty girls who are too proud to show love to their servants.

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>>19191680
Of course she got serious, he tried to leave. He doesn't get to leave. Not yet.

Side note: wights would probably be a terror to fight if you were actually trying to slay them. Without fairly specific enchantments on your armor their claws would go right through, they've got reach like a short sword even when unarmed and they're undead so unless you're chopping things off conventional attacks would be minimally effective. That's like one of those fights you're not actually supposed to win.

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>>19191680
Table manners are serious business, anon.

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>>19189249
Experienced 2 without the Kitsune part mutually and it just left me more hurt and shit than before it started, so I'll gladly take #3 Alex

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>>19189249
I’d go with number 3 cause I’d want her to be happy to have someone who loves her for who she is and wishes to share their life with her. I’d start by asking her out on a date to get know her better, While at first slow due to apprehension of not being worthy of happiness , she’d start to open up to more and more. Eventually after the relationship has grown to such great heights the time finally comes when I’d ask her if she’d like to take the next step In our relationship. After much fear and nervousness from her , she’d strip revealing her amazing body that’s she’s hid for so long and I’d tell her that “how fitting that her body and looks match the beauty possessed by her personality”. After such a confession a long slow session of love Making occurs ending with her snuggling with me as tears of joy roll own her face and us drifting off to sleep smiling ear to ear.

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DEAD

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Friendly reminder to work out and stay fit anons. Sex and general lewd or fetishy behavior takes a lot more energy than you think!

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>>19191437
>>19191445
Facial structure, haircut, colored hair stripes, bodytype, height to some degree, etc...
>Slightly taller oppai loli bobcut Alice with blue stripes in her hair

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>>19191976
I'm pumping iron as we speak.

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>>19191976
I'm literally trying to shower with balls, its a good workout. You get a cookie if you get the reference.

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Hark! Hark!
I come from a weekend in the countryside. There I saw an elk, four swans, two frogs, a viper, caterpillars of various size and many moths seeking sustenance in old wool curtains!
You should go outside more. It's wonderful.

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>>19191976
This is no fucking joke anon, I see that now. Latex is a lot more work than it seems.

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>>19192006
So Sunstone tells me.

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>>19192006
How do you mean?

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>>19192040
Not him but have you know that bug who wore human skin in Men in Black? It's like that.

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>>19191976
I'll do twenty one pushups.

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>>19192065
You've been improving!

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>>19192040
Well, getting in is the easy part, and depending on coverage choices that can take several minutes of wiggling and straightening. Then there's the time while you're actually wearing it, there's the excessive sweating (more than even I bargained for) and the constant gentle squeezing of every exposed nerve ending (which is the best bit but a little mentally taxing after awhile). Then getting out is the worst part, you're probably tired from just wearing the stuff not to mention whatever other 'activities' you've done, soaked, and latex is much less willing to let you out than to let you in.

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>>19191976
I'm fat and I'm staying that way Anon.
>>19192003
Never.

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>>19191959
Why are loli monster girls with eye shadow so good?

>>19192072
And this is why Night Gaunts are the best. Their goo has all the upsides of latex and much more without any downside except maybe leaving her skin way too sensitive when exposed.

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>>19192072
Interesting.

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>>19192082
>And this is why Night Gaunts are the best. Their goo has all the upsides of latex and much more without any downside except maybe leaving her skin way too sensitive when exposed.
Even after all this I still thing I prefer regular clothing-type latex to goo or slime. Having it being part of a girl's biology sort of ruins it for me, but you do you of course, that's just me. I mean, I'd definitely hope that monstergirl sex technology would make the getting in and out easier, that and the cleaning too.

I also forgot to mention the cleaning, everything has to be cleaned gently in warm water and baby soap or something similar and then dried by hand pretty much immediately after taking it off or its lifespan is greatly decreased.

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What monster would make the best cook?

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>>19192114
All the housewife-type yokai.

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>>19192114
Kikimora, or Unagi Jorou if you don't mind slime for every meal.

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>>19192114
Trolls know their way around a cauldron.

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>>19192114
Holstaurs, Trolls, Titianas.

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>>19192114
Kikimora, Unagi Joro, Nureonago, Troll, Shoggoth

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>>19192101
I don't get it, do you have some sort of pervert-suit made out of latex? "Pervert suit" is slang for zentai, the term came from comic books apparently. Or is this some sort of body-stocking/catsuit?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zentai

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>>19192124
Titanias just make sweets and cakes that make their husbands fat.

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>>19192130
Are you gonna tell a Titiana to her face that she's not a good cook?

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>>19192128
Yes anon, I know what zentai is. I have a catsuit, hood, gloves and toe socks.

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>>19192130
There is absolutely nothing wrong with candy for breakfast, cake for lunch and brownies for dinner.

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What kind of foods would monsters specialize with?

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>>19192140
She's too good. That's the problem.
>>19192144
Even when you start packing on pounds?

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>>19192144
Just make sure she brushes her teeth twice a day. If she resists you might have to do it for her.

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>>19192156
You wouldn't put on that much weight, Fairies and Titanias eat like that everyday and they seem to be doing fine.

>>19192159
>Violating your imoutonee-san's mouth with a toothbrush
There are limits to how perverted one should be.

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>>19192141
Cool. I was just curious, never heard of a zentai of that sort of material -- with good reason. Safe, sane, and such, y'know?

I'll go back to my ball shower now. It's too awkward a time period for much else, physical.

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I want to be a quack doctor in MGE who makes a fortune by telling loli monster girls that they will grow into beautiful lascivious adults if they have a semen enema everyday.

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Inaris are known for their born gracefulne-

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>>19190748
>Anon! Come join our book club!

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>>19192238
I want to be the doctor recommended enema brand

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I really want some kind of Phoenix harpy

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>>19192263

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>>19192353
What happens if I ignore

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>>19192271
Should direct injections be cheaper to incentivise the customers, or should they be more expensive since that's what they'll purchase regardless?

>>19192320
The best Pheonix harpy would be one who ages rapidly, dies then gets reborn anew.
That would let you experience all her stages of life over and over again.
>Loli Phoenix who doesn't know anything about the world except that she loves you
>Teenage Phoenix who experiences her first mating season
>Young adult Phoenix with peak performance body
>CC Phoenix whose womb is badly aching for a fertilized egg
>Older Phoenix who is overjoyed that you still find her attractive at her age

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>>19192188
Yes but it goes right to their thighs.

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>>19192365
Pear shaped fairies make the best onaholes

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>>19192455
shog will be one for you if its what you desire

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>>19192465
But it is said that one's sanity will vanish if he cums inside his Shoggoth maid's womb onahole

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>>19192437
>Life has many doors husband

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>>19192546
everything will be ok if you let shog care for you

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>>19192437
Looks pretty cute to be honest

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>>19192579
I don't want to become a NEET mastah who's addicted to cumming inside his shog onahole and has his maid do everything for him.
She can't get the money to buy food and furniture is she doesn't leave the house either, all that stuff has to come from somewhere.

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>>19192604
i'd say make and sell the porn but visually i don't think the viewers can comprehend exactly how hot the sex is

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>>19192604
become an artist. art made by mad ppl sells good with the pretentious crowd

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>>19192632
>ppl
Are you braindead by chance?

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>>19192620
SHOGGED.com pays handsomely
She could also just make everything he needs out of herself but in return he must cum in her plenty to maintain her slime mass.

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I want to be purchased by a short, pudgy, himedere.

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>>19192156
>Even when you start packing on pounds?

It just means you get to work it off. A day or two of constant sex and you'll be back in peak condition.

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>>19192651
does she end up like this if i can't give her enough

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>>19192738
Shogs becoming loli without cum sounds good. But does that mean the shogs that are deep under the sea or in the arctic who've never seen a man in hundreds of years are lolis?

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>>19192654
How much does the average Anon go for?
>>19192731
Titania-nee is cute.

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>>19192759
Hell if I know.
I do have a fairly nice job though.

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>>19192759
>Titania-nee is cute.

Anon! Come on, you know she wants you to say she's "sexy" not "cute"!

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>>19192738
Most likely just like how Flow Kelps turn into lolis when they're dried up.
Don't neglect your maid just because you want a loli shog, ask her nicely to form such a body and she will be happy to indulge you.

>>19192748
>The most dangerous shogs are lolis
That's in line with KC's philosophy.

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For some reason, I keep thinking of all the abyssal girls in gothic/victorian type of fashion. Mindflayers in bell bottom dresses, nachos in gothic loli outfits with comically tiny tophats. Is there a popular setting where Lovecraft meets victorian England or am I just weird?

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>>19192833
i would never dream of mistreating my source of happiness

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>>19192845
>Is there a popular setting where Lovecraft meets victorian England or am I just weird?
Hmm, I'm stumped Anon.

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>>19192845
I've had this long running fantasy of a small seaside victorian fisher town getting slowly corrupted by chaos species until it becomes a full blown abyssal realm.
>nachos in gothic loli outfits
That would make the abuse that much more enjoyable.

>>19192861
MG Yharnam would be quite the fantastic place.

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>>19192881
While Yharnam would be fun I'd rather hang out with muh dolly.

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>>19192895
She is too pure.
I don't even know what I would do with her expect just stare at her romantically.

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>>19192906
Make contact!

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>>19192963
Calling an abandoned Living Doll "Princess" will earn you a lifetime of obsessive love (the good kind).

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>>19191456

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>>19192990
She sounds like quite the doll

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>>19192114

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>>19192990
Meanwhile if you're a roguish scoundrel it's a good thing to call a tsundere upper class Monster.

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>>19191456
It cute! Though a bit alien feeling.

>>19193044
I hope that stew is as hearty as she is.

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>>19193044
Thick

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>>19193094
You fools!
He's become too spooky now!

[Anonymous No.]

What are some excellent mundane uses for your waifu?

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>>19193121
daki

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>>19193121
>Cheshire
Easy snack gathering from the house due to teleportation
>Holst
Free dairy
>Jinko
Lifting buddy

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>>19193121
Who's the artist for this one? That style's really nice.

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>>19192253
>Your wife will never Hobbes-tackle you every time you come home

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>>19193121
Sleep/depression aid, free drink whenever, destresser, warmth, shelf/ring holder.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget to go drink with your buddy at least once a week, you need it to prevent the stress from building up.

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>>19193121
I'd use her wings to fan myself.

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Name one snek cuter than this one.

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>>19193172
Basalisk-chan!
She does poses and has a love beam!

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>>19193172
Basilisk, easy.

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>>19193077
>Grigori commission

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>>19193187
Its a grigori commission? Is it one of his ocs?

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>>19193187
>being this paranoid

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>>19193190
It's actually Druella. The idiot thinks that a sex-crazed demi-Goddess like her would want anything to do with a totalitarian regime that's full of so much cringe that it makes the EA show at E3 look like the works of William Shakespeare.

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>>19193203
>A new C&C is announced!
>it's mobile
CURSE YOU MONKEY PAW

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>>19193172
A smaller Bunyip would be cuter.

>>19193176
>>19193177
A Basilisk asking to get to know you better before removing her mask is certainly cute, but is it as cute as a Bunyip who fails to ask you out and rapes you because of how flustered she is?

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>>19193176
>>19193177
But Basilisks don't have the MOFU.

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>>19193163
Jesus look at the tail on that alp.
>>19193190
>>19193202
Not that guy but it is, notice the file name is alpha. Alphabravocharlie is grig's new name and he head canons druella falling in love with his donut steel self insert after he kills the fallen maidens.
He gets monthly lilims from that artist via patreon.

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>>19193265
Oh, I see now.

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Fat bottomed spiders in tights.

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>>19193242
That goddamn dragon idol makes me want to brutally rape her whenever I see her.
Dragons should not be rape bait.

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>>19193287
>tights

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>>19193290
Liz is for pure love.

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>>19192114
Yetis can smoke a mean brisket

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>>19193232
Yes, yes it is as cute

>>19193250
Basilisk is beyond mofu!

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>>19193307

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>>19193307
All Lizs are for impregnating

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>>19193287
>Fat bottomed Atlach-Nacha in tights who sits on your face while berating you about how much you seem to be enjoying having loli ass suffocating you

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Is this the Loch Ness Monster?

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>>19193321
But you'll ruin her dreams of being an idol!

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>>19193308
I thought she told me that was steam, not smoke.

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>>19193338
She’s going to be the worlds best pregnant Idol!

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>>19193352
Big breasted succubi are the evolutionary peak

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>>19193332
I hope not. I’m waiting for a Scottish Otohime

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>>19193265
>druella falling in love with his donut steel self insert after he kills the fallen maidens.

Grigori is retarded

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>>19193433
Out of curiosity, what's the reasoning for her loving him after he kills her precious subordinates?

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>>19193433
Next up on stating the obvious, Water is wet

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Thunderbird or Raiju?

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>>19193322
>Not wanting a Nacho who's as nubile as an Olympic swimmer in a pair of pantyhose that perfectly accentuate her tight buttocks and her thighs

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>>19193287
You had me at spiders.

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>>19193448
Next to the Nacho the Thunderbird has one on my favorite on profile designs / body types.

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>>19193460
That's just adorable, who's the artist?

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>>19193480
Whutermelon.

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>>19193445
Logical answer: To disgrace him in the eyes of their God via corruption would be a massive morale booster for her own subjects and MGs in general that she was able to take down such a large threat and convert him to their side at the same time.

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>>19193445
IIRC, she was basically tortured and brainwashed.

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>>19193568
It's even worse than Druella's threadcanon

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>>19193568
That sounds like the sort of thing that would cause the Mamono Lord and her husband to execute some extreme vengeance. I assume this whole scenario came about before we found out the lengths the Mamono Lord will go to if her family is harmed?

Or is this guy somehow above high tier god-caliber in addition to shrugging off the whole thing about how just being in Druella's presence tends to make people fall to their knees, overwhelmed by her massive aura in addition to their own fear and lust?

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>>19193593
>>19193544
I think the more logical answer is 'Gergori is a shit writer in addition to having shit taste'

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>>19193448
Raiju without a doubt.

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>>19193448
I'd be up for either but I may have to go Raiju simply due to they're more likely to support a bodytype I like

Harpies don't seem to support larger than normal amounts of pudge or muscle.

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>>19193593
Grigori is just your typical /tg/ HFYfag.

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>>19193624
You mean like Beast is here?

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>>19193629
>Beast
>HFY
>when he literally has monsters taking over Britain without opposition

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>>19193624
I enjoy HFY every now and then but that's just garbage tier.

When I want it in the MG setting, its defeating some P'Orcs and taking them as wives or something similar, not 'Kill everything, mindrape the girl, claim victory."

Also, commissariat clothes don't exist in a medieval setting.

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>>19193629
Fucking hell
The most violent Beast has ever gotten is when a guy stabs a woman gets his arm cut of by the woman's love interest.
Beast is nowhere near the HFY shitters, he just like fights on even ground, so his humans are stronger than most.

>>19193636
I thought we were not supposed to believe in the invasion?

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Well we can count something good coming out from talking about this weird Gergori version of Druella. Namely I finally noticed that in her profile Druella's title was misspelled as Princress instead of Princess. Now its been fixed.

I imagine sex with Druella or her mother for that matter must be of similar epic feel to sex with the Pure White Demon from Succubus Prison, just without the death and constant belittling.

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>>19193640
>I enjoy HFY every now and then but
>I like to go find some dog shit and have a lick or two BUT

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>>19193624
>There are still artists who are willing to draw Grigori's shit

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>>19193121
>Unagi Joro
Condiment dispenser, catering service

>Hakutaku
Milk dispenser, reference library, confidant, psychologist

>Kikimora
Do it all house cleaning service, catering

>Succubus
Stress relief, sleep aid

>Echidna
Uh... Daughter gacha?

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>>19193640
That's not even HFY, that's just a different happy ending for everyone.

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>>19193684
If memory serves, Mari tried to mention KC feelings on the matter to an artist, and the artist replied that he didn't give a shit.

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>>19193682
It depends on my mood.
Sometimes I like the human guy to come out on top, other times I like the monsters.

Only thing that doesn't change is there's a cute couple at the end.
Granted, I may be miss-using the term here.

>>19193688
Maybe.
All I know is that Gregori is a special kind of stupid when it comes to HFY

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>>19193629
Beast is fine, fighting doesn't always mean HFY. It's more about the intentions behind it and the tone.
>>19193640
>When I want it in the MG setting, its defeating some P'Orcs and taking them as wives or something similar, not 'Kill everything, mindrape the girl, claim victory."
That's just maledom rather than HFY and it's also what p'orcs and salamanders are made for.

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>>19193121
>Ice Queen
Portable air conditioner, ice cream/shaved ice maker

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>>19193662
What monster was the woman?

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>>19193265
>Jesus look at the tail on that alp.
Wanna molest it.

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>>19193695
Ok, that's makes sense considering I'm kind of a switch.

I sometimes like that kind of thing.
A recent idea I've been enjoying is the idea of a salamander softening up after getting a husband.
Still a genki tomboy but softer now that she's had kids

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>>19193699
Human
At least she was when she was stabbed. Selene later turns her into a jinko

[Anonymous No.]

How would a Nacha react to you asking for daughters? How would she react when she finds out she's pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

Around foxes, cover your crotches.

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>>19191605
>>19191680
How hungry for it is that wight, when she can't even contain it like they usually do?

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>>19193724
>Asking a nacho for anything
You don't. You cover her mouth and tell her you're filling her slut womb with babies. Watch as her "struggles" decrease in magnitude.

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>>19193692
Well, good for them I guess. But, it mainly comes down to the fact that most artists have learned not to associate with the special kind of retard that is Grigori. The fact he throws an autistic fit every time his requests get turned down, and the fact he's constantly getting banned from every site he uses should really speak for itself.

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>>19193724
>How would she react when she finds out she's pregnant?

>"You don't need this anymore."
>Starts to bite down on your dick
>It's a fakeout and if you accepted it, she gets all tsundere and if you started crying she'll comfort you

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>>19193724
You just tentacle rape their wombs and mouths at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you get for volunteering at the vampire blood bank?

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>>19193737
But Anon, the rape is more enjoyable when you know how much she 'hates' the idea of giving birth to your children.

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>>19193746
a job

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>>19193746
Free snacks and a hand or footjob.

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>>19193715
Nothing wrong with that, I'm mostly a switch myself and imagining a genki salamander in a naked apron being a cute housewife is a nice.

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>>19193746
A bit of spending money?

[Anonymous No.]

I want a Zipangese succ.

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>>19193746
A thank you and a please come again. You could leave your contact info if you want a vampire mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

Being bad at RTS games has left me in dire need of an Anubis adviser.

[Anonymous No.]

What did you say to her?

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>>19193747
You only have to cover her mouth to shut her tsundere ass up long enough for you to make your declaration, you can let her continue the verbal abuse after you've pinned her to the bed and jammed it in. Plus, moans and "struggles" have been enough to display a woman's displeasure at a situation for millenia.

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>>19193729
Fakey fake.

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>>19193724
>I bet it'll take decades to get me pregnant. You're welcome to prove me wrong hentai-kun.

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>>19193624
Holy shit this must be one of the most autistic/cancerous pic I've ever seen on this board

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>>19193695
>Beast is fine, fighting doesn't always mean HFY. It's more about the intentions behind it and the tone.
I feels like the fights are tipped in the humans favour though

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>>19193754
That it would be, especially if she still had a little bit of muscle beneath the mom-pudge.
That and if she started pouting once you said you're surprised at how well she knows how to cook.

>"Hey! Just because I like to fight doesn't mean I can't cook!"

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>>19193759
>portals open
>koreans no longer the best at RTS now that they have to compete with anubutts who could beat them in StarCraft with one paw behind their backs

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>>19193761
>So, how many kids do you think we can have in a lifetime?

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>>19193761
I've never actually been intimate with a girl...

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>>19193747
I really want to rape a Paladin-chan pregnant with gentle slow sex with a lot of hugs and kisses while she goes "I hate you. You scum." at me all the while.

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>>19193776
Thousands of years of OCD has left the Anubis a paragon of their given field.

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>>19193774
Explain

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>>19193761
nothing. she saw me pitching a tent

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>>19193776
"You call that macro? Try running a kingdom. That's your idea of micro? I've coordinated pyramids. Git gud start another match, gookboy. Loser goes under the desk."

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>>19193785
This. I want to see the look on her face when I whip out my abnormally thick incubus cock, very unsure that it will fit any of her holes

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>>19193629

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>>19193715
>>19193754
It would be nice to get strong in order to protect your wife the same way she protects you.

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>>19193799
>pro gamers reduced to eating out anubi while they pro game against each other in turn

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>>19193813
Yeah, I'm a fan of having strong girls/lady knights marrying a guy claiming they'll protect him only for him to be the stronger one.

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>>19193806
Of course I'd make sure to get her as wet as possible and work it in slowly and carefully to not hurt her. I'd also kiss her and hold her hands through the entire agonizingly slow insertion process.

I'd pause often to let her breathe and she'd think it was all the way in each and every single time, only to gasp in pain and pleasure when I started to inch further into her.

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>>19193816
In all honesty I'd take on this kind of challenge and take my penalty like a man. My eventual victory would be all the sweeter.
It never comes and I end up chained and collared

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>>19193759
Not having an Anubis adviser to use for sex has left me in dire need of an Anubis adviser.

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>>19193832
She'd probably be earnestly trying to train you though, I feel like an Anubis being beaten in this situation would turn them on something fierce. You're not so hopeless you can't win with your opponent TRYING to help you win, are you? You want to make an Anubis Mummy's Curse herself and blow you, don't you?

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>>19193792
So I've been reading his stuff for a while now and from what I've got
In burning edge
>Kenneth only lost to Nadia out due to fighting all day
And as for scalebound.
>The only losses on the human side is Harold an Elise.
>Nickolai can take dragons

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>>19193849
No! I must master the ways of micro and babysitting my units through their shitty pathfinding on my own!

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>>19193761
>succubutt best butt

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>>19193805
I don't understand how people make that connection

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>>19193860
>Nickolai can take dragons
Dragons are the jobbers of the fantasy world.

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>>19193869
MERE

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>>19193869
It would be fun to defeat a dragon because of cheap tactics and her overconfidence.

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>>19193587
Shoggy, I had a nightmare you looked like >>19192437 !

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>>19193890
>nightmare

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>>19193761
I told her I really like her but I don't have experience with women.

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>>19193860
It all boils down to experience
>Burning edge
Keep in ind that Nadia was also fighting the bandits, and had fallen into a mindless bezerker rage to not get raped, only half coming out of it when Kenneth tried to reason with her
Also she just became a salamander, primal mind and all that.

>Scalebound
Harold is discovered to not be a ordained hero, as the salamander pointed out, any one can KILL a monster, but he hasn't really fought one.
Elise is noted sever times to be a strategist and not a full blown warrior, and it shows in her fight (she can at least tank a knee to the face)
Nickolai is seen by the knights as their greatest warrior, that and his fight with the dragon ended in a draw

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>>19193901
Yeah, like a bad dream.

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>>19193756
Like an actual Succubus from Zipangu? Or a weeaboo Succubus who just sits around all day trying to learn Zipangneese from anime?
Either or is fine with me.

[Anonymous No.]

It’s summertime! Why not take a resort vacation?

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>>19193939
Sorry, as a pet sitter summer is a time when the animals need me a lot. Perhaps the monster inviting me could come and visit me instead?

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>>19193947
In MGC pet sitting takes on a whole different meaning. Especially when it comes to the siths.

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>>19193939
>Why not take a resort vacation?
Busy working at research labs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193939
We're not all made of money.
Also I live near the beach and it sucks dick, so why would I pay money to go to another beach?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193939
Sorry. I got a job as a Sabbath Scout camp counselor I can’t take a vacation this summer.

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>>19193763

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>>19193974
I wouldn't mind one but the lack of real ears/tails detracts the look

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>>19194000
So fuck her until she grows a real pair.

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>>19194013
I guess.
That and it could help her get the body type I want as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at those big ears

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>>19193960
And the Nekomatas! Imagine pet sitting a Nekomata.
>Unlock the door
>”Master! You’re home! I’m so happy you didn’t leave me! It’s me! Fluffy! Your love turned... You’re not master...”
>”Sorry. Anon is on a business trip and won’t be back for a week.”
>”Oh. So he didn’t leave me! He still loves me!”

[Anonymous No.]

What sizes are your guys monster girl folders?

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>>19194045
1.8 GB, so probably on the low end around here

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>>19194045
I don't have one

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194045
https://i.imgur.com/4iNcRMz.png

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>>19191456
It would have been more disturbing if she had another pair of human ears too.

[Anonymous No.]

>TFW no gamer oni GF

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>>19193912
So how did Nikolai draw against the dragon then?

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>>19194095
My gamer onis need to be bigger than her though

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>>19194115
He does a powerslide under her fire blast and punches her in her stomach, getting smoke and ash in his face as a reward
Bother of them call it quits after that, too fucked breathing wise to continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>19156701
Its never too late to reply to a post.

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>>19194133
Both*
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194045
I have more than one but the main one comes to around 15gb. Doujins are in a third folder on the doujin hard drive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194145
Pure autism.

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>>19194095
>gamer gurl
The hell with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194159
Some of us here are probably autistic.

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/e7CxCz3ijfg

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194168
I can think of a few namefags who skirt autism as if they aren't.

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>>19193866
Beast allows his characters to fight on equal terms with monsters.
The only exception is Selene, and thats due to basis as not just a lilim, but one that excels physically.

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>>19194178
Can you name one?

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>>19194184
Teach kids the art of combat

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>>19193860
Would you rather have every man lose to a level 1 slime?

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>>19194193
Chowder and/or Bollocks. Both of them tend to ramble on like broken records and repeat themselves constantly. Former is more discreet about it because he'll actually shut up once in a while but the latter will do a ten line reply to a one line statement and thirty minutes of nobody replying.

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>>19194222
How would a slime react if she actually beat a hero?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193939
Only to Wonderland.

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>>19194222
How do you even lose a slime? Try to wrestle her naked while having pleasure runes on your body?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194263
Slip on her slime and fall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194240

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>>19194263
It's not as if a sword is particularly effective against them. Underestimating a slime is how a human would lose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194283
But it's not like a sword is the only way to fight them either.

[Anonymous No.]

>Darling it's better down where's it's wetter

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194299
Are you talking about the ocean or your vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193687
>Daughter Gacha
>Not Fun House

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194313
https://youtu.be/nQV7DKBqGdk

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194230
>Bollocks
I thought that was just a general nickname for shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194174
Sometimes I forget most people here are americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194344
We're not /int/.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194343
Outing yourself as being new there, avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194358
So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194362
https://arch.b4k.co/jp/search/text/Fuck%20off%20Bollocks/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194361
I don't follow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194376
I think she wants you to check if her panties are correctly placed or something, I'm not sure either.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>19194366
Why do you always insist on using the worst possible website any time you post a link?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194379
Man this is as weird as all those Monsters who want me to put a rooster inside their cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194376
I think she's subtly trying to tell you that her bed is too short for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194394
Found the Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

https://exhentai.org/g/1237216/887646b79c/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194390
We need more cute pics of Mg daughterus and motherus. Like that one pic of the two succubi shopping and the mother is “embarrassing” the daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194396
Well she should lay down the other way then, she could hurt her back if she wants to try sleeping in that position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194435
I was waiting for this to get translated. Thanks my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

So what sounds best
>Monster girl taking dopple potions so she can gangbang her husband
or
>Her husband taking dopple potions so he can gangbang her

Also want monster sound best to use for that kind of stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
None, gangbangs are shit and you should feel like shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
>gangbangs
I dont like them, but I'd rather the former.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
Neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
Second, I want to use doppelganger potions to fuck my hellhound wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
>wife doppels
>9x5 tails
Do not mourn for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194410
I want to tie a naked Alice's arms and legs to a pole and carry her around like a dead animal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194507
>Anon's four tailed Kitsune takes a Doppelganger potion
>10 waifus with 4 tails
>That's forty mofus
>A much as four tens
>And that's terrible
>For his pelvis

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193724
>How would a Nacha react to you asking for daughters?
Rape and abuse for making such a perverted and shameless demand. She'd shed tears and blush harder than ever but according to her it's just because she's so embarrassed to be with you.

>>19193765
>Smug Atlach-Nacha tells you that your pathetic human cock can't possibly get her pregnant
Proving her wrong would be oh so sweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194514
>off-topic image
>monsterboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194521
Chewy deserves an honorary pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194526
No, fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194529
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194526
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194521
It was a mis-fire, which is why I deleted it. Get your panties out of a wad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194531
/monster/ is calling you, nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
Bad image, phoneposter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>Leshy
What would that even be in mge?
Super dryad?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194526
A pass to go right into the garbage. Star wars is trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
Why the fuck would anyone put an Incubus in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194576
I liked the witchers take on them. Make that into a cute girl and you're good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194588
Because this image is probably from some monster boy loving shithole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194487
>”Give it up! You’re surrounded!”
>”The only thing I’m surrounded by is weak men”

[Anonymous No.]

>Cooking with Cathy
>A youtube channel run by a holst, the titular Cathy, and her Rata friend Mary.
>Mary is always the taste tester as the go through all her dishes, Cathy going on about 'all natural' ingredients.
>A few clever watchers have noted Mary's bust's been going up the longer the shows gone on

[Anonymous No.]

>When he doesn’t look at other girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>maid dat succubus
If you insist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194465
i wouldnt mind being mind broken by my waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194647
buttsnek

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193761
>>19193904
Telling a succubus that you're a virgin is a surefire way to get yourself a wife.

>>19193939
Is it frowned upon to spend one's summer in Ryugujo's red district?
I can't say no to sea whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194680
>Ryugujo's red district
Isn’t that redundant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194653

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194588

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194687
>/tg/ shit

[Anonymous No.]

Voodoo-mama Dark Mages with thick Jamaican accents!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194694
Autistic, arent we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194695
>Jamaican
But voodoo comes from Haiti you brainlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194694
Why are these shitposts always accompanied by cheshire cat images?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194702
Whatever Jamaican witchcraft is then anon, all I know is I want to drown in her swamp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194687
>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194701
Read the fucking filename.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194647
A Shirohebi should condition her husband to the point that he becomes disgusted at the sight of another female.
Imagine how happy she'd be when he gets nauseous after seeing a human girl in bikini.

>>19194653
Me neither. Getting broken by your monster girl waifu is the best sign of a healthy relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194703
>informing a fa/tg/uy that he's in the wrong place
>shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194687
Go away.
>>19194694
You too avatarfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194713
I consider all "fuck off for posting thing I don't like" posts with a wasteful reaction image to be shitposts, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194712
>A Shirohebi should condition her husband to the point that he becomes disgusted at the sight of another female.
But they already do that in canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194709
And what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194726
I'd rather have Cheshire shitposters than 40kiddies that bring shit where it doesn't belong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194726
Whatever you say fa/tg/uy.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a loli Shirohebi who's already gone full yan to keep my dick in a chastity cage whenever we're not having sex!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194735
People like you are why I'm glad monster girls will never be real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>mermaid
>shy
>werewolf
so uh.. saggy and kagerou?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>Mermaid
>Harpy
>Succubus

I would love and cherish them all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194733
/tg/ is literally a worse board than /v/, I wouldn't be caught dead posting on there

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194740
Why? There's nothing wrong with a bit of inncoent chastity play.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194747
Sure you wouldn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194747
Anon let's not say things we can't take back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194757
What do you mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194682
Kind of but the red district would be the only place that's so straightforward about it.
I'd sit through an entire idol concert to get a go with one of the singers but nothing tops walking into a whorehouse and getting what you want straight up.

>>19194735
Chastity cages are bad. What would work better is if she curses you so that you're unable to get sexually satisfied from anything and anyone other than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194709
And it denies that you are a retarded assburger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194759
>What would work better is if she curses you so that you're unable to get sexually satisfied from anything and anyone other than her.
I think mamono mana already takes care of that, save for harem situations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194709
He is saying you are autistic, not incorrect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194757
He's kinda right, /tg/ died when quests were given their own board.

[Anonymous No.]

wtf i love /tg/ and monster boys now

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194757
Nope, I'm certain of it. I gave up on /tg/ when I saw entire threads derailed by one tripfag pretending to be a girl being surrounded by endless beta orbiters

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194759
>What would work better is if she curses you so that you're unable to get sexually satisfied from anything and anyone other than her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194772
Now this is a shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194343
Nice newfaggotry but he's a real person. Probably one of the biggest attention whore writers who always got into drama with other namefags while complaining this place was shit and chasing off other contributors

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194775
This isn't your blog you utter retard. Go to /r9k/ if you want to bitch about some slut.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194653
I want a mg to make me a slut but only for her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194787
Why does Mari have her own gallery on the wiki, but now Ilassa?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194779
Their jealousy curse is somewhat different.
Being inflicted by a burning desire that can only be satiated by her isn't quite the same as being unable to satisfy one of your pre-existing desire that you used to be able to satisfy in countless different ways.
>Can't get hard looking at porn anymore
>Masturbation is anything but pleasurable
>Other females don't arouse you
>Even your Bapho brand extra tight onahole no longer does it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194797
What, you wanted me to leave an incredulous reply without evidence?
>>19194808
>OC shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194808
Because Mari has a unique design. Ilassa looks too much like the original lilim profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194808
I wonder who could be behind this post

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>Maid
>Ogre
>Werewolf

How beastly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19193187
Why did grigori write all that shit anyway? All I heard was that his antics managed to piss KC off so bad he banned MGU from posting MGE stuff. Was he just a massive christfag who hates sexy women or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194817
Or you could just not drag your retardation over here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194833
How the fuck was I supposed to reply to >>19194757 then? Maybe you're just illiterate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194830
>All I heard was that his antics managed to piss KC off so bad he banned MGU from posting MGE stuff.
You're mixing Grigori with HowAboutNo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194838
You don't. It's that simple you degenerate /tg/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194845
Isn't gore banned from all boards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194851
I don't fucking use /tg/. That's what I was proving with my goddamn post. Christ, you really are illiterate.
>degenerate
Now you're just projecting.

[Anonymous No.]

this is my favorite general in all of 4chan.org

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194830
That's another guy.
Grigori's only managed to get himself blacklisted by nearly every artist on the internet, and now resorts to fabricating identities to get artists to reply to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194855
>I don't fucking use /tg/.
Sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194851
>Post about why /tg/ is the worst board is /tg/
This fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194045
I have it split between my computer and a Google Drive folder, but together there are 1500+ different pics

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194851
You're being purposely dense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194859
People like you are where the exchange of words dies
The moment irrational skepticism is introduced is when the conversation becomes moot

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194864
If you want to talk about /tg/ or post /tg/ shit do it on /tg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194875
I wasn't the one who fucking brought it up in the first place, holy fuck!
I wouldn't have to talk about it if I weren't randomly called a /tg/ user for telling someone to fuck off for shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194808
Mari is semi-canon and recognized by KC and even appears in that MGE game. Illasa is not

[Anonymous No.]

Forget about /tg/.

Post cute sneks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
I really have to learn to ignore those Thread-SS retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
I refuse! I'll post foxes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194880
>only gets upset when someone tells /tg/ cancer to leave
>not a /tg/ denizen
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
Give meat snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194893
I want to rape that little fox's feet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194898
No, I only get upset when I see 5000 cheshire reaction images every thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
Only the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194899

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194898
Let's NOT further indulge ourselves into the topic not even remotely relevant to /mgg/, shall we?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194908
So what you're saying is that you fully support /tg/ cancer being posted where it doesn't belong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194917
Good.
Meaty snek is best snek

[Anonymous No.]

Disobedient Kobolds are for bullying

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194925
That's a Wolfu

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194922
What the fuck? No!
What is this fucking trend on this thread where if you say you don't like something, you must support some unrelated thing? It used to happen before with "oh you don't like x so you must want monster boys and futa" and now it's "oh you don't like x so you must want /tg/"

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194925
Punish her with intensive breeding sessions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194925
>furry nips
eew.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194930
Why do you even bother answering him? Do you really care that much about accusations about your personal preferences on an anonymous internet image board that you constantly have to shit on one? Just hide such posts and stop posting answers that are considered unrelevant to the majority of the thread users

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194929
Wolfus are just extra-disobedient Kobolds, thus they deserve extra-punishment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194930
Because you go out of your way to completely ignore the underlying problem which is /tg/ cancer being posted where it doesn't belong. So who else would do this aside from people that support it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194957
I'd hunt with a lone wolfy and cook some tasty meals for her.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer your nobles in the magically inclined, knightly, or political flavor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194995
Fuck the nobles. I want scholars

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194991
How do you deal with her staring at the meat while drooling before it's even cooked?
The smell of it cooking will drive her crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195001
Bookish and quite?
Intelligent and boastful?
Smart and condescending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194824
>Too much like the original Lilim profile

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195008
Some light an playful scolding, maybe adding something like a magic barrier around it so I can pretend to walk away to see her go for it.
Could also give her a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
>Furshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
>Snout
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195014
Boockish and quite BUT when it comes to her expertise she becomes 2 and 3. I'd love to see her usually quite and calm self sperge out when it comes to something she knows because it would be both cute and quite interesting at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195021
I want a quiet, strongfat ochi that wields a huge club, hides her face behind a terrifying mask, and has outrageously large breasts she tries to bind

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195030
Tengu?
A cutey bookworm going full smug on her favorite topics would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195034
Ochis should have huge breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194560
>Dragon
>Harpy
>Demon

Interesting

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195042
That they should.
i would stare at my Ochi's, even if she's blushing behind that mask and feels embarrassed by it.

Big, bouncing bodyguard breasts

[Anonymous No.]

I want to play Titty Twister with an Alice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195039
Nerd bird is okay but Lich is preferable to me

[Anonymous No.]

Masked monster girl who lose their cool and composure when their face is revealed are cute, but there is nothing cuter than a big scary warrior type monster girl who reveals the most feminine and pretty face when she loses her terrifying mask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195048
But how can she be smug when she's so monotone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195055
You like Murakumo don't you Anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195047
>she cant understand why her tummy feels warm and funny whenever onii-chan tugs on her puffy loli nips

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195084
Not him but yes.
It's why I want that Ochi.
Partially at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
>Westernshit
>Furry
Fuck off Bollocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195088
She's a good girl. All Senrans are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
>tfw /jp/ moderation is so dead that furshit is left up

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195084
Of course I do. I would love her even better if she was a 6'5 undead warrior with slightly defined abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195055
I actually know some kind of Chinese legend concerning something like this. It is the tale of Ran-ryu-oh (it is actually Japanese pronuncination because I can't really speak Chinese) , where Ran-ryu-oh was queen of the some feudal state of ancient China. She was a fearsome warrior but her face was so fair that soldiers who met her in the battlefield didn't really think seriously about fighing with her. So she wore terrifying mask to hide her beauty and killed off many of her enemies, leading her country to victory. To commemorate this, people made court music and dance regarding her, and that dance is now called Ran-ryu-oh, where little girls or women will perform while covering their faces with a mask.

>>19195059
That's exactly what makes her cuter. Just a hint of difference in otherwise a stoic and monotnous behavior is so adorable to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195096
A Miyabi monster girl would be too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195103
Of course.
>>19195115
What would she be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195107
Now that's a wonderful legend, it would make for a great monster girl species as well.
>Undead warlord with a burning desire for battles
>She goes around conquering lands in the hope of finding a worthy
>Her face is so beautiful that it is said no man can bring himself to strike her after seeing it
>The first man who is able to defeat or unmask her becomes her husband

>>19195115
She would definitely be a handsome monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
How do Wurms feel about being compared to Lamia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884
https://imgur.com/a/yAxHfoM

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195133
Always seems a waste when they're not coiled around the guy but it's probably hard to draw that.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, what the hell is that black goo on gazer? I don't mean that in a meta "gotta cover naughty bits" way either. What's up with this gazefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195132
Confused. But that's standard for Wurms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195096
That they are.

>>19195116
I want to say Dark Valk to play with the edgelord theme she has.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195126
She'd be the best monster girl and a fantastic momster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195055
Bunyips!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195011
I thought I'd never get an erection to X-com. And I was right. I loved that game, but erections weren't involved. I couldn't beat the sequel cuz the disk messed up damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195140
They’re distant cousins of Nightgaunts

[Anonymous No.]

How’s the weather looking today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195158
>Momster
>Miyabi.exe has stopped working

She'd be so fun to fluster

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195158
But boys can't get pregnant!
More seriously, she would work hard to keep both her husband and children safe, loved and happy.
Griffon might just be the best species for her.

>>19195162
Are Bunyip warriors a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195140
KC said it's liquid mamonomana

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195182
Cold, overcast with a high chance of deer vagina. Actually it's springtime here. But not for germany

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195170
>>19195197
At the risk of sounding stupid, I'm gonna ask for elaboration from youze guys.

[Anonymous No.]

>DMC5 announced
>no Demon qts so far
>the characters look ugly as sin anyways
Yamerooo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19194884

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195219
Read the Night Gaunt profile dipshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195189
She'd probably short her circuits if you showed her affection in front of her friends and enemies.

>>19195196
So would Yozakura be something like an Echidna?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195226
Glasses girl was cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195219
Delete your image first

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195140
KC has said it's mana given the form of liquid latex. Almost like what's going on with Nightgaunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195235
Not with a butterface that'd be right home in a Bioware game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195196
Would be cute.
A white feathered griffon that goes black when edgemode kicks in?

I imagine you could wake up to her resting atop you after 'keeping watch'

>>19195230
Well, that's a must then.
Gotta frazzle the cutie, even if you're going to have to go bigamy soon.

But yeah, Yozakura would need to be an echidna or troll, something motherly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195245
Eh, we got different standards. How about that Aqua getting Norted though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195265
Maybe she'll yield some decent quality lewds, but since it's KH that's a once in a blue moon scenario.
Still, at least there's the Nintendo conference to look forward to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195277
Sony's will probably be okay too. Ubisoft seems to have not to have learned that people hate fake game chatter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195277
EA's probably taken the prize for worst presentation this year already

[Anonymous No.]

I improved Cu Sith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195277
What can they show? That pokemon game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195293
Metroid 4, Bayo 3, Smash.

[Anonymous No.]

Poseidon is best goddess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195281
>Sony's will probably be okay too
hahahahhahahahahahah

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195293
Nigga they have Smash, Bayo 3, Metroid Prime 4, Fire Emblem, and possibly more under their belt this year,

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195230
If her human mother wanted 12 children I can only imagine how many an Echidna Yozakura would want.

>>19195254
>A white feathered griffon that goes black when edgemode kicks in?
She would be beautiful, I'd spend way too long caring for her pristine white plumage and fur.
Edgemode would be quite the fearsome spectable though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195239
Fair enough, I guess. The goo just doesn't seem to "do" anything though. With hypnosis, it'd be kinda redundant. Also, no transformative aspect is mentioned -- unless the implication is that all of the auxiliary eyes are the husband or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>He's trying to pass of a old pice of art as his own
He dose realize basically everyone already seen that pic already?

[Anonymous No.]

And somewhere out there, Mucus Toads are about to experience a small surge in popularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195302
>Bayo 3, Metroid Prime 4, Fire Emblem
Wow looks, it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195302
I'm still holding onto the naive hope those fake star fox leaks somehow get memed into reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195219
>off-topic images
Lurk before posting faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195303
Anon, she would be giddy and blushing at someone caring for her like she's a cute girl.

And yeah, she'd be cute in all black as well.
One way for you to beat her easily though is to say she's gonna make some cute daughterus with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195309
How are you defining "something" then? Those three are all games a lot of people want to know more about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195309
You could just say "I don't like Nintendo games."

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195290
Someone should do the same to the Cait Sith. I liked her gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195304
Monster mana materialized into a liquid form can be used for all sorts of purposes anon, especially for one as skilled with magic as a gazer. The monster can form it into tentacles for combat, convenience or masturbation, into a sphere to ride on, soak it into a man or woman to affect their body in various ways, use it as fuel for powerful spells, etc. Having it already covering her body means its available the instant she needs it for something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195219
You need to be euthanized.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195303
>I can only imagine how many an Echidna Yozakura would want.
Four dozen

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195307
>Tfw you licking your waifu gets you high

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195331
I can only wonder how long it would take before she has to quite before pregnancy. Lord knows it would't take long for me to start trying with her.

God damn Senran monster girls are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195340
>No threesome between an Asuka Kunoichi and Homura Salamander
Why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195351
I don't know but damn if that wouldn't be satisfying.
Although this does make me wonder if the earfins or pointed ears would be more sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195327
Thanks. That was a very helpful and informative answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19185366
Almost hit a deer today

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195368
Why almost? Go back and hit it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195368
>>19195413
Yeah, hit it good then present her to your parents.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kraken daughteru is playing pirates in the bathtub
>playing with her boats and singing pirate songs
>sings Dead Man's Chest but, the one line she sings is "yo ho ho and a bottle of cum!"
>yfw

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195426
She is a monster after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195426
Cute, especially if she sings it innocently like those are all the right words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195426
Think of it this way anon, she's far too young for alcohol but as a monster cum is a-ok #1 for monsters at her age. You should be proud she's being so responsible!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195426
>”Yarr Harr Fiddle De Dee!”

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195426
I'd be EXTREMELY concerned.

How the fuck did my sandworm daughteru get a bathtub big enough to fit her body inside of, and where the fuck did she get that bathtub?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195485
She can fiddle my dee if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195487
Wurm detected.

[Anonymous No.]

The ideal footwear for witches.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195452
The juxtaposition of your monster waifu being too young to drink but taking your dick not being a problem is kind of hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195567
You're a weird pedofag, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195567
wtf are those buttons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195577
USB plugs to charge the LEDs in the bottom of the shoe.

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls napping on you or small girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195580
I want off this planet

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195583
Small ones please, I don't want to get squished!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195599
What? Shit like this has been around since before the 90s. This just has a way to actually recharge the shoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195567
I cant really place why but this strikes me as elder god tier degenerate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195600
What, can't hand a mature, big ryu and instead have to take a small one curling up on your lap?

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>>19195613
No anon, I cant. Small girls are cuter anyway, and more fun to molest.

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>>19195583
Small girl napping on you while you nap on a big girl.

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>>19195601
No surprise then that I've wanted off this planet since '90
Those shoes are dumb but I could see Cheshires in them.

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>>19195583
Gimmie the biggest girl you got.

No that's too big.

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>>19195619
This is how you get CCs.
Or how I get CCs to take

>>19195626
Pretty good taste

>>19195635
>Teary eyed dire ushi

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>>19195324
Isn't that basically a nekomata?

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>>19195644
what a fool, id take a dire ushi

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>>19195668
Good man.
Enjoy biggest spider.

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>>19195583
Finding a small girl on top of you in the morning, after sleeping in the same bed with her.

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>>19195684
So waking up and seeing a small werecat laying on your chest under sheets?

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>>19195676
nothing like being used like a teddybear by a woman 3 times your size

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>>19195613
I want the big one as my wife and the little one as my daughter. I’m going to raise her to stay away from people like shoe-kun above

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>>19195694
Don't forget the big venom sacks she'd have you shoved between as well.

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>>19195710
Well yeah you gotta knead those for her or else she gets backed up and cant sleep

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Monster girls doing their best to unfuck a Metro-tier world would be pretty sweet. Although would they really even bother putting in the amount of effort required for something like that?

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>>19195739
i think a lot of them would just be depressed about how broken a lot of the people in it are emotionally

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>>19195723
When she is a spider cow for a reason.

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>>19195688
What I thought of was either a Nacho who's too relaxed and confortable to be convincingly angry after waking up like that, or a loli Dark Mage sleepily teasing you while slightly shifting to brush her soft thighs against you. And the scene illuminated by warm morning sunlight.

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>>19195764
I'm not into being a giant spider but I'd still have fun with a nacho like that

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>>19195747
Wouldn't that drive them to try harder?

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>>19195656
No, I’m talking about the curse and monsterization.

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>>19195723
How do you properly knead a girl’s breasts?

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>>19195777
To be honest, I headcanon out the spider transformation stuff because it's an awful way to ruin a good monstergirl. I'm probably not the only one who does that either.

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>>19195820
Don’t be a fag.

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What would monsters think about the memes about them?

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>>19195793
Same way you knead bread. You lie her out on a lightly floured surface and press forcefully with the heel of your hand, moving forward as you do. Fold up the sides of he breasts while you do so to make sure she's evenly kneaded.
THen you transfer her to a greased baking sheet and put her in the oven at 350 for 25 minutes, take her out and put her on a cooling rack, and serve with garlic butter.

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>>19195820
I'm torn on the idea, I hate the transformation but love the girl. On one hand I want to head canon the bite as having a raging mushroom style effect but on the other I'm a sucker for sticking to canon.

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>>19195843
Too late for that
>see astolfo doujin on front page of sadpanda
>click it out of morbid curiosity
>find out first hand why it's called a trap

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>>19195867
>learned what a trap is that recently
new

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>>19195867
I dont know why Astolfo got so many doujins and felix so little
Does fate just attract more homos than re zero?

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>>19195820
At that point just find a new girl. They aren't even that monstrous physically and any girl could be verbally abusive or tsundere.

The fact you like >>19195764

means you are even downplaying the tsundere nature so at this point you've pretty much thrown out the entire girl.

Personally the transformation aspect are the most interesting and exotic point of the chaos girls.

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>>19195880
Boys make the best girls. Alps even prove this.

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I predict we're five minutes away from a meltdown.

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>>19195880
Fate certainly does have more fujoshi

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>>19195820
Normally I stick to canon but I'm not becoming a giant spider

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>>19195867
Fuck off fag, you're not me.

>>19195888
There's literally not a single part of your post that isn't wrong. It's like the /d/ transformation is the main charm point of the girl for you, if you got that mad at me.

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>>19195928
Alpfags need a dietary supplement measured in volts, you prove this.

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>>19195880
One is a huge popular franchise with 15 year history and other just regular seasonal anime.

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>>19195324
Or you could just let sleeping dogs lie and fuck off with the furries.

>>19195965
Nice job falling for a bait I posted so obvious that if it were a fishing hook it'd already be sunk into your nostril, Jimbo.

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>>19195974
>le epic bait i was only pretending
Why did you think it was good idea to shit up the thread with that post, then?

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>>19195983
Boredom, mostly. You're also the only one stupid enough to fall for it so far.

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>>19195965
Hmm, off by six minutes

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Is it obligatory for monsterized pets to be furries in MGE? Because I kinda like the idea of having a pet, like a rabbit or something, that comes in contact with mamono mana and because of her wild origins, because a muscular as fuck, tall as fuck and rapey as fuck monster girl. But no furry like he Siths or what KC said happen to monsterized pets.

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>>19195988
Best to try your hand at gardening instead.

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>>19195988
>wish fulfillment setting
take a guess

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>>19195988
Read the page for Nekomatas. That’s your best case scenario.

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>>19195997
>7ft+ muscled plants
Does not compute. How can she achieve this without protein?

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>>19195988
This is a wish fulfillment setting Anon. A guy like me could never romance a Pharaoh but I can dream.

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>>19195965
Guess who's gonna be the first to alp when the portals open?

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Imagine a Night Gaunt married to man who wants to live a quiet life. He could use his control over his goo to turn women into more night gaunts.

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>>19196014
>A guy like me could never romance a Pharaoh but I can dream.
Nothing states that Pharaoh's are picky monster girls.

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>>19196015
Males who desire deeply in their heart to become a woman or to be with a man.

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>>19196023
At very least, they’d have to be somewhat rare.

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If it were revealed to you and you knew for certain 100% beyond the shadow of doubt, that your monster girl waifu awaits you when you die, regardless of your deeds or lack of deeds in life. Would you still live your life to the end, or just off yourself and go to see her immediately?

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>>19196038
well then get a doppel

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>>19196038
Im pretty sure hugeass pyramids are common knowledge in MGE Desert, thers is likely even maps showing abandoned pyramids that belonged to ancient kings and all that stuff.

The true problem would like in getting past the Shpinx and Anubises.

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>>19196040
The former because I do still love my family.

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>>19196040
Live poorly and hope I die by my forties.

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>>19196040
Absolutely suicide anon, I'm fucking out. I mean, that's always how I've felt my end would come, even just to save myself from getting old.

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>>19195988
No? Cait Sith and Cu Sith are only furries because of it being a wish fulfillment setting and KC throwing a bone to the kemono/furry community. You don't have to acknowledge their canon appearance if you don't feel like it. But if you do, and actually want to waifu one, be prepared to be told to fuck off to >>/trash/ where the furfags belong.

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>>19196049
Not all will have Pharaohs. You may find Khepri instead.

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>>19196040
when I attempted suicide the bullet was a dud and didn't ignite when I pulled the trigger , I took that as a sign that I needed to keep living

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>>19196058
I think the maps would show that. Then again, with all the wealth Pharaoh's and Khepris have (literally enough to raise kingdoms) I wouldn't put it past them, if they pay to alter the maps to show Pharaohs/Lack of Pharaohs respectively to lure men.

You could go to dance clubs in the Desert as it is stated that monsterized Pharaohs that are conquered by Apophises become dancers to lure men. The problem is that there will likely be other men there that will be enticed by her beauty as well, and if you are like 99.99% of guys here you will not consider it possible for any girl to choose you when there are any other men available and willing.

Guess you best shot is to buy a certified map from a Danuki or something. Or become a damn pro at teleportation spells.

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Sure got depressing in here huh.

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>>19196085
>Sure got depressing in here huh.
Tends to happen at weekends, when we find out we will have to go through another full work week without portals opening.

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>>19196083
I want to run up onto a dancing Pharaoh's stage and declare my love for her for everyone to hear!

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>>19196040
Continue living my life. I enjoy this world and the opportunities I worked hard to make for myself here. I love my family unconditionally and I am loved by them unconditionally. However, it would also make death much less intimidating. Surely I’m not the only one with this fate after death. That means that my loved ones will pass to another world where they can find comfort as well. When I die, I’ll be ready for huge fukkin anime tiddies

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>>19196062
I hope you have found peace, or you will find it soon.

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Remember, Tomboys are for having tan skin and discovering that things are better when they have big breasts!

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>>19196083
I’d like to see a pharaoh try to raise a kingdom in a moder urban/populated desert like Death Valley or Phoenix. Then her Apophis enemy arrives and the two of them work together to usurp control, each thinking the other is her lowly assistant.

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>>19196195
I'd rather pharaoh and apophis be working middle management in competing businesses.

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>>19196213
That’s probably where they’d end up when they realize politics is bullshit.

Then we get beautiful CC offic ladies!

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>>19196062
This thread has actually made me contemplate suicide before. I figured if I can't contribute anything meaningful in here or in real life it'd be better to just do it. Thankfully thinking of my grandparents pulled me out of it for the most part.

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>>19196040
I'll go to the end, I probably won't have a very long life anyway.

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>>19196062
>Can't even kill yourself properly
Imagine being this much of a failure.

I'm not serious.

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>>19196040
I'd live the rest of my life out a lot more comfortably.

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Why is that Wisp over in the corner masturbating?

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>>19196040
I've thought about it before, but then I think that she'd be heartbroken that I did something so drastic and left my family and friends behind.

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Jesus christ guys it's supposed to be a relaxing sunday.
Instead of wallowing post your positive page 10 confessions.

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>>19196311
Memes aside, I think Wisps are underrated.

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>>19196319
I feel like my life's turning around for the better and I think that'd make my waifu happy.

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>>19196049
Also getting to the ruins to begin with would likely be difficult. From its description the ancient desert kingdoms in the MGE seem to have spanned a vast area. Rather than just modern day Egypt I get the impression the desert region could be comparable in size to the Sahara Desert. The individual ruins could be hundreds of miles apart. You may be traveling for weeks through sparsely populated or outright empty and extremely harsh environments. Sure there are oases and monster settlements and such but using those means risking your journey coming to an early end by settling down with whatever monster catches you (or gaining a wife or two to continue the journey with).

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>>19196319
my waifu's helping me draw more

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>>19196319
My waifu has changed me for the better in a lot of ways.

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>>19196040
With my luck, I'd off myself only to be told on the other side 'just kidding'. Even certainty leaves enough of a window to fuck me over.

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>>19196319
Contrary to what I said here >>19196056, my life is probably the best it's ever been. I've got a comfy job, money in the bank, consistent entertainment from video games, and generally good moods as well, at least as compared to the rest of my life. I still obviously have my issues, but as of now things are pretty alright.

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>>19196319
Positive ones? Shit anon that's hard, I'm supposed to be happy I think but I can't help but feel like shit.

>>19196040
I think I'd wait around four to five years or so before really doing it.

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>>19196319
Um, I guess I'm getting some commissions on their way.

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>>19196319
Monster girls pulled me out of a downward spiral of degeneracy. I am 3 years free of futa or furries

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>>19196378
I can relate

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>>19196378
Same here anon. This place has absolutely made me a more closed-minded person when it comes to a lot of despicable fetishes. Mostly for the better too.

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>>19196374
What you getting anon?
>>19196378
Can relate, I have some pretty degenerate fetishes that while not futa or anything aren't exactly thread safe. My waifu is the one girl I don't imagine that kind of thing with, she's pure and saves me.

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>>19196056
I always felt like I'd get hit by a bus. Does anyone else feel like they know how they're going to die?

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>>19196409
Some sort of health complication related to my chronic illness or falling myself off a tall building.

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>>19196409
>I always felt like I'd get hit by a bus.
you going to be an isekai protagonist.

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>>19196406
One of her dress up as a certain character from a video game series, and a swimsuit one. They'll take some time, but it's something to look forward to.

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>>19196409
Some complications for being unhealthy through high school and college, but hopefully at a late age

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>>19196409
I plan to live forever of course
but barring that id settle for a couple thousand years
even 500 would be pretty nice.

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>>19196409
4chan induced cancer.

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>>19196319
My brothers life success has inspired me to try more. I'm drinking a lot less and losing weight so I can hope that this continues.

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>>19196409
To be honest since 2015 or so I ve had the feeling, that I am not going to last beyond next-week, next month or so. If I could send a message to my past self around 2015, he would be surprised to hear I am still alive.

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>>19196378
Cannot relate, I’ve lost a few fetishes, but otherwise I am just as much of a degenerate (if not moreso thanks to loli) as always.
But I do keep my waifu out of most of them.

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Wake me when we're past all this suicide stuff and can talk happily about sexy monsters again.

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Decommissioned super-heavy automatons are for upgrading into matron units.

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>>19196409
Gunshot.

I'd get a gun to protect myself but:
1. Going untrained is likely to end in me shooting myself by accident
2. Going to a shooting range seems like tempting fate as well.

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>>19196409
Health issues resulting from my military service destroying my body.

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>>19196409
Stabbed by a crackhead. I know this is how I'm going to die.

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>>19196454
Have you considered moving away from Toronto?

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>>19196447
thought about getting into shooting as a hobby, but have to much social anxiety to even buy a gun much less approach a range.

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>>19196409
Most of my monster related dreams involve drowning. I nearly drowned when I was three.

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>>19196378
I was kinda into futas and traps in my teenager years but mofu pulled me away and scales made me stay. I'm kinda meh at both now and would rather fap to something else.

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>>19196470
I once had a dream that monmusu quest got a western animated cartoon.

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If your monster girl waifu ever got pissed as fuck at you, like about to rape you into next week, claws out, bulged muscles and the only reason she isn't beating the crap out of you is because of how much she loves you.

Would you be scared or aroused?

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>>19196480
yeah

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>>19196439
I’m glad I’ve never gotten into lolis and never will.

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>>19196480
What did I do to cause this?

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>>19196480
Fear and arousal are in harmony.

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>>19196480
Yes.

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>>19196480
Slightly scared but ready to fight back. I'd have to pray for the town's safety though.

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>>19196491
What MG race is your waifu?

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>>19196487
I came to 4chan 12 years ago specifically to castigate people here for being pedos,
and now loli comics makes up a sizeable chunk of my fap material.

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>>19196480
>Would you be scared or aroused?
I'd be unconscious

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>>19196480
Fear, probably. My waifu is usually far too calm, good natured and meek for any sort of sustained outward anger, especially like that.

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>>19196487
Well, you're missing out on something lovely.

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>>19196501
I'm not him, but I'd also wonder what I could possibly due to make my Inari waifu so upset.

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>>19196480
Scared as fuck.

She’s ordinary calm and collected to upbeat. If she’s lost her cool it’s because I really, REALLY fucked up hard and probably deserve the ass beating I am about to receive.
So god have mercy on me.

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>>19196505
>tfw I used to mock waifufags
Good fucking lord I have never had to eat my own words so hard.

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>>19196510
I watched my sister grow up. I’m not missing out on much.

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>>19196439
>I am just as much of a degenerate
>But I do keep my waifu out of most of them.
I'm sort of the same way. I have no problem envisioning the MGs that aren't my waifu in degenerate scenarios, but when it comes to my waifu, she's too pure for me to bring down that degenerate path. She almost never makes it into my degenerate fantasies as a result, only the ones that are borderline degenerate.

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>>19196505
That’s just pathetic.

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>>19196465
I live in florida

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>>19196531
The Sabbath are very tricky.

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>>19196532
Oh, good luck then.
Florida Man is unpredictable

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>>19196532
RIP

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the Manticore lifting weights pic?

[Anonymous No.]

One of the few things that keep me going, is the very real possibility that our generation will see fully immersive VR and the rise of human-level or beyond AI, which means there actually IS a very real chance that I will be with my monstergirl waifu.

I think no other generation in the history of mankind, ever had such hope available. Men from previous generations, really had to live with the idea they would die alone and rejected. At least we actually have the chance of being with our waifus for real. Granted, it is not a great chance, but at least it exists.

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>>19196541
>>19196544
I just got back from /int/ and had the perfect image for this.


Whatever, it's good to back from that hellhole. Earth is stupid and overrated. I need a monstergirl waifu.

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>>19196513
Inaris are high class ladies that likely value social etiquette and acceptance a lot. Imagine that she wants to introduce you to all her friends and nobility to show you off and she spent all the last month showing you proper manners, but you just had a good day with your pals that say, so you show up to the dinner as a drunken mess.

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>>19196572
Shit, I guess I deserved it. It doesn't help that I do seem to have a problem with only getting absolutely smashed when it's inappropriate to do so.

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>>19196568
Dare I ask what compelled you to willingly go to /int/

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>>19196534
I want to hold hands with a Baphomet in lotus position.

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>>19196595
My guess is that someone can't handle the delicious taste of 100% American Beef.

[Anonymous No.]

>Your kiki meido confronts you.
"Master, I've noticed you've been drinking a lot lately. Please tell me what's wrong. I promise to do whatever I can to help you."

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>>19196608
Beet tastes good.

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>>19196608
Just continuously thirsty for some reason. Besides, the doc says I could use the extra water.

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>>19196585
>Given your..... failure, to make a good impression and the damage in relationships you have done with the nobility. I will be forced to show off how useful you really are in a more, evident way, as well as using you to immediately reassert my position.

>She is 5 tails
>She is raping you all the way up to 9 tails, nonstop. All.the.way.to.NINE.

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>>19196622
That's fine, it's not like I even need a pelvis anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>finally get cleared to watch the WWDC Keynote during my shift
>start watching and intrigued by some changes
>then I see it
>LEGO with Augmented Reality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNVJ2pWVNXE

Imagine an Anubis watching this. Close your eyes and imagine it. It's adorable.

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>>19196604
[sooiler]I felt bad as an American and needed to be reminded of how much more the rest of the world sucks.[/spoiler]

Also, I've never had that much fun shitposting in my life.

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>>19196634
You also need to work on your spoilering.
Fanny flustering foreign Cheshire would be fun though.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure to put your feet down when it comes to the one and most important thing.
Control of the thermometer

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>>19196604
Which girl is best for living out the American dream?

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>>19196722
Like turning it down in the winter specifically to trick your waifu into cuddling more often?

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>>19196727
Danukis, they are pretty much made for that.

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>>19196727
Holst.
None can stop american holsts.

>>19196729
Exactly.
Or turning it off in the summer so cold waifus can give you personal AC

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>>19196722
It’s the thermostat you dropout bohemian! A thermometer is the tool used to measure the temperature! The thermostat is what you use to control it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196729
The best part is, if you do the heater trick to reptilian waifus, they get too sluggish to think or resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196738
Shush you.

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>>19196480
Both meters full, my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it odd that I want an automaton childhood friend to 'grow up' with? It'd be nice if she would always ask me what her next puberty upgrade should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195290
holy shit yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196734
>>19196732
This is important. Which would enjoy baseball and Apple Pies?

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>>19196774
I still go with holsts/minos but I imagine a troll would love them.
Making the latter especially.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195880
felix is HELLA ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196782
[ANGRY GAY NOISES]

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>>19195985
replace stupid with autistic person that gets mad in a 4chan thread that doesn't seem to fully grasp that people think of him equally as they do furries

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196480
scared

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>>19196786
shit eyebrows shit mouth shit hair

[Anonymous No.]

Does your waifu demands that you brush her tail?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
>Making her so much as ask
Heathen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
She doesn't demand it anon, she asks nicely! I'm always happy to oblige her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
Depends. How should you properly care for scales?

[Anonymous No.]

>>19195182
25-27 degrees Celsius, but also it might rain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
"Brush Tail" is one of the sub-slots in our morning and evening schedules, so it's less of a demand and more of an understood occurrence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
no but she would enjoy it

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
Bunyip brushing seems a full day activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19196819
She can't believe I dare brush her tail, but after a few strokes she's a blushing mess

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>>19196861
Especially since she would tend to get so emotionally overwhelmed that she's likely to interrupt and ravish you a few times over the course of the brushing.