/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Bug on your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

boy

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>>19173862
Shit where’s the raid?

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>>19173862
smash

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MATING PRESS

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>>19173879
i've got a spray for this bug! *unzips dick*

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That is not my bed. Where did you get such misinformation?

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>>19173862
>Unzips pants
>Takes off pants and underwear
>Gets fully erect
>Kills bug with very large fly swatter

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>>19174671
How do you unzip your dick?

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>>19173862
That's a really nice looking bed and room. Reminds me of a cabin.

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>>19174745
who are you quoting?

[Anonymous No.]

she'll chew your fucking head off as you are screwing her

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>>19174753
like this! *rezips and reunzips dick*

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>>19175336
Only spiders do that. And spiders aren't bugs.

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>>19175336
Chewing as in lightly nibbling on my ear, right?

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>>19175631
No. Chewing as in, ripping out your throat and eagerly devouring your flesh to ensure the survival of your children.

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>>19175646
That doesn't sound very nice, although it would be worth it.
Why doesn't she just ask me to prepare some food for her instead? I make a pretty good lasagna.

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>>19175627
I thought that was Mantis? IIRC don't Tarantulas have sex and then once they're finished, the female eats the male to get some nutritions for its young?

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>>19175663
>That doesn't sound very nice.
But it is very nice. Not only is she ensuring the survival of your offspring. But she also makes sure you won't have to be a good father. Your only responsibility is to become food. After that you can comfortably rest inside of Wriggle while she raises your children, together forever.

>Why doesn't she just ask me to prepare some food for her instead? I make a pretty good lasagna.
As a Youkai, only human meat will give her the nutrients necessary to reproduce.

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>>19175676
Praying mantises do it as well. As do a variety of spiders, sometimes including Tarantulas, most famously the Black Widows.

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>>19175711
*most famously the Black Widow.

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>>19175721
>>19175711
False, the Black Widow doesn't do this.

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>>19173862
>Bug on your bed.
>All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination. Female bed bugs possess a reproductive tract that functions during oviposition, but the male does not use this tract for sperm insemination. Instead, the male pierces the female's abdomen with his hypodermic penis and ejaculates into the body cavity.

unf

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>>19175844
so

mating press?

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Balls deep in his ass

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put him in a diaper and breastfeed him

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>>19175849
mating press her belly, yes.

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>>19175694
But I want to raise our child together and grow old with Wriggle, and I want to have more than one kid. Also, the kid will be only half youkai, so she'll probably be terrified to learn that her mother killed and ate her father.
Can't she take just one arm?

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>>19175711
Hungry mantises do, and males avoid hungry females because they don't really want to die for procreation.

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Fug the bug! I want Wriggle's cute smelly feet in my face!

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>>19179112
boy feets!

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>>19179532
Wriggle is a FEMALE GIRL with GIRLFEETS! They look and smell like girl feet! Stop lying!

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>>19173862
I went to sleep with this bug and he raped my ass!

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>>19177059
>But I want to raise our child together and grow old with Wriggle
That's a nice dream. But you have to understand, you are just more useful to Wriggle and your children as food. So accept your fate, and become the foundation for your offspring. It might hurt at first, but once it's all over. You'll feel a sense of satisfaction and purpose you never could have had while.

>and I want to have more than one kid.
Considering she's a bug. She'll probably produce more than one kid at a time.

> Also, the kid will be only half youkai, so she'll probably be terrified to learn that her mother killed and ate her father.
Wriggle will make sure she both understands and appreciates your noble sacrifice.

>Can't she take just one arm?
That isn't enough food to be a proper meal.

[Anonymous No.]

So handsome...

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Hug the bug.

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>>19183497

Hug the bug by pushing his hands on ground

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>>19183521
Love the bug.

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Wriggle gives me a raging boner. Guess it can't be helped; I'll fug the bug.

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>>19179626
Those antennae would really creep me out, especially if they moved.

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>>19179626
a female (male,XY) with girl (boy feets)

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>>19183497
>a bug cooking dinner
doesn't sound sanitary to me

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>>19181006
you lucky bastard

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>>19175663
This. Make sure you feed her before you take her to bed.

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cute boy

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>>19183497
How did Wriggle remember that guy for more than a week?

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>>19184737
Wriggle is in love!

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>>19184627
You don't eat honey?

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>>19184627
her frass adds flavour to any dish

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>>19175627
"bug" is a colloquial catagory of which spiders fall into. You are thinking of insects vs arachnids.

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if wriggle is a boy i guess that makes me a homoinsectisexual

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>>19183299
This post made me see the light. Wriggle doesn't actually care about me at all, she just wants a dildo that will also serve as a sandwich.
I'll stick with fairies and human girls and try to find someone who actually loves me for who I am, and not for how I taste, and never again will I fall for youkai propaganda.

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>>19188688
wriggle is a trap and liking traps doesn't mean you're gay

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>>19183299
if shes going to eat me, im not going to impregnate her

good luck finding a mate now, you dumb bug

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>>19187450
Oh, right. My bad.

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>>19188708
You should probably stick to human girls. Unlike Youkai, they won't eat you after sex. Unlike gods, they don't view you like a fun plaything. And unlike Fairies, they don't have the memory of a goldfish.

>>19189162
I'm sure she'll find somebody more willing to make the kind of sacrifice she expects from her husband.

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>>19189237
if shes going to be a dumb bug, she should find another dumb bug to breed with

she cant just expect human males to follow her mating rules

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>>19189285
But i don't think there are male Youkai bugs to breed with. So humans are the only choice she has.

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>>19189237
what about vampires¿

surely remi is craving to be bred and she can suck a little blood afterwards

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>>19189303
Vampires have the same problem as goddesses. They'll never view you as a equal. You'll always just be a fun plaything to temporarily amuse themselves.

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>>19189296
Beggars cant be choosers, the bug must adapt to human breeding rules and not eat me, or let the species die out

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>>19189313
I think you underestimate how many men would be willing to make a sacrifice like that if it meant fucking a cute Youkai girl.

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>>19189309
That doesn't sound too bad, actually. And unlike the goddesses, specially Kanako, Remilia isn't extremely unpleasant.

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>>19189237
>unlike Fairies, they don't have the memory of a goldfish.
Then I just need to remind the fairy how much I love her everyday.

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>>19189368
If you're fine with essentially being viewed like a pet you can fuck. Then sure, you can try and take the vampire routes. Most people will think you're a pedophile though.

>>19189382
I don't see the appeal of that. All it takes is one day of oversleeping, and she leaves the house never to be seen again.

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>>19189402
>essentially being viewed like a pet you can fuck.
You're making this sound better and better. I'll be extra happy if she gives me headpats and allows me to call her "Remilia-sama".
>Most people will think you're a pedophile
I don't mind that one bit.

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>>19189467
>You're making this sound better and better.
In that case. Go right ahead, i'm sure Remilia wouldn't mind taking you as her lover/human pet. Just don't expect it have any control over any part of your life ever again.

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>>19189467
>>19189368
I love the remi I bet her feet smell bad

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>>19189879
Footfags are a plague and should be hanged.

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>>19189890
w-what did I do?

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>>19173862
FUG THE BUG

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>>19189893
You spread lies about Remilia. Her feet are do NOT smell bad.
Slandering the cutest girl in the world warrants death.

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>>19189943
ok I'm sorry.

Remi's feet smell like lotion and shampoo and flowers. (and blood)

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>>19189929
That’s a very fat bug. Should be very tasty when put on a grill

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>>19189929
he's so fat!

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>>19184117
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT FEMALE GIRLFEETS!

Wriggle's feet have girlsweat! I smelled and tasted them!

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>>19189957
Yeah, they look pretty stinky to me! Lolifeets are always smelly!

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>>19190619
don't bully Remi. Her feet do not stink.

Girls genetically are much smellier than boys though...

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>>19190627
must of that smell is pheromones though

girls that has been sunbathing or working out smells real nice to a male

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>>19190647
I wish Remi would rub her stinky smelly pheromones all over my bed.

Hopefully some are from her feet.

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>>19190627
Sorry, but they are VERY smelly! In a cute way, though!

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>>19190700
so if Remi dipped her feet in the ocean it would kill everything?

She is too cute for that.

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>>19190705
Her stinky pheromones would send every creature swimming towards her, trying to suck on her cute feet!

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>>19190717
b-but what if Remi's feet are smelly enough to kill all the things in the water before that happens?

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>>19190724
I... I really don't think that's scientifically possible, anon!

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>>19190729
you can't just reply to me with a pic of remi's cute, pale smelly feet like that! You're gonna make the whole board stink.

Tell her to put her shoes back on pls

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>>19190742
But then her feet would just get super sweaty and smelly marinating inside her shoes and/or socks!

There's no real solution here! But indeed, her feet are very cute! The combination of her pale soles and red toenails is adorable!

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>>19190950
Remi is bad. She knows her feet stink and uses them to torture people.

Also look at this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxCLyVoA-OA
It has flandre feet in it. Her toenails are very sharp.

[Anonymous No.]

another stinky thread! /jp/ smells really bad pls stop.

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>>19191093
It's not my fault Remi decided to take off her shoes.

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>>19191094
Talking about Remy's feets and how they smell is WAY too lewd! Stop!

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>>19191243
ok I'm sorry I won't talk about Remi's smelly feet anymore.

Now this board has to air out...

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>>19191253
Before we stop, I just wanna say that the cutest thing in the world would be teasing Remy about her smelly feets and watching her blush from it! Bullying Remilia's cute smelly feet! Remilia getting flustered by her soles!

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>>19191334
don't bully her feet or her feet will bully you!

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I thought this was a Wriggle thread.

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>>19191367
it is but the remi ruined it

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>>19191375
The fumes are almost gone! Post more Wriggle! I still love this cute Wriggle a cute anon drew!

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>>19191392
>accidentally posts a flan, making the thread stink more

Sorry

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>>19191399
Stop posting stinky feets, please!

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>>19191419
s-sorry...

But I don't have any wriggle pictures :C

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>>19191422
Just go to a Booru and find a cute one that tickles your cutesensor!

You can even find some of Wriggle's smelly bare feet!

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>>19191430
i found some cute bug feet

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>>19191438
Cute bug and cute feet!

I love casually barefoot Wriggle! of course, since she is so sweaty in this pic, her feet are probably greasy and smelly!

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>>19191453
Whoops, forgot to post my cute female girlbug!

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>>19191453
>>19191455
All the grass and trees in the picture later died because of her smelly feet.

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>>19191438
stinky male feets ew!
>>19191399
495 years without a single wash!

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>>19191460
Cute!

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>>19191462
>495 years without a single wash

Don't bully. Flan takes good care of her feet.

>>19191466
does the wriggle smell from all the pheromones she releases?

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>>19191462
I'm going to give this book to her as a little "hint" then!

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>>19191484
to flan or wriggle?

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How can a boy be this lewd

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>>19191497
she is boy?

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>>19191494
both
>>19191501
He* and yes.

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>>19191494
To both! And Remy!

>>19191483
>does the wriggle smell from all the pheromones she releases?
Yes, Wriggle has smelly armpits and feet chock-full of testosterone-booting pheromones! Smelly in a good way! But don't tell her she's smelly, you'll make her really flustered!

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>>19191505
oh.

I was hoping the wriggle was a girl so she could stink more.

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>>19191512
>tells the wriggle she's smelly

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>>19191513
She IS a girl! And, of course, she is smelly as girls are! don't listen to that anon!

>>19191515
Please do stop, please! She can't help but be smelly; she's a girl!

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>>19191521
I keep forgetting to post my cute Wriggles!

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>>19191521
Sometimes I wish I was a girl so I can walk barefoot everywhere and everyone would suffocate from my smell.

Don't bully pls

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>>19191535
I'd be extremely modest, and would die of embarrassment if a boy ever saw my bare feet! I'd feel no different than if I was nude!

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>>19191561
Are you the same anon who said you want to see patchy contaminate this clean table with her smelly feet bacteria 3 years ago?

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>>19191565
I... I don't fully remember, but it sounds like something I'd say, because I like the bacteria on Patchy's feet! I'd like her to get her cute feet bacteria on my table, bed and carpet!

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>>19191580
it is you

Why are you so obsessed with the patchy and how her running in shoes will turn her feet into smelly biohazards?

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>>19191588
Because I find that to be very appealing!

Patchy is cute, and her feet are cute! However, Patchy's cute feet can also get very smelly and sweaty, which is gross. The contrast between a cute girl and her smelly feet is very cute! Patchouli in particular, because I could see being very embarrassed about her feet being smelly! I would tease her until she's bright red, sweating and stuttering from the embarrassment that I caused from bullyment of her feets!

Thanks for reading, by the way! Good night, anon! Sorry to derail from Wriggle!

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>>19191602
g-goodnight stinky feet boy.

Now i have to spray air freshener all over this thread to make it smell of wriggle again.

[Anonymous No.]

I have the sudden urge to impregnate this bug

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>>19191668
She looks like a chubber there, anon!

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hugbug

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>>19192092
Wouldn't Mystia try to eat Wriggle?

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>>19192918
She would. Eat out of her delicious vagina, that is.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread already reeks of Limburger

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>>19193450
It's all the Remi's fault

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>>19191668
Go ahead. If you don't mind being eaten afterwards.

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>>19194295
If she's a bed bug then I must apply the traumatic insemination technique

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>>19191399
who are you quo- *the smell kills him*

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>>19197961
You shouldn't go near flan's feet without a mask.

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Once I used to have this wonderful picture of Wriggle floating with a mesmerized face, sparkles, wearing tan shorts with lovely hips under them. But I could not find it anywhere again after I lost the image. Ah well, guess I will never see it again.........

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>>19173862
I want to bury my face on those thighs so badly, so damn badly

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>>19191515

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>>19205171
i knew it.

All girls are smelly.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to help wriggle clean his small wee-wee!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19173862
Look.
If you don't get off of my bed in the next 10 seconds, I will set you and my house on fire.
My bed is for sleeping only.

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>>19173862
Does your ass glow?

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>>19206928
he has a shiny heinie!

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>>19206962
I want to slap that boy's butt.

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>>19173866
fpbp

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>>19191484
Yo me on the right

[Anonymous No.]

I want to suck Wriggles's cock!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19183497
Itou life keeps drawing wriggle thicker and thicker. It's wonderful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19212645
It's really tiny, you'd have to try really hard to wrap your lips around it

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>>19206962
Wriggle having huge fetish for men seeing her nude!
Wriggle thinking Anon is cute!
Wriggle mooning Anon, and playing it off as just a rascally, mischievous prank!
Wriggle later furiously masturbating to the fact that you saw her naked butt and know what it looks like!

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>>19218311
>her

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>>19218311
Wriggle is a pervert!

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>>19218989
Just wait until she upgrades to """""""""accidentally""""""""""" stepping out of the shower naked and being surprised when you're there!

And eventually inviting you over to her place to play video games, and she's just casually nude for no reason, pressing right up against you as you uncomfortably sit on the couch!

[Anonymous No.]

Sleepy bug!

[Anonymous No.]

>>19220155
the wriggle is a boy since its not smelly enough

[Anonymous No.]

no boobie = boy

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>>19207181
fuck off loser

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>>19219591
>And eventually inviting you over to her place to play video games, and she's just casually nude for no reason, pressing right up against you as you uncomfortably sit on the couch!
When that happens, I want to take my erect penis out and start casually and slowly masturbating while still talking with her, like nothing is happening!

[Anonymous No.]

wtf, do not sexualize my little brother!

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>>19173862
I want to fuck this tomboy bug and impregnate her with my children.
I'll marry her and we'll raise a lovely bug family together.
Try to stop me, /jp/

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>>19233802
Insecks amirite

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>>19235906

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>>19220245
Denial.

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Look at this little cutebug!

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>>19224209
Then tell her to stop being so sexy.

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>>19173862
Bug will be bred.

[Anonymous No.]

If you mate with her she'll probably have a hundred children cause she's, you know, an insect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19246861
Some female fireflies will attract mates only to eat them

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>>19247009
hot

[Anonymous No.]

I want to tease wriggle for his large penis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19253510
It's tiny actually, but yes, i want to tease him for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19173866
Don't worry! That's okay, I'm a shotacon!
Wriggle is for sex no matter what!
No matter what!

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>>19233802
Wriggle has green guts

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>>19253783
>23cm
>tiny

Horseposters should go.

[Anonymous No.]

K-Kino?

[Anonymous No.]

Cute boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19260624
>>23cm
It's no bigger than 8cm. Hell, it's probably even smaller than Youmu's.

[Anonymous No.]

Wriggle is a girl

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>>19271594
A girl (boy)!

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>>19271594
Have you seen her pussy?

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>>19271955
I have. Can't post it here, since it's a sfw board, though. Just look up Itou life wriggle doujins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271594
かわいい男の子

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>>19271594
I want to molest her to see if she moans like a girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271594
wriggle should go to yuugi and learn the way of mad gains and become a very manly man

[Anonymous No.]

>>19271594
wriggle should go to Sanae and learn the way of mad blowjobs and become a very slutty girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>19280735
Yuuka*

[Anonymous No.]

Wriggle is a girl.