Smart Doll Thread

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Kizuna discontinuation chimpout edition.

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Not so up to date FAQ dollfaq.buyfags.moe

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Same Kiz.... Same....

I hate how painfully relatable K2’s girls’ personalities are.

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Non denominational title next time.

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>>19176603
I agree with you.

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>>19176925
I also agree. It's going to confuse people and god forbid this thread stays with us for months because of how slow generals can go.

The op photo looks unflattering as hell too.

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I'd rather have "BJD anime dolls general" than this. At least the Choo casuals with smart dolls haven't swarmed in with their generic smart doll photos and going OH MAN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD POSE THEM WITHOUT STANDS!

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>>19176603
Yeah I'm really not a fan of this, I was going to make it myself but they just had to sperg and make it while I was asleep.

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So are we all just gonna wait until it gets buried past page 10 hell?

*in before this takes months*

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>>19177087
Ideally, OP would delete this thread and make a new one with a reasonable title.

This odds of this happening are low, sadly.

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>>19177335
it's probably too late to delete at this point anyway.
Either:
1. use sage and hope this one dies off faster
2. report it and hope for the best
3. start a proper one.

The only problem with 3 is the drooling retards who create bad threads typically take that as a cue to keep theirs alive like it's some kind of contest.

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>>19177369
It'd be okay to start a new "doll general" since this technically isn't one anyway, right? This is just the "Smartdoll" thread.

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>>19177335
Op is probably gonna just chuckle that we're stuck with this meme title. People are still going to mostly complain/whine or shitpost while the janitor randomly deletes stuff. And very rarely some other anons are just going to post photos like usual.

>>19177369
Does sage even work anymore? And if someone starts a proper one, will the janitor think it's a duplicate thread?

>>19177380
Thats a possible loophole.

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does it really matter what's in the OP

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>>19177393
Yes. It's a shitpost title. Yeah there's lots of shitposts here, but some people aren't super into shitposts. Also it's a misleading title which might scare away the alread tiny as fuck doll user base.

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Well I tried. Here's hoping we can have actual conversation and photos and not as much shitposting.

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>>19177403
?????????
you search "doll" and only this thread or the onahole thread EVER show up. anyone with a quarter of a brain should be able to find it

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>>19177389
>Does sage even work anymore?
it does, in the options field. Unfortunately that requires everyone to do it.

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>>19177416
But not everyone owns a smart doll or is aware the title is a stupid joke that has worn its welcome.

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>>19177416
It's a shit title. Given the poster count hasn't incremented it was probably You.

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>>19177416
As someone who was lobotomized for medical reasons I am unable to disclose, I am very offended.

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Bring back Azone.

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Dollfie dream heads look so weird to me... They're oddly rounded and they look like they all have bloated cheeks. Not to mention their bodies look freakishly thin like a holocaust victim

I mean everyone is entitled to their opinion but they just... look so laughably bad?

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>>19178638
Smartdoll heads just look so weird to me... They're oddly egg-shaped and flat on the front and they look like they were all modelled by a first-year animation student and their lips look puckered. Not to mention their bodies look like alien giraffes with sticklike tube-shaped arms and legs.

I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion but they just... look so laughably bad?

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>>19178148
What do you mean by this?

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>>19178706
dude who shat in your breakfast?

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just for clarification. should I post my dolls in this thread or wait until the doll general comes back?
don't worry I sage'd

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>>19179254
Post dolls

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>starts a shitty thread
>defends his case with shitposts
>makes passive aggressive shitposts from his cell phone
keep digging that hole there, buddy.

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>>19179254
go ahead and fill the image limit if you can.

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>>19178912
I mean fuck dollfies and smartdolls. Post ex cutes or something.

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>>19178706
At least they don't crack and can pose their fucking hands better, VolksFag. Enjoy your anorexic bitches with mouths right under their nostrils

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>>19180448
>Can bend knees past 90 degrees
>Option torsos like pic exist
And
>Cracking doesn't happen to Smartdolls!!!
Of course not, when has that EVER happened.

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>>19180513
That's a cute Asuna.

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Not 100% sure what the comparison pics are supposed to mean but at least you have options with DDs I guess. Aesthetic appeal is up to opinion in the first place.

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>>19180448
If you're going to defend SmD sculpts and insult DDs maybe don't post one that a bunch of people are convinced is just a ripoff of DDH15 and that is completely non-indicative of Danny's usual 'style'.

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My poor girl managed to mess up her faceup a bit. I've done faceups but not the anime kinds that really require super precise linework - I'm worried she'll look like shit (inb4 smartdolls already do).
All my other dolls are resin, but I'm pretty excited to go to Doll Point next month to add a Dream Choice or D'Coord girl to my crew!

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>>19180687
Hey now, I didn't even take the picture sideways...

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>posting the broken hand debacle as if it's the product's fault retards don't read warnings that you need to heat the plastic up first

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Remember. Shes watching you.

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>>19181043
I want more glasses for my dolls.

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Usually doll gen doesn't go into a burning dumpster fire of shitposts until a little later. Is this a new record?

Then again this isn't doll gen it's "Smart Doll" Thread...

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>>19182044
doll gen died when smartdoll "people" decided the only way to make friends is to be shitty overall.

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>>19182346
I know this started out as a joke, but it got unfunny really fast. If anon really loved his/her/it/whatever's smart doll they'd take a fat photo dump of their own and call everyone ignorant whenever someone else says something bad abut them.

God forbid anon is just giving Choo virtual felatio, but can't afford their own smart doll and is so bitter about it they just want to nonstop shit post about it.

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>>19182628
It's to be expected. Danny gained much of is fame (notoriety) by living without any social awareness or filter. While he doesn't quite go to melonpan levels he still made an example of positive reinforcement through being a drooling retard. not surprise he resonates with people like OP.

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Every time this thread explodes into SmD shit posting I am sad I own two. I don't know why they need to be so shitty but I am 100% behind the anti SmD people right now becuse the pro SmD people seem to be fucks about it.

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>>19184259
That's because you're not trying to change people's opinions or being smug that you own a more well known product or shitposting for the sake seeing people get riled up.

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>>19181282
Do they pat your head while you're asleep?

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I impulse bought her from an auction, how did I do guys

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>>19184537
Well she looks absolutely adorable.

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>>19184537
Awww, cute! Give her lots of headpats!

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>>19184537
i was monitoring that auction, big catch for a big price hope she makes it to you safe

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>>19176300
I saw K2 at a doll meet and I like his dolls, but he was just kinda sitting in the corner by himself, and he looks exactly like the kind of old man who would try to abduct children. He's probably nice enough but I was getting maaaajor creeper vibes.

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>>19184537
was there more than one? because theres an auction with that exact pic and it's still running https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/e280868982

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>>19184944
that's a handful of people at meets.

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>>19184944
This doesn't surprise me, I get the impression lots of people think their dolls will somehow transform them into a relatable, sociable person and the more they spend the better they get. Nope. still a creep.

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>>19185421
ahahaha
My local doll meet community have people thinking they can be popular cool like someone in high school. It's so awful.

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>>19185439
even online. aka "I bought a doll, am I cool yet?/how did I do?" or if you remember: "I bought a doll and Freya will give it her personal touch. Am I going to be the coolest or what?!" Yeah look what happened, ended in an ebay fire sale.

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>>19185529
I mean it's pretty cool when someone buys their first doll I think, but I hope they do it because they like dolls and not to fit in with weird doll people. I dunno what you're referencing at the end because I'm a newfag here

I tried to talk to K2 a little bit about his dolls but he was just sooooooo unapproachable - I gotta make sure I'm not shy or weird at meets too tho

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>>19185683
basically it's like:
"Look at me I'm so cool because I own a doll unique to everyone else"

"I'm so popular because x many people came to my doll meet"

"Don't hog up all the doll meets!"

etc

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>>19185683
>I dunno what you're referencing at the end because I'm a newfag here

Probably should end up in the hall of fame because it was pretty memeworthy. It was about DD Mio Honda. Their first doll which was sure to be epic, and it ticked all the boxes:
"Ima get my first doll"
"It's going to be special just you watch"
"Look at me I commissioned a famous modder"
"Give me attention, behold my buying power and superior taste"
"I swear that's exactly what I asked for, we've been in communication with progress photos and everything"

1/2

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>>19185761
Links? I want to rubberneck.

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2/2
Shortly after it was listed on ebay with everything else they bought. So it wasn't a "I'm going to get a return on my investment" listing but a "gonna try to get my money back" listing which included all the memeworthy accessories every every first timer thinks they need thanks to what I like to call "parrots" in this community. I believe the whole lot, ruined doll and all went for $600.

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>>19185764
Different anon but I have these links.
The first implies that they have a Sasara so this would be there second doll.
There probably is more if the other anon feels so strongly against them though.
>>/jp/thread/S16064437#p16113669
>>/jp/thread/S16261343#p16316037

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>>19185793
It looks like they just had something in mind and were disappointed when it didn't turn out well as a doll after spending so much money. The faceup isn't terribly done for what it is, i guess?

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>>19185761
>>19185807
Omg, maybe it's the angle but it looks like she has a tiny skinny lizard tongue
Otherwise she's cute - sounds like he hyped himself up too much about her and then just kinda sold her away...

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>>19185807
>Posing with the certificate
Looks like he put his own his own vanity over the doll.

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If someone can do a better version please do.

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>>16113669
Why does that doll look like fucking Mimi Bobeck?

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>>19185861
kys.

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>>19185858
I don't think the being a fan of the artist and proud to own one of their works is vain, what is vain though is over-estimating their own ability to design a doll concept and that's where they fucked up.

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>>19185807
Damn, those threads are a huge contrast to today's sperging attention whores.

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>>19185885
sure thing anon. I'll do anything for you ~

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>>19185861
lovely, it looks they jumped right out of CWCville.

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>>19186119
I sure wish I could have seen it.

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I wanna buy a doll but smart dolls look like Asian Barbies and the good looking Dollfies are impossible to find for less than $1000 for a retard like myself.

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>>19189220
Azone?

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>>19189220
make your own or start lurking secondary markets.

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>>19189220
Which Dollfies do you like? There are lots that you can find in the $500-$700 range or less secondhand. Or you can spring for a custom for about as much as a standard.

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>~36 hours to get a package from New Jersey to Sydney
>a week and a half to get the same package from Sydney to Adelaide

Anyone who enjoys complaining about USPS and customs should try living in rural Australia. You guys don't have it as bad as you think. If the diversity quota at the airport isn't on smoko or stealing your stuff, customs isn't seizing it, and the postie isn't on meth, it'll still get taken by a band of highway spider pirates somewhere on the nullabor.

This thread is garbage by the way - have a picture of someone else's doll.

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My favorite thing to eat is Macaroni and Cheese because it tastes good. The ingredients to make it is macaroni and cheese. I like the yellow macaroni and cheese more than the white macaroni and cheese. I don't know. it just tastes better. I think the orange cheese is American cheese and the white cheese is mozzarella. Then whites cheddar cheese? I think its yellow cheese too. What cheese has holes in it? Swiss cheese. I just googled it. I thought mice would eat oles in the cheese because of Tom and Jerry. I liked that show. It had a lot of violence in it. But you don't see that getting age resiricted. I don't see how hard it was to catch the mouse, he lived in that hole in the wall, just shoot poison in to it. Back to the cheese. I like cheese on a lot of things like macaroni. I made macaroni art one time. I t was suppose to be a pilgrim riding a donkey, but it ended up looking like a panda going extinct. Anyway, I love macaroni and cheese. I always say more please. That was gay.

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>>19189493
Haven't heard much of Azone, honestly.

>>19189818
From the ones I saw on the volks site I like this face the best. Saw the same doll in manda for $800 so am tempted to just pay that.

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Hey guys! Himeno says hi!

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>>19190451
nice pasta

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>>19190507
that outfit is cute but i really like the heels on her!

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>>19190528
Hi~

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>>19190528
Hello